Volu m e 48B | Issu e 14 | M on , 8/ 14/ 17

W h at Happen ed i n Ch ar l ot t esv i l l e
By Cadence and Kather ine

On Satur day, a gr oup of w hite nationalists

and Neo Nazis r allied in a ?Unite the Right?
m ar ch to pr otest the r em oval of a statue of
Rober t E. Lee. If you don?t know w ho that is:
Rober t. E. Lee w as a confeder ate gener al in
the Civil War. (Basically, he w as pr o-slaver y).
Aside fr om w anting the statue to r em ain, the
m ar cher s w er e also m ar ching for w hite
supr em acy. They ar e against Jew s, Afr ican
Am er icans, and anyone w ho isn?t w hite. They
chanted things like ?you w ill not r eplace us?,
and ?Jew s w ill not r eplace us?. One guy, w ho
gave his nam e only as Ted, said ?I?m tir ed of
seeing w hite people being pushed ar ound.?
The r ally quickly deter ior ated into r acial
taunting and fights, causing the Gover nor to
declar e a state of em er gency and police to ar r ive on the scene. The cr ow d disper sed, and only the
tr ium phant counter -pr otester s w er e left, m ar ching ar ound the dow ntow n m all. But it w as not over.
W itnesses say they saw a gr ay spor ts car plow into a gr oup of counter -pr otester s, hur ling tw o
people into the air. 32-year -old Heather D. Heyer w as killed. At least 19 other people w er e injur ed in
the cr ash. The car sped aw ay fr om the scene.
The or iginal r ally dr ew people fr om the Ku Klux Klan and neo-Nazi gr oups. David Duke, a
for m er ?im per ial w izar d? at the KKK., said ?We?r e going to fulfill the pr om ises of Donald Tr um p? to
?take our countr y back? for w hite people. So, our countr y is being led by som eone w hom the KKK
suppor ts.
Another scar y thing is that the pr esident doesn?t seem to notice the ter r ifying behavior of the
m ar cher s. Donald Tr um p r esponded to the violence by saying ?We condem n in the str ongest possible
ter m s this egr egious display of hatr ed, bigotr y and violence on m any sides, on m any sides. It has been
going on for a long tim e in our countr y -- not Donald Tr um p, not Bar ack Obam a. It has been going on
for a long, long tim e. It has no place in Am er ica." By placing the blam e on ?m any sides?, he basically
said that the counter -pr otester s had a r ole in the violence. They didn?t. They w er e sim ply fighting
against the hatr ed, bigotr y and violence that the w hite nationalists suppor t. The w hite nationalists
escaped w ith nothing m or e than cuts or br uises. M eanw hile, counter -pr otester s liter ally w er e being
thr ow n into the air by a speeding car. They w er e hit so har d their shoes actually cam e off their feet.
Som eone w as killed. Editor?s Note: M any are angry that Trump did not explicitly denounce hate groups
like the KKK by name, and that his ?many sides? comments downplay the aggression and terrorism of
such groups. Joe Biden, in r esponse to Tr um p tw eeted: ?Ther e is only one side.?
Heather Heyer , w ho w as killed, w as descr ibed as a str ong w om an by her fr iends. She died
fighting for w hat she believed in.
Obam a shar ed a quote fr om Nelson M andela on Tw itter : ?No on e i s bor n h at i n g an ot h er
per son becau se of t h e col or of h i s sk i n or h i s back gr ou n d or h i s r el i gi on ... Peopl e m u st l ear n t o
h at e, an d i f t h ey can l ear n t o h at e, t h ey can be t au gh t t o l ove.?
How t o Avoi d Bei n g Ru sh ed
i n Th e M or n i n g
By Kalie
In the m or ning I am alm ost
alw ays r ushed. So I thought I?d
tell you som e w ays to avoid
being r ushed.
1. Wake up EARLY!
2. DO NOT pr ess snooze
3. If you w ake up ear ly but ar e
still being r ushed, WAKE UP
EARLIER!
4. Pick out your outfit the
night befor e.
5. M ake your lunch the night
befor e and r efr iger ate it.
6. Don?t look at your phone in
the m or ning and get
distr acted (if you have a
phone).
7. Get a good sleep or else you
w ill not w ant to get up.
8. Do som ething that m akes
you tir ed so you w ill fall
asleep ear lier and w ake up
ear lier (if you love sleep this is
a good tip!)
These ar e all of the tips I have.
Byeeeee!
Th e On i on M an : Par t Tw o
By Addison and Ryan Kane
Previously on The Onion M an Part One, Carl the Roche
Brothers Delivery man had an idea to throw the 2,000 onions
he accidentally ordered at random people. Now we begin Part
Two.
Car l the deliver y dude figur ed out that to thr ow onions at a
lot of people, he w ould have to go som ew her e w ith a lot of
people. Fir st he w ent to a Nickelback concer t, but no one
show ed up. Then he w ent to the Nor th Pole, but he for got to
br ing the onions, so he had to go back . Then w hen he got
hom e, he noticed ther e w as a fam ous author visiting his local
libr ar y. Then he thought ?M y w or d, w hat a per fect place to
thr ow onions at people.? Then he w ent to the tow n libr ar y
and r ealized ther e w as exactly 2,000 people ther e. Then he
pr oceeded to thr ow onions at each individual per son in the
building. After he did his ?stunt? he got banned fr om the
libr ar y for life. THE END
An sw er i n g I dea Box Qu est i on s
By Lucy w hatever her lastnam eisithinkitsvitali
and Roxanne ?Satan? Glassenber g
R: Hey all. So w e?ve answ er ed a bunch of idea box questions
and w e?ve decided to scatter them thr oughout the Daily
Double.
L: W her ever you see a bor der like the one her e, it?s fr om us.
R: So, today w e?ll be delving the depths of the fabled Idea Box
to see exactly w hat w e find.
L: It?s gonna be gr eat. Fantastic! Hope you enjoy!
Idea Box: Stick things in people?s ears and talk about it.
L: ?
L: Walker says w e can?t stick things in people's ear s :(
R: Walker w ouldn?t let m e stick anything in anyone?s ear s.
Walker : Don?t do it!
R: K Walker , I?ll keep that in m ind. * w hisper s* I?ll get him
w hile he sleeps. NEXT QUESTION

Th e I n t er n at i on al M LB New s
By Cole Tom etsko

Welcom e to the Inter national M LB New s, your one place for ever yday baseball new s. Let?s look at the
scor es fr om last night. The Giants and the Nationals had a double header w ith the Giants w inning
gam e one and the Nats w inning gam e tw o. Other scor es, Tw ins beat the Tiger s 6-4, M ar lins beat the
Rockies 5-3, Br ew er s beat the Reds 7-4, Br aves beat the Car dinals 6-3, the A?s beat the Or ioles 9-3, Cubs
beat the Diam ondbacks 7-2, Blue Jays beat the Pir ates 7-1, Indians beat the Rays 4-3, M ets beat the
Phillies 6-2, Royals pounded the W hite Sox 14-6, Astr os beat the Ranger s 2-1, Dodger s beat the Padr es
6-4, Angels beat the M ar iner s 4-2, and the Red Sox beat the Yankees 3-2. In other new s, in that M ar lins
w in, Giancar lo Stanton tied the M ar lins single season hom e r un r ecor d w ith hom e r un #42, tieing Gar y
Sheffield. And finally, Nationals star Br yce Har per has been placed on the 10 day disabled list because
of a bone br uise on his left knee.
CRCAP?s Wor st Deci si on s I n Th e Fu t u r e: Top 5
By AnoNYm OuS777 (Ben Cr able)
Hello, ever yone. Today I br ing you the top five w or st
futur e decisions CRCAP can m ake.
5: The cancellation of Sum m er Shor ts. Ever yone
loves Sum m er Shor ts, if they get cancelled then the
apocalypse w ill begin.
4: Censor ing Daily Double ar ticles. Fr ee speech is a
beautiful thing! I can m ake Walker M inecr aft Let?s
Play ar ticles all I w ant w ithout consequences. If
Walker did censor these types of ar ticles, my
channel w ill be pr actically non-existent.
3: Cr eative Star ts contr olling the entir e top floor of
the M iddle Building. Soon those little kids w ill
over r un big cam p, and w e w ill all be for ced to play
m usical chair s!
2: The day Roxanne Glassenber g finally leaves
CRCAP. This w ill tr igger the end of the w or ld to
begin.
1: Walker becom ing head counselor of CRCAP. Even
thinking of this w ill m ake som e people faint. W hen
this happens, a m eteor w ill sm ash into CRCAP and
CRCAP w ill be cur sed or a m illion year s.
I per sonally hope num ber 1 w ill never happen. I
hope you enjoyed it!
Idea Box: Join the Illuminati for the day and tell us
about it.
L: ? I?ll let Cthulhu answ er this one.
R:....Does being a High Pr iestess of the Thir d High
Com m and of Ter r ifying Wor ld Leader s Platoon #6
count? Cuz that?s fun as
w hick-w hack-paddy-sm ack-diddly-dack-
thum btack-biofeedback-hunchback-that?s so
w hack-quar ter back-a-ding-a-dong-ding!
L: Okay then! NEXT QUESTION?
Idea Box: Pink or Purple (survey)
R: Pur ple
Weston: Pink, I guess.
Yog-Sothoth (is the gate): Pink w ith glitter !
Walker : Pur ple
M ojo: M eat
Olive: W her e's the m eat?????
R: Ooh, m eat. I like m eat!
Yog Sothoth (is the gate): IS IT HUUU M AN M EAT?
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM ! DIEEEEE
L: Pur ple
Tillie Slosser : Pur ple
R, M ojo, Olive, Yog-Sothoth (is the gate): AAAAA
TTTTT
L: Okay! NEXT QUESTION!
Rook i es Tak e Dow n Ch apm an , Yan k s
By Ciar an M ur phy
The Red Sox continue to r oll, as they w on
again last night, defeating the Yankees 3-2
in New Yor k . Rookies Andr ew Benintendi
and Rafael Dever s played huge r oles in the
outcom e of this one, and Dever s didn?t even
star t the gam e. He cam e in dur ing the 6th
inning to hit for Chr is Young, and stayed in
to finish the gam e. Good thing he did.
Dever s hit a gam e tying hom e r un to left on
a 103 m ile-per -hour fastball. The Red Sox
failed to scor e again in the inning, and
w hen Reed, then Kim br el cam e into the
gam e, and com bined for a scor eless.
Chapm an began by dr illing Jackie Br adley
Jr. w ith a 103 m ph fastball. Br adley w as
okay, but the HBP seem ed to r attle
Chapm an. He w alked Eduar do Nunez, still
batting .365, then w as pulled. Tom my
Kahnle cam e in and w ent on to w alk
M ookie Betts befor e Benintendi w ent on to
pull one into Left, scor ing Br adley Jr , and
r eloading the bases. Hanley Ram ir ez Str uck
out. Capping a 0-4 night, and r eceived the
golden som br er o, w ith 4 str ikeouts, and
then Dever s, still r esponsible for the gam e
going to extr as, lined out to left to end the
inning and leave the bases loaded. The Red
Sox w on their 2nd str aight and 10th out of
their past of 11. Chapm an w as aw ar ded a
blow n save and a loss for his effor ts, as
Kim br el im pr oved to 4-0 w ith the scor eless
per for m ance. The Red Sox play the Indians
for a m akeup gam e M onday night at 6:10.
Doug Fister (2-5) w ill face Tr evor Bauer
(10-8). I?ll be ther e. W ill you?
Tr u m p Pr an k -Cal l s Dai l y Dou bl e
By Ciar an M ur phy, Kather ine Lam ber t, and Abby
Rooney
On CIT Day, am id the festivities in the Daily
Double, Walker Ander son VII r eceived a call fr om
an unknow n caller located in Washington, D.C.
Walker im m ediately called out ?It?s Tr um p!? We
sent out our ace r epor ter s Kather ine Lam ber t
and Abby R. to find out m or e on this developing
stor y. They star ted by inter view ing Walker.
Q: W hat was your first thought when you saw the
location of the caller?
A: W ho w ould call m e? Nobody ever calls m e. I
thought it w as str ange it w as an anonym ous call
fr om D.C.
Q: W hat happened when you accepted the call?
A: [W hen I saw it w as fr om D.C.] I said, ?Oh no,
Tr um p called m e.? Ever yone scr eam ed ? I picked
up the phone, hear d a few br eaths, and then they
hung up.
[At which point, M addie interjects and says, ?Did
they sound like the breaths of someone who had
been up all night on Twitter? Did they sound like
the breaths of someone whose hands are trembling
over the giant red button that will destroy the
world??]
Q: W hy do you think this happened?
A: Tr um p is ver y sensitive to negative pr ess
cover age and tends to lash out. He m ust have
seen a copy of the Daily Double and gotten angr y
at us.
Idea Box: Come up with new poodle mixes.
Example: Walker + poodle= Woodle!
R: I w r ote this one.
L: Roxanne + Poodle = Roodle?
R: Far ts + poodle = doodle. HAHAHA far ts.
R: Poodle + another poodle = poodle
Um m m m m ? .CRCAP + poodle = CRCA Poodle.
Oh, and Daily Double + poodle = Daily
Double Pool.
L: Alr ight that?s it. NEXT QUESTION!
Idea Box: Travel to the underworld and
review your stay.
R: Oh tr ust m e, I?ve been ther e and it?s not
w or th your tim e. The sheets at the hotel ar e
beds of nails, and the only r estaur ants ar e
Red Lobster ! The only site-seeing activities
ar e ?the M useum of Tor tur e Devices? and the
?Leaning Tow er of Tor tur ed Souls?. It?s
totally not kid-fr iendly either ! At Hotel
Hades?Childcar e, one kid got eaten! Plus, the
only w ay to get ther e is a boat over a r iver of
blood, and I get sea sick (blood sick?). Ew.
L: It w as m ediocr e. It w as too hot for my
liking. * shr ugs* That?s just m e. Also I?m not a
fan of som e of those dem ons. They?r e pr etty
stalker ish. Don?t go to the m useum s if you
don?t w ant to have vivid night ter r or s. The
beaches ar en?t gr eat, but they?r e pr etty m uch
the only place that doesn?t allow dem ons.

Appar ently, this has happened befor e. The other call w as also fr om D.C., but had a differ ent phone
num ber and Walker didn?t pick up. We also note that all have the r ight of fr ee speech, and ther e is
fr eedom of the pr ess, so ther e is no illegal doings w ithin the Daily Double Room .
We tr acked the num ber - this m ost r ecent caller w as a telem ar keter fr om the com pany ?I.R.? But
Ander son r eceived a call fr om a differ ent num ber in D.C., and this w as a caller on 14th Str eet & New
Yor k Ave. Hom e. it w as a gr ound line num ber , but no other infor m ation past the pr ovider w as able to
be gleaned fr om the num ber.
I.R. m ight stand for Inger soll-Rand PLC. This com pany?s headquar ter s ar e, str angely, in Dublin,
Ir eland. Its w ebsite says its Nor th Am er ican headquar ter s is actually in Davidson, Nor th Car olina. We
dug deeper but failed to find a Washington D.C. location for the com pany. I.R. is listed as a com pany,
and m ultiple people r epor t to com plain about calls ever y day, w ith the caller hanging up befor e they
can hear the voice. It also appear s that this caller has just hit the line a few days ago ... Ander son also
r epor ts that the few br eaths he hear d sounded a lot like an old per son, and he also r epor ts that he has
had this caller m ultiple tim es.
Appar ently Inger soll-Rand PLC?s goal is to ?enhance the quality and com for t of air in hom es and
buildings; tr anspor t and pr otect food and per ishables; and incr ease industr ial pr oductivity and
efficiency.? (Quote: fr om w ebsite). Although this is the only com pany that com es up w hen I.R. is
sear ched, it is unlikely that it is the the culpr it? Ander son states that ?The Daily Double is a fr ee pr ess
and cannot be intim idated by Washington D.C. bullies.?
Thank you for r eading this developing new s stor y str aight fr om the Old Building!
A Li t t l e St or y Idea Box: test all the water fountains.
By Kylie O?Hear n R: som eone did that last session...but all I
know is that the w ater fountain in the Old
Once, Little Capistr iano, (a little pineapple) w as Building is floating w ith sedim ent.
looking ar ound his house. He w as w ith his fr iend, L: That seem s like a bad idea.
Little Squar epleep, (a little str aw ber r y). Both little R: It w ould m ake you need to pee. A lot.
fr iends alw ays w onder ed w hy people tr ied to eat them . I: NEEEEEED QUESTION!
They w ished to be in a w or ld w her e the w ouldn't be
eaten. Little Squar epleep shouted, ?Do YOU w ant to go Idea Box: a quiz about garden gnomes.
INTo the str anGe RooM r ight ther e??
Little Capistr iano said, ?Oh, little Squar epleep! 1. Do you like pointy hats?
That's the attic!? A. HECK YEAH!
B. W hat?
?But? ? said C. No.
Little Squar epleep.
Little 2. Do you like slugs?
Capistr iano did A: Them tasty
agr ee w ith her. B: W hat?
?Oh, FINE!!? He C: Noooo, not r eally.
scr eam ed.
Little 3. Ar e you a gnom e?
Squar epleep said, A. HECK YEAH M AN
?YAy!!!!? They w ent into the attic. The scar y stair s B. W hat?
cr eaked. C. No w ay.
?OM G!? Little Squar epleep exclaim ed. ?Look!?
She pointed to som ething. Ther e w as a glow ing light. 4. IS IT W HACK?
Little Capistr iano gasped! It w as so sw ir ly and spar kly. A. HECK YEAH IT?S W HACK! SAY IT
Both little fr iends stopped to think . They did not w ant LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
to be in their house! B. W hat?
?Should w e go into the spar keeelee?? Little C. Ohhh, it?s w hack indeed.
Capistr iano exclaim ed.
?HM M m m ? ? thought Little Squar epleep. M ostly A?s: You ar e a gnom e. Yay?
Then, the little fr iends cam e to a decision. They M ostly B?s: You ar e a little bit ignor ant.
jum ped into the spar keele!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And also not a gnom e.
The little fr iends held hands as they fell thr ough M ostly C?s: You ar e Walker. You ar e
the spar kelee. ?Oh NO!? They both thought som ething w aaaay w hack .
bad w ould happen. R: Best quiz in the histor y of the Daily
?O M G!!!? Scr eam ed little Squar epleep. Double, hands dow n.
?LOOOOOOOK!!? L: Agr eed. NEXT QUESTION!
Both little fr iends looked ar ound in
am azem ent! Tons of foods w er e dancing and singing Idea Box: tell
happily! Little Capistr iano and Little Squar epleep R: I?LL NEVER SQUEAL!
knew they w ould be safe. They w alked into the near est L: I REFUSE TO TELL YOU ANYTHING!
building. Ther e w as a desk and pieces of paper. A little SM ASH THE PATRIARCHY
cupcake sat at the desk . ?Hi, fr iends! Ar e you looking R: AND PUT POCKETS IN WOM EN?S
to be a citizen of Little Fr uitville!? PANTS! W E HATE BUYING BAGS!
Little Capistr iano said ?YEs!!!!? L: hAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
?Take one sheet of paper each!? The little Tillie: W hy ar e you my fr iends.
cupcake r eplied. They did. It asked w hat their nam e R: DOW N W ITH PATRIARCHY! ALL HAIL
and food they ar e. W hen they w er e done, the little GREAT CTHULHU! AAAARRRGGGHH
cupcake looked at the paper s and said, ?Her e ar e the * Sm ashes Daily Double Room * And by the
m aps to your new hom es!? He handed them each a w ay, Cthulhu is gender less and suppor ts
m ap. Little Capistr iano and Little Squar epleep found w om en and LGBT r ights. Look it up.
their houses. They w er e neighbor s! Soon, the tw o little
fr iends star ted dancing and singing w ith all the other
little foods! The end.
St or e M i spr on u n ci at i on s Van i l l a M i l k sh ak e
By Chloe and Evil Ava By Kalie

C: Hello, w e?r e back . No escaping this tim e. M ua! W hat You W ill Need:
A: M uahahaha * Vanilla Ice cr eam
C: We ar e going to star t this dur ing the last w eek of * M ilk (or alm ond m ilk)
Session Tw o. We w ill be m ispr onouncing all types of * A couple of ice cubes
stuff. We ar e nor m al hum an beings and pr onounce this
stuff cor r ectly. Anyw ay, today, w e have STORE NAM ES! How to M ake it:
Blend any am ount of ice cr eam (the
M icr osoft am ount you blend w ill be how m uch
A: M ickfr on? uhh? m ilkshake you have) and som e m ilk .
C: M eecr osoft Add som e ice cubes. Blend for 1 m inute
C: Ava, how is your answ er that?! (or until ever ything is blended). Pour in
A: I don't know a cup and add a str aw. Enjoy!

Tar get I hope you liked this r ecipe! Bye!

A: Cir cle and a Dot
C: Tar jay
Idea Box: Hex someone. Write about it?
M acy's R: I w r ote this one, too. K w ho should I
C: M ossys hex? * Looks ar ound*
A: M ays L: Hex Tillie.
C: Is your bir thday in M ay or som ething? R: No, r em em ber ? We can?t hex Tillie
A: M AYbe ?cuz she exudes an anti-m agic bar r ier
that is vir tually im penetr able.
Walm ar t L: Fine. Hex Walker.
A: DeViL R: Gr eat idea! Ok, her e it goes.
C: WoolM ar t * Squeezes eyes shut and w iggles finger s
C: Woolm ar t sounds nothing like the devil tow ar ds Walker * Waggle daggle dotter
spotter Har r y Potter give m e your spir it.
Bed Bath & Beyond A boom . Nothing happened! He m ust
C: Bood Booth & Boond alr eady be cur sed w ith
A: Bed Toilets & Beyond that...ever ything.
C: I agr ee. L: Well dar n. NEXT QUESTION!

Build-a-Bear w or kshop Idea Box: W hat are the knitters up to?

C: Constr uct and stuff and put a hear t in it so it com es to
life and possibly sew a bear w or kshop
A: Build-a-Thing Wor kshop
C: ? ? (no com m ent)
A: Uhh, w ell now I am the RULER NOW !!!!
C: I'm back
A: NNNOOO
Chocolate Thing
C: A Chocolote Ting
A: M y Heaven
C: I think this is enough.. I'm ver y sor r y
A: BUT W E DID NOT DO HOT TOPIC
C: Do you shop ther e or som ething?
A: I shop for da gam es and my childr en
C: Anyw ay Evil Ava is being cr eepy again so... Our next
ar ticle w ill be about Restaur ant m ispr onunciations
(That's a long w or d and I cant spell it)
A: BBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE!!!!
L: Thats for m e to know and you to find
out.
R: A lot of stuff. M WAHAHAHAHA.
Wait, how do you know ? You?r e not
even a knitter.
L: I have my w ays. NEXT QUESTION!
Final Idea Box: W hat is the m eaning of
life?
L: Life is
w hick-w hack-paddy-sm ack-diddly-dack-
thum btack-biofeedback-hunchback-that?s
so
w hack-quar ter back-a-ding-a-dong-ding!
R: Cor gis.
R: Annnnnddd that?s all for today!
Rem em ber , spay n?neuter your pets?
L: Thanks for r eading!
CI T
By Chloe Cr able and Evil Ava
Editor's Note: This should have gone in Friday's CIT
Day Issue, but we ran out of room and time! Sorry!
Once upon a tim e, ther e w as a pair. They
w er e w eir d. M addie the CIT (hatched fr om a egg)
and Lizzy the CIT (pur e evil). Lizzy had eaten all
of the chipw iches at cam p! (NNNOOO!!) M addie
got ver y angr y and star ted eating all the Red Sox
Bar s at cam p! W ith them both eating all those
deser ts, they star ted the apocalypse of the
apocalypse.
Zom bie cam per s and counselor s cam e to
devour all of the CITs. Zom bie Walker w as the
leader of the counselor zom bie clan, and Evil Ava
w as the leader of the cam per zom bie clan. Then,
Clar e stood up and r ounded up all the CITs so
they could fight together. But M addie and Lizzy
w er e still fighting, so Clar e had ended up splitting
them into gr oups to fight and defend each
building on cam pus.
Gr oup One is: Clar e, Jor dyn. Rashana, Stephanie,
Lizzy, and M addie.
Gr oup Tw o is: Rachel, Sar ah, Em ily, Kather ine,
and Ther esa.
Gr oup Thr ee is: Abby, Lily, Jake, Cam , and
Sim enesh, and RJ.
And finally, Gr oup Four is: Sam m i, Shm illy,
Laur en, Chloe and M ichael.
Gr oup One w as sent to the Old Building.
Let's check in on them now. Clar e w as standing in
fr ont of ever yone in gr oup one. M addie ended up
shoving her w ay to the fr ont of the ar my gr oup
thing. Zom bie Om ar w as chasing after them w ith
cam per s behind them . Zom bie Ava didn't do
anything at all this w hole stor y because she's too
lazy and evil. Zom bie Om ar got Stephanie in his
gr asp, and thr ew her to the side for the cam per s
to tur n her into another Zom bie.
Now , let's check on Gr oup Tw o. They w er e
sent to the Activity Center. They all r an to the gir ls
locker r oom and Rachel jum ped into the fir st
locker she saw. As she jum ped in, she saw a
zom bie child huddled inside, sleeping. As she
looked closer , she could tell the zom bie w as Evil
Ava, w ho as you r ecall w as the leader of the
cam per zom bie clan. It w as too late. Rachel tr ied
to flee but ended up being Evil Ava?s m inion.
Let's check on the Gr oup Thr ee. They w er e
sent to the M iddle Building, so Gr oup Thr ee
decided am ongst them selves to split up, One half
w ould take one half of the building, the other
half w ould get the other side. Her e ar e gr oup
thr ee?s gr oups:
Gr oup One of Gr oup Thr ee: Abby, Jake and
Sim enesh.
Gr oup Tw o of Gr oup Thr ee: Lily, Cam and RJ.
So, Gr oup One of Gr oup Thr ee w ent to the
left side of the M iddle Building. Zom bie Walker
w as w aiting for them at the entr ance; he pointed
at them and a gr oup of five cam per s char ged at
Sim enesh and Abby. They star ted doing their
sw eet kar ate m oves to fight the cam per zom bies
aw ay. Abby dodged as one tr ied to pull her
dow n, but Sim enesh dodged the w r ong w ay and
Zom bie Walker got her and she is now Zom bie
Walker ?s m inion
Gr oup Tw o of Gr oup Thr ee w ent to the
r ight side. They saw Zom bie Rachel (The CIT)
com ing after them . She m ur m ur ed, ?Save..
your self..? But they w ould not leave, ever yone
except Lily fled, and that caused Zom bie Rachel
to tur n Lily into a zom bie.
Now , let's quickly check on Gr oup Four.
They w ent to the Com m unity Building and head
to the Textiles Suite. Right as Zom bie Aar on
cam e, Laur en and Chloe hid behind a door
because EVERYONE know s zom bies can't open
door s. Yet Zom bie Aar on w as sm ar t and w alked
behind the door ! And that's how he got Laur en
and Chloe, but Sam m i, M ichael and Shm illy on
the other hand, r an into a actual ROOM w ith a
door (AKA the com puter lab). Sam m i gr abbed
her phone, (w hich she ALWAYS has in her
pocket) and said ?Shm illy! M ichael! We can call
the other s!?
Shm illy scr eam ed ?W HY DIDN'T W E
THINK OF THAT!? So Sam m i dialed Rachel?s
num ber ? ther e w as no answ er ? So she tr ied
M addie and she got a r esponse. ?SAM M I?!
SAM M I, ARE YOU THERE?! W HERE ARE YOU?
W HO'S W ITH YOU?!? Sam m i r eplied calm ly,
?M e, M ichael and Shm illy ar e hiding in the
Com puter Lab.?
?W hat happened to Laur en and Chloe..??
Sam m i r eplied, ?They hid behind a door and
Zom bie Aar on w alked behind it and caught
them by sur pr ise? ?
Ther e w as silence on the other line of the
phone,
Sam m i talked m or e, ?M addie, tell the
sur vivor s in your gr oup to m eet at the Tent
Stage. I'll call the other gr oups as w ell.?
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(continued from previous page) ?W hat w as that M addie?? M ichael
r eplied
M addie r eplied, ?Got it..? ?I SAID I'm w eir d so I keep chipw ich
Sam m i hung up. She said to M ichael and and Red Sox bar s w ith m e? yelled M addie
Shm illy ?We?r e m eeting at the tent stage, Go louder.
quickly, I'll m eet you ther e.? ?Okay, M addie, thr ow one on? said Lizzy
M ichael and Shm illy r an and r an to the ?And give m e the chipw ich one.? M addie thr ew
Tent Stage, Of cour se they got they got ther e safe, the Red Sox bar costum e on and Lizzy put the
They took the benches under the Tent Stage and chipw ich one on.
the bleacher s and built a bunker on the Tent ?Let's do this? said Lizzy, and M addie
Stage, and they hid until Sam m i and the other nodded.
gr oups cam e. They char ged outside the bunker and
Sam m i w as dialing Em ily?s num ber and star ted fighting the zom bies, then suddenly
told her the sam e thing she told M addie, m eet at ever ything fr oze except the sur vivor s. Shm illy,
the Tent Stage. Sam m i and M ichael cam e out. They hear d a
Next, she dialed Abby. She r epeated all deep voice,.?You have been w or king har d to fix
the stuff she told Em ily and M addie. They hung your tr oubles, Let us bestow Chipw iches and
up and Sam m i star ted r unning to the Tent Stage. Red Sox bar s upon you,? suddenly ever ything
She fought off all of the zom bies and r an to the unfr oze and Sam m i felt som ething har d on her
bunker , Ever yone w as alr eady huddled in the head ?Ow !? She picked it up and unw r apped it,
bunker m ade of benches and bleacher s, but a lot then ate it up w ithin 5 seconds and yelled
of people w er e m issing. They r ecalled that these ?LIZZY! M ADDIE YOU DID IT!?
people w er e m issing: Jor dyn, Rashana, Clar e, The zom bies took a bite out of the bar s
Sar ah, Kather ine, Ther esa. Abby, Lily, Jake, Cam , and chipw iches and slow ly tur ned nor m al
Sim enesh, RJ, Laur en and Chloe. Each gr oup said again, w hich led to a happy ending, w her e
that they didn't w ant to com e. They didn't w ant ther e w as alw ays chipw iches and Red Sox bar s.
to r etr eat, w hich led to them getting har assed by
the zom bies and getting tur ned into little zom bie
m inions. Luckily, the bunker Shm illy and
M ichael m ade w as big enough for all of the
sur vivor s to fit inside. M ichael, Shm illy, and
Sam m i all star ed at M addie and Lizzy. ?W hat did
you guys do?? they all said at the sam e tim e.
?Well, if you don't count eating all the
chipw iches at cam p, then nothing? Lizzy said.
?And if you also don't count eating all the
Red Sox bar s at cam p, then also nothing? r eplied
M addie.
Wow. They w ent full-out eating, How
ar en't they full? Sam m i thought.
?M ICHAEL, LIZZY, SAM M I, M ADDIE!?
yelled Shm illy
Ever yone tur ned and star ed at her. ?W hat
w e need to do is: Lizzy has to dr ess up as a
chipw ich and M addie as a Red Sox bar and go
fight the zom bies! Then the cam p spir its w ill
com e dow n and m ake it r ain chipw iches and
Red Sox bar s, r estor ing the cam p to nor m al w ith
all the counselor s and cam per s as zom bies!? said
Shm illy (Although Evil Ava m ay still be the
zom bie she is) .
?Okay, then w her e ar e w e getting the
costum es?? said Lizzy
M addie quietly w hisper ed, ?I'm w eir d, so
I keep chipw ich and Red Sox bar costum es w ith
m e? ?