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    (CHARACTERS a Cows SISTER, VAN MATT BEETHOVEN. MARCY ‘TRICIA VAN'S Sis DOG SEES GOD: CONFESSIONS OF A. ‘TEENAGE BLOCKHEAD “DEAR PEN PAL’ Ligh up 02 bandome, however curently ale emaer Hs names CB £5. fim ich roel meceparwacy sae ja fipasnes eon eee Moyet deta you tea 9c se Maeuy ines! semecodie ee ae ep Sepaetoien, soloing cure, te Seek tottionn ee is Toi fc aed ty ey as [beeen bl nd clege tortures Sacre Sti etie weit cumin ee conan tear cuoetet me seen COTE Tage ie ees ete nt fn aaa eta eee dey Sates foe icine oat i So oe STEN ical Gece eee (ioc gts taal noe Pipelictclodecaent ont Tativepemeseet tee cca ae een tetera nee ‘ihe eu twh ok ee g z sadness an he let ov sound hat Fe ke she word "be SOREL My hand inh cghoure Tao war mb hin aa ride me ise sayped eed wo oy blr could be me: My parent eld 2 cents me eee eck him ay Lc da dy. hey po hi 0 BS tee mc us conpsn a cardboard bn. When my og ed Guat whcn hes cud ame ack and eveything went TED ser emer wwe wht com ole drbd a Tuet db dios Cbg en wooden eso dof atria fom im Shs) “CANIS EXEQUIAE” (8 and issiser are sanding bide a ter and staring lai wonen eros ng eee pases She eae bos of lgaees on of br pare ha isp ie cof) and (her ne fim (CB. Mom wl il ou ihe ss you smoking GS SISTER. (ising care) Wel when she Ses ope oul hve thc dene 0 bay ein am acs cemece ae Wan he backyard Cte on iene pase) Do you hk Should sy 2 prayeror someting? Ch Te. CRS SSTER. Okay. You can sy it (CB, Ido wan. GESSISTER Wal ie do (GB. don know what {Gs SISTER hsp mclodrama; Chae No one sing rg sme pe ae ah ther fies Orsomeching G8 Ha. Thec nt a whole lof thar acy CGRSSISTER Youre so morbid. What about his nex i thik Rou pay to Feat and ak hero ake him buman Someone we mec nd come fends with Co Wha : CGRISSISTER, Hecteis he goes of death, She uo gles of igamtion Is Wis (CB. Ob, yee Wir his wee Glad dha cleared up. Tear ‘cep ye poronalnie sight Lax wee, you go with 2 bind to 4 Baprht church, come home and proced fo cl Mom, Dal and fe tha wee wing o hell Becst we watch TV. A more NINE DAYS LATER, yous Eh, Miro the Dak. We cart keep up wth you! FIND. AN. IDENTITY, {Gh SISTER. Ve one ro elt (GB, What could you posit mean by shat Tm bys the same! GBS SISTER. (sem) Thats sehing o brag aout (Bet) Sse dopa ou dn tele we ey ie dT wo tel yf ve your (Ske) GAT hgh heel be big enue (She ge him «i {ky lhe ws poplar our faded hms ft ‘how pope wool tml how up pay thc se CBS SISTER. You invited our fend Ch. Aloe CBS SISTER. You areso cmburasing? (CB. You dreved like she bride of Frankerscin and I'm emba- in CBS SISTER. Shue up abou my drs! CB. rc i Ts chewy be we wai fine CHSSISTER. He was a DOG, Chae They shi onthe ground and lik themsches Conny probly nt ey ete: He wat jw fucking dog C5. Oh yeahs Wal, he was MY fucking do. So, fick ou CBS SISTER, He was my fucking dog to! So, fack you! (Bo) CB. He neve ed you CBS SISTER. Tsuppos be tld you tis, He dnb twas apparent He bly erated you, SSSISTER: Thace ou Bigloas SSSISTER. You a dithen!, CB. (CR. (plang) JUST SAV YOUR FUCKING PRAYER (Long ie) ch Sore, Hew yuri di ing Se snrms off) “NIRVANA” CB and Van it ote ad romnant of brick wall Nan is obi jon He of 0 CR YVAN, You wanna hic hie CB. No, Thanks YVAN. (Sing) Ks kind bud. You sre, man? CB. Nahr YVAN, ve boot meaning ll you — Tin soy about your do, CB. Thanks man. " VAN. He was good dog. CB. Yosh. Hews, YVAN, athe was ol fewas kg past his ie. ill — he was 2 good dog. I otly wane to come to your Fane parry hing, Sct was waiting ona deivery fom the Dober CB. What do you chink happens when we die YVAN, Do you meas ike, do bee ia ite? CB. Yeah, YVAN. Na, mani Budi CB. Since when? YAN. Its Kind of new development, CCR, Wel, what do Boddhises believe happens wien you de? ‘VAN, Buia blvd thar one of two tng appens. Ether you aerelomn or you dole ina nothingntss. Oud enough, the fre tne is punihinent and she ae reward. We Baldhiv blive tha the corpora bay isthe source of al slring ad raion From the body ine nochingnes,o ivan ithe fuck way oo (GB. Dont you find eh depresing? VAN. Liberstion? CB, Nothingne YVAN. I think Ti kindof like to be nothingness, Because even nothing isomeshing. igh? (He shows his hand» CB) What am Folding in my hand CB, Nothing YVAN. One would sy tht yes, But in tha nothingness 2 chow sand things igh? Pails and atoms and ven of thousands of 0 things ha we might a een now aout ecu be ong in my hand the mec of te ier nd the ano ey ie Ci oui one YVAN. Dara aight, (1 wh) Why titres in the ae i? Ushi about your dog? CB. Jas carious, YVAN. Dade, weal ave to eg of things ram ou hilo. Dogon remem when you and my str bard my lnk to coke {Ch eh Te nar only wo month ag own tha it would les oer being wall I would have let hr do YVAN" mas ped at you guys (CB. The thing wos Fock nay, man VAN. (ied Si. Yall ck CCB. Think you were about ro make point. VAN Tae! CR News Uk pe, YVAN. My pins, Chuck Be dha ie — ids go on, Ete with the sings hat have bec therein he begining Th ings sR i dean i th a shee thing Us defines. Nox shins or ther people or pets, Eke me without my Banker — is sl me sy Tack Maker Tho Th wav ik thing al {GB Tce mond for you bo COnefige) Pubic. (Tow igen) ice, Tine ng) nation, VAN. Couive been fd GR Hye lee you Kept ahs. YAN. Vaoked em, CB. You wha YVAN. Tolle ‘om with ome god het nd smd hat hit up. CB. Thee YVAN. Now my Banke nd ike one frie CB. Thats enol durbed, dave, YVAN. Well andl grief in dfn: way. CB. Cant be good for ou, YVAN. Dude Showe yo wo yi co mes wih my sic LAL CB. He how syour ser doing” YVAN. Shes god The dots shit he going er (Bt) Day Toit ih, Casa VAN, This convertion ic a major downey, amig. Dead ining snes, burning blankes = al sbatsenctng ape Ca Te wha! (hoy sen ade Ti igh ade oa) “WHERE SWINE LIVE" A picwngy loud schol bl ings ee to Ta tmring CD tnd center a wrering br bapa Nd to Hes exemey a d fasebao MATT: 1 my niga! What is UP dg? CB, Ninh mam {hy punch ear cer fs) MATT. Aze ne ging to ss pany un Sng? CB. When MATT. Maroy pens rou of ton en TAY of igi TAY (esos thre: He. hink Mosc you Rages time yea aint hee" Vanows Von? opr ten And ten gx sero) Ob, bey a Tn yah fou dog Tack rh Ci Voie Tans MATT. You col poy wie dha 0 get some pus, chogh ics are ices for hae he Ba sex Teper ha wr ed ths gl dha my mom Keke She wonsled” me far hots stag you can whip ups we eal Jetty pte aut, Watch and erm (pring sad) “Life hn no messing iy could ive be me Siping ea) “Oh eh, bake Tim almost hee. Thars gd. Hor el pod, Mom woe ‘ant this T lin none Wok ea carn, se dre sacks for animale Aden dag hats NICE Ci ey man wha do youth bpp when ou di MATT. Wel dats god ation Cm ld ou kl Ks something ve though aot ay timc And th wy Lee ‘Okay, wen you sae ie yo coming ut of thingie gia thas gr han you a. gh CB. Rie MATT. Siig sh) Wel I hink when we dew got Ik in. Thinking aba i) Exp es ns sno ut eh b Rie pl oa of od da bam.) MATE ian Nn he steak n ipod) MATT Sheath te of Hol ee Chara 7 1SME BOSS Te py No Py! ee cw ng ae hes eg hse earn) lig pn eer Wh ‘arousing och i Bary ht fk orf ed sme (Seen Bet touted Ch or ki ht icity hogan pt Thine Speen GESISTER anim done Wy a you 9 meno him? MATT (Conn Ayo aig he Try Cis Sg Wy ey ses ick MATT Wh wth ou yo wed ick my ke GSS SISTER’ tie Cl cto yuk hm tk poe he Ei a ning of) CSSsisTER aya Uap ke ob hen ‘ee cnn al gh Be ba ut hn tt nd ee) NAT (ghd es) Yas ko soup seat Shey ape Lig lr tp rah ad oe) Mari Anda etc pe ki sha IS Hs any bong ete fein Ee within ng Nc: ho) “THE PIANIST AND THE PLATYPUS" ‘Bethan was eros the aes afore crying his bk. (CB: ser ran on fer bi CWSSISTER. Hey, Beethoven! Wait up! BEETHOVEN. (To ims) Oh God. Despite his ying w et stay she catcher up him) (GBS SISTER Hey, dont kx dhote gs goto you. BEETHOVEN. I don, CBS SISTER. Theyre jus shoe, BEETHOVEN. Okey CWS SISTER. Where are you ging? BEETHOVEN. te Tanch pet. GBS SISTER. Wanna si tgetber? BEETHOVEN. Tim noc ging to the cafeteria GBS SISTER. Wher ae you ping? BEETHOVEN, Tve got. suf tod. CCB'S SISTER. “Are you coming to the drama club mecting fie school? BEETHOVEN, Tin no inthe drama lb, (CBS SISTER, You should be Ie ely int BEETHOVEN, Arent you the only member? (CBS SISTER. Wal yeah bur it giren me alt of ie wo work ‘n my aneswoman show in thinking abou calling it Coon fate Plays Do yo like ha ie? BEETHOVEN. (Tal wninereted) Sure, why 92 B'S SISTER. rs about + caepilie who Tang to cole igo a Pasypus instead ofa butt Tesoro 4 mepr for BEETHOVEN. Tve pote go. (ers et) (CWS SISTER. ‘Are you going to Macys party on Study? BEETHOVEN. rather gnaw of my kt am (le lates She call ot afer hi) CBS SISTER. Maybe we coli got ogther tis meckend. could do your tt cars maybe we cul gto a poety reading ot something: (Ne mpc) Bye! igh ut) 4 “sPoRK” Coferia.Lamchtine. Ts gin, ici and Mary eter with ther lance ad ake sat ato omy able ‘TRICLA. She walle,“ Wob wb wb, Wok woh, ob wh wskeowoh oh Helens Smite" ee ‘in Peon bar jb at die maps dont rs dont ow wr oe you spi bua” MARCY Ws Mi Yon Pest bara TTRICIA. No tenuate tte yr dea TCA. Th lot tot bis ZTRICUL Tgge and plena oGoro t me in i la Tate bel Me lit a He ge iene wh ti get tg MARE: Do ow ek Me Vn Peo sag JTRICIA. Wali eww sei then voy I mals be ‘ig cee AREY Te JTRICIA The ting I al hk sho God is punishing me or goth ne eb MARCY You age wit Calg evel TTRICIA. [Blew ho. You ke ha ly tld you igh air i happened MARE od nt "TRC To dit MARCY, Exon TRIAL rk ky Spaing of apy king? asc Noe ‘ TRIGA. (Curd) Sweie youve gone sop eli me th (Oth file aa ie naar or buch ‘ndpa ge lh of Si posing ome at ar ‘Salt de it ry wi ay oe eg ‘Jum th te Lc ber bcp: May pres 0b ah fom er bcigack and tyre ion, Ted et orm te tem nthe gts anion Sig ts) 5 ubconscioy, just beau I acking hate Freda Go I knoe Toy rg ery, Sealy, whece oe of i et el probe she ao bn hr Ee ood ee aout how te ep poling up he fd MARE tosis? PE TRICIA, Inward hve ohare bitch oe mt tie about how Craig wasp th her unde ler wh: a inns op hT ics ian IF batni ill omeone pelle why ssa ae? I mean, come on, Frieda. ie - MARCY. She ld met or day he wat on a it nd as thinking Hk: Wha? Yow cant x aying lange os Red Suny ope MARCY nd TRICIA, YOURE FAT MARCY. Tae Juri oo va and dea yor ao Lane Bane TRICI, And speaking ofr ishon sew i she ay ‘esting thai hats WWE: What el tat sapped terme Who wan jy dg (ian par ee eplac) MARCY. Canghing) bikie: Whar wuld Jes do TRICIA, Waly HE woofs wes hae yeast ith dhe nasyas sande shore SPANDEX! Whe wen Spandct MARCY, Somebody nods to explain "can we? flag TRICIA. Heb isso pst Dating ed ut he pide of the Tey By Tiny Comes Tn she's Cet’ Hic et wold ous MARCY. He would lt Dry arm finger Hi under the each daring pp is thar daa ae TTRICIA. “Toa! Nom wha shld we to MARCY. How about fis ibry an the pf hapines TRICIA. Marg I fet pth Bar scr ee realy nd MARCY” Sw yout am no TRICIA. Wal hel! Thee hows hing in his word so tout and yo pk he mes one eet MARY Oly Hs (ann dee ae) Teco ‘TRICIA. Wil thas sigh mre hacen [Taye son and dn thai) 6 MARCY. nto STC Nw: (Toto pla Tk po ok tutu Thrprcns gear tenon Sp eee (ete cane yp ih 8 Tr ma tr men) MARCH icp area te 1900 Nr fe who se US Atay cape pn, Card McA ded ee ce of cai wt ni he sng thud ft on ie gut ~ te cel Sarl Bet ving a ane mee ope and ek i eng por wich es hence ro pi ‘ete Barely asap sa ple ncn of heron osc) TCHR" a ow lo oo MARCY. Chey ace THUCA, an Reds none nny Bs? MARCY. Ne Senex oo he wal TRIGA. Ya hehe nas MARC. Na ee ws pa i pemmen cpio I cmenoy soot dng ae i per Erm AN oven crying hy eed Rh gad fates TRICIA Ws ing eB? NARCY. Shr pbc ou in te sho a TTRICIA tm nso ind, Why dant ya go he dann mao MARCY. mje) Ca ple ih ny or? Shine te en dg fase with the a hao oa ey Me hy le Uke al el pc fe arg sound arp cing, te om add be rea) ‘FRICIN” Mad Yu ERE sly hen ewe GAA eal hom (My hn gh) MARC. Gory Pt oe ang pa TRC Yours MARCY. Yo ce nig TRICIA, How dil yo iw al she gk? Ahn, ea pn enna ye dink tho usp ups prt day “Ihe os satpro’ twos nhc ce fn” Se cde ing be dy oe dy i wc 7 TRIGIA. (tia) Hoy la fy (hoe momen Pas his a a ee ara Sores eek etl peter tet feet Nad emp nt Serge Niele boa sap ears eee. sedi) fi pcs (Ph sah aro oc feted gh 5 nd sca cab Te Gieuttegsye gece ar Nik as pale "Rica enh MS Wh ane TRC Fc ony nel ei you dg ine CB. That's okay. a ee MARCY ot you iin wi? igen Seat iat eng Se wane Ric Wed he pe NMKCY. oni ee ae MATE lg) Oh it gy re aro nc Econ Pics ena hay ced Tricia laugh) me Ge Det Sayeeda ‘ric eel TNC Bote JIC: [oi ite pte Gases ath therein bee SiC Wel gel Reg ac dog {dn si ee oetigpeseaty Rich Sa MAE en Spin te joe sa JFRICIA Sor bur a what we hie MARCY Bog Se oe MARCY Yue pty ng ea el TRC Yor cre yr tae infec Same ome 8 TRICIA, (inst) So, Mat are you coming o Mary pare? (Mars aes ov cof nd en m sporke and i) MATT dunno. Gores check my senda “TRICIA. You dan een Knowhow rx MATT. (Feigning tarde) Very fan, Tiss. TRICIA. Tha ohay 1 ike ‘em dumb MARCY, You shoul! bing CB with ou, MATT. CB sid hcl only goo ge him bead ad lt him cam ‘8 your tt, (Te gr sik) TRICIA. Youle sig (Mat goer iff a bef: HE pine Daf) Wha id’ say He goof one and oes. ‘Mays hend of ate om is plate) IMAP. You cant ouch my fod eet MARCY. (With fer meat fal) Why 2 MATT. Aw man! Dont chew with your mouth open Ths di font (Rag emponre Look Thre ar gems al over Your Fema when you pur gour hand in someone soo. you son ‘nie tha oon fod: Ar en yo cw wth your mouth ‘pen lite pics ef gad foo, ed dh our sala i art Afpoucof your mou and onto other peoples plate Ks gros And we Tan ea ths (ie stnd and et Many and Tout string fe im) JTRUCIAL T dont et Ths isthe same kid who eto wallow in fh A viral hud of i lowed im evry he went tnd now fe ike some germophobe. And the nickname thing! + ite who cet (ARC. He docs. TRICIA, Tim so gonna have sex wth htm a your pry MARCY. Da you dhink CB wll come? TTRICIA. On yout, apathy ile aka oir empty rns gig neo es) MARCY boring) We shuld roe We shoul up with our {pork in har! and protean against [FRiCLA Fy ff fy ki kat MARCY, And Me Von Peffeomt CTRICIA, And. and tater oo! Who the ell wanes to et hee fucking things snyoray (She begs ting ae to ll er he ae MUARCY, Yeah (7heyexckwandy and dronnty clin atp te cof tea tae cling ‘They Bld tr rks igh aN nen) 9 VAN, What are yo wo doing? MARCY and TRICIA” Were tevlting! (Ty loka each ocer ‘tnd once ain str eghing. Th he to wching. They fal off the tain pure “A SEGUE I SUPPOSE” igh wp on CB, whe address te au Eile 9908 CB te arse ta edi, contig bir thea pel Tc ong by dee sat fe Gea bln cine eee, ne ICSE Aad moe met ge ae (Tinker sas el “THE VIPER'S NEST" is 0 Beran png Chins “Prue #4 in Mi Op 284 onto che hate Cae sit b eben and and emo oma Tb yooh bn aie vata Beer shh ps pou craed ‘bin CB peli ie gee BEETHOVEN, You noc supposed eben ere. ha inher have person tut nobody eis sapped be in ee wen ely goo. men, you aay re, ba BEETHOVEN: Chopin Do you mind if jus linen for le while? (Bethven exec) God, This s relly embarrasing (owe) My dog da He got abies, They, am, had pur him unr looked wr sacs 2» fn the Ineroe, és an acute vie infection. i+ rami ‘hough infeed sal, gues He must Rave Ben biten by some ‘hing ha. Maye fon oc. Bas can avec travels othe bt co he spina cond and ihe brain Then the i= tim ge ral igh fort and unconsolable excimer den spasms of the ont mils That what ence tem ale They cart swallow wats Another want for she infetion is hydrophobin” which of couse meas far of water" Can you ign nt ting alo swan? Th msc (Bohm rome wind We bad hin clad she wos pop. 1 fs it doc always works (et) We had «funeral or kim. ‘Wel, my ster and me di Ishin twas supposed oy some- thing but Teal think f anything wo soy Tj tod the. frome, tik a ition My bin went mum and that never hap pend o me bere: mean, thers aways something ing on ip thee ig? Een in che adbcoracios People meat to cnt ther nds don gt than dont ere vant to have ear und spans pues T was thinking by buying hi thar Have ome longo fel hi prsene dco weigh just feed me out 0 dont Kram na hve yu crt ad ‘oreone cleo you dic and you cas sop thiking show tn ‘nd wars happened wo them? ike oe stk he ord par andthe 30 moch deul hat you fet Be your head i Bpingiocsplodand mus yo tk has yt na cven here That mayb yout dead, oe. (Been slash down om te pana, making a cacpban chard) Wht? BEETHOVEN. "Wel ft that you bavest spoken to me in Year ace rll me “ago” orto dost my shoulder and All ofa sudden 1 ge a sean consciousness moncogie about Your deal dog whe Tn tying spend the nly moments of ny ‘Ey ds don rly SUCK. An you ce, thercrsome ising co onantt ths ctrmestion other dan an atemive Inthe, A Spe, suppose? Forge my Bune. Ps dont hit me Ba oul ie to sit abou you or your vacant mundo our rid ashe or your dead Rickng dog so why dnt ou pt ave! CB. Tere didocred your should BEETHOVEN. ‘Acoring wo my dott you did. fa shop ease Tae sping, you wise mya bchind my aca ld me that you wouldnt lego und id that and Tquote-— "Tike get Tap the as" (CBr Ts js playing around with you a BEETHOVEN. Tha male me ts otc Aree hn Houdlcigel baer oars eee oat Shwe merase cttas eee aeet Fe ert BEETHOVEN Rojo Ci Rati yous we ba esi pale Benet cok dp hae pe ccs bef Lineal finch ice cca ed ole warbrierdpueoureaaccprtseieines Ditech Gotten terse tell pean noe wl Thee we Sen BEETHOVEN, elt Wel youd opie Aad he Updo ene alone meanest aE itorges Ge tans eee ioe beckemner acta ae mrihesuybat wenden yal ng om sel sod Sepnaeeie mance eed Ey ad wach innp oe tar me yoestaeeso eae jn os Ci Poeddi as en Gakee came eee STi pun ered ene a eae wr a Se eae at a pane ee, Sth ‘nett el pcr Al Ted en op seid a mae Ce ae a BEETHOVEN. "I shink we both kiow why I dost have any frend (CB._Oh, doi beso melodramatic. BEETHOVEN. Youte in her crying abou a dead dog and UM being melodramatic! (CB. fue shut he fuck up about my dog, okay? (Beeloven ge up 2 in hfe BeCIHIGVEN, Or vue Yul hic ne? Go she shor you Apo phuran dot un ry ya big hiking ay ESE Bie Ch shad Chen itr Been eh hc at D pngBeon ew end Bg ants gh ing gee ge) hao finale CR Ne tad DEEIOVEN. don xe anything wo ag CB. e's just that ra sared of you fo ike, a second, (Beethoven jel ote kaghan) MEETHOVER, Fn ae : Ct Novo dered ic at Promine me you wnt ving spneshon AEETHIGVEN, 1 dot kno whet et one ewe) You San of ny bes io a weet joe dnt GR Who coaounn, bean The hoc BLETHOVEN. Yom C8 None Ate at ayy er your da go arse earerkeaad IEWIOVEN, twas mor at forme Ch. Tn sry nt we wee he Jo SEETIOVEN, Ths mom to (Cb, Sas ot bg a pin BEETHOVEN No wa i ping) Read ol wih you. Bohne eg a el (Bend iho) Tae : SECTHIOVEN Tm iin war bu olay rcs. Mesa hm le hn eh flog thn cel pal is aney) Ae you — BEETHOVEN. 1 dost know ve never ha 50 it would be and to aya ei poi. a SE dae sink Rik cient A oe elon aphigadiesant crore it my BESTHIOTESS Veh, [alas ound i pey ining ee See einer pe qin 2B BEETHOVEN. They gow heen CB. You bein in even? BEETHOVEN. Sur. There has be some rowan for having to ive eough hic. (CB. And you think there ar animal here? In heaven? | BEETHOVEN. “The wolf wil lie withthe lamb the leopard ile down with she goat, andthe alan the onan he yer Ting togeter and itech wil ea th. The co wl ed vith the ea, het young wil be down together andl te Ton wil «at stake ho. The nb wl pay nee the hee othe ces 4nd he young child pr his hand io the vipers ne CB. But my dog ile ving thing, Wouldnt God be mad? BEETHOVEN. Hevwac sick, CB, He coulda lp i (Ns fed ing abou ha fhe? oF CB, hw bk depres) You kn they sy a do ees Godin his muster Aca lols inthe maree, CB. (Chucng) Vacca. BEETHOVEN. Metoo. Cita tim for lng moment then ‘sik. He mand np and ws ser tthe ann He sts dad eins to ply the bas part ofa tong hie “Vows nd Sod ‘Beethoven sands and jis li atthe pinot ply the ble port — girs CB spn pomping Roem e He lsat him agin fra lng someat. He ges Becton nd bes ‘on lg and pasionatcly He pal asey CB see at bee any tebe ends and ext leaving Betven alte oe of er Tiherou) "DRAMA" Lig upon CB ie: Sb pfs hand Thi iinet ny be ore . GBS SISTER, Mesmorphos Tansformatin. Exlaion Gangs lain. Change Changing eat an cee cata. kof he thing, Porson apna accom ed fromthe silica he wc, pie cee “teats gt ligand 4 cere, No. Not x burly For bers ate a dime 2 denen ‘ested oi sho fr a day to tho dio el. Or hae wing gpd of by a dencate ld. Or hayes body pando Cpe chy Bm core and sated tcc a hep ome, std fag in fs noes ofan sy woman mt os of Fearne] and Vick VaR. (Bet) Tas wl ot Be my fe This CANNOT be my eI wl core play: Is not imposible. es jut never Been done before Ison mater a time yous If syn my cocnon longer change fom 3b tay ta aaalew ad ca fom 2 evlow toa dick and en fro dak plays val fac ter of tie A ne Nive wl sits econ «py Il es xmondinary rat (The igh fod a he pl i mo pub od ipo ep eon elf) “YOU'RE INVITED” igs up om Mary A sibrant rn pls wader he illo ing ing apart about we happen. At May diner ‘healing te ca (withthe exception Beha) etry snd portions hemes arvana he tage Arte get ter ‘mark thy tan ike tae, tered coun 2 pace Marcy. 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Im waing or omcone (Shes dag He oni dng beige) MARCY, (Renering sein Vn) Your ead thers ooking hiss on ny paren il Se shes ar ve Trad fie ao fm bw Chand at) s id CB sy anything eu he pom? ‘TRIGIA nie. he ourentconde you ner gone? Sor hon. MARCY, Tic je FIND OUT! Or Tl cat jou oe af ‘Frankie at aay on Mis Kain fe MATT. Oh, dade, ring ioe hee! (Bh nts cai es beoliinga pan pigs apni Wha he ak ora ee ALL, Behr cup CB) hat he ak we YOU ding muse ops Ma wah oe athena gs np hock se mp MATT. 1 hink you mae mil she fine pint the boom of the iviation tat aids No gue. Soy you came ll hs 26 bei bt yx ing ne ws oi a lm he Seams tac leh oon pat arate beam) fe We nn le (Lae um nea im Manca ol le they aw he wes termes cn {GMa tte ae sn pop psi an Ea kg in so be Ra (i 8 BENOND wal ere nd rin) TRICIA dy hor es ena th hows? (Se ‘soon phere Rey a fet oe ft sfc NAPE Se ont Naw tht hth, ep ae soig i BEETHOVEN In ening ck ou ns pds ed ang ie CB be ge mond hep iy) he Benen) Nt Dot Mat) yc a Geinadcand sb oon EE vn eing sop an Ue ga wae nepayan a ofa Ch MAT eit ling ro (Cade a tid as bac a spo Te ge) Sr ee yo dng man Ca png hn ih e MATE Pet (8 rb moe: Ar mam) MARCY Len oC SAN Date Ee HE yor end Bhim) Be pe Mt te va Tg nn fom i pd a) GATE CAD im gg hilo, end Beren) Co up ma ck (1 ehen) eo BE a wavspome Ch Go am i i AGAIN fon of sae Phyl gap RBS i Peg CB op ier ey GSETER No) Of wy Ga a VAN. Cauhing) Oh sy Gat MARCY. (Died Ob my Got MATT: (hn ta soc) Oh ty God. Tce came to and sey) TRICIA. Oh my God, yall | tink tm gona poke ALL. (Pscept CB and Tei) Me to, BEETHOVEN. (Saad t@ CB) What did you ort do? (think we net o get out oF here naw (They ra off, Tigh oat) “NOCTURNE? Lights upon Beboven and CB. BEETHOVEN. Tha wa avery stupid thing youd Ch, Wasi BEETHOVEN. You realize me cago hack to choo! now, doit you? Well, you can, but Tan (C8: Where do you wan 0g Ihave a Wecan ave ronigh Tm game Last go, BEETHOVEN. Are you on crack? Fin noc runnig away with You! never want wo sc you agin as ong es LIne noe that TATE YOU! (Beat) Whac did you think hat mold ac plik Did you not stop co think about wha would acee CB. Are you sony tha Ii i? BEETHOVEN. Yes! (CB. That kisel you otha ised you in front of them? BEETHOVEN, BOTT! (CB. Then im sorry. houghe that you wanted mew, BEETHOVEN. Wl hat mighty preumpous of you. (Pali CD fom bis pact) Hee made youths nn. Kall the Crores late Emin Be et eee me fine Thala ities Sake ea dare jaig pean BEetovin namely Ch, Trine ey BEETHOVEN odor aad re an 28 Sh hae te BEETHOVEN. Ton shin you can : Eh, tse op tel Tal tou yo mand RETHGVEN "Spf me hg! Sg or ‘ongacin my mouth in ont af very gue another ea tater youve don this tome! Wa mT ging oda? C8 Yow coud me. (Winon mina bet) ETHOVEN. Olay (Bech hos imeem CB ad hy Bin Ligh out) “THE HANGOVER” oad of roti. Li op 08 Te, Mery indi ae nd at rn sarin gate nd pally ye I diya eles ie hcp fr rye bn ered contin, MATE, Did that ely happen night ordi dca 2 MARCY. No. We dnl ad deime, Wall nn pase ut ety eon REE Nos mean the pt about CB ising tha thing st sigh MARCY. Tha happened to. TRICIA. Do you gys het ream? Shit, Tl ata nonmal wal time (Tiny woe manag) MARCY. Sonny swete. MATE a ap, Wesco er pice What ithe ips me or something MARCH. Tht ced put had ely god time wih you though MATE tinea, CB Con ot Who knew? MARCY, Mt hve you thvght shut wh yo taking he foot TTRICIA. Cerda) Dost MATT. Do you think they have sex and shi? » MARCY, Iwas thinking maybe we could go sea moxie ronight seomehigg - : TRICIA. Does anyone havea cigar? MARCY, Do you remember how you tld me you loved mn ae night! Did you meant oe MARCY. Ha iy at yo and go gn tl httpd eal ae TAP One Fe hl sam TMA aa net a MARCY. Sac yorad 2d ea ag Tite TRICIA, Letgo of mes fra oe a ATH Thro fe gut Gon nvr be tid Os in gpa Re MARCY. ‘Ayou sping? ee Bare NA TRICIA. I dont el poo” (Marnie ana min. Me pits op the bo of Mea rom and toc i Sinn oy i ees THICIA Hoes MARC Scr un vehoac wh th er JTC, GU ch ge HOTTA aac) “FIRE IS BAD" ih op whos ke bat Tei ae fi 4 bed it a ee Thon te oe of bet shes THE DOCTOR Ii CH ont do YAN’ SISTER. Well ikabout mutherfacing ime! (CB, Wal if cei someone wl stop geting thrown inc sol tary then another certain socom cou come vk mare oes VAN'S SISTER. (Warn) Sc dnt Sic dawn? CB. (Reading the sgn) “The Dac Is a YAN'S SISTER Boy she ewer, x0 (. Very funy. VANS SISTER. Lshought you igh iki. How have you bs! How sevenbodh! (CB. Breybodyt prey mich the same. How ate you? VANS SISTER. Tim gear. Tm doing relly well Tve taken up Uniting | know tha bunds ches, Brits boen rely good far ame ant made you something (She olde wp car but i at res airing a he ase ar reining er nds) (Ca wil Wt Thank iw Dt th a> ‘als soma ie unecessary? VAN'S SISTER. Arey kidding ove them! Tey kinky and you know ide VARS SISTER. (Mackin autoriativ) Bess is for your G8 mo sa VANS SISTER. (Grinning) Maybe you should be CB. When ae you geting out of hr ead? \VAN’S SISTER Assoom as can sy thre smple won: eis ba” Buen notin any ure 0 cashout of ere. The go me cm ret dg! Can? hac ayT LOVE LITHIUM ave gn ry CCB. Dont my hit ike ow Ther pope who mis you out there VANS SISTER, Those pple ou tht te ju cay a he ces in ere. (fe hin ou thi Did hat sound che (CB. Mage not much “love thm VAN'SSISTER. {mis yout {ink you should bum something dln and you ca jin me here! We would ave so much fn! (CB. Ug re Te Bat VAN'S SISTER. Haha So, what going on in our ie? CB. (Bled) Not much. Tim fling ke thee aes. 1 kod Recthonen, And my seis decided thes Wiccan his week. Bu ‘hav joe hi wee I mean she gone completely — VanSSistet WHATS CB. Wiccan, Kssome sot of poking dello. VANS SISTER. You ined WHO" CB, Kevan aig de Tied hi night a pay. a one ‘of ccna Although, iam the fit ne VAN'S SISTER. "Watwitoie, Slow down, Beethoven Skinny, otky Beethoven that weal make fur of 3 BN he same one you wer in ove wth, YANS SISTER. ‘When Twas eight! This joke, right My brother pt you upto his dda one GB. Nope: Tre tory VANS SISTER. Watt he, eo someting? CB. Na YAN'S SISTER. You jue kine him? Ou of mene? CB. Sort YAN'S SISTER. And yout okay wth his? CBT hin wo. VANS SISTER. sur ch YANSS SISTER. So, wha des his mean? EB. Tdon now. VANS SISTER "Did you ey ie 8. twaned wo do? VANS SISTER. Wy? CB, Becae ie Tei FANS SISTER.’ Major pur ofthis sory ate ming, CB, What HAPPENED: CB. Wel, theft ime me worn the music wom VAN'S SISTER Ar whont CB: Yea, and we wer eking. Actually we were ightingand then ewer ling aT juke ha : YAN'S SISTER. ‘And the second oc? €B. Par at Macys howe YANS SISTER. And people san? CB. I wanted them NAN'S SISTER Oh my God don tee chi €B. sit so had vo bene? YAN'S SISTER tes CB. Wye YANS SISTER Rec you dil someskng fer! Youve aays been 0. predioai (CO grate Fite we go YAN'S SISTER. Ie tr You know if te, King Bcionen somehing tht compey out af cancers Tene ee GRE ey wks ey guy hash le omchang Mee CB. Whe itn nox sige VANS SISTER" At you ming ou othe ca 32 = CB. dt ay ha LVAN'S SISTER, But oud nr sy cho CB. Noc not ying something he ane saying somthing Yan ITER Re rc hn te rough robe ry: Dont get me wong I lov ou to doh ba ‘alto imagine ou gis sho howe See aed shea, Ts dont se ih Now youre using wereonpon VANS SISTER: Sort Mie Manes, but Tim in a io sack no Ci We had x, co VAN'S SISTER’ Ex lcking sae me? (8, Yeah Alter he party We lta we ad se YANS SISTER. HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU REA HOMO, can CX, Jc case dil something ha | wanted go do dest make ‘me a homo. Tvesmokel por Boestt meas In poked ihe dank leg of bee Doct make mea drake le ‘head gis har on fe. Doesnt mate yous pose VANS SISTER. (Comer hn Wel, azaleas i deo CR. Okey ad expe YVAN'S SISTER. Are you ging wo do i again? Ci. dont know Maybe, VAN'S SISTER Do yn ave eins for in? GBI dont know. foe grown up feesionig everything I do, ‘When we were hi ietyboay may VOUT wd aha wat doing was wrong Ie made me to lfcomsaeus shor ce thing, Good gre lets me an hour get drenel ey se ing Tin lve hiking sour wh peopl se pg 0 what they ping wo thnk. And whet ised Ig fd one

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