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UNINTEGRITY
IN THIS ISSUE:
•ART DARKSTORM
•THE QUESTIONABLE ETHICS
OF NANCY GRACE
•THE DEFINITIVE SISTER–PSYCH
INTERVIEW
• INDIA’S GAYZE
• FROM TORONTO WITH LOVE
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EDITORIAL
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STONG COLLEGE
Stong Spartans, I’ve got two words for you: Intramural Sports. Every year Stong takes I’d like to welcome all the new students and welcome back all of my old friends. Before
part in the intramurals sports program here at York. We compete in a variety of differ- I explain the events coming this year, I’d like to tell all new students what Stong is all
ent sports against the other colleges to prove that we are the biggest and baddest! Intra- about, and to all returning students, you should read this too, because its about you ;)
murals are the easiest way to get involved in both the Stong and York Community, and
its free to play! We have gender specific sports as well as co-ed sports to get everyone The Stong College community is a fun and inclusive place. We have room for everyone,
interacting. Most of the sports have a tier 1 and tier 2 option. Tier 1 is for more com- no matter where you come from and what you like to do.
petitive play, and Tier 2 is for people who want to try out a new sport and goof around,
or just have fun! It’s also an awesome way to keep up a healthy lifestyle during school. We are informative when you need information;
We are supportive when you need support;
Here are another two words for you: The Torch. The Torch is the biggest and baddest
award for athletics at York. The more intramurals we play, the better the chance of We are competitive when you want to compete;
bringing home The Torch for a second year in a row! Last year we brought The Torch We are relaxed when you want to relax;
back to where it belongs and we aren’t about to let it go. So for the 2010-2011 school
year we want YOU to come out and give us a hand. And like I said, you can come out We are studious when you want to study;
to compete like the killer athlete you are, OR you can come out and have fun with your We are exciting when you want excitement;
fellow students!
We are friendly when you want a friend;
We also have an awesome duo to lead the way to The Torch, our Stong Athletic Rep’s. We are a jerk… but not to you… or anyone;
One of last year’s reps, Jamie JB Sumner is back for his second year in the Athletics
position. He helped Stong win the torch, we weren’t about to let him go! Then we have We are what you want, when you want it (except Jerks)
Tori J Wilcox, who played as many sports as possible last year and even got the honour
of receiving the Stong ‘I’ve Got Your Back’ athletic award. We’ve got a great group of Now that you know a little more about the people you’ll be meeting at Stong, you’ll
people to dedicate their passion of sports to take the ultimate victory and prove we are need to know what we do.
the best. So are you in?
NEW TO STONG COLLEGE THIS YEAR:
Just to give you an idea of what sports you have to choose from (and you can literally Student Lounge: Room 112 in Stong College has been converted into a lounge for
choose to play every single one… unless the gender isn’t specific to you), students! The lounge will be full of couches, video games, a foosball table, board games,
and plenty of space to chill. So PLEASE come spend your time between classes with us
HERE IS A LIST OF THIS YEAR'S INTRAMURALS: in the brand new Stong Student Lounge.
Terry Fox Runi Men’s Indoor Soccer Dominican Student Sponsorship: We’ve taken on sponsorship of a student in the Do-
Women’s Flag Football Men’s Basketball minican Republic who is studying Education at university. We are hosting a series of
Men’s Flag Football Women’s Basketball fundraiser throughout the year to support the cause.
Coed Flag Football Swim Meet
Slow-Pitch Badminton Tournament Niagara Trip: This November we will be heading south to the exotic wonder of the
Tennis Squash Tournament world for a weekend of fun and site seeing, you will all be notified in advance of ticket
European Handball Rage Volleyball* sales.
Outdoor Soccer Women’s Volleyball
Coed Volleyball Men’s Volleyball Curling and Lacrosse: The intramural program is trying out these two sports this year
Inner-tube Water Polo 3 on 3 Hockey in addition to the 20+ others.
Dodgeball League Ball Hockey
Rage Dodgeball* Ice Hockey RETURNING TO STONG COLLEGE:
Coed Basketball Broomball All the wonderful intramurals back as well as our volunteer programs, KIDS DAY, and
Coed Indoor Soccer Shadow a Yorkie. As far as social programming, we are glad to welcome back Formal,
Blue Mountain, Paintball, Acoustic Night, Yuk Yuks and Free Hot Chocolate Week.
*Rage events are an all-nighter tournament.
We have lots of great resources for all Stong students so please come visit us in our of-
fice, room 106A or the Stong Student Lounge in room 112!
All of the sports are listed, for the most part, in order of how they happen throughout
the year. So how do you sign up? Whenever a new sport is approaching we have sign up
sheets on the bulletin board in Stong College down the hall from our Stong Council iTERRY FOX RUN
Student Government room, room 106; right beside the Orange Snail restaurant. So Attention Stong students! The annual Terry Fox Run is being hosted by York University on
come by and sign up for AS MANY sports as you’d like. Sunday, September 19th, 2010. We here at Stong Athletics want to see YOU out supporting
an amazing cause. Here is your chance to start the school year off right by interacting with your
If you have any questions about anything above, just email your Stong Athletic Reps, fellow students, keeping fit, and raising awareness! Stong also gets points towards The Torch
Jamie JB Sumner and Tori J Wilcox at stongahtletics@hotmail.com. Don’t be a stranger, when you participate. Registry for the run starts at 9AM on Sunday, September the 19th at the
we’re here to help! Northwest Gate, just North of the Tait McKenzie centre. The actual run starts at 10AM. You
can choose to run, walk, bike or even rollerblade.
Also join our Stong Athletic’s facebook group at Stong Athletics 2010-2011. And If you have any questions contact your Stong Athletic Reps, Jamie Sumner and Tori Wilcox at:
remember, THE TORCH LIVES HERE! GO STONG SPARTANS! stongathletics@hotmail.com!
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ART DARKSTORM*
Over a weekend-long engagement in June, the curtains drew back to reveal an un-
expected spectacle of a magnitude never before seen in this city. And boy! Was it
Brechtian! With interactive (breakable) scenery, cardboard cut–out politicians,
pre-scripted media responses, an authentically fake lake, and a gang of the most force-
ful ushers that have ever laid their mitts on you. They certainly got you to your seats
before you could even whip out your ticket.
I was excited for the show. In fact, I had balcony seats. A few days before the festival
began, I got a call from my pal Billy Blair, chief of police. I knew Billy from back in our
days at the police academy. Sure, we never saw things eye–to–eye, more like boot–to–
face; I specialized in Philosophy of Law, and he specialized in kicking the shit out of
me. But things are different when you are a kid. When I saw Old Bill, over a top–se-
cret luncheon, I knew something was bugging him.
I said, “What’s put you in the dumps Billyboy? Wife not giving you the ol’ one–two–
squirt before bed these days?”
Here he winked. Although I am quite open and liberal about my cosmology, my sexu-
“I’m sure you’ve all heard the old wives’ tale that no hypnotized subject ality is not nearly as free. “Bill,” I said, “I’m flattered. But no thanks. I like you, but not
like that.”
may be forced to do that which is repellent to his moral nature, what-
ever that may be. Nonsense of course.” He asked, “Can you club?”
—Dr. Yen Lo
I said, “I don’t swing that way.”
T here is nothing more troubling than seeing your own face printed on the front
page of the city dailies, especially when paired with the damning tagline “TO-
RONTO’S MOST WANTED.” Under my ugly mug was a list of offences commit-
I was not willing to be roped into Bill Blair’s government–sponsored gang–bang. It
was decided that I was to be a sniper in an elevated position. Of course, my personal
code of morals does not allow me to kill another person, so I privately decided not
ted on the riotous streets during Toronto’s G20 stint. As an enforcer of law, order, to shoot anyone, but rather to observe and take notes, and perhaps devise a Socratic
and rigourous rationality, my public denunciation came as quite the surprise. Doubly dialogue or two.
surprising because I was working for the police during the time of my alleged crimes.
Hell, I nearly spat out my coffee as if I was some sort of cartoon detective. But I am I should have known not to accept free seats. The station they sat me in was far
not a cartoon. I am a serious investigator into all matters legal, ethical, aesthetic, and from the action. The balcony was obstructed by a pillar of salt. I was forced to move
metaphysical. I am a Philosophical Inspector. My name is Art Darkstorm and I am an out onto the streets.
outlaw, apparently.
When I got down to where the action was, a policeman asked to search my bag. “But
Some readers may recall my article probing into the invisible theatre which blankets I’m one of you,” I objected. He just shot me a strange look and asked again. I complied.
Toronto, occluding our city’s true reality from breaking into our food–work–sleep–&–
sex perceptions of everyday life. My report proved inconclusive—because really, it’s In the bag he found a bottle of water and a copy of Sartre’s Being and Nothingness. He
a pretty bold claim!—but that doesn’t mean that my theory was all that far off. We said, “You can’t take this unidentifiable liquid with you...it could be anything.” Before
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ART DARKSTORM*
I could dissent to this ludicrous restriction, he was flipping through my book. I suspect
he must have opened to the page which says, “Man is condemned to be free; because
once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does,” because a
zapped–out look of horror and confusion grew on his face like living fungus over dead
wood. He did not take my water bottle, he let me by.
After realizing what capitalist dreck was stuck to my boot, I loudly and not–very-
succinctly cursed the bourgeoisie apparatus. I swore to High Harper. The next thing
I knew, a black mass of hate tackled me to the ground and shoved his knee onto the
back of my neck, squashing me into the pavement.
From there I was thrown into a van and forcibly held
face–down to the floor. When the pain subsided, I
spoke in a clear voice, “My name is Art Darkstorm. I
am one of you.”
While the lesser officials were silent, Harper spoke. dream one struggles to recount over breakfast. Men in green uniforms rushed out from
“Mr. Darkstorm, the future of Canadian Thought behind the shadows of the busted–up Harperbot. They grabbed me and brought me to
Sanitation rests on your bare shoulders. You must some kind of screening room. I remember only images of pyramids, police cars, broken
justify our expenditure. We need you to service us. glass, fire. And the eyes. The horrible kaleidoscope compound eyes aimed right at me,
We need you to enflame the loins of national safety. issuing commands that I could not understand on any logical level. Then, a blackness.
We need you to be an Agent Provocateur.”
The next thing I knew I was standing in front of a flaming police cruiser. I looked out
What is it about being a Conservative that inclines of a narrow slit, evidently I was wearing a mask, to see I was dressed in all black. This
one towards homosexual activity in shadowy rooms? is not my usual fashion sense, I am more of a khaki guy. So I ran, I ran, and shed my
By this time I had had enough of the foolishness. I clothes in the streets. Then I went back home. I have been laying low ever since. And
saw my chance. In a flash I reached into my pants and now I see this, my ugly mug pasted all over this town.
pulled out my pistol, cocked it, and shot three shots,
one for each noggin. Sparks and sprockets flew out I am an innocent. A peaceful man dedicated to solving human problems. The G20
of their heads as each slumped down. These were not proceedings have brought to the forefront the most plaguing human problem there has
our leaders, but simulacra, humanoid robots. ever been: Inhumanity. I, Art Darkstorm, declare this to be my true and accurate testa-
ment. Now go forth in peace, and ask questions. *
What happened after I am not so sure. Only
fragments remain in my mind, like the remnants of a
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POLITICALLY INCORRECT:
YORK STUDENT ELECTIONS PUT THE “CRAZY” BACK IN DEMOCRAZY
– Luke Robinson
The York Federation of Students election held this spring that spawned anger, resent- While it may seem that the latter may include the former, it is evident that in the Presi-
ment, and even tears, can be called nothing other than ‘politically incorrect.’ I don’t dent’s mind, an election being examined for compromised integrity doesn’t constitute
mean politically incorrect in the social sense, but politically incorrect in the sense of ac- calling the results into question. Saravanamuttu said in Excalibur that the President’s
tually being politically wrong. A recent Excalibur issue labelled the election as wrought investigation “raises some very serious questions about student autonomy.” After such
with political lollygagging such as “inadequately sealed ballot boxes, poorly supervised an election, can we still believe that students have a level of control over their school-
ballot box transportation from Glendon campus to Keele campus, an inconsistent ing?
number of ballots handed out to voters and appeals not having been addressed within a
reasonable amount of time, according to rally organizers.” I wish these rally organizers Saravanamuttu’s council has voted to destroy the ballots in the disgraced election. If
would have simplified their accusations to general fraud, but that might incur some- he can’t control the students, no one can. It is extremely unlikely that the ballots reveal
thing resembling a driver’s license demerit point system, only for the moral conduct of anything other than the landslide Students First victory originally reported. However,
student elections. I’m fortunate enough to have met or been harassed by most of the the vote to destroy the ballots says something about Saravanamuttu’s attitude towards
campaigners on either side, so my friends have kept me up to date. the actual accountability of the supposedly autonomous students.
The unbiased, impartial report commissioned by the Shoukri is not due to be handed
It turns out this protest, reportedly attended by 30 or so students, was in protest of the in until late July, long after most students will have left for their summer vacations. Still,
suspension of a number of the New York campaign’s candidates for being videotaped no one protests, and it is easy to see why. Even if the report finds misconduct on part of
handing out what Chief Returning Officer (CRO) Chu [Casey] Cheong calls “unap- Krisna Saravanamuttu, what will really happen? Can they depose him in the middle of
proved campaign material,” which turned out to be copies of the Excalibur allegedly the summer, and if they do, who is president in his stead? Fraser Stevens, who nobody
accusing YFS president Krisna Saravanamuttu of unspecific political misdeeds. Cheong cared enough to vote for in the first place? And what will become of Casey Cheong,
gave the New York campaign fifteen demerit points, which resulted in the disquali- the naive CRO who comes out of the story smelling only as if she wasn’t intelligent
fication of all of the campaign’s non-executive candidates. I know that Excalibur can enough to detect the influence Saravanamuttu and other Students First executives were
sometimes be disorganized unreadable drivel, but to label it something as objectionable placing on her?
as “campaign material” is a pretty low blow.
It seems extremely likely that Chu Cheong probably did dole out the demerit points
Fraser Stevens, the presidential candidate for New York, was quick to play the ‘CRO with the special consideration of her friends’ campaign in mind, but it seems that
is a cheater!’ card. The campaign pointed out that three of the executives involved in handing out copies of the Excalibur presented no significant advantage to the New
selecting the CRO were up for re-election for the Students First campaign, New York’s York campaign anyway. Judging from the fact that in a school of 50,000 students, only
political opponent. It’s very romantic that Fraser imagines himself as victimized as Al 30 cared enough about extremely apparent corruption in their government to protest
Gore in 2000, but realistically, all the cheating in the world couldn’t save this election it. Krisna is as comfortable at the top as an old balding white guy with a fat cigar. No
for him. In an election that barely even registered in the minds of most students, a tiny power in the school can remove him from his Bush-esque pedestal. The outstanding
percentage of the student population supported his campaign. student apathy towards a blatant cheat only goes to show that the York student popula-
tion finds it better to have an ineffective and corrupt student government than to have
When York President Mamdouh Shoukri came in, he did not call into question the go out and vote for change.F
election results themselves, but simply the seemingly fraudulent nature of the election.
ATTACK OF THE HYMEN all bodily control everything a man could ever ask for in terms of quality and character. All
of it like fresh fruit, willing to be plucked and eaten.
– Ali Hersi
He stopped abruptly, just short of a foot away from her, and then took a couple of steps
The first encounter he had with his soon to be (and thoroughly unsuspecting) carnal love back just when he noticed he could see down the tight dress she was wearing. She saw the
victim was in a park one off spring weekday afternoon. She hung herself upside down and look on his face and spoke just before he could release his lower lip, at the moment buried
swung relaxedly from a gleaming set of lowered arching bars, frequently exploding large under the top set of his teeth in pure delight.
pops of bubble gum with patience on her lively lips.
She spoke, still working the thick wad of gum in her mouth “What do you think?”
He glanced at her for awhile, growing sick with nausea created by the idea of going over
to her with something to say. He sat for a little bit more, crossed legged on a bench just “What?” he responded
outside the wooden border of the sand box, chewing at the ends of his fingers, the delicate
texture of his flesh providing comfort, satisfying an unintentional kind of phallic fantasy.
“Did you see anything inside the cave?”
The next thing he knew he was moving, bouncing with a sort of energetic and outwardly “What?” He repeated, a disingenuous smile making its way around his face attempting to
obvious over-confidence, the source of which was a mystery, not only to him but also to the conceal the narodual that was standing before her.
few familiar bystanders that happened to know him and who, by chance, happened to be
witness to all of this, although it wasn’t until later that they found out that this ambitious “What do you want?” She quickly changed the topic. He panicked inwardly, not knowing
and clearly pretentious and over-vociferous future hero was the same person they knew. exactly how to respond, without the missing assistance of that spectacular energy respon-
sible for carrying him to this rather distasteful situation.
He himself was shocked by this sudden attitudinal takeover he was experiencing. As far as
he was concerned created, it came from some foreign spirit, offering to him in exchange for “Nothing. Do you wanna see something?” was what he could manage to get out. He was
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INDIA’S GAYZE
UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR SACKED
ON CHARGES OF HOMOSEXUALITY
– Ali Abbas Mehboob Hirji
Proudly revealing a potholed smile, Professor Shrinivas Siras poses for the Indian
media. He then, however, proceeds to reveal an ever deeper hole: a hole his community
sequestered him into.
Concealed in his smile is his story of being sacked for his sexuality. mentalist religion is scripting the anti-Siras stance. On the other end, political reality
is taking a stance. Siras, now caught in the landscape of dazzling darkness, is the “devil”
In February 2010, the chairman of the Department of Modern Indian Languages at of the campus scene. He is not even physically present at the campus. He is without his
the 1875-born Aligarh Muslim University in India, was mauled out his duties for being job and home.
a homosexual. After 20 years of service, Siras, who was a small step away from retire-
ment, was ordered by his colleagues to vacate the university quarters in six days after an
“undercover” investigation showed him having consensual sex in his home with a local Siras will be taking his plight to court. Whether he can reveal the spume of homopho-
rickshaw puller. bia or not, remains to be seen.
“I feel ashamed… nobody knew about me until this incident,” Siras says to renowned A bird’s eye scan of the reports around Siras reveal that all the attention is gazed around
Indian journalist Barkha Dutt, his eyes inebriating upon seeing his colleagues accuse the professor’s sexuality: India’s “gayze” does not seem to have questioned the rickshaw
him of “gross misconduct.” The laconic Siras struggles, for a number of reasons, to puller who participated in the homosexual encounter.
express his shock.
It is, perhaps, for this reason that Siras sees the recent tumult as an attempt to slander
Firstly, his privacy was breached. his career.
Secondly, the most jarring reason for Siras’ askance look is that the Indian government Writing on queer issues in India, Arvind Narrain and Gautam Bhan make a telling
decriminalized homosexuality in 2009. As of July 2 2009, Section 377 of the Indian point, “There is some sense of freedom in the lives of many queer people in India To-
Penal Code, one that criminalized sexual acts “against the order of nature,” was re- day… a hesitant freedom for none of us can afford to forget how fragile the few accept-
pealed. Gay Rights activists, at the time, enshrined this moment as “India’s Stonewall.” ing space we inhabit are.” For Siras, however, even this fragility is hard to come by. “ I
am all alone,” he says to the reporters.
It has not taken long for this shrine to be desecrated. The famous saffron-clad Yoga
guru, Baba Ramdev, publically announces homosexuality to be a genetic disorder. Caught in a nether-world void of acceptance, Siras’s struggle will wear him down. Siras’
local nurse is now even refusing medical treatment for his heart condition. The stigma
And in lieu of Siras’ situation, homosexuality exists in India but not the homosexual could kill.
Indian. The law cannot tame the maw of heterosexual Indian morality.
Speaking to York student Ruchi Mittal about a completely different issue on India, I
The Aligarh Muslim University is a divided campus on the issue. At one end, funda- made a momentary mention of Siras. With a stoic stare she said, “ What?” F
surprised with this response, even more so than the hopelessly vicarious young lady hanging All of a sudden it was completely silent and they were unconsciously separated. They stood
there, just like fruit, fresh and newly ripe, willing and able to be picked and eaten. their in front of each other discomforted, as if to forget the gist of this entire situation.
“Are you interested?” What could he possibly have to show her? He figured it out first. He was alone with her, no watching public eye to distract the innate
lack of confidence and superficiality that so commonly affects individuals at their quarter
She couldn’t refuse. She didn’t have a good enough reason. She would be wrong if she did. lives. All at one moment he was very aware of the vast amount of potential negativity the
He was not unattractive. He walked in a manner that proved he was more than capable she was capable of. A vessel of unacceptable predilections and surprising mood swings, the
of satisfying her. The manner in which he wore his hair, even, brought out in her a very cause of random stomach cramps and grotesque lunar operated cyclical in-purifications that
animalistic passion that burned. And at the end of the day he was man and she a lady, both followed. He was alone with her.
of them of appropriate age, and therefore their parts were both potent and compatible.
He moved back until he was clutching the far wall, she began to play with her hair. He
They began walking back to her apartment, taking the least public route, unable to keep began to speak, dribbling some sort of irrelevant oedipal simplicity which can be, undoubt-
their hands from out of each others underpants, at some points grabbing handfuls of edly, traced back to one form of parental irresponsibility or another.
genitalia, the only thing separating them from Gods cynical and infinitely pessimistic gaze
being the few and infrequent young clouds passing by in between distances. The next few seconds were not as defiant as one would think. Moment after moment
came crushing down, each Now collapsing under the pressure of the previous. The elevator
They shifted between streets and damp openings, scraping quickly across the pavement, halted, she stepped out and turned for a final view of this broken instance, containing in it
sparks emanating from their rushed footsteps, hands clasped tightly, as if to not trust each a young man in a mild and unsavory kind of social distress. The lift doors came sliding into
others sense of libidinal urgency. each other; their gaze still deadlocked, ending this brief but painfully honest relationship
between ruined individuals of the same generation but of the opposite sex. F
They burst through the entrance door to the building, and started, as maneuverabley as
possible to the lift.
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THE DEFINITIVE
SISTER PSYCH INTERVIEW B: When I was in Washington, I visited the ice cream shop Henry Rollins worked at
when he was a kid.
– Chase “Lost” Erman
WHAT DO YOU HAVE ON YOUR IPOD RIGHT NOW?
CHASE “LOST” ERMAN SITS DOWN WITH THE MEMBERS
OF SISTER PSYCH IN THEIR BITCHIN’ KITCHEN. Betty winces.
I confess I was a little bit surprised when Betty M. invited me into her home to talk M:Betty thinks ipods are heretical. She only responds favourably to analog formats. But
about Sister Psych’s latest album along with her band mate Margot (under the condi- I like to take my music with me. Lately I’ve been listening to this band called Various
tion that I bring some truffle oil if I didn’t mind popping by the Market, and that Artists.
I come on an empty stomach). Normally when I’ve met with musicians it’s been in
grimy, smoke-filled bars, the patrons of which, by the looks of them, could equally ACCORDING TO MY PSYCH GURU, YOU GUYS SOUND LIKE THE FLOWER TRAVEL-
have wanted to beat me – bespectacled and unassuming – up, or ask me out. When LIN’ BAND MEETS THE SHAGGS.
I walked in I was ushered into Betty Crocker’s dream kitchen, the happy housewife’s
ideal, complete with black and white floor tiles and mint green cabinetry (unsurpris- They glance at each other.
ing, I suppose, with songs on the album like “Born to Bouffant”). They were baking, as
my olfactory sense informed me, linzer schnitten. I was instructed by the fair-skinned, M: I think we prefer “Acid Mothers Temple... on acid.”
dark-haired, polka-dotted ladies to fetch the foie gras from the fridge, and to be as
unapologetic in my article as they are with their music. When we finally did get around B: What really defines us and sets us apart as a band is our lo-fi, neo-psych sound. It’s
to talking about the album, their explanation was startlingly comprehensive. like a more visceral folkgaze.
M: But the reference to The Flower Travellin’ Band is fitting. Betty was living in Japan,
SO LET’S TALK ABOUT THIS ALBUM, WHAT IS MUSIC? IT’S YOUR FIRST LP, BUT and we actually did the sleeve shoot in an abandoned house we found on the side of a
NOT THE FIRST ALBUM YOU’VE RELEASED, IS THAT CORRECT? mountain, near an old mine.
Betty: Laughs. Hey, Mr. Reporter. [WE’VE NOW MOVED OUTDOORS, INTO THE BACKYARD. MARGOT CRANKS THE
HANDLE OF THE SPIT, THE LENGTH OF WHICH IS STUFFED DIRECTLY THROUGH
Margot: Yeah, our first release was a collection of B:sides we recorded on a 4-track in THE SUCKLING PIG SHE IS ROASTING OVER A CRACKLING FIRE. BETTY IS WAX-
Betty’s bedroom. We were born in the woods, by a fire; we wrote our first song lyrics on ING AN APPLE.]
yellow gingham shelf paper.
WELL THIS ALBUM’S A GEM. FULL OF ETHEREAL, ATMOSPHERIC SOUNDS,
HOW DID YOU TWO MEET, ANYWAY? THUMPING DRUMS, HAUNTING VOCALS, AND DREAMY INTERLUDES. I’VE RARE-
LY HEARD OF ANYTHING DESCRIBED AS SUCH.
B: Well, the Betty Paige S&M Catering Service I was working at just happened to be
supplying the Giant Shnauzer Club of Canada’s annual ball. Margot had nothing to do M: It’s a far more mature record than our next one’s going to be.
with the Giant Shnauzer Club of Canada... she was just walking by the Great Hall and
happened to look in.
Although it’s their first full-length album, I like to think that Betty M. and Margot
M: I thought I was hallucinating because I’d been... [she pauses] Anyway, Betty assured have returned to form Sister Psych, and I’m damn glad of it. Betty croons while Margot
me that the people were real. I never questioned the existence of the dogs, it was the bangs out a kaleidoscope of fuzzy, indeterminable melodies on the inventive, experi-
people. We became fast friends. mental and Kafka-esque tour de force that begs the question, What is Music? F
B: Margot and I made the natural progression from visual art and literary endeavours
into music. It was just so organic.
WHAT IS YOUR MUSIC? [THE PATE DE FOIE GRAS IN ASPIC, FOR WHICH THE
TRUFFLE OIL WAS REQUIRED, IS LAID OUT NOW. BETWEEN MOUTHFULS OF
THE STUFF ON CRACKERS AND SIPS OF 1990 VINTAGE BORDEAUX, WHICH OF
COURSE ARE SWILLED AROUND BEHIND CRIMSON-PAINTED LIPS AND PROMPT-
LY SPAT INTO PEWTER CANTEENS PLACED CONVENIENTLY AT THEIR ELBOWS
FOR THAT PRECISE PURPOSE, THE LADIES ANSWER.]
B: We really try to distance ourselves from what’s going on in the scene nowadays, and
turn to inspiration from the greats.
OF COURSE. SO YOUR PENCHANT FOR THE NOSTALGIA OF THE 50S AND 60S
DRESSED IN LATE 70S AND EARLY 80S PUNK IS WHAT INFLUENCED YOUR
PSEUDO-NOISE VIBE?
M: Exactly.
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@mookdude Check out this awesome video! Epic 4. Spot night custodian collected say believe wandered satisfied through
dong windmill fail! http://ht.ly/TL7Mx 5. you are ore
about 5 minutes ago via web
THIS IS WHAT I TOLD THE PAPER:
I’m sure all the twits twooting about the #oilspill were
there cleaning pelicans with toothbrushes. 1. Your body hoards water: 3. You are
in oceans crimes dissipate, or
which means forget to linger. you are not
We don’t need pro fact checkers & citations. After all, we loved.
are there in the streets making the news. Its fresh from There are moments
the horses mouth. when time asks to return Loved woman, take protection.
again.
4. Open palms
Their twats just like me, living in the real world, not some Pleasure reminds us at night are wild beasts.
corporate–owned pundit with a bias, cramming their pro- that we are water pales
paganda in my tubes. for children Say:
in parks. believe, wandered, satisfied, through
Stay:
Did you know: 2. Darkness touches never allow your feet to marry ground.
only that which was once light.
Justin considers his fans like his own friends? #The- There is a war
JustinFacts I can’t bear the gleam in every heart
of the television screen – for the right to believe
city stained in more than cement.
My feed is composed of my closest 200 friends and twots with broken glass and broken spirits.
with the word “Facts” in their usernames, that’s how I Weather keels, 5. At the brink
know they are real. collapsing on sidewalks of thought
drowning and undressed. there is silence and rocks:
Earth quivers, we find both enlightening.
On twatter I can choose who is in my feed, which means
suspicious our bodies
no more unreliable sources. All of my info is vetted by the have forgotten Sit close
best. Twits FTW! grace. to the earth
and ask me about love –
Twitter has become the best source of news ever. Why We are not all dancers I will tell you to rub your hands
and very few together.
do I need to buy a newspaper? I’m only going to read the of us
headlines anyways. come wearing tights
and wanting change.
Twitter arrived in 2006 & today has grown to 100 mil+
users. I am 1 of many twits who have plunged my dagger Much too unable
to forgive each other
into @Caesar’s back. our fragile skins.
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