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    The document contains a series of jokes and riddles with short questions and answers. The jokes cover topics like elephants drinking habits, dogs without legs, types of dogs that can be eaten, teachers without students making noise, clocks having hands but no arms, where cows like to go on weekends, carrots sounding like parrots, serving tennis balls but not eating them, how teachers and clouds affect brightness, and opening bananas with monkeys.

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    Funny Jokes

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    Tanja Ivanovska
    The document contains a series of jokes and riddles with short questions and answers. The jokes cover topics like elephants drinking habits, dogs without legs, types of dogs that can be eaten, teachers without students making noise, clocks having hands but no arms, where cows like to go on weekends, carrots sounding like parrots, serving tennis balls but not eating them, how teachers and clouds affect brightness, and opening bananas with monkeys.

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    1. Q: Why do elephants drink so much?

    A: To try to forger

    2. Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?


    A: It doesnt matter what you call him, hi still wont come.

    3. Q: What is the only kind of dog you can eat?


    A: A hot dog.

    4. Q: What do you call a teacher without students?


    A: A Happy teacher

    5. Q:What makes more noise than one student?


    A: Two students.

    6. Q:What has two hands but no arma?


    A; A clock

    7. Q: Where do cows like to go on the weekend?


    A: To the MOOvies!

    8. Q: What is orange and sound like a parrot?


    A: A carrot.

    9. Q: What can you serve but should never eat?


    A: A tennis ball.

    10. Q: What do teachers and clouds have in common?


    A: Everything brightens up when they go away

    11. Q: How can you open a banana?


    A: With a monkey.

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