ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY TWO FRONT TEETH

(As recorded by Spike Jones & His City Slickers)

Spoken intro:
" 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Suddenly I heard a strange noise down below
So, in my flannel pajamas I went tippy-toe
I could see old Saint Nick from the spot where I stood
So I slid down the banister just as fast as I could..." {crashing noise}

Chorus:
G A
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
Am G
My two front teeth, see my two front teeth ?
G G7 C
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth
D G G7
Then I could wish you Merry "Christmas"

Bridge:
C Gdim
It seems so long... since I could say...
G
"Sister Suzy sitting on a thistle."
Em
Every time... I try to speak,
A7 D7
All I do is whistle!

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

My two front teeth; see my two front teeth ?
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth,
Then I could wish you Merry Christmas

(First verse of Jingle Bells is hummed uptempo, then slowed down for the next part...)

(Melody of the bridge is hummed by background singers during narration):

"Good old Santa Claus and all his reindeer...
They used to bring me lots of toys and candy.
But now when I go out and call "Dancer, Prancer, Donner and Blitzen"
None of 'em can understand me!" (sigh)

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth,

My two front teeth; see my two front teeth?
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
So I can wish you Merry Chrith-mas...
Chrith-mas...
Chrith-mas...
Spoken: Oh, for goodness sakes...Happy New Year!!!