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You both like DLSU.

You: taga La Salle po kayo?
You: hahaha
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hindi
You: ang weird
You: bakit :))
Stranger: taga la salle ka?
You: yeah
You: ang weird kasi DLSU or UST nilalagay ko pero mga taong nakakachat
ko never naman talaga from there
Stranger: dlsu and ust lang ba? walang up?
You: wala
You: hahahaha
You: di ako nag u UP
Stranger: ohh i see
You: pero may nakilala ka na bang taga UP, DLSU or UST?
You: dito?
Stranger: im sorry if offended ka for using it though
You: di ako offended
Stranger: im from up
You: dream ko pumasok noon sa UP
You: failed tho
You: hahahaha
You: now im graduating
You: never thougt of it that much na
Stranger: good for you
You: i guess
You: but seriously tho
You: ive never met anyone here from UST DLSU UP or ATENEO
You: pero isa isang tag lang kasi ginagamit ko
You: sa interests
Stranger: oh cool kasi ako ive been using all those tags
You: anu pa ba dinadagdag mo?
You: yung paat lang
Stranger: yun lang din
You: hahahaha
You: okay i guess i offended you
You: so imma DC na
You: tsk haahaha
Stranger: haha hindi naman
You: really?
You: cmon i offended you, i ll say sorry tho
Stranger: im cool about it. we have our choices. tolerant akong tao. no
worries.
Stranger: hahaha hindi nga.
You: so... M or F?
Stranger: do i sound offended ba? im F, by the way. ikaw din ba?
You: di ko alam eh :( pero parang kasi sabi mo kanina "good for you"
You: parang ang no interest pakinggan eh
You: yeah Im an M
You: hahaha
Stranger: talaga? sorry talaga. akala ko sa personal lang ako suplada, dito
din pala. haha
You: its a chat
You: its easy to have misunderstandings
Stranger: hindi ko talaga sinasadya pero yan talaga first impression sa akin
kahit dito eh
You: understandable
Stranger: oo ng naman. pero marami na kayo nagsabi nyan dito hahaa
You: hahahaha
You: why omegle?
You: you looking for kausap?
You: fuck buddy?
Stranger: anyway, moving on, ano course mo?
You: which im not into
Stranger: yes i am. ikaw?
You: yes i am what?
Stranger: i mean kausap hanap ko haha not the latter
You: yeah... nacreepyhan ako nung unang chat ko dito kanina babae
You: di kasi masyado sharing
You: altho interesting
You: sabi nya bigla bye tinatawg daw sya ng mom nya
You: sabay sabi ko keep in touch you want
You: bigla sya nagtanung ng creds which I answered truthfully
You: enough to find me on FB
Stranger: hahahahaha wag kang atat. wag mo din pilitin may ganun talaga
kasi
You: sabay iniwan nya number nya
You: i didnt asked for it
Stranger: tapos tinext mo?
You: hindi
You: gagu parang fuccgirl
Stranger: baka she wants to continue the conversation you two had
Stranger: hahahahahaha
You: there wasnt much of a convo I tell you
Stranger: are you virgiin?
You: yes
Stranger: kaya pala. hahaha
You: dont judge me
You: :(
Stranger: to tell you, im not actually. ive been lain na po
You: i dont see anything wrong with being a virgin
You: and I also dont think its bad if di ka na virgin
Stranger: hindi naman. pero parang newbie yung aura mo hahaha funny lang
You: wag ganyan sus
You: HAHAHA
Stranger: oh well, thank you for being so tolerant, mister
You: well Im trying to fix my life
You: you know... guys masturbate noh?
You: okay I do that too
You: pero whats interesting is
Stranger: pero never pa naman akong nakahanap ng fuck buddy dito or
anything related to it
You: i masturbated... Before
You: i stopped na
You: :))
Stranger: hahahahahahaha youre really ewan
Stranger: why you stopped?
You: uy gago i just want to share :))
You: i came across this
You: "nofap"
You: sa net
Stranger: okay lang. go on
You: says may benifits and shit
You: ewan triny ko lang
You: kinda made me feel good
You: more clean
Stranger: and?
You: maybe its like placebo but idk
Stranger: so you watch porn?
You: before
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 21
You: nofap ibig sabihin lang non ay no masturbation, sex is alright
Stranger: 0ohhh 21 and virgin hahha
You: grab ka ang judge mo :((
You: sige na... Im lame :))
Stranger: hahahaha i was just teasing you
You: im lame :(
You: sorry na
You: hahaha
Stranger: by the way, im 20. hahaha 20 and "devirginized" already *winks*
Stranger: hahahaha no its okay
You: sus okay lang yan
Stranger: ano course mo?
You: engineering
You: ikaw?
Stranger: anong engineering>
You: civil
Stranger: grabe ka general ha
You: sorry :))
You: civil po :))
Stranger: literature ako. graduate na last year pa, your majesty
Stranger: at mahilig ka sa smileys hahaha
You: i guess kaya ka siguro napagkakamalaang maldita
You: kasi di ko alam kung masaya ka
You: or sarcastic
You: walang smiley eh
You: HAHAHA
Stranger: hoy hindi ako sarcastic ha. medyo playful lang ng slight hehe
You: baka idevirginize mo na din ako
Stranger: hindi ako gumagamit ng smileys eh sorry na
You: JK
You: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: hahahaha gusto mo ba?
Stranger: di ko pa na try din
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: ang proud mo pa sabihin di ka na virgin
You: sabay di pa pala natry
You: nako
Stranger: yung course mo, choice mo ba yun?
You: yes
You: tapos ang hirap pala
You: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: i mean yung ako ang maka devirginize ng guy
You: ah putek
Stranger: buti choice mo. i think thats good. kasi that will push you too pursue
it whatever it takes
You: graduating na :)
Stranger: to*
You: and im glad its graduating on time
You: ikaw? why lit tho?
Stranger: oy congratulations! youre really good
You: howd you say im really good?
Stranger: it's my choice since i was in grade school. ive schooled early and i
learned reading at an early age din. so i fell in love with it
Stranger: someday i want to write my own book
You: you have stories online?
You: link pls
You: HAHAHA
Stranger: kasi gagraduate ka on time. minsan lang kaya yun. good son ka
ba?
Stranger: i havent
You: what do you mean by good son?
Stranger: im working on one.
You: i would want to read it
Stranger: yung typical good son na walang bisyo and very studious.
You: anyway Engineering ako pero I keep my humanities by immersing in lit
somehow
You: ahh... im trying to be a good son
Stranger: sana. someday. hindi ko alam when ko matatapos though
You: like i told you i stopped masturbating, i stopped smoking i stopped
drinking
Stranger: i mean the ending is done. its actually one of my works during
college. but it needs more enhancement pa.
You: i learned to say no
You: may mga bisyo ako noon
You: i stopped it
Stranger: grabe ha. ako pala black dito
You: black?
You: what do you mean black? hahaha
Stranger: black sheep*
You: i would want to read your story! hahaha
Stranger: sorry haha
You: its okay, Im surrounded by black sheep
You: and it feels alright
You: di naman ako linayuan nung friends ko nung tumigil na ako magsmoke
uminom and stuff
You: im happy they supported me
You: depressed kasi ako
Stranger: baka matagal pa. hindi ko pa talaga alam if mapupush ko. im
currently working and i have plans na mag la-law next year. sana i can finish it
before its too late
You: tas when I decided na gusto kong umayos... thats when I cut off my
vices
You: i envy yung anu mo
Stranger: ang galing. buti you did it successfully.
You: drive to learn more
You: gusto mo maglaw
You: huhuhu
Stranger: why? gusto mo din?
You: considered it
You: kasi isa sa professors ko
You: civil engineer/ lawyer
You: well respected man
You: prelaw na din kasi yung Engg e
You: pwede na
Stranger: wow galing. gusto ko naman talaga noon. that was my plan after
graduation but i chickened. i took a short vacation instead. tapos this year
lang ako nag decide na i want to work
Stranger: talaga di ko alam yun. i consider mo if gusto mo talaga.
You: well... sinu ba naman ayaw ng short vacay after 4-5 years of hell
You: pero atlis ikaw gusto mo mag law
Stranger: hahahaha indeed!
You: ako gusto ko nga mag masterals pa pro
You: "aral uli? aww"
Stranger: masters isnt one of my choices though mas na consider ko din mag
teach
Stranger: oo yun lang hahahah but i really like learning
You: ako din actually
You: pero gusto ko muna mag field before teaching
Stranger: daming gusto haha
You: kasi its better to have experienced it
You: saka ituturo ko
You: yung mga natutunan ko from experience
You: who da hell wants to study shit tas puro problem solving/ formulas
Stranger: ang galing. thats an excellent agenda. tapos youll grow more
You: what students would want to hear is stories of how you managed to build
stuff :))
Stranger: ughhh i hate math
You: not explain to them how beams work, plasticity index blablabla
You: sabi nga ng great prof ko sa soil mechanics... soil mechanics should be
treated as art
You: kasi ang technical
Stranger: oo. exactly. that s basically what teaching is about--bringing the
outside world experiences inside the classroom
You: wala lang share :))
You: btw, you are lit... you like movies? films?
You: hahahaha
Stranger: engineering is art i agree
You: archi lang is more art tho
You: :))
You: engineering... wala puro technical talaga
Stranger: of course. makapilipino po kaya i support indie films and music
Stranger: but i watch hollywood movies and series also
You: hahahaha doesnt mewan if you watch hollywood eh di mo na
sinusupport indie films and music
Stranger: wala akong sinabi hahaha
You: also if you listen or watch indies... that doesnt automatically mean you
support them
Stranger: do you watch indie films?
You: lalo na kung mga movies mo na indie filipino eh may mga .BRrip
You: and music mo galing from parengpirata
You: YES I WATCH
You: hahahaha
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: Im also an aspiring film maker
Stranger: may favorite director ka?
You: di naman aspiring... joke lang
You: pero i do film making sa past time
Stranger: ano favorite indie film mo so far?
You: so far?
Stranger: wow thats great
You: i dont play favorites
You: pero pinaka memorable is gulong
You: or boses
You: boses nalang pala
You: one that has ricky davao in it
You: for the millenials version of my favorites... baka ang nawawala
You: dun nagumpisa yung mga "bandang shirley, outer hope"
You: feeling ko yun talaga root eh, marie jamora kasi
Stranger: hahahahaha good choice
You: ikaw ba?
You: fave director? fave film?
Stranger: yes! marie jamora!
Stranger: for me its aureaus solito
Stranger: pisay
You: uy di ko pa napanuod
Stranger: tapos i like metro manila and mariquina
You: metro manila is not made by a filipino
You: and still does better than most
You: sakit
You: :))
Stranger: ang ganda ng pisay. na tackle ang martial law dun may sequences
din sa film about it
You: wag mo ako ijudge... I havent watch a single
You: lino brocka film
You: or any martial law ata
You: or baka meron na, di ko lang marecall
You: pero sinasabi ko wala kasi nga di ko marecall
Stranger: hindi naman necessarily na filipino right. as long as it is a great film
and its art
Stranger: hahaha okay lang
You: nasad ako sa composition nung ending nung metro manila
You: as in
You: its
You: beautiful
Stranger: minsan i go mainstream din hahaha like camp sawi
You: di ko pa napanuod :((
You: pero i really wanted to make kwento about metro manila ang ganda din
nya kasi :(
Stranger: oo ang ganda talaga. gusto ko talaga rawness ng indie films lao na
yung background noise na naririnig. its very real
Stranger: hahaha i watched camp sawi because i became interested. bella
padilla's one of the writers
Stranger: minsan kasi i watch out for the credits sa movie.
You: i saw bella in person na
You: wait
You: mali
You: ibang padila pala yun
You: kylie
You: sorry
Stranger: really? matangkad sya?
You: oo
Stranger: hahaha lol
You: matangkad
You: kaklase ko din kasi sila derrick monasterio noon
You: we went from the same school
Stranger: ohh i see.
You: nung nasa tween hearts pa sya, pumunta lang si kylie sa school namin
You: lels
Stranger: magaling sya sa class?
You: aerage
You: average
You: not so much
You: hes sporty tho
Stranger: di ako nanonood ng tv eh ahaha sorry
You: ako din naman
You: alam ko lang kasi
Stranger: ohh i see.
You: well kilala ko sya eh
You: kaya alam ko
You: :))
You: anyway
You: ayun
You: fave movie mo ba?
You: i mean overall?
Stranger: hahaha oo nga naman.
Stranger: hollywood pa rin eh ahahaah
You: yeah kaya nga sabi ko fave movie
Stranger: its always Stuck in Love
You: kanina fave indie film
You: HAHAHA
You: OH DANG IT
You: DI KO PA NAPAPANUOD
Stranger: ewan ko din bakit gusto ko sya. like i watched the film multiple
times na
You: yung ganyan ko
You: sing street
You: love the feeling of watching the film over and over again
You: and di ako nagsasawa
Stranger: siguro dahil Lily Collins and its also about writing and the struggles
kaya it has a special place within my inner self
Stranger: di ko din napanood pa sayo hahaha
You: papanuorin ko sayo
You: panuorin mo akin
You: :))
Stranger: marami akong gusto ko. i like about time also
Stranger: hahaha sure
You: well atlis napanuod ko about time
Stranger: ako din hahaa
You: i bet yung next love mong film is also a love story
You: pero anyway naiyak ako sa aobut time
You: yung fatehr and son scene
Stranger: nanood ka ng series?
You: weakness ko everytime... father and son scenes
You: yes I do
Stranger: bakit?
You: i dont really know its just very touching
You: everytime its father and son
You: sa about time... medyo natouch ako
Stranger: but you dont have problems with your dad naman?
You: kasi diba namatay yung dad nya
You: not that close lang with my dad
You: pero wala ako problems
You: :(
Stranger: ohh i see
Stranger: so ano gusto mong series?
You: breaking bad
You: better call saul hahahah
Stranger: american ka pala masyado hahaha
You: bakit anung series ba inexpect mo?
Stranger: wala naman. napansin ko lang na american lahat haha
You: well wla akong alam na ibang series
You: I dont watch anime this time din
You: pero i dont watch new anime stuff
You: uhh mga anu
You: cowboy bebop
You: Full metal alchemist
You: ganun
You: mga ghost fighter
Stranger: pero nanood ka noun?
You: yeahp
Stranger: hahaha yeah
You: i was a weeb back in highschool
You: i guess.. i just feel old na to watch anime
You: kasi mga luma din yung gusto ko
Stranger: i watched a recent anime movie
You: lemme guess
You: silent voice?
Stranger: hindi. i forgot
You: kimi no nawa??
You: why would you forget something recent?
You: hahahaha
Stranger: yes! kimi no nawa hahaha
You: di ko pa napanuod pero may kopya ako hahahaha
You: well easy to guess... yun naman yung recent animes
Stranger: hindi talaga ako magaling mag remember ng japanese movies i
dunno why
Stranger: hahaha oo nakikiuso na din
Stranger: grabe yung iyak ko. gusto ko yung ending
You: feels sad talaga?
You: aww
Stranger: im really into sad endings talaga and hanging too
You: hahaha
You: shet
You: mas memorable
You: pag sad
You: parang tapos na movie may impact padin
Stranger: yes and i find it very close to reality.
You: elaborate
You: what do you mean close to reality how?
Stranger: kasi hindi naman talaga happy ending ang real life
Stranger: i mean for me it isnt
You: a w c h
You: o p p s
You: grabe
You: hahahaha
You: uy gago masakit din pakinggan
Stranger: you know it isnt the end yet if youre at your happiest state
You: well i get depressed most of the time :(
Stranger: we all do
You: sometimes I even wish na mag end na
You: atlis ill fullfill what you just said
Stranger: some are just better at handling it
You: :(
You: you just got me emotional all of a sudden
You: haiz
Stranger: grabe naman hahaha
You: di wala lang
Stranger: have you watched a walk to remember?
You: dipa
Stranger: ang laki tuloy ng kasalanan ko sayo hahaha
You: di naman
You: pero i like talking to you
You: akala ko nga tapos na usapan natin kala ko na offend kita
You: pero ang interesting mo kausap :)
Stranger: i never cried watching the movie. but i cried really really really hard
when i read the book
Stranger: thank you. yan naman lagi sinasabi nila. i think every person is
interesting
You: awwww <3
You: wala kang kasalanan
You: magkakasala ka lang pag nag DC ka na
You: you left me hangin </3
Stranger: how about the fault in our stars?
You: meron akong copy
You: d ko pa ginagalaw
Stranger: hahahaha okay i wont do that
You: keep in touch!!
Stranger: ive read the book
You: after :D
You: also you must really love love stories/films
You: di ako magdodoubt
Stranger: actually, ive read four of john green's books. and very familar lagi
yung ending.
You: youve watched this one
You: michel gondry director
You: :>
You: anu ba ending ng books ni john green?
Stranger: im sorry havent heard of him :(
You: okay fine ill say nalang title ng movie
You: eternal sunshine
You: of
You: the spotless mind
Stranger: john green suffers/suffered from depression. kaya you can relate to
his books easily
You: aww crap :(
You: maybe i should consider
You: reading
Stranger: oh yeaaah hahaha i know that movie but i havent watched it. kasi
alam mo minsan kinain din ako ng kdrama hahaha
Stranger: ang ganda ng books nya kasi hanging lahat ng ending
You: kdrama HAHAHA yun pala ata yung iniimagine mong series na im into
noh?
You: kaya sabi mo ang american ng trip ko
You: :(
Stranger: hindi rin hahaha. may feeling ako na youre not into kdrama
You: well ihavent tried it yet
You: i wanted to watch baker king before tho
Stranger: hahaha see tama nga ako
You: coffee prince
You: they seemed interesting
Stranger: hindi ko napanood mga yan eh ahaha
You: yeah... ijust want you to know di ako hater ng kdrama dahil di ako
nanunuod
You: HAHAHA
You: i listen to TWICE tho
You: its myy secret playlist
You: :))
Stranger: may napanood akong series closer to sherlock pero as expected i
forgot the title huhu
Stranger: mahilig din ako sa mystery kasi
Stranger: hahahahahaahaahaha yun lang. i dont listen to their songs though,
wala akong maintindihan hahahaha but theyve got good taste sa songs
You: i jsut listen to them cuz the members are cute
You: #honest
Stranger: omg hahahaahah
You: its where i fanboy
You: :))))))
Stranger: are you gay? im not judging ha
You: OY DI PORKE DI AKO NAGJAJAKOL, VIRGIN AKO, DI AKO
NAGYOYOSI NA AT UMIINOM BAKLA NA AH
You: =))
You: im straight
Stranger: hoy wala akong sinabing ganyan ha hahahahaaha
You: You asked eh, maybe you based it from those
Stranger: ilan na ba naging gf mo? or do you have one right now?
You: you considered the possibility na gay ako
You: I only had 1 GF
Stranger: grabe naman to hahaahaha
Stranger: oy loyal ha hahahaha
You: "had"
Stranger: mahal mo pa no?
You: uhh
You: that was way back
You: in highschool
You: simula college
You: di na ako nagkarel
Stranger: or di mo masundan kasi shes irreplaceable?
You: nagkaroon ako ng mga MU MU
You: no
You: i hate her
You: she cheated
Stranger: hahahaaha
You: she had sex with her ex
Stranger: hater pala you hahahaaha
Stranger: omgggggggggg
You: while kissing me
Stranger: ang sakit hahaahahaha
You: i mean imagine mo ah
You: gusto ko sabihin sakanya
You: "tanigna hahalikan mo ako gamit yung bibig mong pinangchupa mo sa
ex mo"
You: "kadiri ka gago"
Stranger: ako din pero different situation nga lang
Stranger: harsh naman this boy hahahaah
You: ehh ganun talaga
You: glad shes out of my life
You: pero ewan baka ganun talaga she got tired of me
Stranger: good for you, good for us! party party! hahaah
You: maharot din sya
You: mas matanda sya sakin din
You: actually baka nga di na ako virgin if I did hr really
You: i just didnt
Stranger: hahaha maharot nga
You: shes into it
You: she actually invites me to her house
Stranger: gusto ka nya makuha beshie hahaha
You: madevirginize?
You: HAHAHA
Stranger: oo hahaha
You: uy sorry i blocked you from making your kwento about your rel
You: sige your turn na muna
Stranger: oy no its okay
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: ilang years kayo?
You: wasnt even years
You: it was months dude
Stranger: ilang months?
You: 3 months - 4 months i forgot
You: and i dont really care na
Stranger: hahahahaaha ang dali naman
You: ewan ayoko talaga yung heater
You: cheater*
Stranger: sorry at ang sad ng first experience mo. nakikiramay po ako
You: lalo na yung sa kantutan pa ako dinaya
You: weh?
You: anu ba sinasabi mong different exp?
Stranger: gusto ko yung heater, by the way hahaha
You: gagu hahahahahaha
Stranger: hahahaha baka tinamad na sya na yayain ka kaya ayun bumalik
Stranger: di mo naman kasi pinagbigyan hahaha
You: tsk... i mean yeah we had phone sex sometimes
You: also its just
You: its too
You: idk
You: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: kaya pala. hahahaah binitin mo kuya
You: okay lang
You: halos lahat ng nakarelasyon nya
You: di naman nagtatagal
You: lets say yung mga nakarelasyon nya after ko eh nag kantutan din sila or
idk kung anu trip nila
Stranger: just be glad youve saved youself from her
You: edi kung binone ko sya parang nakakahiya sa sarili
You: deeba?
You: no regrets not having sex with her or anything
Stranger: how did you find out about the cheating?
You: close friend nya
You: she did the right thing
You: telling me
Stranger: buti honest sa yo
You: maybe her close friend knew na she was doing thewrong thing
You: alam nya kung anu ang tama
You: sinabi nya sakin
You: even sent me their convo
You: pinaguusapan nila yung experience nya
You: first sex nya kasi
Stranger: eewww
Stranger: ahahahahaha
You: sad lang tho
You: :(
Stranger: yeah. my condolences sayo. and congratulations na naka move on
ka na hahaahah
You: eh matagal na yun
You: recently may anu
You: yeah
You: di naging kami
You: i just cut her off
Stranger: so bakit ba hindi nasundan?
You: yung GFs?
Stranger: why?
Stranger: yes
You: nah... i uhh
You: go with girls who gives me the least of attention
You: and probably the worst manliligaw ever
Stranger: hahaha i see
You: really?
You: hahaha
You: whats this? is this a personality test? :))
You: joke
Stranger: grabe naman. i was just asking lang. kasi pwede naman na hiindi
mo pa kaya after what happened. na nagka issue ka na
You: iba ang naging cause of depression ko hahaha
You: its more existential
You: and
You: tsk
You: hahahaha
Stranger: minsan kasi na titrigger yung issues natin after bad experiences
You: yeah :(
Stranger: wala naman akong sinabi na dun naggaling depression mo.
hahaha assumero ka talaga sa lahat ng sinasabi ko hahaha
You: ay sorry
You: sige na nga :))
Stranger: hahahaha hindi seryoso na tone yan ha baka ano na naman
sabihin mo
You: hindi ah
You: hahahaa
You: uy
You: you are very interesting
You: i would like to know you
Stranger: uy salamat hahahaha narinig ko na yan
You: kung narinig mo na... ayaw mo na ba marinig uli?
Stranger: ayyyyyyy si kuya ohhhh hahahahaha
You: oh hahaha bakit?
You: baka ikaw unang maka devirginize sakin, GG ako
You: joke
Stranger: di ko lang inexpect response mo kuya hahaha
You: =))
You: yeah its cool
Stranger: hahahaha dont worry kuya wala akong balak
You: yeahp... i stil lbelieve in marriege muna
You: bago sex
You: call me... lame again
You: :(
Stranger: hahaha ang assume ka na naman
You: okay fine
You: whats your name?
Stranger: keep your faith kuya. that will save you
You: save from?
Stranger: i believe in marriage but i still dont know if i want it
You: malakingbagay yung pag commit
Stranger: from something hahaha ewan
Stranger: truly
You: its perfectly normal if you say not sure if you want it
You: baka nga tumanda akong binata
Stranger: ayoko sa commitment eh lagi ko yang tinatakasan lalo na when it
comes to love
You: awch
Stranger: feeling ko ako din eh hahaha
Stranger: baka ill adopt na lang a kid
You: but that... also requires commitment?
You: adopting a kid is just the same as marriage
Stranger: na consider ko na yang choice na yan or either ill have someone
impregnate me and let the guy leave the kid with me.
You: what?
Stranger: yes pero i like kids
You: hey
You: i uhhh
You: i dont know what to say about that
Stranger: hahaha parang sure na ako jan.
You: cuz normally... people... wont like the idea
You: grabe ka, hardcore
You: :(
Stranger: minsan na consider ko na din na ill search for prospects..
You: what prospects
Stranger: im worst at handling relationships talaga
You: ako na magtatanung this time
You: ilan na ba naging bf mo?
Stranger: sperm prospects hahaha
Stranger: 4 na. hs lahat. di ako ngaka bf sa college
Stranger: perom donor*
Stranger: sperm donor**
You: ohhh
You: so you lost your virginity in highschool?
Stranger: hindi college na
You: wait
Stranger: hahaha maharot di n po ako kuya
You: howd you lose it?
You: im not gonna think ill of you padin
Stranger: may naging ka fling ako for two years
Stranger: so eventually we did it
You: ohh
You: buti di ka nabuntis
Stranger: fling lang kasi im busy with school. we dont see each other often.
minsan lang
Stranger: hahaha hindi din naman.
You: well do you think its a good thing
You: to have?
You: or like you were ashamed of it?
Stranger: ang mabuntis?
You: nope, yung having a fling tas nagsesex kayo
Stranger: hindi ko din alam eh. i just go with the flow. yung minsan kinakain
na ako ng self ko na sobrang lost ko na
You: :(
You: well... i dont know... i want to understand tho
You: does your parents know?
Stranger: pero tinapos ko din kasi naging attached na sya masyado sa akin.
tapos kinukulit na ako kung kelan daw magiging kami. ang ayoko tapos di ko
masabi. i mean i like him that time pero ayoko ba ma box in a relationship
Stranger: i didnt tell them
You: pero how do you stand like having sexual relationship with someone you
are not in a relationship yet?
You: i mean sex alright pero most likely couples do it if in a rel na sila
Stranger: close naman kami ng parents ko but i dont live with them during
college years. i live alone
Stranger: siguro by just being me.
Stranger: okay naman kami. pero minsan nakakinis na din yung sobrang
sweetness nya na hindi na necessary. ayoko sa ganun kasi hindi din naman
ako sweet na tao
Stranger: sabi ko sayo maharot din ako diba ahahahaha
You: i think of it as you just want to have fun
Stranger: well i did have fun honestly
You: no regrets?
Stranger: no regrets.
You: hahaha yeah
You: gaano pinaka matagal mo sa kama tho?
Stranger: may girlfriend na sya. and im happy for him. we're in good terms
naman
Stranger: you mean ilang rounds>
You: i meant like 1 rond
Stranger: or time?
You: time
Stranger: hahaha so casual. pero depende kung ilang minutes isang round
ganun hahaha
You: actually like sa tingin mo about ilang minutes?
You: hahahaha
You: 10?
Stranger: we dont do it everytime nman din kasi most of the time ayoko
gawin
You: im just curious man sorry for asking
You: Im a virgin btw
You: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: mga 10-15 minutes siguro
You: ohh...
You: i see
You: well i just thought if may nakakagawa talaga 30 minutes or so
You: kase... thats pretty long you know
Stranger: hahahaha
You: mabilis bilis lang pala ang 1 round
Stranger: you can have it for several rounds naman
You: i never thought that may rounds pala
You: actually
You: i guess next few rounds would be another 10-15 minutes
Stranger: so siguro if accumulated it can reach up to more than an hour
Stranger: baka hahaha depende
You: btw sinasabi mo na afer 1 round edi nag cum na yung partner mo
You: tapos susubukan nya uli mag cum sa 2nd round
Stranger: hahaha obviously yes akala ko ba youve watched porn before
hahaha
You: sobrang nakakatuyo yun ah
You: porn does 1 round for 1 hour lol
Stranger: hahahaha di ko alam
You: or 45 minutes
Stranger: ang tagal naman
You: yes
Stranger: ang galing naman nila mag hold
You: but i can masturbate like again after a few minutes
You: so okay i understand the round
You: but you know
Stranger: so parang ganun na din yata yung sex
You: if its like 5 rounds or so
You: sobrang parang
You: tuyong tuyo na
You: and masakit pa ata yun kesa masarap
Stranger: depende sa libog mo rin haha
You: ewan kaya di na nga ako nagjajakol
You: ayoko padala sa libog
You: atsaka kasi ive tried yung abstain ako for a week
You: pag ginawa ko na
You: parang shet namiss ko
Stranger: actually masakit naman talaga
You: isa pa
You: tapos makaka tatlo ako or someting
You: before i think gago sobra na
You: i think its very unhealthy
Stranger: hahahahaha depende din naman yun sayo
You: ilan rounds ba yan madalas tas ilang minutes ang break?
You: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: max namin is 6. sagad na yun. pagod na pagod na yun
You: feeling ko nga parang patak nalang yung sperm donor mo
You: pag 6 na
Stranger: yan ang nagyayari pag masyadong stress sa school
You: eh masyado nga ako stress tas wala naman ako inaanu
You: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: hahahahahahahahahahaaha gago
Stranger: by the way electrical engineering yung guy
You: ohhhh
Stranger: hahahahahaha
You: WAIT
You: something weird din pala
Stranger: running for laude yata yun.
You: may rounds
You: lets say sa first round
You: how dies it end?
You: facial?
You: get your body filled with cum?
You: or inside
You: kasi diba
You: round 1 yan
You: pag round 2 eh meron ka pa nung mga yun
You: hindi ba putangina ang weird ng feeling nung may bakas ka pa ng
tamod sa katawan mo
Stranger: pag safe, inside. pag hindi outside
You: tapos round 2 like... you feel sticky man
Stranger: gosh kadiri yun. hindi ako nag boblowjob no
Stranger: choosy din po ako hahahaha
You: nah i just you know maybe mas madaming guys wont cum inside you
You: kase baka mabuntis ka
You: diba?
You: so theyll just make putok outside
You: maybe shoot you in the face or boobs
Stranger: havent hahaha
You: ah... never ka pa tinamoran sa katawan?
Stranger: baka masipa ko if gagawin yun
Stranger: sa vagina yes hahaha
You: i meant like anywhere ecept vagina
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i have rules in bed.
You: okay okay
You: hahahaha
Stranger: madyo OC din ako kaya marami akong ayaw
You: dagdag info
You: oo gagi ang weird din ata ng feeling tinamuran ka sa katawan face
You: pero i guess mas safe talaga yun
Stranger: oo nga. ang lagkit kaya nun
You: okayyy
You: hahahha
You: but uhh
You: paano ka di nabubuntis?
Stranger: omg introduce kita minsan sa rh bill hahahaha
You: alam ko yun
You: pero inaask ko padin
You: kasi hindi ba
Stranger: condoms po
You: those pills could get dangerous sometimes
You: and comdoms doesnt feel natural sex at all
Stranger: and safe ang babae days after menstruation
Stranger: wag before menstruation kasi fertile yun
Stranger: i dont take pills, di ako pwede
You: yun nga... yung follow up question ko sa paanu ka di nabubuntis tas pag
sinagot mo pills
You: cuz i heard they can fuck up your reproductive system
You: or health
Stranger: bagay yata ako sex educator nito eh hahaha
You: HAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: yes. di ako pwede mag pills kasi irregular yung menstruation ko
You: irregular seems worrying? :))
Stranger: and takot din ako kasi i have kidney problems
Stranger: baka ano pa mangyari
You: what if like 3 months na di ka pa nagmemenstrate
You: gagu diba nakakatakot yun?
Stranger: it is.
You: lalo na nakikipagsex ka
You: baka delayed na delayed na mens mo iba na pala ibig sabihin nun
Stranger: oo hahaha normal yun for me. nangyayari yun pag stress na ako
masyado sa school and im not eating very well
Stranger: tapos minsan nahihilo pa nga ako kasi sa mata ko din, kakabasa.
pero if ever ma buntis ako, kasi naisip ko na din yun, id gladly have it kahit na
di panagutan. im more than willing.
You: :(
You: but have you thought about the kid
You: i mean
You: i feel lucky i grew up with a mom and dad
Stranger: wala naman kasi akong choice na hindi ko inisip consequences
You: i cant imagine na lalaki ako tas isa lang yung magulang
You: your kid will see other kids have a dad
You: di mo maiiwasan if some time in the future hell feel a little bit empty
inside
Stranger: unconventional families happen today
You: oo nga
Stranger: soooo youre quite changing my choices hahahaha
You: pero my point is wouldnt it be hard for the kid
You: im not changing
You: im just asking you whats your opinion on that
You: i mean if naconsider mo na din yun
You: kasi you must have thought of it when you said youre sure na gusto mo
mabuntis tas single mom ka
Stranger: so i was selfish pala kasi di ko yan naisip. naging focused ako
masyado sa kung anong gusto ko. so hindi ko pa alam pano ko yan sasagutin
You: well... ahahaha sorry
You: what do you feel now tho? ngayon nabanggit ko?
Stranger: hindi ko na consider ano mafefeel ng kid. kasi nasa isip ko happy
kami kahit dalawa lang
Stranger: sad ako for the kid and feeling ko hindi na matutupad ang pangarap
kong magka anak hahahaha
You: well
You: you know what
You: uhh
You: when ghost in the shell announced na si scarjo ang bida
You: i hated it and stuff
You: like sana di matuloy movie
You: tapos it happened and trailers came out tapos biglang
You: OMG i hate people who consider white washing blablabla
You: Im just trying to say... nagbabago din opinion ng mga tao :))
You: it doesnt mean na yan ang sinasabi mo ngayon eh... yan padin after 5
years
Stranger: i know.
You: :)
Stranger: i hope someday ill have different choices and decisions
Stranger: baka mag adopt na lang ako hahahaha
You: Well basta dont venture out to the future
You: idk... i uhh
You: life lessons
You: worrier kasi ako masyado
You: of what happens in the future
You: i guess masasabi mo
You: youve called me assuming a lot of times na
Stranger: hahahaha today sums up our future
You: kase I always think of the future and i always think of the worst that
could happen
You: and i worry it will happen
You: and it does happen
You: most of the time
You: and i feel issapointed
You: but im not surprised
Stranger: ganun naman talaga
Stranger: pagod na din ako mag plan out ng future ko. ilang beses ko na
nagawa yun. wala eh. failed
Stranger: normal yata sa yo yun in connection na civil engg ka
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: -pero alam mo sometimes may mga bagay lang talaga na
nagpapabagsak sa atin na di natin alam kelan tayo makakabangon
You: in the end tho
You: tayo makakatulong sa sarili
You: someone can be there help you pero nasa sayo if youll help him help
yourself too
Stranger: oo. self repaired ako eh magaling ako dyan. in the right time alam
ko magheheal din ako
You: yeah :))
You: haiz
Stranger: you know about the cheating part di ko papala nasabi
You: hindi pa
Stranger: after that 2 years nagka fling ulit ako for a year
Stranger: dito nangyari yuung cheating na part
You: wait whathappened
Stranger: so this guy share the same interest with me--music, film, books
Stranger: so were really into each other talaga. akala ko nga he changed me
kasi umabot sa point na i can see myself with him in the future
Stranger: he is a virgin. alam nya na ako hindi na. we didnt do it. i respect
him and ganun din naman sya sa akin
Stranger: all our dates were about gigs, theatre, and boosktores
Stranger: he smokes, he drinks
Stranger: pero hindi ko sya pinigilan. i didnt change him kasi ayoko din na
mag change sya for me.
Stranger: alam ko na may malanding babae syang laging kainuman with
friends.
Stranger: hindi ako sumasama sa lahat ng lakad nya with friends.
Stranger: kasi busy nga din naman ako and gusto ko talaga mag aral. priority
ko yun lagi.
Stranger: sooo one time nag inuman sila ang niyaya sya nga girl so ayun nag
sex nga sila
You: :(
Stranger: ang masakit. lagi ko syang tinatanong if ganun pa din ba--na virgin
pa sya. sabi nya oo daw. kaya i trusted him. kasi pag sinabi din naman nyang
hindi na. it would be fine woth me kasi hindi naman kami.
Stranger: so after two months, inamin din nya. yun ang masakit. kasi he lied
pa to me. malaki ang trust issue ko. kaya hindi ko talaga matanggap yun
Stranger: ilang weeks akong parang patay nun
You: di he explain?
Stranger: kahit naliligo umiiyak ako kasi hindi ko talaga matanggap
You: "sorry, lasing ako nun eh tas yung girl nag initiate"
You: :(
Stranger: walang communication for weeks
You: oh god
You: sad :(
Stranger: hindi na ko nagtanong. ayoko nang saktan pa self ko.
Stranger: so after ilang weeks, naging okay ako. pinatawad ko sya.
You: hey... i feel the sadness in your story :(
You: i mean ive felt cheated on with the sex part so
You: haiz :(
Stranger: naging okay kami. kasi ganun ako, i always give people multiple
chances. kasi who cannot sin naman diba. we all do
Stranger: pero di din kami nagtagal kasi naging problema ko na yng trust
issue.
You: :(
Stranger: naging mas cold ako. lagi na akong nag aaral, nagbabasa
Stranger: wala na akong time para sa kanya.
You: okay lang yun, pero sometimes i find cheating the most efficient ending
Stranger: pero maayos naman closure namin.
You: its easier to move on
You: with someone who did something wrong than someone who didnt
Stranger: kaya nag rest muna ako after grad. away from everything na din
Stranger: wala akong ginawa for months. nagvacation ako with the whole
family tapos dami kong me time
Stranger: tapos eto okay na ako hahahaah
You: thats good to know
You: hahahaha
You: when di this happen pala?
You: how many months ago
Stranger: it is. ngayun i can listen to indie music again na hindi na sya
nareremember
Stranger: its mine again! hahaha
Stranger: last year. siguro months after grad.
You: hahahaha
You: okay na pala
You: hey
You: curious question
Stranger: sure
You: its safe lang to ask this one
You: you are a stranger after all
Stranger: hahaha okay
You: if you dated me? do you think id make a good date?
You: i mean base you answer from how ive talked to you so far
You: HAHAHA
Stranger: hindi ko din alam hahahaahaha
Stranger: kasi ive talked to people like this deep na here
You: no i mean im just asking if you think im a shitty person to be in a rel with
You: i mean like i told you
You: medyo monk mode ako and shit
Stranger: i think hindi naman
Stranger: youre a good choice naman din kung sakali
You: kasi ive been asking you din maybe youd think im lame
You: i just wanted to ask that hahahaha
Stranger: no. hahaha
You: i get insecure din kasi
Stranger: youre okay
Stranger: why?
You: because i always felt na marereject ako
You: like im a hard person to love
Stranger: haha dont be
You: even they say na parang Im a good person
Stranger: you just have to find the right person
You: like im a nice guy
You: im artistic
You: talented
You: but no one really went with me for the past 4 years
You: or maybe its because of me
You: :(
You: you know
Stranger: wow ha. ilagay mo yan sa resume mo tapos send mo sa girl na
gusto mo baka iconsider ka hahahaah
You: like baka nakakasawa ako in the long run
You: no seriously
You: i mean someone cheated on me
You: so yeah...
Stranger: you know one thing ive learned from that experience: its not my
fault that he cheated
You: okay
You: well i blamed myself when I got cheated on
You: hahahaha
Stranger: gosh actually mas maganda and mas matalino pa talaga ako dun
sa girl. ang landi landi lang talaga nun
Stranger: ako din naman. ilang beses ko natanong if im not enough for him
Stranger: lagi yan yjng tanong ko.
You: i ask that myself almost everyday
You: should I be someone whos more agressive
Stranger: hindi ko alam kung pano ba dapat imeasure yung worth ko
You: kelangan ba talaga maging medyo fuccboi ako ng onti?
Stranger: ikaw lang naman mkakasagot nyan eh. you know yourself most
You: yeah hahaha
You: whats your impression of me tho so far :))
Stranger: kasi ako, i stayed with who i am. i never changed anything. i just
went back to the old me, slowly.
You: which I hope out of the equation na yung bading ako
Stranger: hahahahaahaha
You: no seriously
You: hahaha we went from talking about films
You: books
You: and then rels
You: sex
You: this was a pretty nice convo actually
Stranger: just tell girls to give you a try hahahaha
You: hahahaha
You: im not that desperate
You: "uy try me"
You: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: try mo i bio yan sa IG or twitter baka sakaling ma benta ka hahahaa
You: my IG is all about aesthetic shit
You: i edit photos para maging magenta or teal and pink and blue
Stranger: i really cant answer you though
You: HAHAHA la lang
Stranger: have you asked your friends?
You: yeah of course
You: biased yun eh
You: you a stranger
Stranger: omg i love teal!
You: howver
Stranger: and purple!
You: di bias
You: thats why I asked
Stranger: ewwww pink hahahaha i like blue
You: because I could tell youll give an honest answer
Stranger: di naman kita kilala talaga kaya i dont know talaga
You: okay fine
You: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: pero wala namang masama if youll ask girls to give you a try
You: i guess
You: i have one girl in mind tho
You: pero ewan im trying to forget her
Stranger: why?
You: well...
You: for the record talaga wala syang ginawang masama
You: its me
You: nakwento ko na ata earlier
You: pero kasi past few months may pinagdaanan akong malalang
depression
You: my mom naaksidente
You: i have no friends to go out
You: irregular student
You: its just i felt really alone
You: tapos nakilala ko sya
You: mabait
You: sent me goodmorning texts
You: always listening to my stories
Stranger: so common hahahaha
You: yeah its a typical story
You: SORRY AH KUNG BORING
You: :))
Stranger: hahahaha go on
Stranger: ano ka ba
Stranger: hahahaha
You: anyway... iba kasi
You: shes really kind
You: like yung rare kind
You: i mean hindi sya pala inom
You: family girl
You: tapos maagang matulog
You: basta
You: simula nalang nung nakilala ko yun mas nagkakaroon ako ng reason
bumangon
You: made life less shittier
You: everything felt better tho
You: survived the sem walang bagsak
You: mom is recovering
You: i have to admit tho i depended on her
You: as my source of happiness
You: maybe i kinda expected na we could be
You: sad part is shell be there for me as a friend
You: and di nya siguro makikita as more than friend
Stranger: pano mo nasabi?
You: well
You: she ve been busy
You: okay lang naman
You: may trabaho na
You: if shes busy okay
You: i got jealous when I heard her saying
You: parang single na uli crush nya
You: like shes looking forward for someone else
You: maybe when she says shes busy eh... shes busy filling her kilig quota
for the week
You: like i mean sa twitter shes very active
You: its like when she says busy to me baka bigi sabihin lang is di ako priority
for the moment
You: and I knew Im going to ask for more
You: im depending na too much
You: so i cut it off
You: kasi I know di ako papayag na friends lang
You: i stopped talking to her :(
You: i blocked her out
You: and sutff
You: and di naman sya na nagtext after so parang inisip ko ba di naman nya
ako na hinahanap
You: so okay
Stranger: bakit naman?
Stranger: at least for once you could have confessed to her
Stranger: before you cut her out
You: well what happens if i confess
You: i already know the answer is no
You: so whats the point
Stranger: kasi kung ako ang guy, id still confess
You: ayoko kasi
You: ewan maybe umaasa ako na someday bka subukan ko uli
You: maybe there is a right time
You: kasi if i confess now and I got rejected
Stranger: regardless of her reaction, at least i tried and i know that i never
missed the once
You: then im rejected forever
Stranger: chance*
Stranger: dont ever think like that
You: maybe if i confes in the future pag given the chance i ever get to talk to
her like old times and grow it eventually
You: maybe
You: pag nagconfess ako
You: shell acknowledge
You: pero ngayon, Im broken
You: so I didn't
You: isa pa im tired of hearing rejection (even though ive never confessed
talaga)
You: it just feels like rejection so di na ako nagcoconfess
Stranger: okay. take your time na lang muna
Stranger: please take a leap. wag kang duwag, please
You: di naman sa duwag
You: pero sinu ba gusto masaktan?
You: sinu gusto ma depress mas lalo?
You: sinu gustong di makakain at makatulog?
You: tapos may acads pa
You: diba?
You: :(
Stranger: siguro magkaiba kami but for me i like straightforward guys. kasi
minsan or most of the time ang manhid manhid ko. kaya mas gusto ko na
sinasabi talaga sa akin
You: pag sinabihan mo ng No yung guy
You: mahihiya na yun sayo after
You: i guess
You: i dont know
You: but ewan ko
You: sorry maybe iniisip mo na ang newbie ko
You: hahahahaha
Stranger: iba lang talaga tayo ng paghandle ng situation. kasi kung ako, no.
di ako magmumukmok. id be happy na narinig nya and nasabi ko. mas
mamatay ako if di ko nasabi ang gusto ko
You: pero kasi wouldnt it be awkward for you
You: someone you treated as a friend
You: tas nireject mo lang
You: could you ever think of that person as a friend ulit?
Stranger: hindi naman. kasi im cool with guys confessing. for the record,
friends pa din naman ako sa kanila
You: or someone who tried to court you and its really awkward
Stranger: I DO
You: do what
Stranger: it's just a matter of time and space. tapos magiging okay din yan
Stranger: i can still continue the friendship even after the confession and the
rejection
You: pero nga feeling ko it wont be the same as the days before he
confessed
You: ewan ko lang
You: pero thats how it feels
Stranger: oo. it will take time
You: ewan kasi... yung first rejection ko parang ganun din eh
You: yeah yun nga
You: ayoko nun
You: ewan
You: sige fine
You: duwag ako
You: hirap ako itake yung sudden change
Stranger: taurus ka ba?
You: jesus christ
You: you scared me
Stranger: hahaha why?
You: for real
You: yes im a taurus
Stranger: sabi na nga ba eh
Stranger: jinx!
You: jinx anu
You: uy gago tinakot mo ako
You: no kidding
Stranger: ako din
You: i mean may friend ako really into zodiacs
You: di kasi ako naniniwla
You: pero
You: most of times shes accurate
Stranger: hhahahahaahaha
You: bigla na din ako napapasearch ng zodiacs ng tao
You: altho half hearted lang ako sa astrology
You: anyway... taurus ka?
Stranger: hindi ako into zodiacs pero nababasa ko din sa dami ng finafollow
ko
Stranger: and mostly tama naman
Stranger: yes i am
You: whats your opinion and whyd you ask my zodiac?
Stranger: afraid tayo sa changes and sa mga bagay na out of control. ayaw
natin sa biglaan
You: in some aspects feeling ko magkaiba tayo ng ugali but we share the
same zodiacs... how is zodiac relevant kung ganun
Stranger: ako nga pag ininvite ako ng lakad dapat a day ahead ayoko ng
instant
You: true
Stranger: hindi ko alam basta natanong ko lang din
Stranger: nakikita ko lang yung different version ng self ko sayp
You: well the girl i just made kwento... shes a virgo
You: bagay daw sabi ni astrologyfriend...
Stranger: di ko alam anong meron sa virgo hahahaah
You: altho nagoosebumps ako
You: the descriptions fit her
Stranger: edi may chance hahaha pero wag mo iasa dun hahaa
You: i know
Stranger: malay mo naman vtaurus din crush non so bagay din sila
You: yeah :(
You: mga nakarel ko tho
You: taurus
You: sobrang magkalapit kami ng bday
Stranger: di ko nga din alam pa no nalalaman ng zodiac signs na yan
pagkatao ko
Stranger: ayoko kasi ng binabasa ako.
You: like i told you nakakatakot
Stranger: oo nga. hahahahaha
Stranger: sorry if a creep you out
Stranger: minsan ang lakas ng di kasi ng instinct ko
Stranger: sabi nila bagay daw ako sa psychology. ewan daw bat literature
kinuha ko
You: for ther record
You: yung friend kong astrology geek
You: is taking lit
Stranger: hahahahaha omg
You: as in
You: sobrang big deal sakanya magtanung ng birthday
Stranger: alam mo may nakachat ako minsan dito. nahulaan ko na eldest
sya, 3 siblings and dalawang lalaki
Stranger: na creep out yung guy lalo na sya lang mag isa sa bahay nila
Stranger: hahaha di naman big deal yun sa akin though
You: how is that in relation to astrology?
Stranger: intuition ko lang naman. hulahula na din
Stranger: di ako astrology geek.
Stranger: wala akong pake dun nababasa ko lang sa feed ko
You: ahh
You: hahahaa
You: damn
You: ey btw
You: will we keep in touch after I disconnect?
You: i havent even caught your name yet
Stranger: alam mo ang hirap sagutin lahat ng tanong mo hahaha
You: hahahaa why?
Stranger: ive never kept in touch with anyone here after disconnection. some
gave their numbers and fb, twitter, or ig pero di ko na nirereach out
Stranger: i believe in just a one time thing in here
You: ah okay lang :)
Stranger: kumbaga one night stand sa sex.
You: ill just savor this
You: nah i dont bounce that way
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: siguro nga
You: never ako into finding fuck buds
Stranger: i dont give my name too
You: sige i havent gave mine din naman
Stranger: hahahahaha i know. wala din po akong plano hahaha
You: well i got creeped out here na so
You: I want it to be different
You: stranger gives identity first
You: before me
Stranger: i gave my nickname though, last time. di naman din ako lagi dito
Stranger: buti naka chamba ako na may matinong kausap hahaha
You: its kinda like my first tim here tho
You: oh gosh im flattered na matino akong kausap
You: kasi gago
You: tanigna ang daming harot dito
Stranger: ay talaga. hahaha tambay na ako dito since college. before those
flings happened
You: pero bihira din ako nakakahanap yung may makakausap akong just as
deep as this one
You: wot
You: seriously??
Stranger: oo andami ang lalandi pa. yuck
You: naghahanap ka ng flings dito noon?
Stranger: yeah. same thing pa din. one time thing.
Stranger: no. hahahahaha
Stranger: personally na meet ko sila
You: yun nga
You: met in omegle
You: met in real life
You: had sex
You: and tapos na
Stranger: hahahaha choosy din po ako ayoko ng ganun
Stranger: wala ngang may alam na nag oomegle ako
You: its okay to be choosy
You: actually dapat lang
Stranger: of course. hahahaha
You: ako gago choosy ako
You: bumili ako ng korean noodles
You: tapos binigay sakin nakadisplay
You: sabi ko "wala ba yung bagong wrapped"
Stranger: alam ko din worth ko. my titos put an emphasis on that
You: sabi nya bakit daw
You: sabi ko ewan... yung mas matagal expiration date
You: sabi nya kailan ko ba daw kakainin
You: tapos sabi ko mamaya
You: sabi nya choosy ko daw
You: sabi ko ehh customer ako bumibili ako, ayaw mo ba?
You: puta
You: hahahaha
Stranger: hahahahahaha ganun talaga. we can be arte as we like
You: pero kasi ewan iniisip ko i paid for it, i want the quality I paid for
Stranger: lagi nga sinasabi ng mga tito ko na ang arte arte ko daw. pero
sinasabi ko sa kanila na at least i have my standards
Stranger: syempre. ako nga miski sa papel gusto ko yung flawless talaga
Stranger: miski sa test papers and OC ko din.
Stranger: dapat nasa ayos lahat ganun hahaha
You: pero tanigna yung solutions ko
You: hindi maayos yung sulat
You: kasi ba naman time pressured
You: basta matapos
Stranger: hahahahaahahaha maganda handwriting mo?
You: oo
You: pero sa eexams hindi na
You: i mean yung problem solving part
You: sa mga identification
You: engineering lettering ako
You: nasanay ako eh
Stranger: oo ayoko nun lalo na pag essay kami tapos handwritten ang pangit
na pag back page huhu
You: pero pag problem solving talaga... parang basta masulat ko ng solution
Stranger: right handed ka?
You: for the most part
Stranger: ako kasi left handed so ang laki ng problema lalo na pag medyo
glossy yung papel. grabe nakakinis talaga yun
You: kasi nagsmear sa hand
You: hahahaha
You: yung ink
You: yeahhh
Stranger: laging may ink yung left hand ko
You: hahaha
You: yeah
Stranger: minsan nga may ink pa pagdating ko sa bahay hahahaaha ang
sagwa
You: btw
You: kilala mo si onday?
Stranger: lalo na pag umaabot ng 4-5 hours yung written exam. puro ink nlng
talga yung kamay ko hahaha
You: addrienne onday
You: waw
You: 4-5 hours exam
You: parang ang sakit sa ulo nyan ah
You: gagu max quiz/exam hours namin 2 hours lang
Stranger: hindi eh. sino yun?
You: si @_tapsilog
Stranger: hahahaha pag sinabi na ng prof na open notes ang exam kabahan
ka na
You: cardboard girl
You: oo gago
You: open notes
You: halatang wala sa notes yung exam
You: HAHAHAHA
You: open book pa nga eh
You: halatang wala sa libro yung exam :))
You: so anu aaralin ko?
You: ayun
You: 4/100 me in soil mechanics quiz 2
Stranger: hindi k talaga kilala sorry hahaha
You: oks lang hahaha
You: i just thought youd know here
You: her*
You: kasi UP ka eh kamo
Stranger: hindi talaga hahahaha
You: okay okay lang
Stranger: anong batch ba sya?
You: kabatch mo ata or 1 year lower
You: taking sociology
You: i meant cardboard girl
Stranger: minsan sa exam 2 questions lang pili ka ng isa. tapos yun na yun.
You: sya yung nagpauso nung
You: LAHAT TAYO PWEDENG DRUG PUSHER
You: wear it on your neck
Stranger: sinearch ko na sya hahahaha
Stranger: di ko nabasa article na to
You: ah pero familiar na?
You: shes a friend of mine, wala lang
You: hahahaha
Stranger: ay talaga may friends ka from up pala
Stranger: daming friends ah hahahaha
Stranger: buti ka pa
You: oh why?h
You: hahahaha
You: paanung mabuti
You: well i have friends from all over big 4 i guess
You: pinaka onti lang sa UP at ATENEO
Stranger: ikaw na hahahaha
You: maybe the reason why i dont really put UP and ATENEO sa interests
here
Stranger: sa up nga wala ako masyadong friends
You: madami man kaibigan, di naman close
You: i still feel alone tho
Stranger: mostly sa friends ko kasi ahead sa akin mga ate and kuya ko na.
kaya im left alone charot
You: nadelay ka?
Stranger: tapos the usual impression na suplada ako kaya ganun wala talaga
You: you just need someone wholl accept you :)
You: understand
Stranger: hindi. my friends na ako na ahead kasi family friends
Stranger: oo yung thesis buddy ko hahahaha
You: buddy?
You: 2 people 1 thesis
You: sami group
You: based from GWA pa tangina
You: or
Stranger: tapos the rest not so. madami din kasing magaling sa amin,
nahihiya ako
You: wait anu tawag sa UP uli nun
You: yung general weighted average grade
You: GPA?
Stranger: alam mo frustration ko yung pagsusulat
Stranger: may classmate na akong kaka launch lang ng book na trinaslate
nya
You: I havent forgotten na you wantto be a writer
Stranger: madami ng achievements yung iba tapos ako wala pa eh
Stranger: nakakihiya
You: time will come
Stranger: naging stagnant ba naman after graduation gago
You: basta whats important is you are working to achieve a goal
You: maybe in the future mabasa ko libro mo
You: anung klaseng book ba gusto mo isulat?
Stranger: nahihiya nga ako makita ng profs ko kasi sasabihin na naman saan
na ako ngayun ano na ginagawa ko
Stranger: hahaha ewan
Stranger: may certain short story ako na nagustuhan ng prof ko. bala kong
ipursue yun
You: whats the story?
You: summarize it for me
You: Ill turn it into a film mybe
You: tas imemention kita
You: :))
You: joke, gawin mo munang libro yan
You: anu ba story?
Stranger: ang ganda daw ng ending, kasi very unpredictable. syempre dahil
gusto ko yung death kaya pinatay ko main character sa kwento.
Stranger: hahahahahahahaa
Stranger: 3rd person POV and narration
Stranger: ang*
You: oo nga
You: nahyhype na ako :))
You: kwento mo na
You: :D
Stranger: actually lame pa yung kwento kasi di ko pa na build yung
characters
You: di mo naman kinukwento eh :(
Stranger: may changes pa at baka mag chachange pa nga talaga
You: edi yung current state ng kwento maski isummarize mo lang
You: hahaha
Stranger: typical almost love story lang naman yun
You: saving sally is typical
You: HAHAHA
You: KWENTO! KWENTO! KWENTO! :))
Stranger: basta there's this guy na may gusto sa girl. actually di naman
talaga nya yun gusto pero eventually nagustuhan nya
Stranger: nerd type yung girl. they go to the same school pero di sila
nagpapansinan. theyre families are friends.
Stranger: geeky yung girl. tapos shitty yung guy slightly
Stranger: basta may mga nangyari tapos na realize ng guy na he fell in love
sa girl
Stranger: tapos he decided na to confess but it turns out na natanggap ng girl
yung scholarship nya to france
Stranger: so yun nag confess ang guy sa airport pa mismo
Stranger: tapos sabi ng girl shell give the answer pag land nya ng france pero
nag crash yung plane. na comma yung girl. tapos namatay din after ilang
weeks
You: holy fuck..
Stranger: so hindi na nya nalaman yung sagot ng girl
Stranger: tapos sya nag lagay ng epitaph sa tomb ng girl
Stranger: nasa folder yun
Stranger: i forgot ano talaga yung line sa epitaph hahaha
Stranger: tapos ewan ko kasi naging lame na ang story ewan ko pano ko sya
babaguhin
You: work on it
You: pero i think it can accont for a good tragic story
You: may gusto din tuloy ako ikwnto sayo :)
Stranger: ang lame ng story, i know. yan lang nakaya ng self ko noon.
hahahaha. pero narealize ko ngayun na ang pangit talaga
You: you said the summarry
You: di ko pa majujudge kasi yung gitna... what really happens
Stranger: sana. pero promise babaguhin ko pa yung characters nila.
You: wala pa yun
You: pero i feel like its a bit john greene ish
You: maybe
You: tiningnan ko sya sa ganung perspective
Stranger: ang layo hahahaha
You: okay... tiningnan ko nalang sa feels ng fault in the stars
You: :))
Stranger: im also into science kaya medyo nilagyan ko din
You: anywat tho
You: may isa akong love story
You: its waiting to be filmed
Stranger: ano gusto mo ikwento?
You: yun
You: HAHHA
You: di ako nagsusulat ng story
You: pero I film it pag may chance
You: disclaimer im not Gay fuck you
You: its a gay story
Stranger: ahahahahahahaha wag kang defensive
You: i mean... i barely see gay stories na good plus ayoko gumawa ng
straight baka its very cliche
Stranger: sige kwento mo na
You: nagpapatawa lang ako :)) di defensive
You: bida itong guy na to
Stranger: okay
Stranger: hahahaha
You: ugali nya
You: cocky mayabang
You: pero kasi nga naman parang lahat meron na sya
Stranger: wattpad ba to?hahahaha
You: nah
You: di ako makalove story kasi... im more anything basta di love story
You: pero anyway so hes gwapo, hes smart and stuff
Stranger: sige kwento mo na hahaha
You: moreno ganun
You: madami nagkakagusto sakanya pero wala naman syang nagugustuhan
kasi pangit daw yung girls and shit
You: very douchebag ugali hahahaha
You: sa college ito tho muna
You: pala
You: HS pala sorry
You: until he met this girl na parang di nya lam nasa school pala nila
You: as in maganda yung girl, lets say levels ng liza soberano kasi
You: syempre nagkacrush sya
Stranger: wait hulaan ko trans yung girl?
You: hindi pa
You: :))
You: so sige
Stranger: hahaha okay
You: medyo 1 year tinatago nya
You: taas ng pride eh
You: biglang nung mga anu pagraduate na ng HS
You: umamin
You: tapos sinubukan ligawan
You: pero na reject
You: tapos nalaman nya
You: may iba kasing gusto yung babae
You: ganun din matalino
You: pero clinaclain ng guy
You: tanigna mas gwapo naman ako dun
You: mas matangkad wtf?
You: bat nya trip yun
You: basta ego nya lang yun
You: isa pa medyo bully sya
You: yung isang guy medyo soft at mabait
You: tapos sige grumaduate na sila
You: he went to college
You: tapos after a year
You: naging kaklase nya yung crush nung babae na guy
Stranger: parang alam ko na ang ending nito
You: syempre parang
Stranger: pero sge
You: kita nya yung guy
You: naiinis padin sya
You: iniisip nya
You: ninakaw ng guy na yung yung chance nya sa girl
You: kung di sy anakilala nung girl baka napasakanya yung babae
You: anyway di naman naging sila
You: kasi ayaw nung guy kay girl
You: so medyo may love triangle na tayo
You: nakipagkilala sya sa guy as plastikan
You: itatake daw nya lahat ng chance masiraan nya yung guy
You: para bang tanigna nito ah, sisirain ko buhay nito, sisiraan ko sya
You: like i said ugali nya talaga is very douche
You: yung isang guy... sige G lang, hes a nice guy
You: tapos soon coincidentally naging magkagroup sila sa thesis
You: buddy thesis
You: and they worked together
You: iniisip nung bida na keep your enemies closer
You: so he can take advantage
You: anyway blablabla fast forward nadisgrasya yung bida
You: motorcycle accident
You: naconfine sya sa hospital
You: and syempre binisita sya nung girl
You: for a bit yeah, he felt happy
You: tapos binisita din sya nung guy since bestfriends sila
You: altho plastic sya
You: the guy tho... he went there
You: para bang asked him
You: if he needs anything hell be there lang
You: tapos ba sabi nya
You: eto dinala ko na din yung research, ill stay here para sayo, we could
keep track of our project
You: just tell me anything
You: tapos ayun bigla syang nabaitan
You: nag heart to heart talk medyo
You: tapos parang iniisip na nya
You: narealize nya why crush ng crush nya yung lalake
You: eventually tho
You: he realized na gusto nya na pala yung guy
You: HAHAHAHA
You: okay
You: (extra lang yung girl sa kwento)
Stranger: hahahahahah alam ko na na yun magiging ending
You: oo parang
You: naisip ko din
You: enemy?
Stranger: may hints na
You: "karibal mo? kaaway mo? sure ka ba dyan?"
You: =))
Stranger: baka makita ko na yan sa sinehan minsan hahaha
You: short film lang pero if maging sine
You: sige
You: you like indie films naman
You: somday baka mangyari
You: HAHHAHAA
You: anyway I dont know if its cliche... what do you think tho? :))
Stranger: baka hahaha
Stranger: actually ang galing mong story teller
You: wehhhhh
Stranger: detailed ka no
Stranger: totoo
You: medyo gusto ko lang pahype ako magkwento
You: para interesting padin kahit matagal na ako nagkwekwento
Stranger: ako nga ang pangit ng pagka deliver ko hahaha
You: like im finding to way to make you feel the feelings there
Stranger: oo na feel ko nga
You: alam mo yung Cards?
You: CRWN feat BP Valenzuala
You: music video nun medyo ganun naisip kong look ng film
You: di ko maisip na pastel... that would be better if its a lesbian story
Stranger: ang lame ko na yata eh di ko din yun alam
You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IjOK8zu9Ts
Stranger: nasa stone age pa po ako ang adanced nyo talaga po
You: pakinggan mo din its a good song
You: di ahh
You: its part of the indie scene
You: i hope nakalaptop ka so makikita mo sa kabila yung music vid
You: or mapakinggan
Stranger: okay wait
You: Also pag lesbian im looking for like blue is the warmest color feel
You: this one feels grungey
You: "the way he looks" din pala... yung feeling nun medyo the ganun eh
Stranger: yes i know that movie
Stranger: alam mo the handmaiden?
You: i love that film
You: wait
You: seach ko
You: di ko pa napauod
You: pero parang narinig ko na
You: yan ba yung perfume?
You: ay hindi pala
You: HAHAHA
Stranger: hindi iba yata yun
You: sorry
You: korean film ba ito?
Stranger: oo
Stranger: grabe yung blue is the warmest color
You: kulang pa ako sa asian
You: oo grabe yun
Stranger: di ko carry yung scenes
You: parang porno amputa
You: pero its french
You: and its cannes
You: so its art
You: HAHAHHA
Stranger: oo. di ko ma take
You: bakit di mo matake?
You: di ko maimagine
You: iimagine ko pa naenjoy mo yun
You: :))
Stranger: pang ang weird lang eh
Stranger: judgmental hahahaha
You: HAHAHAHA SORRY
You: pero iba din kasi
You: mga 7 minutes ata yung buong sex scene doon
You: or every scene ata 4 minutes
You: puta
You: matagal yun
Stranger: di ko kasi naisip na ganun palaga nangyayari sa sex nila
You: aghhhh
You: girl on girl sex?
You: onga pala
You: bakit sobrang kadiri ba?
You: ang hot kaya amp
Stranger: as in? hot para sa yo? hahahaha
You: okay sige time for you nalang to judge me
You: yeah i find it hot
You: what? :))
Stranger: ay oo nga pala lalaki ka hahahaha
You: actually made me fap after watching it
You: gaddamn kasi
Stranger: kasi awkward for me na makita whole body ng girls
You: sobrang grabe sila kumain ng pepe gagi
Stranger: hahahahahaha
You: oo like
You: kain na kain
You: tapos
You: di mo magagawa sa pinas yun
You: daming gubat eh
You: sila sobrang linis
Stranger: hahahahahahahaha totoo
You: :))
You: i mean impossible gawin yun dito
You: kase
You: after you do it
You: youll have like i guess
You: mouth full of hair
You: than sex juices
Stranger: grabe may nagshashave naman
You: gaano ba karami nag shashave tho?
Stranger: masyadong high maintenance kasi unlike sa ither countries na they
see it as a necessity dito hindi nman
You: do you shave?
You: i only trim
You: lols
Stranger: hahahahahahahaha di ko sasagutin
You: stranger ka na nga
You: di mo pa sasagutin
You: one time lang nga usapa natin eh
You: sagutin mo na
You: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: pero really ang high maintenance nun tapos lalo na pag wax. god
ang sakit sakit nun
You: GAGO KA
You: NAG CRINGE AKO TANGINA
You: PUBIC HAIR? WAX?
You: TANGINA
You: NO FUCKING WAY
You: :))
Stranger: yan kaya ginagawa sa mga beauty pageants lalo na miss universe
Stranger: ang sakit sakit magpaganda
You: no i mean PUBIC HAIR... tapos WAX?
You: dude
You: no
You: if i shave
You: ill use my normal shaving for facial hair
You: wax is just
Stranger: natatakot akong magshave kasi
You: UGHHHA
Stranger: i have a mole baka masama pa
You: mole?
You: di naman masasama yun
You: its a skin pigment
You: not pantal
You: or pimple
Stranger: eh pano pag na shave ko yun di cancer yung labas
You: wait what?
Stranger: as in buhay
You: pag nagtanggal ka ng mole may cancer?
Stranger: buhay na mole
You: wait
You: nonal?
Stranger: what if ma shave ko
You: nonal ba ito?
You: buhay na mole?
You: wait gagu im scared :))
Stranger: hahahahaahaha
You: wait
You: shit
You: mole as in nonal?
You: nonal na buhay?
Stranger: oo nga
You: anung pinagsasabi mo?
You: WHAT? IT MOVES?!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: nakakhiya na tuloy hahahaah bat ko ba nasabi kasi
You: wait
You: nagogoogle ako as we talk
You: about these cancerous moles
Stranger: andami kong nunal. buti 3 lang buhay
Stranger: donw there, at my back and at my left ear
Stranger: the rest stays in the colar bone and chest like parang constellation
You: yung live mole ba.. yun yung protruding?
You: i mean my mole is anu kasi
You: flat
You: on skin
Stranger: di yun buhay kasi visible sila but not felt
You: ahh so if i touch your mole
You: and you can feel na ang tinotouch ko is mole
You: and not like its skin
You: then its "live"
You: ??? ganun?
Stranger: sort of
You: wait... sort of?
Stranger: ma fefeel ma yung bulge nya
You: why not a full yes?
Stranger: di ko alam if live ba kasi its not growing. just the same size since i
was akid
Stranger: yung iba kasi nag gogrow
You: ahhh...
You: and your down under... grows?
Stranger: no
You: wala ba way para matanggal yan tho?
You: there must be
You: if parang nagiging hinder sya
Stranger: meron naman
You: expensive?
Stranger: thru operation
Stranger: hindi naman sya hinder sya nasa upper sya like dun sya sa where
the pubic hair stays not really near the vagina
You: ahh
Stranger: andami kong "sya" hahaha
You: pero you trim it naman?
Stranger: what if nag wawax ako?
You: wala lang
You: i just feel lang kasi masakit
Stranger: hahahahahahaha
You: pag wax
You: pero you wax it?
Stranger: hahahahahaha ewan ko sayo
You: pero kasi if you wax tas yung red after waxing
You: sakit kaya nun
You: parang sting
You: i mean sa kili kili nga sakit na nun
You: tas naiimagine ko lang pag pubic area pa
Stranger: sanayan lang siguro
You: okay... well... di ako sanay
You: im not hairy guy :(
You: di pa nga umabot pubes ko sa pusod
You: its just down under
Stranger: sorry naman hahaha
You: di nga pero seryoso, winawax mo?
You: hindi ba parang baka maanu din yung mole sa wax?
Stranger: ano ba hahahaha
You: masama?
You: hindi yun nga
You: yung mole padin pinaguusapan natin
Stranger: hahahahaha so dapat sabihin mo sa ale na may mole ka
You: what?
You: hahaha
Stranger: esthetician tawag sa kanila
Stranger: may professional na gumagawa din po nun
You: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: akala ko
You: ikaw nag wawax sa sarili mo
Stranger: hahahahahaha weird di ko magagawa yun
You: okay fine
You: good to know
You: na
You: some get rid of hair
You: yung ex ko mabuhok yun
You: puta
You: down under i mean
You: HAHAHA
Stranger: pano mo nalaman?
You: i might have seen it????????
You: :>
Stranger: hahahahahahahaha
Stranger: how?
Stranger: sending nudes>
You: di gago
You: momol ng nakahubad
Stranger: foreplay?
You: di sya nag hubad
Stranger: hahahaha kaya pala
Stranger: so kinain mo?
You: like panties lang
You: hindi
You: virgin pa nga ako
You: anu ba meaning ng virgin btw?
Stranger: hahahahaaha
You: kelangan ba nakatira na ako sa puke
You: or pag blinowjob ako, di nagcocount yun?
Stranger: actually depende kasi. may iba na kinoconsider nila na virgin sila
pag may condom lagi
You: di pa ako nakaranas ng blowjob or like sex
You: momol lang
You: tapos naka panties sya
You: sinilip ko lang
Stranger: yung iba naman as long as napasok na nila yung penis nila sa
vagina nila yun na yun
You: pinasilip nya eh
Stranger: depende sa tao yun
You: puta hahahaha
Stranger: sinilip mo naman? hahaha
You: oo
You: nasira expectation ko tho
Stranger: hahahaha gago
You: HAHAHAHA
You: inisip ko ah.. kung ganito sakanya
Stranger: bat pala di ka nakipag sex sa kanya
You: hmmmmm
You: wala ako condom?
You: ayoko makabuntis?
You: kaya ko lang tiisin
You: ?
You: i dunno really
Stranger: i see.
You: tinitigasan na din ako nun eh
You: ewan baka linabanan ko lang
You: kasi gagu
You: like
You: inaanu ko na yung boobs nya
You: nilalaplap ko na
You: pero di naman talaga kami nag sex
Stranger: di mo naman naipasok so virgin ka pa nga with a minor in molmol
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: minor ba yung momol ng 2nd and a half base?
You: HAHAHAHA
You: gago
Stranger: siguro hahaha
You: ewan gusto ko na din kalimutan yung tanignang ginawa ko yun
You: sobrang kulit ko daw eh
You: tangina parang mga 1 week naka jacket daw sya sa school
You: kasi daw
You: alam mo na why HAHAHHA
Stranger: hahahahahaha
You: buti nga daw wala sa leeg
You: pero near the collar bone
You: HAHAHA
Stranger: iba ka din boss
You: eh
You: :(
Stranger: ano best asset nya?
You: boobs
You: niyayabang din nya
You: for her age that time
You: 1st year college
You: pretty big
You: 4th year HS ako nun
You: shes taller than me din
Stranger: grabe pano utak?
You: ahhh
You: i thought you were saying sa katawan na asset
Stranger: hahahahahaha lol ang landi mo
You: anyway di na nya asset utak, di nya naisip feelings ko nung nag cheat
sya eh
You: BOBO
You: a w t s
You: sorry not sorry
You: :))
Stranger: pero academically?
You: joke lang
You: oo magaling sya
You: matalino
You: medyo mayabang lang na matalino sya tho
Stranger: oy wow nice
You: parang iniisip nya ahead sya sa mga tao
You: i hated it tho
Stranger: at least brainy na malandi
You: yeh pero turn off yung
You: okay matalino ka
You: pero wag ka look down sa iba
You: letche
Stranger: ganun nya i redeem self nya
You: ikaw anu ba ang hinahanap mong asset sa guy?
Stranger: syempre dapat mas matangkad sa akin
Stranger: tapos may utak. yun lang
You: mas matangkad = mas mahaba kase?
You: sus
You: HAHAHAHA JOKE
Stranger: hoy hindi ah. 5'5 ako. ang hirap naman if mas matangkad ako
Stranger: eh pano pag nagheels ako ano na
You: paanung mas mahirap ba pag mas matangkad ka?
You: hahaha
You: i mean how is it inconvinient
Stranger: so kapag nagsasalita ako ill look down on him ganun?
Stranger: how tall are you ba?
You: wag na
You: ayoko na nahiya ako
You: :))
You: my ex was taller than me
Stranger: hahahahaha mas mataas ako?
You: i dont want to feed your ego :)) so im not telling
Stranger: sige na grabe naman oh
You: also yung 1st year nililigawan ko taga Travel management
You: shes taller than me
You: may natripan din ako film maker we made films shes taller
You: pero she didnt like me
Stranger: sabihin mo na kasi
You: yung kinuwento ko sayong recent girl
You: shes still taller than me
You: :(
You: narealize ko gusto ko ng girls na mas matangkad kesa sakin idk why
Stranger: sabihin mo na pls pls pls hahahaha
You: 5'4
You: :(
You: or 5'3 and a half siguro
Stranger: ako wala akong ibang request mas matangkad at may utak lang
talaga. wala akong pake kung gwapo or not
You: maybe 5'4 lang one time kasi naka sapatos ako
Stranger: hahahahahahahaha lol
You: uy pero anyway
You: ewan
You: i like tall girls
You: pero minsan naiinsecure at nasasaktan din ako like its inconvient to talk
to a smaller guy
You: but then if ang look down mo lang naman isa like an inch
You: how is that inconvinient
Stranger: oy thank you hahahahaha
You: :(
Stranger: ay nag self pity sya hahahaah
You: ehh wala lang
You: sakit lang
You: :))
You: pero i mean i cant imagine
You: how inconvinient
Stranger: minana ko kasi height ko sa maternal side. may spanish na lahi
sila. so matangkad kami lahat
You: if 1 inch lang ang bagsak... its like you are not looking at your toes
You: i mean if 4 foot ang guy mo
You: eh putangina
You: wala na yun
You: im not 4 :))
Stranger: oy ano ba hahahahaha wag mo na palakihin yung issue
You: im 5 and a few inches :((
Stranger: my lolo was 6" my titos are mostly 5'9
Stranger: my borhter is 5'7 or 5'8
You: ewan na sad lang ako
Stranger: hahahahahaha okay lang
You: kasi yung girl nga na recent medyo nafafall ako
You: mas matangkad sakin
You: puta iniisip ko
You: ill never have a chance tuloy
You: :))
Stranger: tapos nabawi yata sa side ng dad ko di kasi sila masyadong
matangkad. japanese naman sa side nya
You: :(
Stranger: hahahahahahaha kinoconsider mo pala
Stranger: oyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: hahahahahaha
You: ehhh
You: nakakainsecure din eh
You: HAHAHA
You: parang binase sa height
You: what If i base it on weights
You: i say
You: inconvinient yung matabang babae
You: sakit diba?
Stranger: wait, para sa yo gwapo ka ba?
You: yeah
Stranger: at least im not fat hahaha
You: okay edi ikaw na sexy
You: :))
Stranger: #blessed
Stranger: hahahahahaha
Stranger: sorry na
You: di ako mataba
You: di rin
You: never been fat
Stranger: at least gwapo ka, according to you hahahaha
Stranger: bawi ka na dun
You: well baka di naman like kasing pogi ni
You: ewan sinu ba icoconsider mong pogi?
You: atom araullo?
You: medyo baby face pa ako eh
You: di ako tinutubuan ng facial hair
Stranger: OO! hahahaha
Stranger: ay ang yabang
You: anung mayabang dun?
You: gusto ko nga tubuan ako ng facial hair eh
You: parang dagdag manly
You: dagdag pogi
Stranger: ay iba sya oh hahaha
You: medyo feminine pa itsura ko pag mhaba buhok ko lols
Stranger: most girls are after the looks naman so i think makakanap ka din
You: di rin ako masyadong buff tho
Stranger: and most girls are below your height so may chance ka pa hoy
Stranger: wag kang mawalan ng pag asa
You: nah hahahaha ewan nagkataon lang matangkad nanaman gusto ko kasi
You: nasasaktan lang ako currently sya iniisip ko
Stranger: okay lang yan hahahaa
You: search mo yung like si leo dicap nung teens sya
You: ganun ako siguro kapayat
Stranger: baka naman di issue yun sa kanya
You: issue yun alam ko trip din nya mas matangkad sakanya
Stranger: wow ha alam ko po sya hahaha
Stranger: alam ko how thin he is back then im a fan po
Stranger: natanong mo ba sya
You: her ask.fm said already
You: anu type mo sa lalake
You: her answer basta mas matangkad sakin ganun
Stranger: hahahahaahaha ayawan mo na suko na hahahaaha
Stranger: pero alam mo naman na hindi natin nakakatuluyan yung ideal mate
natin diba so may chance ka pa kuya
You: hahahaha
You: yeah i shuld really forget her
You: find someone who could treat me just like she did
You: WHO IS SMALLER THAN ME I GUESS
You: or mas matangkad pero okay lang sakanya maliit ako
Stranger: wag ka ngang insecure hahahahahaha
You: pero ewan... how is it inconvinient ba talaga if the guy is smaller?
Stranger: na titrigger din ako
You: trigger how?
You: hahahaha
Stranger: syempre lahat naman tayo may insecurities
You: what are you insecure about?
You: blessed ka na eh kamo?
You: sa tingin mo ba maganda ka?
You: i mean you asked me so what about you?
Stranger: oy wala akong sinabi. height lang naman na ayaw ko and size 8 na
katawan
You: size 8?
You: what is size 8?
Stranger: size ng damit
Stranger: di mo alam? hahahaha
You: pam babaeng term ata kasi
Stranger: i prefer to wear size 8 kasi but im more of size 6 pero ayoko mas
gusto ko yung loose medyo
Stranger: kasi ang alam mo s m l lang
Stranger: xs ako pero nag i-s ako
You: ahh so ayaw mo ng?
You: size 8 as in? small?
Stranger: ayoko ng fit
You: ayaw mo ng fit na guy?
Stranger: search mo nlng kaya hahahaha
You: sinesearch ko ngayon
Stranger: no i mean ayoko magsuot ng body fit
You: wait saan sagot ba yan
You: height ang ayaw mo at ayaw mo din ng size 8
Stranger: hahahaha no na misunderstood mo
Stranger: i mean yun lang yung nakuha ko na blessed ako
You: ah
You: size 8 ka?
You: akala ko ayaw mo ng size 8 na lalake?
You: kasi gago na confuse ako
You: tas ginogoogle ko
Stranger: lol. im size 8 sa damit
You: women models lumalabas
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: gago
You: hahahaha
You: so... xs ka pala?
You: payat ka?
You: payat ka!
You: tall and skinny
Stranger: not too skinny
You: not skinny as in anorexic
Stranger: may laman din naman grabe naman yung skinny
You: i bet your weight is around
You: 48kg
You: ?
Stranger: 45
You: ah... sobrang payat mo
You: 5'5 and 45kg
Stranger: grabe naman hindi naman
You: ah ewan ko
You: naimagine ko lang kasi
Stranger: oo lumalabas na malnourished ako sa bmi ko hahaha
You: i was close to 45 kasi before
You: i know how skinny i am that time
Stranger: ngayun?
You: ehh sabi ko sayo maliit lang ako
You: so... imagine mo nalang maliit ako
You: skinny
You: 45
You: kung ikaw matangkad
You: tapos 45
You: edi... di mo ako kasing payat that time
Stranger: anong weight mo ngayun?
You: you are prolly skinnier and na maintain yung 45 though mass from
height
You: 48
You: di ko lang alam kugn bumaba
You: kasi depressed ako recently
You: hirap ako kumain
Stranger: hindi ko naman minimaintain. yun lang talaga yun
You: i mean like most of time wala ako appetite sa food
You: nag susuka pa nga ako
You: basta I just work out if I had the stomach and energy
Stranger: ako din lalo na pag nagpupuyat ako wala akong ganang kumain
You: somehow I got lean muscles but im still skinny
You: you know how a skinny guy with muscles looks like
You: thats why I told you my bod feels like leo dicap in his teens
Stranger: okay lang yun hahahaha
You: oo tapos di ako umiinom masyado
Stranger: balang araw magiging enggr ka babae na maghahabol sa yo
You: tinigil ko na nga
You: so wala din akong beer na tiyan
You: smoking tho i think that made me more skinny
Stranger: uhm wala din akong belly fats, pero wala akong abs
You: my dick size tho...
You: secret
You: =))
Stranger: hahahahahahahaha
You: O P S
You: GOING TO FAR
You: gagi... you must be flat chested then
Stranger: yun nga
Stranger: hahahahahahahaha
You: di ka naman naiinsecure about it
Stranger: yun yung insecurity ko
Stranger: but i have nice ass bawi naman *winks*
You: i dont know how to react pero
You: good to know
You: :))
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHA
You: how nice is your nice ass?
Stranger: hindi ko din alam. sinasabi lang nila
Stranger: hahaha
You: sinu nagsabi?
You: mga nadevirginize mo?
You: JOKE
You: HAHAHA
Stranger: grabe ha, hoy isa lang naman yun
You: ay
You: sorry
You: hahahahaha
You: akala ko mga 3 OMG
You: SORRY
Stranger: di ako first nun
You: or 2
Stranger: isa lang po
You: okay okay
You: my bad
You: babalik na tayo sa sex stories :))
Stranger: sagad na yung pag judge mo ha
You: pero para hindi
You: uy di ahhh
You: :))
You: pero sa tingin mo nga maganda ka?
Stranger: hindi
You: kasi tinanung mo ako kanina kung sa tingin ko gwapo ako eh
You: bakit hindi?
You: are you sure?
You: di yan insecurity
Stranger: basta for me hindi ako maganda
Stranger: insecurity din
You: ahh... ewan feel ko di naman din ako pogi kung icocompare ko mukha
ko sa most lol
Stranger: pero ewan kasi sabi ng iba maganda naman daw ako pero ewan di
ako naniniwala.
You: pero inisip ko nalang
You: matangos ilong ko
You: i have like those
You: anu ba yun
You: cheek bones?
You: joke jaw pala
You: jaw bones
Stranger: hahahahahahaha
You: pero baka di nga ako like super pogi
You: inisip ko nalang yun ganun
Stranger: hahahaha depende sa tao na din siguro
Stranger: sayang di ko namana mata ng mom ko. she has deep seated eyes
You: what do you think is your best asset sa face ba?
Stranger: hindi din pointy ang nose ko sakto lang
Stranger: eyes pa din siguro. medyo chinita din kasi. namana sa dad ko
You: ohhh
You: maputi ka?
Stranger: hindi. morena
Stranger: in between maputi and morena yata
You: hahahaha
You: okay
You: i think you're pretty
Stranger: ay salamat hahahaha
Stranger: mabuti maganda image ko sa utak mo
Stranger: salamat brain cells
You: hahahaha
You: i just want to make you say na maganda ka
You: so you dont feel insecure ^^
Stranger: hay di yan effective
You: yeah but iniimagine ko nalang mukha mo
You: or idk iniimagine ko crush ko
You: hahahaha
You: di sya chinita tho
Stranger: asset ko din pala collarbones ko
Stranger: hahahaha
You: collar bones are... sexy
Stranger: minsan kasi na papansin nila
Stranger: collar bones are bones hahaha
You: does dick size matter to you tho?
You: I mean well... id imagine not so much
You: payat ka na nga, kung prefer mo pa yung malaki laki, durog ka na mehn
Stranger: di ko alam
Stranger: okay lang naman yung sa ex fling ko
You: you think he has a big dick?
Stranger: hahahaha judgemental mo talaga
You: sorry na
You: anu ba yan
You: dami ko na kasalanan sayo
You: hahahaha
Stranger: actually bobo ako sa estimation so di ko alam ilang inches
You: well im good... kase i have to be
You: i mean with lenths
You: lengths
Stranger: dapat pala tinanong ko sa kanya hahaha
You: well line of work
You: engineer
You: ehh you can just give me something to imagine
Stranger: oo sya din hahaha
You: its as long as i phone 7
You: ganun lang
Stranger: i dunno baka
You: long as g tech ballpen ganun
You: HAHAHA
Stranger: hahahaha grabe
Stranger: wala akong ballpen
You: yeah what do you think?
Stranger: wait
You: i mean what object sa tingin mo?
Stranger: siguro parang ganun
You: g tech ball pen?
Stranger: matagal na din kasi yun i forgot na
Stranger: grabe 2 years na yata eh
You: g tech ball pen is actually stounf
You: around*
You: 5 inches
Stranger: 3/4 ng ipad4 ganun hahahaa
Stranger: baka ganun nga
You: ipad 4?
You: ipad 4 or mini?
Stranger: 4
You: 3/4s?
You: ang haba nun ah
You: parang around 7 inches
Stranger: ewan baka mali lang ako
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: 7 inches mas mahaba yun kesa yung sandwich ng subway
You: yugn 6 inches subway sandwich
You: :)) sorry... ewan ganito kasi ako mag estimate sa utak kaya natatancha
ko yung measurements ng bagay bagay
Stranger: ogm ewan hahahahaha
You: gagi hahahaha
You: pero when he does you
You: does he go all the way in?
You: or like
You: half lang?
You: dude im very curious about sex man
You: sorry #virgin stuff
Stranger: at first hindi. kasi masakit talaga.
Stranger: hindi naman yata talaga yung first experience sa sex eh
You: what do you mean by that
Stranger: talaga maganda*
You: ahh so yung 2nd experience yung masarap?
Stranger: you know newbie
Stranger: yes quite
You: pero nung 2nd? he puts itt all the way na? :I
You: O_O
Stranger: akala ko nga hindi toto yung blood hahahaha totoo pala
You: ohh....
You: im having free sex education dude
Stranger: takot ako sa sakit grabe talaga. andali kong maduwag
You: :(
Stranger: parang ayaw ko na gusto na ewan
You: i felt sad hearing that
Stranger: but he help me out naman. di naman nya finorce talaga
You: well idk maybe if you like the person kasi you wont mind him basta
nasasarapan sya
You: kahit nasasaktan ka
Stranger: pero hes kind naman so naging successful na din hahaha
You: sabi mo eh laude
You: inggit din si acoe
You: di ako maging DL
Stranger: i mean okay naman in the end
You: or anything
Stranger: hahahahaha hes really smart
You: well he definitely got his brains
You: and height
You: ahahahaha
Stranger: my favorite part was always after sex
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: bakit after?
You: whats the best prt?
Stranger: kasi hed stay
You: i think id do that too
Stranger: tapos hed cook for me di kasi ako marunong
You: if i was in the situation hahaha
Stranger: hahahahaha lol
You: yeah its just
You: warm yung cuddle
You: part
You: tas inaamoy mo yung back ng partner mo
You: kahit na amoy pawis... mabango din naman kasi she used some kind of
cologne i guess
Stranger: yung after sex smell hahahaha
You: i dont know the smell of after sex, binabase ko lang sa cuddling
You: pero iniimagine ko amoy tamod at maalat na coins
You: ewan
You: amoy body fluids all over at pawis
Stranger: hahahaahah ang bitter mo
You: HAHAHAHA
You: di ako bitter ah
You: :))
Stranger: pero yung pinagluluto nya ako yung favorite part ko talaga
You: ang sweet
Stranger: oo hahaha
You: sayang you didnt end up with him
Stranger: yeah pero okay lang. he's happy now. im happy for him too.
You: awwww
You: :)
Stranger: parang na choke lang talaga ako ng time na yun
You: anung choke?
Stranger: nasakal po
You: nasakal nung?
You: sex?
Stranger: im best at cleaning kaya ako naglilinis ng room nya hahaha
Stranger: no sa relationship
You: ahh fuck
You: thats
You: kind of
You: sad
You: even me ive heard from my friend
You: her ex made her write his classnotes
You: thats
You: rude
You: and very
You: idk
You: sobrang nakakapathetic sa lalake
Stranger: no. hahahaha gusto ko lang
Stranger: i like cleaning his room.
You: pero paano ka nasakal?
Stranger: sobrang sweet na nya na yoko ng ganun
Stranger: i know lame yung reason ko for breaking up with him pero
nakakapressure sya.
You: :(
You: welll relationships are hard
Stranger: very
You: hard to maintain lalo na if students kayo
Stranger: sweet din naman ako, like i give him cards and side notes pero di
ako showy at di ako pda ayoko nun
Stranger: tapos umabot sya sa point na pati the way i dress pinapakialaman
na nya
Stranger: ayoko nun
You: right
You: i cant believe btyw
You: mga
You: parang 4 hours straigh na kita kausap
You: idk its fun talking to an interesting stranger
You: :)
Stranger: kasi i dont want to change for him ayoko din naman na magchange
sya for me
Stranger: hahahaha oo nga
You: atlis di ka pushy
Stranger: pinakamatagal na to
You: ewan, not like others
You: kasi youre intelligable i can feel it
You: you have culture
You: you like films
You: and open minded
You: anyway so yeah
You: mature din i feel like mature ka
Stranger: kasi ako madali kong matanggap flaws ng tao kaya no big deal as
long as honesty is there
You: you have trust issues eh
Stranger: oo. yun nga lang
You: i do have too
You: pero yung pinagugatan nun
You: ayun may ishashare akong bago
You: i mentioned the tall girl na gusto ko but she didnt like me
You: she acted like she liked me lang kasi
You: like she invited me to eat with her and stuff
You: well we work on a film eh
You: pero type ko kasi sya
You: short hair, tall
You: ANYWAY
Stranger: oy wow short hair din ako hahahaha
You: pareho kaming taga edit... so we workedo n post production editing the
video
You: well she seemed she tursted me sabi nya i uwi ko nalang laptop nya
Stranger: na misinterpret mo lang siguro sya
You: ako na magtapos
You: okay fine
You: ginawa ko yung project nya
You: sa bahay ko nasa akin laptop nya
You: mistake nya tho
You: didnt log out his accounts
You: her*
You: her acounts
You: puta his :))
You: anyway i searchd my name sa FB conversations
Stranger: hahahaha GAY
You: gago mali lang ng type
You: her kasi
You: tapos
You: putanginang
You: duguan pala yung likod ko the whole time
Stranger: i know hahaha
You: i mean nung start she was totally fine with me
You: kinukwento nya ako sa friends nya
You: pero yung mga recent
You: shes been backstabbing me all over
You: lalo na sa may guy pala sya low key sila
You: putanignang yan
Stranger: ano sinabi?
You: ilang dugo from her
You: stufff like she cant stand being with me
You: sana dw mamatay na ako or something
You: her guy tho is nice tries to undesrtand my side nung first few convos
about me
You: pero the recent
You: guy said like
You: "putangina ni acoe"
Stranger: omg thats brutal
You: "di ko lang alam pero putanigna nya"
You: tapos gagi pinaguusapan ako nung isa naming ka trabaho sa production
You: yung guy na yun as in trusted staff ko
You: director kasi ako
You: inuutusan ko sya he follows naman
You: and no reklamo
You: minsan sinasabi ko sorry if blablabla
You: tas he responds with he understands and basta tutulong sya
You: tas alam mo yun reading their convo he felt like someone else
Stranger: utusan pala u direk hahaha
You: considerete naman ako
You: kasi di ko naman sila binabayaran
You: ang strict lang ako is yung oras
You: like 8am start.. dapat 8am andun na
Stranger: direk considerate po*
You: kung may reasons why di magiging 8 sabihin agad para di madelay
You: sorry HAHAHAHA
You: beast mode ako mag type
You: nagkakamali talaga ako pag ganun
You: bilis na ng pag type ko eh
You: pero ewna nakakainis lang talaga
Stranger: okay lang direk hahaha
You: dahil dun nag ka trust issues ako
Stranger: ako din naman
Stranger: ako din naman if nangyari yan sa akin.
You: pero sobrang scarring sakin nun
Stranger: kaya less interaction with people para less stabbing
You: kasi her friends greet me with complements
You: "uy ang galing nung recent edit mo ah"
You: "gagi ikaw pala nagcompose nung intro, anung di mo kayang gawin"
Stranger: hahahahahaha mga plastic
You: sabay punyeta ganun pala
You: gago ever since
You: pag nadadaanan ko yung people na involved
You: di ko pinapansin
You: naghihi yung iba
You: pero di ako ngumingiti
You: tanigna
Stranger: suplado ni direk oh hahaha
You: atlis di ako plastik at backstabber
Stranger: hahahaha ako din pag di ko feel yung tao di ko pinaplastic
Stranger: unfair yun eh
You: gago kasi yung babae
You: tangina kung ayaw naman nya ako katrabaho
You: sabihin nya
You: maghahanap ako ng iba or gawin ko nalang sa sarili ko
You: di yung tangina
You: kain tayo
You: coffee shop tayo mag edit
You: kami lang dalawa magkasama
You: sinasamahan ko pa papunta ng dorm
You: pero girls dorm yun so walang mangyayari
You: HAHAHA
Stranger: hahahaha hatid pa pala direk extra extra din no hahaha
You: w i w
Stranger: yan tuloy hahahaha
You: wala eh
You: ewan masakit padin yun pero mas naging sarado ako sa tao
You: may picture pa kami magkasama na naka instax
Stranger: ganun talaga ang buhay direk, isa pelikula mo kaya sure akong
madaming makakarelate hahaha
You: naka lean yung head nya sa shoulder ko
You: pacute pa more
Stranger: oy ang sweet naman haha
Stranger: hindi sa yo direk sa camera yun para maganda sya tignan kahit
basura attitude nya
You: aw hahahahaha
You: nice burn
Stranger: kaya siguro wala akong friends na babae masyado kasi ang arte
lang
Stranger: mostly talaga lalaki friends ko kasi sanay din ako sa bahay. i have
5 titos and very close ako sa kanila.
You: hahaha atlis
You: family girl ka din naman
Stranger: kasi pag may ayaw sila sinasabi agad yun ang maganda
You: hey
You: somehow
You: feeling ko lang
You: kaya ang tagal ng usapan natin
You: kase we are both taurus?
You: :))
Stranger: close ako sa kanila talaga even sa mga tita ko. well 2 lang naman
sila
Stranger: siguro hahahaha
Stranger: antok ka na ba?
Stranger: 3 am na hahaha
You: mejo
You: alam ko
You: ikaw ba?
You: hahahaha
You: wala lang, di na ako makakahanap ng iba pang kausap after nito :))
You: hanggang makatulog nalang siguro ako
Stranger: hahahahahaha
You: isa pa anti fap din yun
Stranger: oy ang clingyyyyyy
You: i mean pag sobrang late na
Stranger: hahahaha
You: tatamarin ka na magjakol
You: ikaw ba? antok ka na? :))
Stranger: ang sama hahaha
You: normal sleeping hours ko is 3-4am
You: college life
You: so okay lang
Stranger: alam mo yan yung talent ko. i can do an all nighter naturally
hahaha
You: pang gabi din schedule ko sa school kasi
You: kaya nasanay
You: tho medyo nagugutom na ako atm
Stranger: oy ayaw talaga akong bitawan hahahaha
You: aw
You: gusto mo na ba akong bitawan?
You: HAHAHA
Stranger: at di rin ako nagugutom hahaha masisikmura kong di kumain isang
araw unless nag subside na yung puyat ko
Stranger: ayeeee clingy mo naman hahaha OA na
You: i just started increasing my calorie intake kasi
You: para tumaba ako
You: naiinsecure din ako sa payat ko
You: so parang every now and then I sneak food and eat
Stranger: marunong kang magbasketball?
You: oo
Stranger: so you do it often?
You: basketball?
You: no
You: you asked me if marunong ako
You: of course marunong ako, its rules are easy
You: however I dont sport it
Stranger: di ka naglalaro?
You: yeahp
Stranger: yung larolaro lang
You: yeah
You: pero halos di naman ako naglalaro ngayon
You: maybe the closest sport i do is volleyball
Stranger: kasi nga busy
You: or badminton
You: oo
You: parang pag may chance lang
You: mas madali kasi yun at less pagod
You: at mas madali gawin
You: kasi you dont need a coart
You: court*
Stranger: oo nga naman kahit sa kalye pwede
You: ikaw ba? basketbolista ka?
Stranger: hindi eh di ko na try pero nanood ako pagnaglalaro mga tito ko with
friends
You: what is your sport tho?
Stranger: same din sayo
You: ahhh
You: hahahaha
Stranger: volleyball and badminton
You: you mean RUBIKS CUBE?
You: RUBIKS IS MY SPORT
Stranger: pero mas magaling ako sa tong-its hahaha
You: NO ONE CAN BEAT ME IN BLINDFOLDED RUBIKS CUBE
You: sobrang
Stranger: edi ikaw na po hahahaa
You: pogi points nun i guess
You: sorry na
You: :)) walang nakikipagunahan sakin sa rubiks dahil dyan
Stranger: marunong ka mag tong-its?
You: pero taena daming na aamazeballs pag nagsosolve ako blindfolded
You: ayun lang
You: hindi eh
You: :)))))
You: talo mo ako dyan
Stranger: hahahahaha oo.
Stranger: ex ko sa hs ang galing din sa rubiks cube.
Stranger: ewan ko ilang seconds yung kaya nya buuin
You: does he go to competitions
You: i dont
You: never been to one
You: kasi natuto lang ako mag rubiks 2nd year college
Stranger: meron pala? di naman sa classroom lang namin
You: rubiks cube natinal competitions mga ganun
Stranger: 2nd year highschool yan nauso eh
You: nerds haven
Stranger: ay talaga di ko alam
You: ako 2nd year college nagdala ako, madami nagpaturo
You: tapos biglang
You: yung mga tao kung san ko inumpisahan yun
You: parang biglang
You: halos lahat nagrurubiks cube na bigla
You: sa college
You: :))
Stranger: hahahahahaha grabe ang late nyo naman
You: di ako marunong eh
You: i started collecting cubes din
You: pero ngayon di na ako nag cucubes
You: inaral ko like 4x4, 5x5
You: btw if natutunan mo 4x4 and 5x5
You: kaya mo na lahat
You: kahit 17x17
Stranger: di ko alam yun haha
You: yun na yung limit to cubes
You: 5x5
You: kasi 3x3 beginner... 4x4 may bagong concept
You: 5x5 same as 4x4 kaso may color sya sa gitna kasi nga its odd number,
5
You: once you get to 6x6... isosolve mo sya the way you solve 4x4... may
dagdag na kulay lang so mas matagal
You: 7x7 is like 5x5 na mas matagal lang
Stranger: di ko alan yun. rubiks cube lang alam ko haha
You: 3x3 you mean?
You: hahahaha pero mas masaya padin mag solve ng 3x3
You: i mean ewan...baka first love kasi
Stranger: di ko din alam haha
You: hahahaha
You: sige na
You: baka gumagawa ka na ng list
You: reasons why im a virgin
You: 1. adik sa rubiks cube eh, nerd amputa
You: JOKE :))
Stranger: hahahaahha
Stranger: 1. judgemental
You: AO
Stranger: hahahaha
You: =))
You: AO
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: natawa ako dun
You: 1. judgemental
You: 2. adik sa rubiks cube eh, nerd amputa
Stranger: 2. ayaw sa mabuhok
You: OY
You: DI KO AYAW SA MABUHOK AH
You: judgemental ka din eh
Stranger: hahahahaaahaha
You: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: sinabi mo naman kanina
You: ineexpect ko naman na lahat ng babae may buhok
You: yung first time ko lang makakita ng actual pepe
You: syempre inisip ko kasi wala
You: so kaya ko sinabi nadissapoint ako
You: pero after nun
You: parang inisip ko nalang na lahat meron and there is nothing wrong with
that
Stranger: ano yung grade schooler hahahaha
You: what grade schooler?
You: nah, she was in college nga that time
Stranger: i mean wlang buhok kasi di pa nagreach ng puberty stage
You: well
You: HAHAHAHA
You: okay fine
You: pero di ko ayaw sa mabuhok ah
You: isip ka pa ng ibang rason para sa 3. kung bat virgin pa ako
Stranger: okay po direk
You: HAHAHA
Stranger: 3. ayaw magtry
You: awts
You: sige nga i wanna know 4.
You: tingnan ko kung masasaktan ako further
You: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: 4. marriage daw. last na yan
You: aw ang sakit
You: joke HAHAHAHA
You: okay im old fashioned
Stranger: sabi mo naman kasi din
You: pero nalilibugan din ako
You: mas gusto ko lang controlin
You: i want to be a gentleman
Stranger: pero pano yun. pano if di kayo compatible in bed? tapos kasal na
kayo?
You: paanogn di compatible?
Stranger: ewan. baka lang.
You: no i mean what does incompatible in bed mean?
You: the only incompatible na iniisip ko is... same sex i guess
Stranger: hahahahaha gago compatible pa din yun
You: kaya nga so what did you mean by di compatible
You: hahaha
Stranger: like parang di kayo match for it
Stranger: kasi may mga ganun din
You: di match?
You: go in to detail pls?
You: i mean if ganun
You: i think
You: ill have sex with
You: no problem
Stranger: i google mo nalang di ko ma explain hahaha
You: wait
You: saib
You: sabi daw
You: To add to what Claire and Elvind said, one of the best things to look for
in a partner is a sense of openness to a variety of experiences. Yes, it helps if
your needs mesh, but it is much more LIKELY that that will happen if you and
your partner do not each have only one or two ways to have real pleasure.
You: The other thing I would look for is someone who gets great enjoyment
out of pleasing their partner. My guy has always said that he gets greater
pleasure from giving me an orgasm than he gets from his own, and I feel the
same way toward him. It really helps increase compatibility, because we each
tend to enjoy what our partner likes simply because he/she likes it!
You: I dont think it will be a problem
Stranger: haha yeah
You: im not that shy in bed lol
Stranger: hahaha i see. confident eh
You: well idk... be unpredictable??
Stranger: siguro nga
You: well btw
You: di ka na virgin
You: i bet
You: kung ganun
You: its like
You: its no big deal na sayo yung thought of having sex
You: i mean youve experienced it
You: then siguro after some time its stale na
You: ganun ba yun?
Stranger: elaborate mo yung question
Stranger: please
You: when youe experienced it na... after some time does it feel stale na?
You: like di mo hanap hanap, halos nabawasan yung pang gigigil mo ganun
Stranger: yung sex?
You: yesr
Stranger: hindi. may times na you look forward to it, na you like to do it
Stranger: may times din na hindi
You: ohhh
You: still normal?
Stranger: yes.
You: ahhhhh
Stranger: truth is totoo ang sabi na masarap ang sex
You: okay
You: walang kasunod ya nan "pero"
You: hahahaha??
Stranger: hahaha wala na
You: haiz
You: well
You: i thought
You: you know
You: nalilibugan ako sometimes but i just take control
You: i dont get why its hard for
You: alam mo yung mga jeepney perverts
You: its like... they must be virgins?????
You: they need to experience sex or whatever
You: or baka talagang baboy lang talaga
Stranger: may libog na di na cocontain
You: i mean I see someone sexy, revealing iniisip ko na
You: "man I would like to fuck this girl"
You: i just look at her
You: for
You: 5 seconds
You: remember the look
You: and look away
You: pag nakalimutan ko anu itsura nya
You: tingin ako uli 5 seconds
You: and idk just reminisce the beauty
You: and look away
You: how hard is that
You: OR you know just remember her pagjakulan mo nalang sa bahay
You: BUT some they really need to like manilip, mang cat call, mang hipo
Stranger: sabog yata yung iba eh
You: di excuse yung "di macontain yung libog"
You: i mean you said it
You: may libog na di na cocontain
You: ang libog na di nacocontain lang naman is yung pag wala kang self
control which is your mistake
You: i mean what if may narape na babae tas ang reason nung lalake "di ko
macontain libog ko eh"
You: its not an excuse
You: sorry, biglang rant ako :)) hahahaha
You: i just want to vent it out
Stranger: hahaha right
You: :( sad
Stranger: buti may self control ka talaga
You: finefeed mo ego ko
You: kasi iniisip ko nalang na gentleman ako
You: girls feel safe around me
You: :))
Stranger: hahaha stay virgin until married direk
You: tangina mo :)) parang mock yan ah
You: or asar
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: tangina minsan nga gusto ko na nga makipag sex kasi #nofap ako eh
Stranger: pero totoo
You: #nofap is bawal lang naman magjakol pero kantutan pwede
You: anung totoo?
You: totoong mock?
You: ggrrr ka hahaha
Stranger: totoo na gusto mo after wedding diba
Stranger: hahahaha
You: di rin
You: naniniwala lang ako
Stranger: mahahappy si misis direk
You: pero di rin naman like gusto ko talaga yun
You: kasi nga I get urges
You: i jsut control the urges
You: i mean dude if like...
You: someone really hot
You: asked me
You: may consent
You: wala na di na ako virgin
Stranger: pero before di naman lagi namin ginagawa yun. kasi okay na kami
sa company ng isat isa
You: atlis di nga nagbabase sa sex yung rel
You: medyo gamitan yung klase ng ganung rel
You: wala bang love or something
You: you objectify each other lang
Stranger: oo. siguro twice a month
You: made me think tho
Stranger: depende din if safe ako or not
You: maybe di ko lang ginawa sa ex ko
You: because that time I know shes going to
You: i dunno
You: i know we wont ned happy
You: end*
You: i had the feeling na
You: shes clingy kasi
You: ganun
You: di nga ako makareply sa text kasi deadbatt
You: gago di ako kinausap
You: inisip nya may ibang girl ako kinakausap
Stranger: hahahaha for me ang importante is ang start and end of the day
You: :)
Stranger: di ako addict sa text
You: wala naman kasing FB messenger back in the day
You: kaya text tlaga
Stranger: oo nga naman
You: hey
You: any last thing you want to share
You: i think mag d DC na ako
You: its been fun talking to you
Stranger: hahaha wala na po
You: really?
You: what do you think of me as a person?
You: walang ganun?
You: HAHAHAHAHA
You: message? :))
Stranger: ako din nag enjoy kahit na inokray mo pati sex experience ko
You: sorry, Im just not experienced with that
Stranger: ay ganun. hahahaha
You: glad you kept an open mind tho
You: and di mo ako iniisip as a creep
Stranger: wag ka ng maduduwag please sana magconfess ka na
You: curious kid lang
You: oh...
You: okay :(
Stranger: hahaha sana di to makaabot kung saan saan.
You: yung anu?
You: makaabot yung what?
Stranger: this will be our big secret
Stranger: yung mga shinare ko
You: it wont :)
You: pero you're one colorful stranger
You: i mean almost every stranger is a new story
You: yours is just the highlight od the night
Stranger: yes. i agree
You: of the night*
Stranger: and the day
You: okay yeah, day talaga
You: i wont forget the stuff you told me tho
You: i learned a few
You: about idk, made me reflect on my life choices hahahaha
You: i learned a lot about sex din
You: mej
You: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: if okay lang sayo can i see your face sa fb or what
You: i thought you dont want to keep in touch?
Stranger: kasi baka id bumped into you someday
You: hala im scared bigla :))
Stranger: no. i just want to see you
You: okay lang
You: baka kasi anu... mapunta sa ibang place yung picture ko
Stranger: if okay lang naman. okay din if no
You: ehh... anonymous ka
Stranger: hahahaha
You: okay sige lang
You: is this the first time you asked how someone looks in omegle?
Stranger: okay ill respect tat
Stranger: yes hahaha
Stranger: youre my first ayeeeee hear heart ahahaha
You: maghahanap ako yung di ako masyado maiidentify
You: na picture
Stranger: hahahaha
You: oo bigla mabigay ko org pic eh
You: tas makikita mo pangalan ko
You: amp
Stranger: baka someday ikaw pala magbibuild ng house ko o kaya maging
director at least kilala kita kahit from afar lang na fan hahaha
Stranger: hahahaha wag na lang. its okay :)
You: https://scontent.fmnl4-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-
9/15726917_1562327020449988_1802145736379199362_n.jpg?oh=5a8223
558b5d6ae706fd249045077023&oe=59D0DE34
You: naghanap pa kasi
You: atat amp hahaha
You: naghanap ako yung medyo mukha akong stupid
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: you... can i see your face too?
Stranger: so parang ang unfair ko tuloy huhu
You: ehh... trust issue?
Stranger: kasi di ko ibibgay :((((((
You: hahahaha :(
Stranger: ahahaha yes.
You: this will be our secret
Stranger: sorrry talaga
Stranger: tapos binigay mo pa sayo
You: wait last beg nalang or idk
You: pero trust go both ways
You: i hoe i earned yours
Stranger: thank you. trust na ill keep this secret
You: and I will keep this a secret
You: and di na tayo magiging in touch after this
You: i dont know your name, and okay lang na di ko malaman
You: pls? hahaha
Stranger: hahahahahaha
Stranger: chin is my nickname
You: wait i did not ask for your name :))
Stranger: di alam ng llahat though
You: i just want to see nalang you din how you look like
You: maybe ill bump into you
Stranger: close friends and family lng tumatawag sa akin nyan
You: write your book
You: and ill keep that book
You: hahaha... pretty pls? :(
Stranger: im reallyy sorry pero medyo firm talaga ako sa mga decisions ko.
sorry talaga :((((
You: i shouldve used my org pic pala... mas gwapo ako dun... kaso may
name kai
You: kasi*
Stranger: hahahaha okay naman to
You: haizzz... okay :( i feel dissapointed pero wala eh ayaw mo talaga
You: hahahaha
Stranger: youre recognizable naman
Stranger: sorry na direk hahahaha
You: :(
You: oh well
Stranger: goodbye direk. stay a virgin until marriage pa din hahahaaha
You: i guess its bye then? btw my message for you is, sometimes you may
feel lost or inscure
You: pero just be confident
You: work hard towards your goal
Stranger: salamat. hahanapin ko talaga sino yang confident na yan
You: :)
You: byeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Stranger: bye
You: secret lang yung picture ko ah
You: :(
Stranger: ps youre gwapo by the way
Stranger: sure
You: WAG
You: AW
You: KINILIG AKO TANGINA MO KA
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: gegeh, secret lang ah :)
Stranger: asset mo nga ilong mo
You: madami nagsabi ng ilong kaya ko nasabi
You: never thought na oks pala ilong ko
Stranger: basta if makita mo ko nerdy type lang. typical, lowkey
You: you wear glasses ba?
Stranger: i wear glasses all the time
You: damn
You: iniisip ko nga yung recent crush ko
You: she wears goddamn thick glasses
You: pero di short hair
You: used to sport lang the short hair
Stranger: masyado nang sira mata ko sa kababasa
Stranger: hahahaha
You: yeahp... byee tangina ang sepanx natin ampiuta
You: HAHAHAHAHA\
Stranger: thank you. bumata din daw ako sa short hair look ko
You: lahat naman
You: thats why i prefer short hair
You: looks professional din
You: byeee
Stranger: parang secretary look lang din when wearing skirt
You: onga pala i lied sa umpisa about dLSu ako
You: i sent you my pic
You: halatang hindi pala
You: :))
You: trust issue lang
Stranger: oo nga
Stranger: sige. bye
You have disconnected.