Toh Dishoom

Mujhe yaad hain woh baatein

Mere bachpan ki

Daddy kehte thhe khota sikka

Chalega nahin

Mummy pyaar se khilati

Daal chaawal aur dahi

Maa ke haathon ka woh jaadu

Five Star mein nahin

Marr marr ke mili college degree

Meri job ek tragedy, hai joke salary

Ek ladki mili thi

Woh bhi dump kar gayi

Dump hone ko baitha hoon

Koi miley toh sahi

Oh ho..

Banda seedha Rab da main, yeah!

Ditto tere warga main, unh!

Kaam ghalat koi karda te

Phir na usko chhadda main

Kisi ladki ko chhede koi

Toh Dishoom

Kare cheating aur khele koi

Toh Dishoom

Mere India ko bura kaha

Toh Dishoom

Jana Gana pe na khada hua

Toh Dishoom
Toh dishoom, toh dishoom

Toh Dishoom

Bathroom me Kishore Da

ke gaane gata hoon

Katy Perry ki me photo

sang leke nahata hoon

Mere aaju baju bikini me babes nachdi

But life koi Honey Singh ka video nahi

Din ko me chaahe jitna bhi

Hero hota hu

Raat ko takiye ki jhappi

leke sota hu

Kabhi kabhi kisi party me

zyada ho gayi

Toh yaad karke batein purani

khoob rota hu

Banda seedha Rab da main

Ditto tere warga main

Ek waari hath fad laan taan

Phir kadi nahi chhadda main

Ram-Rahim ladaaye koi

Toh Dishoom

Chhote bacchon ko daraye koi

Toh Dishoom

Nasha karke jo aaye koi

Toh Dishoom

Mere bhai ko sataaye koi

Toh Dishoom

Toh dishoom, toh dishoom

Toh dishoom

(Raftaar Rap)

Kabhi na karu main kaam koi aisa

Ke jis se jhuke meri gardan

Jeeta hoon cheeta hoon

Paapo se sikha hoon

Mujhpe hai kuch burden

Jaise hurdam

Ghar chalana hai jaise ya taise

Chhote sapno ke liye jodu

Paise kaise kaise

Arey kaise kaise kaam kare

Taaki naam bane

Duniya dekh ke mujhko

Bhaijaan ram ram kare

Par dhyan rahe mujhko kabhi na chhedna

Dene me ik dishoom mujhko lagegi der na

Oh ho..

Banda seedha Rab da main

Ditto tere warga main

Kaam ghalat koi karda te

Phir na usko chhadda main

Khud apni badhaai kari

Toh Dishoom

Ratta maar ke padhai kari

Toh Dishoom

Rishwat leke kaam kiya

Toh Dishoom

Raste pe traffic jam kiya

Toh Dishoom

Public bhadkaaye koi

Toh Dishoom

Meri bandi ko pataaye koi

Toh Dishoom

Chaalu picture mein phone bajaa

Toh Dishoom

Gaana sunke naa aaya mazaa

Toh Dishoom

Toh dishoom, toh dishoom

Toh dishoom