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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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I may have to jerk it
before we even get there.
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Not near me, please. Let me see.
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Who throws a party when his wife
leaves him on their honeymoon?
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Vince does. And why wouldn't he?
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I hope that's what
my next honeymoon's like.
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- WOMAN: Vince.
- Yo. Come in.
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- Hey.
- Your friends are here.
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Really? I didn't think they'd come.
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What?
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Let them wait.
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I just got out of a failed marriage. You're
gonna have to give me at least a few hours.
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Okay. A few.
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
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Ha-ha-ha! Hey, boys!
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- DRAMA: Hey, baby bro.
- Welcome.
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- I told you guys you didn't have to come.
- We were in Paris anyway.
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We wanted to make sure there wasn't
a Natalie Wood-type situation.
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VINCE: I appreciate it.
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E did hesitate when we asked him
if he would help.
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- Jerk-off. We thought you were alone!
- I was.
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- Where'd you find the hotties?
- It's Ibiza. They found me.
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Come on.
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I like Ibiza, bro.
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- We'll be right back.
- Right back.
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Nobody leaves.
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Except you. You can go.
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- So, what happened?
- Just wasn't working.
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- After nine days?
- Sometimes you just know.
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- We all knew when you were saying, "I do."
- I know. I made a mistake.
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- It's not the shortest marriage in Hollywood.
- No. Britney Spears. Two days. I looked it up.
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- Thank you, Turtle.
- All right. So, what now?
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Easy. We're gonna get it annulled.
Trust me, it's all good.
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- And she agrees?
- She said it first.
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I mean, we're lying there looking at each other,
and we didn't have a thing to say.
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- Who does?
- And I'm thinking, "What did I do?"
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And then she said it.
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And then she just left?
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No, we had sex first,
agreed to be friends...
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went to sleep,
and when I woke up she was gone.
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She left this note.
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- What's it say?
- You're not gonna believe it.
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"I read the script for your next movie.
You're better than this."
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- They're doing another rewrite.
- I read it. She's right. It sucks. Let's get out of it.
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- It starts shooting next month.
- VINCE: I know.
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I realized I rushed into marriage
because I'm searching for something.
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Something meaningful.
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I really need to do something different
than anything I've ever done.
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Yeah, me, too, bro.
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Ari says he's got something.
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Ari's retired.
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Isn't he?
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ARI: Fax? Fax.
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I can't print, scan or e-mail
because there's no Internet-o.
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I need to get back to civilization.
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Honey, can you take any longer to pack?
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Ari, do not push me,
or I'll change my mind again.
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I wouldn't push her, Dad.
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(CELL PHONE RINGS)
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- Vinnie Chase.
- VINCE OVER PHONE: Ari Gold!
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Vegas odds had your retirement
lasting longer than my marriage.
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Well, good thing that I bet big
against both.
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- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay.
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And you? How'd you get the wife
to let you go back to work?
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Once she realized
that she couldn't understand...
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what the Real Housewives of Milan
were saying, she begged to go.
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- Ari.
- I'm not going back to work, Vinnie.
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I'm going back to be the king of Hollywood,
but I agreed to live by my queen's rules.
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One of which is to leave my nutsack
in the Mediterranean.
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- I heard that.
- Mm.
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But we're all good.
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Good. I hear you got something for me.
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Something big. My first movie...
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as studio head and, boom,
I want you to star in it.
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Oh, yeah? How badly?
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What do you mean?
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Because I decided whatever I do next...
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I also wanna direct.
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- Does he even know how to direct?
- Ari?
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Ari.
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Ari.
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Even if you've never seen
a Vincent Chase movie...
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chances are you've heard the name.
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The 34-year-old has 15 starring roles on his
rsum, including James Cameron's Aquaman...
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once the all-time box office champ.
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Chase hails from modest roots
in Queens, New York...
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where he was raised by a single mother,
surrounded by a group of loyal friends.
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Friends who still surround him today.
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We caught up with Chase and his entourage
on the set of his directorial debut, Hyde...
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Who's he calling an entourage?
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Not me. I'm a relative.
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A modern-day retelling of Robert Louis
Stevenson's classic, Jekyll and Hyde.
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A film that some in the industry
are now whispering was too expensive...
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- to be put in the hands of a first-timer.
- Shut up.
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- Is that what people are saying?
- This is a big undertaking.
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Well, it's not that big.
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Though the sets are big.
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MORGAN:
The sets are big. Enormous, in fact.
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No expense seems to have been spared
in turning Hollywood streets...
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into a futuristic Los Angeles nightmare.
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We wanted to surround Vince
with the best people in the business...
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- to make sure he was covered.
- MORGAN: That's Hyde producer Eric Murphy...
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Chase's longtime manager
and best friend since kindergarten.
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But what exactly were his qualifications
when Mr. Chase asked him to come on board?
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I was actually managing a Sbarro's.
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Sbarro's?
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Yeah. The pizza place.
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- MORGAN: This pizza place, in fact.
- Nice pic.
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MORGAN: Chase plucked Murphy away
from a life of spinning pies...
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I am gonna kill my mother.
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And decided he was equipped...
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to help guide him through the
treacherous waters of Hollywood.
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- What did everybody else think?
- Heh.
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Well, my agent at the time,
he wasn't too happy.
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MORGAN: His agent at the time was none other
than Hollywood powerhouse Ari Gold...
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who has since moved on
from the agency business...
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and is now head of the studio
that is producing Hyde.
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You see it with pro athletes.
You see it with movie stars.
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They wanna share the ride with their friends.
It makes it feel more real for them.
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- Were you okay with this?
- No, I was not okay with it. I hated it.
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I found this kid
off a Mentos commercial.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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I was watching TV with the wife,
and I said, "This guy's a star."
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(MENTOS THEME PLAYS ON TV)
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MAN ON TV: Mentos. The Freshmaker.
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- And you were right.
- I'm that good, Piers.
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MORGAN: It wasn't just Murphy
Gold was forced to deal with.
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There was Sal "Turtle" Assante,
another friend from the neighborhood...
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who became Vince's driver.
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I like to think I did
more than just drive.
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Yeah, he drove, he parked, he waited.
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(DRAMA LAUGHING)
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MORGAN: He also made a fortune
in a tequila company...
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That's a good line.
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When Chase helped him gain access
to billionaire Mark Cuban.
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How much did he make?
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He won't say. It's so annoying.
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MORGAN:
And that's Chase's half-brother...
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- Why's he gotta say that?
- I know. He should've said quarter.
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- And actor, Johnny Chase.
- Victory!
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MORGAN: You've probably seen him,
he's been in just about everything.
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Melrose Place, Pacific Blue,
Law & Order.
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And the recently canceled
animated show, Johnny Bananas.
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I can't believe you did this, Ronald.
I'm so screwed.
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MORGAN: And today, he feels he may have
caught the break of a lifetime...
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as his younger brother cast him
in what he describes...
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as "a small but pivotal role" in Hyde.
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You came to Hollywood first?
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- I was the trailblazer.
- And then Vince followed?
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With Turtle. They lived in my house
rent-free for the first year.
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But, as I understand it,
you now live in Vince's house?
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I'm 40 years old and could possibly get
an Oscar nom this year.
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Why the **** would I live
at my baby brother's house?
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I can't believe you cursed
at Piers Morgan.
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I can't believe he just said
he might get an Oscar nom.
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I'm just staying there
till my roof gets reshingled.
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So I got the pizza boy,
the brother Fredo and a Turtle.
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Yet, somehow this sort of weird collection
of people, it worked.
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It did. And the truth is, their blind loyalty
to each other is kind of charming.
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Some people say you have
the same character traits.
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I like to think of myself as loyal,
but not blind.
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Yet, many were surprised
when you let Vince direct this movie.
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Many people were surprised when someone
let Mel Gibson direct Braveheart...
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or Kevin Costner direct Dances with Wolves.
They both won Oscars.
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But they weren't studio heads,
handing ex-clients...
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directorial debuts at a time
when the studio suffered its worst fiscal year...
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and without any tentpole franchise
to bolster the hemorrhaging losses.
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Listen, the year ain't over,
and this is a franchise picture.
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- Right, but you are way over budget.
- Where'd you hear that?
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Your neck is on the line, and so is Chase's.
You've gotta be worried.
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I don't worry. I just win.
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(ARI CHUCKLING)
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- I thought this was gonna be a fluff piece, Piers.
- No.
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No. Okay, great. Well, why don't we
turn those cameras off?
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- Is it hot in here?
- No, I'm good.
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I got Ang Lee from the set.
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(ARI SPEAKS IN CHINESE)
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Hey...
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You okay?
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- I don't usually worry, either.
- What are you worried about?
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- The movie will be great.
- I'm not worried about that.
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I'm worried about telling Ari that we need
more money to finish the movie.
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- Isn't it the producer's job to tell Ari that?
- Seriously, E.
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- I'll call him tomorrow.
- You said that yesterday.
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- I'll call him.
- Fine.
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- So should we go out tonight?
- Definitely.
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- Yeah. I'm having a great hair day.
- I can't. I have plans.
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- With who?
- ERIC: You don't know her.
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Does your soon-to-be baby mama know her?
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Drama, Sloan and I haven't been together
for six months.
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- You haven't been with anyone else.
- Like you'd know.
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- Come on. Who's the girl?
- ERIC: Her name's Melanie.
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- I've been seeing her a few weeks.
- A few weeks?
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Jesus Christ.
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- This guy snuck into another relationship.
- It's not. I'm just having fun.
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Fun is when you forget a girl's name
while you're fucking her.
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TURTLE:
No wonder he has no time for business.
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You know, we're almost 35.
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He's almost 60.
I don't have to answer to this shit.
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Fine. Don't.
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Yeah, she must be a pig.
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Definitely.
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(MOANING)
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- MELANIE: You're amazing.
- You're doing all the work.
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MELANIE: You're doing plenty. Oh.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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Oh, my God. This could be it.
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I'm sorry. I gotta take this.
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- Hello?
- Please tell me you're not still sleeping.
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I've already run five miles
and fucked like an adult film star.
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I'm about to have a baby, asshole.
I thought you were Sloan.
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- Speaking of, you were in my dream last night.
- I hope I wasn't naked.
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Nope, your baby mama gave birth
to Pete Dinklage.
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- You're not related to him, are you?
- Who is that?
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- You got a girl there, E?
- What do you want, Ari?
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Big titties? Tight ass?
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- Give me something I can use in the office.
- I can hear you. You're disgusting.
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- And I have both.
- How do you do it, E?
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I know it's not your looks
or your personality.
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- Ari.
- Just one pic.
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Come on. My wife didn't really fuck me
this morning.
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- She gets headaches.
- Ari!
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- Hey, Thierry.
- HENRY: Hey.
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- You gonna coach my son's team?
- I don't have time for that shit.
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I love the honesty.
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E!
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When am I gonna see this movie?
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00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:36,565
- I was gonna call you to talk about it.
- I don't wanna talk.
1
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,085
I want to watch a film.
1
00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:39,890
- It's not ready.
- When will it be?
1
00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:42,361
Because important people
are starting to wonder.
1
00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,249
Important people meaning me.
1
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:48,007
Did I tell you The Jewish Journal named me
"Best-Looking Circumcised Studio Head"?
1
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:52,051
- ERIC: Well, Vince still hasn't finished his cut.
- ARI: You've been saying that for a month.
1
00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,282
- Hold on.
- Do you have time for lunch today?
1
00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:58,091
- No, I can't. I got the doctor.
- Oh.
1
00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:59,890
That's right. With Sloan.
1
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,530
Look, I know this is weird...
1
00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:03,808
- Eric!
- Yeah, uh, listen...
1
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:07,169
- how about Vince and I come and see you?
- See me? Why?
1
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:08,600
- Something wrong?
- No, it's all good.
1
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:12,321
- We're just gonna come by the office. You free?
- For what? What's wrong?
1
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,528
Uh, we need more money. Bye.
1
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,930
Don't hang... Did you hang up on me?
1
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,441
E, you fucking dwarf cunt!
1
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,806
JONAH: What's a dwarf cunt, Dad?
1
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,490
I'm sorry. It's nothing, buddy.
1
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:25,405
It's a new movie idea I had.
Don't use that word at school.
1
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,562
MELISSA: You were just on a run.
How could you be so angry?
1
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,411
Work is not supposed to make you
this angry anymore, Ari.
1
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,449
- Yeah, Dad.
- I know. I know.
1
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,927
- MELISSA: That was our agreement.
- Yes. I know.
1
00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:36,889
Do we need to make a therapy session
with Dr. Marcus?
1
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,441
- No.
- I think that would be best.
1
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,486
Maybe.
1
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,888
ERIC: Why are you so scared
to show Ari the movie?
1
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,121
VINCE: I'm not scared.
1
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,846
- DRAMA: Should at least show him my scenes.
- It's not ready yet...
1
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,685
which is why I need E to tell him
that he can't see it until after the screening.
1
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:54,446
You really won't tell him?
I told him about the money.
1
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:57,729
- The only thing he'll do is scream at me.
- Oh, fine. I'll tell him.
1
00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:00,087
- Pussy.
- Speaking of which...
1
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:03,642
- Wait till you see the girls I got lined up tonight.
- I told you I was handling the girls.
1
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:07,885
I know. But I would like to avoid some of
the nursing home rejects from the last party.
1
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:11,522
I thought the screening was to get opinions
on the movie, not to get laid.
1
00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:14,485
Everything we do is to also get laid, E.
You know that.
1
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,091
Fuck me.
1
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,890
- Emily Ratajkowski.
- DRAMA: I love her.
1
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,485
- VINCE: I know her.
- ERIC: Why wouldn't you?
1
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,483
- Hey, Vince.
- VINCE: Hey, Emily. How are you?
1
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:24,644
It's so funny to see you. I just got
an invitation for your screening.
1
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:25,881
- Really?
- EMILY: Yeah.
1
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,246
One of mine, obviously.
1
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:30,011
Whose-ever. This is gonna be
a great fucking screening.
1
00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:32,646
Vince.
1
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:39,085
Uh, hey, Emily, I gotta run
into this meeting. I'll call you later?
1
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,129
Yeah. Call me.
1
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,404
- You're upset.
- "Upset"?
1
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:52,925
He means angry.
1
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,924
This is the third time
that you've come to me for more money.
1
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,809
- Ari, listen...
- I was talking to Vince, Eric.
1
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:01,521
I know they didn't teach you about budgets
in spaghetti and meatballs class.
1
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:04,490
Vinnie has been on sets before,
so I expected more from him.
1
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:07,450
- Told you he'd yell at me.
- Yeah, but he's yelling about me.
1
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:11,366
What'd you spend the money on? I know
it wasn't on Turtle and Craft Services.
1
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:14,569
- Like the new svelte frame?
- You look like Karen fucking Carpenter.
1
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:15,721
(DRAMA CHUCKLES)
1
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:18,360
What did I tell you
when I gave you $100 million?
1
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,567
What'd we tell you?
1
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:22,200
- You agreed to not go over.
- ERIC: We told you it wasn't enough.
1
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,283
But you agreed to not go over.
1
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,886
Because you said I couldn't direct
unless we agreed.
1
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,884
DRAMA: It's like when a girl asks
if you wanna bang her hot sister.
1
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,201
Of course you say no.
1
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:34,170
Neither of you really believes
you mean it, though.
1
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:37,802
- What's he doing here? This is bad.
- When you see it, you won't think so.
1
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,088
- He's seen it?
- He's seen a couple of scenes.
1
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,289
- They are powerful.
- Yeah, a few in particular.
1
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,606
When am I gonna see it?
1
00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,171
We're having
a friends-and-family screening tonight.
1
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,243
We'll get some feedback,
then show you the cut.
1
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,681
You're gonna let everyone see it but me.
1
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,330
Ari, you are all that matters.
1
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:56,166
- I want it to be perfect when I show it to you.
- I can't just write you a check.
1
00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:59,164
I gotta deal with these
co-financiers in Texas.
1
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:03,166
Do you know how hard I have worked
to avoid going to Texas?
1
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:06,847
- You know what they do to Jews in Texas?
- I didn't take an acting fee...
1
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,929
which you know is more than
the 10 million over budget we are.
1
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:10,161
You're 15 over.
1
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,091
Really?
1
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:16,090
Okay, well, I didn't take the fee
because I wanted to direct.
1
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,811
We've known each other for 15 years,
you gotta trust me.
1
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:22,328
I didn't waste one single nickel. I've been
killing myself to make this movie great...
1
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,767
and I won't stop working
until it is perfect.
1
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,922
I need the money to make it perfect.
1
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,766
So can you get it for me?
1
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:35,290
(BABY CRYING AND WOMAN SHUSHING)
1
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:37,486
- Hey.
- Hey.
1
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:41,326
- Sorry I'm late.
- No, you're not late. You're on time, as always.
1
00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,482
- How you feeling?
- Big.
1
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,161
- Well, you look great.
- Thanks.
1
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,808
Did you get my e-mail
about my cousin Sean? He had his baby.
1
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,082
- No, what did he have?
- A girl. Laurie.
1
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,242
- Oh...
- I sent you a picture.
1
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,246
I think your e-mails
are going to my spam.
1
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,084
It's not intentional.
1
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,447
Look. There she is.
1
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:04,804
Oh, my God. She's beautiful.
1
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,689
Look at those eyes.
1
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:07,921
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
1
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,606
Someone named Melanie wants your cock.
1
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,162
- Huh?
- Yeah, it just came up on the screen.
1
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,931
"I want your cock." From Melanie.
1
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,007
(SLOAN SIGHS)
1
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,929
- Wow, that's, uh...
- Classy.
1
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,121
Sorry. It's not my business.
1
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:24,805
- WOMAN: Sloan?
- Coming.
1
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,327
Okay, let me help you up.
I will be right here.
1
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,687
- Thanks. Okay. And I'll be in there.
- Okay.
1
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,525
- This is some bullshit.
- Hey, Tip. How you doing, man?
1
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:36,241
Man, if I'm gonna have more kids than
albums, I'm doing just damn fine.
1
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,728
- You need to shut the fuck up.
- Don't tell me to shut the fuck up.
1
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,769
- Shut your ovaries up.
- TINY: So it's my fault.
1
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,490
I'm gonna take this. I'll be right back.
1
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:46,162
Yeah, man. Call somebody who can kick me
in my nuts. I need a vasectomy.
1
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,401
- Hey.
- MELANIE OVER PHONE: Hey.
1
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,251
- Bad time?
- No, but you can't text me shit like that.
1
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:51,566
Shit like what?
1
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,166
- You beg me to text you sexy stuff all day.
- I know.
1
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,010
- But Sloan was looking at my phone.
- Oh.
1
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,401
I didn't realize you were
at the doctor's already.
1
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,927
- Why's she looking at your phone?
- I was showing her a picture...
1
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,605
- of my cousin's baby.
- Great.
1
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:05,525
- Yeah, she must really think I'm a whore.
- No, she doesn't.
1
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:08,286
God, I only sent that
because I was feeling insecure.
1
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,442
I didn't think anyone was gonna see it.
1
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:11,761
I know. I'm sorry.
1
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:14,042
This is really weird, Eric.
1
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,727
- You were right. This is too weird.
- Could we talk about this at the screening?
1
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:20,651
No, Eric.
I really don't wanna get in any deeper.
1
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,844
I think you're a great guy. I really do.
1
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,923
And I promise I'm not mad.
1
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,208
Just respect me, please.
1
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:30,010
Don't call.
1
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:38,201
All we're saying is we don't get why
you fall in love with every girl you fuck.
1
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,731
And all I'm saying is that,
unlike you...
1
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:43,282
I like to have more of a connection
than whether I have exact change.
1
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:46,046
Please. I haven't paid
for pussy in years.
1
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:47,801
At least a year.
1
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:52,204
The point is she said not to call her anymore.
So respect that and see if she calls you.
1
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,761
DRAMA: But hope she doesn't.
You got enough complications now.
1
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,246
VINCE: Right. How's Sloan anyway?
1
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,528
Doctor says she's gonna pop any second.
1
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:02,765
- One vagina closes just as another opens.
- You're disgusting.
1
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,127
Yeah, and you're a mope, E,
which we can't have.
1
00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,931
This is a big night for Vince,
so try not to ruin it.
1
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:11,084
- Don't worry. His moping has never affected me.
- I'm not moping.
1
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:14,608
You're moping, E. You need to get on top
of something fast so you stop.
1
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,411
I had sex less than six hours ago.
I think I'll be okay.
1
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:21,565
You're fucking something tonight.
For baby bro, if not for yourself.
1
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,961
- Holy shit.
- ERIC: What?
1
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:25,531
TURTLE: Ronda Rousey, the fighter.
1
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,808
- So what?
- So I love her. Get in the car.
1
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,729
Get in the car!
1
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,007
(HORN HONKS)
1
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,605
- Jesus, Turtle!
- TURTLE: Sorry!
1
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,171
Do you even know her?
1
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,527
We met at Coachella a few years ago,
remember?
1
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,170
- Think we had a connection.
- DRAMA: Please.
1
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,561
- He's got a better chance of fucking me.
- Or me.
1
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,361
- Should I abandon this?
- Do you really think you had a connection?
1
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,571
- Yeah.
- Then go.
1
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,165
You're good peoples, Vin.
1
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,087
Yo! Stop following me, motherfucker!
1
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:19,131
No! No! We know each other! I just wanted
to invite you to my boy's screening.
1
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,649
- Oh. Hey, Vince.
- Hi.
1
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:25,810
- Uh, sorry about your car.
- It's all good.
1
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,165
- Do you remember me?
- Oh, yeah.
1
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,482
But didn't you used to be really fat?
1
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,842
(DRAMA AND ERIC LAUGHING)
1
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,204
1
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,769
Lloyd. How many times have I told you...
1
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,844
- I don't video chat with men?
- You know how comforting your face is to me.
1
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,770
- What do you need?
- I was wondering...
1
00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:00,964
- if I would see you at Vince's screening.
- You were invited?
1
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:04,010
Drama wants me to see his scenes.
You weren't?
1
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,811
I'm in Texas. Smell the cow shit?
1
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,964
Oh, that's too bad. I actually
wanted to see you face-to-face.
1
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:13,090
- We are face-to-face, Yoko.
- In three dimensions.
1
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,971
- Why?
- Uh, no, it's nothing.
1
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,807
- Could we have lunch this week?
- I don't typically have lunch...
1
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,406
with my ex-assistants.
Unless I need something...
1
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,211
which I can't imagine
being the case, so, what's up?
1
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:27,085
- I'm getting married!
- Oh, God.
1
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:28,645
And I want you to give me away.
1
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,723
- Oh, God!
- Please don't make a gay joke.
1
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:33,486
ARI: I wasn't going to.
I was gonna make a marriage joke.
1
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,961
Now that you've been granted those rights,
good luck with the divorce.
1
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,322
That'll really make you wish
for a good ole ass fucking.
1
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,648
- Ari.
- Heh-heh.
1
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,206
- I gotta go.
- Wait!
1
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,966
- Ari! Will you give me away?
- Bye.
1
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,081
Hey, Larsen.
1
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,287
LARSEN: Say, Ari.
1
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:58,569
This is my son, Travis. He's gonna
sit in with us, if you don't mind.
1
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,331
Good.
1
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,207
Ari, we sure do appreciate you
coming out here.
1
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,970
Oh, of course.
1
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:12,966
You've been on the job nearly eight months,
and you hadn't paid us a visit yet.
1
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,128
- We're beginning to feel unloved.
- ARI: Heh-heh.
1
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,725
I didn't know I was invited.
1
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,850
Anybody who spends my money
like you do...
1
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:23,567
always invited to my home
to tell me why.
1
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:27,087
Saw you on Piers Morgan last night.
1
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,446
ARI: Oh, yeah?
1
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:29,681
What'd you think?
1
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,211
I thought you looked nervous.
1
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:32,486
(LAUGHS)
1
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,284
Well, I wasn't.
1
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:37,046
Travis, here, got a real good eye
for things like that.
1
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,965
And he said you looked like
one of them guys that, uh...
1
00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:41,565
What was it you said again?
1
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,520
Like one of those guys from big tobacco
when they were up there lying to Congress.
1
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:47,091
Ah. Heh-heh-heh.
1
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:49,561
Well, my wife thought I looked sexy.
1
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,087
Ari, am I gonna lose a shit ton of money
on this movie?
1
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:53,964
No. Your money's in great hands.
1
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,322
- But you still want more.
- Just a little bit.
1
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,529
- For some visual effects it needs.
- I don't care about visual effects.
1
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,809
Well, if you wanna protect
your investment, you need to care.
1
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,240
Hm.
1
00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:08,840
You know, in the last four years...
1
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,729
I've invested nearly a billion dollars
in your studio's movies.
1
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,286
You know how many I've seen?
1
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,090
- ARI: Mm-mm.
- LARSEN: Not a goddamn one.
1
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,641
- ARI: Hm.
- But this one, I gotta tell you...
1
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,531
with your movie star guy in charge,
I'm damn curious.
1
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:22,841
I understand.
1
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,651
Ari, we need to see this
before I write another check.
1
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,041
- Larsen, my director...
- Your movie star?
1
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:33,247
Vince doesn't wanna show the movie
till it's perfect.
1
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,722
- He's an artist. I'd like to respect that.
- Okay...
1
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,690
You know,
my wife has a $12,000 Chihuahua.
1
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,047
Three years running,
it got "Best in Show."
1
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:47,410
The last judge said that he had
the best cock and balls he'd ever seen.
1
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,366
But he ain't perfect.
You know how I know that?
1
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,488
He keeps pissing on my boots.
1
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:56,367
I don't follow.
1
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,962
I mean there's no such thing as perfect.
1
00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:02,124
Now, see, for you,
I know this movie's enormous.
1
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,204
If it fails, you go down in flames
quicker than the Hindenberg.
1
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:07,442
To me, this is just another check.
1
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:09,090
It won't fail.
1
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:12,323
I have to go to Dubai tonight
on, uh, more pressing business.
1
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:15,131
I want you to take Travis here
to La-La Land with you...
1
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,607
and show him the goddamn movie.
1
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,088
- It's not ready.
- LARSEN: Well, get it ready.
1
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,130
Because this oil spigot
is shut off till you do.
1
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:33,086
- You seriously asking if I'm taking PEDs?
- Yeah, I'm not saying I'm against it.
1
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,926
I just wanna know if you do, because I
wanna get shredded for the Hyde junket.
1
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:39,447
- No PEDs. I'm all natural.
- Prove it.
1
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,130
- How?
- Take a piss test.
1
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,282
Fine, but if I pass, you drink it.
1
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:46,205
VINCE: Guys. Did you know Emily
was seeing Armie Hammer?
1
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:47,964
- The Lone Ranger?
- I thought they broke up.
1
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:49,201
Guess they still talk.
1
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:52,609
I played softball with him.
He's out of his mind. I'd leave it alone.
1
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,728
- Really? I'm gonna try to.
- Yeah.
1
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,042
Why is there enough food here for 300?
1
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,083
There's supposed to be enough for 500.
1
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,009
- Five hundred?
- And Ronda.
1
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,370
Vince, this was supposed to be an intimate
thing so we could get some feedback.
1
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,444
Relax. Turtle thought we'd do better
with a big crowd.
1
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,809
Don't worry. I got everyone walking through that
door signing an NDA, so they can't talk about it.
1
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,241
And where you gonna sit 500 people?
On the couch?
1
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,006
Don't be ridiculous.
There's a whole beach out there.
1
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,685
Check it out.
1
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,530
Jesus.
1
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,201
1
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:27,725
It's Ari.
1
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,804
- Hello?
- When exactly is this screening of yours?
1
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,086
When it gets dark. Why?
1
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:37,926
Because I'm coming with your money,
and there ain't nothing we can do about it.
1
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,322
1
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,688
- What's up, Sai?
- Amazing rapper right here.
1
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,166
How are you?
1
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,240
I don't ride a bike.
1
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,607
- I do the Santa Monica steps.
- Sick, bro. Sick.
1
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,167
Throw it, Russ!
1
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:16,965
The story of Jekyll and Hyde...
1
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:20,044
represents a concept
in Victorian culture...
1
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:24,245
of the inner conflict of humanity's sense
of good and evil.
1
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,368
I have no understanding
of what you're saying.
1
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,729
Of course I remember you.
You went to middle school with my daughter.
1
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,530
We always thought you were so funny.
1
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,728
And so cute.
1
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,242
- Let's go.
- Aah!
1
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,561
You tired yet, Turtle?
1
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,562
- Hey, Vince. Buddy. I need a favor.
- Yeah.
1
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,843
I need you to fuck my daughter's friends
so I don't have to.
1
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,288
In English literature, there's a guy
named Jekyll and a guy named Hyde.
1
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,130
And you have that same thing in you.
1
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,123
Do you understand?
1
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,647
I'll show you some of my footage.
You'll flip out.
1
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,768
You even might wanna put me
in Iron Man 3.
1
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,446
- Sure. Well, 4 would be next.
- Iron Man 4.
1
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,365
Downey's great. I love Downey.
He's just a little long in the tooth.
1
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:09,888
- I think you wanna go younger.
- If I recall, you're five years older.
1
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,044
- You know, fuck you, Favreau.
- What?
1
00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:14,761
You fucked me on Swingers.
You're always fucking me.
1
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,611
I offered you Swingers. You couldn't do it
because of Viking Quest.
1
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,171
You could've shot around me!
1
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,721
Just because you're short, doesn't mean
you can't achieve your goals, E.
1
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,406
- I know that.
- You think I'd have a Super Bowl ring...
1
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,449
if I listened to everybody
who told me I was too short?
1
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:28,285
Right.
1
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:31,091
We're thinking of honeymooning
in Moscow or the Ukraine.
1
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,730
We know it's not traditional.
1
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,291
Traditional? Fuck traditional.
1
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,404
- Don't they shoot guys like you over there?
- That's Uganda.
1
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,403
Go to Hawaii. Do yourselves a favor.
1
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:41,130
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,924
WALSH: Molly. Anyone want molly? Molly.
1
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,491
Molly. Anyone want molly?
1
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,722
I thought you don't do
drugs anymore, Billy.
1
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:50,327
- I don't do angry drugs anymore, Drama.
- Give me two.
1
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,687
I'm sure Ari has seen
an unfinished film before.
1
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,001
Not one I've directed.
1
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,924
You're really nervous, huh?
1
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:57,161
It's cute.
1
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,766
- You never get nervous before a photo shoot?
- No, I know what I look like.
1
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:03,282
Everyone, make sure you fill out
a non-disclosure agreement...
1
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,363
or you cannot stay for the screening.
1
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,966
E, this house is sick.
When did Vince buy it?
1
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,690
ERIC: It's not Vince's. It's Turtle's.
1
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,320
You're kidding.
How much this fucking guy make?
1
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,285
Excuse me, miss. You can't use
a pencil to fill out the NDA.
1
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:16,606
TURTLE: So that's a true story?
1
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:19,127
You beat up four guys
for getting loud at a movie?
1
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:23,001
Well, the press exaggerated. I just broke
one guy's jaw and another guy's nose.
1
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,208
The third guy...
There wasn't really four.
1
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,966
The third guy, I threw over
my shoulder, and he ran off.
1
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,447
Like a boyfriend with you?
And what'd he do?
1
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,887
No, I haven't had a boyfriend
in like two years.
1
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:34,366
- Too focused on my career.
- Oh.
1
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:37,569
You're in four fucking scenes and
you expect me to get you a magazine cover?
1
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:40,485
Scarlett Jo wasn't even on camera in Her.
She got a cover.
1
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,688
If you had her tits,
I can get you a cover.
1
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,882
I got a couple covers coming out, Drama.
1
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,883
Even a few I turned down.
1
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,849
What the fuck you making over here?
1
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,809
Little potion for E.
1
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:54,009
Molly, water and a touch of Viagra.
1
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,961
What did I do wrong with my life?
This is a normal Tuesday afternoon?
1
00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,849
You gotta see our Wednesday parties.
1
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,240
Ari, you got invited.
1
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,363
- I want you to meet my fianc Greg.
- No, Lloyd. No.
1
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,171
- Eric Murphy. Travis McCredle.
- Nice to meet you, Travis.
1
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:07,725
- Eric manages Vinnie.
- TRAVIS: Oh.
1
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,281
And Travis's father co-finances
our entire slate.
1
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,568
All that money's gonna
be mine someday...
1
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:16,327
so I prefer you consider
that I co-financed the slate.
1
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,201
Fuck me.
1
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:20,808
Is that Emily Ratajkowski over there
talking to Vinnie Chase?
1
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,287
- Sure is.
- You wanna meet her?
1
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:26,523
Well, I wanna marry her,
but you gotta start somewhere, right?
1
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:27,886
(TRAVIS LAUGHING)
1
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,327
- ERIC: Oh, boy.
- E, have some water.
1
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,323
- ERIC: Why?
- You look parched. Almost sickly.
1
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,289
- ERIC: Are you serious?
- DRAMA: You're yellow, bro.
1
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:35,566
TRAVIS: Vinnie Chase!
1
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,849
Big fan of your work,
especially Aquaman 2.
1
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,480
Thanks. But I was only
in the first Aquaman.
1
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,562
Well, all those comic book movies
start to blend together after a while.
1
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:47,165
Except for The Avengers.
1
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,806
All five of those heroes
on screen at one time.
1
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:52,930
- That was really something, wasn't it?
- Yeah, well...
1
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:56,727
- Travis, have you met Emily Ratajkowski?
- No, but I feel like we know each other.
1
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,247
I saw your Sports Illustrated spread
on the plane.
1
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,289
That looked cold. Was that cold?
1
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:02,566
It was.
1
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,370
Well, it was still hot.
1
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:11,284
Travis, Vinnie would like to thank you for all
the support you've given him on his movie.
1
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,761
- Yes.
- Hundred million plus, with P&A.
1
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,410
I hear you're looking for more.
1
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,001
Uh, just a little.
1
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,766
Well, I'm looking forward
to being able to explain why.
1
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,568
I'm gonna go get a drink.
Let you guys talk?
1
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:24,960
Okay.
1
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,004
Vince, is that your girl?
1
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,481
- Oh, no. We're just friends.
- TRAVIS: Oh.
1
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:33,484
- So I'm free in the clear to go for that?
- Uh, yeah.
1
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:37,361
I don't know what I'm asking you for. You don't
own every piece of pussy in this town, do you?
1
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:38,567
(TRAVIS & ARI LAUGHING)
1
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,691
WALSH: Mr. Suit.
1
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,365
Are you okay?
1
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:02,086
I feel strange.
1
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:03,685
Strange how?
1
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,207
My dick gets hard
every time a girl looks at me.
1
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,448
Like, today or always?
1
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:12,805
You're cute.
1
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,368
I should probably go talk to her.
1
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,761
Seems like the right move, Suit.
1
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,290
You're a good guy, Bill.
1
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,091
Maybe I could finance something
for you to star in.
1
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,686
- Have you seen anything I've done?
- Not in complete.
1
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:30,566
But I've seen that trailer for that new one
you got coming out maybe 500 times.
1
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,161
Maybe you wanna finance something
for me to star in.
1
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:34,685
I'm Johnny, Vince's brother.
1
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,605
Oh, hey. You're an actor too?
1
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:39,681
Yeah.
1
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,808
- What've you been in?
- Everything.
1
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,691
- Have you seen him in anything?
- Um, I, uh...
1
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:46,490
I've seen him in Viking Quest.
1
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,802
- Really?
- VINCE: Yeah, and he's in my movie.
1
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,007
Just four scenes.
1
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,288
Four pivotal scenes. He's amazing.
1
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:53,487
- Really?
- VINCE: Yeah.
1
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,051
One of the reasons why I wanted
to make this movie...
1
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,886
is I knew what that role
would do for my big bro.
1
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,202
- It's gonna change his life.
- Thanks, bro.
1
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,601
- Well, I can't wait to see it.
- ARI: I can't either.
1
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,728
So, what's up? Are we gonna do this?
1
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:09,522
- Ari, relax. It won't be dark for at least an hour.
- When everyone's seated, it will be. Let's go.
1
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:12,411
- All right. I gotta find E.
- Fuck E.
1
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,404
So you're a Viking Quest fan, huh?
1
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,881
- How long have you lived here?
- A couple of months.
1
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,964
It came with all the furniture and stuff,
so it feels lived in.
1
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:24,565
So, what's your deal, Turtle?
1
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,529
You selling coke these days?
1
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,088
No. Why would you say that?
1
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,961
Because the last time I saw you,
you were a fat pothead living off of Vince.
1
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,327
And now you live next to Spielberg.
1
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,524
I started a tequila company.
1
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:38,920
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
1
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:40,645
And I started working out.
1
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,325
What do you do, Pilates?
1
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:47,284
I box a little. And I do cardio.
1
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:48,601
That's cute.
1
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,526
(WOMAN MOANS)
1
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:53,967
- What?
- I think someone's fucking in there.
1
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:55,721
Come on.
1
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:57,006
(WOMAN MOANS)
1
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,321
Motherfucker!
1
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,084
Oh, my God!
1
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:02,291
- I got it.
- Fucker.
1
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,686
Hey! Oh, shit!
1
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,410
Of all the guys I never thought
I'd catch fucking in my room.
1
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:10,925
- Sorry.
- TURTLE: No, don't be.
1
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,969
I love it. I love it.
1
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,565
Hi, Ronda Rousey.
1
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,529
I won 500 bucks on your last fight.
1
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:26,284
You said you were a Virgo?
1
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,920
Oh... Um, a Gemini.
1
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,082
The twins, right?
1
00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:33,322
- Yeah. Oh.
- I love twins.
1
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:34,845
Come on, Vinnie.
1
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,571
Let's roll this motherfucker!
1
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:41,321
- You ever think about playing basketball?
- You ever thought about signing me?
1
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,923
Guys. Guys. What the fuck are we doing?
1
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:49,651
Vince doesn't wanna show you
the movie with this crowd.
1
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:51,770
- Holy shit.
- What?
1
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,968
- How bad is it?
- Ari, it's...
1
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:56,885
No, you look nervous right now.
I've never seen you nervous.
1
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,122
- Just tell me, does it suck?
- No. It doesn't.
1
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,845
- Tell him it doesn't suck.
- It doesn't suck.
1
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,411
Film!
1
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,171
(CHANTING) Film! Film! Film!
1
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,846
Film! Film! Film! Film!
1
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:14,001
Come on! Fucking film! Roll it, Vinnie!
Come on! Just put it on!
1
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,846
Vinnie, show us the fucking film!
1
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,286
Let's go, baby!
1
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:27,530
Film! Film! Film!
1
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,604
Hey, I'm gonna take care of it.
1
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:35,527
Vince? Time to get this show on the road.
I've put in some quality time alone with Emily.
1
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,205
What's the running time on this?
1
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,811
A hundred and forty minutes.
1
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,450
Jesus.
1
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:44,764
I like short movies, Vince. You know?
And comedies. You ever seen Bad Grandpa?
1
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:46,160
- I'm calling this off.
- That never gets old.
1
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:47,560
You know, fuck these guys.
1
00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:49,722
You know what?
Give Travis and Ari DVDs to take home.
1
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,201
- Hold on. Vince...
- I can watch that with Emily.
1
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,326
Hey, everyone.
1
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,369
- Vinnie.
- VINCE: Good news and bad news.
1
00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,804
The bad news is the projector broke.
1
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:02,930
No! No, no. Vinnie, no!
1
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,366
The good news is...
1
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:06,329
look who just showed up:
1
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,086
- Pharrell!
- Pharrell? What the fuck is Pharrell?
1
00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:11,925
Could we possibly convince you
to come up here and perform?
1
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,249
(ALL CHEERING)
1
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,124
I'm gonna kill Vince.
1
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,448
- My life is over.
- No, it isn't, Ari. Relax.
1
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,331
Relax, E? You remember
that Colombian soccer player...
1
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:31,245
that got strung up by his dick
after giving up the game-winning goal?
1
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,368
That's where we're headed
if this movie tanks.
1
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:37,411
Vince will not come back from this,
neither will I and neither will you.
1
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,449
Relax knowing that.
1
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,291
I don't ask for much, do I?
1
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,681
Health and happiness for the kids,
peace on Earth...
1
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,844
the wife to have bigger tits,
only sometimes.
1
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,129
- But I'm...
- What are you doing?
1
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,520
- Nothing.
- You didn't come to bed.
1
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,162
- No, I haven't...
- What...?
1
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,449
What, are you praying?
1
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,443
Yeah. Something wrong with that?
1
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,723
Well, you don't believe in God, so...
1
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,405
For the good stuff I do.
1
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,569
It's 2 a.m. You sat down
to watch this movie at midnight.
1
00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:14,846
I'm mentally prepping.
1
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,884
- I'm gonna start now. You wanna join me?
- You said I couldn't.
1
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,691
You could blow me through it if it sucks.
Ease the pain?
1
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:22,810
Good luck. I'll see you in bed.
1
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:24,401
I love you.
1
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,050
I love you too.
1
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,367
Don't fuck me on this, Vinnie.
1
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:42,527
Don't you fuck me.
1
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,644
1
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,404
(SIRENS WAILING)
1
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,442
(MUSIC STOPS)
1
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,891
NARRATOR: Sadly, all good parties
must come to an end.
1
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:09,563
Oh, come on. There is no way Emily
would bang that yokel.
1
00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:12,530
- I'm telling you, she left with him.
- I don't care. No way.
1
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,648
These guys with money
always get women out of their league.
1
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,325
You mean like Turtle and Ronda?
1
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:20,451
Oh, please. She's more likely to break
his windpipe than bang his malnourished ass.
1
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:21,647
Huh. We'll see.
1
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:25,249
We were texting all night.
And she sent me a sexy pic.
1
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:26,606
- Yeah, right.
- Shut up.
1
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,211
TURTLE: Mm-hm.
1
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,885
That's a fight promo pic.
1
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:32,849
Not released yet though, bitch.
1
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:37,210
And she just said, "I'm sending an Uber
for you," in 90 minutes, so both of you.
1
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,727
Professional pics, Uber car...
1
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,565
She wants something from you
and it ain't your dick, bro.
1
00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:47,248
I agree. She probably wants you to make her
some money now that you're Mini-Mark Cuban.
1
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:51,361
That's fine. Truth is, I'd rather work
with her than date her, anyway.
1
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,363
Oh, you are so full of shit, Turtle.
1
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:56,603
Or maybe those skinny pills he's taking
are filled with estrogen.
1
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,569
- Yo, yo.
- Good morning, bro.
1
00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:01,200
- Any word from Ari?
- Radio silence.
1
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,442
He probably hasn't even
watched it yet, Vin.
1
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:06,365
Yeah, maybe his DVD player broke.
1
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,248
Hey, sit down, bro.
I made your favorite:
1
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,050
Hand-rolled croissants...
1
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:15,329
eggs Benedict with champagne
sherry-infused barnaise sauce...
1
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,687
and freshly squeezed guava juice.
1
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:18,921
That's your favorite.
1
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,686
Johnny, this looks great,
but I'm not really hungry.
1
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:26,046
Hey, come on. Even if Ari hated
the movie, who gives a shit?
1
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,009
He's still a fucking agent at heart.
1
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,766
- DRAMA: Yeah, seriously, bro. Fuck Ari.
- Yeah, fuck him.
1
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,126
Fuck Ari.
1
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:33,367
Thanks, guys.
1
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,525
It's Ari.
1
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:38,965
- Think he heard us?
- What'd he say?
1
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,481
- He wants us to go out front.
- Why?
1
00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:47,208
- VINCE: Wow.
- TURTLE: Holy shit.
1
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,647
- Look at this!
- I guess he didn't hate the movie.
1
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,888
No, actually, he loved it.
1
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,566
"Vinnie, I'm blown away. Blown away.
1
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:56,320
And, E, you've done good too."
1
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,164
(FOOTSTEPS)
1
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:00,800
(ALL LAUGHING)
1
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,767
Any mention of me in that note, bro?
1
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:26,761
ERIC: All right, here we go!
1
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,086
DRAMA: Oh, yeah, baby!
1
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:41,244
I really need an answer, Ari.
Time is running out.
1
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,563
Isn't my offering up my house
for the ceremony enough, Lloyd?
1
00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:49,647
No. Even though that is so amazingly generous,
this is so much more important to me.
1
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,211
I need more information.
1
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,528
- Like what?
- Like what will you be wearing?
1
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:54,966
I know it can't be white...
1
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,771
- because you've been banged more times...
- Ari.
1
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:00,851
Hey, Liam.
1
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:02,686
Go fuck yourself, Ari.
1
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:05,161
Forgive and forget, buddy. No?
1
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,404
Hey, Schindler. Leave no Jew behind!
1
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,722
- Ari?!
- Listen, Lloyd, I love you.
1
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:14,490
But I just can't commit.
1
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:22,807
Really?
1
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,491
Hey, Ari. Tell me
you're not parking there.
1
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,644
My studio, Ed. Don't force me to revoke
your parking privileges.
1
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,211
Fucking asshole.
1
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,485
Who is insane enough to park
in my spot, Allen?
1
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:43,687
I do not know.
1
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,931
Tow it. Actually, I'm in a good mood.
Just spit on it.
1
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:48,770
Oh, that's my car, Ari.
1
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:50,724
Travis McCredle's here to see you.
1
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,446
- I can see that now.
- Sorry.
1
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,081
- Didn't know where else to put it.
- That's okay.
1
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:59,801
What's happening? You get a chance to look
at Vinnie Chase's masterpiece?
1
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,730
I did. You got a minute to chat?
1
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:05,849
Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
Uh, hold all my calls, Allen.
1
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,480
Okay. But remember you have
couples therapy at 11.
1
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:11,564
Oh, and, Ari. Ari. Do you still
want me to spit on his car?
1
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,611
Wow, what a space.
1
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:16,966
Yeah, it's comfy, huh?
1
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:18,770
You should see my father's office.
1
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:21,048
I bet your father
has a much nicer office.
1
00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:25,529
No, my father doesn't believe in wasting
money on extravagant office settings.
1
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,081
My father believes in putting money
into product...
1
00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:31,130
whether that's pig's ears
we're selling for dogs to chew...
1
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,760
or methane gas for Middle Easterners
to poison each other with.
1
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:38,124
Yes. Well, you know what,
I tried your father. Waiting to hear back.
1
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:41,090
I spoke to him. I told him he didn't need
to call you until after we spoke.
1
00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:42,810
- Oh.
- I, obviously, didn't like the movie...
1
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:44,485
as much as you did, Ari.
1
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,808
- No?
- No, it's no masterpiece.
1
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,088
- Not from these eyes' perspective.
- Well...
1
00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:52,005
And what type of training
do you have to judge that?
1
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,811
I went to the Austin PA Film Academy
for a semester...
1
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:57,486
and all my teachers
said I had tremendous taste.
1
00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:59,961
I can see it in your wardrobe.
1
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:04,484
Look, Ari, I have thoughts
about this movie...
1
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:07,530
and my father would like for you
to take them seriously.
1
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:10,160
Thoughts? You have notes?
1
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:11,890
Whatever you wanna call them.
1
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:15,801
But most of them revolve around cutting
out Vincent Chase's mutant brother.
1
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:18,520
- Drama.
- Yeah.
1
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:21,490
He's an abomination and he's got to go.
1
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:27,285
The challenge for me was
I was the only human in that scene.
1
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:28,885
Everyone else was living dead.
1
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,247
So how did that affect
how you played the role?
1
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:32,526
It didn't.
1
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,561
It couldn't. I had to be real.
1
00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:38,121
If I played in to it,
no way it could be.
1
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:39,606
That's really interesting.
1
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:40,966
Yeah.
1
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:44,524
Now, come on, baby.
Show me a little nip.
1
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:46,489
- Please?
- You are relentless.
1
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,847
This is like our third session
since last night.
1
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,685
I'm a little stressed
about an audition I got tomorrow.
1
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:55,287
And your voice, it soothes me.
Take it as a compliment.
1
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:56,721
Fine.
1
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:58,765
Unbutton your pants.
1
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,121
Oh, yeah, baby.
1
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,250
- Oh, yeah.
- Mm.
1
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,482
Oh, that's what I'm talking about.
1
00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:07,960
- MAN: Jen!
- JEN: Oh!
1
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:09,406
What the fuck are you doing?
1
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:12,331
- Randy! You're supposed to be in Chatsworth.
- Who the fuck is this loser?
1
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,488
You don't need to call me a loser, bro.
1
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:17,450
- Put some clothes on!
- You're not supposed to be here!
1
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,809
I'll find you. You'll pay for this.
I'm gonna hunt you down...
1
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:24,009
- and you're gonna fucking pay for this!
- JEN: Johnny, I'm so sorry.
1
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:25,764
VINCE: Johnny, wanna drop me at editing?
1
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,605
- Yeah, sure, bro.
- What the fuck are you doing?
1
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,770
- You think I should start a vodka company?
- I think you'd kill it.
1
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,962
- But I don't even drink.
- Really?
1
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,168
Look, I got a ton of ideas.
1
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:44,961
You should have a fitness app
and, like, your own clothing line.
1
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,766
What, you don't think
my brand's doing fine already?
1
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,651
I think you could always
be doing better, no?
1
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,087
I'm confused.
Is this a business meeting?
1
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:55,087
TURTLE: Uh...
1
00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:57,288
- RONDA: Because I didn't know.
- TURTLE: I didn't know either.
1
00:45:58,440 --> 00:45:59,521
Is this a date?
1
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:01,444
I don't cook for people
who are trying to pitch me.
1
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,851
I thought a nice, normal guy
wanted to hang out for once.
1
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,650
I did. I do.
1
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:10,566
No one under 250 pounds ever has the balls
to talk to me. Should've known better.
1
00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:12,449
- No, no. It's not like that.
- You should go.
1
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:14,523
- Just see yourself out, Turtle.
- Look, Ronda, come on.
1
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:17,001
You should go
before I feel like hitting something.
1
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,165
I'll call you an Uber.
1
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:21,290
An UberX, actually.
1
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,008
Motherfucking asshole.
1
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,288
Well, what do you mean, he won't release
any more money? Why not?
1
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:27,521
I'm dealing with it.
1
00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:30,803
- I thought you said his opinion didn't matter.
- It doesn't, and I'm dealing with it.
1
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,691
Well, you better deal fast because
we can't finish the movie without money.
1
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:35,888
Really? Because I thought
we could finish it with Froot Loops.
1
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,361
You're funny, but did you tell Vince?
Because he's on his way to editing.
1
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:40,767
I'm telling you because it's your job...
1
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,526
along with going over budget
and being short, to tell him.
1
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,205
You need to call him
because I'm walking into Lamaze class.
1
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:46,890
Nothing says you're working hard...
1
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:50,442
more than Lamaze class at noon
on a Wednesday, E. Thanks for nothing.
1
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:52,491
Hey, baby.
1
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:56,569
- I'm excited for therapy.
- Don't be. It's a waste of fucking money.
1
00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:58,131
- ARI: Hey, Kelsey.
- Ari. Melissa.
1
00:46:58,280 --> 00:46:59,725
- MELISSA: Hi.
- You okay?
1
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:01,251
I'm here, so I'm fucked.
1
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:04,688
Since you're here, I'm guessing
you're fucked as well. Nice seeing you.
1
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:06,650
This should be fun.
1
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:08,600
Breathe in.
1
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:12,327
One, two, three.
1
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:14,281
And continue.
1
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:16,249
What about the name Ryan?
1
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,289
- For a boy or a girl?
- Either.
1
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,286
I like it.
1
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,404
But Ryan Murphy created Glee.
1
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:25,723
And you think people
will confuse our baby with him?
1
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:28,247
If we name our baby Ryan Murphy,
then, yeah, I do.
1
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:30,368
(SLOAN CHUCKLES)
1
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,522
Why does Chad Lowe keep staring at you?
1
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:37,207
(WHISPERING) Hey. How are you?
1
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,886
- SLOAN: Would you stop?
- ERIC: I just didn't know you were dating.
1
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,441
SLOAN: We went out a couple of times.
It's not a big deal.
1
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:51,207
- Wonder what the girl he's with thinks about it.
- They're not together.
1
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:52,771
What are they doing in Lamaze class?
1
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:55,048
What are we doing in Lamaze class?
1
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,123
- This is a fucked-up town.
- Yeah.
1
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:01,483
You know, I think we're better off
if we don't question each other.
1
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:04,450
I agree.
But tell me you haven't had sex.
1
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:06,409
Oh, my God. Are you serious?
1
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,289
Well, you can't. Can you?
1
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:11,091
I mean, with the baby in there.
You could hurt it, right?
1
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:14,090
Relax, Eric. No, I'm not having sex.
1
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:16,282
And not because I haven't wanted to.
1
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,442
Because, I don't know
if you know this...
1
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,568
but pregnant women can get very horny.
1
00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:23,644
Problem is, nobody wants
to have sex with me.
1
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:26,564
I'd have sex with you.
1
00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:29,609
Where are you headed with this?
1
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,451
Are you gonna tell me you love me
and want me back again?
1
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,841
Who's talking about love?
I'm talking about sex.
1
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:38,447
I'm saying that I would have sex with you
right now if you really need it.
1
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,449
I just don't wanna get emotional.
1
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:44,361
Do you know I haven't even been held
in six months?
1
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:46,847
I see that you're already
getting emotional.
1
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,851
- Follow me home.
- Seriously?
1
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:54,049
Yeah, sure. Why not?
You're clean. I trust you.
1
00:48:54,240 --> 00:48:55,765
- Sloan.
- Yeah.
1
00:48:56,240 --> 00:48:59,483
- I'm not really that clean.
- What do you mean?
1
00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:03,561
I had sex with someone last night.
1
00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:06,246
Oh, who? The "I want your cock" texter?
1
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:08,611
No, someone else.
1
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:11,491
Actually I had sex with the texter
yesterday also.
1
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:14,530
- Two girls in 24 hours?
- Well, not by design.
1
00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:15,960
Who are you?
1
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:20,011
And why do you always
have to be so fucking honest?
1
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:21,321
That's just who I am.
1
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,761
- And I guess that's why we're not together.
- No.
1
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:27,447
We're not together because you fucked
my stepmother. Don't ever forget that.
1
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:29,762
And you told me that if I came clean
and admitted it, you'd get over it.
1
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:31,001
So don't forget that.
1
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:32,400
I tried, Eric.
1
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:36,929
I mean, I didn't move to New York
because I really wanted to try. I did.
1
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,041
I'll talk to you later.
1
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:43,322
1
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:48,323
- Hello.
- MELANIE OVER PHONE: It's Melanie.
1
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:50,289
I need you to meet me
at the Little Door in 30.
1
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:52,966
- I didn't think I'd hear from you.
- Eric, this isn't a social call.
1
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,407
I'm pregnant.
And if you don't meet me in 30...
1
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,961
the next call you'll get
is from my attorney.
1
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:04,160
Eric.
1
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,721
I can't believe I'm gonna say this...
1
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:08,405
but I'm willing to try again.
1
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,131
Did you hear what I said?
1
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:16,167
Uh...
1
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:19,728
Okay. Good talk.
1
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:27,291
So why did you stop taking
the "anger meds," as you call them?
1
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:29,522
- I didn't think they were working.
- I did.
1
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:33,890
Except to affect me in places
that I just didn't want to be affected.
1
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:37,840
- Have you been unable to maintain an erection?
- I didn't say that. Did I say that?
1
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,209
- He's having trouble finishing.
- Meaning that I can go all night.
1
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:42,407
Boom.
1
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:43,647
(ARI LAUGHS)
1
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:46,963
And now you feel that he's reverting back
to his past behaviors.
1
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:49,363
It's as if we're in a time machine.
1
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:52,086
The past behaviors
that almost ended your marriage.
1
00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:53,321
Yes.
1
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:55,524
You don't feel that is true, Ari?
1
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:58,604
No, of course I don't feel
that it's true, because it's not.
1
00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:01,368
I promised my wife
that if she let me go back to work...
1
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:05,525
it would be nothing but fun, and it has
been. I do almost nothing but smile all day.
1
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:09,726
And the anger meds didn't make me calm.
They just made me not able to come...
1
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:12,651
which just made me angry
and just made my wife sore.
1
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:16,247
Now, currently,
I am a little bit stressed...
1
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:19,768
about this giant movie, because I
haven't been able to see it until yesterday.
1
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:21,445
Thank God, it's fucking amazing.
1
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,325
Suddenly this little punk bitch version
of Forrest Gump...
1
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:27,768
thinks he has the authority to weigh in on
cutting my movie star director's brother...
1
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:31,686
and his fucking Foghorn Leghorn of a father
won't call me back to tell me that he doesn't.
1
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:36,482
So, yes, I am a tiny, tiny bit stressed,
which is normal, no?
1
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:40,251
Why don't we keep the focus off work?
1
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:44,329
- MELISSA: Tell her what you did today.
- What does that have to do with anything?
1
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:47,165
He told his ex-assistant that he could
have his wedding at our house.
1
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,800
- "Ex-assistant." He's like a daughter to me.
- You didn't even ask me.
1
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,243
- I thought you'd like it.
- 300 gay men running around in our yard?
1
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:55,448
You're making bigoted
assumptions now, baby.
1
00:51:55,600 --> 00:52:00,242
He said it was it'd be a toga-themed wedding
with glass dildos as centerpieces.
1
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:02,323
That was a joke, obviously.
1
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,643
MELISSA: He has these highs and lows.
1
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:09,283
Like, one minute he's on the phone, screaming,
and the next he's on the ground, praying.
1
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:12,728
And I have this feeling in my gut
that he could explode at any second.
1
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:13,927
It's just not true.
1
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:15,127
1
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,760
- I told you to turn that off.
- I thought I did. Ahem.
1
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:20,161
It could be the Texan or Vince...
1
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:21,691
It's the studio.
1
00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:23,767
(RINGING STOPS)
1
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:26,321
It's a new phone.
I don't how to turn the ringer off.
1
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:28,608
- Turn the whole power off.
- Well, I don't know how to.
1
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:29,807
(RINGING)
1
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,240
Well, it's the studio again.
1
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,607
- Don't answer that.
- Well, it must be important.
1
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:35,683
- MELISSA: Don't.
- It could be about the Texan or Vince.
1
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:37,325
I have to take it. I...
1
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,168
- What?
- DANA OVER PHONE: Did you show a cut...
1
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:43,891
of Vince's movie
to Larsen McCredle's son?
1
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:45,405
Yes. How do you know?
1
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:47,369
The editor just called.
1
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:49,966
- Apparently the kid showed up with notes.
- Jesus.
1
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:51,610
- Is Vince there?
- Not yet.
1
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,808
But the kid said, and I'm quoting:
1
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:56,201
"That pretty boy director
is locked out...
1
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,767
along with everyone else,
until I say so."
1
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:01,082
Aargh!
1
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:06,520
Ari?
1
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:08,444
- Ari?
- I gotta go, Dana.
1
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:16,962
I'm okay to continue.
1
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,726
Look, maybe she did
wanna bang you. My bad.
1
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:25,562
- Yeah. Your bad. You totally got in my head.
- Why don't you just call her and apologize?
1
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,843
I already did. She sent me
straight to voice-mail. Twice.
1
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,729
Look, Turtle, I'm sorry.
1
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:35,124
- But I got my own problems right now.
- Don't fuck girls with boyfriends, you wouldn't.
1
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:38,523
- She never mentioned she had a boyfriend.
- I wouldn't worry about it.
1
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:40,808
Unless she sells you out,
how's he gonna find you anyway?
1
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:42,371
Well, maybe he recognized me.
1
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:45,091
What are the odds of that?
A billion to one at least.
1
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:47,806
- Could you please not make fun of me?
- Ever?
1
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:51,284
All right, what's the problem?
1
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:55,081
You know what I'm auditioning
for tomorrow?
1
00:53:55,240 --> 00:53:57,641
Victim Number Three on The Mentalist.
1
00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:01,566
- An old, broken-down male ballerina.
- Good part?
1
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:07,246
You know, I know people have looked
at me as a joke for the past 20 years.
1
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:09,689
But in Vince's movie...
1
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:11,410
it felt like I found something.
1
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,282
And I'm just praying
that people see it...
1
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:16,647
and that things really change for me.
1
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,088
I got a good feeling that they will.
1
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:22,486
Thanks.
1
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:25,763
- Hey, is that E?
- No.
1
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:28,241
- Maybe.
- That is E.
1
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:31,647
Hang on.
1
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:39,167
Yo, E!
1
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,168
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
1
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,163
TURTLE: Where's your car?
1
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:46,322
Nobody walks in L.A., E.
You look stupid.
1
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:49,167
My life is over.
1
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:53,964
Come on, Travis. Open the door.
1
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:57,329
- I'm dealing with Ari on this, Vince.
- On what? Come on!
1
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:00,401
- Just open the door!
- WAHLBERG: Yo, Vinnie, what's up?
1
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:03,211
- Yo, what's up, Mark?
- I'm doing some looping for Ted 3.
1
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:05,767
- 3? How many of those are you gonna do?
- Shit, I'll do 20 if I can.
1
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:08,002
What's the matter? Your girlfriend
lock you out of the editing room?
1
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:09,889
No, my co-financier.
1
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,646
You serious? My boys will break down
the fucking door right now.
1
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,484
- I got the Hamster here. He's crazy.
- I'm crazy.
1
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:16,441
- Vinnie.
- WAHLBERG: What's up, Ari?
1
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:19,683
- What kind of shit studio you running here?
- Mark, hey. Calm down.
1
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:22,047
Dude, I'm calm.
But you better get excited.
1
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:24,123
You don't want everybody around town thinking
that this is how you treat your filmmakers.
1
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,886
- What the fuck is going on?
- I am dealing with it.
1
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:28,963
E said he won't release any more money.
1
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:30,167
- Can he do that?
- Ari.
1
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:31,961
He's got issues.
1
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:34,282
- He doesn't like the movie?
- It doesn't matter.
1
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:35,920
Tell him the truth.
1
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:39,482
- Yeah, seriously. Ari, come on, speak!
- Tell him the truth. Don't be shy.
1
00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:43,690
He doesn't like Drama.
He wants to cut him out.
1
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:46,570
- Johnny?
- That's fucked up, Vince.
1
00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:50,805
I'm doing my show Wahlburgers at A&E.
If they try to cut my mother, I'd kill somebody.
1
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,042
Even if she sucked as bad
as Drama probably sucks.
1
00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:56,164
You guys know Reggie from Jordan, right?
You want some shoes?
1
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:58,163
- No, no, we're good, Mark.
- Gotcha.
1
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:01,164
- I'm not cutting out Johnny.
- No, you're not.
1
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:02,810
I will take care of it.
1
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,047
You better.
1
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,009
Oh, shit. That's Ari Gold.
1
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:16,803
Have the redneck country-ass hick in
editing bay three dragged off my lot.
1
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:21,204
If he resists, you have my permission
to shoot him in the fucking head!
1
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:26,284
You're like an NBA player, E.
1
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:28,528
Imagine when someone says,
"You have twins?"
1
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:32,321
He says, "No, they're not twins.
One was born in October, one in April."
1
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:35,131
- Like miniature Irish twins.
- You guys are funny...
1
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:38,648
- but what do I do?
- Take a breath. You don't even know it's yours.
1
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:41,326
- Yeah, or if she wants it.
- Well, she wants something.
1
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:50,246
- You guys don't have to wait.
- We know. We will anyway.
1
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:58,004
EMILY: He's a fucking idiot.
Who cares what he thinks?
1
00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:01,448
Someone, apparently, because
they're letting him hold my film hostage.
1
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:04,120
- Not to pile on...
- What?
1
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:08,126
Well, my publicist called and said that
Just Jared wants to know if we're dating.
1
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:11,524
I don't care. Up to you. Tell them
whatever you're comfortable with.
1
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:13,444
That wasn't their only question.
1
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:14,840
- No?
- No.
1
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,731
They wanted to confirm that there's
something wrong with the movie...
1
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:20,247
- since you canceled the screening.
- Oh, Jesus.
1
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:22,801
- What did you tell them?
- That it was great.
1
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:27,129
Do you really think it's great?
1
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:28,960
Yes.
1
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,331
Now, stop.
1
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:33,369
You're too good-looking to be insecure.
1
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:40,090
I'm gonna call E.
1
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:43,645
(WHISTLES)
1
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:45,805
- Ha.
- Fuck you doing?
1
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:47,167
We're hungry.
1
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:49,084
(RINGING)
1
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:52,005
Eric.
1
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:54,091
Hey.
1
00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:55,441
- Paula.
- Yeah, of course.
1
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:58,206
- Hi. How are you?
- Good. Funny running into you here.
1
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:00,931
I wanted to talk to you,
but we didn't exchange numbers.
1
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:02,326
Yeah, I know. Sorry about that.
1
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:06,405
- Do you mind if I sit for a minute?
- You know, actually, I have a meeting right now.
1
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:09,609
- Is there any way I can call you later?
- We had sex last night...
1
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:11,922
- so I'm gonna sit for one minute.
- Okay.
1
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:14,970
- Isn't that the girl he banged last night?
- I think so.
1
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:18,044
- She the one that got pregnant?
- I can't keep up with this guy.
1
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:21,329
I just wanted to say that
that was really fast for me.
1
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,164
I don't usually do that that fast.
1
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:24,367
Me either.
1
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:26,289
PAULA: It was something about you.
1
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:30,007
Like, you just seemed
so sweet and innocent.
1
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:31,881
Is that an act?
1
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,368
- No.
- Really?
1
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:37,724
- Hey.
- ERIC: Hey.
1
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:40,724
- Is that the other one?
- TURTLE: I don't know. I guess.
1
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:42,286
This could get ugly.
1
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:44,204
- Should we do something?
- Yeah.
1
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:46,806
- Take pictures.
- What, did you bring a date?
1
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:50,163
No, no, no. We just ran into each other.
I just met him last night.
1
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:51,924
- Oh.
- Is this your girlfriend?
1
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:54,367
- Uh...
- Last night you said you didn't have one.
1
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:56,329
I don't. I don't have a girlfriend.
1
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:58,403
No, no, no. I'm not his girlfriend.
1
00:58:58,560 --> 00:58:59,846
Excuse me.
1
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:01,811
Although, we did have sex...
1
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:03,769
uh, yesterday.
1
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:04,967
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
1
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:06,690
Are you serious? So did we.
1
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:09,691
- Did he get you pregnant also?
- Not that I know of.
1
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:13,049
You better check because, apparently,
he has very strong swimmers.
1
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:16,682
Okay, um, I will go to the gyno today.
1
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:19,450
What time did you guys have sex?
1
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:21,045
Like 6 a.m. Why?
1
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:22,526
PAULA: Okay, so you're fine.
1
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:25,968
The reason why
I wanted to talk to you today...
1
00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:28,401
This is, like, embarrassing. Um...
1
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:30,801
- You might need to go to the doctor too.
- MELANIE: What?
1
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,923
I really don't wanna talk about this
in front of her.
1
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:35,082
- Talk about what?
- Ugh.
1
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:38,644
Okay, I might have something.
It's probably not contagious.
1
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:40,888
- Ew.
- Don't get nasty with me, bitch.
1
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:43,850
- What do you have, like herpes or something?
- Can you shut the fuck up?
1
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:47,322
Shh. Girls, I don't know what to say
to you at the same time...
1
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:50,888
Why don't you say you're sorry
for being another typical L.A. douchebag?
1
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:53,281
- Because I'm not.
- Well, we think you are.
1
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:55,608
Who runs around and uses
as many girls as he can.
1
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:57,524
- I don't.
- Well, we think you do.
1
00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:01,083
- "We"?
- We used to live together, Eric.
1
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:03,886
We haven't spoke in a little,
but we did this morning...
1
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:05,610
and somehow your name came up.
1
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:10,761
- So you're not really pregnant.
- No.
1
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:13,201
- And you don't have herpes.
- No.
1
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:14,601
Thank God!
1
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:16,250
This was pointless.
1
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:18,368
No. This isn't pointless.
I get the point.
1
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:21,569
Thank you. Well, not thank you,
but, I mean, I'm sorry.
1
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:23,000
What the fuck?
1
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:25,885
(EXHALES)
1
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:29,129
It's still too bleak.
1
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:31,726
Yes, this movie will be
an Oscar contender...
1
01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:33,245
but it also has
commercial appeal as well.
1
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:36,689
The poster needs
to let toothless guys in Texas...
1
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:39,320
who snort meth
and possibly fuck their sisters...
1
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:42,051
know that it's also fun
for a Saturday night.
1
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:44,083
If only we could see it, Ari.
1
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:46,931
DVDs are being made as we speak.
Everyone can see it now.
1
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:48,770
- DANA: You've seen it?
- Oh, yes.
1
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:50,365
- And it works?
- ARI: It works, Dana.
1
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:52,761
I saw it last night. Ha-ha-ha.
1
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:55,440
It works so well, in fact, that tonight,
after everyone goes home...
1
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:59,685
I might sneak onto the set, go into the Hyde
laboratory and masturbate into a beaker.
1
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:02,842
Ari. John Ellis keeps calling.
1
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:06,248
- The chairman of the studio?
- I know who he is.
1
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:07,481
He's on the lot.
1
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:09,603
- John Ellis is on the lot?
- ALLEN: Yeah.
1
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:10,807
What'd he say?
1
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:16,011
He said to tell you
to get your ass up to his office. Now.
1
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:19,130
What should I, uh, tell him?
1
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:24,127
You tell him to get his ass
down to my office.
1
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:27,005
Now!
1
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:30,323
Ari. Ari!
1
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:32,130
He said what?
1
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,650
Motherfucker.
1
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:50,051
Ari. Hey, buddy.
1
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:53,727
- Dude, what's this May 4th release date?
- I don't have any time for this.
1
01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:56,201
- Come on, dude. Are you serious?
- I'll talk to Marketing. We'll get on it.
1
01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:59,921
We're up against Tyler Perry, the new
Hunger Games. We'll get slaughtered.
1
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:02,082
You know what, I don't know you.
1
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:12,440
Hey, Warren.
1
01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:15,729
- What the hell did you do to John Ellis?
- It's all good.
1
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:18,451
- You know how much of the studio I own?
- The whole thing.
1
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:20,090
Yeah, well, fix it, Ari.
1
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:22,208
It's done. Thank you, Warren.
1
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:36,167
- WOMAN: Ari! Ari!
- I can't now, Jess.
1
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:38,049
Are you kidding me?
1
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:41,649
I just got off the phone
with fucking Kives...
1
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:44,883
and he said that you still haven't
greenlit my passion project.
1
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:47,566
- No, I know. Jess, we're going...
- What the fuck?
1
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:51,406
Do you think I give a shit about
zombie apocalypse? What the fuck is that?
1
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:53,403
I'm dealing with
a first-time director here...
1
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:57,610
who's more interested in Instagramming
my ass. Hashtag "Jessica Alba's ass."
1
01:02:57,760 --> 01:02:59,364
- Well...
- Are you kidding me?
1
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:03,127
Look me in the face.
I'm gonna walk off this project...
1
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:05,601
- if you don't greenlight my movie.
- Done.
1
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:07,404
- Swear.
- I swear to you, it's done.
1
01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:08,641
- Swear.
- It's done.
1
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:10,251
- On your mom.
- Yeah, on my mom.
1
01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:34,810
ELLIS: Are you out of your fucking mind?
1
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:37,611
- Relax, John. Your heart.
- I don't have a heart problem.
1
01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:39,728
No, but you're old. Heh.
1
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:41,041
You think this is funny?
1
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:43,123
You told me when I took this job that
I wouldn't have to answer to McCredle.
1
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:46,204
I didn't know you would
go over budget on your first shot.
1
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:49,045
It doesn't matter what a movie costs.
Only what it makes.
1
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:52,568
- This one is going to make...
- Ari, I put my reputation on the line...
1
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:53,921
to get you this job.
1
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:55,764
No, you begged me to take this job.
1
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:57,843
Actually, you begged me
to take your job.
1
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,641
And then you took your offer back and
told me that you were going to groom me.
1
01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:05,089
- For one year.
- And this is your idea of grooming?
1
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:07,288
This is the new world. We're all in it.
1
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:08,566
We minimize our risk.
1
01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:13,044
And maximize our position as pussies
by kowtowing to cowtippers?
1
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:17,848
I told you, with this movie, I didn't want
any of their fucking farm money.
1
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:20,042
- I didn't need it.
- The board disagreed.
1
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:22,165
And so did I.
1
01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:25,164
About how much you spent
and about how you made it.
1
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:27,811
So this is all about Vince.
1
01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:31,601
Nobody thought he had any business directing
this film. You bullied it through.
1
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:34,280
That's why you wanted me to succeed you.
1
01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:36,761
- I bully everything through.
- See it any way you like.
1
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:40,010
I'm taking you off this movie.
Dana Gordon is in charge now.
1
01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:42,970
We made a great movie
that this idiot is trying to fuck up.
1
01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:47,091
This idiot's father owns half
the fucking negative, and you know it.
1
01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:49,641
He can toss it in the garbage
if he decides to.
1
01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:52,121
- You have the...
- Dana has this covered.
1
01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:53,890
You stay the fuck out of it.
1
01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:55,530
Hey, John. You can't do this.
1
01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:57,648
Ari, I just did.
1
01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:03,491
Yo, E, what the fuck?
I've been calling you for two hours.
1
01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:07,008
Sorry, my phone's dead. You cannot
imagine what I've been dealing with.
1
01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:10,289
- These girls here are crazy.
- I'm never touching another one again.
1
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:12,807
Why, because of this
or because no one'll let you?
1
01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:14,371
Guys, you know I love you all,
but right now...
1
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:16,204
I don't give a fuck
about what you're talking about.
1
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:20,888
We got a real problem with this Travis guy, and
I need my manager-producer back now, okay?
1
01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:22,246
Okay.
1
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:25,244
Did Ari tell you why he's not gonna
release the money?
1
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:27,602
- He didn't like the movie?
- What didn't he like?
1
01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:29,566
Is it me?
1
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:34,969
Please, for the love of God,
tell me it's not me he didn't like.
1
01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:37,521
What kind of a sick,
narcissistic fuck are you?
1
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:41,127
- Not everything in the world is about you.
- ERIC: Seriously, Drama.
1
01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:46,846
Just cut me out, bro.
1
01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:48,121
Johnny, stop.
1
01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:49,361
DRAMA: No, I get it.
1
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:50,601
Just cut me.
1
01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:52,564
The good life wasn't meant for me.
1
01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:56,526
I was given the gift of delusional
confidence, but not any real talent.
1
01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:58,563
Will you shut up and put that shit down?
1
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:02,685
- You should be drinking my tequila anyway.
- Real men drink whiskey, Turtle.
1
01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:12,371
DRAMA: Vince.
1
01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:17,884
I don't want you to fuck up your movie
because of me, bro.
1
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:20,407
You're worth more
to the universe than I am.
1
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:22,005
And I'm finally okay with that.
1
01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:24,171
Johnny.
1
01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:26,846
This movie is what it is
because of you...
1
01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:28,201
and because of E...
1
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:30,931
and even Turtle.
Because we do things we love.
1
01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:34,482
Not things some rich prick, whose daddy
gives him everything, tells us to.
1
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:37,406
You're really good in this movie.
Tell him, guys.
1
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:40,971
I didn't even think you could act
until I saw this.
1
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,161
Thanks.
1
01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:44,890
Don't worry, we'll handle it.
1
01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:48,487
If it doesn't work out, we can always
move back to Queens with Ma, right?
1
01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:50,769
I don't wanna go back to Queens, bro!
1
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:52,160
I'll handle it.
1
01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:54,601
I like the weather out here too much.
1
01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:59,047
1
01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:02,570
- Hello?
- RANDY OVER PHONE: Guess what?
1
01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:05,769
I know who you are:
Tarvold from Viking Quest.
1
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:07,570
And I'm gonna fucking kill you!
1
01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:09,529
Hey, pal, guess what?
1
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,411
I'm already dead.
1
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:14,883
So fucking bring it!
1
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:20,722
Hey! There he is.
1
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:22,962
- Travis. Thanks for making the time.
- No, thank you for coming to me.
1
01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:24,360
- How are you?
- You're sitting in on this too?
1
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:27,410
Uh, yeah.
1
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:29,045
Okay. Look.
1
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:31,521
I'm real sorry about earlier, Vince.
1
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:36,643
- But that Ari just wouldn't let me be heard.
- Probably being protective. He's like that.
1
01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:39,883
Well, I'm just being protective
of my money. I'm like that.
1
01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:41,644
- We understand that.
- I'm sorry.
1
01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:44,201
I know we met before,
but what is your involvement in this again?
1
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:46,681
- I'm the producer of the movie.
- And my manager.
1
01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:48,001
Oh, yeah!
1
01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:52,051
Uh, you were the guy on Piers Morgan,
spinning pizza dough, right?
1
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:54,931
Vince, you take care of more people
than Red Cross, huh?
1
01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:57,082
I like to think they take care of me.
1
01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:59,527
It's probably best
to think of it that way, yeah.
1
01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:02,451
Uh, so listen, I'd love to hear
your thoughts on the movie.
1
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:04,961
- I know you have some issues with my brother.
- Yeah.
1
01:08:05,120 --> 01:08:06,610
- He's not good.
- VINCE: Well...
1
01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:10,367
- Yeah, I disagree.
- It's probably because you're too close to it.
1
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:13,245
You can't see it clearly
because he's your brother.
1
01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:15,044
As an artist, I'm pretty unbiased.
1
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:18,966
Maybe there's a bigger issue that's
making you not like his character, Travis.
1
01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:21,964
He's pretty pivotal in the movie,
including the final scene.
1
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:24,248
I don't understand
how you could cut him out.
1
01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:26,846
Yeah, I think that bigger issue thing
makes sense.
1
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,731
Oh. Did you have other
problems with the movie?
1
01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:33,282
- Yeah, I did. I gave Ari a whole list.
- Maybe you could be more specific.
1
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:36,565
You're putting me
in an awkward position here, Vince...
1
01:08:36,720 --> 01:08:39,530
because not only are you the director,
you're the star.
1
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:41,921
It's okay. I won't take
anything personally.
1
01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:44,811
With a movie, there are so many parts
that have to come together.
1
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:47,008
So tell me, what exactly
didn't you like?
1
01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:49,083
Well, okay.
1
01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:51,250
Aside from your brother...
1
01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:52,481
I didn't like you.
1
01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:59,370
Understand, this is really strange for me,
because I really am a big fan of yours.
1
01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:03,764
I'm probably the only person in the whole world
who liked that Medellin thing that you did.
1
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:07,766
But, with this, you know, it's like
you were trying to do this kooky thing...
1
01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:10,810
like Johnny Depp did
in Pirates of the Caribbean.
1
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:13,606
Now, what he did, he went out on a limb.
1
01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:16,650
And it could've been stupid,
but, God, it worked.
1
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:18,729
What you did here, though...
1
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:20,281
it just didn't.
1
01:09:20,440 --> 01:09:22,442
Maybe that's because you directed it...
1
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:25,046
and all you had was your buddy
looking over your shoulder.
1
01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:27,282
You don't have anyone
who can come in and say:
1
01:09:27,440 --> 01:09:30,410
"Hey, this is getting kinda fucked up
and goofy."
1
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:32,204
But it most certainly was.
1
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,480
You should've punched him
right in the fucking face.
1
01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:40,008
- Oh, believe me, I thought about it.
- Maybe we are too close to it. Maybe I do suck.
1
01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:42,561
- TURTLE: Pfft.
- You know what, bro?
1
01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:45,803
If you do, at least we suck together.
1
01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:53,847
- It's good, right, baby?
- MELISSA: Yes, Ari.
1
01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:56,682
- You like it?
- Yes.
1
01:09:56,840 --> 01:09:58,649
- But do you love it?
- I love it.
1
01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:01,168
- You wouldn't lie to me, would you?
- No.
1
01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:02,806
- Then say it again.
- I love it, Ari.
1
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:04,041
- Say it again, honey.
- I love it!
1
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,407
It's the best movie Vince has ever done!
1
01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:07,641
Now can we finish?
1
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,401
The meds are still in me, baby.
I'm not sure I can.
1
01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:14,810
Then get off because I was done,
like, 20 minutes ago.
1
01:10:16,240 --> 01:10:17,526
I'm sorry.
1
01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:19,728
It's this kid. He's killing me.
1
01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:22,167
I know I haven't been great
to you lately, baby.
1
01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:26,445
You know that I didn't come back for
the money. I came back to leave a legacy.
1
01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:28,689
To make my family proud.
1
01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:33,443
And I wanna go out on my own terms.
And this kid is trying to hobble me.
1
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:35,204
Like Tonya Harding.
1
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:38,087
And I can't have it because he's wrong.
1
01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:40,971
Drama sucking,
I could've maybe bought that.
1
01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:42,201
But Vince?
1
01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:45,284
No. I'm a million percent sure
he is wrong.
1
01:10:46,480 --> 01:10:48,482
It's just his opinion.
1
01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:50,489
What can you do?
1
01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:01,560
ARI: Thanks, Hector. I won't be long.
1
01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:03,961
- What, Ari, no suit?
- Not tonight, DV.
1
01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:18,050
Who told you where I was staying?
1
01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:20,485
My office booked your room for you.
1
01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:21,971
- Can I come in?
- No.
1
01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:24,088
You haven't returned any of my calls.
1
01:11:24,240 --> 01:11:26,322
- Ari, I have people here.
- I don't mind.
1
01:11:26,480 --> 01:11:28,289
Oh. Sorry about that.
1
01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:31,205
Didn't realize you were
in the middle of a work session.
1
01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:35,410
Maybe I should call security and have your
ass dragged out. How would you like that?
1
01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:39,241
I am sorry about that, but we do have
what are known as protocols.
1
01:11:39,440 --> 01:11:42,125
- Even in this lawless town.
- My father wants to shoot you.
1
01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:44,203
We could have a Mexican standoff, then.
1
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:48,121
Because after looking at your long list
of proposed changes to my movie...
1
01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:52,848
I wanna shoot myself because
they don't make any fucking sense.
1
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:54,331
I agree.
1
01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:57,286
- With what?
- I'm grasping at straws here, Ari.
1
01:11:57,440 --> 01:11:59,169
I don't know how to fix my problems.
1
01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:01,527
- Vincent Chase's great in this movie.
- Bullshit.
1
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:05,685
He sucks. His too-pretty face ruins
the fucking thing. It's distracting.
1
01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:08,611
How the hell are you gonna fix
his face with editing?
1
01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:10,484
I guess I'm not.
1
01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:12,608
Which is why I told my father
we should bite the bullet...
1
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:14,370
put some more money into it...
1
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:17,490
and reshoot it with new actors
and a different director.
1
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:20,923
Reshoot? Do you have any idea
what that'll cost?
1
01:12:21,080 --> 01:12:22,889
That's your job to figure out.
1
01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:26,089
But I'll bet that there's a cheap way
to do it digitally.
1
01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:29,006
Hell, I saw Tupac Shakur
in concert last year.
1
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:31,640
That guy's been dead 20 years.
1
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:34,848
You had no problem
with Vince at the party.
1
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:36,570
A fan, even.
1
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:38,563
Did something happen?
1
01:12:39,240 --> 01:12:41,288
I don't know what you're talking about.
1
01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:45,962
- What happened?
- I don't know what you're talking about, Ari.
1
01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:49,044
But if you don't leave right now,
I really will call security.
1
01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:54,247
This guy's really gonna screw up
$100 million movie...
1
01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:57,085
- because of a personal problem?
- That's what Ari says.
1
01:12:57,240 --> 01:13:00,449
- Says he wants to replace me with a hologram.
- Can they even do that?
1
01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:03,007
I was replaced
with a digital character once.
1
01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:04,889
But that was before filming began.
1
01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:07,447
What could I possibly
have done to this guy?
1
01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:11,286
Did you shake hands when you met him?
Southerners, real particular about manners.
1
01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:12,885
I think so.
1
01:13:13,040 --> 01:13:15,168
Oh, boy. Armie Hammer, 12 o'clock.
1
01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:16,601
Oh, good God.
1
01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:19,684
Yo, Vinnie Chase. The DJ from hell.
1
01:13:19,840 --> 01:13:22,047
- What's up, Armie?
- What's up?
1
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:27,249
- You know that I was dating Emily, right?
- Emily? I thought you guys broke up.
1
01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:29,289
I don't see how that fucking matters.
1
01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:32,322
No, this isn't the time or the place.
1
01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:34,842
But just know that I will enjoy
sneaking up behind you...
1
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,570
and snatching the fucking life
out of you.
1
01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:40,567
You know what I'm talking about,
right, Drama?
1
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:43,489
You guys enjoy your salads.
1
01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:48,486
- That was awkward.
- He's a lot bigger than I thought.
1
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:50,722
Why didn't you just tell him
it wasn't true?
1
01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:52,291
Because it is true.
1
01:13:52,440 --> 01:13:55,410
- Really. Since when?
- Since after the screening.
1
01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:59,282
I went over there later, after she was
done watching the movie with Travis.
1
01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:03,001
What?
1
01:14:03,480 --> 01:14:06,324
A girl? This whole thing
is over a fucking girl?
1
01:14:06,480 --> 01:14:07,686
You guys are being crazy.
1
01:14:07,880 --> 01:14:09,689
I can't believe you were with Emily
and you didn't tell us.
1
01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:10,881
Why would I tell you?
1
01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:12,929
Because most of the fun
of being with a girl that hot...
1
01:14:13,080 --> 01:14:16,448
- is that you get to tell your friends about it.
- Turtle, I think we define "fun" differently.
1
01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:18,762
- I can't believe this.
- Believe what?
1
01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:20,922
There's no way Travis
could know about this.
1
01:14:21,080 --> 01:14:22,491
- No way.
- Why not?
1
01:14:22,680 --> 01:14:25,411
He probably waited outside of her house
after she got rid of him.
1
01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:27,921
We're the only ones dumb enough
to not realize you'd go over there.
1
01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:30,003
Come on. That's ridiculous.
1
01:14:32,160 --> 01:14:35,721
- Think he drives a yellow Lamborghini?
- I know it. He had it on the lot. Why?
1
01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:40,522
Jesus fuck.
You couldn't just hold off one night?
1
01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:44,571
- We're a year into this thing.
- Seriously, Vin. This will set up our next 20.
1
01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:47,161
- And give me a life.
- I hope she was worth it.
1
01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:50,290
You really saying I should've kept away
from her because of him?
1
01:14:50,440 --> 01:14:52,283
I mean, is that who we are?
1
01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:56,449
- I would've banged her.
- Yeah, me too.
1
01:14:56,600 --> 01:14:59,126
- Wife might even give me a pass for her.
- Ha-ha-ha.
1
01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:01,009
- Fuck him.
- No, seriously. Fuck him.
1
01:15:01,160 --> 01:15:03,447
We don't need him.
I'll put up the eight million.
1
01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:05,847
How much fucking money
did this guy make?
1
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:09,288
Vin, I'm serious. Not just because
I love you. I love this movie.
1
01:15:09,480 --> 01:15:11,244
I appreciate it, Turtle,
but I can't let you do that.
1
01:15:11,440 --> 01:15:13,329
- I'll put up the money.
- I'll split it.
1
01:15:13,480 --> 01:15:15,323
- VINCE: Thank you.
- I'm strapped, bro.
1
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:19,209
All the love in this room is really
fucking touching, but you can't.
1
01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:21,328
It's McCredle's movie.
He doesn't need or want your money.
1
01:15:21,480 --> 01:15:24,086
- So that's it?
- No. I will handle this, as usual.
1
01:15:24,240 --> 01:15:26,163
- How?
- Don't worry, Carrot Bottom.
1
01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:27,606
I got ideas. Later.
1
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:29,604
- ERIC: Later.
- VINCE: Later.
1
01:15:30,480 --> 01:15:32,164
I can't believe
there's nothing we can do.
1
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:35,210
I got an audition at 3.
Who wants to run lines with me?
1
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:36,885
- No way.
- Not a chance.
1
01:15:37,040 --> 01:15:38,087
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
1
01:15:38,240 --> 01:15:40,481
- Ronda finally answered my text.
- What'd she say?
1
01:15:40,680 --> 01:15:44,685
She said, "If you want to apologize,
do it in person like a man."
1
01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:46,365
You guys wanna come with?
1
01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:48,050
- Sure.
- Sure.
1
01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:52,602
WOMAN OVER SPEAKERS:
You are the master of your universe...
1
01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:55,969
- if you control your own physical universe.
- Om.
1
01:15:56,120 --> 01:15:59,567
I will solve this problem.
1
01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:00,846
(GONG SOUNDS)
1
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:03,731
Calmness and control of breath...
1
01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:06,322
- are keys to success.
- Om.
1
01:16:06,480 --> 01:16:10,246
I will figure this out.
1
01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:13,927
Put fear to the side...
1
01:16:14,080 --> 01:16:17,721
- for fear will conquer you.
- Om.
1
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:22,482
I will let no man see the darkness
inside of me.
1
01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:24,045
1
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:25,486
Om.
1
01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:30,720
I will learn how to stop this fucking phone
from overtaking my fucking calming CD!
1
01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:33,121
- What?
- About the wedding, Ari.
1
01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:34,964
Lloyd, I've got bigger problems...
1
01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:38,283
than who's gonna give you away
at your big fat gay wedding.
1
01:16:38,440 --> 01:16:39,601
Call your boys at Grindr.
1
01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:41,603
- I'm sure there's an app for that.
- Listen, Ari...
1
01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:44,081
I just got finished talking
to a classroom of 8th graders...
1
01:16:44,280 --> 01:16:46,521
about the future
of the agenting business.
1
01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:50,844
And as I looked at their little faces, it hit me.
My father is not coming to my wedding.
1
01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:52,485
That is not my problem, Lloyd.
1
01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:54,927
- Do you know why he's not coming?
- I don't care.
1
01:16:55,080 --> 01:16:58,004
It's because he hasn't spoken to me
since I came out.
1
01:16:58,160 --> 01:17:01,562
He didn't know before that? Who is he,
the guy from The Crying Game?
1
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:05,890
- You're the closest thing I have to a father now.
- Lloyd! I can't deal with this.
1
01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:08,964
Not while I'm trying to figure out
how to save this movie...
1
01:17:09,120 --> 01:17:12,169
which is the most important investment
I have ever made.
1
01:17:12,320 --> 01:17:14,971
You invest in people, Ari, not product.
1
01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:17,600
That's why I have succeeded,
and that's why you will.
1
01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:19,330
- Oh, and Ari?
- What?
1
01:17:19,480 --> 01:17:20,720
I love you.
1
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:28,526
Fuck! Fuck!
1
01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:30,205
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
1
01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:31,930
Fuck!
1
01:17:38,440 --> 01:17:41,011
Still time to leave.
I don't think she saw you yet.
1
01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:44,410
Oops.
1
01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:45,686
Too late.
1
01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:48,485
Hey, Ronda.
1
01:17:49,120 --> 01:17:52,522
Hey, Turtle. What, do you bring
your backup dancers everywhere?
1
01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:54,526
Sorry, Vince.
1
01:17:55,280 --> 01:17:58,409
- You said if I wanted to apologize...
- What is there to apologize about?
1
01:17:58,560 --> 01:18:01,769
- I didn't want you to have the wrong idea.
- What was the right idea?
1
01:18:01,920 --> 01:18:03,001
I wanted...
1
01:18:03,160 --> 01:18:06,846
- Yeah, I want to take you out.
- So then why this talk about us doing business?
1
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:10,925
Because this guy got in my head, telling me
there's no way you'd be interested in me.
1
01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:15,444
Not very manly to let another guy
influence what you do with a lady, bro.
1
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:16,840
Especially this guy.
1
01:18:17,240 --> 01:18:20,244
VINCE: Listen, Ronda. Turtle's shy
and he really likes you.
1
01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:22,084
He could care less about business.
1
01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:25,642
- Everyone in this town has an angle.
- I don't. I really, really don't.
1
01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:28,810
Let me prove it. What do you wanna do?
You wanna take me in the ring?
1
01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:31,406
- I'll let you beat me up for a round.
- Let me?
1
01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:34,683
Heh-heh. You know, he does box
and do some cardio.
1
01:18:35,560 --> 01:18:37,210
I meant, like, I won't fight back.
1
01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:40,489
You couldn't last 30 seconds with me
if your life depended on it.
1
01:18:41,200 --> 01:18:43,885
- I could really hurt you.
- I last 30 seconds...
1
01:18:44,040 --> 01:18:47,442
- you let me take you on a date.
- Last 60 and I'll let you fuck me.
1
01:18:48,360 --> 01:18:49,930
1
01:18:52,400 --> 01:18:53,925
- How much time?
- Three seconds!
1
01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:56,009
- What do I do? What do I do?
- Something!
1
01:18:56,160 --> 01:18:57,366
- Anything!
- Pray!
1
01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:00,482
- She's got the armbar!
- That's not good!
1
01:19:00,640 --> 01:19:01,880
- Tap out, Turtle!
- Time?
1
01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:03,280
Fifteen seconds!
1
01:19:03,440 --> 01:19:04,805
Tap or I'll break it.
1
01:19:04,960 --> 01:19:06,962
- How much time?
- Ten seconds!
1
01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:08,849
- Do you think I'm bluffing?
- Tap out!
1
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:10,650
- You won't do it!
- It isn't worth it, Turtle.
1
01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:12,768
- Don't tap out!
- Ronda, I don't quit.
1
01:19:12,920 --> 01:19:15,048
- I just wanted to take you to dinner!
- Fine!
1
01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:18,611
- ALL: Oh!
- TURTLE: Aagh!
1
01:19:19,960 --> 01:19:21,041
(ALL GROAN)
1
01:19:21,200 --> 01:19:22,611
(PHONE RINGS)
1
01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:25,486
Larsen McCredle's office.
1
01:19:25,840 --> 01:19:30,323
- It's Ari Gold again.
- Mr. Gold, I have told you 20 times already...
1
01:19:30,480 --> 01:19:32,801
Mr. McCredle is unavailable
to speak with you.
1
01:19:32,960 --> 01:19:34,883
And I told you 20 times
I need to speak with him.
1
01:19:35,080 --> 01:19:36,650
- Where's Dana?
- Meeting.
1
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:40,043
Try him again and tell him
it's an emergency regarding his son.
1
01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:41,531
Everything okay with Travis?
1
01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:43,364
- Have you seen the movie Taken?
- Yes.
1
01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:45,568
Think of me
as the Liam Neeson character...
1
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:48,644
and Mr. McCredle as my target
if I don't hear back from him.
1
01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:50,808
- Have you heard back from Dana?
- She's still in that meeting.
1
01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:53,042
- What meeting?
- Laura didn't know.
1
01:19:53,200 --> 01:19:56,682
- Have you tried John Ellis again?
- Yes. Apparently he's in the same meeting.
1
01:19:56,840 --> 01:19:58,490
Think the Texas money guy's in town.
1
01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:02,644
And you don't think this is information
that I could've used?
1
01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:03,847
Where is this meeting?
1
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:06,207
I'm not supposed to say.
I can call Dana.
1
01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:10,610
- Where's the fucking meeting?
- John's house in Santa Barbara.
1
01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:12,808
- Should I tell them you're coming?
- Nope!
1
01:20:13,280 --> 01:20:16,489
Tell them to build
a big fucking bomb shelter.
1
01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:19,648
No, I didn't study these dance moves.
1
01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:21,404
I was born with them.
1
01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:24,245
1
01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:26,562
Ah...
1
01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:28,370
- Euripides. Euripides.
- Uh...
1
01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:30,363
Can you do that to yourself, please?
1
01:20:30,520 --> 01:20:32,488
It's my process, asshole.
1
01:20:32,680 --> 01:20:34,409
- Euripides. Aeschylus.
- Douchebag.
1
01:20:34,560 --> 01:20:37,643
Lemona, lumina, lino...
Lemona, luminum, linoleum.
1
01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:39,131
Yeah, hey, Mom.
1
01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:43,524
No, I'm just on this lame audition
with a bunch of shitheads. Yeah.
1
01:20:43,680 --> 01:20:45,045
- Johnny Chase?
- DRAMA: Yeah.
1
01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:46,406
WOMAN: You're next.
1
01:20:46,560 --> 01:20:48,767
Oh. Don't fuck this up, Drama.
1
01:20:48,920 --> 01:20:50,604
- Fuck you.
- We know you will.
1
01:20:50,760 --> 01:20:52,489
- Jimmy Chase is next.
- DRAMA: Hey.
1
01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:55,765
- Hey, Richard. I didn't know you were doing this.
- Yeah.
1
01:20:56,120 --> 01:20:57,770
That's great. Now I'm excited.
1
01:20:57,920 --> 01:21:00,571
Aw, thanks.
Well, thanks for coming in, Jimmy.
1
01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:03,848
- "Jimmy"?
- No?
1
01:21:04,040 --> 01:21:07,408
- No. Johnny.
- Oh. That's my fault.
1
01:21:07,560 --> 01:21:10,211
I'm so sorry. It's "Johnny."
I told him "Jimmy."
1
01:21:10,360 --> 01:21:12,647
RICHARD: There was a Jimmy in earlier.
I think that's it.
1
01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:15,491
(WHISPERING)
He's Vinnie Chase's brother.
1
01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:17,523
I know. Yeah.
1
01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:19,848
You're Vinnie Chase's brother?
1
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,331
- Yeah.
- RICHARD: Wow.
1
01:21:21,520 --> 01:21:24,842
- You look nothing like him.
- (IN NORMAL VOICE) Not even a little.
1
01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:26,286
You know, we've met before.
1
01:21:26,480 --> 01:21:28,801
- We have?
- Yeah. West Wing.
1
01:21:28,960 --> 01:21:31,964
- Did you do an episode?
- No, I got cast in the pilot.
1
01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:34,688
And then replaced after the table read.
1
01:21:34,840 --> 01:21:38,208
- Huh. Well, you missed a pretty good run.
- Heh.
1
01:21:39,080 --> 01:21:41,686
Uh, any notes before I get started?
1
01:21:41,840 --> 01:21:43,683
RICHARD: Nope. No notes, Johnny.
1
01:21:44,760 --> 01:21:47,047
Whenever you're ready,
Sarah will read with you.
1
01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:49,645
(GRUNTS)
1
01:21:50,240 --> 01:21:51,480
Okay.
1
01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:53,768
- Did you go to school for dance?
- Oh, my God.
1
01:21:54,560 --> 01:21:56,483
- What?
- I'm sorry. Nothing.
1
01:21:56,680 --> 01:21:58,489
- Just keep going.
- What?
1
01:21:59,400 --> 01:22:01,482
SARAH: Did you go to school for dance?
1
01:22:01,680 --> 01:22:04,286
1
01:22:04,480 --> 01:22:06,209
I was born with them.
1
01:22:06,360 --> 01:22:08,169
- Oh, my God!
- What?
1
01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:10,488
Sorry, Johnny.
We're getting all this on tape.
1
01:22:10,640 --> 01:22:12,608
It's great,
just keep reading with Sarah.
1
01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:16,367
- Sarah, keep going with the...
- Would you describe yourself as flexible?
1
01:22:16,520 --> 01:22:18,727
Well, I guess you could say
I am pretty limber.
1
01:22:18,880 --> 01:22:20,484
Jesus Christ!
1
01:22:20,640 --> 01:22:21,721
Are you guys joking?
1
01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:24,121
- I'm trying to act here.
- RICHARD: Ha-ha-ha.
1
01:22:24,280 --> 01:22:26,408
What the fuck are you looking at?
1
01:22:26,560 --> 01:22:28,688
We're looking at you, Johnny.
1
01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:30,530
We're looking at you.
1
01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:33,081
Are you familiar
with the penal code in this county?
1
01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:35,925
Here's the good news:
I won't ever forget you again.
1
01:22:36,080 --> 01:22:37,844
ANNOUNCER: TMZ presents:
1
01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:40,970
Raw Emotion with Johnny Chase.
1
01:22:41,120 --> 01:22:43,407
Oh, yeah. Oh...
1
01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:48,811
We got a sex tape
from a huge star...'s brother.
1
01:22:48,960 --> 01:22:50,246
(ALL LAUGHING)
1
01:22:50,440 --> 01:22:51,521
Oh, you like that?
1
01:22:51,680 --> 01:22:54,445
MAN: He was video chatting
with this girl, it turned into sex...
1
01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:58,127
- her boyfriend posted it to Revenge Girlfriends.
- ANNOUNCER: And cut to the Chase!
1
01:22:58,320 --> 01:23:00,971
(MOANING)
1
01:23:03,120 --> 01:23:05,487
Oh, my fucking God.
1
01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:08,084
Oh, good merciful God.
1
01:23:08,960 --> 01:23:11,042
Oh, my God.
1
01:23:13,440 --> 01:23:15,807
- Oh, God.
- DRAMA: That's what I'm talking about.
1
01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:18,008
Oh, my God. I know this fucking kid.
1
01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:20,889
Oh, my God.
1
01:23:22,880 --> 01:23:24,484
Oh, my God.
1
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,161
Oh, my God!
1
01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:28,006
(HORN HONKING)
1
01:23:29,560 --> 01:23:32,040
- Over here, Johnny!
- What the fuck you looking at?
1
01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:34,920
How about I shove
that camera up your ass, huh?
1
01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:36,650
What are you looking at?
1
01:23:36,800 --> 01:23:38,723
Stop fucking looking at me.
1
01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:39,961
You got a problem?
1
01:23:40,160 --> 01:23:41,605
Stop looking at me.
1
01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:44,288
I can't believe
you just ignored me yesterday.
1
01:23:44,440 --> 01:23:46,647
- I wasn't ignoring you.
- He wasn't ignoring you.
1
01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:48,609
SLOAN:
Really? We're all gonna do this? Okay.
1
01:23:48,760 --> 01:23:51,923
- He didn't respond.
- He had some crazy things happen yesterday.
1
01:23:52,080 --> 01:23:54,401
- He didn't call me today.
- You probably should've called today, E.
1
01:23:54,560 --> 01:23:56,642
- I didn't know what to say.
- He didn't know what to say.
1
01:23:56,840 --> 01:23:59,491
For six months,
he begs me to take him back.
1
01:23:59,640 --> 01:24:03,201
Now I say I'm willing to try,
and he doesn't know what to say?
1
01:24:03,360 --> 01:24:06,569
- She's got a lot of anger towards me.
- Maybe you should save this for later.
1
01:24:06,720 --> 01:24:08,643
I said I'll keep trying to get over it.
1
01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:11,883
- He's right. Maybe we should save it till later.
- No, I think we should talk about this now.
1
01:24:12,240 --> 01:24:13,526
Maybe I shouldn't be here.
1
01:24:13,680 --> 01:24:16,809
Why not? You've been here
for everything else but the conception.
1
01:24:16,960 --> 01:24:18,724
Good point. E, say something.
1
01:24:19,240 --> 01:24:20,446
ERIC: Stop.
1
01:24:20,960 --> 01:24:25,682
Look, Sloan, I love you, okay? You know that.
And there's nobody else I'd rather be with.
1
01:24:25,840 --> 01:24:29,049
But there's no more trying.
You're either over the past or not.
1
01:24:29,200 --> 01:24:32,488
Yo. Guess who's got the strongest bones
in the Assante family?
1
01:24:32,640 --> 01:24:34,244
- No break?
- Nope. Torn labrum.
1
01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:35,481
But dinner with Ronda is on.
1
01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:37,847
So, Sloan, any way
we can get this labor process cranking?
1
01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:39,571
Really?
1
01:24:39,760 --> 01:24:41,444
See what I'm saying? Let's go!
1
01:24:41,600 --> 01:24:42,681
You guys were stopped.
1
01:25:11,640 --> 01:25:14,086
Ari, are you fucking crazy?
You can't land there!
1
01:25:14,240 --> 01:25:17,005
Ah, but, John, I just did.
1
01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:26,041
Hello.
1
01:25:26,680 --> 01:25:28,125
Must not have gotten my invite.
1
01:25:28,960 --> 01:25:30,564
Wow.
1
01:25:30,720 --> 01:25:32,370
I know all of you.
1
01:25:34,240 --> 01:25:37,005
Mr. Tisch, we shared a suite
at the Super Bowl.
1
01:25:37,160 --> 01:25:39,686
Must not be the difference maker
that you claimed.
1
01:25:41,680 --> 01:25:44,047
Meldman, all those nights in Cabo...
1
01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:46,045
Meaningless.
1
01:25:46,960 --> 01:25:50,089
Larsen, you must not have gotten
all my messages.
1
01:25:50,240 --> 01:25:52,402
And you must be a lot tougher
than you look.
1
01:25:52,560 --> 01:25:55,450
Okay, this room is gonna be
even more hostile than I thought.
1
01:25:55,600 --> 01:26:00,049
Which is interesting because I heard
the purpose of this meeting was to fire me.
1
01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:03,807
- Where'd you hear that?
- I heard it up here, John.
1
01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:08,008
Not from you,
who I've known for 20 years.
1
01:26:08,160 --> 01:26:10,322
Not from you, Dana, who I used to...
1
01:26:10,480 --> 01:26:12,642
Anyway, you wanna fire me...
1
01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:15,565
because Mr. McCredle's son...
1
01:26:15,720 --> 01:26:16,801
(ARI CHUCKLES)
1
01:26:16,960 --> 01:26:18,769
Doesn't like the movie that I made.
1
01:26:19,360 --> 01:26:21,601
Well, I don't think
you know the whole story.
1
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:23,490
Oh, really, Gold?
1
01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:26,211
Well, I can't wait to hear
the fucking fairy tale you spin.
1
01:26:26,360 --> 01:26:27,850
Heh. Me too.
1
01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:29,445
Shut up, Travis.
1
01:26:29,600 --> 01:26:31,409
ARI:
Travis doesn't really hate the movie.
1
01:26:32,440 --> 01:26:33,680
He hates Vince.
1
01:26:33,840 --> 01:26:35,842
- Dad, he's so full of shit.
- What'd I say?
1
01:26:36,040 --> 01:26:38,361
- Do you want a boot up your ass?
- No.
1
01:26:38,520 --> 01:26:40,329
Now, I have a son, so this is hard.
1
01:26:41,240 --> 01:26:43,004
Well, speak, goddamn it.
1
01:26:43,160 --> 01:26:44,650
This whole thing is over a girl.
1
01:26:44,840 --> 01:26:46,001
- What girl?
- Dad, the...
1
01:26:46,160 --> 01:26:47,605
Shut up!
1
01:26:48,240 --> 01:26:50,447
What fucking girl, Gold?
1
01:26:51,600 --> 01:26:52,761
Emily Ratajkowski.
1
01:26:52,920 --> 01:26:54,285
Oh, I like her.
1
01:26:54,440 --> 01:26:57,489
- I do too.
- I don't know what he's talking about.
1
01:26:57,640 --> 01:26:59,802
ARI: Oh, come on, Travis.
1
01:27:00,560 --> 01:27:03,882
You mean to tell me
that you didn't sit outside her house...
1
01:27:04,040 --> 01:27:07,522
after she told you good night,
just waiting to see if Vince showed up.
1
01:27:07,680 --> 01:27:10,604
He fucking snuck in there after me.
I put in a whole night w...
1
01:27:10,760 --> 01:27:11,807
(ARI CHUCKLES)
1
01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:13,962
Wow, I wasn't even 100 percent sure
I was right.
1
01:27:14,720 --> 01:27:18,202
You should know this, Travis,
that's what movie stars are supposed to do.
1
01:27:18,360 --> 01:27:20,806
Walk into rooms and fuck
girls that civilians want.
1
01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:22,411
That's why they're movie stars.
1
01:27:22,560 --> 01:27:25,769
- You causing trouble over pussy again?
- Dad, this is our money.
1
01:27:25,920 --> 01:27:27,081
We financed this film.
1
01:27:27,240 --> 01:27:30,801
I don't think that that pretty boy out there
should be allowed to shit on me.
1
01:27:31,200 --> 01:27:32,690
Wait outside.
1
01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:34,241
TRAVIS: Are you serious?
1
01:27:34,400 --> 01:27:36,448
Yes, goddamn it. Wait outside.
1
01:27:46,280 --> 01:27:48,009
I'm real sorry about that.
1
01:27:49,120 --> 01:27:53,170
Um, I have a copy of the movie.
Vinnie Chase's unfinished cut.
1
01:27:53,320 --> 01:27:56,881
I think if you look at it, you're gonna see
that your money is in secure hands.
1
01:27:57,080 --> 01:28:00,084
- I saw it last night, Larsen.
- ARI: Really?
1
01:28:00,240 --> 01:28:01,321
What'd you think?
1
01:28:02,640 --> 01:28:03,687
It's amazing.
1
01:28:04,720 --> 01:28:06,688
(LAUGHING)
1
01:28:06,880 --> 01:28:08,609
I told you. Mwah.
1
01:28:08,800 --> 01:28:10,404
LARSEN: Well, I don't need
to see the damn movie.
1
01:28:10,560 --> 01:28:14,326
You people do what you do, but, uh,
if anybody wants to see more of my money...
1
01:28:14,480 --> 01:28:16,209
he still has to go.
1
01:28:17,680 --> 01:28:19,205
Larsen, you heard what happened.
1
01:28:19,360 --> 01:28:21,931
What I heard is he treated my son
like a horse's ass...
1
01:28:22,080 --> 01:28:24,526
which he is,
but that's not really the point.
1
01:28:25,200 --> 01:28:27,487
- You said you have a son, Gold?
- I do. He's 12.
1
01:28:27,640 --> 01:28:32,487
Well, I hope when he grows up, he's not
a complete and utter fucking buffoon like mine.
1
01:28:32,840 --> 01:28:34,888
But just in case he is...
1
01:28:35,040 --> 01:28:36,963
I hope the people that respect you...
1
01:28:37,160 --> 01:28:39,162
at least pretend to respect him.
1
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:45,129
I can't believe a website
would actually post something like that.
1
01:28:45,280 --> 01:28:49,126
They posted it as "See Vincent Chase's
Brother Spank It at Vincent Chase's Pool."
1
01:28:49,280 --> 01:28:51,089
- That was my pool?
- Mine.
1
01:28:51,800 --> 01:28:54,280
VINCE: Well, I guess a sex tape
worked for Paris and Kim.
1
01:28:54,440 --> 01:28:57,603
- Maybe it'll do good for Johnny.
- Vin, a girl playing with herself is one thing.
1
01:28:57,760 --> 01:28:59,728
Drama doing it,
a whole horrifying other.
1
01:28:59,880 --> 01:29:02,963
Absolutely the most vile,
disgusting thing I've ever fucking seen.
1
01:29:03,120 --> 01:29:05,851
- Okay, Shauna. Have you heard from him?
- No. Why, is he missing?
1
01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:08,970
- Called him 10 times. He won't pick up.
- Try him again, please?
1
01:29:09,120 --> 01:29:11,248
SHAUNA:
I can get his face on a milk carton.
1
01:29:11,880 --> 01:29:14,360
- You need to calm down.
- Don't tell me to calm down.
1
01:29:14,520 --> 01:29:18,445
I'm here because I can't calm down,
and I need to see the doctor...
1
01:29:18,600 --> 01:29:20,443
who can hopefully calm me down.
1
01:29:20,600 --> 01:29:22,602
Mr. Chase, he is in with someone.
1
01:29:22,760 --> 01:29:26,082
Oh, is he in with someone
who's been coming here for 15 years?
1
01:29:26,240 --> 01:29:29,881
Somebody who scraped up loose change
when insurance wouldn't pay his bill?
1
01:29:30,040 --> 01:29:32,850
Is he in with someone whose life
is in complete shambles?
1
01:29:33,200 --> 01:29:34,884
Are you suicidal?
1
01:29:35,840 --> 01:29:37,171
I don't know.
1
01:29:37,320 --> 01:29:38,970
- Well, if you aren't...
- I am!
1
01:29:39,120 --> 01:29:42,363
- Let me call 911, have an ambulance come.
- No, no, no. Don't do that.
1
01:29:44,640 --> 01:29:46,130
1
01:29:46,560 --> 01:29:48,369
- What?
- What's on your screen?
1
01:29:48,520 --> 01:29:49,760
Nothing.
1
01:29:52,400 --> 01:29:53,970
Oh, Jesus Christ.
1
01:29:54,120 --> 01:29:55,690
I'm a dead man!
1
01:29:56,160 --> 01:29:57,571
I need the doctor.
1
01:30:01,080 --> 01:30:03,287
Doc Feldman. It's Johnny Chase.
1
01:30:03,440 --> 01:30:06,762
I've been your patient since you were
at the strip mall in Sherman Oaks.
1
01:30:07,120 --> 01:30:10,363
I need you right now, goddamn it,
so get your ass out here.
1
01:30:11,160 --> 01:30:12,810
I'm dying.
1
01:30:12,960 --> 01:30:14,121
Put the phone down.
1
01:30:15,240 --> 01:30:16,446
Sorry.
1
01:30:17,440 --> 01:30:19,522
1
01:30:19,720 --> 01:30:20,881
Mother...
1
01:30:21,400 --> 01:30:25,007
What, Turtle, what? Will you please
stop calling? I can't talk right now.
1
01:30:28,160 --> 01:30:29,366
What?
1
01:30:31,600 --> 01:30:32,806
Really?
1
01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:37,450
Johnny, what the hell is going on?
1
01:30:39,440 --> 01:30:41,283
Nothing, doc. All good.
1
01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:44,204
I'm having a baby.
1
01:30:51,120 --> 01:30:54,488
Congratulations.
You have a brand-new baby girl.
1
01:30:56,920 --> 01:30:58,126
Thank you.
1
01:31:00,840 --> 01:31:02,569
She's amazing.
1
01:31:03,320 --> 01:31:04,890
She looks just like you.
1
01:31:11,280 --> 01:31:14,011
(BABY WHIMPERING)
1
01:31:17,800 --> 01:31:21,043
Ryan Murphy, 6 pounds 4 ounces,
born 19 minutes ago.
1
01:31:21,240 --> 01:31:23,004
- You're a daddy! Come here.
- Congrats.
1
01:31:23,200 --> 01:31:25,043
- Congratulations!
- Thank you very much.
1
01:31:25,200 --> 01:31:27,248
- How's Sloan?
- She's over it.
1
01:31:27,680 --> 01:31:29,648
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1
01:31:30,320 --> 01:31:32,129
Do we have ourselves a baby?
1
01:31:32,280 --> 01:31:35,523
Because in the grand scheme of things,
what the fuck else matters?
1
01:31:35,680 --> 01:31:37,489
- We got a baby girl!
- You're kidding.
1
01:31:37,640 --> 01:31:39,210
- Name?
- Ryan.
1
01:31:40,440 --> 01:31:41,566
Ryan Murphy?
1
01:31:41,760 --> 01:31:42,841
Yeah, you like it?
1
01:31:43,000 --> 01:31:45,810
I read for the teacher on Glee
six times and didn't get it.
1
01:31:45,960 --> 01:31:47,564
But, yeah, I like it! I really like it!
1
01:31:47,720 --> 01:31:48,846
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
1
01:31:49,000 --> 01:31:51,401
- Piers Morgan?
- Why is Piers Morgan calling you?
1
01:31:51,560 --> 01:31:52,607
Hello?
1
01:31:52,760 --> 01:31:54,569
- Hey, Vince. It's Piers Morgan here.
- Hey, Piers.
1
01:31:54,720 --> 01:31:58,361
- If this is about Emily, no comment.
- I've got no interest in your sex life.
1
01:31:58,520 --> 01:32:01,683
I'm calling to see if you've got
any comment to make about Ari Gold?
1
01:32:01,840 --> 01:32:04,491
- As far as what?
- Well, as far as the big breaking news.
1
01:32:04,640 --> 01:32:06,290
He just resigned from the studio.
1
01:32:07,440 --> 01:32:09,169
I gotta call you back.
1
01:32:12,560 --> 01:32:15,962
What's with the stunned face?
Please don't tell me the baby looks like E.
1
01:32:16,120 --> 01:32:17,406
1
01:32:20,400 --> 01:32:22,209
Yeah, I resigned.
1
01:32:22,360 --> 01:32:25,921
That's just how I spun it
to save myself the humiliation.
1
01:32:26,080 --> 01:32:27,809
Truth is, they fired me.
1
01:32:27,960 --> 01:32:31,851
- Ari, I feel awful. This is all because of me.
- No, it's because of me.
1
01:32:32,720 --> 01:32:34,404
I got a big ego.
1
01:32:34,560 --> 01:32:37,484
But there's a reason for that.
It's because I'm always right!
1
01:32:37,640 --> 01:32:39,722
Must have a big buyout, though, no?
1
01:32:40,280 --> 01:32:42,248
What, am I on CNBC, Turtle?
1
01:32:42,400 --> 01:32:45,927
- Yeah, it would've been, even by your standards.
- "Would've been"?
1
01:32:46,120 --> 01:32:47,201
Thirty million.
1
01:32:47,360 --> 01:32:51,729
- I told them to lick my balls. I don't take charity.
- You're gonna let them keep $30 million?
1
01:32:51,880 --> 01:32:55,089
No. Come on. I told them I want
an equity stake in the movie for it.
1
01:32:55,240 --> 01:32:57,720
Ari, are you serious?
You could lose all your money.
1
01:32:57,920 --> 01:32:59,649
You're my Mentos man, Vinnie.
1
01:32:59,840 --> 01:33:01,649
Fifteen years we've been together.
1
01:33:01,840 --> 01:33:03,729
You think I'm gonna abandon ship now?
1
01:33:03,880 --> 01:33:06,201
Not even if the water's freezing
and the orchestra's playing.
1
01:33:06,360 --> 01:33:07,885
Great, a Titanic reference.
1
01:33:08,040 --> 01:33:09,929
Come on, Ari. Hyde's gonna be a monster.
1
01:33:10,080 --> 01:33:12,003
You just said you're always right.
1
01:33:12,160 --> 01:33:13,321
Until I'm wrong.
1
01:33:16,000 --> 01:33:17,889
I'm kidding, Drama. Lighten up.
1
01:33:18,040 --> 01:33:21,522
Warren Buffett's gonna be blowing us
for investment advice soon. You'll see.
1
01:33:22,240 --> 01:33:23,685
I'm proud of you, Vinnie.
1
01:33:23,840 --> 01:33:25,842
I'm real proud. Proud of all of you.
1
01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:27,889
- Thanks, Ari.
- Congrats again on the baby.
1
01:33:28,080 --> 01:33:29,206
ERIC: Thanks again.
1
01:33:32,360 --> 01:33:33,407
(ENGINE STARTS)
1
01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:34,766
Later.
1
01:33:35,120 --> 01:33:36,281
Later.
1
01:33:48,320 --> 01:33:50,129
(ALL CHEERING)
1
01:33:58,280 --> 01:34:01,887
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to
the 72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards.
1
01:34:02,040 --> 01:34:04,805
We're on the red carpet live.
This is where you want to be.
1
01:34:04,960 --> 01:34:08,567
Maria, already people are asking
the question: Who will the big winners be?
1
01:34:08,720 --> 01:34:10,165
If you've been paying attention...
1
01:34:10,320 --> 01:34:14,291
you probably get the idea that Vincent Chase
and Hyde are gonna have a huge night.
1
01:34:14,440 --> 01:34:15,521
That's right, Matt.
1
01:34:15,680 --> 01:34:20,242
Hyde has been a box office monster
with $450 million worldwide and counting...
1
01:34:20,400 --> 01:34:23,051
five nominations, including Best Picture
and two acting nods.
1
01:34:23,200 --> 01:34:24,611
And that surprise of the year.
1
01:34:24,800 --> 01:34:27,883
You have a Best Supporting Actor
nomination for Johnny Chase...
1
01:34:28,040 --> 01:34:30,088
and he's only in four scenes
in the movie.
1
01:34:33,240 --> 01:34:36,722
What'd I tell you, Turtle?
You visualize success, you get it.
1
01:34:36,880 --> 01:34:39,008
But you've been visualizing it
for 20 years.
1
01:34:39,160 --> 01:34:41,811
No. I've been verbalizing it.
There's a difference.
1
01:34:41,960 --> 01:34:44,691
Do you think he'll be more difficult
to handle if he wins?
1
01:34:44,840 --> 01:34:46,365
- Definitely.
- MAN: Vincent Chase!
1
01:34:47,000 --> 01:34:48,240
Hey, Terrence.
1
01:34:48,400 --> 01:34:52,883
- Congrats on everything. So how does it feel?
- Yeah, I don't wanna speak for baby bro...
1
01:34:53,080 --> 01:34:56,084
- but it feels sick, Terrence.
- You can quote me on that.
1
01:34:58,720 --> 01:35:01,087
Congratulations.
You're getting a lot of credit...
1
01:35:01,240 --> 01:35:03,607
for the work you did
behind the scenes on this movie.
1
01:35:03,800 --> 01:35:06,246
Well, I'm a little more creative
than people give me credit for.
1
01:35:06,400 --> 01:35:09,927
I hear you have other offers.
Can you tell us, will you run another studio?
1
01:35:10,080 --> 01:35:13,163
Maria, I may run a country.
There are a few that could use my help.
1
01:35:18,520 --> 01:35:20,010
WOMAN 1: Johnny! Look over here!
1
01:35:21,800 --> 01:35:23,006
- WOMAN 2: Mr. Chase!
- MAN: Vince!
1
01:36:06,640 --> 01:36:10,850
And the award for Best Supporting Actor
in a Motion Picture goes to...
1
01:36:17,120 --> 01:36:18,849
Get the fuck out of here.
1
01:36:20,520 --> 01:36:23,364
Sorry. I haven't seen
the movie yet. I...
1
01:36:24,320 --> 01:36:25,810
I imagine he's fantastic.
1
01:36:25,960 --> 01:36:28,122
Give it up! Johnny Chase, Hyde!
1
01:36:30,120 --> 01:36:31,326
You won!
1
01:36:31,480 --> 01:36:33,448
- Get up!
- You won!
1
01:36:33,640 --> 01:36:35,085
- Get up there!
- Go!
1
01:36:35,240 --> 01:36:36,241
Go!
1
01:36:39,120 --> 01:36:40,770
MAN: Drama!
1
01:36:59,240 --> 01:37:00,765
You can fuck it later. You speak.
1
01:37:05,560 --> 01:37:06,766
Victory!
1
01:37:09,000 --> 01:37:10,240
Yeah!
1
01:37:47,400 --> 01:37:49,402
(PLAYING WEDDING MUSIC)
1
01:38:10,240 --> 01:38:11,844
You're doing fine, Lloyd.
1
01:38:12,360 --> 01:38:13,725
Thank you, Ari.
1
01:38:13,880 --> 01:38:14,961
And you?
1
01:38:15,120 --> 01:38:16,610
I may throw up.
1
01:38:17,200 --> 01:38:18,690
Just breathe.
1
01:38:23,560 --> 01:38:24,800
Ladies and gentlemen...
1
01:38:25,280 --> 01:38:29,649
today we gather to celebrate
one of life's greatest moments.
1
01:38:30,280 --> 01:38:34,569
The commitment that these two men
are about to make...
1
01:38:34,760 --> 01:38:36,569
is the most important commitment...
1
01:38:36,760 --> 01:38:38,091
anyone can make.
1
01:38:38,240 --> 01:38:41,449
If you're not really gay, Lloyd,
now's probably the time to say so.
1
01:38:41,640 --> 01:38:44,530
And if you are, Ari,
this is probably your time.
1
01:38:44,680 --> 01:38:45,761
Don't kid yourself, Sulu.
1
01:38:45,920 --> 01:38:47,331
(ALL CHUCKLING)
1
01:38:49,120 --> 01:38:50,690
Mazel tov!
1
01:38:58,920 --> 01:39:01,685
ALL: Congratulations, Greg and Lloyd!
1
01:39:06,640 --> 01:39:09,120
(BAND PLAYING "HAVA NAGILA")
1
01:39:12,960 --> 01:39:14,564
Who's the girl?
1
01:39:14,760 --> 01:39:17,081
- This is Alyssa Miller.
- Hi.
1
01:39:24,880 --> 01:39:25,961
I don't understand.
1
01:39:26,120 --> 01:39:29,090
- Lloyd wanted a Jewish wedding?
- No. My house, my God.
1
01:39:29,240 --> 01:39:31,925
- L'chaim.
- L'chaim, bitches!
1
01:39:40,440 --> 01:39:43,410
Vinnie! Get in here. Come on,
we need a group shot. Come here.
1
01:39:43,560 --> 01:39:44,641
I just don't like it.
1
01:39:44,800 --> 01:39:48,009
Maybe you just don't fucking get it,
you bean-counting little suit.
1
01:39:48,160 --> 01:39:50,322
- Ask Vince. See what he thinks.
- What's that?
1
01:39:50,480 --> 01:39:52,960
- I got an idea.
- Oh, yeah? What is it?
1
01:39:53,480 --> 01:39:56,529
- It's about Vinnie and the boys.
- VINCE: Ha-ha.
1
01:39:56,680 --> 01:39:58,489
And how they started from nothing...
1
01:39:58,640 --> 01:40:01,291
- turned it into all of this.
- DRAMA: Yeah.
1
01:40:01,640 --> 01:40:03,847
- ARI: Dumbest idea I've heard.
- VINCE: I don't know. Is it?
1
01:40:04,000 --> 01:40:05,684
- Maybe it's a TV show.
- Yeah.
1
01:40:05,840 --> 01:40:07,001
Maybe I could direct.
1
01:40:07,160 --> 01:40:10,164
Maybe Turtle, Sloan, Ronda
or the fucking baby can.
1
01:40:10,320 --> 01:40:11,446
Ari.
1
01:40:11,600 --> 01:40:14,206
Okay. Everybody get together and smile.
1
01:44:23,280 --> 01:44:25,328
(English - US - SDH)
1
01:44:25,428 --> 01:44:30,428
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