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JIM: All right,
let's get started.

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Oh, first off,
we're supposed to be
pushing card stock this week.

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So, let's push
card stock this week.

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Also... What is this?

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Tape recorder.

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For what?

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For recording.

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Michael is on vacation
and he has asked me to
record all meetings

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and to type up
the transcripts.

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Okay. Karen,
any news from that law firm?

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Yeah,
the deal closed yesterday.
It's a six-month commitment.

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Oh, my <i>God!</i>
Dwight, what are you doing?
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What?

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You're not allowed
to take off your pants
in the middle of the office.

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I'm not.
Dwight, you know what,
just back off, okay?

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That's making
me uncomfortable.

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This is sexual harassment,
by the way.

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Oh, my God,
he's got a <i>knife!</i>

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I do not have a knife.

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No. Let the record show
that Dwight K. Schrute
is now completely nude

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and is holding
a plastic knife
to Stanley's neck?

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Let the record show
that Jim Halpert is a <i>liar!</i>

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Dwight Schrute is now
wearing a baby's bonnet.

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I am not.

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Oh, Jim Carrey
just walked in.

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Dwight, get his
autograph for Michael...

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Jim Carrey did not
just walk in, okay?

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Yes, he...

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Dwight,
what is that on your stomach?

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Is that a <i>Muppet Babies</i>
tattoo?

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JIM: Oh, my God,
Karen, you're right.

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That is Animal
from the <i>Muppet Babies.</i>

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You can't see my stomach...

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I am now chopping off
Phyllis' head with
a chain <i>saw!</i>

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(IMITATING CHAIN SAW WHIRRING)

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Hey, <i>mon!</i>
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Hey.

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You have a bunch
of messages and...

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That's nice.

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Hannah quit
while you were gone.

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I guess she memoed
to file some complaints

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she had about
being a working mother,

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and so you might
also have to be deposed.

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Relax.
Just relax, okay?

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Okay.

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I'll get to all of it later.
It's kind of serious.

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Aren't you going to
ask me how Jamaica was?

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Say it. Ask me.

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How was Jamaica?
It was so <i>good!</i>

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(EXCLAIMS)

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Hey, <i>mon!</i>

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At Sandals, Jamaica,
when somebody says,
"Hey, mon,"

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everybody says,
"Hey, mon," back.

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Oh, Michael,
I'm glad you're here.

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Stanley. You know what?

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It is really good
to see you, too.

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My bonus check was $100
less than you promised.

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Okay, well, payroll is
in charge of all of that...

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They said
I should talk to you.

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Well, I am just
getting settled in.

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So I'm gonna...
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I am not doing
a lick more work

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until I get my
full bonus check.

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You are not as much fun
as your Jamaican brothers,

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mon.

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You wanna talk about it?

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Nope.

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I still haven't
found an apartment yet.

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I'm living in a hotel.

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Yesterday,
I saw a for-rent sign
down the street from Jim,

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and he said he didn't think
it'd be such a good idea.

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He said it would be
like we were living together

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in different houses,
two blocks away.

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<i>Feelin' hot, hot, hot!</i>

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<i>Feelin' hot, hot, hot!</i>

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<i>Feelin' hot, hot, hot!</i>

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<i>Feelin' hot, hot, hot!</i>

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That's all I know so far,
but I'm gonna keep practicing.

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It's good.

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You know, I had
never been out of
the country before now.

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I got to see how Jamaicans
live. It is great.

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You know, they just relax,
they party all the time.

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It's kind of
an impoverished country.

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Yeah.

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Gosh. Great.

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You know what, Pam?
Make a note.

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I want us all to start
having pia coladas
every day at 3:00.

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Well, you can't today.
We're doing inventory.

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Inventory's at
the end of December.

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We couldn't do it without you,
so we postponed.

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I specifically
went on vacation
so I would miss it.

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Inventory is boring.

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In the islands,
they don't make you do
stuff like take inventory.

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Why do you think
so many businesses
move to the Caymans?

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Tonight, we are going
to have an inventory luau.

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I want to bring back
a little slice of paradise

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to the Dunder Mifflin
Warehouse Inventory.

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So, Party Planning Committee,
get on it.

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By the end of the day?
That's impossible.

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The Jamaicans don't have
a word for <i>"impossible".</i>

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Yep, it's English.
It's <i>"impossible".</i>

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Michael, there's no
way we can do it in time.

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How hard is a luau?

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All you need are some
grass skirts, pineapple, poi,

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tiki torches, suckling pig,
some fire dancers.

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That's all you need.

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Come on <i>in!</i>

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Settle in.

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Settling...

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Settling...

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And settled. Good.
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There is something
I would like to
show everybody.

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See this sign?

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"No shirt.
No shoes. No problem."

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This is an attitude
I would like all of
you to have right here.

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So what
if we have to stay late
and do inventory? No problem.

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Oh, my God. Is that Jan?

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JIM: What?
KEVIN: Where?

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RYAN: What?
PAM: On the left.

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No, no, no. That's...
Oh, my God...

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No, that's a German woman
named Urgle Grue.

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Jan told me to play it cool
and not tell anybody

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because it could
get us both in trouble.

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So, officially,
I did not see her.

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But I did see Jan there

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in our room

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at night

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and in the morning.

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And that's all I'm gonna say.

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Sex. Sex.

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We had sex.

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I had sex with her.

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I had sex with Jan.

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Hey, dude.
I just got back from Jamaica.

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<i>TODD: Big whoop.</i>
<i>I was in Hotlanta.</i>

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<i>That whole town is waxed.</i>

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Yeah, that sounds amazing,
but you know what?

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The lady, Jan Levinson,
wanted to go to Montego Bay.

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<i>You took The Ice Queen?</i>
<i>I don't buy it.</i>

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Well, I'm looking at a photo,
right now,

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and, I'm telling you,
it could be in <i>Maxim.</i>

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<i>They wouldn't give</i>
<i>you a subscription</i>
<i>to</i> Maxim.

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Oh, no?
<i>No.</i>

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Okay. Well,

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check this out.

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I'm sending you some e-mail.

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You got it?

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<i>What? No, I got nothing.</i>

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Check it again.
Hit refresh.
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<i>Yeah, Mike, still nothing.</i>

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Okay, wait a second.

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I sent it to you at
packer@dundermifflin.com...

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Packaging@dundermifflin.com...

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Uh-oh.

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<i>Wait. I just got it</i>
<i>from somebody else.</i>

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<i>Wow!</i>

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<i>This is hot. Damn!</i>

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<i>How do I get you</i>
<i>out of this picture?</i>

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Darryl?

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Hey. Hi, where's Darryl?

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He's in the office.

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Okay.

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Hi. Hey, man,
how's it going?

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All right.
What's up, Mike?

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That's great. Okay.

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So did you get
an e-mail from me?

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Yeah.
Okay.

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Well, that was supposed to
go to Packer, not Packaging.

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Did you already forward it
to a whole bunch of people?

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Uh-uh.

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Okay.

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Well, did you get
the second e-mail
that I sent

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explaining that
the first e-mail
was a mistake

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and that you
should delete it?

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Yep.
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Have you sent
that out to everyone?

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Mike,
I'm very busy down here.

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Yikes.

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Already sent it to you,
my friend.

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Fantastic.
Boring.

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Call me if she rolls over.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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You okay?

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Yeah.

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You sure?

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Yeah. Yes.

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I'm just in this, like,
stupid fight with Karen.

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<i>Oh!</i>

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You want to talk about it?

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Really?

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I have a special
assignment for you.

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Who's the target?

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A sensitive e-mail
has been released
into the office.

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It contains a file.
A picture.

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The filename is
Jamaica Jan Sun Princess.

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What's it of?
Not important.

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Unless you're willing
to tell me everything,

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I cannot accept
this assignment.

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Okay, then forget it.
Okay, I accept it.

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So, I don't know,
I just feel like we've
been dating a month, right?

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Same street,
I think that might
be a little close.

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A little bit much.

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What?

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How far away
does she live now,
like, 10 minutes?

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Yeah, I guess.

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Honestly, I think you
should go easy on her.

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No, I didn't mind helping
Jim with his problem.

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That's what friends do.

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I help Phyllis all the time.

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Just yesterday,
I untangled a piece
of tape from her hair.

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So, yeah.

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Hey, thanks a lot.
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Oh, don't worry about it.

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I mean,
it's better than listening

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to Michael
play a conch shell,

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which is what I was doing.

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Oh, also,

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Michael went to
Jamaica with Jan...
Yeah.

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How have we not
talked about this already?

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I mean, what happened there?
Kidnapping?

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Hey, I need to talk to you...

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Not now, not ever.

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...about you and Jan.

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None of your business.

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I wish that were true,
but it... It...
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It seems from that
photo that two of you

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have entered into
an intimate relationship.

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That photo is
my personal property,
and if you are telling me

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that you went on my computer
and stole that photo,

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then I am going
to call the cops.

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Michael,
nine different people
e-mailed me that photo,

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including my ex-wife
and we don't talk.

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Well, this is probably
the icebreaker you need.

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You know,
for your own protection,

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you should disclose
the relationship to HR.

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I bet you would
love all the details,

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wouldn't you,
you skeevy little perv?

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All right. If you're
having a relationship

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with your superior,
you must disclose it.

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No, no.
No, I am not dating Jan.

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She was very clear
about that.

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Just two like souls
having a romantic time

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in the most
romantic place on Earth.

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Got enough, weirdo?

246
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:23,814
All right, thanks, Michael.
Okay.

247
00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:25,915
Okay, we only have
three hours, people,

248
00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:28,146
to plan a whole luau
and you're not helping.

249
00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:30,418
What are
the ingredients of poi?

250
00:11:30,489 --> 00:11:34,050
I've called every
grocery store in Scranton
and no one sells whole pigs.

251
00:11:34,126 --> 00:11:35,718
Did you try
the petting zoo?

252
00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:41,365
Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.

253
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,231
Just a second. Michael?

254
00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:45,564
It's Jan on the phone.
Oh, <i>God!</i>

255
00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,936
No, no, no. Hang up. Hang up.

256
00:11:48,507 --> 00:11:50,498
Tell her I'm not here.
Don't... Don't...

257
00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:52,237
I've ran out of gas.

258
00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:55,337
I hit a deer. I hit...
I hit a deer with my car.

259
00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:58,316
No. I hit a cat.
Tell her I hit a cat.

260
00:11:58,384 --> 00:11:59,874
He'll call you back.

261
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,819
Okay. Great.

262
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,687
Do you think she bought it?
Okay.

263
00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:07,751
Okay.

264
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,124
Michael hit a deer?

265
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:17,300
<i>Michael!</i> Michael,
there's an emergency
in the warehouse.

266
00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:18,563
An accident?
Is somebody hurt?

267
00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:19,898
No, it's...

268
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:21,963
It involves the photograph.

269
00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:24,509
Oh, <i>God!</i> No, no, no.

270
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,418
Mike,
you're a rock star, <i>man!</i>

271
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,286
You are the <i>man!</i>

272
00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:39,585
DARRYL: <i>Yeah!</i>
Well <i>done!</i>

273
00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:41,353
(MAN WHOOPING)
All right. Okay.

274
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:42,985
Hit that corporate booty.

275
00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:44,427
ROY: Nice to hit <i>it!</i>

276
00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:52,366
<i>Hello! Hi!</i>
Attention, everyone.

277
00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:56,572
Apparently,
there is an e-mail
circulating around

278
00:12:56,642 --> 00:13:00,874
that contains a very
PG-13 rated picture
of me and a woman.

279
00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:02,038
Jan.

280
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:05,174
No, Kevin, a woman.
Maybe Jan, maybe...

281
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:06,240
Urgle Grue.

282
00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:08,980
My point is
that if you get it,

283
00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:11,784
I would ask that
you just delete it,
sight unseen.

284
00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:13,791
Let's be professional,
all right?

285
00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:17,889
<i>Feelin'...</i>
<i>Feelin' hot, hot, hot</i>

286
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:19,964
<i>Hey!</i>
Hey.

287
00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:21,626
What are you doing out here?

288
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,167
Island living, you know.

289
00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:25,263
Jan called.

290
00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:27,305
She's coming in
later to talk to you.

291
00:13:27,773 --> 00:13:29,001
Did she say what it's about?

292
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:30,403
That's all she said.

293
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:47,422
<i>Ol, ol, ol</i>
<i>ol, ol, ol</i>

294
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:50,894
<i>Ol, ol, ol</i>
<i>ol, ol, ol</i>

295
00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:52,954
<i>The people in the party,</i>
<i>hot, hot, hot</i>

296
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,925
I think you dropped this.

297
00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:00,997
You sure?

298
00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:02,040
Definitely.

299
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,571
I have disconnected
the office T1 line.

300
00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:07,737
I have ordered
that be taken down.

301
00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:08,780
All right.

302
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,578
I've destroyed all printouts
from the bathroom.

303
00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:13,481
There are copies
in the bathroom?

304
00:14:13,552 --> 00:14:15,144
There were a lot of them.

305
00:14:15,754 --> 00:14:16,743
All right.

306
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:24,560
I think I owe you one.

307
00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:25,921
Sorry?

308
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:27,829
For talking
sense into Halpert.

309
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:31,028
The Days Inn Room 228
was staring to get
really depressing.

310
00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:32,730
Yeah, I know,
don't worry about it.

311
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,796
I mean,
he was being ridiculous.

312
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:38,275
Yeah. But thanks, seriously.

313
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:39,743
Sure.
Okay.

314
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:46,383
(DARRYL WHOOPING)

315
00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:47,578
DARRYL: <i>Yes!</i>

316
00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:49,143
Yes, what'd I tell you?

317
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:52,054
I knew he'd turn up.
You see that?

318
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:55,484
This is the greatest night
of my life.

319
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,306
Who did this to you?
Where is he?

320
00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:11,434
What?

321
00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:15,172
No. It's not... It's nothing.

322
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:26,986
It's hot in here.

323
00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:29,886
Yeah.
Yeah.

324
00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:41,066
Thanks.

325
00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:47,838
You don't need to stay here.
I know.

326
00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:07,693
So you're PMSing
pretty bad, huh?

327
00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:33,818
JAN: Hello, everyone.

328
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:36,725
Hello, Michael.
Hello.

329
00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:38,888
Hi, Jan. You look

330
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:40,890
tan.

331
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,697
I was in Scottsdale,
visiting my sister.

332
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:47,505
Yeah? How was it?

333
00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:50,473
Very sunny.

334
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,507
Family's important.

335
00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:56,144
Michael. I would
like to speak with you

336
00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:57,443
in your office, please.

337
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:58,710
Okay. Yep.

338
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,377
Why am I here, Michael?

339
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:38,647
I...
In the last year,

340
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:41,921
I've gone through a divorce,
an identity theft,
341
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:45,760
a husband who
would not communicate.

342
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:46,855
This is neither
here nor there.

343
00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:50,163
My psychiatrist
thinks that I have some
self-destructive tendencies,

344
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,829
and that for once,
I should indulge them.

345
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:54,566
Are you following me?

346
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,005
Yes.

347
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:59,302
I think I owe it to myself

348
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,639
to find some kind of
happiness, you know?

349
00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:07,413
I mean, even...
Even if it means
lowering my expectations

350
00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:09,977
or redefining
the word itself.

351
00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:12,248
Okay, yeah...
This is the thing, you know?

352
00:18:12,324 --> 00:18:16,090
I am attracted to you.

353
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:21,323
I don't... I don't
know why, I... But I am,

354
00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:24,325
and I need to
follow my instincts.

355
00:18:25,003 --> 00:18:27,198
At least, that's what
Dr. Perry thinks.

356
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,735
Who's Dr. Perry? I...

357
00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:31,776
This is the point, okay?

358
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,505
You're wrong for me.

359
00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:35,439
In...

360
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,271
In every way.

361
00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:40,006
But I still...

362
00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:41,052
Well, I...

363
00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:44,546
...find myself wanting

364
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,157
to be with you.

365
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:53,828
And I to you,

366
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:59,267
in addition,
feel the same feelings
367
00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:02,236
that you are, as well.

368
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,179
Good. Good.

369
00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:18,247
So, thanks for coming by.

370
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:19,290
Yes...

371
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:20,290
I...

372
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:21,849
Oh. Good.
Okay.

373
00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:22,894
Okay.

374
00:19:24,396 --> 00:19:26,626
Thank you for
taking the time.

375
00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:28,825
Well, thanks for coming over.
I appreciate...

376
00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:35,833
Wait 15 minutes, okay?

377
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,172
Then find an excuse and
meet me at your condo, okay?

378
00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:39,335
Okay.

379
00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:43,436
Jan?

380
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,983
You complete me.
381
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:54,948
Oh, God.

382
00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:01,724
Hey.

383
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:06,197
You remember when we were
planning our honeymoon,

384
00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:10,105
and you wanted to go to Hawaii
and I wanted to go to Mexico?

385
00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:11,868
Yeah.

386
00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:15,178
I was definitely right.

387
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,119
Oh, brother.

388
00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:27,154
What am I gonna do?

389
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,456
I'm gonna hang it up at home.

390
00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:32,487
I don't have a lot of art.

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