ELIZABETH & JESSICA ‘* “FYI: You will be reading both Hlizabeth and Jessica’s lines** INT. NYU DORM SUITE - LATER Ilana enters, dejected. Three WASPY GIRLS shut off a TV quick and act like nothing’s going on. START — Hey, Madison. ELIZABETH BUTON-BATES Oh, hey we didn’t expect you to be home. Shouldn't you be at work? TLANA, Ugh, T’m having a day. This morning I~ JESSICA MERKEL-KELLER Stood too close to the subway dancers again? I can see that. awkward beat. LANA, What are you guys doing? ELIZABETH BUTON-BATES Wa're actually having our weekly suite meeting... ILANA What? 1 don’t know about any meetings. JESSICA MERKEL-KELLER Okay. We should just do it even though you’re here. Elizabeth Buton-Bates, can you bring up the PowerPoint? Elizabeth Buton-Bates turns on the TV (hooked up to her computer). We see a slide with the header "The Ilana Wexler Problem." Ilana’s jaw drops. ThANA Madison, why haven’t you talked to me about this before-- ELIZABETH BUTON-BATES Number twenty-seven: You call us all Madison. The slide changes: CALLS US MADISON. (CONTINUED) CODY BEKE CASTING 1/2CONTINUED: The slide ILANA No I don’t, Madis-- Wow. I guess I see all WASPs as the same... changes: HER HAIR. JESSICA MERKEL-KELLER When your hair is curly it looks like pubes, or so we've been told. We know this one’s just mean, but it’s a problem for us. TLANA Ugh! T/1l go over it with the iron again. END CODY BEKE CASTING 2/2