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Hodown
Montgomery, Vermont
Labor Day Weekend - 2017
Hi, Im Mike. Im your weekend guide, your affable party host, and the cancerous little angel perched on your
shoulder happily shepherding you into making regrettable decisions during what will be the craziest Vermont
party weekend yet. So grab my hand and lets head deep into the mountains of Vermont together
You probably already know what this weekend is: a guerilla gay bombing of a small village in the middle-of-
nowhere Vermont. So now Ill try to explain why this weekend is. Its to get away from gay city people and to
give you a chance to step outside of the real world for a weekend and into an alternate universe where a tiny
farming/mountain town is suddenly and overwhelmingly gay.
The weekend is weird, very drunk, and honestly its not for everybody. Its definitely not luxurious, its
definitely not fabulous, its unique. But its really, really fun if youre a laid back, easy-going kind of homo. Youll
meet a lot of new people, and probably make a lot of new friends.
The purpose of this guide is to help you determine if this weekend is for you. It might not be, and thats ok. But
if it is, youre going to have a weekend you wont forget.
WelCome to Summer gAY cAMp
Aaaaaaaaaaah summer camp hiking through the woods,
campfires at night, vicious and hateful social cliques that
psychologically destroy your slightly overweight friend, and
that one creepy older councilor that would have you smell-
test ether rags in the back of his Taurus... For many of us,
it was the best time of our lives.
And then at Labor Day, this little town center of about 500
people welcomes 100 city gays. Its weird, but its kind of
perfect.
Weve been doing this for many years and had over 100 guys
from the US and Canada there last year. Its not an
organized gay weekend and theres no paid events, or
anything other than an open invite to come and check out
Montgomery, Vermont, kick back, let loose, and experience a
scene that is, in many ways, the opposite of Provincetown,
Key West, or big city gay fests.
satUrdAy
Daytime (12pm-5pm) Third Hole. Boozy river hike and drinking.
This is the day we go on a relatively easy 20-25 minute hike to
a swimming hole thats a little more remote in the woods.
Bring water, bring sneakers or reasonable shoes (no need for
hiking boots or anything, its more of a walk than a hike
but you should avoid flip-flops or barefeet.)
Directions: When you walk out of Grampa Grunts, go straight up Rt. 58 until it bends to the left. Youll see a little parking area. Follow the
trail into the woods, you will have to walk through some water by the waterfalls (knee-deep) and youll hike along the other side of the river
until you find us all. Should be about 15 minutes one you cross the river.
satUrdAy
Note: if you drink too much, it can be dangerous on the rocks. Deal with it, missy.
Theres nothing like a cleansing fire to wash away
the demons of a weekend well-spent.
BYOB NO GLASS
HOLD UP KMOSABE!
SUNDAY NIGHT DISCLAIMER
SUNDAY NIGHT Party. The fine print:
The Sunday
The Inn!!
Pretty stuff
A travel note: some GPS systems will take you off Interstate 91 and onto VT-route 58. This is outlined
in blue above. This is the shortest way to get there, but its a windy dirt road through a mountain pass
where youll have no cell phone coverage and youre gay.
I recommend it for people with chunky tires, but not performance or low-profile tires. Its also probably
not the best idea if youre super anal about your cars paint job or keeping it clean. The route outlined in
red is how most GPS systems will send you and its the best bet. Itll take you to Jay Peak Resort and
then to Montgomery. .
LABOR DAY WEEKEND 2017 MONTGOMERY CENTER VERMONT
You get to be a weirdo for a weekend. Enjoy it.
The worlds most unlikely gay resort.
Kesha lied about rape.
And her new album is garbage.
Brodown
Hodown
Montgomery, Vermont
Labor Day Weekend 2017
Its 125 guys partying in the woods of
Vermont with no cell phone coverage.
What could go wrong?