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Friday, January 23, 2009 - www.gcsunade.com - Volume 85, No. 14
Student Night
News ‘With hope and virtue,
let us brave once more
Auxilary Patrol
S.N.A.P. gives students a
less daunting way to get
home.
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Features
Zumba
Aerobic dance class
may come.’
gathers large numbers of
students.
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“Yes We Can”
Unbiased reporting:
The foundation of journalism
This nation has entered a new age with the inaugura-
tion of President Barack Obama on Tuesday afternoon.
Yet, even as the new Commander-in-Chief embarks on his
initial week in office, complaints continue to ring though
the media.
Editorial Board
Corey Dickstein
2009 predictions for every month
Editor in Chief to check up on their school’s lows: a morbidly obese, sep- forgiveness and challenges
colonnade@ Katelyn Hebert games. Georgia Tech wins tuagenarian with bad acne all in the press corps that only
gcsu.edu Asst. Features Editor the tournament becoming the and a peg leg. Sexual rela- he who is without sin should
first 16 seed to win national tions occur anyway. cast the first stone. President
Ana Maria Lugo Matt Chambers championship. (Hey, a guy President Obama visits Obama then throws a rock at
News Editor Asst. Sports Editor can dream). a bar that runs out of alco- Vice-President Biden.
colonnadenews@ President Obama walks hol. He then turns water into October:
gcsu.edu Chelsea Thomas on water while leaving an wine. The Braves humiliate the
Spotlight Editor
Amanda Boddy aircraft carrier. July: New York Yankees in the
Features Editor Bobby Gentry April: Major League Baseball World Series. I win my fan-
colonnadefeatures@ Multimedia Manager Jimmy Carter reports see- holds its annual All-Star tasy baseball league (now
gcsu.edu ing a UFO…again. game. In the third inning of I’m really dreaming!)
Kim Brumfield Three liberal leaning Su- a tied game, Baseball Com- Former Vice-President
Preston Sellers Copy Editor by Andrew Adams preme Court justices immedi- missioner Bud Selig cancels Dick Cheney goes hunting
Sports Editor Columnist ately retire feeling confident the rest of the game so that in Wyoming. Homeland Se-
colonnadesports@ Sarah Giarratana that President Obama will the players will not get tired curity puts the entire state of
gcsu.edu Asst. Copy Editor A lot of unpredictable replace them with like-mind- or injured. Wyoming on Red Alert just
things happened in 2008. ed judges. President Obama President Obama gives a in case.
Lissa Speer Stephanie Sorensen Now that we have a new year
Photo Editor Community News Editor then proceeds to nominate speech where he announces Noticing a shortage
beginning, I will undertake Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul his plans to expand the size in government revenue,
Christa Murphy Lee Sandow the task of trying to predict and Randy Jackson. Repub- and role of the federal gov- President Obama opens
Ad Manager Webmaster what will happen in 2009. licans decide to filibuster ernment. Several found- a fish’s mouth and finds
colonnadeads@ Since January is almost past, the Cowell nomination after ing fathers roll over in their $1,174,349,565,238.71.
gcsu.edu Tyler Anderson I will begin in February. he criticizes their singing as graves. Liberals point to this November:
Business Manager February: sounding like a cat falling off as proof of Barack Obama Britney Spears has another
Claire Dykes Dennis Kucinich, the per- the Empire State Building. performing a brief resurrec- very public breakdown. Pres-
Asst. News Editor Macon McGinley petual Presidential candi- President Obama heals a tion. His poll numbers soar. ident Obama is waiting at the
Faculty Adviser date, announces his candida- blind man. August: barber shop for her where he
cy for the 2012 Democratic May: Former Republican Vice- proceeds to cast out her de-
nomination for President. He After over half a year of Presidential candidate, Sarah mon. He has single-handedly
claims the Obama adminis- single-handedly trying to Palin, mauls Tina Fey in a saved the world from seeing
tration has had a disastrous improve his legacy, former New York City parking lot. Britney Spears bald again.
first eleven days. President George W. Bush fi- Immediately following the Following President
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Barack Obama notices that he looks at his poll numbers obvious “pit bull with lip- ing Iraq on Thanksgiving
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you believe we have made The NCAA men’s basket- Clinton allows her husband, Vice-President Joe Biden ending global warming,
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concerning alcoholic bever- computers to check facebook in 1998. The conditions the Obama. President Obama genocide and the BCS.
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October 31, 2008 Opinion The Colonnade 7
No, My fiance just finished a final exam that took him four hours to complete.
What’s wrong with this picture? He’s an undergraduate! Professors shouldn’t
other reason be able to do that.
16%
I HATE R!!!! It is the dumbest computer program and it won’t download,
and I HATE MATH!!! I also hate how the website is saying my name is not
my name....NEW FLASH: I KNOW MY NAME!!!!!! ERRRRRRR!
No,
People above me shouldn’t be so d*** loud when they’re having sex!
I am tranferring No, I graduated
5% 5%
If you see the trash is full - EMPTY IT!!!!
choices for Homecoming Clean your freakin’ dishes. It doesn’t take very long to put them in the dish-
washer.... Jeez.
(Cartel and Shop Boyz)?
• Yes Yummy, coffee... I can’t live without you.
• No
• Indifferent
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Features
Friday, January 23, 2009
The Colonnade’s Guide to Art and Entertainment
www.gcsunade.com Section Editor, Amanda Boddy
Touching documentary
educates students on MD
byClaire Dykes SU’s special education cohort and will be
Staff Reporter enrolled again in the fall of 2009. He took
the past year off to travel with the Darius
Darius Weems rolled out of Athens, Ga. Goes West group.
for the first time in his fifteen years of life in “Seeing this group work so hard to raise
the summer of 2005 with the help of his 11 money for this disease is really inspiring for
best friends, a wheelchair and a video cam- all the special education cohort,” said Lauren
era. Their goal: to make it to California and Hyman, special education major. “It makes
show Weems’ wheelchair on MTV’s show us feel like we can do have the same impact
“Pimp My Ride.” on the kids we’re teaching in our placements
Both the senior and junior special educa- and the kids we’ll work with after we gradu-
tion GCSU cohorts attended the showing ate.”
of the “Darius Goes West” film along with The film has won many awards including
Weems and his crew in Arts and Sciences the Audience Choice Award in the Atlanta
auditorium Friday, Jan. 16. Film Festival, Best Documentary in the Ox-
Weems is afflicted with Duchenne mus- ford Film Festival and the Best Documen-
cular dystrophy, a disease affecting one in tary in the Longbaugh Film Festival, along
3,500 males. Duchenne muscular dystrophy with more than ten others.
is one of nine types of MD. The cause is Weem’s brother, Mario, died of DMD at
an absence of dystrophin and is diagnosed 19. Both of the boys along with the 11 males
in children between the ages of two and six in the film, attended Project REACH, a sum-
who have problems walking, have weaken- mer camp provided by Volunteer Services in
ing muscles and have enlarged calves. By Athens. Mario asked Logan to watch out for
the age of ten, Duchenne restricts its victims Darius, which lead to the group of 11 form-
to a wheelchair. ing such a close bond.
Since the journey, “Darius Goes West,” DVDs are being distributed international-
has sold thousands of copies. The film is ly to countries such as France, Greece, Eng-
made up of clips from the road. The goal land, South Korea and Iran. Through these
of the group this year is to sell one million sales and other contributions, the group has
DVDs. All of the proceeds go to benefit raised two million dollars since the trip.
DMD research. To help out with the Weem’s efforts to
“We saw how much the film affected make the world more aware of DMD, visit
MD,” Weems said. www.dariusgoeswest.com to buy memora-
John Harmon, one of the members of bilia, to donate or to learn more.
Weem’s team, was previously a part of GC-
Sports
Friday, January 23, 2009
The Colonnade’s Guide to Athletics and Recreation
www.gcsunade.com Section Editor, Preston Sellers
STOP
Basketball (W): tors’ quarterback, had a subpar game statis-
cat men’s basketball team
Jan. 24 2 p.m. USC-Aiken tically, but carried the team to victory with
sheer determination. (AP) this season. GCSU is 5-1 in
these games.
14 The Colonnade Sports January 23, 2009
On Wednesday, January, ordinance and the special book store to open sooner
21st. The members of SGA use permit, an open forum before classes start after a
convened for the first sen- with President Leland, as long break. Also, the Stu-
ate session of the year. This well as many other events, dent Services committee is
session differed from most actions, and legislations. attempting to get Brooks
as instead of being held in Several of last semesters and Brew in the library to
the Student Center at Mag- largest projects remain in stay open longer during fi-
nolia Ballroom it was in- progress. SGA’s “Study nals week. This committee
stead held at Milledgeville Week” resolution, which is also working on getting
city hall. In this session, calls for no tests to be due more businesses downtown
the members of SGA re- or scheduled during the to accept Cast Cash, and
called the accomplishments week before finals, was Pig and the Pit may soon
of the previous semester brought before the Uni- do so. The Public Relations
and laid out their goals for versity Senate’s Academic committee is looking into
the months to come. Policy committee. There it having live music on front
Examples of the Senate’s was met with some opposi- campus and renting mock
accomplishments last year tion and has been sent back “Sumo Suits”. On the less
include, but are certainly to SGA for more research glamorous side, SGA is
not limited to, drafting sev- and revision. attempting to work with
eral major resolutions on is- Beyond the continuing Plant Operations to obtain
sues ranging from smoking work on this resolution and higher quality toilet paper
to testing, allocating funds a few other projects, SGA’s on campus.
to many successful events various committees have The Student Government
and organizations, working come up with several plans of GCSU is highly optimis-
on regulating student fees, and ideas to help the stu- tic about this upcoming
a massive text book req- dent body. A newly formed year and will continue to
uisition campaign, which Ad-hoc committee has do all in its power to serve
saved students a substantial been formed that will con- the interests of the student
amount of money, working centrate on working to have body.
with the city on the housing University Housing and the
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