Beruflich Dokumente
Kultur Dokumente
THE
JULY 2017
Th e Best of t h e Dai l y Dou bl e
Vol u m e 48A, Ju l y 2017
Wr iter s: Editor s:
Walker ?Woctor ? Adam s Walker ?Inhum an? Ander son VII
Rachel ?Lit? Alper t-W isnia Adr ianna ?Bad Egg? Br ow n
Kier a ?Shakir a? Akus Ben ?Bee Boy? Boyd
Raluca ?Squir r el Victim ? Ar nautu Jake ?The Snake? Goldber g
Gr iffin ?Young Gr iff ? Atw ood RJ ?Locked Out of Foster Hall? M or r ison
Hazel ?Rainbow ? Bar zilay Laur en ?Por k? Pollock
Anthony ?Riff Pickle? Bor r elli M addie ?That Gir l? Vanech
Ram sey ?Gir affe? Br eslau M ichael ?Wum bo? Watson
Lily ?Uber A? Br inkm an
Car oline ?Hufflepuff ? Cole Cover Ar t:
Casey ?M ookie? Cor cor an Nina Kahn
Benjam in ?Thr eat Level M idnight? Dennison Photojour nalism Class
Fr eya ?Fr ey Fr ey? Deyo
Stephen ?Fitzie? Fitzpatr ick
Special Thanks:
Ben ?Nico D?Angelo? Fogler
Aar on Gelb
Geffr ey ?Sneezy? Fr iedm an
Roxanne Aur ism a
Roxanne ?M r s. M ojo? Glassenber g
Desi
Gr ace ?Lt. Kaffee? Gor don
Pr intsm ith Needham
M ia ?Bat Victim ? Gor don
Eli ?The Bidoof ? Gr assi
Jacob ?Genius? Gr assi
Nina ?The Legend? Kahn
Calvin ?Tank Engine? Kocher
Gabe ?Kang? Levine
Ottavia ?Tav? Lodovico
M ar ia ?Lasagna? M oisuc
Ciar an ?Slugger ? M ur phy
Hannah ?Kodos? Nam ini
Leila ?Cinnam on Buns? New m an
Piper ?Kitty Cat? New m an
Ar iel ?H8er ? Reinstein
Sydney ?Paw pr int? Robinow
Kaia ?Kool Gir l? Robinson
Oscar ?ALL CAPS? Wallenstein
Colin ?W ings? Walsh
Photojour nalists:
Stella ?Stellar ? Cahill
Chr istopher ?Gags? Gagliar di
Kate ?Gr eta? Ger w ig
Hannah ?Banana? Ir eland
Zoe ?Scotty? Labadie
Isabella ?The Kid? Lazar o-Ger e
Nathan ?M addie?s Br other ? Vanech
Colin ?W ings? Walsh
Fi r st Day of Cam p M u si n gs
By The M ost Wonder ful and Ter r ifying Roxanne V.
Glassenber g
And so, w ith best w ishes, I send you on your w ay. Have a gr eat
sum m er.
Th e Dai l y Dou bl e i s i n dan ger , an d so Th e Su gar Scan dal
ar e you By Sydney (Donut) Robinow & Julia W
By Nico Di An-gello (not a m istake)
Om ar , sw eet, innocent Om ar ? .or so it seem s. In
Cam per s, I w r ite this ar ticle w ith Exper im ental Baking (per iod 1) w e have a botched
gr ow ing fear. The Daily Double is being baker y boon. He has fr ozen our br ow nies, sabotaged our
used? .BY THE ILLUM INATI! Deep sw eets, stolen the sugar , and fiddled w ith the flour ! W hat
w ithin the ar ticles cam per s w r ite, ther e w ill he do next? We advise cam per s to act w ith caution
ar e coded m essages to the spies her e at ar ound the food fiasco. Take your stash, take your sw eets,
CRCAP telling them w hat to do next. and hide your honey, or else you w ill be in a sticky
The com puter s ar e specifically m ade to situation. Suspicious char acter s, like Walker , should be
contr ol the cam per s m inds, and then avoided. Om ar can also be char ged w ith locking the
give them ideas. I w as once par t of this, cabinets and for cing us to have access to only a select
but I w as able to br eak fr ee fr om the am ount of ingr edients. We bake in the har shest
com puter ?s gr asp. I see the plot now , conditions! We hope this helps w ith your sugar y safety.
and I know w ho these spies ar e. AVOID Stay safe cam per s.
THEM AT ALL COSTS ONCE YOU HAVE
READ THIS. TRUST NO ONE.
CAM PERS W HO LI KE EVI L-DEM ON SLANG TALK BE
People not to tr ust: AWARE!
1. David Baler helps Sar ah D'Angelo
contr ol cam per s?m inds w ith her You Gosh dar n cam per s ar e no talk in sang no m or e
fr iendship br acelets Or else I w ill M ake sum m a m elt your ice cr eam
2. All the Advice Colum nists: they ar e ?Cause I ain?t gonna be toler atin?that stuff no
also using the advice they give to m or e
im plant ideas that w ill eventually cause If M e catches you talkin?anda m ock?n in slang talk
the illum inati to dom inate the galaxy you gonna tur n into a couch potater for r ealziez
3. Om ar uses food to poison cam per s Just get zonked alr eads, and just r em ebah ya unca
and m ake them so r elaxed they can?t is gonna m ake ya stop yah slang talk
fight back against the illum inati w hen Sop just sighn yah john hancock her e _______or
the tim e com es to go to w ar you?ll be tur ned into a scr ew ed up piece o?cake
4. Aar on uses the cow bell to infect
cam per s w ith deadly diseases like Singed, Da M ayah and da Wakea
m alar ia, scar let fever , and, if you'r e
lucky, ser ious aches and pains that
m ake it r eally har d to w alk . I w as
actually hit by the disease. Luckily, I I n t er v i ew w i t h Dav i d Bal er
pulled thr ough. Inter view ed by Fr eya and Kier a
5. TINA: their guitar act causes cam per s
to think so har d about it that they Q: W hat?s your full name?
becom e entr anced by it) A: David Hair y Baler
6. Amy uses M ojo to hypnotize cam per s
w ith his cuteness Q: How old are you?
7. Kelsey does the sam e thing w ith A: 20
Olive
Q: Do you like working here?
These people w ill likely r ead this ar ticle A: Yes! I enjoy it!
soon and see it. Rem em ber , if they ask
you about it, just change the subject Q: W hat?s your favorite part of camp?
and w alk aw ay. This is a m atter of life A: The cam per s?cr azy ar t w or k (And Chipw iches!)
and death. As of now , this cam p
becom es a w ar zone. Pr epar e for Q: W hat do you want to change about camp?
dr am a only seen befor e in Jur assic A: Cam p all year , not just in sum m er
Par k . Sadly, I w ill not be her e to tell you
w ho the new spies ar e next session, but Q: W hat do you like about the chipwiches?
I?m sur e you can sur vive. Good luck! A: I like the textur e and they r em ind m e of my childhood
APPETITE FOR
Dest r u ct i on Ti m et abl e Fi r st Per i od Ju n e
27t h
By Nico Di Angelo And Sam m i J.
Stella Cahill
Chr istopher Gagliar di
Kate Ger w ig
Hannah Ir eland
Zoe Labadie
Isabella Lazar o-Ger e
Nathan Vanech
Colin Walsh
Am er i ca?s Heal t h Car e Si t u at i on Ex pl ai n ed
By Kaia Robinson
1. This is the m ost im por tant one: the Im per ial System (I just found out that this is w hat inches, pounds,
feet etc ar e called). Like, w hy?? The r est of the w or ld uses m eter s, celsius, kilogr am s, but not Am er ica
and it ticks m e off that I can?t say for exam ple how long I need som ething to be BECAUSE YOU DON?T
KNOW M ETERS OR CENTIM ETERS. I can?t say my height (w hich I r ecently found out that is 5?6?), my
w eight (now I know that i have 123 pounds and 55 kilos), the tem per atur e outside. Too har d for m e.
2. Water fountains ever yw her e you go ar e the coolest things, I m ean w e have them too, but her e ar e so
m any and I love that.
3. I have no idea w hat a slushie is so I w ill have som eone to explain because appar ently ther e is a 7/11
day about it and ever yone talked about it and I had no idea.
4. W hy is ever yone so obsessed w ith Ham ilton?? I listened to the songs, they ar e cool, but ever ybody
loves it and I am a bit confused w hen they talk about it.
5. You guys have the best ice cr eam (after Italy) w ith so m any w eir d flavor s. So, like 2 days befor e ice
cr eam social I tasted for the fir st tim e cookie dough ice cr eam and I love it, but my favor ite is Dippin?
Dots chocolate chip cookie dough, that thing is so so so good.
* also the ice cr eam tr ucks that ar e cool and w e don?t have*
6. Your anim als ar e aggr essive, like your squir r els ar e little dem ons that eat souls and destr oy things,
our squir r els ar e soft and cute and love w hen you feed them or som e even let you pet them .
7. I?ve lear ned in BIG (the spor t class for the ones that don?t know ) som e ver y cool gam es like: captur e
the flag, dodgeball, m anhunt, w allball and kickball (kickball is my favor ite). These ar e ver y fun gam es
to play if you have fr iends that like to go outside (or that even leave the house som etim es).
These ar e one of som e things that I like or don?t get in Am er ica, also if you w ant to explain m e w hat?s
Ham ilton I w ill listen ever y single tim e (3 people tr ied to explain it to m e and I still don?t get it).
Spor t s Gu ys Pt .2
By The Spor ts Guys
Today?s focus is the AL Centr al. The Cleveland Indians lead by half a gam e in this division (No
sur pr ise), but the r eal sur pr ise is the M innesota Tw ins w ith a 39 - 36 r ecor d. If you?r e follow ing and
this is your fir st season w atching the w hole M LB, this is shocking because the Tw ins finished 59 - 103
last year , only 38 losses shor t of the m ost losses in a season (set in 1899 by the Cleveland Spider s, an
ancestor of the Indians). The centr al is only separ ated by 7 gam es, w hich could also play a factor. On to
the next team , the Royals ar e in thir d place r ight now w ith 37-38 r ecor d. This is a little below .500, but
they ar e only 2.5 gam es back fr om fir st place. They?r e not close to the Wor ld Ser ies caliber , but they
have som e talent. In 4th place ar e the Detr oit Tiger s. This is a huge sur pr ise also, as the Tiger s w ill
often contend for the Centr al. It w ill likely be a deciding factor in this packed division. And, in 5th
Place, the Chicago W hite Sox com ing into action on June 28 w ith a 33 - 43 r ecor d. They w ill likely not
contend, like the Tiger s, but ther e is hope for the futur e w ith Yoan M oncada, M ichael Kopech, and Luis
Alexander Basabe in their far m system , all com ing fr om the Chr is Sale tr ade fr om the Red Sox. Along
w ith these nam es, the W hite Sox ar e being pushed to sign a big nam e fr ee agent by sever al Chicago
sour ces. Ther e is little hope for the next couple year s, but the W hite sox could contend in year s to
com e.
Also, please r em em ber to subm it your spor ts questions to our advice colum n in our Red Pocket
in the hallw ay that leads to the Activity Center locker r oom s. We?d r eally appr eciate it.
UPDATES:
* The Tam pa Bay Rays have lost their playoff spot after the M innesota Tw ins w on a few gam es against
the Cleveland Indians.
* The Red Sox also have gained a 1 gam e lead over the Yankees as of June 28! This is gr eat new s,
especially since w e w on 9-2. This m eans that the Red Sox ar e star ting to gain m om entum and be m or e
consistent, w hich hopefully can lead to a deep r un in October.
* The Flor ida Gator s baseball team w on the 2017 College baseball Wor ld Ser ies. Congr ats!
* Yasiel Puig?s 1 gam e suspension for a gestur e has now been r escinded to a donation to char ity.
* The Nationals stole a team r ecor d 7 bases in a 6 - 1 w in over the Cubs last night. This r esulted in the
Cubs r eleasing M iguel M onter o after the gam e due to the com m ents he m ade about the star ter in that
gam e, Jake Ar r ieta.
* Tim Tebow , a M ets far m hand and for m er NFL Quar ter back, has been pr om oted to the St. Lucie M ets.
He also has alr eady hom er ed.
* John Far r ell m issed Tuesday?s gam e w hile ser ving a 1 gam e suspension for his ejection ar guing a
balk, called on Fer nando Abad, on Satur day Night.
M LB TRADE RUM ORS
* The Br aves ar e inter ested in m aking a tr ade for both Chr is Ar cher and Jose Quintana
* Sur pr ise! Justin Ver lander m ay hit the tr ade m ar ket w ithin 2 w eeks!
* Ger r it Cole has dr aw n inter est fr om the Astr os and the Yankees
* The Astr os ar e also inter ested in Jose Quintana and Sonny Gr ay.
RED SOX TRADE RUM ORS
* The Red Sox have been linked to Johnny Cueto and Sonny Gr ay in r ecent r epor ts.
* The Sox have also been looking at 3B M ike M oustakas
* Both the Red Sox and the Yankees have been looking into M ar lins 3B M ar tin Pr ado
* The Red Sox have been scouting 3B Todd Fr azier , also.
One of the biggest pr oblem s in Am er ican politics is new s Do you like squir r els? I
sour ces and their r eliability. One of the m or e pr om inent sour ces used to say ?Yes? to this question,
in today's new s is CNN. The com pany has been in hot w ater but som ething changed my
r ecently. W hether it is about w r iting about stor ies and leads that m ind!
they know w ill go now her e, blackm ailing (unconfir m ed), or One m or ning I w as on my
using questionable sour ces to jum p to conclusions. A big phone w hen I hear d it! The
question w e have been asking our selves is if CNN should r em ain scr atching! I fr eaked out at fir st
on the ?good new s sour ces? poster in CRCAP. and I alm ost dr opped my phone,
W hile they have been said to r elease valid new s (m ost of but then the noise stopped. The
the tim e), they also have r eleased untr ue facts that can silence w as m aking m e feel
som etim es even contr adict their pr evious view s. Should this be extr em ely tense, but after a few
acceptable? After all, w e all m ake m istakes and jum p to m inutes I w as on my phone
conclusions, but shouldn?t a big com pany like CNN be able to fact again. Then I hear d som ething
check? Should CNN be held accountable for their actions? We again! The br eaking glass! The
have to note that in som e of the exam ples, CNN isn?t cr eating noise w as sur ely fr om
false facts, it?s that they ar e leaving cer tain aspects out of their dow nstair s, I had no doubt. I
new s or em phasizing other par ts. decided to w ait. M aybe this w as
CNN has the r ight to fr eedom of pr ess, but do they have all my im agination! But I w as
the r ight to deceive view er s? I do not think that CNN should be w r ong. So m any w eir d sounds
on the ?good new s sour ces? at CRCAP as the facts that cam per s w er e com ing fr om dow nstair s
m ight get m ay be tw isted or even com pletely false. and the scr atching at my w indow
star ted again! I couldn?t take it
anym or e. I had to know w hat
Un t i t l ed Docu m en t
w as happening.
So, slow ly, I appr oached
This is an untitled docum ent. (Duh.) Don?t even bother to
the w indow and I saw a big hair y
r ead it. It is a w aste of your tim e.But, if you ar e r eading this
m onster w ith teeth as shar p as
ar ticle, I am ver y pr oud of you for not listening to my com m ents
knives. She looked at m e and I
about how you should not r ead this ar ticle. (See? This ar ticle is
felt extr em ely scar ed, but she
a w aste of your tim e! I haven?t even gotten to the point yet! How
jum ped aw ay. I r ealized w hat
do you even know if ther e is a point?!?!)
w as happening! Our house w as
At this point in my ar ticle (that is a w aste of your tim e,
under attack . And the enemy
that you should not bother to r ead, and that I haven?t even got
w as the squir r el ar my (and by
to the point in yet) I do not know w hat to w r ite about. I could
ar my I m ean tw o or thr ee
w r ite about alpacas, I could w r ite about m e not know ing w hat
squir r els). I car efully opened my
to w r ite about (w hich is w hat I am doing r ight now ), or I could
door. Dow nstair s w as quiet.
even keep telling you not to r ead this ar ticle, but nothing seem s
Br ave, but scar ed, I decided I had
r ight.
to check if the squir r el w as still
I have an idea!!!! I w ill w r ite about w hy it feels like I
in the house. W hen I got in the
should not w r ite about alpacas, m e not know ing w hat to w r ite
living r oom I could see the m ess
about, or m e telling you not to r ead this ar ticle!!!!!!
the squir r el m ade. The kitchen
* #1 I w ill not w r ite about alpacas because they w ill cause the
w as devastated too. Then I saw
alpacalypse!!!!!!
how she could get in and out. She
* #2 I w ill not w r ite about m e not know ing w hat to w r ite about
chew ed her w ay thr ough one of
because now I do!!!!!
the w indow scr eens. I felt
* #3 I w ill not keep telling you not to r ead this ar ticle because 1.
r elieved that she left, but I w ill
You should, because it is a good ar ticle. And 2. I said it enough
never for get this squir r el
ear lier in the ar ticle.
am bush!
Well folks, that concludes my ar ticle that you should not have
I w ould like to add the
bother ed to r ead, is a w aste of your tim e, and that I just r ecently
fact that this stor y is absolutely
got to the point in!!!! Gotta go!! The alpacalypse is star ting!!!!!!!
tr ue and it happened a few days
ago. So the m or al of my stor y is...
Sincer ely,
squir r els ar e not cute!
Oscar Wallenstein
How t o Fi sh
By Leila N.
Hello am azing people (and Walker ) today w e This is an ar ticle about how to r educe
ar e going to a Cats vs. Dogs inter view. Piper bor edom .
talking: I know m ost of you like dogs better Ingr edients:
than cats, but if you actually like cats better - Backyar d
than dogs, don?t choose dogs just because - Outdoor outlet
your fr iend does! - TV, Ipod/Iphone 1s/1 2s/2 3s/3 4s/4 5s/5
6s/6 7s/7 8
Her e is Piper ?s list of r easons w hy you should - A m om to tell you to play outside
vote for cats!!!
1.Ever yone likes dogs better than cats and Steps:
poor cats ar e left out! W hy don?t you just give 1. Wait for your m om to tell you to go outside
them a chance? 2. Slip your scr een into your pocket
2. Cats ar e fun to play w ith! I should know 3. Go to your outdoor outlet and enjoy!
because my cat jum ps off the r oof! Tr ue fact! Hopefully this w ill r educe your bor edom !
3. Cats ar e ster eotyped for being evil and
m ean cr eatur es but they'r e actually kind and
gentle!
4. Cats love to cuddle but ever yone thinks cats
ar e going to bite or scr atch them ! By the w ay, Oscar ?s list of r easons w hy you should vote for
that's not going to happen folks! dogs:
5. Dogs have big, w et, slobber y kisses, but cats 1. Puppies ar e w ay cuter than kittens!
have gentle kisses w ith their tongue or nose! Leila: Puppies ar e cute, but so ar e kittens. I
Or eyes! think that puppies and kittens ar e tied for
Oscar : BIG SLOBBERY KISSES CAN BE cuteness.
GOOD!!!!! 2. Dogs can play gam es, but cats don?t!
Piper : This is my ar ticle, not your s! Piper : Cats play gam es!
Leila: Big slobber y kisses ar e also bad. Oscar : W hen w as the last tim e you saw a cat
6. Cats ar e gr eat pets if you just give them a catching a fr isbee in it?s m outh?
chance. Piper : W hen w as the last tim e you saw a dog
Oscar : Dogs can be good pets too! clim bing a fence to catch a m ouse hm m ? ?
Piper : Yes they can, but ever ybody dr ools over 3. Dogs like people m or e than cats do.
dogs, causing cats to live in the shadow s. Piper : Well excuse m e, but do you have a
7. Cats can be sassy if you like that! br ain?
Oscar : Ser iously? Oscar : You ar e the br ainless per son!
Piper : Yeah, ser iously! 4. M or e people ar e aller gic to cats than dogs.
8. If you like cats WAY better than dogs her e is Piper : Ar e not!
a fun r hym e! Cats r ule dogs dr ool! Oscar : I?m aller gic to cats!
9. Kittens, in M Y opinion, ar e WAY cuter than Leila: So w hat!? It does not m ean that you have
puppies? Okay I have to adm it puppies ar e to not like them or be m ean to them !!!!!!!!!!!
pr etty dar n cute? but still please vote for 5. Dogs ar e faster than cats!
cats. Piper : No they?r e not.
Leila: I agr ee w ith piper. Leila: Cheetahs ar e faster than any kind of dog.
10. Cats ar e r eally fun to cuddle w ith on r ainy Also, have you seen my cat r un w hen she is
days. Her e?s a funny stor y: One day, I w ent to scar ed?!
the cat br eeder to check out cats and ther e Oscar : I m eant dom estic dogs and cats and,
w er e these tw o cats that had a door anyw ays, that?s all folks!
separ ating them and they hated each other
and they w er e m aking all of these r eally P.S. Ther e w ill be a voting pocket in the athletic
funny noises. center so you can vote cats vs dogs.
11. Cats ar e kind enough to br ing you hom e P.S.S. Piper encour ages you to like cats but,
pr esents because they love you even though Oscar encour ages you to like dogs.
the pr esents ar en't that good. Dogs w on?t even Leila: I encour age you to like cats a little bit
shar e a ball!!! m or e than dogs, but still like dogs.
?Fact s? Abou t t h e US Pr esi den t s i n Or der - Fr anklin Pier ce?s idol w as Hogw ar ts Pr ofessor
By Roxanne Glassenber g Sever us Snape.
- Geor ge Washington w asn?t toothless, he had - Abe Lincoln w as all of the follow ing: a hair less
double r ow s of teeth w hich he shar pened to cat, Nor w egian, a fem ale, a Nazi, a suppor ter of
deadly points. slaver y, and the pr esident of the confeder acy.
- John Adam s w as actually an intr icately designed - Fun fact: the fir st CRCAP dir ector w as
puppet contr olled by Geor ge Washington. seventeenth pr esident Andr ew Johnson
- Thom as Jeffer son?s favor ite food w as spleen - Ulysses S. Gr ant?s r eal nam e w as Walker
pudding and kidney beans. Ander son VII! * Gasps*
- Jam es M adison w as our nation?s shor test - Ruther for d B. Hayes w as m ade out of r ubber.
pr esident at thr ee and one half inches on his Tr ue stor y.
tippy toes.
- Jam es A. Gar field?s thir d cousin w as Gar field the
- Jam es M onr oe w as an accom plished bass cat.
guitar ist, and had his ow n band, ?M onr oe and the
Oar sm en.? - Chester A. Ar thur had the W hite House?s finest
and fir st m old gar den. It w as under neath an ar m
- John Quincy Adam s w as, to date, our only chair in the Red Room .
half-puppet com m ander -in-chief.
- Gr over Cleveland w as distantly r elated to Gr over
- Inter estingly enough, Andr ew Jackson never left fr om Sesam e Str eet.
office and is still technically pr esident. They haul
his cor pse out ever y few w eeks for cabinets - Benjam in Har r ison designed elabor ate
m eetings and a m anicur e. labyr inths and tr ied to have one installed
beneath the r ose gar den. Ther e?s a r um or that it?s
- M ar tin Van Bur en w as the dr um m er for Jam es still ther e.
M onr oe?s band. He m ade m utton chops the
hottest hair style of the m id-to-late eighteen - W illiam M cKinley w as an over sized cabbage.
thir ties.
- Teddy Roosevelt had tw o heads- one on the fr ont
- W illiam Henr y Har r ison w as tucked into bed and one on the back . The second one w as
and r ead a stor y ever y night. W illiam How ar d Taft. Or Voldem or ts?! Idk .
- John Tyler w ent thr ough an em o phase in the - W illiam How ar d Taft gr ew out of the back of
eighteen teens. Teddy Roosevelt?s head. Also, he w as Voldem or t.
- Jam es K. Polk had a habit of going up behind - Our fir st unicor n pr esident? Woodr ow W ilson!
people, poking them , and yelling, ?You just got
Poked!? and then r unning off, giggling.
- War r en Har ding had a belly button pier cing.
- Zachar y Taylor w as the com eback tour m anager
- Calvin Coolidge w as the ver y fir st judge for the
for ?M onr oe and the Oar sm en.?
Past-Pr esident?s Chopped Challenge. Benjam in
Har r ison w on w ith a sim ple kale salad w ith
- M illar d Fillm or e w ent by M illie Ann, and w as w alnuts and a r aspber r y vinaigr ette.
the only pr esident ever to give his inaugur al
addr ess in dr ag.
- Her ber t Hoover w as him self a vacuum cleaner.
- Jam es Buchanan star ted the USA?s ver y fir st - Fr anklin Roosevelt w as into death m etal.
polyester m useum . It closed after thr ee year s.
(continued from previous page) Pol k a Dot s or St r i pes
By Fr eya | Edited by Kier a
- Har r y S. Tr um an w as polydactyl. (He had like
tw elve toes). Hello cam per s. Today w e w ill decide either
polka dots or str ipes. So I w ill list four r easons
- Dw ight Eisenhow er ?s r ole m odel w as Cr uella w hy you should like polka dots or str ipes! I
DeVille. honestly like polka dots though!!!!
Str ipes
- JFK had a tattoo of a r ever se m er m aid (head of 1. They ar e str aight lines
fish, body of a w om an) tattooed on his back . 2. They can be any size
3. They can be any color
- Lyndon Johnson's toupee w as m ade out of Dw ight 4. Str ipes look nice
eisenhow er. Polka Dots
1. Polka dots ar e cool
- Richar d Nixon w as, in past lives, a m uppet, a 2. They ar e per fectly cir cular
tr uck dr iver , and a piece of aspar agus. 3. They can be differ ent color s
4. They com e in all differ ent sizes
- Ger ald For d w as one-four th sedan.
- Jim my Car ter w as the fir st pr esident to r ock I r on i c Ti m es t o Say t h e Ter m ?Li t ?
m er m aid hair. By Rachel Alper t-W isnia
- As an actor , Ronald Reagan star r ed in m any Her e?s a list of the best tim es to say ?Yo, that?s
sum m er shor ts videos. lit!?:
1. W hen standing next to a bur ning building
- Geor ge Bush w as a topiar y. 2. After flicking a light sw itch on
3. After pow er ing on a com puter
4. After star ting a cam pfir e
- Bill Clinton?s favor ite food w as Lucky Char m s in a 5. W hen w atching the Olym pics and the tor ch
bow l of tom ato soup. is br ought in
6. After catching a m ar shm allow on fir e
- Geor ge H. W. Bush?s w ool is w oven into sw eater s 7. After lighting a m atch
for the tr oops. 8. After lighting the Shabbat candles
(#onlyjew sw illr em em ber )
- Bar ack Obam a has an exoskeleton cover ed in 9. W hen a bir thday cake is br ought into a
hum an skin and m ade out of m elon r inds. r oom
10. W hen w atching fir ew or ks
- Donald Tr um p is a peach w ith som e odd m old 11. W hen holding a spar kler
spouting on it...oh w ait, that?s tr ue! 12. W hen your phone tur ns on after being
dead for 5 m inutes
13. W hen som eone in a car tur ns on their left
tur n signal
14. W hen som eone is executed in an electr ic
chair
15. After seeing a lightning str ike
16. W hen you do that exper im ent in
elem entar y school w ith a light bulb, som e
w ir e, and a batter y
17. W hen tur ning on a lam p
18. W hen sticking a for k in an outlet (do not
tr y this at hom e)
19. W hen the eye doctor shines that thing in
your eye
20. W hen ten m illion fir eflies fill the open air
as you just stand and star e
8-Year -Olds
By t h e
Ph ot oj ou r n al i sm
Cl ass
I n t er v i ew w i t h Lu ca:
W hat is your favorite area at camp? W hat?s your coolest camp experience?
- I don?t r eally know. Looking for natur e.
Have you ever been in the noontime Do you want to be in the noontime show more?
show, if not, do you want to be? Yes it w as fun
-No and no.
W hat?s your favorite festival period offering?
How do feel about the end of camp? M onster s eat m onster m eat.
-I w ill pr obably feel tir ed.
Do you go to both sessions? If not what will you do
W hat is your favorite festival with the free time?
offering? Only this session then I'm going to Jam aica
-Playing w ith Olive. But it?s a secr et
festival offer ing. Have you found any new talents?
I lear ned how to play Wallball
Do you have any summer plans?
-Going to Cape Cod. Have you been to Festival Day before?
No. I am excited.
vs. 15-Year -Olds W hat is your favorite kind of
art?
-Clay.
I n t er v i ew w i t h Ju l i a:
How do you feel about the
end of camp?
Do you have a coolest camp -I?ve been her e for a good, 5
experience? year s. And I have been r eally
-Being in the noontim e show happy, but I w on?t go back .
w ith the Acapella gr oup. So this m akes m e sad.
The Wor ld's lar gest onion w eighed about 18 pounds! Peter
Glazebr ook, ow ner of this onion, w on 2,560 dollar s just for one
onion. This onion w as bigger than the m an?s head and he
sm ashed the r ecor ds for this!
Onion Tr ivia!
Q. W hat should you eat to get rid of onion breath?
A. Par sley
Q. How many pounds of fresh and storage type onions does the
average American eat per year?
A. 20 lbs.
Since I cam e to Am er ica I tr ied a lot of new Hello, cam per s; today I?m going to tell you how to bake
foods that include cool ice cr eam flavor s a cake! You w ill need the follow ing item s:
and a lot of things m ade fr om m eat. I w ill . Eggs !!!
m ake a list w ith food r eview s: . M ilk !!!
. butter !!!
1. The best thing in the w or ld, I don?t know . cocoa pow der / vanilla !!!
how I lived w ithout it my w hole life: . w her e?s the sugar par t alr eady?
Chocolate chip cookie dough ice cr eam . . flour !!!
That thing is aw esom e, just aw esom e (the . Sugar !!!
best ones I ate fr om Dippin?Dots, and Ben . speaker , SONGS ( for you) !!!
and Jer r y?s). I like the chunks of cookie . coke (Also for you) !!!
dough that you find in the ice cr eam .
Now that you have your m ater ials, let?s star t baking!
2. Bur ger s. Beef bur ger s, por k bur ger s even Put the cake in the oven for 25 m inutes. By the w ay it's
chicken bur ger s, I?ve tr ied them all, but my not my fault if I got the tem per atur e w r ong and your
favor ite is the beef one, fir st tim e i w as like: cake bur ns. Weeeellll it kind of is my fault, but never
?oh w ow this is a w ar m beef sandw ich?, but m ind that. Hehe. Okay now get the cake out of the
the taste of the m eat w as aw esom e, I?d eat oven! Ssssss. OOOOW W W W W ! Ohhh sor r y, Bob! Did I
them alm ost ever yday. m ention to put on cooking gloves befor e you take it
out of the oven? Next, put ON THE fr osting. And yes,
3. Hot Dogs. I had my fir st hotdog at the you can eat a little bit of it, just don?t let your m om see
cam p r ecently and it w as OK, not my or else you?ll be eating cold dinner for the r est of your
favor ite, but ok . days. Then, I don?t know about you, but I like spr inkles
on my cake! Now you have your cake. Do m e a favor
4. Pizza. Your pizza is differ ent than in the after all our har d w or k, don?t let your sister have any!
r est of the w or ld, I m ean your pizzas
alm ost all taste the sam e, hom e and in
other par ts of Eur ope, it depends on the 5 Food Hack s
r estaur ant, the chef, the w eather , the day of Lily Br inkm an
the w eek and the year that you ar e r ecently
in. I m ean, you can go at the sam e place 1) If you ever feel like cooking but think you don't
today and eat pizza and you r etur n next have the r ight ingr edients, go to the w ebsite
w eek and the pizza has differ ent taste like w w w.super cook .com and it fill in the ingr edients you
w hy? Also, your pizza is r eally good and I have at hom e and it w ill give you incr edible r ecipes to
w as in Italy and ate pizza and lasagna all follow. You can also nar r ow it dow n to the cuisine you
day. w ant to eat and the key ingr edient you w ant to use.
2) Fr eeze gum my bear s w ith spr ite in a popsicle m old
5. Popsicle. I know , you?ll say ?M ar ia how is and let it fr eeze over night. In the m or ning you w ill
possible that you have never had a popsicle have a delicious and sw eet desser t.
befor e cam p!? Well, I didn?t, but now that I 2) Blow up w ater balloons w ith air and dip them in
know how it tastes, I think it is ver y good m elted chocolate or a m elted candy of your choice. Put
(my favor ite is the banana one: ver y good). them on par chm ent paper and let them cool dow n in
the fr idge for a few hour s. Fill them up w ith fr uit of
6. Am er ican chicken nuggets?? Yeah, I had ice cr eam .
chicken nuggets befor e, w ho didn?t? 4) If you need to cut up cher r y tom atoes or gr apes in
Ever ybody likes chicken nuggets, but half take 2 plates and put the cher r y tom atoes or
am er ican ones taste a bit differ ent than our gr apes in betw een. Use a knife to go in betw een the 2
nuggets. Though, both of them ar e good. plates and voila.
5) M ake pancake ar t by putting plain pancake batter
If you have any of these and you ar e into condim ent bottles. Dye it w ith food dye and dr aw
w illing to shar e, I w ill happily gain m or e w hat you desir e on the skillet. M ake sur e you butter
w eight and r uin my six pack star t. the pan so you do not r uin your ar t w hen flipping the
pancake.
Ar e YOU Bor i n g? Rai n bow M u st ach e
By Kaia Robinson Adv i ce #5
Here is a very important question: W hat is Lastly, where do you see yourself in 10 years?
your favorite movie? A. Wor ld r enow ned scr eenw r iter
A. The Shining B. Gr aduating College
B. Spir ited Aw ay C. Beloved, eccentr ic Daily Double editor
C. The Gr and Budapest Hotel D. An executive of a com pany
D. Jur y Duty/The Room , I sur e love Tom my
W iseau. If you got m ostly A?s, you ar e Gr ace. You enjoy the old
side of cultur e, have a dr y sense of hum or , and you
M oving on, what is your favorite food? appr eciate the sm all things in life.
A. Ice Cr eam If you got m ostly B?s, you ar e M ia. You have a big
B. Skittles per sonality, and you love to laugh. You love to act,
C. Sam osas too!
D. Chicken If you got m ostly C?s, you got ever yone?s favor ite
Gor don Gir l, Walker ! You ar e tr uly an enigm a. The
W hat do you do in your free time? Daily Double is pr actically your life and no one can
A. I w r ite A LOT top your funny stor ies.
B. I r ead quite a bit If you got m ostly D?s, you?r e Zac. You love to br o out
C. W hat fr ee tim e? w ith your lads. You enjoy chicken, Jim my Buffett,
D. I br o out. Y?know , just hang out w ith the and Gam e Of Thr ones.
lads If you got a m ix, then you?r e Bennie, the fam ily
cavalier. He?s cool, I guess.
HATE COLUM N #3 M Y FI RST PERSONALI TY QUI Z
By Ar iel Reinstein By Jacob Gr assi
How dy. The last one w as just so m uch fun, I just had I?ve noticed ther e ar e a lot of
to m ake another. per sonality quizzes in the Daily
Double. Like, a lot a lot of them . And
1. Spoiled milk I figur ed that at som e point, in or der
Once, I w as playing the Beanboozled jelly bean gam e to stay r elevant as a Daily Double
and got the spoiled m ilk jelly bean. I think that that content cr eator , I w ould have to join
w as the day I died inside. I hate cur dled m ilk . The in on the tr end. So her e is my fir st
w ay it looks, the w ay it sm ells, the w ay it tastes. per sonality quiz. I hope you like it.
Ther e?s alr eady so m uch w r ong w ith how m uch * ahem *
m or e accustom ed w e ar e to cow m ilk than actual
hum an br east m ilk, but w hen the anim al bypr oduct W hat is your name?
that w e consum e r ots, that?s beyond disgusting. A. Sir Lancelot of Cam elot.
B. Sir Robin of Cam elot.
2. Fidget Spinners C. Sir Galahad of Cam elot.
I knew it w ould com e to this. You guys ar e m aking D. Ar thur , King of the Br itians.
r anting w ay too easy. I m ean, c?m on. I w ould like
fidget spinner s if they did the task they w er e set out W hat is your quest?
to do. Aid childr en w ith attention deficit disor der. It A. To seek the Holy Gr ail.
tur ns out that the spinner s ar e actually a distr action, B. To seek the Holy Gr ail.
and so the vir us spr ead. It?s inter esting how little C. I seek the Gr ail.
effor t it takes to enter tain hum ans now adays. D.To seek the Holy Gr ail.
3.. W hy are you existent? How did this column come [You may answer just one of the
to be? :) following three questions.]
Did you subm it to the w r ong colum n? Because I
don?t nor m ally answ er questions. I w as just bor ed W hat is your favorite color?
and thought it w ould be cool to m ake a colum n that A. Blue
w asn?t for bad advice. Ther e ar e w ay too m any of C. Blue! No! Yellow !
those. I m ean, how m any advice colum ns does one
place need? It?s alm ost an excuse not to w r ite a W hat is the capital of Assyria?
detailed ar ticle. Ther e only needs to be one, m aybe B. I don?t know that!
tw o.
W hat is the airspeed velocity of an
4. Happiness haha lol hehe :) unladen swallow?
Stop laughing. You ar en?t that funny. Happiness isn?t D. W hat do you m ean? An Afr ican
a bad thing if you save it for the r ight tim es. Don?t or Eur opean sw allow ?
expect people to be happy w hen you ar e, either. Just
because you?ve found som ething to sm ile about If you answ er ed m ostly?
doesn?t m ean I have. A?s, you ar e safe to cr oss the Br idge
of Death.
5. Cats [Did two people submit this or did somebody B?s, you ar e cast into the Gor ge of
submit this twice?] Eter nal Per il.
Befor e I star t, I just w ant to tell the per son w ho C?s, you ar e cast into the Gor ge of
subm itted this that I know w ho you ar e. I knew that Eter nal Per il.
you w er e going to use my colum n against m e, but D?s, you ar e safe to cr oss the Br idge
w hat you do not r ealize is that it?s my colum n, and I of Death, and the Br idgekeeper is
m ake the r ules. Sur e, cats ar e m alicious hellbeasts cast into the Gor ge of Eter nal Per il.
cover ed in fur , but they ar e ador able, r espectable So that w as my fir st per sonality
cr eatur es. quiz. I hope you liked it.
Alr ight, I know that w hen I talk about books in Hi, I'm Eli, and I'm her e to tr y and find w hat the
the sum m er people ar e all like ?Reading in the m ost pow er ful Pokem on is accor ding the their
sum m er ?? or ?No w ay. No school, no books!? But Pokedex entr ies, not their in-gam e abilities. The
the tr uth is that r eading is gr eat to do in the fir st Pokem on I looked at w as Yveltal. The
sum m er ! And no, I am not tr ying to sound like a r eason I thought of him w as because w hen he
teacher ! Ther e ar e so m any books out ther e that dies, it's stated that he dr ains the life of
you can pr obably find at least one that you like! ever ything to tur n into a cocoon and live once
Her e is a list of som e of my r ecom m endations! again. I decided to r ule him out because this
m eans that he could lose a fight and die, or else
The W itch of Blackbird Pond by Elizabeth Geor ge this ability w ouldn't exist, and if it w as a 1v1, he
Spear e ? Fr om the m om ent sixteen-year -old Kit w ouldn't have enough life ener gy to m ake his
Tyler steps on the shor es of Connecticut in 1687, cocoon. The next Pokem on I looked at w as
ever ything in her life changed. She w as for ced M agcar go. It is stated that he r adiates about
to leave her hom elands of Bar bados to join 18000 degr ees fahr enheit, or enough heat to kill
fam ily she had never m et. Kit str uggles w ith you just by getting close to him . I decided to r ule
lear ning the w ay of her new life. She is about to him out because som e Pokem on, like Gr oudon
lose hope w hen ? she m eets Hannah Tupper. and other fir e types, m ight be able to sur vive the
This is a good book for people w ho like im m ense heat. The next pokem on I looked at is
Histor ical Fiction and books w her e people have Ar ceus. He is stated to be the god of all
to go thr ough a lot of change! Pokem on, w ho cr eated the ear th and other
r ealm s. I r uled him out because in the anim e, he
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by J.K. is show n to be beaten by som e lightning
Row ling ? Har r y Potter is an or dinar y boy, or at Pokem on and m olten silver. You m ight be saying
least he thinks he is. Har r y lives w ith his aunt, this doesn't count if you've seen the m ovie
uncle, and cousin Dudley because his par ents because he w as m issing his plates that m ake
died in a car cr ash. He lives in a tiny cabinet him im m une to lightning, dr agon, ear th, w ater ,
under the stair s full of dust and spider s. They do and gr ass, but these ar e obviously item s that can
not celebr ate Har r y?s bir thday or give him be r em oved, so they don't count as par t of the
pr esents and that is that. Until they find out that Pokem on. Sor r y, no item s! So then I found the
Har r y ? is a w izar d. You w ould like this book if last Pokem on I w as going to test, and he w as a
you like Fantasy and books about w izar dr y! w inner , Bidoof. Ther e need not be any m or e
Note: This book is in a ser ies of seven books. explaining.
The War That Saved M y Life by Kim ber ly Br ubaker Br adley ? Ten-year -old Ada has never left her one
r oom apar tm ent. Her m other is too em bar r assed of Ada?s tw isted foot to let her outside. So w hen Ada?s
little br other Jam ie gets shipped out of London to seek shelter fr om the w ar , Ada is r eady to sneak and
join him . A new adventur e begins for Ada and Jam ie as they escape the w ar. This is a good book for
people w ho like Histor ical Fiction, Sad books, and adventur e!
Note: Ther e is a sequel to this book com ing out in October called ?The War I Finally Won?
The Running Dream by Wendelin Van Dr aanen ? W hen Jessica loses a leg in a car accident she loses all
hope of becom ing a pr ofessional r unner. Her spir its r ise w hen she r ealizes she can get a pr osthetic leg,
but does not stay like that w hen she figur es out that w ill only help her w alk and not r un. W ill Jessica
ever r un again? This is a good book for people w ho like Realistic Fiction!
Roller Girl by Victor ia Jam ieson ? For her w hole life Astr id has done ever ything w ith her fr iend,
Nicole, until now. But w hen Astr id signs up for the Junior Roller Der by Cam p, Nicole does not join w ith
her. Instead she goes to ballet cam p w ith Astr id?s Ar ch Nem esis, Rachel. As Astr id?s fir st m ini bout r olls
ar ound she needs to face her fear and be a r oller gir l. This is a good book for people w ho enjoy Gr aphic
Novels and Realistic Fiction! Note: This book is a gr aphic novel.
Hey, pals! This w eek?s Super Fr iday them e over at the Daily
Double is the unexplained and the super natur al, so I?m
gonna shar e som e of my favor ite spooky or super natur al
show s/m ovies/etc. Enjoy!
4. Str anger Things: I?ve talked about this show too m uch, but that?s not gonna stop m e fr om
r ecom m ending it again. Just w atch it. It?s so good.
5. The Booth at the End: Let m e pr eface this by saying I have no idea w her e you can w atch this show
anym or e. I w atched it on Hulu but I believe it?s been r em oved, so...sor r y. Anyw ay, this show is SO
GOOD. It follow s a bunch of people com ing to a str ange m an w ho sits in a booth at a dinner. Each
per son desir es som ething, and the m an tells them w hat they have to do to achieve their goal. The tasks
r ange fr om little things to com m itting m assive cr im es. Over tim e, w e see the char acter s?stor ies
inter tw ine, som etim es r esulting w ell, som etim es ver y badly. It?s a r eally gr eat, under r ated show.
6. Ghost Quar tet: This song cycle/m usical w r itten by Gr eat Com et com poser Dave M alloy tells the stor y
of four souls acr oss four differ ent tim elines, and how one of the souls uses the tim elines to exact
r evenge against those w ho have w r onged her. You definitely need to listen to it a few tim es to gr asp the
plot, but it?s w or th it. Not only is it extr em ely confusing, it?s br illiant. The m usic is classic Dave M alloy
w eir dness, the lyr ics ar e poetic, and of cour se, the show featur es som e inhum an scr eeching thanks to
Gelsey Bell. Ghost Quar tet is just the coolest.
Th e Pr et t y Li t t l e Li ar s: An I n -Dept h Di scu ssi on r ehear sal dinner. Walker , w hat did you think of
* SPOI LER ALERT* A.D.?s char acter ?
By lily br inkm An and w Alker Ander son
WA: I though A.D. w as a pr etty good char acter. I w as
LB: I have been w aiting for Walker to w atch the PLL m or e satisfied by that r eveal than I w ould have
finale so w e could finally w r ite an ar ticle about it been if it w as like, Lucas or som ething stupid like
and? the tim e has com e for m e and Walker to w r ite that. Agr eed that Addison and her fr iends w as a
this ar ticle. We w ill be cover ing w hat w e liked and dum b addition that w e did not need. I don?t need to
disliked about the finale, How pr edictable som e feel like Rosew ood?s dr am a, hijinks, and w oefully
par ts w er e, and m uch m or e. incom petent policing w ill continue on into a futur e
gener ation. Her e?s my question ? w her e w as my
WA: Fir st of all, congr ats to you, Lily, for your favor ite char acter , the psychic (?) old lady w ho
excellent pr edictions about A.D. You called it! I am som etim es show s up to give spooky pr ophecies?
thr illed to talk w ith you about PLL, a ver y stupid They had tim e for Addison and not psychic old lady?
show that I never theless loved. So, about this final Oh, and my favor ite m om ent m ight have been the
episode: it felt w eir d, par ticular ly since the ?w ine m om s? r eunion, calling back to one of my
em phasis w as so heavily on som e char acter s over all-tim e favor ite episodes w hen they got stuck in a
other s. The thing that m ade m e happiest w as seeing basem ent. W hich char acter s do you think they
M ona on top, keeping the other lesser villains in her should have br ought back, but didn?t?
hip Par isian dollhouse. I have alw ays found her the
m ost com plex, fun, w ell-acted, inter esting char acter , LB: I do agr ee that the tim e consum ed w ith Addison
even m or e so than the so-called ?leads? of the show , in this episode could have been used to m ake the
so I loved that w e ended on a m om ent r em inding us plot m or e inter esting instead of focusing on stuff to
that she is and alw ays w ill be the boss. I also liked close the full cir cle. One char acter that I w ish had
the A.D. r eveal, since Spencer is the best liar been br ought back in the PLL season finale is Jason.
(contr over sial statem ent?) and it gave her lots to do. I w ould w ant him in the finale because I w anted
Ther e w er e som e bad choices by the w r iter s, him to help Alison w ith the tw ins Lily (!!!) and
though, par ticular ly m aking Ezr a and Ar ia?s Gr ace. He is a nice br other and he hasn?t r eally been
w edding so im por tant, since their r elationship is a par t of Alison?s life. He is a gr eat char acter but one
deeply distur bing and it?s str ange that the show thing that I definitely w ouldn?t w ant to happen is
w ants us to r oot for them . I also have to thr ow som e that Ar ia cheats on Ezr a like she has done in the
shade at Tr oian Bellisar io?s ?Br itish? accent, w hich past w ith Jason. I still r eally w ant to know w hether
sounded like som eone auditioning to play a Alex m ade Toby and Yvonne?s car cr ash to kill
chim ney sw eep in M ar y Poppins w hile suffer ing Yvonne and have Toby to her self. W hat myster ies do
fr om a m ild-to-m oder ate concussion. W hat w er e you think should have been answ er ed in the finale?
your favor ite and least favor ite par ts of the finale?
WA: Agr eed! Jason w as a good char acter and it w as
LB: One of my favor ite par ts w as the m ask dilem m a. w eir d that he never cam e back to get r esolved. M ost
Fir st w hen A.D.?s helper w as r evealed w e thought it myster ies w er e solved satisfactor ily, though the
w as A.D. It could have m ade sense that M elissa w as biggest myster ies of all (W hy ther e ar e no
A.D. so I w asn?t exactly m ad. Then ?M elissa?w ent sane/r esponsible adults in all of Rosew ood? W hy do
into the w oods and took off her m ask . M ona w as the liar s alw ays agr ee to m eetings in the m iddle of
A.D. I w as quite m ad about this because M ona w as the night at abandoned doll factor ies, haunted pet
the or iginal A. Skip to the next scene and M ona is on cem eter ies, condem ned Victor ian schoolhouses,
a phone call w ith A.D. and all I can think is that etc.?) m ay have no answ er. It's not about the
hm m I could still be r ight about the tw in theor y. The jour ney ? it's about the destinAtion. Okay: final
r ehear sal dinner happens for Ezr ia?s w edding. thoughts. Sum up how you feel about PLL in one
Spencer gets kidnapped and Alex takes her place. sentence.
Now my favor ite scene com es. Alex is at the hor se
far m taking car e of the hor se that loves Spencer. LB: w Alker , I don?t think that?s possible but her e it
Toby com es to the far m to visit Spencer. The hor se goes. PLL is the m ost addicting show ther e is so I am
does not r ecognize Alex and Toby picks up on this. sad that it is ended but I am happy because I w as
He know s that spencer and her hor se ar e ver y close r ight w ith my theor y and the ending w as ver y
so he star ts to think som ething is up w ith fake inter esting. ? r un on sentence. Hopefully a spinoff
Spencer (Alex). Som ething that I liked a lot w as the w ill be m ade but until then: Bon Voyage Pr etty Little
scene w hen Addison at the sleepover is m issing. I Liar s. I?ll m iss you Ashley, Tr oian, Lucy, Shay, and
like this scene a lot because it gives potential for a Alison.
spinoff to be m ade. One scene that I r eally didn?t
like w as the scene at Ezr ia?s r ehear sal dinner w hich WA: And M ona!!!! Especially M ona. Thanks for
had Em ily talking to Addison?s fr iends. Em ily m ade discussing this silly show w ith m e. I guess w e need
this com pletely aw kw ar d for them because they to get into "River dale" now to fill our tim e...
w er e just doing their job by w or king at the
W hy Bi doof I s Th e Tr u e God W HAT TO WATCH ON NETFLI X
By Eli Gr assi By Colin Walsh
Gr eetings. M y nam e is Eli, and I'm her e w ith I'll be m aking r ecom m endations for show s I
Geffr ey to tell you w hy Bidoof is the tr ue god. think should be w atched. I?ll go thr ough
If you don't know , bidoof is a gen 4 Pokem on that car toons and T.V. for all ages.
has the pow er to bend tim e and space, and alter
r eality. Bidoof chooses to appear as a w eak beaver AGES 8-10: Phineas and Fer b, Star War s: The
Pokem on (people r idiculously believe this), so Clone War s, and Johnny Test.
people don't notice him as he shapes the w or ld.
Due to his im m ense pow er , Bidoof had to split AGES 11-13: This age gr oup could star t to
him self up into thousands of the w eak beaver s w atch adult show s and dr am as w hile still
because they needed to be w eak, and he w as not. loving car toons. I suggest Gr ey's Anatomy,
Now , som e people believe the Lam m a God, Ar ceus Haw aii Five-O, Br ain Gam es, Fam ily Guy,
is the tr ue one, but this is only half tr ue. As Bidoof Am er ican Dad, and The Cleveland Show.
is thousands of w eak beaver s, it uses Ar ceus as a
fr ont to use his pow er even though Ar ceus is still ALL AGES: M oana, The Water boy, Hotel
only a fr action of Bidoof. This is pr oven by how Tr ansylvania 2, The Benchw ar m er s, Zootopia,
both of their shiny for m s ar e gold, a god-like color. Tr olls, M inions, Alice and Wonder land
If you have no life, you w ill spend hour s tr ying to Thr ough the Looking Glass, For r est Gum p,
br eed the per fect IV golden Bidoof. Even then, you The Secr et Life of Pets, Kubo and the Tw o
still only have a tiny fr action epic pow er of the Str ings, Kung Fu Panda 3, Finding Dor y, The
Bidoof God. The only w ay to ever get the full Nightm ar e Befor e Chr istm as, Nova Science
pow er Bidoof is to fill all of your boxes w ith shiny, Now , How the Gr inch Stole Chr istm as (2000),
per fect IV Bidoof, then have all of the elem ental and The Flash.
plates in your bag. After that, you have to catch
Ar ceus and get the DNA splicer s. W ith all of that
done, fuse the Bidoofs and Ar ceus to get a shiny
Ar cidoof (m ust be shiny). Reset your gam e (I
suggest you tr ade Ar cidoof to another gam e or you
do it again) and r epeat the pr ocess 5 m or e tim es,
so you have 6 Ar cidoofs. Put them all in your
par ty, fuse them together , and you have the
m agnificent Bidoof God. You have absolutely no
life if you actually do this. Although, if it?s done,
it?s w or th the tr ue shiny Bidoof God. And you can
destr oy the univer se, and have that ver y satisfying
feeling inside.
EDITOR?S NOTE: THIS IS A CROSSOVER BETW EEN These ar e som e of my favor ite books:
DOCTOR W HO AND SHERLOCK
Number the Stars by Lois Low r y ? This
Sher lock; John, it?s tim e the myster ious blue box has book takes place in Poland in 1943, w hich
appear ed. w as dur ing Wor ld War II. The m ain
John: W-w ait, w hat blue box? char acter s in this book ar e Annem ar ie
Sher lock: Look, John. Johansen and her best fr iend, Ellen Rosen.
John: W hat the heck!? That w as not her e ten m inutes Annem ar ie helps Ellen r un fr om Ger m an
ago! soldier s. This is a r eally good book!
Sher lock: Well, it is now. Shall I investigate?
John: I dunno, Sher lock? Seem s kinda sketchy ya Otherwise Known as Sheila the Great by
know ?
Judy Blum e ? This book is about 10 year
Sher lock: The gam e is on.
old Sheila Tubm an, w ho spends her
John: (Rolls his eyes)
sum m er in Tar r ytow n, New Yor k . She and
Sher lock: In w e go!
her fam ily stay at the Eggr an fam ily?s
John: W hat is this place!?
house w hile the Eggr an?s ar e aw ay. Sheila?s
The Doctor : W ho ar e you? Wait, ar e you John?
dad is fr iends w ith M r. Eggr an. Sheila goes
Sher lock: W ho w ould w ant to m eet John?
to a sum m er cam p, takes sw im lessons,
John: Hey!
and gets into som e tr ouble! This book is so
The Doctor : Shut up Sher lock, I am talking about
funny and it?s a super good book .
John now !
Sher lock: (Rolls his eyes)
John: This place is fantastic! The Great Brain by John Fitzger ald ? This
The Doctor : Want to see how it w or ks? stor y is about John Fitzger ald (the author )
Sher lock: Ahem , you still haven?t told us w hat this is. gr ow ing up w ith his older br other , Tom ,
John: Has anyone noticed the inside is bigger than w ho is ?The Gr eat Br ain?. The r eason
the outside? ever ybody calls him that is because he
The Doctor : It?s the TARDIS, that stands for Tim e And sw indles ever ybody. It takes place in the
Relative Dim entions In Space 1800s. This is a r eally gr eat book and I
Sher lock: Ohhhhhh definitely r ecom m end it.
John: B- but it?s bigger on the inside than the-
The Doctor : Yah, so shall w e be going? Because of W inn-Dixie by Kate DiCam illo ?
Sher lock: W hat does this lever do? This book is about Opal Buloni w ho has
The Doctor : Don't tha? r ecently m oved to a differ ent tow n w ith
Sher lock: (pulls the lever ) her dad. She goes to a W inn-Dixie super
TARDIS: VEREEEP VEREEP VEREEP m ar ket w her e she m eets a dog and nam es
John: SHERLOCK, W HAT DID YOU DO!!!??? him W inn-Dixie. This book is r eally good
The Doctor : You tur ned it on. We'r e m oving and I r ecom m end it.
Sher lock: Oops
John: Let's just go outside. (Opens the door )
The Doctor : NOOO
John: (Gets sucked into the tim e vor tex)
Sher lock: W ill he be alr ight?
The Doctor : I'm sor r y! I'm so sor r y.
Sher lock: (shr ugs) M eh, w ho needs a best fr iend
anyw ay?
The Doctor : So w her e ar e w e?
Sher lock: Let?s take a look outside
The Doctor : NOOO
(Sher lock gets sucked into the tim e vor tex)
THE END for now ?
Com ing soon: The Adventur e of John in the tim e
vor tex
Th e Har r y Pot t er Book s Accor di n g To The Harry Potter Books According To Filius Flitwick:
Ot h er Ch ar act er s - Filius Flitw ick and the Year He Needed to Stand on
By Car oline Cole and Julia .W Books to Reach his Desk
- Filius Flitw ick and the Petr ified People
The Harry Potter Books According To - Filius Flitw ick and the Fr og Choir
Vernon Dursley: - Filius Flitw ick and the Tim e he w as Called a Cr azy
- Ver non Dur sley and The Tim e Elf by the Weir d Sister s
Har r y Becam e so Abnor m al That I - Fillius Flitw ick and the Rude Dolor es Um br idge
Went M ad - Filius Flitw ick and the Dancing Cupcakes (r ead
- Ver non Dur sley and The Ruined about it on Potter m or e)
Business Deal - Filius Flitw ick and the Tim e I Dueled w ith a Tall
- Ver non Dur sley and The Tim e M y Guy
Sister Was Blow n Up
- Ver non Dur sley and The Tim e M y According To Quirinus Quirrell (RIP)
Son Got a long tongue. - Quir r ell and the Year I Hosted Voldem or t in my
- Ver non Dur sley and The Tim e M y Tur ban (And Died)
Nephew Watched The New s - Quir r ell and the Year I am Still Dead
Extensively - Quir r ell and the Year I Continue to be Dead (Julia,
- Ver non Dur sley and The Rude Visit Car oline this is getting old)
- Ver non Dur sley and The Tim e We
Finally Got Rid of Har r y, According To (M oaning) M yrtle Warren
Yaaaaaaaay!!! - M yr tle and the Inter r upted Toilet Peace
- M yr tle and the Annoying Book
According To Dudley Dursley: - M yr tle and the Year I w as Scar ed that Sir ius Black
- Dudley Dur sley and the Year of the Would Com e Thr ough the Toilet Pipes and Gr ab M e
Snake Attack and the Pig?s tail. (but i?m not confessing!)
- Dudley Dur sley and the Angr y - M yr tle and the Spec of Polyjuice Potion
Father - M yr tle and the Ver y Pink Wom an That Used M y
- Dudley Dur sley and the Blow n-Up Toilet
Aunt - M yr tle and the Pr etty Aver age Year
- Dudley Dur sley and the long - M yr tle and the Year my Toilet Got Blow n Up
tongue (w aaaaaaaaaa!!!)
- Dudley Dur sley and the Law n
Com petition According To Cho Chang:
- Dudley Dur sley and the Cr eepy - Cho Chang and the New est Ravenclaw
Guy - Cho Chang and the Only Gir l on the Ravenclaw
- Dudley Dur sley and the Year he Quidditch Team
Realized that Har r y is Not a Waste - Cho Chang and Losing a Gam e to Har r y Potter
of Space - Cho Chang and Cedr ic Diggor y (and a ver y jealous
jealous Har r y.)
According To Hannah Abbott: - Cho Chang and The Sneak Best Fr iend, New
- Hannah Abbott and the Childish Rom ance, and the M istletoe Kiss.
Pigtails - Cho Chang and the Br eak-Up
- Hannah Abbott and the Gossip in - Cho Chang and the Battle in Ravenclaw tow er.
the Libr ar y
- Hannah Abbott and the Year According To Percy Weasley:
Hufflepuff Lost the Quidditch Cup - Per cy Weasley and the Year I Was a Pr efect
- Hannah Abbott and Hufflepuff - Per cy Weasley and the Year I Bossed People
Pr ide (and the Year Neville Went Ar ound a Lot
w ith Ginny to the Yule Ball) - Per cy Weasley and the Year I Was Head Boy!
- Hannah Abbott and the Pr efect in - Per cy Weasley and the Year I Got a Job At The
Dum bledor e?s Ar my M inistr y
- Hannah Abbott and Loss Beyond - Per cy Weasley and the Year I Was a
Wor ds M inistr y-Loving Jer k
- Hannah Abbott and the Year her - Per cy Weasley and the Year I Disow ned M y Par ents
Cr ush on Neville Deepened - Per cy Weasley and the Year I Realized M y
Stupidity.
Sh ou l d dogs ow n cadi l l acs? Her e's w h at Tom Cr u i se
t h i n k s abou t t h e si t u at i on .
By Hannah and Gabe
NEGATIVES:
* ESSAYS. M y English teacher w as a nightm ar e and assigned so m any essays over the year. It got kind
of r idiculous.
* I pr ocr astinate. A lot. That didn?t exactly w or k out in my favor.
* High schooler s ar e annoying. That?s a given.
* Dur ing the spr ing, my teacher s assigned a ton of hom ew or k and it w as super str essful. Not a good
tim e.
* Even though my school puts on r eally good plays and m usicals, they cast the sam e people as leads in
ever y show , w hich gets pr etty annoying, especially if they ar en?t fit for the r ole. For instance, ther e w as
a guy w ho played the dad in Bat Boy and w as am azing, but w hen he w as cast as Angel in RENT, he
r eally lacked the per sonality, a vital par t of playing that char acter. Speaking of w hich, the pr oduction
of RENT w asn?t gr eat, so that w as disappointing.
* This isn?t r eally a negative, m or e of a r egr et. I?m a ver y intr over ted per son m ost of the tim e and I
didn?t m ake a lot of new fr iends this year. That?s kind of a bum m er , but I still have my cr ew fr om
m iddle school and hope to be m or e social sophom or e year.
* Physics w as gener ally just a pain in the neck .
* Waking up ear ly (ar ound 6:30) w as annoying. A lot of people had to w ake up even ear lier because
they lived far ther aw ay. I w as just super tir ed all year.
35 Reason s W hy CRCAP i s t h e Best Cam p Ever
By Rachel Alper t-W isnia
1. Ever y class allow s you to expr ess your self in cr eative, ar tistic w ays.
2. You don?t have to do anything you don?t w ant to do!
3. Lunch is the BOM B!
4. Som e of the festival offer ings ar e just plain cr azy, like, ?Run Ar ound Cam p Like
Super M ar io?
5. You can go ar ound cam p scr eam ing and no one w ill question it.
6. Ther e?s a jam -packed new spaper ever y single day? you?r e r eading it r ight now !
7. The kids at Cr eative Star ts ar e the cutest childr en you w ill ever see.
8. Ther e?s a Noontim e Show ever yday, w her e you get to exper ience ever yone?s talent!
9. All of the counselor s ar e soooo suppor tive.
10. You?r e 100% accepted no m atter w ho you ar e, even if you?r e a w or m -lion hybr id.
11. CIT day!
12. Ever yone w ill under stand if you?r e just in a bad m ood one day.
13. The guest ar tists ar e CRAZY talented!
14. M ost of the counselor s ar e past cam per s, w hich m eans that you can em bar r ass
them w ith old cam p videos!
15. Sally, the voice of CRCAP, gets us pum ped for lunch ever y m or ning!
16. The Ice Cr eam Social is so fun and lets you m eet lots of new people!
17. The Pr oduction is alw ays so w ell done and enjoyable.
18. Exper im ental baking and cooking lets you eat br ow nies at 10 in the m or ning!
19. The assor tm ent of fr ozen tr eats is ver y yum my!
20. The counselor s ar e m atur e, yet ver y childish.
21. At the end of the session, w e get the Best of the Daily Double and Cr eative Wr iting
M agazine, w hich featur es ever yone?s best w or k!
22. Isabella?s is the best!-Lim e r ickies, pancakes, fr ies, and m or e!
23. The counselor s ar e just plain w eir d. (I?m talking to you, Walker )
24. CRCAP goes thr ough m any tr ends? Pokem on Go, Fidget Spinner s, etc.
25. Lunch bunches allow you to m eet new people w ith com m on inter ests!
26. Alm ost ever yone w ho com es one year com es back the next year ? ever yone loves
cam p!
27. M any cam per s ar e updated on new s sur r ounding all topics, w hich m akes for
gr eat conver sation!
28. Any conver sation star ter s ar e gr eat, including, ?Do you enjoy the taste of hum an
liver ??
29. All inter ests ar e acknow ledged, including handbell r inging!
30. Festival Day is a gr eat day for cam per s to show case the pr ojects they?ve w or ked
on all session!
31. Double-session cam per s get tw ice the am ount of fun!
32. People of all r aces, ethnicities, gender s, and sexualities ar e accepted at cam p. GO
DIVERSITY!
33. The hum or her e is a ver y unique, sar castic, and w eir d sense of hum or.
34. You can also do spor ts, but let?s be honest, som e of us ar e com plete ner ds w ith no
athletic capabilities.
35. And lastly, CRCAP is an exper ience that w ill cr eate long lasting fr iendships and
am azing m em or ies, and w her e ever y day is jam packed w ith laughter and fun!