Daily Dou ble I n t er v i ew of Cooper an d Sar ah ?

Th e
En gaged Cou pl e
Volu m e 48A | Issu e 3 | Fr i, 7/ 28/ 17 By Hannah Rothstein

Sar ah an d Q: How long have you been dating?

Cooper 's A: 11 year s
En gagem en t ! Q: Wedding date?
A: Not yet. M aybe Fall, Novem ber or
Decem ber

Q: Venue?
A: Undecided, but for sur e not a hotel

Q: Am I invited?
A: Yes

Q: W here did you meet?

A: At cam p

Q: How did Cooper propose?

A: Went for a w alk and he pr oposed on
the Festival Stage!

M oj o Races Ol i ve
By Liam

Olive enter s the ar ena and notices that M ojo

is not ther e. Olive decides to pr actice her
tr icks. Thr ee m inutes later Olive spots M ojo
com ing in. Olive finds a hiding spot. M ojo
pr epar es for the r ace. Olive w alks up onto the
balcony. M ojo decides to pr actice r unning
laps. Olive gets r eady for the r ace. M ojo
doesn't see Olive w atching. M ojo gets r eady to
star t. Olive jum ps dow n next to M ojo. Olive
gets r eady to r ace. They both star t r unning.
M ojo and Olive ar e both w or king together.
Olive r ides M ojo to the finish line. It's a tie!!!!!

Guest Editors Note: This is real! This

happened! - Emily

Sn eak i n g I n t o t h e I ce Cr eam Soci al

By Kalie

As you pr obably know (unless you?r e a goldfish because goldfish have a ver y, ver y bad m em or y) that
today w as the ice cr eam social! Yay! So today w as a tim e w hen ever yone should m ake new fr iends and
talk to new people but then again not ever yone likes to m ake new fr iends so you also had the option to
sneak in! Last session I snuck in and it w as pr etty fun. And now you ar e pr obably asking som eone, did
you sneak in today? M y answ er is m aybe. But I just have one question. Did YOU sneak into the ice
cr eam social? Be honest. DID YOU! Ok, ok, you don?t have to answ er m e. Just one last thing. HAPPY
FRIDAY! Oh yeah, and ther e ar e only thr ee m or e w eeks of cam p left! I hope you have a gr eat w eekend!
Em i l y I n t er v i ew s Abou t ???????
By Roxanne G?Lassenber g w ith Em ily
D?Angelo
E: So, Roxanne, who is the best dog that
you've met in the last year?
R: ALL OF THEM .
E: ? .if you could be a vegetable, what
vegetable would you be?
R: Kohlr abi, cuz no one has ever hear d
of. And it?s super tasty.
E: If you had to be a kitchen appliance,
which would be be?
R: The ugly cr ystal bow l your Aunt
Gladys gave you that one tim e but that
you?ve never had r eason to use. DUH!
E: Ok, if you were editor of the Daily
Double, what you be your first new
ordinance?
R: Well, in that scenar io, I w ould have
deposed Walker as Ruler and Em pr ess of
the Daily Double, and so one of my life
goals w ould have been achieved, and that
w ould so gr eat. I w ould m ake ever y
Fr eaky/Super Fr iday dogs or
Lovecr fatm aina or Roxanne, and I w ould
m ake Photojour nalism accountable for
their cr im es.
E: W ho is M aud E. W hitemoore?
R: Your AUnt Gladys?fr iend w ho
r ecom m ended the doctor w ho r em oved
that gosh-dar ned cor n fr om her r ight
foot.
E: Final question. W hat should I do with
my life?
R: * coughs* Com e to to cam p. W HAT I
DIDN?T SAY ANYTHING W HAT EVER DO
YOU M EAN! AHAHAHAHAHA * coughing*
Th e I n t er n at i on al M LB New s
By Cole Tom etsko
Welcom e to the Inter national M LB New s, your
one place for ever yday baseball new s. The Boston Red
Sox w er e off last night after the Seattle M ar iner s beat
them in the ser ies 2-1 in Seattle. The Sox flew hom e
yester day to get r eady for a ser ies against the Kansas
City Royals star ting tonight at 7:10 PM , w ith David
Pr ice taking the m ound for Boston. In New Yor k, Br ett
Gar dner hit a w alk off hom e r un to lead the New Yor k
Yankees to a w in over the Tam pa Bay Rays. W hile in
the celebr ation, outfielder Aar on Judge chipped his
tooth on his batting helm et. The Yankees announced
he w ill not m iss any tim e w ith the team . Br ian
Goodw in, W ilm er Difo, Br yce Har per , Ryan
Zim m er m an, and Anthony Rendon all hom er ed in the
thir d inning for the Washington Nationals in a 15-2
w in over the M ilw aukee Br ew er s. Also, Steve Pear ce
hit a w alk off gr and slam to w in it for the Tor onto Blue
Jays. 23 year s ago today, Kenny Roger s thr ew a per fect
gam e. Also, 24 year s ago today, Hall Of Fam er Ken
Gr iffey Jr tied a m ajor league r ecor d for his eighth
str aight gam e w ith a hom e r un, tying Dale Long and
Don M attingly. And finally, the Rays have just
acquir ed Lucas Duda.
GI RLS ONLY PI ZZA PARTY! ! ! !
By a Gir l Dago (Ava)
So, if a boy is r eading this r ight now ? STOP
READING!!!! Okay, so now that that is over w ith, let?s
get to the PARTY. IF YOU ARE A GIRL AND YOU LIKE
PIZZA, M EET AT THE TREE W ITH M E, EATING A LOT
OF PIZZA!!!!!!

And as alw ays, spay and neuter your

pets.

M oj o vs. Ol i ve vs. Wal k er : A Bat t l e of Cu t en ess (Fan f i ct i on w r i t i n g)

By AnoNYm OuS777 (Ben Cr able)

Ever yone know s how cute M ojo and Olive ar e, but ther e is r oom for only one cute dog on this cam pus.
The show dow n w ill be so ador able, that it caused the entir e Cr eative Star ts kids to faint (caused by an
over dose of cuteness) and ever yone else is going ?AW W W W W W W W W ?. Walker , out of pur e jealousy
for not getting attention, disguises him self as a pug and w ow s the entir e cam pus. Walker the pug is so
cute that ever yone in a m ile r adius w ants to r un to him and pet him and give him belly r ubs. But, since
Walker becam e a pug, the Daily Double r oom got another counselor to w atch over the class: that
per son w as Evil Lizzy! Walker the pug had to defeat Evil Lizzy, so he w alked up to her and gave her
puppy eyes. This w as so cute that Evil Lizzy gave up evilness for ever. Walker decided to stop acting like
a pug and to r un the Daily Double class again. Then ever yone w ent back to lovingly looking at M ojo
and Olive as they r olled over the gr ass.
W h at t ype of can dy ar e you ?
By Kylie O?Hear n
1. W hat is your favorite color?
A. Br ow n or other dar k color s
B. Red, blue, and br ight color s.
C. Rainbow s
D. W hite or pastels
2. W hat is your favorite drink?
A. Coffee
B. Slushie thingies
C. Juice
D. Hot Chocolate
3. How would you describe yourself?
A. Quiet, but I am ver y kind and
have a few close fr iends
B. I am ver y loud and sassy, I like to
m ake jokes
C. I am fr iendly and optim istic
D. I like ever ything to be neat and
clean and lovely
4. W hat taste of food do you like?
A. Chocolaty
B. Sour
C. Sw eet
D. Fluffy
5. W hat color is your house?
A. Br ow n
B. Other color
C. An unusual color (pink, pur ple,
or ange, gr een)
D. A plain color (w hite, beige,
yellow )
If you got m ostly a's, you ar e
chocolate! You ar e ver y kind and
you ar e quiet, but a gr eat fr iend.
If you got m ostly b?s, you ar e sour
patch kids! You ar e ver y loud and
you love m aking jokes w ith your
fr iends.
If you got m ostly c?s, you ar e jelly
beans! You ar e fr iendly and
talkative and alm ost alw ays
sm iling.
If you got m ostly d?s you ar e
m ar shm allow s! You like things to
be sim ple and alw ays neat.
SCHOOL STI NKS! 5 Reason s W hy Sch ool I s t h e Wor st
By Ben Kelly and Cole Tom etsko
#1 Teacher s ? Don?t they just take the fun out of LITERALLY
EVERYTHING?
#2 Hom ew or k ? You do so m uch w or k at school and then you
go hom e and you think for a solid ten seconds and com e to the
conclusion that you have to do 40 m inutes of r eading and then
4 pages of m ath hom ew or k!
#3 Sur pr ise Tests ? Please w ar n us. The only r eason that w e
flunk is that you did not w ar n us.
#4 Lunch ? Ar e you the per son that br ings lunch? Well, guess
w hat, you?r e the lucky one. They r ing the bell and then you?r e
hungr y but as soon as you w alk in you com pletely lose your
appetite. Beef stew ? Um , yeah ... no thanks.
#5 Ther e ar e never any substitutes ? We need m or e of those
subs that ar e like fr esh out of college and that w hen they ar e
her e, kids get aw ay w ith ever ything!
W ith this ar ticle, w e hope you have lear ned about the
tr agedies of school. Good luck sur viving it.
CRCAP: W h at Does i t Real l y St an d For ?
By Roxanne V. Glassenber g (W hich stands for ?All hail Gr eat
Cthulhu?)
CRCAP. A cam p, yes, but also an acr onym , And the question
facing us, and all of hum anity, is w hat in Walker ?s m ustache
(RIP) does CRCAP stand for ?????!!?!
It could be?
* CRCAP: Cur ious Rocks Cor ted Acidic Par snips
* CRCAP: Cool Raptor s, Com r ade Ashley! Poop.
* CRCAP: Cathy?s Rash Consum es All Par r ots
* CRCAP: Capped Rat Cor pse Appr eciator s Par ty
* CRCAP: Coconut Rafter Contr actor s of Aubur ndale and Per u
* CRCAP: Car thaginian Runner Caps Ape People
* CRCAP: Cackling Road Calibr ates Am ish Por ch
* CRCAP: Car r ots: Cool. Rocking. Aw esom e. Per fect.
* CRCAP: Car cinogen Rules: Cr eate an Ar tistic Pathogen
I think it is Coolata Rift Conquer or s Attacking Penguins, but
that?s just m e?
Bonus: w hat does CIT stand for ?
* CIT: Cassidy Injects Tor toises
* CIT: Colic-y Illess is Tor pidity
* CIT: Canadian Itch is Ter r ible
* CIT: Car cass Inside a Tar antula
Author ?s note: W hen I w as in day cam p year s and year s ago,
w e decided CIT w as either Counselor In Tr ee or Counselor In
Toilet. HAHAHAHA toilets! * Rolls ar ound on floor over com e
by the hum or of toilets* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And r em em ber , spay and neuter your pets.
Top TEN Days!
By The Clueless Idea Box Wr iter , Chloe Cr able
In the w eir d idea box I found tw o ideas but I'm
only w r iting about one.. I'm gonna put them
both in her e
Idea One: M ojo vs. Aar on: Dude i cant pick
Actual Idea: Top Ten Days Of The Week
So her e w e go!
OK DUH The best day of the w eek issssssssss
WALKER IS NOT HUM AN DAY GOTTA GET
DOW N ON WALKER IS NOT HUM AN DAY
I'm so sor r y I over r eacted? I guess
Anyw ay the second best day of the w eek issssss
FRIDAY FRIDAY x3000
The thir d one is? ..
M ur iesatunday? Don't ask? FINE I SAID
DON'T ASK BUT OK I W ILL TELL YOU
It?s a com bination of M onday Thur sday Fr iday
Tuesday Satur day Sunday.. That?s
em bar r assing.. I can?t r eally com bine w or ds
that w ell I am deeply sor r y.
You know w hat..? I r eally can?t finish this
please save m e w or ld I can?t do this alone
M adddddiiiiie I need help. Ok .. M addie
convinced m e too keep doing this ar ticle..
The next day iiiiis
Satttttuuuuur day
Only because it?s the w eekend other w ise it
w ould not be her e today..
The fifth best day issssss
Tuuuesday because you feel like you sur vived
M onday and you can do it AGAIN!!
The sixth best of the 10 days of the w eek is
Waliculm ad day Ok so that's a com bination of
ever yone/thing ar ound m e.. Wall, Liam , Chloe,
and M addie.. I am tr uly sor r y I still can?t
com bine w ell even though I didn't com bine
this day w or d thing..?
The seventh out of the Ten days in the w eeeeek
is
Thur sday. It's not the best but its befor e Fr iday
Annnnnnd the Eighth Best Day issssss
Sunday because you?r e ver y LAAAZZZZYYY
and you don?t w ant to go to school/cam p
tom or r ow.
THE WORST DAY OF THE W EEEEK IS
M onday. Yes M onday. It's the fir st day of the
school/cam p w eek I m ean people.. Ever yone
has to be a BIT lazy on M onday
And that concludes our tim e together , Far ew ell
cam per s I w ill see you all on the FOURTH DAY
OF SESSION TWO CRCAP!!
Ran dom Fact s Abou t Su per gi r l an d
Su per m an Th at You Pr obabl y Di dn ?t Kn ow
By Sar ah
1. Ther e ar e tw o Super gir l and The Flash
cr ossover s, that ar e both tw o episodes long.
2. Super m an?s bir th nam e is Cal-el Zor el.
3. Super gir l is 13 year s older then
Super m an, but w hen she got ear th she w as a
child and he w as a gr ow n m an.
4. Super m an?s ear th nam e is Clar k Kent and
Super gir l?s is Car a Danver s, They w er e both
adopted by the Danver s fam ily, so he should
be Clar k Danver s.
5. The Dr. Danver s fr om Super gir l (the TV
show ), played Super gir l in the or iginal
m ovie.
ALERT ALERT ABOM I NATI ON
DETECTED
By Tillie Slosser and Br ian Taliano
Ladies and gentlem en, w e have
som e har r ow ing new s for you today. Just
this m or ning, ar ound nine thir ty, w e, the
(com pletely anonym ous) ow ner s of Don?t
Ask Us, jour neyed out to set up our advice
colum n in the Activity Center. How ever ,
w hen w e ar r ived, w e w er e m et w ith a
shocking and distur bing sight.
Som e r ebellious soul, the identity
of w hom is unknow n, had alr eady placed
a placar d r eading ?Don?t Ask Us? in one of
the slots! We w er e utter ly aghast.
Esteem ed r eader s, this is a
devastatingly hor r ible fr aud. W ho ar e
these im poster s? And w hy do they think
they can get aw ay w ith such a heinous
cr im e? Dear est childr en, shun these
im poster s. We ar e the r eal Don?t Ask Us.
Our advice colum n has the w or ds:
(the r eal)
Don?t Ask Us (pls)
inscr ibed in pur ple m ar ker , w ith the (the
r eal) w r itten hastily in blue, because w e
had to m ake the tr uth know n after w e
discover ed this ter r ible sham e. SHAM E BE
UPON YE, FAKE DON?T ASK US. SHAM E.
FOR SHAAAAAM EEEEEEE. Wr ite your
questions for us, not these pr etender s.
Th e Fan cy Cat Adv i ce
By The One and Only Fancy Cat
In a land far aw ay, ther e w as a m agic planet of cats.
Once ther e w as a unique cat bor n. She w as the Fancy
Cat. All the other cats got jealous. The Fancy Cat
becam e the cat that no one seem s to like but ever yone
secr etly DOES like and no one show s it. The Fancy Cat
clim bed into a spaceship to give advice and follow her
dr eam s to visit a planet called ?Ear th?. She flew in
fr om that spaceship and cr ash-landed at a cam p called
CRCAP. It happened to be the second day of the new
session. She w ander ed into the Old Building and
found her self in the Daily Double r oom and talked to
Walker to ask if she could follow her dr eam s and have
an advice colum n. He finally agr eed. Now I am her e
r eady to answ er som e advice! If you have any
questions. I have tw o pockets. One in the big r ed thing
next to the locker r oom s and the other in the stair case
up to your lunch. I hope I can answ er your questions!
See you soon!
- The Fancy Cat
Th e I ce Cr eam Soci al
By Abby
M ost ?social? events ar e som ething you do w ith your
fr iends. Not CRCAP?s. For CRCAP, an Ice Cr eam Social
is a event to m ake NEW fr iends (or be a spy). Her e?s
w hy I think this is a good idea.
1: M aking new fr iends gives you new chances to lear n
new stuff
2: It's good for you (hate to sound like a par ent)
3: YOLO!
ASK LI NK!
By Lita, and Link
Link is an elf fr om Hyr ule,
and has saved the w or ld m any
tim es, and now he is her e to answ er
all of your bur ning questions. How
often do you get to ask an elf a
question? This is an all new daily
double ar ticle! And w e (Lita and
Link) can?t w ait to r ead your
questions!
Look for a big poster next to
the r est of the advice colum n
poster s. Stop by
and w r ite a question! It w ill be
published her e! Link has a har d
tim e r eading handw r iting, because
he just lear ned how to r ead English.
If you w r ite anything offensive, it
w on't be published.
Her e's w hat w e have today:
Link, what do you do in your free
time?
Well, I like to cook, explor e the
outdoor s, sleep in sun patches, and
r ide my hor se, Epona.
I like this girl, how do I tell her?
I?ve been r ejected by Pr incess Zelda
m or e tim es than I have even asked,
so? I?m guessing you have m or e of a
chance than I do. Just talk to her !
Give her flow er s or w hatever.
I found a Zelda themed fidget spinner
online, what do you think?
* Link r uns aw ay, and hides behind a
tr ee* AGHHHHHH!!!
You know w hat? I?m m oving back to
Hyr ule.
Do you support Trump?
I w anna m ove back to Hyr ule,
w her e ever yone is happy, and w e
dr ink healing potions instead of
w or r ying about health car e.
W hy is the game named the Legend
of Zelda if you're Link?
Don't get m e star ted? the US
tr anslated the gam e title w r ong?
The Legend of ZELDA w as the
subtitle.
W h at i s You r I n n er Col or of t h e Rai n bow ?
By Ava Robinson
1. Do you prefer ...
A. Fr uit
B. Vegetables
C. Candy
2. Your favorite activity is ...
A. Watching TV
B. Reading a book
C. Getting outside to play
3. You sleep on your ...
A. Back or stom ach
B. Either side
C. you spr aw l all over the bed w ith the cover s on the floor
4. Your personality is ...
A. som eone w ho stays outside all day
B. som eone w ho stays inside all day
C. You go to CRCAP!!!!!!!!!
If you got m ostly?
A: You ar e a w ar m color , like pink, r ed, or ange, or yellow !
B: You ar e a cool color , like gr een, blue, pur ple, of teal!
C. You ar e the r ainbow !!!! :)
Rev i ew On Li f e
Bor r is/Jake?s Review :
Life is good except the par t how ther e ar e no unicor ns and
only 1 Bor r is. Ther e should be m or e Bor r is?s in the w or ld. I
think that Bor r is?s view on life is w eir d. We need to all live
in M other Russia for fun because ther e is boom in
Cher nobyl. I think Bor r is?s r eview also depends on his point
of view (w hich is exceptionally low er to the gr ound) w hich
m ust be w hy all he sees is Bor r is, Italian food, and his
fam ily for som e r eason since they ar e all taller than him .
How ever , other people like Bor r is see the w or ld differ ently.
They believe that you need to be Bor r is and only Bor r is.
W hy Jake thinks that Jake has r ude r em ar ks and that they
ar e bad I do not under stand. W hile I do not under stand
that point of view , I do under stand the par t about Justin
Bieber , Tr um p and Cr ingey Things (Bor r is).
Pl ay-Doh ?s Ev i l , Her e?s W hy: Sessi on 2 Adver t i sem en t
By Gabe Levine & M atan Josephy
New issues star ting next w eek, ever y M onday, Wednesday, and Fr iday (August 2nd is a special
inter view w ith Noah M cVicker ?s cor pse)
Welcom e back, ever ybody, to ?Play-Doh?s Evil, Her e?s W hy?, now in its second session and w e?r e
w or king to find new Play-Doh scandals and discover m or e about last sessions Play-Doh scandal.
(Ther e?s a ton, tr ust m e.) After a lot of har d w or k and investigation dur ing Session 1, the Play-Doh?s evil
team has decided to continue the hit ser ies. Expect scandals, inter view s, and m or e!
Pl ay-Doh : Har m f u l or Pl ayf u l ?
By Gabe Levine and M atan Josephy
In July of 2017, the
m anufactur er of Play-Doh, Hasbr o,
w as sued for four hundr ed m illion
dollar s after a lar ge num ber of
par ents com plained that kids w er e
becom ing addicted to Play-Doh,
som etim es playing w ith it for hour s
on end. They w ould for get to eat and
sleep - causing som e kids to slip into
com as or even die.
Scientists have analyzed
Play-Doh, and found that som e
container s of Play-Doh w er e laced
w ith sm all tr aces of Dopam ine (A
dr ug know n for being highly
addictive), and, as the kid have
sm elled the Play-Doh (And som etim es
even ingested it), they have gotten the
Dopam ine into their system s, causing
these intense addictions. Because of
this, the gover nm ent has stated that
the factor ies m anufactur ing this
br and of Play-Doh w ill be subject to
m ultiple health r elated inspections,
and m ay even be for ced to shut their
door s for good. Hasbr o has
apologized for the Dopam ine found
in the Play-Doh, and says that it w ill
not happen again.
Despite Hasbr o?s apology,
Play-Doh sales have gone dow n by
near ly tw enty per cent in the last
m onth, and Hasbr o?s stock w or th and
net w or th have dr opped
substantially. Exper ts ar e pr edicting
that if sales continue to decr ease,
Play-Doh m anufactur ing could gr ind
to a halt, as Hasbr o star ts to lean
m or e on sales of M onopoly, and
Fur bies. Stay tuned for m or e updates
on the law suit that people ar e calling
Play-Doh Is Killing Us All, in
Play-Doh?s Evil: Her e?s W hy.
* Editor?s note: this is a work of fiction