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UNITY
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barack
NO.2
FEBRUARY 2017
EDITOR’S NOTE
UNITY
noun
the state of being united or joined as a whole
The word unity means almost change is on the cards, what with
nothing. It belongs in a book of polarizing topics like Brexit
buzzwords containing such putrid dancing their jig across the col-
gems as ‘synergy’, ‘benchmark’ and lective computer screens of the
‘upskill’. In fact, buzzword might country, dividing more than a
be a buzzword itself. Regardless, maths teacher on coke. Perhaps
unity needs to be shored up to Brexit is the ‘yin’ to the ‘yang’
prevent it from drowning in the of something like cake that eve-
terrible waters of overuse. So ryone loves. Maybe everything
without further ado, let’s get to needs to maintain in unity bal-
defining unity, shall we? In my ance so the world doesn’t descend
mind, unity isn’t binary, but ra- into universal agreement or uni-
ther flows on a continuous scale, versal argument. Maybe for every
from a state of total isolation to jar of marmite, there’s a jar of
assimilation into the borg. A to- Nutella; for every bounty in the
talitarian hive mind is clearly celebration tub, there's a milky
not the most desirable of exist- way. Maybe this article should
ences; however some unity can do end before it begins to offset the
a country some good. We of the balance...
United Kingdom should know all
about this, but perhaps a name James
It's at times like this that the world
needs to unite more to combat
hatred and violence. People see the
world as groups of 'them' and
groups of 'us'. The reality is
that everybody belongs to groups
based on their interests and beliefs
Almost seventy years ago, country as diverse as this and these groups cross borders
and continents. Our realisation of
India was ruled by the maintain a single border. this will undoubtedly lead to a
British. One of the many India has a population of 1.3 safer, happier and more united
reasons the Brits denied billion people, people who world.
India of its Independence speak twenty-three major Simon
was because of their claims languages and countless
that an independent India minor ones, practice all major
would fall apart due to the religions and many minor
divisions in culture, religion, ones, eat as many cuisines as
race and economic system there are states in the
that could be seen all across country and support
the country. The Brits called hundreds of political parties.
it ‘divide and rule’. At the It really is a mystery as to
time of independence and for how the nation still remains
decades after ‘experts’ kept united. Indians call it ‘Unity I don’t think that we are united
as one, as I think that in an
claiming that India was in Diversity’. effort to organise ourselves
bound to fall apart and we’ve got confused in the process
dissolve. Yet seventy years However, I think there are and have just managed to separate
after independence, here they two things holding them ourselves as a result. For
example, in my primary school if Well, correct me if I’m wrong
stand, a united country. together – Bollywood and but if we’re using the
you wanted to ask someone a
United by what though? By cricket. Long may it question who was in a different definition of unity to judge
all logic, the Brits had it continue. ‘group’ then you would be turned the typical community, then
right. How on earth could a away and shut the door on. Even we aren’t very unified, in my
Meghdeep if you were asking a stupidly eyes. I mean, are we all
harmless question (e.g. : Do you joined as one? Some people
know where Jess is? ) So maybe it may think that on a whole the
was just my school that was a bit
world is united, but I don’t.
demented but it separated us! You
see where I’m coming from? To me we are all separated,
Or maybe it’s a good thing that into families, clubs,
we aren’t unified completely. countries, communities,
Like, if you just go around with things that the typical
a few of your friends you feel at person might think that are
ease and not as if you are being making us unified. Maybe this
awkward in any way. But maybe is just my mind being stupid
it’s a personal decision. but ultimately I think there
Maybe it’s just me under a stupid could be a chance that there
illusion that doesn’t make any might be an element of what I
sense. Maybe I was just am saying that is true.
attempting to write a half-decent
, just ask yourself:
article. But even if this theory Am I united?
type thing doesn’t make sense Erin
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JUST EAVESDROPPING
I look up, and one beams at the other as she models her
dark green and red socks, sliding her jeans leg up for ef-
fect.
I look up again.
Their culture, who they love and how, what they believe
in and who they voted for are all raised and celebrated.
Dana
06. 02. 17
pls explain: PALESTINE
WHAT ABOUT THE ISRAELIS?
WHERE IS IT?
AMERICAN HERO
rubbish" *throws it in the bin*
that if anything, he has united people -unknown source
from all over America to stand up
against his child-like attitude to his "This is easily the most left
new-found position of power. One wing thing I've ever read"
such person is the beloved American -Omar
actor Shia LaBeouf, who has recently
been arrested on charges of assault
"It's not very good is it"
and harassment during the New York -Jess
Trump Protest. The actor had ap-
peared several times before the alleged "How can one magazine contain
incident, on a livestream known as this much salmon pink"
‘He Will Not Divide Us’. The New -Raffaela
York Police Department (NYPD)
have described the incident as so.
“I’d give it a solid
During the early hours of Thursday, a 6 out of 10”
dispute broke out between the be- -Liz
loved star and a 25-year-old man.
The man had sustained scratches after “Definitely not worth my time”
a verbal debate quickly turned into a -Jinny
more physical dispute. Once local
authorities took control of the situa-
tion, Shia was escorted away from the
scene, in handcuffs, accompanied by a A PUBLIC SERVICE
police officer. In the meantime, Mr
LaBeouf has been released from cus-
ANNOUNCEMENT
tody and will attend a hearing on the
7th of April. Despite this debacle, it is
clear that the people of New York are
still standing strong against their new
president and are willing to look past
the mistakes of Mr LaBeouf, a man
who before the incident, could only
be described as a true American hero.
Charlie