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Adoption Is Not A Trivial Matter
Deputy Editor
Richard Watts
News and Political Editor I was stunned to suddenly sit up, stop doing whatever they were called the ‘Surprise Surprise’ effect. Whenever
Reuben Thompson recently whilst lis- doing whilst the radio was on and think “oh yes Cilla Black, on her prime time Saturday evening
Music Editor tening to the radio: – perhaps adoption is something I should con- television show, re-united long-lost adopted sons
Kevin Marston in amongst the sider.” Where is the care and thought in that? The or daughters with their parents, I have often won-
Film Editor usual poor adver- idea to adopt must surely come from a desire to dered ‘why?’ What purpose could that possibly
Navroop Sehmi tisements suggest- genuinely help a child who has been unfortunate in serve? Of what use is it to a television audience
Sports Editor ing that I buy some their time so far, and to try to give them what they to see years of silence suddenly broken and the
Dave Chapman curtains from one may never have experienced before: a loving, car- tears flowing freely as the parents embrace their
Production Editor place or another, ing, sympathetic home in which all of their needs children “who they gave up over thirty-five years
Vacant there was a com- can be nurtured and their talents encouraged. (As ago”? What is the fascination with ‘real-life’ sob
Features Editor Richards Watts mercial aimed at an adopted child myself, I can fully appreciate the stories when the viewing public normally embraces
Vacant
Arts Editor Deputy Editor those who may
wish to consider
benefits of loving adoptive parents). The idea of
radio advertisement (or advertisement of any sort,
so whole-heartedly the trials and tribulations of fic-
tional characters on soap operas?
Vacant
fostering or adop- in fact, when it comes to this subject) seems a little If we are to follow the examples above, it would
tion. For a second I thought that I must have heard flippant and ignores the fundamental point of why seem to me that adoption is regarded with the same
Contributors it wrong, but sure enough, at the end of the thirty someone should consider adoption, appearing as if sentiment as the Andrex puppies – a kind of “ahh,
Jana Kristensen seconds or so, there was a s oft, soothing female to trivialise the process through which a child is isn’t that sweet” approach – and I’m not sure if we
Samantha Stevens voice telling me the phone number I should call if fostered or adopted. You could argue that it is mak- should be happy with that. Parenting and child-
Michael Chambers I felt it the right time to take on the responsibilities ing people aware of the possible channels through care cannot be treated flippantly and, as such, must
The Sabbs of child-care. which adoption can be approached, but if those be entered into seriously after careful thought and
My reaction was one of amazement: to what wishing to adopt are sincere in their motives, you consideration. Whether radio advertisement and
sort of person could an advertisement like that be would hope they have already looked into all of the ‘Surprise Surprise’ are the best ways to promote
barefacts is an editorially independent newspaper, directed at? Surely you cannot expect someone possibilities available to them. that, I for one am not entirely convinced.
published by the University of Surrey Students’ Union who has never really considered adoption before Reflected above is something that I have long
Communications Office.
Deception”
of the publisher.
BY REUBEN THOMPSON
All submissions must include the author’s name and News and Political Editor
Union or Staff Number. Submission is no guarantee
of publication.
Anonymous and Pseudonymous articles will not be In a bizarre move today, a high court judge ruled today that pimps, prosti-
published. the Conservative
tutes, brothels and other people engaged in such activities most probably
barefacts reserves the right to edit submissions. Party, Iain
© USSU Communications Office 2001 have to pay tax. Since their activities are not illegal, an earlier tribunal
Duncan-Smith is
ruling that an escort agency didn’t have to pay VAT since it was not con-
Deadline for Publication leading calls for
ducting lawful business was overturned.
Features and Arts: Friday 2pm an inquiry into
Mr Justice Jacob siad that the owners, Robert and Judy Polok, of Juniper
News: Monday 2pm why the govern-
Close, Ashford Kent, were carrying out a “lawful and autonomous” activ-
ment backed the
SubmissionOn disk / email in
ity, and that the tribunal had overlooked the “simple fact” that prostitution
loan. He said the
Word 6.0 Format, Text in Times New is in fact legal in Britain.
way the govern-
Roman, size 9.5 font Frankly, all I can say, is that it’s keeping lawyers in a job.
ment had han-
dled the disclo-
Yellow American
barefacts sures about the
Union House,
BY MICHAEL CHAMBERS loan looked like
University Of Surrey
a “trail of cover-up and decep-
School Buses
Guildford, News Correspondant
tion” after the government initially
Surrey,
GU2 7XH Last week it was revealed that denied the letter’s existence. The
British Prime Minister Tony Blair Prime Minister’s official spokes-
Tel: 01483 689275 In what many will see as a bizarre move, the government has announced had written to his Romanian oppo- man rejected claims that Downing
Fax: 01483 534749 that it will be introducing yellow, American style school buses into pilot site number in support of the bid Street lied over the controversy and
email: barefacts@ussu.co.uk schemes in Yorkshire and South west Surrey. Supposedly safer and more of billionaire Indian businessman Mr Blair himself told his cabinet
economic, they suggest that their use will save 50,000 car miles in the Lakshmi Mittal to buy Romania’s last Thursday all the allegations
Do you have a complaint first year. state-owned steel company Sidex. were nonsense. A spokesman for
Welsh nationalist party Plaid Cymru
against this newspaper? The letter was written in July 2001,
adds: “This latest example of Tony
Casino Exhibition A
If you have a complaint about any item just a month after Mr. Mittal donated
in this newspaper which contains inac- £125,000 to the Labour party. The Blair’s support for this Mr. Mittal’s
curacy, harassment, intrusion or dis-
letter included a suggestion that it company is simply extraordinary”.
crimination write to our editor about it.
“Why was similar help not extended
Dear Mr. O’Dwier, It has to be said that the only way to deal Dear Barefacts, where our next loaves and pints are coming from.
with these thugs and hoodlums is the old As a consequence of this, both these institutions
I was saddened and shocked to read your fashioned way—the birch. And those found This letter may be a touch controversial, but I feel lose money from the drinks that are given away
“feature” on cannabus and marijuaanana selling it should be hanged. Our great allies this is an issue that needs to be addressed. The by sympathetic staff like myself. If the costs were
abuse last week. It is disgusting that a maga- the Americans have seen the right way to subject matter is the prices we are charged for our lower, I certainly would be less inclined to give
zine, which represents the views of such a deal with the problem: spend billions on drinks in the Union and Chancellors. away these drinks, and this would be better for
prestigious educational establishment as the programmes of education delivered by Being a member of bar staff myself, I am privy to the Union. I remember the days of Double and
University of Guildford, can be encouraging people youngsters trust and respect—like few pieces of information. I have it on very reli- a Mixer for £1, and although there are several
people to destroy their lives with one of the the police and politicians. And it can’t be able source that the Kronenberg costs 40 pence a reasons for the abolishment of this promotion, it
greatest threats to traditional family values denied that a spell of military service for pint to the bars. However, somehow we are being only goes to show that these kinds of prices are
in our British society today. boys would do no harm. charged an extortionate £2!!! I can appreciate that possible. If the union is worried about the state of
It is a widely known fact that cannabis I do sincerely hope I shall not read such there are other costs than the simple purchasing of drunkenness that would occur, then consider the
addicts, whom the Daily Mail tells us can filth in your publication ever again, if I the beer itself, what with wages, and so on, but fact that if these prices were constantly low, then
be seen injecting themselves in the streets of indeed do buy it again whatsoever, which the rates we are currently paid can hardly amount this would certainly be less of a problem.
our towns today, are responsible for the vast I doubt. to any huge sum worthy of an extra £1.60 per I urge the Union managers to consider this, as
majority of violent crime in Britain. People pint. This point is only fortified with the constant the current state of affairs greatly saddens me to a
who have had one cannabis cigarette often Yours sincerely, penny pinching that takes place in the bars. Here point of almost hatred to the place that I call my
become psychotic, violent maniacs, threat- I refer to a food allowance issue in Chancellors, second home.
ening the elderly, who served this country A. Bigot. which I shall not go in to in any more depth, but
in the Great War with such self sacrifice, shall simply use it as an example. Name and Address Supplied.
and these addicts often never recover their PS. Gawd bless the Queen Mum etc etc… What the Union and Chancellors seem to be
mental health. - ed forgetting is that we are students. We do not have
great deal of money and we frequently think about
Life After The Womb - by Rich W... who may very well be a miscreant
Snow White had become bored with her image: talks with The bastard.) on which her complaints fell only served to encourage the old
Disney over a possible new direction had proved fruitless and Of course, living with an ex is never the best sort of co-habi- fool, who especially delighted in pinching her bum whenever
if things continued in the house with the seven little fellas as tation arrangement, but following the four-month relationship she was doing the vacuuming,
they had been over the past few weeks, they would surely with Grumpy, there had been times when things were a little Bashful, on the other hand, was annoying by virtue of the
come to blows. It was not so much the blatant disregard for strained to say the least. What attracted her to him in the first fact he never said what he wanted to say: his seeming indiffer-
her personal space in the house (and the fact she never had the place she was still unsure – perhaps it had been his sullen ence acting as a foil for his frankly irritating shyness. Trying
chance to have control of the television remote) but more the attitude, raging temper and ability to fly off the handle for to bring him out of his shell, therefore, was akin to shovelling
unwashed pots and pans left full of water in the sink and the no apparent reason – but what was certain was that the whole shit with a heavy shovel and, though she had tried her utmost
apparent communal attitude towards shower gels and tooth- mess had been a mistake. by setting him up on blind dates, it appeared the poor fellow
brushes. As indeed had the rebound fling with Sneezy. If only he would never appreciate the comfort of another cartoon-crea-
Though it was unfair to pick on any of them individually hadn’t have offered her a tissue to dry her tears with when he ture.
(living in a house is, after all, a team effort) there were certain was quite obviously in desperate need of it himself, she may As for Sleepy, it appeared the only kind of comfort he needed
things that each of them did that really riled her. Dopey, for have been able to resist. As it was, though, he did offer her the was that of a nice comfy bed underneath him. Though his som-
example, would always leave the toilet seat up – not because tissue, and albeit for some awkward kissing moments (when a nambulant tendencies were hardly surprising to Snow White,
he couldn’t be bothered to put it down, but simply because he sudden jerk would result in an inadvertent head-butt) the ten- the fact that he was sleeping in a different bed practically every
couldn’t figure out how to work it – and it was this lack of sion created by the Grumpy situation was enough to make sure night was somewhat worrying, and his seeming disinterest in
common sense that became frustrating after a while. Sure for that nothing ever came of it. the perils of a promiscuous life-style (and the ill-repute it may
the first few weeks you can accept a dwarf’s nature, but after Though his intelligence was something she had always laud upon the house) was something that she simply could not
months of basic stupidity, it all became a little much. respected, Doc’s attitude towards the other dwarves (and her- understand. Admittedly everyone likes to have a little fun,
Happy wasn’t much better: for all it would seem great to have self) was also of some concern to our heroine. Having watched but with such blatant disrespect for those that he sleeps with
a smiley, cheery person around the house all the time, the last the video over and over again she had decided, in fact, that and for the sleeping habits of his housemates (some issues of
thing you need when you’ve had a bit of a bad day is someone Disney had been somewhat inaccurate in their portrayal of noise had been previously discussed) there appeared to be no
asking you if you’re ok and trying to suggest fun ways of mak- Doc as a sympathetic, caring, leader type and would have winning with the lazy boy.
ing things better. In fact, it’s positively the last thing you need been better advised to concentrate on his bigoted, misogynist And so it was that one day, Snow White, having coped for
sometimes, to the point of employing either an outrageous and arrogant characteristics instead. His insistence on calling so long with the ungrateful pygmies she’d been lumped with,
verbal outburst or simple physical harm. (Though the latter her “love” every time he addressed her was also a point of decided to pack it all in, hand in her resignation to Disney
had only happened on the one occasion, it was enough for grievance that she felt worthy of mentioning to Disney (given (throwing away the chance of a multi -million pound sequel),
Happy to bring it up time and time again, albeit in a slightly that they had advised her to record any circumstance in which change her name by de-poll and live somewhere on the east
guilt-inducing, “that’s-ok-I-don’t-really-mind” kind of way. Doc displayed his chauvinistic tendencies) but the deaf ears coast, not far from Norwich.
6 On Being A Sabb... 21/02/02
On Being A Sabb...
VP Societies & Culture Well, the elections are nearly upon us El Presidente
again. Time for another few weeks of
I suppose the life of a sabb is quite a “different” one with all
“Wow! I’m so happy - I’ve wanted to do this for 3 years and I’ve mayhem soon. No doubt some of you
of it’s complexities. After all I’m the guy overall in charge of
finally done it!” – my thoughts all while campaigning and then will already be thinking of standing, the union (even the bars) but, if council decided to, they could
upon hearing the news that I had been elected to be VP Societies and some of you will have been asked mandate me and the rest of the sabbs to dress in turquoise and
& Culture.
A year on, much has happened. I’m very pleased to say that
to nominate people and help thier cluck like a chicken for a day, and I’d have to .
campaigns. However, before any of When I started this job I had a plethora of ideas and all of
together and individually, I believe the sabbatical team has
them seemed achievable at the time. Unfortunately the free
achieved a lot. I feel proud that, as I promised, I have helped to this can happen we need more people
Stella and waterslide complex are still quite a way off but
“build a better Union”. to nominate themselves. An editorial so far drink prices have frozen and the union went under a
Now its time for someone else to take up the challenge, to make from a couple of weeks ago pointed out massive refurb last summer - almost there I guess...
a difference, to put right what once went wrong, to do better, to
that some of this years Sabbs hadn’t It’s not all bad though. I can chuck a rugby ball around in
achieve more – whatever they feel is necessary. That’s what it is the offices (how many other offices can you do that in?), I’ve
all about – through your own views and by representing students, even thought about being a Sabb until
been to Scotland and other places on various training events
making a mark to ensure the Union/University is shaped (some- nominations open. This week we bring
and met some colourful people, I’ve met the Duke of Kent &
times literally!) appropriately. you the thoughts of the Sabbs on being Timmy Mallett (not together), and been to a few beer trade
Being a sabbatical is a huge responsibility with even larger a Sabb. fairs. Those things aside though, the most rewarding aspects
potential. There is so much that should be done. The difficult bit of the job are actually helping people out of difficult problems
is figuring out if it is worth it, if it can be done, and then actually and seeing the relief on their faces afterwards, and as bizarre
getting it done. as it sounds just standing
Examples of things that I suc- there on a friday night or at
ceeded in doing are the first the staff party and watching
ever instances of ReFreshers Fair people enjoy themselves. I
and Arts & Culture Week. The had the time of my life here
feedback I received for the first and it’s great to know that
Freshers Fairs etc was very satisfy- I’m helping others do the
ing. It showed that people appreci- same.
ated my efforts and that I was suc-
ceeding in my goals – those were Adam
the best moments of the year.
Of course there are things that
didn’t go so well as well as others
that fell by the wayside. Decisions
not going your way and meeting VP Sports
resistance to your efforts can make
Being a sports sabb, well
you wonder why you bother. It’s at
what can I say apart from
those times that you must remem-
hectic! I have one of the
ber why you took the job – to make
most diverse positions
a difference. If you can say that you
where I seem to be faced
have affected one student’s life for
with a different set of prob-
the better – then it is worth it. If
lems everyday, ranging from
you can not only accept, but like
no referees to budgeting, all
that idea that then you are on the the way to the total lack of
way to being a sabbatical. minibus drivers! Everyone
Working with so many people, seems to want you all at
fellow sabbs, students, Union and once, and if you are not in
University staff so intensely for the office, then its assumed
such a short amount of time is a unique and immensely charac- your not doing anything, but I’m usually in a meeting - another very large part of the job! Be it union
ter building experience. I think it’s an amazing and extremely or sports based its amazing how many hours a week you spend in meetings. But on the up side I get to
rewarding year. It is not for the faint hearted but if you want to organize fun stuff like the Colours ball (this year on the 3rd May) and the sports fayre. Its all swings
make a difference you can. Grab the opportunity, and make it and roundabouts, but as a whole its an experience that I’m glad I have been able to partake in. I’ve got
happen – be a sabb. a great team to work with and although I have my off days, it’s generally all good.
VP Comms & Marketing you get Freshers telling you they found it use- VP Education & Welfare knows how many bags and a dented van
ful then you realize why you stood. And if you later (cheers Kam!) everyone’s hard work
Well the first thing to say is, it certainly isn’t think that’s rewarding, wait till you see 3,000 The last 8 months have been informative, came together and a great day occurred.
an easy job, and certainly isn’t what you expect newspapers turn up every week. challenging, eye-opening, frustrating and The ‘thank you’s’ from individual stu-
it to be. Being editor of Barefacts is also demanding, rewarding all rolled into one. dents who I have helped through appeals
To tell you the truth, I don’t think any of us but again the rewards are big. One of the things I came into office knowing that I wanted or by simply offering a shoulder to cry on
really new what to expect when we came into I decided I would be taking very seriously was to make a difference and thinking I would make it all worthwhile.
our jobs, let alone when we stood for election, the independence of the paper. This can some- be able to change so much! Some of these Finally being ‘thrown’ in at the deep
but having a month’s handover period with my times lead to conflicts with other members of things, I now realize, are just not feasible end with 5 people I had never worked
predecessor made things easier. the team, but then again, we can’t all agree all due to restrictions on time (a year really with before could have felt scary, but
With the Comms job you are really thrown in of the time! Anyway, such things are soon for- isn’t that long!) or policies already in the friendships I have found this year are
at the deep end as the first task is to lay up, get gotten when you pop down to Chancellors for a place. However, for every one thing that something I truly value and I owe my san-
funding for, and print the “Guide to Life”, a 60 pint after work. you find you can not do, there are 10 that ity to! I’d be lost without the support and
page publication for new students, all to very Basically it comes down to this: Being a Sabb you can – and that feels like an achieve- hugs on tap!!
tight deadlines. If it sounds like hard work, then (any Sabb) is by no means an easy job, but I ment in itself. Finally, all I can say is stop ‘thinking’
that’s because it is! It comes complete with late think most would agree that it can be one of the Watching 1600 Freshers move in safe about running for a Sabb post and just
nights, computer crashes and frustrating phone best, and most rewarding years of your life. And and sound in September is a specific do it… you can only be more than happy
calls trying to get sponsorship from businesses, hey, it looks good on a CV too! highlight for me. Almost 3 months plan- with the decision.
but when you see 5,000 copies of a booklet ning, 200 fantastic helpers, goodness
YOU have produced turn up in a van, and when Tris Lisa
21/02/02 7
WHAT IS ART? Jericho
Dear brothers and sisters, dear enemies and friends: why are we all so alone here?
All we need is a little more hope; a little more joy.
BY SAMANTHA STEVENS Though not usually considered as an art All we need is a little more light; a little less weight; a little more freedom.
Art Correspondant form proper, I have always enjoyed the If we were an army, and we believed that we were an army
depiction of nature, specifically wildlife, And believed that everyone was scared like little lost children in their grown-up clothes and
poses
Before I offer you any opinion on what through the medium of photography – pic-
So we all ended up alone here
I think art is, we look first to the Oxford tures of panthers, horses and peregrine fal-
Floating through the long wasted days of great tribulation
English dictionary and it’s definition of the cons being prime examples of this. Another
term: interesting art form is that of sword- and Oh, everything felt wrong
axe-making and the tremendous variety of Good words, strong words:
“[art] 1. Is the expression or application of weapons that can be realised through its Words that could move mountains
a creative skill, especially through a visual practise (ranging from snares to scimitars). Words that no-one ever said – we were waiting to hear these words and no-one ever said them
medium such as painting or sculpture. 2. From previous articles I have written, you And their tactics were never hatched and the plans were never mapped.
Works produced in this way. 3. The various may recall that I am a fan of science fiction We all learnt not to believe
branches or creative activity such as paint- and fantasy; as a result of this, I also consid- And strange, loathsome monsters roamed through the hills wondering why
ing, literature, music and dance.” er the art-work found on the covers of sci-fi And it is best never ever ever ever to wonder why.
books to be art, no finer exponent of which
We can see, therefore, that “art” can be can be found on all of Terry Pratchett’s So tangle around some bright red ribbons:
interpreted as any kind of human skill and Let’s have a parade – it’s been so long wince we had a parade.
Discworld novels. In a visit to the University
So let’s have a parade: let’s invite all of our friends and all of our friend’s friends
not just the stereotypical idea of some sort of last semester, Mr Pratchett himself men-
Let’s promenade down the boulevards with terrific pride and lights in our eyes
drawing and painting. If we take the argu- tioned he was a fan of such works and went Twelve feet tall and staggering
ment of human skill further, we could thus on to say that he had bought one of the origi- Sick with joy of the angel standing before us.
include a massive spectrum of activities, nals that were used in his book “The Last
from astronomy and cosmology through to Hero.” Though both he and I may be biased Brothers and sisters, hope still waits in the wings
mathematics and medical surgery. (being fans of the sci-fi genre), our opinion Bitter spinster – impatient, lonely, shivering and waiting
The brief outline given above presents an was substantiated some by an event involv- To build some glorious fires and look at out plans;
interesting question: how does everyone ing the most popular of all art prizes and an Our beautiful, ridiculous plans.
else interpret art? Of course, through the argument over plagiarism. An artist named Let us launch them like gleaming jet-planes
medium of a newspaper I can only offer Glenn Browns won the Turner Prize in 2000 Let’s crash all of our other planes into the river and build strange and wonderful machines
my own opinion, and so I leave it to you to with a piece entitled “Love of Shepherds”,
write in and offer your own opinions on the but it was soon thought that his work was There is a Jericho waiting to fall.
matter – that way, we can soon develop the a little too reminiscent of a previous work by Ricardo Wattistico
Arts section we have attempted to imple- by Robert A. Heinlein, whose cover for the
ment over the last few weeks and have more novel “Double Star” had appeared some
reason for open debate on the matter. years before. When Mr Brown was asked
I have quite a relaxed view of art and what about his piece, whose huge canvas had
can rightly be considered as “a piece of art.” been displayed and admired as a piece of art
Though I am not an admirer of much of at the Turner exhibition at Tate Britain, he
today’s ‘modern art’ (or ‘modernistic form’) commented simply that he had been inspired
I am attracted to the surrealist genre, in by the work of Robert A. Heinlein.
particular the work of Salvador Dali. (One It is thus apparent that what keeps art
of my favourite works by him is the image alive is its ability to avoid definition and to
entitled “Narcissus.”). Though originally an always offer different ways in which it can
architect, I am also appreciative of the works be realised and appreciated. It is this discus-
of M. C. Esher, whose work on special illu- sion that I would like to draw you into over
sions, impossible geometric buildings and the next few weeks.
tessellations I find fascinating.
This Week
THE NME Saga: Live Reviews From the 50th
Anniversary Gigs (Continues Next Week)
Album of the Week: VEX RED Start With A Strong And
Persistent Desire
Single of the Week: THE WHITE STRIPES Fell In Love
With A Girl
PARTY HARD
Andrew WK/Lostprophets/Black Rebel
lies make up quite possibly the best band to
come out of Liverpool in aeons. Their sound
with the crowd, but effortlessly steal the
show with greats like ‘Love Burns’, ‘Rifles’
Let’s cut the crap, Andrew WK is the
most unnecessarily over-hyped act to ever
is pleasingly psychedelic (Bob Marley meets and ‘Whatever Happened To My Rock ‘N’ grace front page of NME. There appears
Motorcycle Club/The Coral The La’s… on acid), and proves very popu- Roll?’ Fantastic. to be a mass exodus of people before (and
London Astoria 10/02/02 lar with the already half-capacity Astoria. The Lostprophets look like a boy during) his set, but in all fairness, he doesn’t
They deserve to be massive. band…no kidding. Denim jackets, white t- disappoint his hardcore faithful. Donning
Another year, another NME Carling Black Rebel Motorcycle Club are shirts, screaming fans, it’s hard to believe his infamous white kit (that’s never seen
Tour, showing off the best 2002 hopefuls, already one step closer to greatness. Their they’re one of our up and coming Metal acts. a washing machine), he bulldozes through
and it’s an interesting bunch to acts to say excellent debut album sits comfortably in However, there’s no denying they’re very his (annoying) party rock anthems. The
the least the Top Ten as they appear, dressed in black, good at what they do. Punchy, proficiently saviour of Rock ‘n’ Roll, or just a talentless
If previous years are anything to go through the dimly lit haze, and subject the executed Nu-Metal mayhem, with plenty of troglodite? You decide. Guaranteed he’ll be
by (Coldplay, Starsailor), the opening band crowd to an exhilarating tidal wave of heav- salmon-like leaping. They draw the biggest forgotten in a year though. Andy Smith
is destined for great things, and The Coral ily distorted guitars. They rarely interact crowd of the evening.
are no exception. Six incredibly young scal-
21/02/02 Single Reviews 9
DESAPARECIDOS to-the-point-of-irritating sampled
SINGLES SINGLE OF THE WEEK What’s New For Fall vocals, and alternating two-note bass
THE WHITE STRIPES (Wichita) line, there is nothing to distinguish it
BEN AND JASON Fell In Love With A Girl (XL Recordings) from any other track of average house
How the Hell do I Explain? (Go Gutsy US rock tune music. Believe all the hype and you
Beat) Taken from acclaimed album ‘White Blood Cells’, (some call it ‘EMO’) might be disappointed, although it
this is the first White Stripes single of 2002, and con- in the vain of Rival may still prove a dance-floor-filler.
The pair Jason Hazeley and Ben tinues in the same vein as the incredible year, Meg Schools and Jets To 4/10 C.L.
Parker have released another great and Jack have just had. ‘Fell In Love With A Girl’ is Brazil. ‘What’s New
song in “How the Hell do I Explain?”. a pure, melodious punk-pop explosion. It rocks for For Fall’ is raw, catchy RELISH
Ben’s superb vocals, often compared every second of the 1m50 it lasts for. And as soon as guitar riffing, with Heart Shaped Box (EMI)
to Thom Yorke’s, bring together a it’s over, you can’t help pressing play again. This is the kind of vocals Like a cheap Valentine’s Day gift this
sublime song with acoustic guitars, what the repeat button was made for. 9/10 A.W. that wouldn’t get heart-shaped box seems like a good
string movements, piano and drums. you through the first idea until you quickly realise it’s
They don’t deserve to just be stuck in round of ‘Pop Idol’ one big cliché and throw it in the bin
the NAM pile being two of the most track. Lady of the moment Alicia occasional instrumental lick on cello auditions… that is if almost instantly. A funky wha-wha
talented singer/songwriters around Keys joins Angie on vocals with Ruff or marimba. Definitely a relaxing, you weren’t gunned down outside guitar lick and a soulful vocal sounds
today. 8/10 J.S. Ryders’ queen, Eve, on MC duty. And moodsetting track, funky in a chilled the building beforehand. Sadly, it’s like the ideal combination, but after
it sounds as good as it looks on paper. sense. Yum. 7/10 C.L. backed up by some pretty naff B- sixty seconds the hand and glove
7/10 M.R. sides. 5/10 A.T.S. analogies end and the track descends
DOM SMART & DJ TIM into middle-of-the-road trash. More
DINGLEY 81VIKTER DUPLAIX
THE KENNEDY SOUNDTRACK Sensuality (K7) TELEPOPMUSIK like a coffin-shaped box me thinks.
Out Of Reach (No Label) Breathe (Chrysalis) 4/10 M.R.
Wrong Day EP (?)
A psychedelic trance choon that This is the latest DJ to sign up the
Guess what? It’s more nu-metal! DJ Kicks series on K7 records, per- Telepopmusik. That is one CRAP DUST BYTE
wouldn’t look out of place in the name for a band. The song’s alright Priscilla / The Misadventures
U.K’s most prestigious churches of Wait, come back. For once this is haps better known as the home of
something reasonably decent. It has Kruder & Dorfmeister. So what’s it though. Apparently this trio see Of The Great Red Shark (Smelt
dance, but here’s the catch, Dom themselves as “The French Massive Records)
Smart and Tim Dingley are currently some semblance of a tune, with a like? Well ‘Sensuality’ is a pretty apt
singer who doesn’t whinge or whine title. It’s perfect as a Valentine’s Day Attack”! I think 3D might have
Surrey undergraduates (and both something to say about that though, I Slightly boring alt-rock and a vain
heavily involved with GU2 to boot). (like Fred Durst). The riffs aren’t any- tune as it oozes seduction with its
thing extraordinary, but if nu-metal is rhythmic shuffling beats and smooth think he’d say “no you’re not”. Well attempt to imitate those who do the
Epic, bold, extremely compatible, anyway, that’s no bad thing. The song up-beat style so much better i.e.
and a promising preview of excel- your thing, then this is definitely vocals, but apart from that it’s nothing
worth listening to. 7/10 P.G.S. too original. 6/10 P.G.S. is an ambient house affair featur- Sebadoh, Mudhoney, Brainiac etc.
lent hidden talent, this one will have ing vocals from Angela McCluskey Eclectic but who cares? 4 / 10 O.Z.
‘em dancin’ until their limbs fall off. (who? Hehe!) It’s quite catchy so
ALIZEE CAPITOL K
8/10 A.T.S. Moi… Lolita (Polydor) Pillow (XL Recordings) expect to see this on all those crap WESTLIFE
“chill-out” later albums this year. World of our own (BMG)
GORILLAZ Rather alarmingly another teenage Very weird folk-y, almost pop-IDM, 6/10 D.H.
Tomorrow Comes Today female pop star, French 17 year- electronica stuff here! Not the sort of Vomit inducing filth. –37 / 10 O.Z.
(Parlophone) old Alizée has sold billions across thing you really expect from XL. This BRANCACCIO & AISHER
Europe and is set to make an impact is the first single to be taken from It’s Gonna Be … (A Lovely Day)
Arguably the best release from eve- here. Written by former chart-top- Capitol K’s debut album ‘Island Row’ (Credence) This Week’s Reviews by
ryone’s favourite cartoon band (sorry ping youngster Mylene Farmer, the which was originally licensed to Mike Kevin Marston, Jana Kristensen,
Chipmunks), was in fact their debut production is immaculate and com- Paradinas’ excellent ‘Planet Mu’ label. First appearing at the start of last Oz, Duncan Hills, John Swarbrick,
EP at the back-end of Y2K. One of ing with a video that will undoubt- The track is pretty good and occa- year’s Ibiza season, this single has Matt Sainsbury, Pete (I Still Havent
Damon’s best vocals to date (includ- edly make dirty old men fidget with sionally screams of ‘Plaid’ but then it apparently kicked up a storm amongst Got BRMC) Smith, Andy Smith,
ing all Blur stuff) is equalled by excitement, this can’t fail. You have all goes and gets a bit pop-tastic later dance music circles across the globe. Catherine Lee, Simon Pearson, Mark
the blissed-out psychedelic hip-hop been warned. But all that AND hav- in the song for me. However the sin- To be honest, it is hard to see why. Richards, Michael Field, & Matt
backing track and beautifully sup- ing been an NME single of the week? gle includes remixes from ‘Leafcutter With its driving drumbeat, repetitive- Badcock
plemented by inclusion of a wispy, Surely then it can’t possibly be any John’ and Warp
kazoo-like harmonica riff. The ques- good? Oh no…7/10 M.F. Records’ fan- ANDREW WK
tion is when will they release a Phil tastic ‘Wagon She Is Beautiful (Mercury)
Collins cover like all other manufac-
Recommended
RAE & CHRISTIAN feat. THE Christ’. 6/10
tured bands? 8/10 M.R. CONGOS D.H. This is my first listen to Mr WK and I didn’t really
Hold Us Down (!K7) know what to expect. What I heard was loud Bon
ANGIE STONE Feat: Alicia Keys Jovi with lashings of China Drum and a pinch of Elvis
& Eve Brotha: Part II (Arista) Taken from their album Costello. At first I was shocked and a little put off,
‘Sleepwalking’, this is a wonderful but after a few whirls in my cd player, player, player
The lady known for soul/R‘n’B with a soul track, perfect for late night / the infectious 80’s rock-esque reverberations began
refined edge does it again. Co-written early morning listening. Featuring shooting through my brain. I can’t seem to stop sing-
by Rapheal Saadiq, this old school- the horn section of reggae outfit ing, humming and tapping Mr WK. Give it a chance
style soul gem is still extremely fresh The Congos, falsetto vocals glide and it will grab you and suck you under the Andrew
with its big brass section, the backing over a laidback drumbeat and jazzy WK spell. 8.5/10 B.A.Z.
track could’ve come from an old Stax keyboard chords, interrupted by the
“Give Us Some Time And We’ll on television, you think Fran is this small chap who has hair
that naturally stands on end, but when you see him in real life,
their home-movies and a particular favourite of mine are their
recreations of the paralympics, involving the tandem bicycle
Prove We’re Worth The Attention” you realise he’s actually six foot four and uses more Dax Wax event, three-legged horse racing and the quadraplegic diving
than is produced by an entire bee colony in a year.” event.
Their rock and roll experiences have affected the live per- What can be expected of the One Legged Prostitutes over the
ONE LEGGED PROSTITUTES formances of the OLP’s little, though, and their style is still coming months one can only guess at - they refute claims that
The Virge Inn very much reminiscent of the early days. Crowd pleaser and they are a manufactured band devised only to take up column
18th February, 2002 opening track “Get Off the Cat - He Can’t Breath” sounds as inches in newspapers and publications without enough material
refreshing as it did the first time you heard it and is swiftly fol- - and so perhaps now is the time to prove that that is not the
Having exploded onto the music scene in only the very recent lowed by “Turkey Tickle” with it’s delicate acoustic opening case.
months, the One Legged Prostitutes, a group who came togeth- line and thumping chorus ‘Don’t forget the turkey at chirstmas/ “It annoys us when people say things like that,” says Gwen-
er after meeting in a local coffee bar, have found themselves at We should never be so fickle/What would christmas ever be/if da, “we’ve worked hard to get where we are and are hopefully
parties they could only once have ever dreamed of. Gwenda it weren’t for turkey tickle.” staying true to our roots. After all, it’s the music that is the
Fumblestuck, the lead singer and occassional digiridoo player, What is noticable is the extra effort the band are putting most important thing here. That’s the only overall message.”
realised only half way through the night, for instance, that the into their visual show: not only are the lighting effects quite We can only hope that the Prossies can stay true to their claim
OLP’s table at the Brits was right next to Travis’s table and sublime, but the video clips played on the big screen at the as the inevitable rise to stardom occurs over the next year.
was instantly dumb-struck by the amazing amount of hair gel back give a welcome insight into the band. Fortunately, the Who knows - perhaps it will be they who are collecting a Brit
used to hold up Fran Healey’s mohican. “It’s funny, becasue humour with which we have associated the OLP’s is evident in Award next year? Richard Watts
12 Albums 21/02/02
is perfect party tunes. But be careful, towards us such warped things as “Birdhouse
This is the fourth outing for the Another LateNight for the RnB the end of cd2 they stick in few In Your Soul” (remember that? It
series with its chilled beats and soothing sounds groove she smoochy little numbers that took charted in 1990…). You definitely
from across the globe. This time around Zero 7, has already me by surprise and resulted in me in shouldn’t expect the band to have
the heavenly gods of all which is chilled have made her turning off the lights and sparking up become much more sane in the 12
their turn at creating what could only be called own. Being some candles. Save it for Valentines intervening years. Forget meaningful
Another Latenight. Not surprisingly the general signed to Day! 6/10 B.A.Z. lyrics, or meaningful anything really.
sound ventures from the traditional sounds of the Def Jam at “Mink Car” is an album of short,
latin and samba quarters to the hedonistic beats 19 is very HOOBASTANK snappy, confusing, energetic tracks,
of Zero 7. Its soothing, relaxing, joyful and basi- impressive, H∞bastank (Mercury) most of which sound as though they
cally wonderful…..what more can you say except and Christina were written by a hyperactive 11
that the final track, ‘People Make the World Go has also been Imagine this scene: in a busy US year old. All these scathing things
Round’ by The Stylistics, tops of the perfect slum- working with city centre stands the Office for aside, if you’re in the mood for
ber. 9/10 K.M. top producer the Registry of Nu-Metal Bands throwing chewits at people, running
R o d n e y (ORNMB). Last year their intake into doors and being generally quite
J e r k i n s was increasing rapidly, but as 2002 childish, it’s ideal. 6/10 S.P.
poignant and altogether lovely thee’ is Clinic’s second album, after (Michael Jackson, Destiny’s Child) gets fully into gear, the office is busi-
‘Fidelity Wars’, their sound is now their debut with ‘Internal Wrangler’, for years. Ja Rule and Jermaine er than it’s ever been. So, on a typical VARIOUS ARTISTS
rather surprisingly that of stripped- and although these four blokes comes Dupri feature on the album as well. Tuesday morning, Reg the busy reg- Out The Box (Various Labels)
down, plaintive electro-space-pop from Liverpool, there comparison to The single ‘AM To PM’ has been istry assistant calls up band number
typical of last album ‘Dead Media’. any other Liverpool quartet stops huge and rightly so - it is a stylish, 2,756,502. “Name?” “Hoobastank, Mix of alt-punk, pop and rock
Darren Hayman’s voice remains there. In fact, when trying to com- expertly crafted pop tune. She isn’t sir”. And so it begins…. Ok, cyni- – some good, some baaaaad. A curi-
as daftly nasal as ever but with pare Clinic to something else, noth- just a talented singer, but an estab- cal joking aside, Hoobastank are yet ous mix to say the least with tracks
such Supernaturals-esque gems ing comes to mind. It’s a mix of lished songwriter too, being the writ- another US Rock/Metal act, and similar to Pulp, Elastica, Fatboy
as ‘Baggage Reclaim Song’ and everything; chillout, melodica, jazz er behind J-Lo’s UK top 5 hit ‘Play’. despite all the hubbub, they’re sadly Slim, Cornelius – Hell there’s even a
the silky, synthesiser-driven ‘Dark and underground tunes, rock and The strongest tracks on the album nothing particularly new. However, hammond organ cover of Nirvana’s
Hearted Discos’, this 5-track EP is a electronic. They’ve been on tour with are the upbeat offerings such as the their well-produced debut album Smells like Teen Spirit. Weird. What
rare delight. 8/10 M.F. Radiohead, and if I’m not mistaken fantastic ‘ When You Look At Me’ packs more firepower than some is good on the album is actually
they’ve also been on a Levi’s advert. which has to be a future single. The recent assaults on the UK (P.O.D, quite good but then you get a track
WHOOP! Mixed by Nigel Dawson They’re basically about as ‘cool’ as ballads, such as ‘It Hurts When.....’ Nickelback). Tracks such as ‘Hello by fucking Halo or something and
Progressive Development you can get.7/10 J.K. are weaker though, as they aren’t Again’, ‘Give It Back’ and ‘Pieces’ you just want to snap the CD. 6/10
(Whoop!) very original and ‘Until I Get Over would easily stir up an impressive O.Z.
AIR You’ is terrible. But get Christina mosh-pit, and the slower burner
Whoop! Records have been at the Everybody Hertz (Virgin) singing the style she is best at, and
forefront of the progressive house the talent is obvious. What’s also
scene for many years. Progressive
Development showcases some of
This is a remix album featuring fairly obvious is that Christina Milian
three of the tracks from the album is going to be a star. 6/10 A.W. SHOCKER OF THE WEEK
the labels highlights from the last “10000Hz” and a totally new track.
TWO DAY RULE
two years. The first track is a Way Its what is expected for the remix MTV The Lick Vol. 2
When You’re Ready (Sugar Shack)
Out West remix of Tarrentella by album of Air’s ‘difficult’ album. Presented by Trevor Nelson (Def
Karma. The track in its original form There are some very good moments Soul)
Shoot. Me. Now. Appallingly bad punk rock with a crazy female lead
was revamped by the likes of Sasha, and some not so good moments but
singer who disguises her poor singing voice with a fake American accent.
Digweed and Layo & Bushwakka. all in all it is a good album. Adrian Trevor ‘hey I’ve got cue-ball head’
Intensely annoying. In fact I don’t know why I am still writing this review,
This gives you an indication of the Sherwood’s version of “How does Nelson has put together a collection
I think I made my feeling clear in the first line! I can’t see more than about
high regard for Tarrentella’s pro- it make you feel?” particularly is a from his R&B and Hip-Hop show
three copies being sold anyway. Ouch! 0/10 D.H.
duction. As this album progresses fantastic piece of work along with The Lick. CD 1 provides more of
21/02/02 Art & Film 13
Interview with Adrian Calvert Art On Campus?
Trying to get more art into Barefacts, we in the • Are there any other artists who
art section stumbled over a 21 year old artist inspire you? Ever wondered what your lecturers get up to in thier spare time? Well, currently on dis-
who is trying to make a living out of his draw- Yes, I really like Rodney Mathews’ puz- play in the Lewis Elton Gallery (next to the Uni Bookshop for those that didn’t know),
ing. Adrian Calvert is from Kent and it was here, zleforms and M.C. Esher. H.R. Geiger, the guy is a selection of artwork produced by members of University staff.
about four years ago, he first got into drawing. who produced the creatures in ‘Gremlings’,
It’s open all day every day until the 28th of February, and contains some very fine and
Inspired by heavy metal music, and after learn- ‘Aliens’, and a lot of other Sci-Fi films, is
diverse works.
ing the techniques from a person in the FEU, another. I find Sci-Fi creatures very fascinating.
Hopefully we’ll have a review for you soon.
he soon discovered that this was something he I also find inspiration in mythology and magick.
The stars are, let’s face it, vague. Attempt to replicate this ambiguity in every
conversation you have.
By now, observant readers will have may continue to do so, and
noticed the green front page (well, I then I can graduate (?!)
ARIES: most of April with light winds suppose most people have noticed that knowing that Greensoc will
by now), but wait, there is more green live forever.
The lack of anyone taking anything seriously will right royally annoy you this to come! This week’s Society Profile is
week. Fortunately you can always rely on your stars to be there for you when those the greenest on Campus! Allow us to Worst injury: Devastation
around you are flippant. introduce: and severe grief when there
is a Q in Roots for the cof-
TAURUS: 15th - 17th March inclusive (excluding 16th March) Green soc! fees.
Good week. Bad week. Who knows? I asked the stars for you, but claiming that Name: Emma Van-Huysse Society activity idol: Idol?
I had previously gleamed unlawful information from them without their consent, Not sure we have one... But
Position in Society: Chair I guess a Green sock should
they were unwilling to give anything away. Sorry – I’m awaiting news from my
lawyer. be our mascot!
Your Best Feature: My trendy hat!
Green socks - worked better in colour! Most embarrassing/
GEMINI: New Years Day, St Georges Day and Equinox What do you look for in a man/ amusing society moment:
woman: An equally trendy hat! All dressed up in to visit smelly landfill site in the
I saw an advertisement for a psychic fair today, which I thought was unusual, given
rain - saw Fiona (SU president at the time) with
that you’d think everyone would already know about it. Moral of the story: astrol- Best thing about the society activity: We are the very muddy smelly feet!!!
ogy and all that mambo-jambo isn’t what it’s cracked up to be. only society in colour!
Hidden aspects of your society: Come along and
CANCER: your birthday Best single moment of your society life: Too find out....!?
many to count - our meetings are always great!
Don’t make friends with anyone whose star sign is in one of the following six: Worst fear: Launch of a rival - purplesoc sounds
their stars have been written by a different astrologer whose motives are somewhat Best moment for society: We won society of the pretty scary....
immoral and involve duping the gullible public into putting him up for a week or year in 2000, which was pretty neat!
two. Suffice to say I will report him to the Society of Fake Astrologers and have Lunchtime lasagne in Chancellors or HRB?
Worst thing about your society: We need more Is it Fairly Traded, Veggie and Organic? If so,
him dealt with appropriately.
members and then we would be REALLY great! either!
LEO: April 11th, Last Tuesday, Halloween and the Third Week of November Ultimate society dream: Green the world! Then You in three words: Convert-a-cup!
we could just enjoy our meetings in Roots without
This week, you shall be stupid enough to believe the shite I write here since you having to think about how to Green the world! The society in three words: Keen Green - 2
have nothing better to do. You’d better anyway, since I’m not as daft as the guy
words are all that is needed, they say it all!
who writes the other half of this column, and want to keep the job. Quite honestly, Ultimate dream for you personally in the socie-
where does he think his bread’s buttered? Shit, wrong metaphor. Um… he doesn’t ties activity: Get it all going great guns so that it
know who’s paying the rent. No, he’s keeping his eggs in the wrong basket. Oh
CHINESE/
f*ck this. I’ll try writing the next one.
JAPANESE
(or SOFA for short). Sofa describes this job well—I sit on my arse and seek
“divine” (beer is from the gods after all) inspiration. Maybe I’ll try crack next
week—could lead to some better predictions. I suppose that by now you have
understood that this article cannot be read in isolation—you need to read the lot to
get a “year round” feel. VOLUNTEERS REQUIRED TO HELP WITH A RESEARCH STUDY. THIS
WILL BE LOOKING AT THE GENETIC VARIATION BETWEEN THE
LIBRA: The other two weeks in July, plus the last day of October
ETHNIC GROUPS SPECIFIED BELOW:
Well, I suppose that I ought to make a prediction. Elves will not steal your shoes
this week. Oh and you won’t win a prize in a knobbly knees competition. · Chinese - person with Chinese parents and grandparents
· Japanese - person with Japanese parents and grandparents
SCORPIO: Pancake day, half of Ash Wednesday (til 4:37pm), 69th March
Scorchio! Will be the weather in Spain. Elves will steal your shoes. You will pay The purpose of this study is to investigate and further our understanding into the difference of why
me money to stay away from your children having read this article. Incidentally, some people respond better to certain medicines than others. This can be done by looking at the
Tris O’Dwyer, the editor of this fine publication will be seen with a handbag. variations in the patterns of DNA between ethnic populations.
SAGITARISAURUS: Any day on which your mum found a dinosaur bone If you participate in this study you will be required to give a blood sample and complete a ques-
shortly before giving birth tionnaire. The study visit will last half an hour and you will be compensated for your time and
expenses.
Oh where oh where has my little dog gone, oh where oh where can he be? Hang
on I don’t own a dog. One moment… ahh, have rejoined reality. You must watch
out of traffic wardens. They may be being over vigilant, and there’s nothing worse FOR FURTHER INFORMATION, PLEASE CONTACT:
than getting your leg clamped in Bedford Road.
Dr Mould or Alison Hepworth on 01483 455375/406886
AQUARIUS: Jan 20th to Feb 18th Guildford Clinical Pharmacology Unit
Royal Surrey County Hospital
Okay, right, following complaints about my last Aquarius column, I am duty
Guildford, GU2 7XX
bound to inform you it’ll be a great week. Only kidding, you’re going to jail on
Thursday for a crime you didn’t commit. And then you’ll be charged on Saturday
with the one you did… you know which one I mean.
21/02/02 Green Week Special 16
Save or Delete?
ment for hundreds of years. Nuclear power sta- website for more information including how to
tions have been linked to human illnesses such sign up – www.greenpeace.org.uk
as leukaemia and other cancers. Even storing
All very amusing but surely not…? More computer jargon? NO! Save or Delete is the
latest Greenpeace campaign to save the world’s
Green Fair Trade Fair, and at all other Green Week
events and activities. If we don’t act now, the great
valuable ancient forests, and it is being launched African ape, pictured here, will become extinct
1. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. this week – Green Week! Every two seconds during our lifetimes.
and area of forest the size of a football pitch is
2. Two-thirds of the world’s aubergines (eggplants) are grown in New Jersey. destroyed for use in furniture, paper products and
3. Hamsters can only blink with one eye at a time. industry. Thousands of species that live only in the
ancient established forests will become extinct if
4. A duck’s quack has no echo. this is allowed to continue, and although at the Rio
Earth Summit ten years ago 181 nations – includ-
5. You can walk a cow up stairs but can’t lead it down stairs. ing the UK – agreed to protect the world’s ancient
6. Tigers have striped skin as well as striped fur. forests by signing a Convention on Biological
Diversity, there has been little action on the gov-
7. 70% of the dust in your house is dead skin cells. ernments behalf to do so. The UK is currently one
of the world’s largest paper consumers, much of
8. A rat can live longer without water than a camel can. which comes from forest supplies that have been
9. Even if you cut off a cockroach’s head it stays alive for several weeks. illegally and destructively logged.
The campaign asks you to show your support in
10. Owls are the only birds that can see the colour blue. protecting these ancient forests and the wildlife
within them. You can do this by signing a simple
11. Mosquitoes have teeth. postcard message to Tony Blair, calling for him
12. Rainforests only cover 2% of the earth’s surface, but they are home to about to act against the destruction when he attends
the Ancient Forest Summit in The Hague, April
HALF of ALL of the species in the world. 2002, and again at the Rio+10 Earth Summit in
Johannesburg, September 2002.
Look out for information leaflets and postcards
around campus throughout Green Week, at the
Who Cares?
BY PETER BARRATT of life. If we were to spend all of our spare time and energy wor- Problems are not going to be solved soon by any means.
Greesnsoc rying about how awful everything is, and about how we can’t However, if this apathy towards the environment continues,
do anything about anything, then we would turn into vegetables. these problems will never be solved. Have a look at the list of
The ENVIRONMENT. Still reading?? Oh well, I might as well On the other hand, not giving a flying f**k about any problems easy ways to help the environment in this section of Barefacts.
not bother writing any more. other than our own would make us very boring and equally Even if you do just one of those suggestions, you will have
Oh wow, someone is actually reading this! Excellent. Are you: unhappy people. made a difference. If you have bothered to read this article, then
a) bored of hearing about the disastrous state of the Right, that’s the depressing bit out of the way. In fact, it is you have already done something to help the environment. Does
planet? incredibly easy to make a difference. As students, it is our pre- it feel good??
b) of the opinion that your actions don’t make any rogative to at least be aware of world issues, and spare a small In conclusion, then, what I am trying to say is that while we
impact on the environment? part of our enormous intellect to have a few opinions and ideas should be at least aware of world environmental issues, we can-
c) sceptical that there are any problems at all? about these issues. At the moment, apathy towards the environ- not expect to be able to do a great deal about them individually.
d) concerned about environmental issues, but feel ment is widespread. It may be that the reason for this is we feel What we can do, however, is gradually make minor adjustments
powerless to do anything about them? anything we do individually to help has a negligible effect. This to our lifestyle in order to start the process of change for the
is true of course, but collectively we could make a huge differ- better. If everybody does this, there is no limit to the positive
If your answer to any of these questions is “yes”, then keep ence, as I’m certain you’ve heard before. impacts which could be made. I am confident that, eventually,
reading. If it’s “no”, then definitely keep reading. And that is an If we start off by making minor changes to our lifestyle, which environmental friendliness will become a way of life, and we
ORDER! (Please). don’t really have any effect on our quality of life, those changes won’t even think about it. If you’re not convinced, come along
Whether we choose to ignore it or not, the world is full of prob- will eventually become a way of life. Then we could make a few to GreenSoc, and persuade us otherwise! (Thursdays, 6pm in
lems, and not just those of an environmental nature; it is a fact more minor changes, and the whole process could snowball. Roots).
BY EMMA VAN-HUYSSE culture and heritage. It will also attract hard currency (e.g. US$)
Greensoc which will feed into the local economy.
Unfortunately no penguin would be seen along the roadside
ACROSS South America represents a large part of the world’s remaining vir- (unless squashed by some careless driver), and all wildlife will be
1. Type of power station gin tropical forests, home to many rare and elusive animals, birds disturbed and displaced by the noise and land use changes. The
2. There were plans for one at Slyfield and plants. Tropical forests are extremely vulnerable to change road would have a huge impact on breeding and migration patterns
– be it directly through logging or exploration, or indirectly such as – species being too afraid or unable to cross such boundaries. Plant
3. Opposite of ‘battery’
through global climate changes. As with many areas, especially true life will change too due to the influx of light and loss of ground
4. The second of the three ‘R’s’ of developing countries, there are a number of land-use conflicts, protection, leading to erosion spreading gradually backwards into
5. Another name for rubbish; mail you don’t want and frequently these are financially motivated and the forest.
6. E.g. a dodo is this act against the natural environment and conserva- Perhaps of equal importance is the principal
7. Week 7 tion concerns. of opening up a sacred religious site to the
“Cape Froward” is such a place – the very south- scrutiny of mass consumerism – another factor
erly tip of South America – surrounded by such that will spread as people move in to exploit
DOWN dense forests that access is essentially restricted to the visiting public. Think of the Egyptian
8) Source of air pollution, especially in cities visitors by sea and along the beaches. It is also the Pyramids or Niagara with their visitor centres
9) A fossil fuel home to sealions, the Patagonian puma, dolphins, and hotels – hardly very sensitive or attractive
the Andean condor, and penguins. developments! All that for a bit of extra cash,
10) Common Fair Trade beverage
The issue here is not purely logging for loggings much of which will go to National developers
11) Without pesticides sake, neither is it over a need for agricultural farm- and tourist chains.
5) Name of the Greenpeace/Body Shop electricity land. It is tourism and a balance between environment and eco- Is it worth it? An interesting debate that I shall leave you to pon-
campaign nomic development. Capo Froward is the site of a huge Christian der and reach your own opinions upon. But if you feel this is an
monument, a giant cross ‘Cruz de los Mares’ erected there in the inappropriate development, please write to the Chilean government
1930’s. Because it is so difficult to reach, it has maintained it’s and express your view at the following address: Nelda Panicucci,
Green suggestion for Manor Farm: peaceful and somewhat mystical aura, another feature of the region Intendante, Edificio del Gobierno, 3er Piso, Bories Esquina,
as a whole. But things are about to change… Jose Menendez, Punta Arenas, Chile (by he way, it will need
The nearest city, Punta Arenas, is planning to build a 40km stretch an”Airmail” stamp and sticker if it is going to arrive before the
Name: of road along the coastline to the monument. The first 10km phase tree-fellers do!).Maybe it is not in your backgarden, but protecting
has already secured ‘planning permission’ and will effectively lead a natural habitat is a National issue, and there may equally be a time
Dept:
to nowhere. The road will open up the forest to allow visitor access when we are asking them for support on a similar issue.
Phone: to the monument, encouraging tourist interest in the local traditions,
18 Services 21/02/02
Notices
CHANGE OF DATE: Christian Union AGM on 21/2/
Tennis Club AGM
02 at Rushes Restaurant at 7:30pm.
Thursday Week 8 (7-Mar-02), 1pm
TB22
Euchrist - Every Thursday by Rev John Strain, 12:
Any queries contact:
30pm, Grant Mitchel Room
surreytennisclub@hotmail.com
Union cashiers office is open 12:00 - 14:00 every work-
Conservative Society AGM @ 7pm Monday 4th March,
ing day except wednesdays.
TB2
OrthSoc will hold its AGM on the 23rd of
The Nordic Society is going on a coach pub trip Friday
February(saturday)
March 1st! Great
venue out-of-town! Games and drinks! Open to non-
Astronomy (Surrey SEDS) Society AGM @ 1pm
members. See homepage
Friday 22nd Feb, Union Balcony
www.surrey.ac.uk/Union/societies/norsoc for details.
Active Thinkers Society AGM, Thursday 28th Feb,
Music Soc - Underground AGM, Monday Week 8, 5pm,
6.30pm, GMR,
GMR
Mountaineering Club AGM - 27th Feb, The Vertex,
American Fottball AGM - 28th Feb, Varsity Centre,
UniSport @ 3.30pm
9pm
Ecconomics Society AGM @ 6pm Monday 4th March,
LT M
Personals
‘tell bloke from crs’ thinks you are really pretty!’
Hey Lisa, we saw you dancing on stage last wednesday.....it was almost as
funny as THAT photo!!!
Rich, piss off and leave us alone - from the fish in the lake
Fornt cover was green when we sent it. Wonder what colour it’ll be when it get’s back - ed team
Bf needs you!
Bradbury won his countries first ever final place. Best single moment in your sport-
Winter Olympics Gold medal. In the final bend however, all four ing life: the Slurrey Slingers win-
The skater had been trailing the leaders crashed out as they scrambled ning their first game; which had
four leaders of the race from its for the lead. Bradbury was able to nothing to do with the fact that I
It’s been a long time since the back few clubs. I only have one page to onset. During the initial lap, the pace easily pass them as they scrambled wasn’t playing.
page has seen a Vernacular; in fact fill each week and yet I frequently had been low and he had been able to to pick themselves up and literally Worst injury: dislocated little fin-
it’s been too long. Consequently, have to struggle to do so. It should stay with the others. When the pace throw themselves across the line. ger and subsequent hospital visit, by
you would expect there to be a lot be the opposite. I should be strug- myself, to A & E. Thanks, Ben and
of issues that spring to mind and this gling to fit everything, and everyone, Stew, for your support.
column to be full of ranting about this in. I should be pleading with Tris for Sporting Idol: Stewart “Whigger”
and that. Instead I will rant about two that extra half page because of all the Fudge - captain extraordinaire and
issues. poor clubs who didn’t get a mention wannabe Will Smith.
1. The Sports Profile is not, contrary yet again. I should be weighing up Most embarrassing Sporting
to popular opinion controlled by the the merits of articles, how well writ- Moment: dropping the simplest
Sports Office or the Bf Office. You ten they are, their content, the photos of catches in the end-zone and pro-
will not be dropped if you don’t have that accompany them. Talking of ceeding to let the opposition score
mates in either of the above offices. photos!!! If you hadn’t noticed, Bf after some abysmal defence in a
All you need to do is, write a profile has had four pages of colour in every very important game after we had
and submit it, with a photo, to the issue this year and having the tradi- brought the score back to 5-6 from
Barefacts office. Also contrary to tional back page for sport means you 5-0 down.
popular opinion, we do not have a are guaranteed to have you photos Hidden aspects to your sport:
massive backlog of profiles, so its printed in glorious technicolor. Such catching (see above).
likely you will get your profile in privileges were few and far between Last time you were drunk and
print. in previous years. Yet, very few arti- threw up/swam a lake? Friday
2. Sports Articles. I’m quite sure cles are accompanied by a picture. evening (see front page, although I
I am not the only person who gets Bf has digital camera’s we can lend claim no responsibility for the golf-
bored of the same old sports appear- out, so take advantage of what we flag incidents).
ing on the back page? The sad truth can offer you. Borrow a camera, Favourite Food: anything not
of the matter, however, is that there take some photos of your sport, write cooked by my housemates. Chilli
reason for this is because there are a few words and send it all in. Get and chips at chancellors is quite
1. Entering the final bend everyone 4. .... and slide until they hit the wall nice.
only a small number of sports that your sport some free publicity.
but the Australian is in the running. 5. Bradbury cruises comfortably past You in three words: end-zone
write about what they get up to. If
2. The four leaders start to slide 6. .... and takes the gold.
we only have articles from a few I can only publish what you submit.
3. .... and slide
clubs, you only get to read about a