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room in poses which suggested a fair mix of concern and intrigue had befallen each one of them.
The white fluorescent lights burned about as bright as the shock that had been on their faces
while watching Billys class performance at the annual English Show the night before. The
English Show was something the English Language Institute put on as a kind of reassurance to
the students parents that their children had indeed learned English in preparation for their
No one at the institute had expected much from Billy though. He had recently been hired
on as a full-time ESL teacher from West Virginia, and his thick accent made faculty hesitate in
their estimation of Billys English skills, though none of them would dare admit to that. This was
The English Show was almost always the same rote performance of English
conversational interaction that was expected of beginner ESL students. It always appeared like
acting, which it was, and that bothered Mark, the institutes head director. He had secretly never
liked the English Show. There was something off about it. Were the students actually
Mark had never questioned it out loud though, especially not in front of Betty-Lynn, the
institutes most senior director. Betty-Lynn had been teaching ESL since before Mark was born
and there was no questioning her ways. Her methodology had calcified to the point where she
couldnt change even if she wanted to. But it was Mark who was ultimately in charge, not Betty-
Lynn.
Susan, on the other hand, was simply amazed at the talent displayed by Billys students.
I couldnt believe what I was seeing when Sumiko walked onto that stage in that black
fur shawl wearing sunglasses. I recognized the song right away, too, and thought, Oh my
The audiences eyes went wide when Sumiko actually started singing to the music of
Reba McEntires Fancy. Her voice was loud and clear, right on key, and her pronunciation was
practically impeccable. Her six other classmates all stood behind her in a straight row. They
And did you hear that twang in Sumikos voice? asked Brian, the youngest director. He
This isnt a joke, Brian! said Betty-Lynn, frustration all over her face.
Betty-Lynn, please, said Mark, frowning. Billy has made a joke of our English
Show! she said. Its not that big of a deal! retorted Brian.
But can you imagine getting those students to perform that song? And they did it so
Mark had been thinking that all along, not to mention the fact that Billys performance,
ironically, was exactly the kind of show people were looking for, which was a problem.
What are we aiming for with the annual English Show? asked Mark.
To show the parents that their kids have indeed learned English and their hard-earned
Okay, so his focus was a bit off, but whose fault is that? Can we really blame him? I
mean, the truth is that the English Show has become something of a burden anyway and whos to
say we cant do something different? Betty-Lynn gave her a predictably stunned look. Susan
Right. But more importantly, Billy must be the greatest vocal coach in the world
because he basically Sister Actd that class, said Brian. He then added, And youre Maggie
Smith, staring directly at Betty-Lynn, who gave him squinty eyes, having no idea what he was
referring to.
So the question is, how did he do it? asked Brian. Mark nodded.
He had to have started teaching them that song from the very start of the school year. I
mean, I guess its not quite as hard to learn a song in another language if youre merely
memorizing the words and a melody. Theres no need for linguistic comprehension. And yet that
doesnt explain how they were able to acquire that kind of pronunciation and that accent,
although, I guess if the teacher speaks English with a West Virginian accent, the students will
pick it up. But the really strange part is, Sumiko and the other students could barely speak
English in spite of knowing the song. You saw how they responded at the end.
Mark was referring to the point when, after the students had performed the song, he
walked up on stage to shake Sumikos hand and congratulate the class on such an incredible
performance. Sumiko just covered her mouth with her hand and giggled, shaking her head. No
preoccupied with their own thoughts, fascinated by similar yet distinct facets of the event. It
was like an early-90s flashback. I had old episodes of Roseanne popping up in my head,
rambled Susan.
Mark realized that Billy had done exactly what hed been expected to do: put on a good
show. As outlandish as it was, Billy had nailed it. The English Language Institute wasnt about
Well, when Sumiko sang that part about being plain white trash I just about stood up
from my seat. Those parents are gonna complain about this. People are very sensitive these
days, said Betty-Lynn, crossing her arms, which was the signal for Brian to roll his eyes, hard.
For Gods sake, Betty-Lynn, you sound like you just read that in the paper. And its not
Can I get a what? asked Betty-Lynn, exasperated. Betty-Lynn, please, said Brian.
And Hae-Won had those backup vocals down pat, continued Susan.
It was at that moment Mark stood up, his chair squealing across the floor, bringing
I mean, somethings not right here, and it isnt Billy, said Mark.
I dont know at the moment. But we can do better than merely perform.