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1 UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

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DISTRICT COURT
(SACU)
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US District Court (SACU) Notice Of Protective Judicial Stewardship &
4 Custody And Federal Judicial Expansion
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Case name: Publisher P. Publisher (name withheld for safety reasons) v. The Misanthropy Institute,
6 Misanthropy’s Ever Expanding Wings Report (a Narrative), Michael C. Chivulescu –
Case number: 120G-IC377
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Plaintiff(s)
8 X------------Z Publishing House (due to ) CASE ASSIGNED UNDER
the extreme sensitivity of this case, the ) EMERGENCY PROTECTION
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Court has granted to the Plaintiff for the ) RULES TO:
10 rest of these proceedings the protection ) HON. XXXXX XXXXXXXX
of the “Deeply Turmoiled & Distressed ) SACU DEPT.: CX-102
11 Publisher” nom-de-court), a business )
entity, on behalf of itself, of the )
12 American nation, of various American )
institutions, businesses, associations and )
13 countless other, either juridical or )
physical persons similarly aggrieved, )
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Doe 1 to Doe “N” including, )
15 v. )
Defendant(s) )
16 The Misanthropy Institute (an institute), )
Report (a narrative), Michael C. )
17 Chivulescu aka Author or Misanthropy )
Attractions, various associates and )
18 Partners, from Roe 1 to Roe “N”, )
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Including )

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NOTICE OF PROTECTIVE JUDICIAL STEWARDSHIP &
21 CUSTODY AND FEDERAL JUDICIAL EXPANSION
TO:
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Any and all American citizens born on this continent on or after
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1869, persons who have been naturalized after that date, of any legally
24 recognizable sex or gender, who maintain any legally recognizable form of
relationship with the United States of America, and who currently are, were, or
25 may be exposed to this book titled
“MISANTHROPY’S EVER-EXPANDING WINGS”,
26 either by direct speech, reference, allusion, hearsay, handwriting, traditional
print, electronic or psychic media, mere physical proximity,
27 or in any other conceivable manner or form.
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THE JUDICIAL NOTICE HEREIN WILL STATE AND
1 SUMMARIZE THE REASONS FOR WHICH

2 the present book and its Author have been brought


to this U.S. District Court where the Plaintiff prayed
3 for immediate and complete cease of its (book’s) publication
and for its (this book’s) and other pertinent materials’ immediate destruction
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under the theory of nation-wide, major, exceedingly grievous,
5 irremediable and generations-long lasting harm and damage,
AND IT (JUDICIAL NOTICE)
6 WILL STATE, SUMMARIZE & PUBLICIZE THE REASONS
for which it (this Court), after finding the Plaintiffs’ request legitimate, of great
7 urgency and public concern, it (this Court) still has allowed for its (this book’s)
(temporary) publication.
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10 THIS COURT, as it was gravely pondering this case, has became increasingly aware of
the steady accumulation of many other legal actions in many other legal venues across this
11 country, all said legal actions having this literary effort titled MISANTHROPY’S EVER-
EX-PANDING WINGS (hereinafter Literary Effort or Effort), as focus of an unusually
12 large spectrum of charges, all filed grievances invariably placing the Literary Effort’s
Author in the Defendant position, and all said disputes having been generated by the
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Literary Effort’s highly controversial and inflammatory content and representations.
14 UPON HEARING this Plaintiff’s (Deeply Turmoiled & Distressed Publisher’s) prayers,
moves and concerns aimed at blocking this Literary Effort’s materialization and
15 publication, concerns brought upon her by fears of liabilities generated by her involvement
in this venture, and, in a much, much greater and agonizing extent by the sense of duty
16 towards this nation, and after carefully studying the Literary Effort’s content, this Court has
found them (Plaintiff’s prayers & concerns) legitimate, the liability fears justified, and its
17 other, major concerns indeed warranted by this Effort’s malicious trampling on the
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American nation’s already severely lacerated public psyche, and as such, warranting a
vigorous regulatory answer.
19 HAVING REACHED such a sensitive point like the American nation’s lacerated
psyche, this Court will now first acknowledge and reiterate that it (this Court) has always
20 nurtured the strong conviction that Justice’s constant, permanent, fundamental and final
mission must be that of a national custodian or caretaker of this country’s well being,
21 mission to be accompli-shed through steady guidance and advancement along the rails of
Morality and Law the cohesion, harmony and ensuing prosperity of the American people
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and through tireless maintenance work done on all the levels of the scaffolds of Ethics,
23 Truth, Integrity & Thrift which surround the majestic edifice this country is.

24 NOW, AFTER HAVING PRESENTED this moral mission thing, this Court will again
state for the record that while it is on this very Court’s background of lofty judicial purposes
25 and pro-active moral national curatorial activities that the Deeply Turmoiled & Distressed
Publisher brought to the Justice’s attention her, so timely, anguished, justified and patriotic
26 prayers and warnings about the alarming prospect of national dissemination of the Literary
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Effort and of the calamitous consequences of this action upon this nation, it (this Court),
due to some lofty philosophical concerns which trump the just described, pro-active judicial
28 attitude (concerns which will be shortly addressed), has elected not to interfere with the
1 materialization and marketing of said Literary Effort for the period of time during which
the many other legal actions against the Effort and its Author achieve the due judicial
2 maturation, and the several government and private inquiries having as object of interest the
Effort (and various other facts revealed or implied by it), will coalesce in a collective legal
3 action very likely to lead to a final and severe judicial retribution against the Effort’s
Author sociopathic activities and wholesale mischief.
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5 IRRATIONAL EXUBERANCE MAY DESERVE scorn or chastisement, and


freedoms too excitedly exercised may deserve severe glances, yet this Author, in guise of
6 exposing the Nineties follies goes well beyond a wise man’s response to those
manifestations, irresponsibly yelling “fire!” in an overcrowded ballroom where the festive
7 harmonies have, unfortunately degraded in conflict, abuse and discord ― and no matter
how much our trying present days owe to the Nineties’ political excesses and acquisitive
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immoderation, the Author’s cruel revelations, without fixing the past, cannot but inflame
9 today’s frayed society and doom the timid hope shining ahead.

10 HEARTBREAKINGLY DIVIDED THIS COUNTRY, AMERICA was and is, this


sadist claims, the social tissue of this once proud nation being torn off by radicals whose
11 acts preclude any possibility of concord and harmony, her (alas! this once proud nation’s)
worthy history, traditions, mores, habits and aspirations having became simple disposable
12 rags at the hands of extremists, the chief political endeavors of political parties having been
reduced at just destroying overnight what the opponents have achieved during the previous
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day, her (once proud nation’s) institutions having became mere pathetic wards hosting
14 nothing but sleaze and partisan destructiveness, and, with the morals and all sense of
common good lost, her citizenry, frayed by the modernity’s corrosive assault, and battered
15 by globalism’s voracity have now either turned to devour one another, or plunged in wanton
pleasures’ all-dissolving chasm ― oh, yes, tragically astray, askew and floundering her
16 (this once proud nation’s) journey has became!
OH, YES, MY FRIENDS, heartbreakingly defenseless and riven by disunion this (once
17 proud) nation these days is, this sadist claims, days when hostile winds buffet her shores
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from all quarters of the planet, days when conspiracies and malevolence surround her, days
when foreign hostile forces, disguised as New Values and New Normalcy spare no effort for
19 gaining control of her abilities to defend herself and her citizens, and work for dismantling
her and make her (this once proud nation) a humble servant of the New World Order!
20 YES, MY FRIENDS, no effort is spared for taming her (this once proud nation) by
foreign hostile forces, and in this dismantling effort, this sadist claims, not little contribution
21 have many of our American fellows, who, enraptured by decadence’s mortal charms, have
abandoned their patriotic duties, allowing in that void to flourish our enemies’ sinister
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endeavor!
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OH, YES, IMMODERATE, WANTON, HEDONISTIC, lecherous, prodigal,
24 immodest, amoral, obnoxious, superficial, capricious, greedy, opportunistic, quarrelsome,
lewd, wicked, cacophonous, utterly confused and hopelessly irredeemable this (once proud
25 American nation) looks, sounds and acts along this Effort, this sadist claims, her (this once
proud nation’s) interests having degenerated in our times at their lowest, most lurid and
26 prurient essences, she (this once proud nation) now wasting her energies enthusiastically
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and single-mindedly strictly in activities of the basest sorts, this sadist claims!
YES, MY FRIENDS, activities of the basest sorts, this sadist claims ― she (this once
28 proud American nation) no longer allowing to be distracted from obsessive and relentless
1 sexual copulation is; she (this once proud nation) manically engaged in querulous and
vindictive conduct of the grossest and most repugnant nature is; she (this once great nation)
2 unpredictably oscillating between frantic episodes of showing each other their new cellular
phones and yapping in them, phones, and trance-like moments of contemplation of illusory
3 ownership of shiny plastic cards is; she (this once proud nation) passionately and constantly
preoccupied by consuming and dissemination of gossip of the basest kind is; she (this once
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proud nation), lost in uncritical contemplation of political besmirching and destruction
5 schemes is; she (this once proud nation) constantly plunged in a mindless buying frenzy of
little shiny things, sunglasses, of countless other trinkets with toggles, SUVs and other
6 unnecessary and normally humiliating stuff (hereinafter ‘stuff’) is; she (this once great
nation), lost in trivial, fleeting, superficiality and vacuity is; she (this once proud nation)
7 wasting most of their share of the priceless time bestowed upon them by nature’s generosity
goggling at TV screens, watching American Idol or reality shows of Hollywoodesque
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Himalayesque ineptitude is; she (this once proud nation), terminally hypnotized by the
9 Entertainment’ repulsive gods is; she (this once proud nation) absurdly accommodating the
ugly, the foul, and the perversion is; she (this once great nation) loud, superstitious,
10 credulous, frivolous and constantly swinging from tides of irrational exuberance to
unexplainable fits of anger is; she (this once great nation) relentlessly, publicly and
11 tirelessly exposing their bared lactation glands, evacuation orifices, reproduction-copulation
/slots-bulbous protuberances and other unseemly bared body parts to ecstatic fellow citizens
12 is; she (this once proud nation) when happening to lack an (always appreciative) audience
for said abominations, eagerly projecting them, abominations to the appalled Cosmos via
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distressed electro-magnetic waves is, this sadist claims!
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AND DESPICABLE PREY to this shameful, general and frenzied disorientation, this
15 sadist claims, she (this once proud nation), clearly less and less able to govern itself is, oh,
yes, my fellow Americans, yes, yes, yes ― and as sinister, malevolent domestic and foreign
16 tentacles have wrestled her helm and sails ropes, she (this once proud nation) sinking deeper
and deeper in reprehensible, quarrelsomeness, frivolity, frippery, greed, tripe, exhibitionism,
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abomination and ignominy is, this sadist claims, the ominous signs of an enormous, drastic,
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incoming punishment wantonly being ignored!

19 INDEED, only the simple enumeration of these odious and despicable ways and habits
would bring tears in the eyes of the, dwindling numbers as they are, decent, law-abiding,
20 patriotic and God fearing Americans! Yet the keen research, comprehensive body of
observati-ons, access at highly classified scientific and governmental sources, together with
21 the demo-nic talents of the Literary Effort’s Author and his formidable gift for articulating
larger, mind boggling visions which contain myriad of vile, yet so convincing! smaller
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etchings, churn even more poison on our contemporaries’ already lacerated psyches,
23 psyches which simply cannot be expected to withstand the Effort’s rendering of our times
and us ― vision so merciless, so discouraging, so humiliating and so paralyzing that it
24 indeed makes the present Effort an extreme and immediate societal menace, challenging the
very survival of the American nation. Yes, sadistically and gleefully goes the Author on,
25 unveiling misery, ugliness and abjection seeping from under all and any human enterprise
occurring around, and this to an unbearable cumulative and persuasive effect, putting the
26 feelings and sanity of the decent American folk in great jeopardy and our society under
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disintegration’s sign!

28 YES, EXTRAORDINARY AND DEEPLY PERNICIOUS effects the reading of this


1 Effort has, and the Court will confess here that right now, as it (the Court) is editing in her
(Court’s) chambers the present NOTICE OF PROTECTIVE JUDICIAL STEWARD-
2 SHIP & CUSTODY AND FEDERAL JUDICIAL EXPANSION after today’s latest
hearing of this matter, it (the Court) is doing it with teary eyes and trembling hands, while in
3 the courthouse, this hearing’s audience who haven’t fainted yet are still loudly wailing and
crying, wringing their hands, Mrs. Odette (the clerk) is uncontrollably sobbing and
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mumbling strange words to herself, apparently having lost her senses, and deputy sheriff
5 Gonzales lies on the floor, felled by a dementia attack which made him leave behind him
five sad orphans and an ever-grieving widow, this brave man ― oh, friends, friends, my
6 fellow Americans! Is this abysmal condition we have reached the one in which we’ll wallow
for the ages to come?
7 WHAT CAN WE say more? Well ― if this could bring some solace to your wounded
feelings, pride and patriotism, we (this Court) can and will now inform you that this Effort’s
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encompassing, all-dissolving and corroding descriptions are not limited only at this (once
9 proud) American nation, but often have the entire planet in their scope, displaying with a
jubilant glee an idiotic, resembling and outdoing us world, which is enthusiastically aping
10 us (once proud Americans), from stumbling around in britches lowered to the knees, to
piling up debts in this mindless, reprehensible debauchery of base senses, vanities,
11 quarrelsomeness and acquisitiveness, planet-wide grotesque Saturnalia swarming with ugly,
vociferous, vain, quarrelsome and irredeemable buffoons, gross Saturnalia which has
12 deservedly gained the utmost contempt and derision of the larger Cosmic community!
ALAS, while this Court for long and sadly has also been staring at the irreversible
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descent of this (once proud) American nation in ignominy, it (this Court) also can and is
14 willing to concur with the observation that the rest of the world is in an even more pathetic
shape than we are (the countries of Haiti, Mauritania, Zimbabwe, Londonistan, Italsudania,
15 Franceghrebia, Germanistan or Burma come to mind as good examples). Yet, unfortunately,
this situation doesn’t simplify the Court’s position in our painful matter, where the Court,
16 after finding the Deeply Turmoiled & Distressed Publisher’s legal prayers and requests
legitimate, of national interest and of great urgency, it (this Court) has found also itself
17 tragically caught between the Scylla’s temptation of trying to hide or smother in the name of
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the (unfortunately, so comple-tely undeserving) public interest the Literary Effort’s
devastating revelations (an ethically unacceptable position), and the Caribda of allowing
19 them, terrible revelations, be wholesale dumped over the heads of this wretched and godless
nation (and equally worthless planet), and so creating the conditions for even worse
20 confusion, discord, commotion, anarchy and disturbance in this country and elsewhere,
situation doubtlessly further nurturing the vile spectrum of active flaws, wickedness, vices
21 and barbarity this human race is so abundantly en-dowed with, and as such nothing but
fulfilling Misanthropy Attractions’ sociopathic visions presented in this Effort.
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INDEED a harsh predicament, this Court’s clashing philosophical choices! Yet it is this
23 very predicament, together with the procedural duty of allowing the other, accumulating,
mentioned legal actions and inquiries concerning the Literary Effort and its Author to reach
24 the required judicial maturation for the incoming and likely severe prosecutorial action
against him (Author) which have inspired this Court to design a novel legal way for
25 handling this painful matter, legal approach which will ensure the survival of the primacy of
the higher, pure juridical principle of “Truth Revealed” regardless of its eventual (and
26 doubtlessly harsh) consequences, therefore allowing for the Effort’s further being printed
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and marketed, while also providing for a temporizing, softening complement of this “Truth
Revealed” doctrine, softening complement meant to somehow, temporary alleviate the
28 Effort’s mentioned, terrible revelations ― this legal approach designed by this Court for
1 this particularly sad case being a set of binding publishing instructions to be observed by
both Defendant and Plaintiff, i.e., Misanthropy Attractions and Deeply Turmoiled &
2 Distressed Publisher.
3 THESE PUBLISHING INSTRUCTIONS which attempt to maintain under control this
ugly, Literary Effort developing situation for the immediate future on the entire continental
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territory of the United States and its (United States’) overseas possessions must be duly
5 observed under severe penalty by all involved parties and are the following:
I) WHILE the Court agrees with the Deeply Turmoiled & Distressed Publisher’s legal
6 actions and prayers which have shown that the publication of this Literary Effort in the
present form is likely to have very strong negative consequences upon the Plaintiff’s
7 business reputation, as well as some greatly disruptive social consequences upon the
American society and elsewhere, it (the Court) has rejected the Plaintiff’s request to allow
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him to exit the binding contract between her, Deeply Turmoiled & Distressed Publisher
9 and Misanthropy Attractions or alter, modify or delete passages of Literary Effort’s text
deemed by her (and acknowledged as such by this Court), as intently sociopathic, grossly
10 and dangerously irresponsible and posing great perils to the national well-being and
interests, and has ordered her (Deeply Turmoiled & Distressed Publisher) to continue to
11 cooperate with Misanthropy Attraction in the reduced form of printing liaison, facilitator
or executor, leaving the performing of all and any further editorial services to
12 Misanthropy Attraction’s malefic talents and nasty discretion;
II) HOWEVER, due to the grave public commotion which will very likely follow the
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Effort’s publishing, and in order to further soften the impact of the Effort’s revelations, the
14 Court found necessary to have their (Publisher’s and Author’s) voices, claims and
concerns displayed right in this book itself, in this very present section which, because its
15 purpose is to be slapped around this Literary Effort’s hairy, unseemly mid-part of the body
compulsively, unstoppably baring itself,
16 A) shall be titled JUDICIAL LOINCLOTH Attempting to Obscure the Shocking Sight
of the Unseemly Literary-Philosophical Elements of the Present Narrative, and
17 which,
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B) will contain the following exhibits:
 Exhibit A: The present, Court’s NOTICE OF PROTECTIVE JUDICIAL STE-
19 WARDSHIP & CUSTODY, AND FEDERAL JUDICIAL EXPANSION which
warns the unsuspecting American readers who might fall for purchasing this Literary
20 Effort about the abovementioned, pending & serious legal situation;
 Exhibit B: The PUBLISHER’S PRAYER FOR VIGOROUS JUDICIAL IN-
21 TERVENTION & LEGAL ACTION AND DISCLOSURE OF MOTI-
VATIONS, REBUTTAL & DISCLAIMER, which will present to the American
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Readers the reasons behind Publisher’s attempt to stop the Effort’s dissemination
23  Exhibit C: The AUTHOR’S LETTER OF APPEASEMENT & WARRAN-TIES
TO THE APPREHENSIVE AMERICAN READER which will present to the
24 American reader the Author’s view on this matter for exonerating him,

25 … and, as a last point of this judicial order, in an attempt to provide the American
citizenry with an (alas! hopefully cathartic) vision of Justice’ discouraged struggle for
26 injecting a minimal degree of decency and dignity in this ugly, nation encroaching and
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deeply humiliating MISANTHROPY”S EVER EXPANDING WINGS affair, this Court
has:
28 III) selected from said work’s body several situations and representations deemed (by
1 the Court) as being highly illustrative for the Effort’s intently antisocial, acute wickedness
and exceedingly incendiary and irresponsible content (representations selected regardless
2 their [representations’] current judicial status, that is, regardless whether they
[representations] have been brought or not [elsewhere/yet] to Justice’ severe attention by a
3 plaintiff or another), then the Court has instructed Misanthropy Attractions to:
A) flag them, irresponsible representations, in the body of the Effort’s text,
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B) then to integrate in the Literary Effort’s explanative apparatus some unambiguous,
5 (Misanthropy), pertinent, comprehensive, justificative and apologetic comments
notes in which, he
6 a) will address each of the selected incendiary passages and explain in non-un-
certain terms to the American reader the origin(s) of that or that particular
7 inflammatory representation,
b) and whether (and how) that particular representation makes for (or not) the
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substance of a current legal action against Misanthropy Attractions and this
9 Effort elsewhere, this legal action attempting to limit the damage done to this
nation (and to the few other, small islands of civilization left on this planet), by
10 the content of said findings and representations,
c) allowing the Deeply Turmoiled & Distressed Publisher to participate in these
11 explanative apparatus notes (in case she, Deeply Turmoiled & Distressed
Publisher chooses to do so), with her own rebuttals or critical observations which
12 could further alert the American reader about the grave implications (or of the
tenuousness) of the Author’s findings and irresponsible representations.
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d) and to insert in the body of this Narrative an updated notice which will bring
14 to the Readers;’ attention the (constantly expanding) list of Plaintiffs in this
matter(s), as of the date of the print.
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Dated: 09/10-2008, BY THE ORDER OF THE COURT
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Signed: /s/ Susan Weber
17 The Honorable Susan Weber
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Judge of the United States District Court

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DO NOT CALL OR WRITE TO THIS COURT REGARDING
21 THIS SCANDALOUS, DEVELOPING MATTER.
IN THE LIKELY CASE THE INDIGNANT AMERICAN CITIZENRY
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HAS NEW, PERTINENT OR SUPPORTING INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE IN
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MISANTHROPY”S EVER EXPANDING WINGS/ “LITERARY EFFORT”
24 MATTER,THE NEW EVIDENCE
SHOULD BE DIRECTED TO YOUR U.S. CONGRESS OR SENATE
25 REPRESENTATIVE(S)
OR TO THE, RESPECTIVELY, U.S. CONGRESS AND SENATE INTELLIGENCE
26 COMMITTEES, NASA, CIA, FBI, AND OTHER ADEQUATE INSTITUTIONS.
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