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Watch Video 1. Joeys Perverted Tailor (Friends)

Chandler is looking for a recommendation for a tailor, or a
professional who can alter his clothes. Joey sends him to his
family's tailor, Frankie, but Chandler is in for a big surprise
when he realizes that Frankie is a bit "unconventional" (to say
pages 1-2 the least) with his approach to altering clothes.

2. Joeys Sexy Man Purse (Friends) Watch Video

Rachel helps Joey choose clothes for an important
audition. Although Joey is very resistant, she
convinces him to use a unisex "man purse," which
is a recent trend amongst men. This hilarious
seen has lots of word play and sexual references.
page 3

Watch Video 3. Rosss Beautiful Cousin (Friends)

Ross and Monica's cousin, Cassie (played by Denise
Richards), has come to visit New York. The guys, including
Ross, can't believe how beautiful she is. This scene is
packed with humor, word play, and sexual references.
pages 4-6

4. Monicas Boob Job (Friends) Watch Video

Monica borrowed money from Joey and told him not to

tell Chandler. Now Chandler asks Joey if he can borrow
money, but Joey ends up revealing (without knowing if
it's true) that he loaned Monica money for a boob job.
pages 6-10
 Watch Video 5. Flirting with the Police (Friends)
Rachel and Ross are in the car and are pulled over
by a cop (police officer). Rachel flirts with the
police officer and gets away without a ticket. Ross
tries to do the same but with different results. This
scene is full of word play and hilarious jokes.
pages 11-14

6. Joeys Thanksgiving Pants (Friends) Watch Video

Monica doesn't want to cook a turkey for Thanksgiving

because Joey would be the only one to eat it, but he
promises to eat the entire turkey so she agrees. As he
tries to eat the whole thing, he needs to wear Phoebe's
maternity pants to finish (his belly is growing)
pages 15-16

Watch Video 7. Sheldon Annoying Penny (Big Bang)

Sheldon goes to Penny's work (where shes working as a

waitress) to ask her to fix her relationship problems with
Leonard. She doesn't cede, so Sheldon annoys and
embarrasses her until he gets his way.
pages 17-18

8. Barneys Doppelganger (How I Met

Your Mother) Watch Video

Lily and Marshall discover Barney's doppelganger (a

person who looks exactly like another), marking an
important event for them: it's a sign from the universe
that they can now have a baby (very strange, but you
have to watch to understand!). This seen is hilarious!
pages 19-20

Watch Video 9. Jakes Pot Smoking Teacher (Two and a Half

Men)

Alan decides to hire a private teacher to help his son Jake pass
a test. The teacher is not at all what he expected. In fact, he's
very crazy.
pages 21-23

10. Elf (A Christmas Movie) Watch Video

In this Will Ferrell Christmas movie, Elf, who is

from the North Pole and knows the real Santa
Clause, gets disappointed and angry at the fake
Santa Clause at the mall.

pages 24-25
1 Lesson #1: Joeys Perverted Tailor (Friends)

00:00 - 1:26 Vocabulary

Scene: Apartment A. tailor: someone who makes, repairs drawing w/ chalk
CHANDLER: Hey. Anybody know a or alters clothes professionally. Related
good tailorA? tailor-made is to make to ones spe-
cific requirements.
JOEY: Needs some clothes alteredB?
B. alter: (clothing) to make changes to
CHANDLER: No, no, Im just looking for an item of clothing for better fit.
a man to draw on me with chalkPIC.
C. forever = for a long time
JOEY: Why dont you go see Frankie?
1

My familys been going to him2 foreverC. D. crack the code: decipher a complex suit
He did my first suitPIC when I was 15. No hidden message.
wait, 16. No, excuse me, 15. All right,
when was 1990I? Pronunciation
CHANDLER: Okay. You have to stop 1. Why dont you go:
the Q-tipPIC when theres resistanceI! Why-own-chew go...
New Scene: Apartment (Later) 2. going to him:
goin-uh-him Q-tip
JOEY: You know, I think I was sixteen.
New Scene: Apartment References
CHANDLER: Ive got pantsPIC that need I. draw on me with chalk: Chandlers
to be altered. typical sarcastic humor. (See picture of
kid drawing with chalk). A tailor uses
JOEY: Hey, Chandler, when you see
chalk to measure.
Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hel-
lo. Hell know what it means. (pant) cuffs
II. stop when theres resistance: mean-
CHANDLER: Are you sure hes going to ing Joey damaged his brain with Q-tips.
be able to crack that codeD?
III. Joeys confusion about his age:
New Scene: Franks tailor shop
Joeys simple confusion is funny, but
FRANKIE: How long do you want the considering this episode was showed
cuffs ?
PIC
in 1994, that makes no sense (Joey is measuring
supposed to be 25 years old). pants inseam
CHANDLER: At least as long as I have
the pantsIV. IV. at least as long as the pants: How
FRANKIE: I just got that. Ok, now well long questions can be about physical
do your inseamPIC. length or time. Frankies is asking about
As Frankie measuresPIC Chandlers pants, Chan-
the length of the pants, Chandlers joke
dler suddenly gets a shocked look on his face.
is about time.
2 Lesson #1: Joeys Perverted Tailor (Friends)
1:26 - 3:21
New Scene: Joey on the telephone
CHANDLER: YoA, paisanB! Can I talk to
you for a secC? Your tailor is a very bad
man!
JOEY: Frankie? Whatre you talking about1? use informally for friend. (not common)
ROSS: Hey, whats going onD?
CHANDLER: Joeys tailor... took advan-
tage of meE.
ROSS: What?
JOEY: No way. Ive been going to the guy
for 12 years.
CHANDLER: Oh come on! He said he
was going to do my inseam, and he ran
his handF up my leg, and then, there was
definite...
ROSS: What?
CHANDLER: CuppingG.
JOEY: Thats how they do pants! First
they go up one side, they move it overI,
then they go up the other side, they
move it back, and then they do the rearH.
What? Ross, will you tell him2? Isnt that
how a tailor measures pants?
ROSS: Yes, yes it is. In prison! Whats the
matter with you3?
JOEY What? Thats not? Oh my God.
New Scene: Joey on the Telephone
JOEY: No way. Ive been going to the guy
for 12 years.
CHANDLER: Oh (Joey looks shocked)
New Scene: Joey on the Telephone
JOEY: I swear to GodI, Dad. Thats not
how they measureD pants.
Vocabulary
A. yo: common greeting/ way to say hi
amongst young people (slang, informal) yo
>> Yo, man. Pass me that bottle. (PIC).
B. paisan: a word Italian Americans
C. for a sec: informal way to say for a
second.
cupping
D. whats going on? = Whats happening
here? Also: often a simple greeting (read
23 Ways to Greet Someone in English)
E. to take advantage of: impose upon
(sexually) Also: to make use for gain.
sports cup
F. to run his hand up: to slide/ move
his hand up on the surface of.
G. to cup/ cupping: to hold some-
thing by making your hands into a
cup shape. Also for grabbing male
genitals (see PICS)- not common.
prison
H. rear: less vulgar word for butt/ ass,
also for the back part of something.
I. to swear to God: to promise very
strongly.
Pronunciation
1. what are you talking about:
wha-da-ya talkin-about
2. will you tell him:
will-ya-tell-im
3. whats the matter with you?:
wha-za mA-da with you?
References
I. move it over: the it here refers to Frankie
moving his penis to the side.
3 Lesson #2: Joeys Man Purse (Friends)

Transcript Vocabulary audition

RACHEL: Okay now Joey, you know A. audition: a test performance an
that since youre returning all of this stuff actor makes when trying to get a role in
right after the auditionA + PIC youre go- a play or movie (PIC).
ing to have1 to wear underwearPIC?
B. to be missing something: to be
JOEY: All right, then youd better show lacking something, to not have.
me some of that2 too then.
C. purse: a bag a woman carries.
RACHEL: Okay, its missing some- underwear
thingB. Ooh, I know! Umm, okay. D. odd: to be strange, uncommon, or
in this case unexpected.
JOEY: Really? A purse C+ PIC
?
Pronunciation
RACHEL:Its not a purse! Its a shoulder
1. you are going to have to
bagI. yur-gonna-hav-tuh

JOEY: It looks like a womens purse. 2. you better show me some of that
you-beh-der-sho-me-summa-that purse
RACHEL:No Joey, look. Trust me, all
the3 men are wearing them in the spring 3. trust me, Im telling you all the
catalog. Look. See look, men, carrying trus-me Im tel-in-ya
the bag4.
4. carrying the bag
care-ing-the bag
JOEY: See look, women, carrying the
bag. But it is oddD how a womens purse 5. : I aint going to say no to that
looks good on me, a man. I aint gonna-say-no-duh that
Unisex
RACHEL:Exactly! Unisex !
II + PIC
References
JOEY: Maybe you need sex. I had sex a I. Shoulder Bag: the masculine equiv-
couple days ago. alent for a purse

RACHEL:No! No Joey! U-N-I-sexIII. II. Unisex: Joey thinks that Rachel is

saying you need sex. Unisex means
JOEY: Well, I aint gonna say no to that its made for both sexes (male &
that5. female)

III.U-N-I SEX: when Rachel spells

UNI Joey then thinks she is offering
sex by saying you and I sex.
4 Lesson #3: Rosss Beautiful Cousin (Friends)

Transcript Vocabulary
CASSIE: I thought I heard voices1. You A. you must be: to make an assumption Setting up a tent
must beA Chandler. to predict something to be true.

CHANDLER: (transfixed) Hi! Nice to B. its been so long: to say you havent
meet you2! seen someone for a long period of time.

CASSIE: Nice to meet you too. C. setting up: to assemble, put together.

MONICA: So, are you ready to go3? D. tent: a portable shelter used for
camping.
CASSIE: Yeah. Waiting in line
E. in line: in a row waiting to proceed.
MONICA: Chandler!
F. so you DID see me: we use did in
CHANDLER: Hell be right with you . 4 an affirmation to show that something
happened contrary to what you had
........... thought or expected.

ROSS: (shocked at her beauty) Cassie?! G. fiance: a man who is engaged to get
married.
CASSIE: Hey Ross!
H. stare: to be looking intensely at Staring
ROSS: Hey! someone or something.

CASSIE: (hugs him) Its been so longB! Pronunciation

Last time I saw you, you were setting 1. I thought I heard voices:
upC your tentD in lineE to see Return of I-thaw-dy-herd
the JediI.
2. Nice to meet you: nice-tah-me-chew
ROSS: Oh. Oh, thats right. So-so you
didF see me that day because it seemed 3. So are you ready to go?:
like you didnt. so-ya-reh-di-dah-go? Return of the
Jedi
4. Hell be right with you:
CASSIE: Ah yeah, sorry about that.
hill-be-ry-wih-thyu

ROSS: Its okay. Come, come on in.

References
CASSIE: Thanks for letting me stay here! I. Return of the Jedi: Popular Star
I mean Monicas place was nice, but her Wars movie. The joke is that Ross was
fianceG sure staresH a lot. a big nerd because he was camping in
line to see the movie.
5 Lesson #3: Rosss Beautiful Cousin (Friends)
ROSS: Oh
CASSIE: Oh my God! You do a great
ChandlerA!
ROSS: Uh-huh. Yeah I-I have a knack
for impressions.
CASSIE: Well, maybe after we get
reaquaintedC uh, you can do meI.
ROSS: YeahNo!!
Vocabulary
A. you do a great Chandler: to copy
or impersonate how somebody acts or to have a knack
moves. for photography
B. have a knack for something: to have
B
a special ability or talent for something.
C. to get reaquainted: to become
friends again if you havent seen some-
one for a long time you.
Leonardo Di Caprio is doing a
Jack Nicholson face
References
I. You can do me: Here to do some-
one has a double meaning of having
sex with someone. It is a very infomal
expression. .
6 Lesson #4: Monicas Boob Job (Friends)

Transcript Vocabulary
CHANDLER: I need to borrowA some A. borrow: to take money from a friend
money. or relative with the intention of return- borrow money
ing it later.
JOEY: Oh! Sure! How much? Two thou-
sand dollars? B. used to: a grammar tense used to
describe an habitual action that doesnt
CHANDLER: Yes! Two thousand dollars happen anymore. >> Chandler used to
exactly! How do you know that! make $2000 a month.

JOEY: Err...Well I...Know how much you C. I am on fire: expression meaning

used to makeB and I know how much that you are getting everything right or
winning consecutively. >> Ronaldo is on hes on fire!
your rent is.
fire today, hes already scored 3 goals.
CHANDLER: Oh ok.

JOEY: I am on fireC!
Pronunciation
1. Did you write a
CHANDLER: Listen...this is really nice. di-ju-ry-dah
Do you... Did you write a1 cheque to
2. We were having:
Monica for two thousand dollars? Did
we-wer-ha-vin
Monica borrow money from you?
3. What would she get:
JOEY: Err... Kind of. wha-woo-she-ge(t)

CHANDLER: I cant believe her! Did she

tell you we were having2 money prob-
lems?

JOEY: Oh no no no no no... It wasnt... It

wasnt because of your money problems,
it was for something for her.

CHANDLER: What?

JOEY: Something personal.

CHANDLER: What would she get3 for

herself for two thousand dollars that she
wouldnt tell me about?

WOMAN: Excuse me.

7 Lesson #4: #4:
JOEY: Boob jobA.
MONICA: I dont want her to get a boob
job! Thats crazy!
JOEY: Well its...Its not that crazy okay?
Making them smaller1, that would be
crazy.
CHANDLER: Hey Rach! There she is...
My perfectly proportionedI wife.
RACHEL: Dont look at me I neverB
get his jokes.
C
MONICA: Thank you?
CHANDLER: Oh no..dont thank me.
Thank you. You know theres not one
thing I would change about you? Not one
single thing! And definitely not... two...
single thingsII.
MONICA: Ok, youre being wierd. Do
you want sex or did you do something
bad2?
CHANDLER: No no! I just love the way
you look, I am warm, for your formIII.
MONICA: Ok..You know the old classics two breasts. He still thinks she is going
you know,You look nice? Theyre still ok. to get a boob job.
CHANDLER: Well yes yes... You look
nice can mean that your face looks nice.
I want to complimentD your body. I
mean..I wouldnt change it. At all. And
more specifically, I wouldnt want any-
thing to get any bigger.
MONICA: Okay...
Lesson Monicas Boob
Monicas BoobJob
Job(Friends)
(Friends)
Vocabulary
A. boob job: to get silicon breast boob job
implants.
B. dont look at me = dont ask me for
the answer, I dont know anything.
C. get his jokes: to understand and
find someones joke funny. >> Sorry,
can you explain it ot me, I didnt get it.
D. compliment: to say positive things
to someone about their appearance, or
behaviour.
compliment
Pronunciation someone
1. making them smaller:
may-kin-em smaller
2. Did you do something bad:
woh-waz-I-think-en
References
I. Perfectly proportioned: Chandler is
subtly telling Monica she has a perfect
body. The joke is that he is being very
strange with his comments. in form
II. two single things: Here he is joking
about two single things because of her
III. I am warm for your form:
warm = I am hot, sexually excited Note: to be in
your form = Your body, your shape form is another
way to say in
shape.
8 Lesson #4: Monicas Boob Job (Friends)
CHANDLER: I mean, You wouldnt
want any part of me to get any bigger
would you?I Dont answer that.
RACHEL: Just when you thoughtA that
dude couldnt get any wierder.B
MONICA: I know why do you think he
was so worried about me getting bigger?
RACHEL: I dont know! I mean, what
brought that onC?
MONICA: Oh my god. Were trying to
get pregnant so hes probably starting to ious, and scared. >> I freaked out when
freak outD about the fact that my body is I saw the big spider.
going to change.
RACHEL: No you really think thats
what it is?
MONICA: You heard him! No bigger!
Youre perfect! Just dont get any big-
ger! Oh my god he sounded just like
my high school wrestling coachII. You
know what? Im going to have to1 talk to
Chandler.
RACHEL: Yeah! If you dont I will! Of
course your bodys gonna change. Your
breasts are gonna get bigger, your ass
is gonna get bigger, youre gonna lose
bladder control. God! Its just such a
magical time !III
CHANDLER: Hey Rach! Ah........ Per-
fection.Wouldnt change a thing. Not a
thing.
MONICA: Honey ? e
Vocabulary
A. just when you thought that: expres-
just when you
sion meaning someone unexpectedly
thought meme
passed their limits . >> Just when I
thought he was finished, he played an-
other song.
B. wierder: the comparative form of
the adjective wierd.
C. bring something on: to cause some-
thing to happen. >> He brought it on
himself with the way he treated her.
D. freak out: Get really nervous, anx-
E. honey: Affectionate name used by
couples. >> Honey, have you seen my
keys? honey Im home
Pronunciation
1. Im going to have to:
Im-nah-hav-tah
References
I. You wouldnt want any part of me
to get any bigger: Chandler realises
that Monica probably would want a
part of him (his penis) to get bigger.
II. two single things: Here he is joking
about two single things because of her
two breasts. He still thinks she is going
to get a boob job.
III. such a magical time: Rachel makes
a huge contrast when speaking about all
the negative aspects of being pregnant,
then speaks of how magical it is.
9 Lesson #4: Monicas Boob Job (Friends)

Vocabulary
CHANDLER: Yeah? A. whether you like it or not = This
will happen independent of your opin- package deal
MONICA: About that? Erm...Im going ion. >> I am going to quit my job wheth-
to change. er you like it or not.

CHANDLER: But honey you dont have B. package deal: To buy something at a
to1. discount price because you get the
whole package. >> I got a package deal
MONICA: Im going to get bigger! with these toothbrushes.

CHANDLER: Honey I... I love your C. if it means that much to you = If

breasts the way they are!
RACHEL: Argh. fascistI.
MONICA: Well, my breasts are going to
get bigger whether you like it or notA!
And you know what? Its not just my
breasts. My ass is going to get bigger too.
you really want this, I will support it.
>> If it means that much to you I will go
to the party.
honey Im home
D. get on board: To agree with you,
support what you are doing. >> My
friends got on board when they knew
how much money they could make.

CHANDLER: your ass?!?!? E. if you cant handle this = If you

cant support this, if you are not com-
RACHEL: Man, dont be surprised if her fortable with this . >> I cant handle all
hands and her feet get bigger too! the noise.

CHANDLER: They...do that?

Pronunciation
MONICA: Its kind of a package dealB! 1. dont have to: clown feet
ya-don-haf-to
CHANDLER: God why why would you
want to do that to yourself!? References
I. fascist: a system of government that
MONICA: I thought I was something
is controlled by a dictator. Rachel calls
that we both wanted!
Chandler a fascist because of the way
he sounds authoritarian by saying he
CHANDLER: Alright look, if it means
loves her boobs.
that much to youC, a may be able to get
on boardD with the big boobs. But the
giant ass and the big clown feetPIC?

RACHEL: Oh my god Chandler! If you

10 Lesson #4: Monicas Boob Job (Friends)

Vocabulary
cant handle thisE, what are you going to A. shooting out of her: coming out shooting out
be like in the hospital? With the blood really quickly, like a gun shooting.
and the screaming and the little person >> The ketchup shot out of the bottle.
thats shooting outA of her!?
B. Im out four thousand dollars = I
CHANDLER: What? have spent $4000. >> The maintenance
costs for my car put me out $2000.
RACHEL: Joey! Why did you tell Chan-
dler that Monica was getting a boob job?

JOEY: Because she is!

MONICA: Joey, Chandler knows I bor-

rowed the money.

JOEY: Mmmm hmm! For your boob

job!

MONICA, RACHEL, CHANDLER: Its

over/Joe!

JOEY: Ok so Im out four thousand

dollarsB and nobodys boobs are getting
any bigger?
11 Lesson #5: Flirting with the Police (Friends)

Transcript Vocabulary
RACHEL: Okay. Switch placesA with A. switch places: to exchange or swap to get arrested
me! Switch places with me! Come on! Ill with someone, in this case where they
go under, you go over! are sitting.

ROSS: Yeah, Ill get right on thatB. B. Ill get right on that: expression
used to say that you will do something
RACHEL: Oh come on Ross!! immediately. >> A. Can someone clean
the dishes? B. Yep, Ill get right on it.
ROSS: No Rach! Come on! No-no! Yeah,
Im sure we wont get arrestedC+ PIC for C. get arrested: to be captured by a po- Note: in the image
above the man has
this. lice man for breaking the law. (PIC) been handcuffed

RACHEL: Hi officer, was I going a little D. here you go: used when youre giv- to get pulled
too fast1? ing something to someone (that they over
asked for)
ROSS: Oh my God.
E. here it comes: phrase often used to
POLICEMAN: Can I see your license anticipate someones negative reaction
2

PIC
please? to something.

RACHEL: Oh yes, absolutely! You know, Pronunciation

its weird uh, but I had a dream last 1. was I going a little too fast?
night where I was stopped by a police-
man. And then he uhwell I probably
shouldnt tell you the rest3.
POLICEMAN: Your license?
RACHEL: Yes. Here you goD Officer uh,
HandsomeI.
POLICEMAN: Thats Hanson.
RACHEL: Oops sorry, my mistake.
ROSS: Dear LordII!!
POLICEMAN: Wow!
ROSS: Here it comesE.
Note: the act of
woh-zy-go-wen-a-lih-dul-too fast being stopped by
a policeman when
2. can I see your driving is to get
keh-ny-see-yur pulled over
drivers license
3. I probably shouldnt tell you the rest
I praw-be-sho-un-tell-yu the rest
References
I. Officer Hanson: Rachel is being flir-
tatious by deliberately mispronouncing
the officers name, which is Hanson, not
handsome. Handsome = beautiful
II.Dear lord: Ross cant believe that
Rachel is being so flirtatious with the
officer. Note: this is a religious term
12 Lesson #5: Flirting with the Police (Friends)

Transcript
POLICEMAN: This is a great picture.
RACHEL: Really?! You think so? You
know, I had just rolled out of bedA.
POLICEMAN: Yeah? Well you look phe- thing.
nomenal.
ROSS: Well she should, it was taken ten nouns can add affecting to them. In
years ago!
RACHEL: You know youre-youre
probably wonderingB about the old
dateC+1 on there.
POLICEMAN: Yes I am.
RACHEL: Yeah.
POLICEMAN: Youre an Aquarius PIC,
huhI?
RACHEL: I bet youre aD Gemini PIC.
POLICEMAN: Nope.
RACHEL: TaurusPIC?
POLICEMAN: Nope.
RACHEL: Virgo ? PIC
Vocabulary
A. roll out of bed: to leave your bed in I just rolled out
a very casual way, and not paying any of bed
attention to your appearance.
B. wonder: to be curious about some-
C. the old date: using old before some
this case Rachel adds old to make it
seem less serious. Note: you will more
commonly hear the term good old.
Astrology Signs
D. I bet you are a: to bet means to risk
or gamble money on the outcome of
a game, like poker, but the more com-
mon form of this expression is used to
guess something that you are sure of.
>> I bet it is going to rain today.
E. Ill tell you what: we say this before
we make a compromise, or do a per-
son a favor in exchange for something
(often small) in return.
Pronunciation
1. youre probably wondering
about the old date?
yur-proh-bee-wun-drin-
a-bout-the-ol-date

POLICEMAN: Nope. References

RACHEL: SagittariusPIC?
POLICEMAN: Yep.
RACHEL: I knew itII! I knew it, ahh.
I. Youre an Aquarius, huh?: we all
expect that the officer will notice that
Rachels license has expired, but the
officer starts to flirt back by admiring
Rachels star sign.

II.I knew it: it was obvious that Rachel

POLICEMAN: Well Ill tell you whatE...
was just guessing, but she celebrates as
RACHEL: Yeah? is she really knew the officers star sign.
13
Transcript
POLICEMAN: Youre not going to
speedA anymore right1?
RACHEL: I wont speed.
POLICEMAN: And you promise youll
get this taken care of right awayB?
RACHEL: I promise.
POLICEMAN: And in the meantimeC
you better let him drive. Does he have a
licenseD+2?
RACHEL: Yeah!
POLICEMAN: Can he handle the
stickE?
RACHEL: Oh well
ROSS: I can handle a stick!!
RACHEL: You know what? Remind me
to introduce you to someoneI.
ROSS: Who?
RACHEL: Fourth gearI!
ROSS: What?! What does he want?! I
wasnt doing anything!
RACHEL: Well maybe he saw your hand
slipF briefly from the ten and two oclock
positionG + II.
ROSS: Maybe its uh Sergeant Sagittarius I. Introduce you to fourth gear.. Ra-
coming back to flirt some more!
RACHEL: Its a different guy!
ROSS: Good evening officer.
POLICEMAN: Do you know how fast
you were traveling back there?
Lesson #5: Flirting with the Police (Friends)
Vocabulary
A. speed: (verb) to go too fast gear stick
B. right away: immediately, withoug
hesitation.
C. in the meantime: during the inter-
vening time. >> The train is late so I am
going to read a book in the meantime.
D. license: although there are many
types of licenses, but in this context we fourth gear
mean drivers license.
E. handle a stick: expressions used to
ask if someone can drive a manual car,
the stick is referring to the gear stick.
F. slip: (verb) to fall off by accident
G. ten and two oclock position: the 10 and 2 Oclock
name of the correct holding position of (literally)
a steering wheel, something you learn
in driving school (it lines up with the
10 and 2 on a clock-- see PICS)
Pronunciation
10 and 2 Oclock
1. youre not going to speed any-
(driving)
more right?
yur-naw-gon-speed-nee-more-right?
2. does he have a license?
duz-ee-ava license?
References
chel is making a joke. Ross thinks she
wants him to meet a person, but its
fourth gear, which is the stick shift
that will go faster.
II. the 10 and 2 OClock position.. Ra-
chel is sarcastically making fun of Ross
for following the rules too carefully.
14
Transcript
ROSS: Ah no. I dont, but it could not
have been more than sixtyA.
POLICEMAN: Youre right. It was 37.
ROSS: I mean youre not going to give
me a1 a ticket for driving too slow are
you?
POLICEMAN: Thats right.
ROSS: You know of-officer I uhI had
the weirdestB dream last night
RACHEL: Oh my God!
POLICEMAN: Your license please.
ROSS: You dont-you dont want to
hear about2 my dream OfficerPretty?
POLICEMAN: Its PettyI. Ill be right
back with your ticketC.
RACHEL: You have a sonII!
ROSS: I know. I know.
Lesson #5: Flirting with the Police (Friends)
Vocabulary
A. sixty: 60 miles per hour.
B. weirdest: the superlative form of the
adjective weird, which means strange.
C. ticket: in American English, ticket
is used for penalties and infringements,
as well as concert and plane tickets. In
this case its a speeding ticket. ALSO:
Parking ticket Movie ticket
Pronunciation
1. youre not going to give me a ticket
yur-not-gonna-gimme-a ticket
2. you dont want to hear about
you-don-wanna-hear-about
References
I. Officer Petty: Ross tries to flirt just
like Rachel did by calling the officer
pretty instead of Petty.
Double meaning: petty also refers to a
not so serious crime. Ross has committed
a petty crime by driving too slow.
II. You have a son: Rachel is making
Ross feel much more ridiculous and
immature by reminding him that he is
a father.
15 Lesson #6: Joeys Thanksgiving Pants (Friends)

Transcript Vocabulary
MONICA: All right okay, just so you A. just so you know: expession used to
knowA, Im not going to make a1 turkey clarify that everyone understands. >> a ton
this year. Just so you know, I am going to be late for
the meeting tomorrow.
JOEY: What?!
B. If it means that much to you: to say
MONICA: Well Phoebe doesnt eat that you will do something to please
turkeyI someone else. >> Ok, if it means that
much to you I will come to the party.
JOEY: Phoebe!
C. a ton: a lot (comes from the weight of
left overs
PHOEBE: Turkeys are beautiful, intelli- 1000 kilograms).
gent animals!
D. left over: remaining food that didnt
JOEY: No theyre not! Theyre ugly and get eaten.
stupid and delicious!
E. youre telling me...: to show disbelief
MONICA: All right fine! If it means in what someone is saying. >> Youre
that much to youB! But justtheres telling me that someone stole your bag?
going to be a ton left over .
2 C D

F. a sitting: a period of time that you

JOEY: No there wont! I promise I will are sitting to eat a meal. >> It took them
finish that turkey! 3 sittings to finish the whole cake. Thanksgiving
turkey
MONICA: All right, youre telling meE G. thats it?: exclaimation used to
you can eat an entire turkey in just one show you expected more. >> Thats it? I
sittingF? thought I would get paid more.

JOEY: Thats right! Because Im a Tribbi- Pronunciation

ani! And this is what we do!
1. Im not going to make a: Note: Phoebe
Im-noh-gonna-may-ka doesnt eat turkey
MONICA: Hey, what are you doing ? 3

You have got to save room, youve got because she is a

2. There is going to be: vegetarian and
almost an entire turkey to eat. therz-gonna-be
doesnt like to hurt
JOEY: Let me4 explain to you how the animals.
3. What are you doing?:
human body works. Wha-dah-ya-doing?

JOEY: Thats itG?! Even if nobody helps 4. Let me: lemme

me I can eat that no problem. At least
5. At least give me: ah-leese-gimme
give me5 a challenge!
16 Lesson #6: Joeys Thanksgiving Pants (Friends)

Vocabulary
A. have no give: to have no flexibility, a sliver of pizza
MONICA: (laughs) This is Chandlers not able to stretch. >> Joeys jeans have
chicken. This is the turkey. no give so they feel really tight.

JOEY: You are my EverestI. I justI just B. a sliver: a thin slice of something,
have got to1 change my pants. JeansPIC generally used for food.
have no give . What was I thinking !
A 2

C. to run out: to have totally used or

All right wheres that turkey! consumed something. >> I have run
out of time, I have to go. Jeans
PHOEBE: Joey! Those are my maternity
pantsII! Pronunciation
JOEY: Nah nah! These are my Thanks- 1. I just have to:
I-juss-gotta
giving pants!
2. What was I thinking:
MONICA: Well Joey, were allwere all woh-waz-I-think-en
very proud of you.
3. What have you got there?:
CHANDLER: Yes, I believe we can Who-da-ya-gaw-there? climbing
expect a call from the PresidentIII any Everest
moment now. References
I. You are my Everest: to climb Mount
JOEY: Whoaheywh-wh-what have Everest is a huge life accomplishment,
you got there3? What is that? Pie? Joey is comparing his challenge to
climbing Everest.
MONICA: Yeah, you want some?
II. maternity pants: pants worn by
JOEY: Ah, just cut me a little sliverB. A women when pregnant to support their
little bigger. Little bigger. What?! Are you big belly. Joey is wearing them to sup-
afraid youre gonna run outC?! Cut me a port his big belly from eating turkey. a call from
real piece! the president
III. expect a call from the president:
Sarcastically Chandler says the president
will call to congratulate him. This does
happen when people do very heroic
things in the US.
17 Lesson #7: Sheldon Harasses Penny (Friends)

0:47 - 1:31 Vocabulary

PENNY: Hey, Sheldon. What are you A. would think = a way of saying that
doing1 here? would make sense, but no. >> You
would think its cheaper, but its more
SHELDON: This is a restaurant2. Its expensive.
lunchtime. I would thinkA, as a waitress,
you should be familiar withB the para- B. (to be) familiar with (sth): having
digmC. a general understanding or knowledge
about something. >> Even though Ive
PENNY: Is Leonard coming? been here for over 10 years, Im still not
totally familiar with this city.
SHELDON: No, I believe Leonard is
waiting for you to come crawlingD back C. paradigm: a pattern of something, a
to him and apologizeE. typical example or set of ideas. Expression:
crawl back to
PENNY: Well, thats not gonna happen . D. crawl: to move slowly across the
F
someone means
floor on your hands and knees. >> The to admit you
SHELDON: I assumed that would be baby started crawling on her 5th month. were wrong and
your attitude. Hence , my true purpose Note: this is also the verb we use to
G ask for
in coming here. describe the walking of insect. forgiveness

PENNY: Which is? E. apologize: to ask for forgiveness; to

say sorry. >> You should apologize to
SHELDON: I want you to crawl back to your brother for taking his candy.
him and apologize.
F. not gonna happen: commonly used
PENNY: Im busy. to say we wont do something someone
is asking us or trying to force us to do.
SHELDON: Excuse me, miss. Id like to
order lunch. G. hence = (formal) therefore; for this
reason.
PENNY: Fine. What do you want3?
Pronunciation
SHELDON: I have a few questions . 4
1. what are you doing:
First, I notice that you offer soup and a w--rju dui hr
half-sandwich? Click to learn
2. restaurant: res-trnt
PENNY: Yes.

SHELDON: Where exactly does the

3. what do you want: w--rju wnt

half-sandwich come from? Are you giv- 4. I have a few questions:
ing me half of someone elses sandwich, a -v fju kwe-tnz
18 Lesson #7: Sheldon Harasses Penny (Friends)

Transcript Vocabulary whole pizza

or do I have to wait for someone else in A. whole: in its complete form; in one
the restaurant to order the other half1? piece. Opposite: half of something
or a third of something. Also: used
PENNY: No, no, Sheldon, they just make to intensify the idea that something is
a half-sandwich. completely different. >> Thats a whole
different story! >> One thing is getting
SHELDON: You cant make a half-sand- perfect grades in college, but out on the half a pizza
wich. If its not half of a wholeA sand- streets being an excellent professional is
wich, its just a small sandwich. a whole different ballgame.

PENNY: Okay, fine, its soupPIC and a B. a beverage = a drink.

small sandwich. Is that what you want ?
2

SHELDON: Of course not. Ill have my

Pronunciation
usual. 1. half: hf soup
Remember that L is silent.
PENNY: Great.
2. is that what you want:
SHELDON: Arent you going to ask z t w-t wnt
me3 if I want a beverageB?
3. arent you going to ask me: lemonade
PENNY: Dont you usually get lemon- .rnt t go.i t sk m
adePIC?
4. do you want lemonade:
SHELDON: Yes. dju wnt lmned

Click to learn more about
PENNY: Do you want lemonade4?

SHELDON: Yes.

PENNY: Anything else?

dju
SHELDON: Yes, I want you to apologize
to Leonard.
19
The Doppelgangers
NARRATOR: Kids , up to this point in the
I
story we had found doppelgangersA.
EeryB but awesome look-alikesC for four
of the five members of our little group.
There was Lesbian Robin, Mustache Mar-
shall, StripperD Lily, and Mexican Wres-
tlerPIC Me. Yes, mine was the coolest. And
so, we were all eager toE find the fifth
doppleganger, Barneys. It turned outF it
was more important to some of us than
others.
LILY: We agree theres no sense in having
a baby until weve seen all five doppel-
gangers, right?
F. to turn out: to happen in a particular
MARSHALL: Of course, stands to reasonG. way, to have a result
LILY: Ok, so when we finally see Barneys
doppleganger thats the universe telling
us it is go timeH. And thats when well
start trying. DealI?
MARSHALL: Deal.
NARRATOR: And then one day, a few
weeks later.
MARSHALL: Baby, were we serious about K. boom!: used to affirm something sur-
the whole fifth doppleganger thing. I
mean, having a baby is a pretty big thing
to leave up toJ the universe.
LILY: Yeah, I know its crazy. Its just so
much easier to let the universe decide.
Why do you ask?
MARSHALL: BoomK! UniversedL!
LILY: Oh my God!
Lesson #8: Barneys Doppelganger (How I Met Your Mother)
Vocabulary doppelgangers
A. doppelgangers: someone that looks - look-alikes
very similar to another person (not a
common expression)
B. eery: causing an inexplicable feeling
of weirdness or even fear; >> It was an
eery coincidence to see him again
C. look-alike: someone who looks like or
resembles another person
D. stripper: a person who removes their
clothes in a sexually exciting way
E. eager (to do/-ing sth): enthusiastic
about doing something.
eery
G. it stands to reason = its obvious
from the facts (not so commonly used)
H. (its) go time: the planned start time
for something specific
I. (its a) deal: to have an agreement/
contract Mexican
wrestlers
J. to leave up to: to give permission and
responsibility to decide something
prising or unexpected
L.universed!: a verb Marshall invented
for the action of universe
eager
Cultural Reference
I. Kids: the narrator in this series is an older
version of Ted (in year 2030), who is telling
the story of how he met their mother to
his kids.
20
LILY: Wait, wait, wait, hold on. That could
easily be Barney pulling some scamA to
meet chicksB.
MARSHALL: Im one step ahead of you1
(calling on his phone).
BARNEY: Go for BarneyI.
MARSHALL: Barney, hey, its Marshall. So,
you are at work! Youre not, I dont know, E. to clamp: to put pressure on both
driving a cabPIC, wearing a wigC.
BARNEY: Yes, Im at work. Thats the
sound of my staplerPIC (he staplesD in
the air). Thats the sound of my2 3 hole
punchPIC (he clampsE his 3 hole punch
in the air), and this is the sound of me3
filingF my corporate guidelines on sexual
harassmentII (he puts the document into
the paper shredderPIC as it shreds the
document). What is upIII (yelling)?!?!?!
Gotta go big chiefIV (as he hangs up the
phone)!!!
MARSHALL: Barneys at work. That was
the fifth doppleganger.
LILY: Marshall Erickson, put a baby in my
bellyG.
Lesson #8: Barneys Doppelganger (How I Met Your Mother)
Vocabulary
(taxi) cab
A. (pull a) scam: a dishonest (or fraudu-
lent) trick to deceive somebody
B. chicks: informal way of calling young
women (literally a baby chicken)
C. wig: a fake hairpiece
stapler
D. to staple: the act of making staples
(to secure or fasten with a staple)
sides in a forceful way (PIC)
F. to file: to classify something for future
reference- in a filing cabinet (PIC)
3 hole punch
G. belly: synonym for stomach (the area
around the abdomen)
Pronunciation
Connected Speech Focus: The of in the
following 3 examples gets reduced to a
clamp
1. ahead of you: ahead-a-ya
2. sound of my: sound-a-my
3. sound of me: sound-a-me
References
I. go for Barney: Barneys unique way of filing cabinet
answering the phone
II. corporate guidelines on sexual ha-
rassment: company policy against un-
welcome verbal or physical sexual con-
duct. Barney is obviously a pervert.
III. what is up? the tone and word by paper shredder
word emphasis indicates hes celebrat-
ing something (its not clear what).
IV.big chief: chief is literally the head of
an native tribe, but in this case Big Chief
is Marshalls nickname at work.
21
Transcript
ALAN: Be right there! Ok, thats Jakes A. tutor: a private teacher that helps
tutorA so could you please go read some- students get higher grades, or prepare
where else?
CHARLIE: You got him a tutor1?
ALAN: Yeah, I want him to2 graduate
high school.
CHARLIE: Why? So the other roadiesB
dont make fun ofC him3?
ALAN: Yeah, like anyones going to let
that kid work around electricity. Hello?
STU: Oh, hey. Im Stu, the tutor. Are you an expression which usually has a mor-
Jake?
ALAN: No, Im his father.
STU: Oh. Im Stu, the tutor.
ALAN: Right. Have you been4 smoking
pot?
STU: No, sir. Not at all. Perhaps youre
smelling my cat.
ALAN: Your cat?
STU: Yes, sir. Hes an outdoor cat.
ALAN: Ok, well ahh, well come on in5.
STU: As an educator I always tell my
students just to say no to drugsI.
ALAN: Right
STU: And you know how that saying
goesD, a mind...
Lesson #9: Jakes Pot Smoking Teacher (Two and a Half Men)
Vocabulary
Roadie
for tests.
B. roadie: the profession of setting
up stages and lights for bands (we say
roadie because they generally travel on
the road with the band).
Make fun of
C. make fun of: to ridicule or tease
someone in an unkind, or even playful
way. >> he made fun of the kid for mak-
ing a mistake.
D. how that saying goes: a saying is
al, or an inspiring message.
A common English saying: Pot = Marijuana
Dont put all your eggs in one bakset.
See definition
Pronunciation
1. You got him a tutor?:
you goh-dima-too-der?
2. I want him to: I-wan-im-duh Eyedrops
3. Dont make fun of him:
doan-make-fun-uv-im
4. Have you been: ha-view-bin
5. Come on in: cah-moh-nin
References
Note: Eyedrops are
I. Just say no to drugs: this is a popular used a lot by pot
saying from an anti-drugs campaign in smokers because
the US. their eyes get really
red.
22 Lesson #9: Jakes Pot Smoking Teacher (Two and a Half Men)

Vocabulary
ALAN: A terrible thing to waste. Anti drug
A. high: to be experiencing the effects
campaign
of marijuana.
STU: Yeah thats it. This is their brain on
drugs, and this is an eggPIC. B. cops: an informal way to say police.

ALAN: Got it. Um, uh, Charlie, this is C. the heat: another informal way to
uh Jakes tutor, Stu. say the police.

CHARLlE: Hey.
STU: Im not highA, man, its my cat.
CHARLlE: Relax, Stu. Were not copsB.
STU: Oh, really? He sure looks like the
heatC.
ALAN: Ahh please, make yourself com-
fortable. Jake your tutors here!
D. clown: someone who is not being This was a famous
professional. >> I am not going to buy a comercial using an egg
car from that clown. frying to say this is
what happens to your
brain with drugs.
E. Craigslist: a very popular online
advertisement forum, here you can find
to feel high
literally anything.
F. PHD: a doctorate in any disipline
except medicine, Doctor of Philosophy
Degree.

CHARLlE: Where did you find this G. big deal: used to show that you are
clownD? unimpressed, often with a sarcastic
tone.
Craigslist
ALAN: CraigslistE, his ad says he has a
PHDF. H. ad: advertisement.

CHARLlE: Big dealG, I have an adH on I. Ill pass: expressions to say you are
Craigslist that says I have a private plane not interested when someone offers
and a 12 inch penis. you something. >> A. Wanna come to
the movies? B. Ill pass.
STU: Guys I got bananas, are you hun-
gry? Pronunciation Hot Pockets
1. How about a:
ALAN and CHARLIE: Ahh not thanks,
how-bow-dah
Im good.

STU: How about a1 Hot PocketI, actual- References

ly this isnt hot anymore. I. Hot Pocket: a popular microwave
snack in the US, generally filled with
ALAN and CHARLIE: Ahh no, cheese, meat, or vegetables.
Ill passI.
23 Lesson #9: Jakes Pot Smoking Teacher (Two and a Half Men)

Vocabulary
STU: Pita breadA? HummusB? A. pita bread: a flat piece of bread Pita bread
originating in the middle east.
ALAN: Again, no thank you.
B. hummus: a thick paste or spread
CHARLlE: You got anymore pot? made from ground chickpeas and ses-
ame seeds, olive oil, lemon, and garlic,
STU: Not for 9 dollars an hour I dont. I made originally in the Middle East.
mean, I dont know what your talking
about1. C. finals: the end of year, or semester
tests in highschool and college. Hummus
JAKE: Hey
D. X: even though Stu is referring to a
ALAN: Oh Jake, Jake, here let me intro- math equation, X can also be another
2

duce you to Stu. Hes going to help you3 name for ecstacy.
get ready for finalsC.
E. self loathing: the feeling of hating
STU: Hey little dude, are you ready to yourself, and feeling depressed.
have some math fun? Ecstacy
F. give something away: to reveal a
JAKE: No, but Ill take a Hot Pocket. surprise or an answer while someone is
still trying to discover it.
STU: Oh alright. If three Hot Pockets
minus X equals 1 Hot Pocket, what does
X equal?
Pronunciation

CHARLlE: In my experience XD usually 1. I dont know what youre talking

about: the munchies
equals an all night party followed by a
I-dunno wuh-yer talking about
headache and self loathingIE.
2. Let me:
STU: Hey man, I cant do my job if lemme
youre going to4 give awayF the answers.
3. Hes going to help you:
hes gonna-hell-pya-geh-redy
Note: to have the
4. If youre going to: munchies is when
fya-gonna you get really hungry
from smoking pot. It
seems Stu is experi-
References encing this with all
his food.
I. followed by a headache and self
loathing: Charlie is talking about the
after effects of taking ecstacy.
24 Lesson #10: Elf (Christmas Movie)

Transcript
ELF: Santa...
SANTA: Hey, hey! Ho ho ho!
ELF: Santa, its me buddyA! Its me!
SANTA: Hey, buddy, How you doing1?
Vocabulary
A. buddy: a synonym for friend, but is
often used to talk to people you dont what the heck?
know. >> Hey buddy, do you have the
time?
B. the heck: exclamation used to em-
phasize a question.

ELF: Its me! Examples with question words:

SANTA: Are you ready to see Santa?
ELF: Who the heckB are you?
SANTA: What are you talking about2?
Im Santa Claus.
ELF: No, youre not.
SANTA: Uh, WH-why, of course I am!
Ho ho ho ho ho!
ELF: Well, if youre Santa... What song
did I sing for you on your birthday this
year?
SANTA: Uh, happy birthday of course!
Ho ho ho ho ho! Uh, so, how old are you,
son?
- Who the heck are you?
- Where the heck is this place? best buddies
- How the heck can I do that?
- What the heck is happening?
Pronunciation
1. How you doing?:
how-ya-doo-wen
2. What are you talking about:
wuh-duh-ya-taw-kin-a-bowt
3. What can I get you?:
wha-kin-I-geh-ya
4. Dont tell him what you want:
doan-tell-im-wha-choo-wan(t)

PAUL: Four.

SANTA: Youre a big boy, whats your

name?

ELF: Paul.

SANTA: And, uh, what can I get you3

for Christmas?
4
ELF: Paul... dont tell him what you want.
25 Lesson #10: Elf (Christmas Movie)

Vocabulary
ELF: Hes a liar. A. cool it: relax, calm down cool it

SANTA: Let the1 kid talk. B. zippy: Adjective to describe some-

one who is very energetic or moves
ELF: You disgust me. How can you live very quickly.
with yourselfI?
C. throne: a chair sat on by kings and
SANTA: Just cool it , zippy .
A B
queens, and even Santa.

WOMAN: Smile. D. fake: A person who is lying about

their job and experience. >> He said throne
ELF: You sit on a throne of lies .
C II
hes had lots of training but I think hes a
fake.
SANTA: Look, Im not kidding.
E. stink: to smell really bad. >> This
ELF: Youre a fake .D
cheese really stinks!

SANTA: Im a fake? F. imposter: someone who pretends to

be someone else. >> An imposter said he
ELF: Yes. was in the band and got free entrance.

SANTA: How would you like to2 be dead,

huh? Pronunciation you stink!
1. let the: leh-duh
ELF: Fake.
2. how would you like to:
SANTA: No, hes kidding. how-ju-like-tah-be

ELF: You stinkE. 3. I think you are going to have a:

yur-gonna-hava
SANTA: I think youre gonna have a3
good Christmas, all right? References
I. how can you live with yourself: This
ELF: You smell like beef and cheese, you expression is used when someone acts
dont smell like Santa. with very low morals, and does a really
bad thing.
SANTA: Okay.
II. you sit on a throne of lies: This
ELF: Hes an imposter ! Hes not Santa! sounds like a royal conspiracy, like he
F

Hes a fake! Hes a fake! has stolen Santas throne as someone

would a king.
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