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Full HD. Mario Kart rage. Tapping Serra

Angel.

The gravity gun. Nude-modding Charles Barkley

Super Mario World. Shut Up and Jam!

Reading the An angry stone Legendary Creature

comments. head that stomps on - Robert Khoo.
the floor every three
seconds.
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70,000 gamers Yoshi's huge egg- Winning the

sweating and farting laying cloaca. approval of Cooking
inside an airtight Mama that you
steel dome. never got from
actual mama.

Allowing nacho The Cock Ring of Eating a pizza that's

cheese to curdle in Alacrity. lying in the street to
your beard while gain health.
you creep in League
of Legends.

Achieving the Offering sexual Getting into a

manual dexterity favors for an ore situation with an
and tactical and a sheep. owlbear.
brilliance of a 12-
year-old Korean
boy.
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Rolling a D20 to A homemade, cum- Grand Theft Auto:

save a failing stained Star Trek Fort Lauderdale.
marriage. uniform.

The collective wail Unlocking a new A madman who

of every Magic: The sex position. lives in a policebox
Gathering player and kidnaps
suddenly realizing women.
that they've spent
hundreds of dollars
on pieces of
cardboard.

Being an attractive The boner hatch in SNES cartridge

elf trapped in an the Iron Man suit. cleaning fluid.
unattractive
human's body.
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Temporary Never watching, Google Glass + e-

invincibility discussing, or cigarette: Ultimate
thinking about My Combo!
Little Pony.

The Sarlacc Turn-of-the-century Buying virtual

sky racists. clothes for a Sim
family instead of
real clothes for a
real family.

Filling every pouch The decade of legal

of a UtiliKilt(TM) inquests following a
with pizza. single hour of
Grand Theft Auto.
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Bowser's aching A fully-dressed No Enforcer wants

heart. female videogame the manage the
character. panel on _____.

The most _____: Achievement In the new DLC for

controversial game unlocked. Mass Effect,
at PAX this year is Shepard must save
an 8-bit indie the galaxy from
platformer about _____.
_____.

What made Spock There was a riot at What's the latest

cry? the Gearbox panel bullshit that's
when they gave the troubling this quaint
attendees _____. fantasy town?