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barefacts
Monday
30 April 2007
Published by the
USSU Comms Office
Issue Number 1111
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The University of Surrey Students’ Newspaper
Quesiton 2: The issue of student finance has been pushed to the back of the
agenda in national politics. Could you reaffirm your commitment to a free
education, and also commit your party to being against any removal of the 3k cap?
MC: Yes. In Scotland we have, as part of the executive of the Scottish Parliament,
we have achieved no tuition fees - that’s one of the achievements of the Liberal
Ming meets the Surrey Sports staff Democrats in the Scottish Executive and it remains, obviously, a priority for our party.
Question 3: Who do you think will be the next Prime Minister: Gordon Brown, David
Miliband, or someone else? Do you expect them to call a general election within
six months of being elected, and what implications would that have for your party?
MC: I think it is likely to be Gordon Brown. I think there a number of people who haven’t quite
got the courage to offer themselves against him and I think that the likelihood of anyone serious
doing it now is pretty remote. Brown’s been ready for ten years, and in particular the stability
which he has brought to the economy is something that people will regard with great importance.
Question 4: A lot of noise has been made in the media about a possible Labour-
LibDem coalition after the next General Election. Can you confirm or rule
out a possibility of any coalition with either Labour or the Conservatives?
MC: I have made it perfectly clear that my objective is maximum votes, maximum seats, maximum
influence and I’m not going to let the party be distracted by talk of coalitions. You can’t campaign
for a coalition or a hung parliament, and I have no intention that the party should do so.
Students Assembled
every month. All these changing times just leads to confusion.
And thus concludes the rant, Manor Park
in Apathy Peace and big love,
Mentoring
THE PEOPLE’S CHAMPION
Dear barefacts,
Dear barefacts,
I recently attended a meeting of Student Assembly on March Local Council I am concerned with the pastoral progress that Manor Park
has made so far this year, both from its title of “student
Elections
15. A change to the advertised 2pm start (it had seemingly at
the last moment been moved to 6pm with no explanation) I village” and also in terms of the lack of a senior resident
turned up wondering if even the bribe of 100 free tickets to system throughout the court.
St. Patrick’s Night at Rubix would actually result in a quorate Dear barefacts, Perhaps the definition of a village as “larger than a hamlet
meeting. From the outset of the meeting the answer was but smaller than a town” might be accurate up at the Park,
simple: not even a bribe on this scale was going to get 30 On 3rd May, students will have the opportunity to voice their with 700 rooms already available and another few hundred
people to show up, let alone 100. disapproval of the inaction on student safety (particularly planned in phase 2, but where is the central focus for village
The governance review of the Union’s constitution has with regards to putting CCTV in the Tesco underpass) by the life, the village hall if you will? My previous experience of a
quite frankly been a joke, with Student Assembly being the current Guildford Borough Council administration. university residence was a 360-student hall, which had a large
butt. Only one sabbatical officer could be bothered to turn More than ever, this election will be about people, not central common room as a social focus, with a small bar that
up (the others “are out representing you” we were told - but parties. We have thoroughly enjoyed talking to students was open in the evenings and which was adequate for the
only the Union President’s prescence at University Council over the past few months over the things that concern them residents’ needs. The Manor Park Mentoring Social events
could be accounted for - where indeed were the other two?). and what we can do to make their lives better whilst they put on would benefit so very much from a large central
Meanwhile, only four part-time Executive officers out of a study in Guildford. The level of backing and support students social space such as this, and it would make Manor Park feel
potential seven were present. have given us despite formerly supporting other parties is more like a community despite the peat bogs, heavy plant
The reason nobody turns up to Student Assembly overwhelming. The message you have given us is clear – machinery and unplanted, grass-void areas that still remain
is because, honestly, what is the point? Motions means University of Surrey students want to see action from people, at our “home”.
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Yours,
NAVEED
Chris Ward responds:
Missing Posters
Dear barefacts,
Dear barefacts,
Response to I would like to express my thanks to the author of the
letter analysing my Islamophobia article for sending me his Have you wandered around campus recently and seen all of
Islamophobia article comments in advance to allow me to respond alongside the posters advertising student events and items for sale?
himself in the same edition of barefacts. Although he and I No? You must’ve been looking around on a UCAS open day
Dear barefacts, know each other fairly well, and quite often have colourful then!
debates of this nature, I will respect his decision to keep his I’m appalled that I’ve wasted £15 and the time taken for a
I read with interest Chris Ward’s article on Islamophobia identity anonymous. group of us to print off posters and put them up on the white
in the last edition of barefacts, though I must say I disagree He seems to be under the impression that I have put boards only for them to be removed within hours of them
with much of his analysis. In fact, I find it particularly strange forward an intrinsic link between criticising Islam and being put up. And the only reason I can see that they have
coming from a former president of USSU’s LGBT society. racism. This most certainly is not the case, and as he knows been removed (on Tuesday evening/Wednesday morning) is
Chris seems to equate criticism of Islam with racism, a link from a debate he turned up to not so long ago, I value for a UCAS open day.
that far too many people are making these days. freedom of speech as a great virtue of our society in this Some of you may remember a few years ago when we
I do think there is cause for concern with certain country. Everybody has the right to agree with something, weren’t restricted to putting up posters on a handful of white
interpretations of Islam, and there isn’t enough serious and conversely everybody has the right to disagree with notice boards sparingly located across campus.The University
discussion of these concerns around at the moment. One something without fear of oppression. Religion is not actually seemed more vibrant and alive with student activities.
of the reasons for this is the instant cry of “racist!” from exempt from this. What I do condemn, however, is when These days it seems like even the white boards aren’t safe.
members of the left any time anyone tries to voice concern. people believe they have the freedom to oppress. I can understand removing posters that were put up in and
It’s worth reiterating that Islam is a belief structure and set A woman has the right to walk down a street wearing a around buildings and walk-ways but I thought the whiteboards
of values. That the majority of it’s members have brown skin veil without having to fear verbal slurs from others. I am were the one place where we could put up posters! Can we
is, to me, of no importance. What is of importance to me is not an apologist for any member of a religion that believes please have confirmation that posters on the white boards
the values. they have the right to oppress, in the same way that I’m not won’t be removed? The £15 I wasted on printing posters
It concerns me that Yusuf al-Qaradawi, a man described as a an apologist for any non-religious person who assumes that wouldn’t go amiss either!
moderate representative of Islam by Ken Livingston, believes right.
homosexuals should be punished by death. It concerns me On the doorstep recently on my canvass travels I met a Yours,
that Sir Iqbal Sacranie, seen to be the voice of British Islam, man who told me his only criticism with my party was our NAME AND ADDRESS SUPPLIED
believes that death would have been too good for Salman “moral stance” on what he referred to as an “invalid lifestyle”.
BY JOSH BATES Education Funding Council for England] to THE MAGNIFICENT STUDENTS at the University of Surrey
CO-EDITOR give us additional student numbers”. The latter, have raised over £3,000 for Hope and Aid Direct during the
he claimed, could take far too long to achieve. first RAG week at Surrey following a temporary hiatus over
WITH THE RECENT application jump for The introduction of top-up fees of up to the last few years.
autumn 2007, many of England’s most popular £3,000 a year per student makes it easier for Speaking, Vice President of Societies and Culture Thayana
universities, including the University of Surrey, universities to exceed their quota of students, de Paula said that, “The RAG Week was the best experience I
are at risk at being fined by the government. because they can afford to incur the fine. have had for a long time. The charity that will benefit takes aid
National figures show a 7.1% overall “I would be in favour of lifting the cap,” said directly to the families that need it most.”
increase in applications, whilst Surrey has Prof Snowden “although I think it should stay Amongst the events that took place was a “Free for Food”
recently enjoyed an increase of 39.2% - with if you fail by five percent to meet your target event whereby students were allowed free access into Rubix,
engineering up 43.1% and physics 47.8%. figure”. The Vice-chancellor suggested that in exchange for dried food. There was also an International
Surrey is amongst many institutions considering the cap was obstructing the government’s Gala and an X-Factor competition.
ignoring the current government cap on how objective of getting 50% of students into RAG, or Raising and Giving week, hadn’t taken place at
many students they recruit, which would higher education by the end of the decade. Surrey for the last few years, and this year heralds its return.
be incurred if the university accepted more A spokesman for HEFCE said there was scope
than five percent above its limits of students. for flexibility under the current system, adding,“if a
Professor Christopher Snowden, Vice- university does go beyond its contact range it would
chancellor of the University of Surrey, is urging not get any additional funding from us. IT would be
ministers to abandon the“cap” on student numbers likely to be lowering its unit funding per student”.
– which was introduced to give the government Early in February,Tony Blair announced plans to
control over the financing of universities. give universities £1 for every £2 raised from private
Prof Snowden commented: “There are two endowments – subject to a maximum £2 million
options which could be open to us: put up
with the fine or persuade HEFCE [the Higher
per university. At present, Surrey gets 51% of its
finances from the state and 49% from elsewhere. barefacts. be heard.
Reality TV Gets the University Treatment
BY MIKE BLAKENEY competitive spirit to create an intelligent thought-provoking Professor Matthew Holley, Sheffield’s acting head for
NEWS EDITOR show. biomedical sciences, said universities operated within a
“The Airtel Scholar Hunt will tap into the growing aspiration global market.
THE INDIAN SHOW, also to be broadcast by Sky, will see among Indians to study overseas and will be exactly the kind “We recognise the substantial talent and dedication of
potential scholars battle it out im academic tests for one of of programme that suits NDTV’s well-informed audience: young people in India.
five scholarships worth up to £800,000 at UK universities. modern, aspiring Indians, with an expanded world view and “The scholarship programme will provide a very exciting
The universities involved - which include Leeds, Cardiff, the ambition to make the most of their lives.” opportunity for the department to build much stronger
Warwick, and Middlesex - will pay the winners’ fees and living Leeds University Vice Chancellor, Professor Michael collaborative links with India and should bring substantial
expenses on top a place on courses including engineering Arthur, commented, mutual benefits in both teaching and research.”
and journalism. “This scholarship and the novel way it’s being run, will help Universities are increasingly looking towards India as a
Producer, Aran Thapar who works for New Delhi TV Leeds raise its profile further in India and show potential growing market for foreign students who may want to study
said that,“Our aim is to mix academic excellence and the students just how much the university has to offer.” in the UK.
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Dr Russ Replies
answering some of your questions as your time at surrey draws to an end
Where can I look for vacancies after is to structure your CV in such a way that www.prospects.ac.uk. You’d be wise to treat like to check out some of the possibilities, the
I’ve graduated? you appear to be tailor-made for the kind of your conversations with employers at fairs as Careers Service has a number of books which
Throughout the summer we will be producing position you have in mind. Add a persuasive if they were first interviews. They are there might help. Taking a Gap Year & International
a weekly vacancies bulletin which we will be covering letter, spelling out your reasons for to talent-spot so the impression you make Voluntary Work are especially useful.
very happy to e-mail to you. The Prospects writing and the particular strengths which is critical. Take copies of your CV and keep
website www.prospects.ac.uk is another you would bring to the job, and an employer a check list in your head of the things you Is there anything else you can do to
excellent source of graduate vacancies. is hard-pressed to put off seeing you. Even would regard as your major selling points such help?
The site also carries details of specialist if they don’t have immediate openings, they as value of degree, exam successes, relevant We will be running a Before You Go Week
publications and websites which may have might put your letter on file. work experience and so on. Prepare to between Monday 21 and Friday 25 May.
vacancy information for specific occupations. drop these into the conversation at suitable The week will include opportunities to
Just click on “Explore types of jobs”. And networking? opportunities. meet employers, sit practice aptitude tests,
Surrey graduates seem to be good at this. It attend career choice seminars, have your CV
Is it worth registering with recruitment involves letting as many people as possible Is it too late to consider postgraduate checked and so on. Watch out for details on
agencies? know that you are job-hunting. Some study? the Careers Service website http://portal.
You would be wise to at least consider using contacts are particularly worth cultivating. It is still not too late to secure a place on surrey.ac.uk/careers
agencies as part of your job search. Some Your Professional Year Tutor or Personal a postgraduate course, be it Certificate,
advertisements are placed by agencies Tutor for example, may receive calls from Diploma, Masters or Doctorate. The key Can I still use the Careers Service after
anyway so if you are interested in the job employers who want to fill permanent thing is to identify a suitable opportunity and I’ve graduated?
on offer you will have no choice but to reply positions. Friends who are returning to or then get in touch with the course provider Definitely. Everything available to you as
through them. You can also use agencies in already working for an employer may be able as soon as possible. The Prospects website a student will continue to be available
a more deliberate way by contacting those to advise you about unadvertised vacancies. www.prospects.ac.uk will help you to identify after you’ve graduated. For example, if
who you think might be helpful. There is a Members of your family may either help you courses. Some will be full, but not all, and you haven’t decided what to do yet, a chat
website which lists them all according to the directly or know someone who can. A good it is possible to secure funding even at this with a Careers Adviser could help you to
region of the country in which they operate way to approach people is to ask for their late stage. One word of caution, however, sort out your strengths, interests etc. and
and the types of vacancy which they handle advice. Most people love giving you their try to give at least some thought to where relate these to suitable careers. We can
at www.rec.uk.com. Click on “Details of REC opinions and their experience of the job it might lead you. Course providers or also advise you about application forms
Members”. market can prove invaluable. Careers Services should be able to provide and interview technique, CV preparation,
you with information about the destinations choosing between options and so on. We
What about writing speculatively? Will there by any recruitment fairs of previous students. You may find that the will be open throughout the summer so you
Some graduates consider that writing to taking place over the summer? course doesn’t lead in quite the direction you can get in touch anytime. You can ring 01483
employers in the hope that they have vacancies Most major cities will have them with the have in mind. 689001 or e-mail careers@surrey.ac.uk
is a waste of time. The evidence, though, is number of employers attending varying if you’d prefer. There is no charge and you
entirely the opposite. Some employers don’t between 30 and 150. For a complete guide What about taking time out? can continue using the Careers Service for
even bother to advertise their vacancies to all of the Fairs run by university careers Every year about 30 or so Surrey graduates as long as you need to. Finally, we will have
since they know they will always be able services, pick up Prospects Finalist in the decide to do something different. Travel and/ a Job Hunters Pack for you in the Careers
to pick up good applicants from those who Careers Service towards the end of May or or voluntary or temporary employment are Service before you leave. Just drop in if you
write on the off-chance. All you need to do check for details on the Prospects website the most popular alternatives. If you would would like one.
Embarassing Moments
Emergency exit Juggling is not egg-tastic! Fall caught on CCTV
I am a such a chicken, I admit it, and I really proved it Why do guys always feel the need to show off? I was I was at work the other day and me and the other staff were
when my mate dragged me into the chamber of horrors in shopping at Tesco’s with a mate of mine when he decided playing around, trying to be the first to answer the phone
Madam Tussauds! I didn’t want to go, but my friend made to impress me with his juggling skills. Did he chose and putting others off when speaking to customers! At one
me as she didn’t want to go herself, and I thought I would oranges or something soft like that? No…he chose point, the phone rang and I ran for it, but as I went behind
be ok, but when I got in there and people started jumping eggs! And what happened? He was juggling then, quite the till I fell over flat on my arse! It really hurt, and customers
out at me I started shitting myself! I was screaming, and impressively I must say, until a little kid distracted him and were laughing at me as I lay behind the till in agony! The
absolutely inconsolable! My friend had to get one of the he dropped them all! What a plonker! Massive mess, and worst bit was that it was all caught on CCTV and a picture
men to take us out of an emergency exit! It’s strange now I made him go and tell someone so he could clean it up is now up in the staff room…shall never hear the end of it!
because I know they are just men dressed up in costume, himself! Think he needs to put his juggling skills to rest!
but I don’t think I’m ever going to go back there again! bf.features@gmail.com
20 Feb – 20 Mar
ances as some people prefer you as you are,
not who you pretend to be.
Lucky day: Friday
Capricorn
22 Dec – 30 Jan
A friend shall ask you to do something that
you do not want to do, and you must stick by
Lucky advice: Rock on to your heart’s con- Libra Partying may be on the cards, but watch out
tent! | Lucky day: Sunday 23 Sept – 22 Oct
your guns or the relationship may be ruined for someone trying to make you fall flat on
It’ll soon be over so just knuckle down and
your face. Embarrassing moments are always
forever! Your personal space is important to
you, so don’t let them intrude.
Cancer let the hard work pay off. Do not let some-
the result of someone out to get you! Make
21 June – 22 July one else drag you through it or you shall
Lucky advice: Watch neighbours for tips! sure you give them competition.
Money is a concern lately, but just learn to never reach your full potential. Bananas shall
Lucky day: Tuesday Lucky advice: Get the bus if you can!
live a little less extravagantly! Try something help you through your difficult time, although
Lucky day: Thursday
new without quitting before you finish the a bit of redbull may be needed also!
Aries job, it may be your life but it affects other Lucky advice: Party hard when it’s over!
21 Mar – 30 April
people too. You may find yourself apologising Lucky day: Saturday
An inconsiderate Cancer will bring chaos to
to an angry Aries!
the end of your week if you’re not lucky. Rise
above it, just remember that being charitable
Lucky advice: Don’t give up the day job! Scorpio
Lucky day: Wednesday 23 Oct – 22 Nov
like you are you will be rewarded someday!
You have a talent, don’t let it go to waste by
Lucky advice: Don’t look behind you!
Lucky day: Saturday
Leo listening to the wrong people. Don’t let argu-
23 July – 22 Aug ments last forever, get over it and move on.
You shall be rescued by your friends this week Use music as a source of motivation, jump to
Taurus when things turn out a little nasty between the beat!
21 April – 21 May you and someone. Remember violence is not Lucky advice: Smarties have the answer!
Your hidden past comes to bite on the butt the answer, so brush up on your smart-allic Lucky day: Wednesday
this week, so maybe you should tell someone remarks and give it to them!
barefacts
Apples Garlic
These aren’t going to be at their best until the autumn but Did you know that if you rub a cut clove of garlic on your
the supermarket ones are still ok.Whether you like them red, foot, you’ll eventually be able to smell it on your breath? Me
green or a mixture, they’re high in fibre, they help to eliminate neither but apparently it’s true… Plus you’ll have stinky feet.
SUPERFOODS
cholesterol and they even keep the doctor away. The malodorous bulb is a powerful helper for the immune
system and stimulates the production of white blood cells. It’s
Spinach also a powerful aphrodisiac [actually, no it isn’t, I made that bit
If Popeye was anything to go by, this has to be a good idea. up] and if used topically, it’ll keep away 100% of vampires.
BY TOBY SHANNON
This is full of Iron which is great for blood and muscles and
DEPUTY EDITOR
there’s plenty of potassium and calcium which is good for Herbs - Rosemary, sage and thyme
your teeth, bones and a healthy heartbeat. Some say ‘erbs but in English it’s herbs. Because there’s an ‘h’
WE’VE ALL READ the reports about all the magic things that
Again, if it was good enough for Popeye… in it…
you can eat to keep you healthy- pomegranates, blueberries
These leaves wilt down to nothing so fling them by the They have loads of natural antiseptic properties and
and so forth but let’s face it; they’re a little on the pricey
handful into pasta sauces or raw in sandwiches and salads. rosemary is good for the circulation and aids the absorption
side and unless you’re into your fruit in a biiiiiiig way, they
of vitamin C. They’re excellent with meat- try rubbing a pork
might not be appearing on your shopping list anytime soon. Kale steak with olive oil, garlic and chopped rosemary and sling it
Here’s a list of things that are lousy with goodness- vitamins, These dark green, wrinkly leaves are a little bit of an acquired in the grill.
minerals, you name it- these bad boys are packed with them. taste but it’s got plenty of iron and fibre. It’s best if you briefly
Then again, you can’t go wrong with a varied diet and a nice boil or steam it and be generous with the butter.Alternatively, Well, there you
piece of fruit every now and again. stick it in a stir-fry. go... a complete
banquet of
Tomatoes Broccoli goodies to
They’re starting to come into season so you can say goodbye Personally, this isn’t my favourite veggie in the world but that keep you in
to the lifeless ones of winter and say ‘Hellooooooo!’ to the doesn’t mean it isn’t good! It’s great for the immune system, fine health.
juicy niceness of summer! Toms are great for the immune blood and circulatory system. It’s not bad if you stir- fry it with
system, packed with vitamins and they even have some a bit of soy sauce and garlic and it’ll have a bit of personality. Super!
antiviral properties to help you ward off summer sniffles.
PUZZLES
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A special bumper edition of puzzles brought to you by our very own Puzzlelord,
Colin Everett. Unfortunately we didn’t have space for answers this time... oops! Crossword
Clues Across: Anton of West Ham United 6) Thousands of years. (9)
1) Seed; half of Ali Baba’s FC and Les of Newcastle 7) Reviews records and
password. (6) United FC. (9) procedures. (6)
4) Old name for graphite; 25) Sneak up on someone; 8) Surname shared by
lead ores. (8) annoying person. (5) Dermot and Michael, of Big
10) German city, in which 26) US state, bordering on Brother fame and Ryanair
the headquarters of the Washington, Nevada and CEO-ship. (1’ 5)
European Central Bank are Canada. (5) 9) Aldous ------: author of
located. (9) 27) Olympic event involv- Brave New World. (6)
11) Put firmly in place; ing sprints of 100 and 200 15) A verdict reached with-
country house. (5) metres, as well as shotput, out any party expressing
12) They’re at the end of discuss and javelin throw. dissent. (9)
your sleeves. Well, if you’re (9) 17) Reel Dave appallingly
wearing a shirt, they will 28) Office of one in govern- unveiled. (Cryptic) (8)
be. (5) ment; the practise of faith. 18) Answer; reaction. (8)
13) Cheesy London square? (8) 20) Spreading malicious, un-
(Cryptic) (9) 29) See 2 down. true claims against someone
14) The crime of lying un- through speech. (7)
der oath. (7) Clues Down: 21) Attract; lure away from
16) Mustafa ----: Character 1) A digital reproduction of duty or principles. (6)
from Brave New World. (4) a document, rather than a 22) Concur; support. (6)
19) Game fish; a singer who paper one. (4, 4) 23) Consecrate visible
can sing lower than bass- 2) and 29ac. Home stadium chorda investiture. (Cryp-
baritone. (4) for Shaun Wright-Phillips tic) (6)
21) A triangle with three and Joe Cole. (8, 6) 25) Provide food for an
unequal sides. (7) 3) Constructs; models. (5) event; make provisions for a
24) Surname shared by 5) The lightest metal. (7) person’s needs. (5)
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Codebreaker
Fill in the puzzle and work out the corresponding letters to
the numbers in order to break the code. Then work out the
answer to the question below the key grid.
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BY A. N. OTHER
The Food Thief fridays, yet food disappears every day of the week. Secretly, and disturbed. Well, I thought, two can play this game. I would
I considered the possibility that I was the food thief. I had lay out bait, a piece of chocolate cake encased in plastic, or
IT STARTED WITH a piece of ham, which disappeared from once seen a documentary about sleepwalkers, and one of an especially succulent looking piece of chicken. It wasn’t
Mike’s shelf in the fridge early October last year. He talked them would go to the fridge every night and eat without tampered with or anything, I just wanted them to take it.
about that ham an awful lot, and I got the feeling that he either remembering the next morning. Could it be me? I cast the Perhaps hoping to catch them in the act, perhaps it was a
a) suspected me, or b) was a bit of a kitchen-control-freak suspicion away. When I got back to campus after Christmas, power thing, I don’t know. Things took off right before easter,
(or c) both). Throughout October, he noticed little things Mike told me he had a suspect. It seems that after this person the food thief gained courage. Whole packets of salami were
disappearing from his shelf, another piece of ham, a lump of had left for the holiday, food had stopped disappearing. From stolen. I came home from a lecture one day to find what
cream-cheese, a spoonful or so of mayo. He continued to then on, whenever something disappeared, he put angry had been an unopened jar of curry sauce half empty in my
drone on about it ad nauseam and I laughed it away, thinking notes on the wall above the kitchen sink. “To whomever it cupboard. The nerve! A tin of green giant corn had been
him a fool. Little did I know, the food thief would soon come may concern, your lack of respect disgusts me!” and “I laced replaced with a coop-brand corn. As if I wouldn’t notice! The
to dominate our lives... In November, Andy started noticing my milk with laxatives, food thief”. He told me he had put cup ran over when I heard John’s story. He had bought a
things missing. His milk, lumps of butter, baklava. We started “something” on his ham, hoping that it would get stolen. Every chocolate cake to share with a friend for his birthday. It was
congregating in the kitchen, my flatmates and I.There were six time I opened the fridge I heaved, the thought of “something” in a closed box in the fridge. He had left the kitchen for a
of us. It couldn’t be Andy, it couldn’t be Mike, they were the mingling with my food was making me lose my appetite. few hours, and when he got back he found the cake on the
victims, not the perpetrators. I knew I wasn’t guilty, and I was The kitchen turned into a pig-sty, nobody wanted to clean counter, opened and missing a big slice.
pretty sure Anne, my best friend from home, was innocent it for the food-thief. I had dreams about rats dancing in front Last week, I was affected again. Anne had bought a box of
too. That left Victrola and John. Hrm... It couldn’t be either of of the refrigerator, playing with little dried up onion rings and chocolate icing and cake-mix to make me a leaving-do cake.
them, could it? Suspicion arose throughout the flat, giving the milk caps.The kitchen turned into a war-zone, everybody was The icing only lasted a few hours in the cupboard.That’s really
air a twist of bile. About mid-November, I was cooking up an in a foul mood. I urged the others to be moderate, is it worth nice, I thought. No more games. Food thief, I know who you
omelette, and I noticed that there was an odd number of eggs it, I asked them, to lose our kitchen to this food thief? I didn’t are. If you read this you’ll probably know who I am as well. I
in the box. Strange, I thought, I always use two eggs at a time, mind an egg or two disappearing, and at least the food thief don’t mind the stuff disappearing, I’m really not bothered by
never one, never three. Soon enough, all the flatmates had had the decency to never drink all my milk, always leaving me the thought of you lurking in my cupboards.What is bothering
“had something stolen”. a little for my morning coffee (which is more than I can say me is a seething curiosity. I can’t sleep, I can’t think straight, it
We discussed over cups of tea the possibility of outsiders for my brother, my own flesh and blood). has already affected my marks, I am absolutely dying to know.
accessing our kitchen. The flat next to ours had windows Months passed like this, names were never named, but we all Why did you take the box of chocolate icing, and leave the
adjacent to ours, I mentioned this but the others thought I knew, and assumedly the food-thief knew as well. I wondered cake-mix?
was being silly. Who would risk their lives for slices of ham what possessed this person, what drove the person to nick
and milk? The cleaner, could it be him? No, he only comes on other people’s items of food knowing how much it annoyed ussu.barefacts@surrey.ac.uk
BY BEN MILLER
UN at UniS
STUDENTS FROM THE University of Surrey and further
all of you for your
commitment,
and wish you a
education colleges in the south east of England who came most stimulating
together to solve some of the world’s most intractable meeting.”
problems at the United Nations (UN) meeting at the The mock UN
University of Surrey, received a message of support from meeting was the
the head of the UN. culmination of
Secretary General Ban Ki-moon, sent a message to the ‘UN at UniS’
the students participating in the meeting, noting the project, which
importance he attaches to connecting with young people gave students key
and how the UN inspired him in a fundamental way. He transferable skills
said: “To succeed as Secretary-General, I will need to work that prepared
in partnership with every one of our Member States… them for the day,
“We the Peoples”, in whose name the United Nations was and for work
founded, have a right to expect a UN which serves the and life, such
needs of people everywhere. as negotiating,
“That is where I need your support. You can build a compromising,
better understanding of our United Nations -- what it consensus building
is, what it does, and what it can do. In that spirit, I thank and persuading.
American troops,” and “that Jerusalem be made a free
Students learnt
international city controlled by the UN.”
“That is where
about the views of other countries around the world,
All the delegates reconvened to discuss their
politics, the UN and how they affect their lives.
resolutions, which were passed in the General Assembly.
The Deputy Vice-Chancellor of the university, Professor
I need your
Lord Hannay, the UK’s highest representative to the UN
John Turner, opened the event and sent the student
during the first Gulf War and the genocide in Rwanda was
delegates off to their committees. Students took on the
the event’s guest speaker. He talked about the importance
build a better
their resolution. Lord Hannay presented the best student
for an end to the spiralling conflict in the country.Tensions
delegates with prizes.
were high between delegates in the Special Political and
The project is run by the Department of Political,
understanding of
Decolonisation Committee, who were discussing the
International and Policy Studies at the University of Surrey
Israeli-Palestinian conflict.The committees were brilliantly
and is comprised of a number of events at the students’
chaired by Surrey’s politics students who ensured the rules
colleges, online activities, and the final mock UN meeting.
our United Nations were adhered to while at the same time ensuring free and
fair debate between all the delegates. Surrey’s students
were invaluable in helping put together resolutions which
The event also has the strong support from Minister of
State at the Foreign and Commonwealth Office, Dr Kim
your commitment,
aspirations in life. It offers participants the chance to reflect
delegates: “pledged international aid regarding education,
on their learning and contribute to various evaluation and
health, training for security and work forces, and free
dissemination activities, making it an engaging, inclusive
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right...? WRONG!”
longer designed using “onion-skin” stencils with ribbonless of the late(r) submissions. It is indeed a
typewriters, getting the paper to print and circulated around sad fact of life.
campus is still a rather lengthy job from start to finish. meetings. Plus also the occasional nervous breakdown (I Usually barefacts is all laid up and ready to go by the
Each week this year barefacts has held an Editorial Team kid you not). Wednesday of the second week of its fortnightly rotation
meeting on Mondays at 6pm in the Union Committee barefacts works on a fortnightly basis. During its first plan. Whilst Sophia Hawkins & myself have lorded over
Room at Union House. Here, all section Editors turn up week of this rotation, the submission deadline is on the the paper as this year’s Co-Editors, lest we not forget the
(some more regularly than others) to discuss the impending first Friday. Similarly, the print deadline, when everything almighty Editor-in-Chief, Greg Scott, our delightful Union
deadline of the current issue, submissions and ideas for must be ready and sent to print is midday on Friday of the President.
future issues. This can vary from feedback on old editions, second week. barefacts is made by students for students Greg has the unfortunate job of taking home a draft copy
things going on around campus to also improving the and naturally deadlines are often missed in light of study, of barefacts at least 24 hours before the print deadline. As
Arts Editors
Patrick Hunter
& Jake South
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Patrick Hunter Rachael Fitz-Patrick
Aqualung said I was holding this against them. Had they sold are new to the sound of aqualung, it is predominantly
ULU, London out? Did they not care about us anymore? I turned up a guy called Matt Hales, he writes songs, that actually
12/04/07 at the gig, ready to see an arrogant Matt Hales, but mean something to him. For every track he is able to
to my utter delight he was lovely. He apologised for say what inspired him to write it and why. His brother
I have spent many years being an Aqualung fan, but now everything that had gone on, and so I forgave him Ben who plays the guitar and bass supports him. It
it seems I have progressed into the somewhat frowned all his sins. Seeing all the songs you’ve learnt word for makes each song special, and something everyone
upon area, called an obsessive. This only happened word from when you were in high school sung live, may can relate to. Seeing them at ULU was quite simply,
after seeing them live at ULU over the Easter holidays. create a slight bias when reviewing this gig. However, intense. I could practically touch him I was so close,
It was after their first single strange and beautiful that my boyfriend agreed, they are pretty darn special. They and the base so loud it literally made all of me vibrate.
I became hooked. I have both their current albums, created a mixture of old and new songs that seemed There was no pushing, no shoving just admiration.
and awaiting the third (on order from HMV), its out in to fit together giving us a taste of the new stuff, but not
America but alas not in the UK as of yet. It has to be forgetting where they came from. For those of you who 5/5 | Rachael Fitz-Patrick
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Well… here it is, the end of the year and the Law Society has Surrey v Surrey
achieved more than ever before!!
The final of this year’s Internal Mooting Competition took
This is just an overview to all those who participated and place on Friday the 9th March at the Guildhall in Guildford.
assisted in making all the events so memorable and giving us The legendary Judge Bull acted as the main judge, alongside a
something to be proud of. barrister from Guildford Chambers and our very own Head
of Law Rosalind Malcolm. Guildford Chambers sponsored the
Mooting event and therefore a number of barristers from Guildford
Chambers were present. This was a particularly prestigious
Many non-law students often ask what mooting is.The answer event and the quality of mooting was very high. Laura
is a little complicated Williamson and Sophie Grew (2nd Years) v John Stanton
In a moot, two pairs of ‘advocates’ argue a fictitious legal appeal and Michael Cullen (3rd Years) were the 2 pairs that had to Law Ball
case in front of a ‘judge’. Whilst making your submissions to endure the nerves and questions on the night. Many students
the court you will regularly be interrupted by the judge with attended and it was genuinely difficult to decide who would Take a magical venue in a beautiful location; add in marvelous
questions or challenges to those submissions. To win, you do take the all important title of ‘winner’! The boys did finally guests, elegance and a little pinch of flare. What do you
not necessarily have to win the legal case, but must make the win though! Congratulations go to both excellent teams. A get? Our rather prestigious Annual Law Ball! This was the
best presentation of your legal arguments. shield with the names of the winning team inscribed upon jewel in the crown of this year’s Law Society social calendar.
Mooting is essential to improve advocacy and public speaking it was provided by the committee in honor of the event, Amidst the swishing of ladies in fabulous ball gowns, dashing
skills, which are essential skills for a lawyer. along with an individual trophy for a life long memory of their gentlemen in tuxedos and music from a great live band, an
achievement. evening of pure enjoyment took place.
Surrey v The Rest Congratulations go to all participants and to all who
contributed their time and effort. Special thanks go to the Christmas Party
Anyone will tell you how important mooting is for a budding staff of the law department for all their help and support.
lawyer.Yet little did we know at the beginning of the year of the Claire has specifically asked us to thank all the students that This year the Law Society held its first ever Christmas
supreme natural talent Surrey students have at mooting. This supported her in the organisation especially those who acted Party in the HRB. It was a storming success with over 100
point was hit home when all our external mooter’s whizzed as clerk of the court. people attending, and with games such as “wrap the human
through their competitions, coming up against highly skilled in wrapping paper”, it is not surprising! We hope that this has
students from other universities they used raw determination Client Interviewing set a precedent for future years.
and nerve in tackling what seemed to be the impossible. As a
society we hoped for the best, and we certainly wanted Law Another essential skill required for most professions including
at Surrey to gain a good name through its representatives.This those in law, is the ability to deal with clients face to face and
was achieved under the direction of the most able Mooting extract information and facts from them effectively.
Mistress Claire Boucher and her team.
Surrey entered into Oxford University Press Mooting We hold a selection process internally to select three teams
Competition with Ashley Bowes and Kristy Wright who who represent Surrey, competing against The College of Law
made it to the second round; Essex Court Chambers English and Kingston University.This year the competition was fierce
Speaking Mooting Competition with Phillip Blatchly and and we are extremely pleased with the performance our
Mark Gilmartin who made it to the second round ; Inner teams put in.
Temple Mooting Day with Claire Boucher and Sarah Maslen Aisleen Ward and Holly Ball- 3rd
who made it all the way to the quarter finals and lost to Phil Blatchly and Jenna Stevens- 4th
Cambridge; Weekly Law Reports Mooting Competition with Emily Heinrich and Callum Macleod- 5th
Michelle Morgan and Mishal Dattani who also made it all the This meant that we gave the best overall performance.
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Vertically Impossible!
BY ALFIE SIMMONS The event also serves as a massive boost to the RAG
week total for money raised by university associated
BLOOD, SWEAT AND BEER was the order of the day groups this year.
on Saturday 21st of May as the legendary University of The event was graced with Dignitaries, including the
Surrey Mountaineering Club took up an almighty challenge Mayor of Guildford, Councillor Angela Gunning and the
to collectively climb 26 miles in 12 hours, all for sweet MP for Guildford, Anne Milton. Anne Milton thanked the
charity. Thanks to monumental efforts from the 50 USMC USMC for organising such a great event and commented it
climbers, the target was reached in under 8 hours was a, “fantastic, innovative way of raising money for two
Originally conceived as a seemingly impossible joke, deserving charities.” Councillor Angela Gunning added
the ‘Vertical Marathon’ came to fruition at Craggy Island that it was lovely to see everyone getting so involved as
indoor climbing centre, Guildford. Many thousands of man she watched the climbers head towards their target.
hours were dedicated to getting the event running, with Special commendation must go to the marvellous folk
the key organisers sacrificing sleep, meals and degrees to from St Johns who were always ready to nurse the faint
ensure its success. Organisers hope the event will raise and feeble, the key organisers, Weeman, James “Side-
£15,000 in sponsorship for their two elected charities, Show-Bob” Williamson and Dr Chenoweth, and also the
Mountain Rescue and Cardiac Risk in the Young (CRY). ’One Mile Men’ - those fine gents who single handily
climbed over a mile each during the day. To
give you some perspective on quite what
climbing this distance looks like, it is the
equivalent of climbing well over four times
the height of the empire state building.
King Kong would be proud. These valiant
men are: Nick “Nick” Warren; Jonathan
“Danger” Chenoweth; Richard “Not for
That” Price”; Alfie “ “ Simmons and
Andre “Man of ” Steele.
If you would like to show your support
for the two brilliant charities as well as VerticalMarathon.co.uk or hunt down any member of the
your friends and colleagues from the USMC and empty you pockets.
biggest club on campus, who shed so
much sweat for their cause, then you www.verticalmarathon.co.uk
can donate online on the website, www.
BY STEVE JOLLY
A Review Emerges which is about 50m in length.At about 30m below the surface Octopus and creepy Conga eels. Thursday took us to an old
the visibility was supreme, much better then what we are Oil Tanker named the, ‘Um El Faroud’. At about 150-200m
University of Surrey Sub-Aqua used to in the UK.We all came out quite excited after a great long this wreck is humongous and really needs 10 or so
Club Annual Holiday dive and about the prospect of more of the same during the dives to see it all in full! Imagine the whole of the AP building
Malta 2007 rest of the week. underwater and you will get a sense for the size of this ship.
We returned to the accommodation that evening to be The final day’s diving took us to Popeye’s village. This 1970’s
AFTER YEARS OF taking the long road north to Western met by the owner. Who then accused us of taking 30 out film set (from the film of the same name) turned theme park
Scotland for its annual holiday, the sub-aqua club decided that a of our 32 pillows, opening them up, removing some of the has some cracking caves below its fantasy looking foundations.
change was due.After much deliberation the tiny Mediterranean stuffing and then stitching them back up with our portable Certainly a great dive to finish the week off (even if my torch
Island of Malta was chosen. On the first Sunday of the Easter sewing machine. Yes we were gob smacked too! After much did decide to blow up while in practically total darkness 15m
break and after much faffing with weight and baggage limits deliberation we finally persuaded him that it wasn’t us and down!!).
(over 1.4 ton’s between us!) the USSAC crew descended upon agreed that Martians must have landed just too, ‘modify’ these The final weekend was spent soaking up the gorgeous
Gatwick Airport. Then in much comfort flew off for a week of 30 pillows. weather and local amenities (aka the hundred’s of bars
nothing but diving, sunshine and dare I say it, drinking. Tuesday saw a boat ride out to the tiny Island of Comino and pubs!). A great week was had by all, including the two
On arrival we were met by a very paranoid accommodation and dive within some spectacular caves. The very same that organisers who managed to get a free bottle of wine each
owner who had agreed to put the 32 of us up for the week. were used in the filming of the James Bond film Thunderball. from the rather guilty feeling accommodation owner. See, us
He was only letting out 11 of his 15 rooms to a bunch of On the Wednesday we all jumped on the ferry and headed student’s aren’t that bad after all!
British students; I mean what is there to be paranoid about??! to the island of Gozo to dive the infamous, ‘Blue Hole’. This The sub-aqua club run’s diving courses for all ability’s, and
The next day the real fun was to begin with the start of the unusual natural feature is just a giant hole full of water which has a great social side too. To get involved and for more info
actual diving. We all piled into the Dive Centre’s trucks and at 20m below the surface has a tunnel leading out into the including all the picture’s from the week go to
www.ussac.co.uk
Baywatch style Jeeps and headed to the northern tip of the Mediterranean. Otherwise known as the inland sea this dive
island. Here we dived from a large tug boat named the Rozi included some spectacular wild life including the ink spitting
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routes. The route that I will be taking is almost
300 miles long. It starts at Kingston-upon-
Thames, heads south through the Surrey and
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Surf ’s Up
A YEAR IN THE SURF CLUB where we usually stay. We take our stuff to our rooms and
BY ANDRE head straight to Sailors or any pub that still serves food by
the time we arrive. Once our bellies are full we stay out for
THIS YEAR, the Surf Club had an amazing comeback! After drinks and go back to the lodge with the excitement of the
being on standby for 2 years the club is more active than it has next day’s surf ahead. 8am wake up call; not the friendliest hour
ever been. So far we’ve undertaken 5 surf trips to Newquay, to wake up, but a day’s surf certainly beats a day’s lectures so
including participation in the BUSA Surfing Championships, everyone makes it and goes for breakfast served at the lodge.
with over 400 students from across the country competing. Meanwhile someone (normally Stu, club president) will go
All the trips involve a nail biting 5 hour road trip (in the UniS out scouting the best place to surf for the day. Breakfast done, the wee hours’. Sunday sees a later wake up call of 10AM
minibus!) and some fantastic nights out in Newquay. We’ve we walk to the “Sunset Surf Shop” to pick up any boards (alcohol permitting), where we then set off to another beach
found some amazing spots around Newquay and already and wetsuits that we might need. When Stu’s back we head for morning/early afternoon surf. Surfing all done we head
got the knack for finding the best waves for the available down to the day’s chosen beach where the day’s spent surfing back to Sunset Surf to return boards and wetsuits, collect our
conditions. with occasional breaks to chat, enjoy the sunshine and munch bags from the lodge and pack up the minibus. Grab something
A typical surf trip commences at 1pm (on a Friday) from a few Cornish pasties. When everyone is knackered we go to eat from town and head back to Guildford for a chilled 5
Natwest bank on campus followed by a fun 5 hour trip to back to the lodge to get clean before heading out to the pub. hour minibus trip.
Newquay. On arrival, we park outside the “Home Surf Lodge” Saturday night being the best night out we tend to party ‘til Though primarily a surf club, we have also been going
wakeboarding! We’ve gone to Princes Lake in Ashford, Liquid
Leisure in Datchett, and most recently JB Waterski (next to
Thorpe Park) where for £5 (after the £10 membership) you
get 2 hours on cable. With over 40 members from this year
alone, I am sure you will hear a lot more from us!
When do we train?
We train regularly 3 times a week in the taproom and dance
studio at the Sports Centre (Monday 8pm-10pm,Wednesday
6pm-8pm and Friday afternoons). Master Nam takes the
main classes and members organise informal sessions on
Fridays, where the black belts teach and let people try
some things that are a bit more challenging for them (and
to push their training a bit harder!). Training with different
Captain Mike Martin recieves yet another trophy instructors gives a greater range of class style, thus allowing
after a fantastic season for the Heat! members to benefit from a large knowledge and skill base.
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BY MATT CHEETHAM
Football Talk Taylor, Barry and Arteta, bar Hahnemann, hardly any
SPORTS EDITOR international caps between them. Check it out, type
in Actim Stats into a search engine. It is interesting
COMING TO THE END end of another year at Surrey, and viewing seeing how low down some supposed
certainly a cracking finish is in order in this year’s football; top players are on the lists; they look good, but
nothing is for certain. One of the greatest league seasons don’t produce what counts; goals, assists, blocks,
ever? I’m writing this with five games left. Title, Manchester clearances.
United or Chelsea? Will it be third or fourth for Arsenal and
Liverpool? A UEFA Cup spot is still anyone’s, even Blackburn Age of the Team Game?
in the lower half of the table reckon they have a shout. Then Recently, when sitting down watching the F.A. Cup
relegation is hardly decided as well. My prediction in January semi-finals with a mate, we attempted to pick a
was bold, Watford, Charlton and Sheffield United, I had faith current world XI. After naming the obvious stand
in the Hammers, but increasingly it is looking like it was false outs of the season; Manchester United’s Cristiano
hope, we shall have to wait and see. Last season by this stage Ronaldo, Chelsea’s Didier Drogba, and A.C.
the title was sorted, as was most of the rest of the table. Milan’s Kaka, (interestingly three players from the
There was a battle for fourth and fifth between Tottenham Champions League semi-finals) we struggled to fill
and Arsenal, and relegation was still interesting around this the rest of the positions. After much debate, we
stage, but Pompey secured safety with a couple of games left. eventually came to the conclusion that we are in an
Certainly this season has been top quality, full of excitement, I era of the team game. The time of the individual has
haven’t even mentioned the Champion’s League etc... gone, ever deeper tactics and team play are crucial.
Taking any players out of the Spanish league for
Response our XI was especially difficult. The top teams have Teams with so many new players struggle initially because
Well since the last edition where AFC Wimbledon’s hardly been consistent, in Europe as well as on the domestic team play is so important now; Liverpool took time to adjust
predicament was highlighted, the Dons have now thankfully front. Many have questioned Ronaldinho and Messi’s form early season with more purchases bought last summer. Vidic
had their eighteen point ban reduced to three, apparently the at Barcelona (despite Messi’s recent wonder goal - you have and Evra looked dodgy buys when they were bought in
Dons took one of the biggest petitions ever to Parliament, to see it) and have also described other high priced players January for Manchester United, but what an impact they have
well done F.A.!! I have had some emails emphasising the job such as Deco and Eto’o as sometimes world-beaters, but had this season, once they acclimatised to Ferguson’s tactics,
Roy Keane has done with Sunderland, and how great it will be frustratingly inconsistent. Another under-achieving season and Manchester United’s team play.
to see him in the Premiership, and some mixed ideas about for Real Madrid has also seen many of their top players such This is possibly the case in world team sport as well now.
goal-line technology. I still remain adamant we should not as Robinho and Cannavaro questioned over form. Their era After Australia’s cricket team were beaten by England in
use it, leave the beautiful game alone, some people agreed, of the Galactico has died. the 2005 Ashes series the supposed XI best cricketers in
but there are still many that want the game moved forward, Who are the top players at the moment? Who will the big the world were sent to Australia for a conquest that saw
those people indicate that it is a success in rugby and cricket. clubs try and buy (will have bought) this summer? In recent these visitors ranked as huge favourites to crush the Aussies.
I see this debate carrying on next year. years there would be endless lists of world class players, many However they were annihilated by the superior Australian
countries having three or four stand out players. Now players team effort. Similarly in rugby, the Welsh side in the 2007 Six
Promo such as Torres and Villa are mentioned, but they aren’t even Nations finished bottom, yet with undoubtedly more stand
I want to thank everyone that has kept this column proven in Europe or at International level, and the players out individuals much superior to Scotland and Italy. The Scots
interactive. I recieve many emails each fortnight with new that are, are pretty much all (bar the three mentioned) not and especially Italians were more together, tightly bonded,
ideas and points of view, and there have been many great in consistent form; Henry, Ronaldinho, Lampard, Shevchenko, and their team play saw them victorious.
thoughts and theories posted from different students. I hope Eto’o, Messi, Ballack, Adriano and even Rooney have not Back to football, interestingly enough, not many Italian
to stay on as Sports Editor next year, and carry on my sports produced consistently this season. I believe in some cases players - World Cup winners - would make our World XI,
show with Barny Leavers on GU2, if you’re reading this in the these players have just not been on form, but for some it is again suggesting the team effort of the Italians surpassed those
new semester, get some emails and ideas coming in for a new because the impact of individuals is waning. These players teams with the individuals in this World Cup. The match-fixing
edition that will surely be out soon, shall sign out with a few are now involved far more in team play, tactics, running off scandals brought the team together. Teams have to begin to
final thoughts this year… the ball, passing, taking up positions to stretch play, not just develop tactics and team play, for it seems individual brilliance
scoring and grabbing all the headlines. and match winners are less important, for now.
Team of the Year,Taylor, Arteta? A problem England currently have is the fact that the Anyway, send me some emails of your opinions next year at
Following the (joke) PFA Team of the Year just recently team is not a team, merely a collection of individuals. The Uni, and here’s that World XI we came up with, what do you
announced, here, according to official stats, is the ACTUAL time between squad meet-ups means a team bond is hard think? Who would you choose?
team of the year: to maintain, and it is debateable whether McLaren actually
Hahnemann (Reading),Finnan (Liverpool),Taylor (Portsmouth), has the tactics needed in the international arena. If you World XI?
Carvalho (Chelsea), Ferdinand (Manchester Utd), Barry compare that to Chelsea, they are on the extreme edge of Buffon /Casillas - Zambrotta Terry Lucio (couldn’t single out
(Aston Villa), Lampard (Chelsea), Arteta (Everton), Ronaldo this argument. Their team is purely made out of individual another fullback) – Kaka Essien Gerrard Ronaldo – Drogba
(Manchester Utd), Rooney (Manchester Utd), Drogba match-winners, and this season they have managed a lot of (again, unsure of a striker). Kanoute leads the Spanish charts,
(Chelsea), subs would be; James (Portsmouth), Lescott late victories as one of these players have stepped up at the but surely not, Villa and Torres are not tested on the world
(Everton), Fabregas (Arsenal), Johnson (Everton), Berbatov last minute. Not always fun to watch. However there is a stage, Italians have great defenders but are weak on strikers
(Tottenham)… huge team bond at Chelsea, John Terry motivates and brings at the minute, choice is yours…Emile Heskey anyone?
The PFA team of the year has just been announced and the group together, and in Jose Mourinho, they have one of the
predictably most of these players were nt be mentioned. Yes alleged top tacticians in the game. England cannot compete, Fancy getting involved in the Sports section next year?
the game is not all about stats, but some of these players and cannot attain a mere portion of the success Chelsea have
certainly need more recognition, especially Hahnemann, unless the best team is picked, one that gels. bf.sport@gmail.com
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Angelic Cheering
Championships, where they gained first place in the University The Angels are currently training hard for this year’s
Co-ed division they have continued to build on their victory. Nationals in Brighton and have a stunt group competing
During this years Fresher’s fare the Angels recruited many on 7th April at the University competition. They hope to
new members (as we hope to do so at the next fare) and continue their success and work hard to maintain their
have been training them to compete at competitions ever National Champion status!!!
since. They now have a squad of 25+. Since September the
A polite notice
dance squad have entered two competitions
bringing back third and fourth place trophies.
They are also entering a dance into this
year’s National Championships. The stunt
group has placed fifth at a recent regional
competition. Furthermore, the Angels
entered their first ever partner student pair
to a competition and placed eighth!
They have also been fundraising hard to
Once you’re done reading this issue of barefacts, please recycle it.
Cheerleading REVIEW of the year!! raise money for the new member’s uniforms
You can use the recyling bins in your halls, or the
BY AMY REEVE and entry fees for competitions. They have
ones located in most departments.Thank you!
so far done a fundraising car wash, bake sale,
barefacts. be heard.
IT HAS BEEN another fantastic year for the Surrey Angels brownie nights and TV commercials with
cheerleaders! After their success in July 2006 at the National many more to come!