Dragon ball

I killed everything here with my bear hands. So... Nudity makes you stronger on this planet...Huh so
that hair does compensate for something. God I love therapy( after killing an enemy). Were a
traveling improp group, here let me give you a demonstration, my men shall play a group of drunken
sailors, and youre a bunch of baby seals, and goand scene well you are quite the milf, now what
are you doing out of the kitchen, wives are for kissing not talking. Oh look more baby seals. That
wasnt part of a deal-and 500.( nr of speech.) Sweetie I do not see a sandwich with that beer. You got
some balls droping on me-funny you should say that I happen to be looking for a pair. Im sorry but at
this point all im hearing is, hit me Vegeta kill me, God this armour makes me look fat. So now you
know the truth V, yes I do and now im gonna start repressing the truth. And the first step is killing
you. Repressing in 5,4 What I pay them for-you dont-allow them to live for How dare oyu ram into
me-yea just gonna to ignore that entirely. Face down with another man beating your ass-is is
wenseday already ? Ive been hiding another side of myself-where in the closet? .well continue this
conversation never. And unlike all the do you know who couldve.very good, now use your rbain
for this one Z, if someone were to know wherev yes and you said you killed him? , Ah look anything
else to talk about, well continue this conversation never. You defeated me once, and thats once way
to many times. So Ill put it in a way youll understand, Im about to blow my load inside your guts, no
homo. How dare yu ram into me-yeah im just gonna go ignore that. Sure is zarbon in here.
Glorious. Kill him, seriously he wont be missed, I think that accounts for everyone here. We cant
lose one of our most valued team member, you carried this stable- if there is any solace in this is that
you will die along with me. Seriously Im surprised we didnt hear banjos on the way here because
everybodys inbred and looks the fucking same. Piss off -thank you sir may I have another? Im fucked
arent i-right in the down under. At least this body is not useless-give me a minute. Oh im sorry I
didnt know we were starting. Blew it the fk up-what did it have an opinion? Eat me. Now strip-I got
body armor-less ackward. Make sure you dont get yourself killed god forbid youd make me happy.
You keep guard out here make sure not go too far I like my meat shields within bullet blocking
distance. Tell me have you heard of planet N? Funny because I expect to hear that from the next
person I ask when I ask about Namek. Fooling my plans, fooling your plans?- are you-yes.Im gonna
fucking kill you. Then I got nothing to lose-whatever-good answer. And freezas going togoing to-
Oh no, dont mind me, by all means-give me some ideas! Well Vegeta you finally pulled it off, you
dashed my hopes entirely, with some help I see. Oh il make a pit stop on the way there, pick up some
waters, eggs and blow it the fk up, oh sorry im usually more composed Im just a little bit absolutely
livid. Yes vegeta but you see the difference between us it that Ill live long enough to regret it. And
were just going to abuse it-oh maliciously-bitching how we do it? Im impressed when did you
graduated from pull ups-about the same when you got off the rag-cute. Is that you can transform-I
can transform-okay when and how? Mock me F but im not afraid of you, so why dont you dull
yourself up and get ready for a night on the town, because im about to take you to a ballroom blitz.
All done, and judging by the expression on your face-so are you. Lets put a number to that feeling
shall we, last time I cocked this power I was at 1 mil your lying am i? am I really?.... Huh that
happened-vegeta mind sitting right there for just a moment, I need to play baby sister. Alright who
has the balls! Tell me if you know this one how many namkians does it take to-punch-Just 1. Where
are you going-places-place huh like that mountain over there? An admirable feat for a lowlife such
as yourself ive a got a question for you thought what-die-that wasnt a question-thats because I dont
do request. Aw come on, that was just a love tap. How much does it weigh-thats just cute. True but I
have one thats nice fres and right for abuse transformation and spoiler warning its not getting old
anytime soon. Let me touch your skin tatata. Ever heart of paintball? Just remove the T. I need you
to and follow me on this one, almost kill me. Why would I do that-because that-ah right thats
happening right now. Oh dont cry for the poor thing, I saved him the fate of seeing what Im about
to do to you. You know what all of you better duck, because Im about to turn left and I dont wanna
smack you with my dick. Well not really fight, more like flailing angrilyoh look at you vegeta you
want to fight me. . I feel like weve been here before have weve been here before? Oh my god this Is
happening again. Let me tell you vegeta I dont deal in legends, I deal in facts and heres a fact, by
the end of this youre going to be crying like a little bitch-bitch you just jell us on my super sayian
swagger-oh for fucks sake This may be beside the topic but how good are you at digging holes, I
mean besides the one youre already dug yourself in. See its like I told you vegeta, like a bitch! Stop
hitting yourself-youre the one hitting me-oh contraire vegeta, youve brought this upon yourself.
Now that were done here its time to send you crying home to mommy-my mothers dead-I know.
Unfortunately vegeta and I were having a disagreement-he wanted himself to live and well I didnt.
And apparently, this is now happening-vegeta explain! Oh my goooood!!! No seriously you have no
idea how old that got. Im sure hes in a better place, oh who am I kidding hes probably in hell. Its
funny how hes still talking i couldve sworn i hit a lung-oh there it is. Idk i went to hell once the only
real bad part was these two german devils trying to wrestle me-are you real? Really killing them is a
kindness, i can retract that kindness if you wish but then whose the villain?- you-no that was a
rethorical question-and i gave you a rethorical answer-good lord I traded vegita for this. Sending your
friends away to fight me all on your own, how gutless=why-because suicidie is the cowards way out. I
pay my taxex one leg of a time-im going to drown you, im going to drown you like a sack of dumb
pupies. Because theyre cute and cuddlly. I know its a new thing to you monkey but its called a bath.
But you know what the diffrence between you and I is? You can punch a wall and it will break in half, i
can punch a wall and wipe out its entire race. I saw donkey king though-How do you function..... Oh
whats wrong dont have anything cute to say this time? SO any last words monkey, you know besides
gurgle gulrge. No seriously, kayo what?-kayo crap-I thought so. Im going to do my best that you
just used the word bogus. Wow a little quick to the trigger there Ace. Look like a bunch of queers
choutsu we dont even know them.....-well we shouldnt think less of them. Serioulsy what are you
doing are you trying to say you once caught a fish that big? I believe Im done, as entertaining of a
punching bag you make i find there is no more enjoyment to be found. Okay first question, are you
about to die?-No=A, a a, No lying. When you see V tell him i said, like a bitch. Well that doesnt sound
too ha-for 5 minutes, and considering how hard he kicked my butt, ah im sure you can handle it-did
you just pull a gurudge? You know i think i have an insta for this situation, im going to blow you
and this planet away, isnt that fun? If I had any single event for the countless horrific events that
have transpires in my wake.is that im dying. Alright come on you heavy bastard, no one actually
help me that would be too much. By the way not dead-kay thanks die. He has become the only and
only super sayian-right-yea-you hesitated there for a second. Gohan-take-find-get back- This is
surprisingly well thought out for you=Gohan where should you be right now?-the ship?-the ship!
Cant you tell Freiza-its just like vegeta said=no you fucking dont! I dont have to tell you everything, I
dont have tot ell you anything-and that just sums up our time spent here. You think now that youre
this so called super sayian that youre better than me? Well youre not, I own you, I own this planet,
in fact, fuck this planet! Should I call you when youre done screaming or is this just not happening?
Kami, youre alive?-so this is what counts for omnipotence these days hmm? (bitchin) Bulma how far
would you have to fall to hit terminal velocity?-I thought so. I just love how easy it is to get away with
this shit with you people. I want to blow the planet up you just sit there and let me. I want to reach
100% and you just sit there and let me-so can I get a meat lovers=and that is my star pupil. Then
how might I be of servive lord popo=good question, kami the fk am I doing-Kai, the fk is he doing? I
want you to bring back every-why- are you questioning God?-are you? Not in the mood kami-fine not
my problem anyway. When theres no more room in hell-vegeta shall walk thee! Well now youre
super sayain soup, high in vitamin dumbass. So what if i did, what are you gonna do about it, come at
me bro! If it makes you feel any better Im not immortal either-Bigger x3, perfect! Oh I wonder what
kind of handsome dashing rogue couldve been responsible for their deaths, oh it was me. You really
think that million year old trick is gonna work on-clever dick! You know you keep reacting trying to
prompt us to ask whats going on, you could just tell us. My organs, no stay in your home, daddy
needs you! Guess you could call this a slice of life. Wait x2, I know I did a lot of terrible things, killed
quite a lot of people, some of which you liked, but may I ask you as one neighbor to another, can you
s[are a couple of energy-No-Im not asking anymore. Maybe this is a sign, maybe I should change,
maybe this is my second and last chance..maybeI was wrong, Neh. You havent called me in
months- I have been dead-oh well thats not stopping you now is it? Do not do this right now-hey you
wanna know how this is ending?- hey vegeta wanna come live with me? Only if its got a pool-hes the
reason Im dead-well then I guess hes more of a man than you. And that I love you-what- what did i?
did I say it too soon, oh good I said it too soon, oh god I fucked it up, dragon takes us away! Hey its
me dont ask me how I got this number Ive got people! Im in Hollywood-what are they doing a live
adaptation of mr clean?-hah thats hilarious, Find me the guy who writes your material and give me
this number, cause Im a producer now. What do you think? What do I care youre not on my board
see you around, and when youre back on earth give me a call, well do ,lunch! And her boobs are as
big as my head-yes I have made the comparison. Eh say what you want, theyre a good couple. You
do know that technique is forbidden-your face is forbidden-sadly that was the best one up here( his
head) . Okay first off, no one screws yamchan but life. Turtle be my wingman on this, if I get some
tonight, I swear to god I will send you pictures-deal. We saw Gohan there but he was busy pounding
the tuna-what with goku gone chi chi needs someone to do it. Why arent you upstairs sleeping with
your girlfriend like everybody else? Im going to prison arent i? well normally youd go but do you
have any idea what they do to guys like you? Look chi chi if it really upsets you well all take turn
ponding your tuna, okay but, only if we get to eat it together-Heheheheh!!! Clean that up-I beg your
pardon. Have you any inkling in that simple little head of your who youre speaking to?-oh please do
go on. Whats ging on I dont remember releasing the black aura mist just yet ahhh. Mr. popo im
back and Im oh my Me, what happened to the lookout- Oh dont mind me Kami I just had a bit of
Italian for dinner. What does that have to do with-cause it was nothing but garlic (enemy name garlic
jr). Im back bitches! Hey you got some nerves- Oh a valet, neat, Im not tipping. Except for that one
scrup who got killed by a -oh yea I dare you to come over here and laugh at me-ha ha ha- yea see
now we can laugh together. Ok seriously, we have enough to clean without a pool of yamchas urine.
Is that the beta male? No krillin just got here, oh god theyre breading, I swear the only thing I hate
more than weaklings is the color pink. What still ticked off about the shirt-well yes Im absolutely
livid, but thats not the point.. Gohan once youve had a man inside of you, you know when hes
coming. Woman where is my sayian suit? Look I need to talk to you about B-you cannot be serious-
look she-you are actually doing this right now. Why dont all you idiots just start showing up hey v, I
was fking kidding. Hey V-what-Nice shirt-and there it is. All we need it the namekian and well have
the whole popery of pathetic-been here the whole time actually. Oh what do you want a metal?-nice
shirt-kiss my ass green man-yea its the kind of shirt that really screems-hes coming!!! Were going to
dieee-you know if he werent doing it, I would. You dont need kakarot or anyone else you got
enough badass sayianin your team as it is. Now if youll excuse me, you can all sit ony our hands
while I get up there and take care of business. A battlefield is no place for a lady-and yet youre
sticking around. Oh my my, not 5 minutes on this forsaken rock and we already have a volunteer,
dead man. Lord freiza with all due respect-this sounds like insubordination, he just turned an entire
squad into-and that sounds like its not my problem. Man move you bitchin bitch ass bitch, huh a
power level lf 5 aint nobody got time for that well that aint right. Uh is that an ultimatum, I love
uitmatums, heres mine, either die to him or die to me. Our little super sayian is dead-cadaveric.
Maybe you slackers havent been trying hard enough-says the non super sayian. So youre son
wukong right-dammit-im son goku yes-roll with it Well now vegeta-utter one more word and no
dragon alive will be able to fix what I do to you. Dont tell me, youre not in the mood-what does that
3rd ee make you physic, not but it helps me see bullshit. Youd be crapping out your own spine, I know,
the challenge excited look at my nipples, look at them! I told her we ere in a filed trip, Please never
tell her we were here-what are you talking about were just studying. Did you just call me stupid, ok
then how about bitch-my room 10 min-ah, yep-wait wheres your condom-the fks a condom? Hey
look its krillin-hey youve barely grown the last time I saw you-its funny I always think that of you. You
know youre being bitcher than usual today and not in a hot day.-you said you were wearing prot-I was
wearing my armor. Well on the plus side your boobs look amazing-I youugh just take the
compliment- if you guys are done acting out your chick flick we got someone coming. Take your
beans-Bean daddy out. So that song-I was desperate and needed the money, and no, it wasnt worth
it. Wow there marceu, if thats what your into, its gonna be 30 dollars, 50 if you want it weird. How
did you know we were androids-scanning-couldnt tell you off the top of my head. Yes, well your
feeble understanding of our abilities would lead you to believe this but he has yet to fully reveal his
abilities. Hey leave me alone Ive already been enough through today, If I wanted to be bitched at I
wouldve stayed with bulma and the baby. If I stay Ill just probably get in the way-yet, no offense-
why are you still here? Excuse me but your primary threat is right here, am I being ignored? Oh this is
precious you expect to beat me with this automaton of fun?-insult you are short-uhuhu scatting. Oh
is that so, quite the cutting edge you got there, but I got a question, can it feel fear?-lets fix that shall
we? Punch-oh what a shame looks like you just initiated your self destruction system Let me give you
a countdown. Huh looks like im a size 19 (his name) so have you rusted your pants yet. You know Im
sure there was an advantage in building a fat robot, but for the life of me, I just dont see it. So then
before I put down the clown lets put it to bed shall we. Do you feel fear android?-stay away-all I
eeded to hear, One. (he was counting from 5 all fight) When a godamn super sayian ask you for a
senzu bean bald man you say how many. Count yourselves lucky to be in the presence of a shining
golden god, such a myself, Now if youll excuse me Im off to kill, you peons may stay here and erect a
statute in my honor. You scared cause I blew up your friend? Id call it a sex bot, but as currently
demonstrated you dont have any bals. But thats exactly what I was conting on, I know you couldnt
resist the temptation to suckle on my super sayian tit. First thing im good do when I get home, is step
in front of a full length mirror, strip down turn super sayian and. I just figured oyu wouldnt want to
sully your super sayian hands with such a weak opponent-you know the funny thing is, I know youre
playing me, but youre right hes all yours. So contextually speaking how fucked are you? (why did
you even design pain receptors, seems like a design flaw..). I meant recently-that was an hour ago-
semantics. And now the womans here-and theres my door.. O waw, pretty sure I was about to be a
wish there. Also love each other? Making a lot of assumptions here. Well then its time for round
godamn 2, are you giving me orders? Well im sorry but, I dont listen to batards. Oh come on we both
know Im your son-and are you as disappoints as I am? Well thats new.im just messing with you
man, whats up doc. You mean since you tried to destroy me -yea doc and Im real broken up about
that, its just every time you talk all I heard was kill me x2, something with my auditory think its gone
now though. Well suppose you just needed to be turned off and on again-hmm how bout that. I
thought that was a joke-well clearly it was, its dead. So we having a party?- must be, cause youre
late. Did you build a ginger android-man theres a soulless machine joke there, but thats beneath me.
I am your master-Im sorry could you repeat that, I think the ears things back. Sorry doc, just
following orders (killed him) I am designated as android 16-what are the odds. So the name of the
game is kill son goku-lets play. Oh I hope its a truck, what do you think 16-will it assists us in killing
goku-idk I guess you could hit him pretty hard with it.Well if it isnt faggety andy and Ann the raggedy
an-Im going to break his arm-kind proving his point aint ya sis. How about you 16? Man we need to
get you a hobby. Sure make me fight the troll doll So ladies first huh, just as a warning Im not afraid
to hit a woman-thats fine, neither am I. The birds flew-ah yea? I liked the birds-good for you man.
First blood, you may as well give up and-godammit I was kidding, she flew. I will kill as many people as
I have to as long as you are one of them! So android are you done running-idk, is your mouth? You
talk a lot of shit for a washing machine, and no Im not saying that cause youre an android Im saying
it cause youre a woman. Did anyone get the number of that bitch?-18. You okay there-eat a dick-yea
hes fine. Are you kidding, I have her right where I want to-do you live in your own little world? Yes
and unfortunately I have to share with all you. But if any of you decide to jump in and help mc
widdows peak over there, I will personally introduce you to the ground, and trust me your
relationship will be intimate. Yea not exactly in a rush to save V, mby if he was goku. WJust focus on
your birds buddy, he likes birds now. Does that ruffle you android? Well you managed to destroy my
favorite slash only jacket, and ruined my leggings, so yea, ruffled is a good word. And back to dealing
with me, you smug cunt-sigh, Right. How quickly bravado goes out the window when youre flat on
your ass. So if you can explain to me, in one sentence, why this was a good idea, I might just let you
go-gahaha-yea see I dont get it either. If you think breaking my arm-dammit woman would you let
me finish a sentence? Hey so whose got 2 broken arms and is a total bitch-bitch you only broke one of
my-This guy~ . Youre just mad cause I wore it better-if my wore it better you mean people keep
mistaking you for me-im sorry does that make me girlish or you manish? -Thats hilarious. Roll it back
pint size were not gonna fight you, youre about as threatening as a corach Spaniard. He makes a fair
point but I insist we kill goku on the grounds that I want to-well you heard the mandroid hands are
tied. And why-because if youre half the guardian of this dirtball that you should be then youd know
that we dont have any time to waste. Well thats fucking ominous. Actually we dont have to steal
the first one we see-oh im sorry I cant hear you over your wealtching. Can we hurry up its cold as tits
up here. Less lip, more ship. Lets turn on our good old friend, the radio. Oh that is 10 pounds of no
with a 5 pound bag. How do you like it-like is a strong word, so is tolerate, hates actually looking a
little weak right now. If I brought you home my daddy might love me again-and that is my que to
leave. Well at least one of us is having fun here.two of us (messing with coconuts) Well then mr
popo I supposed this is goodbye, its been. A trip. But of course I went overconfident, I mean have
you met me, Im me, Im a big deal. Well this is something, the moment god disappears the rapture
happens, yes the irony is not lost on me. What the hell is going on here- lets answer your question,
with another question-wanna see me drink this guy? What bring you to my neighborhood- I sensed a
disturbance-well I am pretty disturbing, remember that time when I drank that guy, that was fucking
weird. So I take it youre the one who exterminated this entire city-oh no that was another guy, his
name was shit Sherlock first name no. And three that is how I power the beautiful temple that is
my body. Oh monster, havent heard that one screamed to me today, of all people We got in
common-more than you know, but continue-we both get a power boost when-oh ominous. How do
you -well what can I say imitation is the greatest form of flattery. I didnt even feel you-I affectionately
refer to it as stealth mode. Look I obviously lost this fight, so why dont you tell me everything about
you. Unless you dont have anything important to say- its just that youre the first person to ask me
who or what, normally they just askwhy. We call them-well good for you, youre wrong. Hey you, I
wanna make a joke about your team, what was the name-oh Im too hungry for this shit. The fucks a
kami-basically god-but Im still here-do you really believe your own hype that much-I am the hype!
Im coming Im coming-I came. What a miracle we have witnessed, allow me to call the local news. A
super sayian-not really much of a milestone right now. At this point its a game, if he gives in I win,
and he knows that (kills him) Oh mr cell youre just saying that ,well I dont say that to every town I
see- please absorb me-bitch I do what I want! I swear on my life, unless he threatens my life, in which
case. The future is no fun-its really not. Now we will be taking requests from the public - Please
dont kill me, sorry thats not in the lineup. I cant believe you took this thing off roading , this thing
barely handled on the freeway. Oh cmon 18 wheres your sense of adventure-about 50 miles back
with the road, shocks. Wont lie sis, kind of a dick move. Either goku is awake or mosses is bringing
the Jews. I WANT another baby-was that a yes-it wasnt a no~. Good news we have goku-bitchin lets
go hang at kames house. But you know what they say-when you fall off that horse, you get right back
up and you eat that horse, come eat that horse with me Vegeta. Oh I just found a place where we can
do a whole year worth of training in a day. Place is empty, devoid of all people, and taste. Im not the
same N-oh oh shiet are you talking metaphorically, because if not, im gonna start feeling like a racist,
because you look exactly the same. Serioulsy what the hells a kami-it means god, now bow. Oh come
on, you cant kidnap an orphan, they werent wanted in the first place. Umm I stopped dodging,
seriously, are you even trying to hit me? No-what. Oh And been dumped by the only gf I had-same,
but you know the difference, when mine left, she took all my money, when yours left, she took all her
money.-gonna need a senzu for that one.Or im gonna have to take this seriously-be a nice change of
pace. Oh my god, this is so dumb, this cannot get any dumber. Agreed, sure is a lot of not killing
goku going around. You know what would fix that? -is it killing goku?- a good old rousing round of
killing goku. Well unlike vegeta (has a baby with her) you cant prove it (sleeping with her). Brother-
come again. Ok so am I alone or did that not explain anything? You know its rude to talk about
someone when theyre right in front of you. Any last words, my green friend-burl-well said-good
game. Even the mighty goku-would you care to repeat that, you son of a bitch? I was waiting to see
how things play out-was that sarcasm-(. Oh errors have been made, metal. Now I know what youre
thinking, should I rip off his tail, and the answer might surprise you. Hold on now I see a light-walk
towards it. Forget killing goku-lets not get too crazy. Someone pull off his tail, im too cool for this!!
How.How many people!!!-Enough. Yea well you know what, fuck power super sayans, fuck power
levels and fuck you! You blow yourseufl up or leave, I dont care which! Died, yes weve literarly all
one it-I havent-give it some time, youre hanging with the right croud. Huh, not dead yet thats we-ah
there we go. If you want my personal opinion, kikoho is pretty sad choice of last words, but to be
fair, its far from the worst decision youve made today.-Kiko-fuck yourself. See, thats the spirit. Huh,
this remotes. A lot heavier than expected-killing his gf. Thank you I grew it myself(nice hair) huh
thats funny-roll with it. So Im a hairs breath from perfection, and then tryclops shows and decides-
im gonna turn triangles into fucking squares. Aparrently he can teleport, cant wait till we get into
that later. But at the very top of this long list of stupid questions, is where are you 18! Oh well hi tom,
Ill try to make less of a scene while I liquefy your insides and proceed to drink you. You were saying
exactly-this is a fluffy bird-yea guess this ones on me. Warming up by destroying some planets huh, I
can dig that, more of a planet guy myself -ugh. People all day today.-Hello Vegeta! Hello ugly-Ugh,
now were doing this. Ah you brought junior-that explains the bravado. Also youre ugly-Riveting
Listen vegeta, Im in the middle of something more important than whatever , this is, so if you just.
Wanna run along and bring back someone substantial, I dont knowgoku? Thatd be great. Did you
just talk out your ass-well to be fair vegeta, you are part of my dna- uuu that was the closest thing
you don to damage since Ive gotten here.-Allow me to fix that. What I understand is, Im about to
pound you so hard, the boys mother is going to be jealous. But if it makes you feel any better Ill give
you one free shot, but Im warning you, it you waste itHeheheheh- youre gonna regret it! I trained
all day yesterday-oh you think you're being cute-bitch I'm adorable. Really him leaving was probably
for the best,-waw really-what, would you really trust vegeta with a baby? -well not my baby-and
there you go. I will end you-youll die trying. You call that a Gallic gun-good god get it together. I
wanna be perfect-excellent Ive broken both your body and your spirit, time to die. And nobody
couldve stopped me-oh really-No. Oh I promise you Vegeta, you're gonna get everything thats
coming to you-oh ominous. Boy, dont make me come up there and be a parent-first time for
everything!
Oh prince, I am proud, not a fan though, but of you-it takes a big man, to do what you did-sticking to
your guns and just throwing everyones lives away. Alright, perfect cell-love the ring to that. Im gonna
enjoy wearing down the knuckles on these gloves-ok I know that wasnt supposed to sound sexual
but. And times up-Prince, while theres absolutely than stand here and listen to you blastering until
the heat death of the universe, I literary have a million better things to do, So heres the deal, I want
you to hit me as hard as you can,-really-now hold on, you mightve misheard me, not half as hard, not
some arbitrary percentage, I want you to hit me, as hard, as you can! And if I dont play along-well
then I guess your father was right about you.-Ugh consider that nerve touched! How-because prince,
like a soon to be broken man once said, you're either perfect, or you're not me. See prince, thats
what you get for not listening, but since I know you have problems following directions, Im gonna
give you one last chance, you , me, hard as you can. Are we clear?-crystal. Hoho thats much better, I
can actually feel that-in mere moments all youll be feeling is oblivion!- that or disappointment, go
ahead, flip that coin. -Final flash! You think this is funny-its not as funny as your face. You know it
might sound weird, but I actually liked the old arm better, oh well Ill just have to break it in. Some
advice prince, for the future, next time, why dont you remember your place like the rest of them,
and wait for goku. Oh, here comes a new challenger. Good lord the lungs on that boy-you okay trunks,
sure you dont need some air? You know if I had a watch, Id be looking at my wrist really
condescendingly right now. Emotional trauma-oh please theres not a shrink qualified enough to deal
with that mess. And speaking of shrinks-and here it comes-krillin, go kiss the princesss bubos. the
big boys need to talk. I'm gonna make you pay in blood for what you did to him-oh dont lie boy
scout, that mustve been catharsis by proxy, hes gonna weak up for the next 5 years in a cold sweat
remembering today. Kind of like you-does Gohan know that you let him die-I'm gonna power up now-
Id be disappointed if you didnt. What do you know about time travel-less than I should Dont beat
yourself up, you're just a child playing hero, complete with spandex-and you're just another mistake
that I have to correct. And behind that insufferable smogs a dead man-trunks you couldnt fathom
the amount of dead men behind me. OH am I sensing a iota of pride-guess the apple doesnt fall far if
you shake the tree hard enough. You cant hit me-then what do you call the last 5 minutes-pity. Hes
just playing you-correction hes been playing you. Hes just not stupid enough to try and as weve
seen today-that threshold is vast. How about you come down, stop using that useless from, and quit
wasting everyones time. Geez I cant tell which is more shattered, your fathers body or your spirit,
wow and spirit it is. Is this just a game to you-a game? No if it were a game Id be having fun, or killing
goku, now that sounds like a good time. What, why? (not dying today) Careful junior dont want that
gift horse to bite you. But if I got a beatodwn like that Id hung up my gloves gave up fighting and-ah,
you're not laughing anymore. Find some honor in defeat for chrits sake-you must feel great from that
glass house of yours. What am I watching-I dont know but I hate it. Yea tell us how you died, Ill fact
check. How do you think I landed the worlds strongest man-arguably-do not make me come over
there, I will rip your world a fucking sunder. Or god forbid dies, and any of you couldve stopped it,
theres no dragon in this universe that will save you from me. Let it go cell.you have shit to do.
You're being sarcastic aren't you-careful its learning. Hows that gaping chest wound-just fine hows
your spine-I'm giving you a 5 min heard start. Thank you I'm going to need it, you're a fast man.
Ladies gents boys and girls and that technical rainbow in between, And much like vegeta mother, I
will accept all-comers. That should give you enough time to prepare, or for those not participating,
time to connect withy our loved ones, get your affairs in order, or maybe just kill your boss get a
Purge going! Live a little, because in one weeks time, well to give you an idea. So keep that in mind,
and Ill see you next Sunday, also feel free to pray to your god, but spoilers I wont be listening.
Roshi wth -he said one week Im using it. Isnt that weird black man-yea almost as weird as whats
gonna happen to you if you call me that again. Yo mr P hit me up-bitch you're lucky you're endearing.
Whoa jesus-no its just goku. Need to put a bell on you. I cam to measure you up and I gotta say, Nice-
baby you know it. Its a date-yea I know thats how dates work-I'm gonna miss him when hes dead.
See I told you it would happen-it was never a matter of if, only when. So after I drink my heatap, and
fuck my hot Asian wife, I'm gonna squash you like the bug you are. Mr satan-so do they know what is
going on with his name or-hail satan-ok yea they know. Dude, pull your balls out of your purse, and
do your job. Go for 10 she says, go for 10-I feel like a man dying of thirst watching another man
drown. You should talk to him-because you could both use more friends-I am terrible at small
talking, and you're never going to get better unless you try. So do you hate your dad?-waw you were
not wrong. Why did you bring us both along-because if your mother questions you youd talk.-yea I
would. Oh yea that sounds so terrible, I'm so sorry-its alright well manage-ah, I cant me mad at you.
What do you call a group of humans?-an infestation. Anyway, enter vegeta-hehe, now strap yourself
for this cartoon character. BTW you owe me-ah daughter of a bastard. Because you are all a cavalcade
of fuck ups. Did I miss anything?-well we missed you. And have you been hitting the gym because-
punch-that hurt me more than it hurt you. Waw thats your dragon, our dragon would literally wear
him like a scarf. Hey dragon wake the fuck up, its already past noon, get your life tougher. He just
starts crying-wow like a bitch-and thats what Freiza said. And so I told him, pull your pants up man,
I'm not that kind of doctor. Well I'm going to call you little green-your funeral-crazy smile-I like, you.
Chichi dont be like that, for the record if Gohan dies the world is doomed anyway, ok for the record
we know I'm not great at this, but you know what I'm good at? -leaving-fighting! Why do you keep
calling him handsome-cause that jawline dont lie and neither do I. Does jimmy firecracker have to
come down there and slap that perfect jawline? And why have tou come here-well aside from being
sponsored by hetab, mr satan never backs out from a challenge.-Maybe shouldnt have made this an
open invitedefinitely shouldnt have made this an open invite. Vegeta passed on the way, flipped us
off , well tht was a good day to start the morning. I flipped him off back you just waved and laughed
nervously.-Look, I dont have your mutually sustained hate boner for the guy. kinda gay. Oh whats
the matter, satan got your tongue?-are you sure about this?-speak up bug boy. -You look like an extra
from a budget porno flick, the kind where everyone gets tested afterwards, even the cameraman. Did
they find you in the subway? Were you homeless? Did you get your start in bum fights?-this is getting
oddly personal. Do you have any actual friends, any relationships at all that aren't about your money
or position?-I have a daughter-oh that poor ofrphan.-c can we cut to commercial? Get that mic off
my face before I give you a colonoscopy with your camera.-message received violent stranger-answer
the question prince-do you plan to take me on, because I'm ready to throw down when you are.
Come onn, lets toss you through a mountain of five for all times sake.-the old silent treatement is it?
Dont tell me you came all this way to stand around and look mean.oh I see! You took my advice,
you're waiting for.. Will you be going to participate in the game as well 16 or are oyu just gonna
stand on the sidelines like the prince over here? Goku-okay are you seriously just gonna say his name
over and over? And our roster is complete-I hope this day finds you well son Goku. And yamchan
hows it going man-oh good, I brought towels and bowls-and like that you already contributed more
than vegeta. Are you for real right now?-yea hes the champ, hes got this. I cant tell if hes serious
and thats very concerning. Wait you were serious, you are actually gonna fight?- I thought you were
just somebodys hipeman, -I am the hype! Kill him!