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shelf of heath between the Smade’s Planet was the single
Smade Mountains and Smade
even inches! —
can transform Smade’s Tavern is fre- and plates of schist for the roof. vines and palodendron, pelagic
heinous crime to simple un- quented by the most no- Completed, the tavern clung to algae which tinctured the sea
qualified circumstance!” torious pirates and free- the landscape, as integral as an black. The fauna was even sim-
— Hm. Balder Bashin, in the booters of the Beyond. outcrop of rock a long two-
: pler: white worms in the sea-
Ecclesiarchic Nunciamento A: I suppose they occasional- storied structure with a high bottom muck; a few gelatinous
of Year 100 at For esse, on ly need rest too. gable, a double row of windows creatures which gathered and in-
the planet Krokinole. Q: Don’t you have difficulty to front and rear, chimneys at gested the black algae in a ludi-
with these people? Main- either end venting smoke from crously inept fashion; an assort-
“Law cannot reach where en- taining order, so to speak? fires of fossilmoss. At the rear ment of simple protozoa.
forcement will not follow.” A: No. They know my rules. stood a group of cypress trees, Smade’s alterations of the plan-
— Popular aphorism. I say, ‘Gentlemen, please their shape completely approp- et’s ecology could hardly, there-
desist. Your differences riate to the landscape. fore, be considered detrimental.
Excerpts from Smade Lof are your own; they are Smade introduced other new Smade himself was tall, broad
Smade's Planet, feature article The harmonious
fugitive. features into the ecology. In a and stout, with bone-white skin
in Cosmopolia, October, 1523. atmosphere of the tavern sheltered valley behind the tav- and jet-black hair. His anteced-
Do you ever get lonesome, is mine and I intend it to ern he planted fodder and gar- ents, as has been mentioned,
Q;
Mr. Smade? be permanent.’ den truck. In another he kept a were vague, and he never had
A: Not with three wives and Q: So then they desist? small herd of cattle and a flock been heard to reminisce. The
eleven children. A: Usually. of poultry. All did moderately tavern, however, was managed
Q: Whatever impelled you to Q; And if not? well,but showed no disposition with the utmost decorum. The
settle here? A
rather dis- A: I pitch them into the sea. to overrun the planet. three wives lived in harmony,
mal world, on the whole, Smade’s dominion extended as the children were handsome and
isn’t it? made was a reticent man. far as he cared to claim there — well-mannered, Smade himself
A; Beauty is in the eye of the S His origins and early life was no other habitation on the was unfailingly polite. His rates
beholder. I don’t care to were known only to himself. In planet —
but he chose to assert were high, but his hospitality
run a vacation resort. the year 1479 he acquired a car- control only over an area of per- was generous, and he made no
Q: What kind of people pa- go of fine timber, which, for a haps three acres, within the difficultiesabout collecting his
tronize the tavern? whole set of obscure reasons, he bounds of a whitewashed stone bill.A sign hung above the bar:
A; People who want quiet took to a small stony world in fence. To occurrences beyond “Eat and drink without stint. He
and a chance to rest. Oc- the middle Beyond. And there, the fence Smade held aloof, un- who can and does pay is a cus-
casionally a traveler from with the help of ten indentured less he had reason to consider tomer. He who cannot and does
inside the Pale or an ex- artisansand as many slaves, he his own interests threatened: a not pay is a guest of the estab-
plorer. built Smade’s Tavern. contingency which had never lishment.”
Q: I’ve heard that some of The site was a long narrow arisen. Smade’s patrons were diverse:
Utter beauty .”
to join me?” it is. . . Teehalt made a sign which halt closed his eyes. “I am loca-
“Thank you.” The man seated could mean anything, searched ting for Grendel. He owns my
himself gratefully,
new
and with a
air of bravado seemed to G ersen sipped his whiskey
without comment. Teehalt
Gersen’s face once more. “Can
you understand me if I say that
ship. I have taken his money.”
dismiss all of his worries and apparently was a gentleman, I have known over-much beau- i(Tt is a difficult position.”
apprehensions. “My name is Lu- well-mannered and educated, ty?” A “WhenI found out what —
go Teehalt. Will you drink?” sadly come down in the world. “I probably could under- could do?” Teehalt threw up
I
Without waiting for assent he Teehalt continued, half -talk- stand,” said Gersen, “if you his hands in an excited extra-
signaled one of Smade’s young ing to himself. “Where the luck made yourself clear.” vagant gesture, reflecting either
daughters, a girl of nine or ten, lies, that I don’t know. I’m sure Teehalt blinked thoughtfully.
•
emotional turmoil or the effects
wearing a modest white blouse of nothing —now.” “I will try.” He considered. “As of Smade’s whiskey. “I asked
and long black skirt. “I’ll use Gersen laughed sourly. “Un- I have admitted to you, I am a myself this over and over. For
whiskey, lass, and serve this gen- certainty hurts more than igno- locater. It is a poor trade — with I had my ship and my money,
tleman whatever he decides for rance.” apologies to you —
for eventual- not from an estate house, but
himself.” Teehalt inspected him quizzi- ly it involves the degradation of from an institution of far great-
Teehalt appeared to derive cally. “You can’t believe that a beauty. Sometimes only to a er dignity. I did not think of
strength either from the drink, man is the better for ignorance?” small extent, which is what a myself as a common locater. The
or from the' prospect of conver- “Cases vary. But it’s clear that person such as myself hopes for. idea was demeaning. I was Lugo
sation. His voice became firmer, uncertainty breeds indecision Sometimes there is only small Teehalt, a man of parts, who
had been appointed to the post Teehalt shook his head. “I “As you do now,” suggested would drop myself and boat and
of Chief Explorer for the in- will not say. For all I know, you Gersen. monitor and all into a star.”
stitution, or some such folly — are Grendel’s man. I hope not, Gersen had no comment to
so I assured myself. But they for your own sake.” ^T^eehalt smiled his wincing make.
sent me out in a 9B boat, and I “Why should I be Grendel’s morose smile. “You could “I do not know what to do.”
could no longer delude myself. man?” tellGrendel nothing he does not Teehalt’s voice became soft, as
I was Lugo Teehalt, common lo- “Circumstances suggest as
already know. The damage was the drink soothed his brain and
” much. But circumstances only.
cator. done at Brinktown.” showed him visions. “This is a
“Where your boat?” asked
is And in fact I know that you are “Tell me more of this world. remarkable world. Beautiful,
Gersen, idly curious. “There is not. He would not send some- Is it inhabited?” yes. I wonder if the beauty does
only my own and the Star King’s one here whom I have not met.” Teehaltsmiled again, but not conceal another quality
out on the landing-field.” “You have a rendezvous, made no answer. Gersen felt no which I can’t fathom, just as a
Teehalt pursed his lips, in an- then.” resentment. Teehalt, beckoning woman’s beauty camouflages her
other onset of wariness. “I have “One I don’t care to keep. to Araminta Smade, ordered more abstract virtues. Or vices
good reason for caution.” Tee- But I— don’t know what else to Fraze, a heavy sour-sweet liquor In any event the world is beau-
. .
halt glanced right and left. do.” reputed to include among its tiful and serene beyond words.
“Would surprise you learn “Return to the Oikumene.”
that I
it
expect to meet
— to “What does Grendel care for
constituents a subtle hallucini-
zer. Gersen signified that he
There are mountains washed by
rain. Over the valleys float
He hesitated, thought better that? He comes and goes as he would drink no more. clouds as soft and bright as
of what he planned to say, and pleases.” Night had long settled over the snow. The sky is a deep dark
sat silently a moment, looking “Why should he concern him- planet. Lightning crashed back sapphire blue. The air is sweet
into his empty glass. Gersen sig- selfwith you? Locators are twen-
ty to the dozen.”
and forth. A sudden downpour and cool —
so fresh that it seems
naled, and young Araminta began to drum on the roof. a lens. There are flowers, though
Smade brought whiskey, on a “I am unique,” said Teehalt. “I Teehalt, lulled by the liquor, not very many. They grow in
white jade tray, upon which she am a locator who has found a perhaps seeing visions among little clumps, so that to find
herself had painted a red and prize too precious to sell.” the flames, said, “You could nev- them is like coming on a treas-
blue floral border. Gersen was impressed in spite er find this world. I am resolved ure.But there are many trees,
“But this is inconsequential,” of himself. that it shall not be violated.” and most magnificent are the
said Teehalt suddenly. “I bore “It is a world too beautiful for “What of your contract?” great kings, with gray bark,
you with my problems.” degradation,” said Teehalt. “An Teehalt made a contemptuous which seem to have lived for-
“Not at all,” said Gersen, innocent world, full of light and motion; “I would honor it for ever.
quite truthfully. “The affairs of air and color. To give this world an ordinary world.” “You asked the world were
if
Grendel interest me.” to Grendel, for his palaces and “The information is on the inhabited. I am forced to an-
“I can understand this,” said whirligigs and casinos it— monitor filament,” Gersen swer yes, though the creatures
Teehalt after another pause. “He would be like giving a child to pointed out. “The property of who live there are strange. I call
is a peculiar combination of a squad of Sarcoy soldiers. your sponsor.” them dryads. I saw only a few
qualities.” Worse? Possibly worse.” Teehalt was silent so long that hundred, and they seem a race
“From whom did you have “And Grendel knows of this?” Gersen wondered if he were ages old. As old as the trees. As
your boat?” Gersen asked in- “It is my unfortunate habit to awake. Finally Teehalt said, “I old as the mountains.” Teehalt
genuously. drink rashly and talk wildly.” am afraid to die. Othenvise I shut his eyes. “The day is twice
16 GALAXY THE STAR KING 17
The was clear and clean and ligious awe. Presently he came with great interest. The dryad
the length of ours; the mornings air
the air of a spring to understand that he must leave apparently had located the grub
are long and bright; the noons fresh, like
are quiet, the afternoons are dawn, and utterly silent, as if shortly or succumb psychically, in its subterranean burrow and
golden, like honey. The dryads just after a bird-call. give himself completely to the had pierced it with a sort of
bathe in the river or stand in the Teehalt wandered up the val- world. The knowledge afflicted proboscis, presumably for the
Teehalt’s voice ley. Stopping to admire a grove him with an almost unbearable ingestion of sustenance. Teehalt
dark forest. .
of trees, he saw the dryads, who sadness,for he knew that he felt a small pang of shame and
dwindled, he appeared to be half-
stood gathered in the shade. would never return. disillusionment. The dryads were
asleep.
“ They were bipeds, with a pe- During this time he watched evidently not quite as innocent
Gersen prompted him. ‘Dry-
ads’?” culiarly human torso and head the dryads as they moved and ethereal as he had thought
Teehalt stirred, raised in his structure, though it was clear through the valley, idly curious them to be.
chair. “It’s as good a name as that they resembled man in only as to their nature and habits. The hawk-thing lumbered up
any. They’re at least half-plant. the most superficial style. Their Were they intelligent? Teehalt from the pit, croaked, coughed,
made no examination I
real skin was a silver, brown, green, never answered the question to flapped away. Teehalt went cu-
I
Why?
I don’t know. in sheens and splotches; the his own satisfaction. not in-
If riously forward and stared down
dared not.
I was there —
oh, I suppose two head showed no features other telligent, he thought, surely they at the mangled worm.
or three weeks. This is what I than purplish-green bruises, were wise. Their metabolism There was little to be seen but
saw. .
.” which seemed to be eye-spots. puzzled him, and also the na- shreds of pallid flesh, yellow
From the shoulders rose mem- ture of their life-cycle, though ooze and a hard black ball, the
bers like arms, which branched gradually he acquired at least a size of Teehalt’s two fists. As he
T landed the battered
eehalt
old 9B on a meadow beside into twigs and then leaves of
dark and pale green, burnished
glimmer of enlightenment. He
assumed at first that they de-
stared down, the dryads came
slowly forward and Teehalt
a river. He waited while the an-
red, bronze-orange, golden och- rived energy from some sort of withdrew. From a distance he
alyzer made environmental tests,
though a landscape so fair could er. They saw Teehalt and moved photosyntheti'c process. Then, watched as they clustered about
not fail to be hospitable or — forward with almost human in- one morning, as Teehalt con- the torn worm. It seemed to Tee-
terest, to pause about fifty feet templated a group of dryads halt that they mourned the man-
so thought Teehalt who was
distant, swaying on supple limbs, standing immobile in the gled creature. But presently,
scholar, poet and wastrel in
equal parts. He was not wrong. the crests of colored leaves marshy meadow, a large winged with their supple lower limbs,
shimmering in the sunlight. hawk-like creature swooped they brought up the black pod
The atmosphere proved salubri-
They examined Teehalt and he down, buffeted one of the dry- which one of them carried away
ous; allergen-sensitive cultures
examined them, in a mutual ab- ads to the side. As it toppled high in its branches. Teehalt fol-
tested negative: micro-organisms
sence of fear, and Teehalt Teehalt glimpsed two white lowed at a distance, and watched
of air and soil quickly died up-
thought them the most entranc- shafts, or prongs, extending in fascinated wonder as close be-
on contact with the standard
ing creatures of his experience. from the supple gray legs into side a grove of slender white-
antibiotic with which Teehalt
There seem- Teehalt remembered the days the ground, which at once re- branched trees the dryads buried
now dosed himself.
which followed as idyllic and tracted. The hawk-creature ig- the black pod.
ed no reason why he should not
utterly calm. There was a maj- nored the toppled dryad, but
immediately go forth upon this
esty, a clarity, a transcendental scratched and tore at the marsh n retrospect Teehalt won-
world, and he did so.
On the turf in front of the quality to the planet which af- and unearthed an enormous I dered why he had attempt-
Teehalt stood entranced. fected him with an almost re- white grub. Teehalt watched ed no communication with the
ship
GALAXY THE STAR KING 19
18
dryads. Once or twice during supple and rough-textured, the center ran a stalk from mult which he could not under-
the time of his stay he toyed though the bark of the giants which depended white pea-sized stand.There was a constant force
with the idea, and let the thought was darker and coarser. Tee- seeds, of great complexity. Tee- from somewhere to run from
drift away —
perhaps because halt’s head swarmed with specu- halt inspected the seeds under a
magnifier. They bore a remark-
the ship, to discard his clothes,
his weap>ons, to merge, to en-
he felt himself a gross and un- lations.
pleasant intruder. The dryads Later the same day he climbed able resemblance to small under- velope and become enveloped, to
in their turn treated him with the mountain across the valley. developed beetles, or wasps. immolate himself in an ecstasy
what might be courteous disin- Crossing the ridge he came down With tweezers and knife he of identification with beauty and
terest. upon a glen with precipitous opened one out on a sheet of grandeur.
Three days after the black rocky walls. paper, noting wings, thorax, Today he must go. “If I’m here
pod had been buried Teehalt A stream rushed and splashed mandibles. Clearly an insect! any longer,” thought Teehalt,
through mossy boulders and low For a long while he sat con- “I’ll be carrying leaves over my
had occasion to return to the
grove. To his astonishment he fernlike plants, falling from templating the insects which head with the dryads.”
saw a pallid shoot rising from pool to pool. Approaching the grew on a tree. A curious ana-
the ground above the pod. At brink Teehalt found himself on logue, so Teehalt reflected, to T Te wandered up the valley,
the tip pale green leaves already a level with the foliage of the the sapling which sprouted turning to watch the sim
were unfolding into the sunlight. giant trees, which here grew from a pod taken from the body swell into the sky. He climbed
Teehalt stood back and ex- close beside the cliff. He noted of a worm. to the ridge of the hill, looked
amined the grove with new in- dull green sacs, like fruit, grow- Sunset colored the sky; the east over a succession of rolling
terest. Had each of these trees ing among the leaves. Straining, distant parts of the valley grew crests and valleys, rising grad-
grown from a pod originated in risking a fall, Teehalt was able indistinct. Dusk came and eve- ually to a single great mountain.
the body of a subterranean to pluck one of these sacs. He ning, with the stars blurring To west and south he glimpsed
grub? He examined the foliage, carried it down the mountain- large as lamps. the glimmer of water. To the
limbs and bark, finding nothing side and across the meadow to- The long night passed. At north spread green parkland,
to suggest such an origin. He ward the boat. He passed a dawn when Teehalt emerged with a crumble of gray boulders
looked across the valley, to the group of dryads who, fixing from his boat he knew that the like the ruins of an ancient city.
great dark-leaved giants. Surely their purple-green eye-bruises time of his departure was close Returning into the valley Tee-
the two varieties were similar? on the sac,became rigid. Tee- at hand. How? Why? He had halt passed below the giant
The giants were majestic, serene, halt observed them with puzzle- no answer. The compulsion nev- trees. Looking up he noticed that
with trunks rising two or three ment. Now they approached, ertheless was real; he must leave, all the pods had split and now
hundred feet to the first branch- their gorgeous fans quivering and he knew he would never hung limp and withered. Even
ing. The trees grown from the and shimmering in agitation. return. As he considered the as he watched he heard a drone
black pods were frail. Their fol- Teehalt felt embarrassed and mother-of-pearl sky, the curve of wings. A hard heavy pellet
iage was a tenderer green. The guilty. Evidently by plucking and swell of the hills, the groves struck his cheek, where it clung
limbs were more flexible, and the sac he had offended the dry- and forests, the gentle river, his and bit.
branched close to the ground — ads. Why or how he could not eyes went damp. The world was In shock and pain Teehalt
but the species were clearly re- fathom, but he hastily sought too beautiful to leave; far too crushed the insect, or wasp.
lated. Leaf shape and structure the concealment of his ship, beautiful to remain upon. It Looking aloft he saw others —
were almost identical, as was the where he cut open the sac. The worked on something deep in- a multitude, darting and veer-
general appearance of the bark, husk was pithy and dry. Down side him, arousing a queer tu- ing.Hastily he returned to the
tough film, his face and head maining dryads moved sedately
protected by transparent mesh. away. I have examined the native No. It merely implies evolution,
He was unreasonably angry. The Teehalt, impelled to disgust life-forms of over two thousand or perhaps no more than the
wasp’s attack had marred his and loathing, stepped forward, planets. I have noted many ex- fact that a four-legged creature
last day in the valley, and in turned the can of repellent up- amples of convergent evolution, can effectively stand without
fact had caused him the first on the nearly solid mass of but many many more of diver- toppling and walk without stum-
pain of his stay. It was too much wasps. It acted with dramatic gence. bling. In my opinion, therefore,
to expect, he reflected bitterly, effectiveness, the wasps turning — Life Volume II, the expression “convergent evo-
that paradise could exist with- white, withering, dropping to by Unspiek, Baron Bodissey. lution” is tautological.
out the serpent. And he dropped the ground. In a single minute — Ibid
a can of compressed insect re- the entire swarm was a scatter It is first of all essential that
defence. As the wasps darted in the dryads. They stood about only an infinitesimal fraction along shaded avenues; still they
to settle on the silver skin, the their dead comrade in a state of of this class of objects can be rise like watch-towers, thrusting
dryads flapped their branches, anxiety and irresolution. Ap- considered life-forms. . . Before up into and through the palms,
rubbed against each other, parently — or at least it seemed we have even started the inves- virebols, scalmettos. It is a mean
scraped with their legs, dislodg- so to Teehalt —
their anguish tigation we have exercised a house which does not soar above
ing the insects as best they could. was as much for the withered very stringent selection of ob- the treetops. The ground level is
Teehalt approached, filled insects as the dead dryad. jects which by their very defini- no more than an entry, a raised
with horrified anger One of the They clustered over the fallen tion willshow basic similarities. pavilion where the clothes must
dryads near him seemed to body. Teehalt could not observe To particularize: there are a be changed, for local habit or-
weaken. Several of the insects exactly what they did, but pres- limited number of methods of dains the use of paper house-
gnawed through its skin, draw- ently they arose with a glossy locomotion. If we find a quad- capes and paper slippers. Then
ing gouts of ichor. The entire black ball. And Teehalt watched ruped on Planet A, and a quad- above what an explosion of
:
swarm suddenly condensed up- them carry it across the valley ruped likewise on Planet B, does architectural conceits, what tur-
toward the grove of giant trees. this imply convergent evolution? rets and spires, belfries and cu-
on the unfortunate dryad, which
can one find balustrades of tor- ever ventures far from the gate. devour the dryads. Where do the friends Bej^ond.”
toise-shell studded with gold- And when his presence is re- worms come from? Are the “I am imconcemed,” said Tee-
plated fish-heads? Where else quired it is only necessary to un- wasps their first phase? Flying halt. “But I hope for better days
do ivory nymphs hang suspend- lock the gate and call his name. larvae, so to speak? Do the if — when I return home. I do
ed by their hair from the roof worms eventually metamorphose not care to incur Grendel’s ani-
gutters, their faces expressing '^eehalt sat looking into the into dryads? I feel this must mosity by identifying him to a
only bland benediction? Where Gersen wondered if he
fire. be the case —
though I don’t weasel.”
else can a man’s success be intended to say more. know. If so, the cycle is beau- “If I were a weasel,” said Ger-
gauged by the sumptuousness of At last Teehalt spoke. “So I tiful, in a fashion I can’t find sen, “you have already com-
the tombstone he designs for left the planet. I could stay no words to describe. Something or- promised yourself. You know of
himself and erects in his front longer. To live there a p>erson dained, stately, ancient, like the truth drugs and hypnotic rays.”
yard, complete with panegyrical must either forget himself, give rotation of the galaxy. If the “Yes. I also know how to avoid
epitaph? And in fact where but way completely to the beauty, pattern were disturbed, if one them. But no matter. It’s not
in Brinktown is success such drown his identity in it or — link were broken, the whole pro- important. You asked how I
an ambiguous recommendation? else he must master it. Break it. cess would collapse. This would learned that Grendel was my
Few indeed of the inhabitants Reduce it to a background for be a great crime.” sponsor. I have no objection to
dare show themselves within the his own could
constructions. I “So therefore you don’t want tellingyou this. Through my
Oikumene. The magistrates are do neither, so I can never go to reveal the location of the own drunken prolixity. I put in-
assassins; the civil guard arson- back. But the memory of the world to your sponsor whom you to Brinktown. In Sin-San’s Tav-
ists, extortioners and rapists; place haunts me.” believe to be Grendel the Mon- ern I spoke at length, much as
the elders of the council, bordel- “In spite of the wasps?” ster.” I spoke to you tonight, to a doz-
lo owners. But civil affairs pro- Teehalt nodded somberly. “I know to be Grendel,” said en enthralled listeners. Yes, I
ceed with a pimctililo and gravi- “Yes indeed. I did wrong to in- Teehalt stiffly. held their attention.” Teehalt
ty worthy of the Grand Sessions terfere. There is a rh3rthm to the “How did you find out?” laughed bitterly. “Presently I
at Borugstone, or a coronation at planet, an equilibrium which I Teehalt looked at him side- was called to the telephone. The
the Tower of London. The Brink- blundered into and disturbed. wise. “You are very interested man at the other end said his
town jail is one of the most in- I’ve speculated for days, but I in Grendel.” name was Hildemar Dasce. Do
genious ever propounded by civ- still don’t understand the pro- Gersen shrugged. “One hears you know him?”
ic authorities. It must be remem- cess completely. Wasps are born many strange tales.” “No.”
bered that Brinktown occupies as fruit of the tree; the worms “True. But I do not care to “Odd,” said Teehalt, “since
the surface of a volcanic butte, yield the seed to one kind of document them. And do you you are so interested in Grendel.
overlooking a trackless jungle of tree —
this much I know. I sus- know why?” But, in any event, he spoke to
quagmire, thorn, eel-vine skiver pect that the dryads produce the “No.” me, told me to report to Smade’s.
tussock. A
single road leads from seed to the great giants. The pro- “I have changed my thoughts He said I’d meet Grendel here.”
24 GALAXY THE STAR KING 25
“What?” demanded Gersen. Teehalt nodded. “Locaters are, “So I have heard.” he wore two nozzles connected
“Here?” by and large, a vile lot. You are Teehalt sat looking into the to a tank of fluid which every
“Here at Smade’s. I asked, not of the IPCC?” fire. few seconds discharged a film of
what’s this to me? I had no deal- “Think of me as an explorer.” Five minutes passed. Then mist into his eyes. There was al-
ings with Grendel and wished “Will you help me?” Teehalt reached into his jacket, so a pair of shutters, now raised,
none. He convinced me other- brought forth an envelope. which could be lowered to cover
wise. So I’m here. I am not a ''T^he harsh precepts Ger-
of “Here are photographs you his eyes from the light, and
brave man.” He made a small sen’s training contended might be pleased to inspect at which were painted to represent
helpless gesture, picked up his with an innate generosity; he your leisure.” staring white and blue eyes simi-
empty glass, looked into it. “I muttered reluctantly, “Within Gersen took them without lar to Dasce’s own.
don’t know what to do. If I re- limits —very narrow limits.” comment.
main Beyond. . Teehalt Teehalt smiled thinly. “What The door slid back. Three '"T^he two men at his back by
shrugged. are these limits?” dark shapes stood in the gap, contrast appeared ordinary
“Destroy the monitor fila- “My own business is urgent. looking into the room. Smade run-of-the-mill human beings:
ment.” I can’t allow myself to be di- roared from behind the bar, both dark, hard, competent-
Teehalt shook his head regret- verted.” “Come in or stay out! Must I seeming, with quick clever eyes.
the surety I carry for
fully. “It’s Teehalt was neither disap- warm the whole cursed planet?” Dasce made a brusque signal
my life. Indeed
I’d rather he — pointed nor resentful. He could Into the hall otepped the to Smade, who stood impassive-
stopped short. “Did you hear expect no more from a stranger. strangest human being of Ger- ly watching from behind the
anything?” “Odd,” he said once more, “that sen’s experience. “And there,” bar. “Three rooms, if you please.
“Rain. Thunder.” you do not know Hildemar said Teehalt with a sick titter, We will eat presently.”
“I thought I heard tubes blow- Dasce. But he will come in pres- “you see Beauty Dasce.” “Very well.”
ing.” He rose to his feet, peered ently. How do I know? By the Dasce was about six feet tall. “The name is Hildemar
from the window. “Some is com- logic of plain ordinary fear.” His torso was a tube, the same Dasce.”
ing.” “You’ll be safe so long as you gauge from knee to shoulder. His “Very well, Mr. Dasce.”
Gersen also went to the win- stay inside the tavern,” said Ger- arms were thin and long, termi- Dasce now sauntered across
dow. “I see nothing.” sen.“Smade has his rules.” nating in great bony wrists, enor- the room to where Teehalt and
“A ship dropped down into Teehalt nodded, p>olitely ac- mous hands. His head was also Gersen sat. His glance shifted
the field,” said Teehalt. He knowledging the discomfiture he tall and round, with a ruff of from one to the other. “Since we
thought a moment. “There are had caused Gersen. A minute red hair and a chin seeming are fellow travelers, house-guests
only two ships there: yours and passed. The Star King rose to almost to rest on the clavicle. of Mr. Smade, let us introduce
the Star King’s.” his feet, his pink and red gar- Dasce had stained his neck and ourselves,” he said politely. “My
“Where is your ship?” ment glowed in the firelight. He face bright red, excepting only name is Hildemar Dasce. May I
“I set down in a valley to the walked slowly up the stairs, his cheeks, which were balls of inquire yours?”
north. I want no one meddling looking neither right nor left. bright chalk-blue, like a pair of “I am Kirth Gersen.”
with my monitor.” He seemed Teehalt followed him with his mildewed oranges. At some stage “I am Keelen Tannas.”
to listen, then looking into Ger- eyes. “Impressive creature I of his career his nose had been Dasce’s lips, pale purple-gray
sen ’s eyes he said, “You are not understand that only the hand- cleft into a pair of cartilaginous against the red of his skin,
a locator.” some ones are allowed to leave prongs, and his eyelids had been moved in a smile. “To an amaz-
“No.” their planet.” cut away; to moisten his corneas ing degree you resemble a cer-
“But what a pity. I have busi- you had come here to meet him.” Now Teehalt rubbed his face scream, a whimper, from behind
ness to .transact with Lugo Tee- “Better that I return to Al- with quivering fingers, turned to the tavern. Gersen abandoned
halt!” phanor and confront him there. Gersen. “I can still evade them his resolve and started forward.
“It is pointless then to ap- I will return his money, but I if I can lose myself in the dusk. A grip like the pinch of steel
proach me.” will not lead him to the planet.” When I run out the door, will seized his arm, tweaked nerves
“As you wish. Though I sus- At the far end of the hall you detain the three?” at the back of his elbow; an-
pect that the business with Lugo Dasce and his two companions “How do you suggest I do other hand clamped at his neck.
Teehalt might interest Keelen were served with platters from this?” Gersen let himself fall, broke the
Tannas. Will you step aside for Smade’s kitchen. Gersen watched Teehalt was silent a moment. grip. He rolled over, bounced to
a moment’s private conversa- them a moment. “They seem un- “I don’t know.” his feet, stood in a half-crouch,
tion?” concerned.” “Nor do I, with the best will shuffled slowly forward. Facing
“No. I am not interested. My Teehalt sniffed. “They think in the world.” him with an easy smile stood
friend knows my name. It is that I will deal with Grendel, Teehalt gave a sad nod. “Very Tristano the Earthman. “Care-
Keelen Tannas.” but not with them. I will try
. . well, then. I will fend for my- ful, friend,”said Tristano in the
“Your ‘friend’?” Dasce turned to escape. Dasce does not know self. Good-by, Mr. Gersen.” He clipped flat Earth accent. “Give
his attention to Gersen. “Do you that I landed over the hill. Per- rose to his feet, walked to the me trouble and Smade pitches
know this man well?” haps he thinks that your ship bar. Dasce slanted his eyes at you into the sea.”
“As well as I know anyone.” is mine.” him, but otherwise seemed dis- Dasce came out the door, fol-
“And his name is Keelen Tan- “Who are the other two men?” interested. Beside the bar, Tee- lowed by the Sarcoy poisoner.
nas?” “Assassins. They know me well halt stood beyond the reach of Tristano joined them, the three
“If this is the name he offers enough, from the tavern at his vision. Instantly Teehalt walked to the space-port. Gersen
you, I can only suggest that you Brinktown. Tristano is an Earth- darted into the kitchen, out of remained on the terrace.
accept it!” man. He kills by touches of his sight. Smade looked after him Ten minutes later two ships
Without further remark Dasce hand. The other is a Sarkoy with sardonic wonder. rose into the night. The first was
turned away. He and his men venefice. He can brew stuff to Dasce and the two assassins a squat armored vessel, with
went to a table at the end of kill from sand and water. All stolidly continued their meal. weapons fore and aft. The sec-
the hall, where they ate. three are madmen —
but Dasce Gersen watched covertly. Why ond was a battered old locator’s
Teehalt spoke in a hollow is the worst. He knows every did they sit with such uncon- ship. Model 9B.
voice, “He knows me well horror there is to be known.” cern? Teehalt’s ruse had been Gersen stared in wonder. The
enough.” pitifully obvious. Gersen’s skin second ship was his own.
Gersen felt a spasm of irrita- TAasce at this moment looked began to prickle. In spite of his The ships disappeared, the sky
tion. Why should Teehalt feel at his watch. Wiping his resolve, he rose to his feet, went once more was empty. Gersen re-
impelled to embroil a stranger mouth with the back of his hand to the doorway. Pushing open turned into the tavern and sat
in his troubles, if his identity he rose, crossed the room, bent the timber panels, he stepped before the fire. Presently he
were already known? over Teehalt. In a husky whis- out on the veranda. brought forth the envelope given
28 GALAXY THE STAR KING 29
r
him by Lugo Teehalt, opened it Lens Larque The flames settled low, chunks lowed by another even more viv-
and extracted three photo- From his pocket he brought of fossilized moss glowed scar- id: the same landscape, littered
graphs, which he examined for a pencil, but still he deliberated. let. The sea-sound was slower with hacked and bleeding bodies.
the better part of an hour. If he continually added names and lower in pitch. Gersen rose Men and women and children
to his list he would never fin- to his feet and climbed the stone shuffled into the holds of five
'^he fire burnt low. Smade ish. Of course there was no real stairs to his room. long ships under the weapons of
took himself to bed, leaving need to write. There v/as no real During his life Gersen had two score men in what seemed
a son dozing behind the bar. Out- need for a list: Gersen knew the known little other than a succes- strange and outlandish costumes.
side the night rains began to five names as well as he knew sion of strange beds. Neverthe- With an old man who was his
thrash down, lightning crackled, his own. He compromised. To less sleep came slowly, and he grandfather, Gersen watched
the ocean groaned. the right and below the last lay staring into the dark. Visions horrified from across the river,
Gersen sat in deep thought. name of the original list he ap- passed before him, from as early concealed from the slavers by
Presently from his pocki t he pended a sixth name: Hildemar as he could remember: a land- the bulk of an old barge. When
brought a sheet of paper, which Dasce. scape which, as he recalled, the ships had lifted, they return-
listed five names: For a space he sat looking at seemed wonderfully pleasant ed across the river. Then his
Grendel (the Monster) the names, with two sides to his and bright. There were tawny grandfather told him, “Many
Howard Alan Treesong mind the one so alive and pas-
:
mountains, a village painted in things your father had planned
Viole Falushe sionate that the other, the cere- faded pastel colors along the for you. Learning and useful
Kokor Hekkus (the Killing bral detached observer, felt a banks of a wide tawny river. But work and a life of satisfaction and
Machine) trace of amusement. this picture, as always, was fol- peace. Do you recall this?”
>use.
I now attest. which stood like an island in a YORK ne stood
So, my grandson, I am dead. black and orange jungle. Gersen ve monu-
I have trained you to know good scrutinized Pankarow’s move- eres and
from evil. I feel only pride in ments for two weeks, learned his 14, STREET
a sculp-
my accomplishment, and hope routine, which was that of a
PUBLISHING
il Panka-
N.
that you will remember me with man without a care. Then one se, head
affection and respect. evening he hired a cab, render- Y. iky, arms
Your loving grandfather, ed the operator unconscious, stood ap-
Rolf Harpit Gersen waited outside the Jodisei Con- irteen or
versation and Flower Arranging ped down
T?or eleven years Kirth Ger- Club, until Pankarow tired of jproached
sen obeyed the dictates of sporting with the inmates and CORP. n my fa-
his grandfather, or exceeded emerged into the humid Brink- women?”
them, meanwhile seeking both town Well pleased with
night. art to the
within the Oikumene and Be- himself, humming
a tune he had put aside
yond for Parsifal Pankarow, but just learned, he staggered into ting Pan-
fruitlessly. the cab and was conveyed, not ig a mes-
Few occupations offered more to his vast and sumptuous home,
challenge, more hazard, more but to a remote clearing in the inquired
chilling rebuffs to incompetence jungle. anxious.
than weasling for the IPCC. Here Gersen put questions
Gersen undertook two assign- which Pankarow had no wish to have no
ments, on Pharode and Blue answer. Pankarow made an ef- Your fa-
Planet. During the term of this fort to hold his tongue, to no iway. He
latter, he submitted a preemp- avail. Finally five names were in return.
tive requisition for information wrung from his memory. “Now
34 GALAXY 35
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cautious. what will you do with me?” koy poison into the skin. “I will
capable i croaked the erstwhile Ira Bug- go to look,” he said. “You will
waste you loss. sleep until you see me again.”
til you ar< “I will kill you,” said Gersen, Pankarow relaxed thankfully and
short, do r pale and quivering after exer- was dead in seconds.
of courage cise he did not enjoy. “I have
amount
or even c<
of
I
made you my
enemy. Further-
more you deserve to die a hun-
^ ersen returned to Brink-
town, a deceptively placid
desirable £ dred times over.” settlement of tall ornate three-,
as yourse “At one time, yes!” cried the four- and five-story houses em-
might be sweating Pankarow. “Now I lead bowered among green, purple
almost suj a blameless life, I injure no and black trees. At twilight he
success of one!” sauntered along a quiet back
be fooled. Gersen wondered if every such lane to Pankarow’s house.
I now att occasion would cause him such The stone tombstone stood
So, my nausea, misgivings and misery. plain to see: a massive monu-
I have trai He responded in a voice held ment of marble spheres and
from evil, crisp and even by enormous ef- cubes surmounted by a sculp-
my accon fort. “What you say perhaps is tured image of Parsifal Panka-
that you w true, but your wealth stinks of row in a noble pose, head
affection i pain. And certainly you will thrown back to the sky, arms
Your make a report to the first agent outspread. As Gersen stood ap-
Rolf of any of the five you meet.” praising it a boy thirteen or
“No. I swear not. And my fourteen years old stepped down
por elev wealth — take it all.” from the porch and approached
sen ol “Where is your wealth?” Gersen. “Are you from my fa-
his grand Pankarow tried to make con- ther? Is he with the fat women?”
them, mei ditions. “I will lead you to it.” Gersen steeled his heart to the
within the Gersen shook his head sadly. inevitable pangs, and put aside
From
yond for F “Accept my excuses. You are all thought of confiscating Pan-
fruitlessly. about to die. It comes to all men. karow’s wealth. “I bring a mes-
Few occ You had best feel that you are sage from your father.”
challenge, requiting the evil you have “Will you come in?” inquired
chilling rel done — the boy, tremulously anxious.
than weas “Under my tombstone!” “I’ll call my mother.”
Gersen ur screamed Pankarow. “Under the “No. Please don’t. I have no
ments, on stone tombstone before my time. Listen carefully. Your fa-
Planet. Dt house!” ther has been called away. He
latter, he Gersen touched a tube to Pan- is not sure when he can return.
tive requis . karow’s neck, which spat a Sar- Perhaps never.”
34 THE STAR KING 35
The boy listened round-eyed. boy’s eyes would not leave his m
“Did he —run away?” memory.
The Question put to Bale Maur-
Gersen nodded. “Yes. Some Destiny led him. first but only of establishing them-
night at Smade’s Tavern en- math. Chief Quaestor of Tri- selves as a privileged and envied
old enemies found him, and he
gaged him with Grendel the Planetary Police System, dur- They mistake the attitude
does not dare show himself. He
elite.
said to tell you or your mother Monster, the first name Parsifal ing a round-table television of natural caution and uncer-
Pankarow had blurted forth. In discussion, broadcast from tainty of the civilian population
that money is hidden under the
his bed Gersen heaved a deep Conover, Cuthbert, Vega. May as admiration and respect, and
tombstone.”
The boy stared at Gersen. sigh. Pankarow was dead. Poor 16, 993: presently they start to swagger
miserable Lugo Teehalt was
|
I know your problems are tre- back and forth jingling weap-
“Who are you?” |
probably dead. All men must mendous, Quaestor Maurmath, ons, in megalomaniac eupho-
“A messenger, no more. Tell i
die; let there be an end to brood- in fact I don’t really comprehend ria. People thereupon become
your mother exactly what I have |
One more thing. When ing. He grinned into the dark, ! how you get on top of them. For not masters, but servants.
told you. . .
thinking ofGrendel (whoever instance, how can you possibly Such a police force becomes
you look beneath the tombstone,
he might be) and Beauty Dasce locate some one particular man, merely an aggregate of uniform-
be careful. There may be a trap . |
the monitor of his or trace his background among ed criminals, the more baneful
to guard the money. Do you im- examining i
ship. To begin with they would ninety-odd inhabited planets in that their position is unchal-
derstand what I’m saying?” |
be unable to open the monitor and billions of people of all lenged and sanctioned by law.
“Yes. A booby-trap.”
“That’s right. Be careful. Get with their key. A formidable varieties of political complex- The police mentality cannot re-
difficulty, even worse if they sus- ion, local habit, doctrines of be- gard a human being in terms
the help of someone you can
trust.” pected thief-proofing of explos- lief? other than an item or object to
Gersen departed Brinktown. ive, poison gas or acid. When Answer: be processed as expeditiously as
after great travail they eventu- Usually we can’t. possible. Public convenience or
He thought of Smade’s Planet, i
would show blank. Gersen’s Message of Lord Jaiko Jaiko- prerogatives assume the status of
lation: precisely the antidote to
i
monitor was no more than win- ska. Chairman of the Execu- divine law. Submissiveness is de-
his fretful conscience. :
as dow-dressing; he had never both- tive Board, to the Valhalla manded. If a police officer kills
Where, he asked himself,
ered to activate General Legislative Assembly, a civilian, it is a regrettable cir-
the locater boat skidded down a it.
Grendel would look question- Valhalla, Tau Gemini, August cumstance: the officer was pos-
fracture in the continuum, did
the balance lie? He had by no ingly at Beauty Dasce, who 9, 1028 L sibly over-zealous. If a civilian
would mutter some sort of ob- I urge you not endorse this kills a police officer all hell
means reached the tipping point.
jurgation. Perhaps then they sinister measure. Humanity breaks loose. The police foam
Parsifal Pankarow deserved the
would think to check the serial many times has had sad experi- at the mouth. All other business
callous execution he had re-
number of the ship, only to find ence of super-powerful police comes to a standstill until the
ceived.But what of wife and
that it was different from that forces. .As soon as (the police)
.
perpetrator of this most dastard-
son? They must bear the pain,
slip from under the firm thumb
but why? To protect the wom- issued to Lugo Teehalt. And ly act is found out. Inevitably,
then: swiftly back to Smade’s of a suspicious local tribune, when apprehended, he is beaten
en and children of more deserv-
Planet. But by that time, Gersen they become arbitary, mer- or otherwise tortured for his in-
ing men from worse pain. So
would make sure that he was ciless, a law to themselves. tolerable presumption. The
Gersen reassured himself. But . .
gone. They think no more of justice, police complain that they can-
the haunted dark look of the
GALAXY THE STAR KING
36 37
indexing and cross-indexing of be branches on every planet.
function efficiently, that More often the criminal who
not ]
thence to adjective gene-classified. venient location, but there will ficers of a municipality or a
own. abbreviated to genified.
THE STAR KING 39
38 GALAXY
state should not simultaneously ond high, through both the exi- “Is the body there?” Gersen being or dwelling until the re.
be a member of the IPCC staff? gencies of the work and the ef- asked presently. turn to Smade’s Tavern. Gersetf
Answer This : isa very import- forts of that most fantastic of “No. No body. They took it turned away from the cliff and
ant point. No, there is none human constructions, the De- with them. Three bad oneS; may- continued north. He passed the
whatever. I see no conflict be- weaseling Corps. be four. Father is black mad mouth of a valley fenced in
tween the two agencies, and . The universe is infinite;
. . they did their dirt inside the against Smade’s cattle. Teehalt
there is every reason to hope worlds without end exists but ; fence.” certainly had not left his boat
that local police officials will certainly one must travel far to Gersen grunted, displeased here. A quarter mile ahead a
automatically wish to become find a situation so paradoxical, with every aspect of the situa- spur of the mountains humped
affiliated with the IPCC. This whimsical, and grim as this: that tion. He asked for breakfast, down almost to the sea. In the
would be to ttie advantage of the single discipline organization which was presently forthcom- shadow of the ridge Gersen
the IPCC, the local police group of the Beyond exists only to ex- ing. As he ate, the dwarf sun found Teehalt’s boat.
and the individual himself. In tirpate the nominal forces of lifted above the mountains, a He made a quick inspection.
other words, the local police of- law and order. brittle white wafer barely visi- The vessel was indeed a Model
ficer would have nothing to lose ble through the mist. An on- 9B, identical to his own. The
and everything to gain by refer-
ring cases to the IPCC and au- G awoke in the strange
ersen
the sky through the
bed,
square window only
shore wind came. When Gersen
once more went outside the sky
was clear, though fog wisps still
gear and machinery seemed in
good order. In a housing under
thorizing the subsequent fee if small the bow-bulge himg the monitor
he himself were a staff member. vaguely gray. He dressed, de- blew in from the oily sea. which had cost Teehalt his life.
scended the stone steps to the Gersen walked north along the Gersen returned to the tavern.
From Chapter III, The IPCC'. hall where he found one of shelf between ocean cliffs and His original plan had been to
Men and Methods, by Raoul Smade’s sons, a dour dark lad mountains. Underfoot was a car- spend several days. It must be
Past. of twelve, fanning the coals in pet of spongy gray moss, redo- altered: Grendel might discover
. Nominally an intra-Oiku-
. . the fireplace to life. He bade lent with a musty resinous odor. his mistake and return with Hil-
mene organ, the IPCC has been Gerson a gruff “Good morning”, The sunlight streamed over his demar Dasce and the two assas-
forced by the dynamics of its but seemed indisposed for fur- head, out to sea, the black water sins. They would wish to take
basic rationale to operate Be- ther conversation. Gersen giving back no glint or reflec- Teehalt’s monitor, and this Ger-
yond. Here, where the only laws stepped outside on the terrace. tion.He went to the edge of the sen was resolved they should not
are local ordinances and taboos, Pre-dawn mist concealed the cliffand looked down two hun- do, though he did not care to
the IPCC finds little coopera- ocean, rolling in sheets and curls dred feet to the rise and fall of risk his life in the effort.
tion: indeed the very opposite. across the heath a —
dreary the water. He tossed a stone,
The IPCC operative is known as monochromatic scene. The sense watched the splash, and the rip- O eturning to the taven he
a weasel. His life is constantly of isolation was suddenly op- ples quickly absorbed in the noted that the landing field
balanced on a knife-edge. The pressive. Gersen returned inside larger motion. What would it was empty. The Star King had
Central Agency shrouds in se- to warm himself at the new fire. be like, he wondered, to sail a departed. This morning? Or
crecy the exact number of “wea- The boy was sweeping the boat on this ocean? Out across during the night? Gersen had
sels”, and also the percentage of hearth. “Killing last night,” he the horizons, with the whole no idea. He settled his score
casualties. The first figvue is told Gersen in gloomy satisfac- world to explore; barren coasts, and, moved by some obscure im-
suspected to be low, through dif- tion. “Little thin man got it. bleak headlands, tall stern is- pulse paid Lugo Teehalt’s bill.
ficulties of recruitment; the sec- Right behind the moss-shed.” lands,with no sight of human Smade made no comment. He
40 GALAXY THE STAR KING
41
was clearly consumed by cold by like fire-
a million. Stars slid ed casual habit. To sever rela- It would be necessary, then, to
fury. His eyes showed white fliesblown on a dark wind, the tions with a man who might be trace ownership of the boat in-
around the drab irises, his nos- light reaching Gersen’s eyes by inconvenient, you killed him. . directly. Gersen set himself to
trils were distended, his chin back-splash or back-curl, where- A third possibility: had Tee- consider the problem.
jutted forward. The rage was not in the Doppler effect played no halt penetrated the anonymity Estate houses maintained two-
on Lugo Teehalt’s behalf, Ger- role. Perspective was lost; the which Grendel, among all the thirds of all locator ships, their
sen realized. The murderer, who- eye was fooled. Stars moved as- Demon Princes, held of supreme stock in trade consisting of
ever he might be —
Dasce had tern, the near slipping across importance? Gersen reviewed worlds with specific attributes:
mentioned Grendel —
had flout- the far. Within hand-reach? A his conversation
with Teehalt. planets highly mineralized,
ed Smade’s law, he had disturb- hundred yards distant? Ten For all his ravaged and woe- planets suitable for colonization
ed the serenity of Smade’s Tav- miles? The eye had no tool by begone appearance, Teehalt had by dissident groups, planets
ern, he had wronged Smade. Po- which to judge. used educated speech. He had pleasant enough to serve as a
litely Gersen inquired, “When Gersen set the star-finder to seen better days. Why had he millionaire’s reserve, planets dis-
did the Star King leave?” Smade the index of Rigel, engaged the turned to the disreputable pro- tinguished by a sufficiently in-
merely glared silently back at auto-pilot and made himself as fession of locating? Gersen teresting flora and fauna to at-
him like an angry Black Angus comfortable as the spartan facil- shrugged. Why did a man set tract curio dealers or biologists;
bull. ities of the Model 9B permitted. himself in any specific direc- most planets supporting
rarely,
Gersen gathered his small The visit to Smade’s Tavern tion? Why did a man, presum- intelligent or semi-intelligent
packet of belongings and depart- had served him well, though the ably born of ordinary parents, life, of interest to sociologists,
ed the tavern, declining the profit had been bought by Lugo become Grendel the Monster? cultural taxonomists, linguists
twelve-year-old boys proffer of Teehalt’s death. Grendel wanted and the like. The estate houses
assistance. Once more he walked Lugo Teehalt’s monitor: this ''T^eehalt had hinted or im- were concentrated in the cosmo-
north. Crossing the ridge, he was the premise which con- plied that Grendel was politan centers of the Oiku-
looked back toward the tavern. trolled the shape of the future. somehow involved in the leasing mene: three or four worlds of
Staunch and secure it stood fac- Grendel would be willing to en- of the locater-ship. With this the Concourse, chief among
ing the sea, utterly alone. Ger- ter negotiations, and with equal thought in mind Gersen made a them Alphanor; Vega’s Cuth-
sen shook his head dubiously certainty he would act through careful inspection of the ship. bert, Boniface, Aloyisius No-
and turned away. “Everyone is an agent. Although, thought He found the traditional brass vel; Pi Cassiopeia’s Copus and
the same,” he told himself. “An- Gersen, he had seen fit to kill plate, naming the place of manu- Orpo; Quantique; Old Earth.
xious to arrive. And when they Lugo Teehalt at first hand . . facture: Liverstone on Fiame, a The Concourse would be the log-
leave, wondering why they There was something puzzling planet of the Rigel Concourse. ical starting-place, if in fact Lu-
came.” here. Why need Lugo Teehalt The monitor likewise carried a go Teehalt worked for an estate
A few minutes later he took die? Sheer malice on the part bronze flake detailing its serial house.
Teehalt’s boat aloft on its boost- of Grendel? Not impossible. But number and the manufacturer: But this was by no means cer-
ers, then pointed it back to- Grendel had killed and ravaged the Feritse Precision Instru- tain. In fact, as Gersen seemed
ward the Oikumene and cut in so extensively that taking the life ments Company, at Sansontiana to Teehalt had implied
recall,
the oversplit. Smade’s Planet of one thin miserable man could on Olliphane, also of the Con- otherwise. If so, the investiga-
dwindled astern, and with its provide him only the smallest course. But there was no indica- tion was narrowed considerably.
white dwarf sun, presently be- gratification. The motive more tion of the owner, no evidence Next to the estate houses, uni-
came lost, a single spark among likely was habit; sheer off -hand- of registration. versities and research institutes
the monitor would be registered key, coded device or informa- ly derived his attitudes from the posed an almost equivalent
in the name of its purchaser. tion demanded, if and when the late Renaissance explorers. Upon punctilio. The use of first
. .
And another reason for visiting petitioner is able to demonstrate return to Earth members of his names was eschewed; salutes
the Feritse Precision Instrument ownership of said instrument. crews imposed upon themselves were exchanged at the beginning
Company Presentation of the serial plate (or had imposed) a strict rule of and termination of each watch,
Gersen wanted to
:
open the monitor and remove affixed by the manufacturer to discretion and secrecy. Details even though the personnel was
the filament. To this end he the instrument shall be deemed nevertheless leaked out. Sir Ju- by and large civilian. Techni-
sufficient and adequate evidence lian Hove was, to use the most cians whose specialties were
needed a key. Monitors were
often tamper-proofed with ex- of ownership.” comprehensive term, a martinet. without scientific pertinence were
plosive capsules or corrosive; All well and good. Gersen He was likewise a man utterly forbidden to set foot on the fas-
violent extraction of the fila- could secure the key, but the without humor. His eye was cinating new worlds, an order
ment seldom jdelded useful in- company need not furnish in- bleak, he spoke without moving which came close to fomenting
formation. formation as to previous regis- his his hair was combed
lips, mutiny, until Sir Julian’s second
The officials of the Feritse tration of the instrument. Espe- day after day in photographical- in command prevailed upon Sir
Company might or might not cially if Grendel should sus-
ly identical furrows. While he Julian to ameliorate it.
Anthropicene, Vol. MCXIII: was delivered in fifteen minutes whistle sounded. As if by magic
boarded a subway for Sanson-
It is a remarkable experience to Sansontiana eighty miles the streets cleared, the workers
tiana. To the best of his knowl-
for a visitor to watch a pair of south. He consulted a directory, ducking into buildings like cock-
edge no one had heeded his ar-
Olphs, strange to each other, ap- transferred to a local for the roaches exposed to the blinding
rival, no one had followed him.
praising each other for caste. Ferristoun District, and present- light.
But now time was growing
The operation requires no more short. At any moment Grendel
ly was discharged into a station A moment later Gersen came
than an instant, and appears al- only a few hundred yards from to a stained concrete facade on
must realize he had been duped
most intuitive, for the persons the Feritse Precision Instrument which large bronze letters read
and would seek to re-establish
concerned may well be wearing Company. FERITSE, and below, in the
contact. For the moment Gersen
standard garments. Ferristoun was a dismal dis- hooked Olph script: Precision
considered himself safe; never-
I have questioned many Olphs trict of industrial structures, instruments. A single small door
theless, he performed a few
in this matter, and can still make warehouses, an occasional tav- led into the building. Gersen en-
classic maneuvers to disengage
no definite assertions. In the ern: these latter cheerful little tered, to find himself in a long
himself from stick-tight* or
first place most Olphs blandly nooks, lavish with ornament, dim hallway, a concrete tunnel,
tracker. Finding nothing to dis-
deny the existence of caste struc- colored glass and carved wood, which after a hundred feet
ture, and consider their society in emulation of the grand pleas- brought him to the administra-
* Stick-tight — these come
in at least
ure arcades along the lakeshore. tion offices. He went to stand at
completely egalitarian. In the least five varieties, suitable to var-
second place, the Olphs them- ious applications: The time was middle morn- a counter, and was approached
selves are not quite sure how The servo-optical: a spy-cell sup- ing. Rain had darkened the black by an elderly woman of pleas-
they divine the caste of a stran- ported on rotary wings, remotely cobblestone pavement. Six- ant appearance and manner. By
guided by an operator. wheel drays lumbered along the custom, she wore mascu-
ger. He either has more of the local
The automatic: a similar cell to streets. The entire district sound- line garments while at work: a
quality known as haute than follow a radioactive or monochro-
oneself, or less. ed to a subdued hum of engines. dark blue suit with a black belt.
matic tag fixed to, oi smeared upon,
I have theorized that rapid, man or vehicle. As Gersen walked, a short sharp Recognizing Gersen as an off-
unconscious and almost unde- The Culp spy-master: a semi- bleat of whistle signaled a worlder, of unguessable caste,
tectable eye-movements are the intelligent flying creature trained to change of shift, and the side- she bowed with unctuous courte-
follow any subject of interest; clever, walks at once became crowded sy, and asked in a low reverent
key to the assessment of haute, cooperative, reliable, but relatively
with characteristic shifts or with workers. They were pale voice: “How, sir, may we serve
large and noticeable.
steadiness people, blank and humorless of you?”
indicative of each The Manx spy-bird a smaller, less
:
caste. Hands and hand motions obtrusive creature, trained to per- face, wearing warm, well-made Gersen tendered the brass
may play a similar function. form similarly; less docile and intel- coveralls in one of three colors, plate.
T he woman blinked.
ner underwent an instant, if
Her man- “Please don’t bother,” said
Gersen. Ignoring her startled
squeak of protest he let himself
person they tended to believe
the accusation rather than the
fability. “All things
at once.”
do not come
unconscious, change. She reach- protestation of innocence. They “Where is my key? Do you
ed hesitantly for the plate, held through a swinging door, passed wore uniforms of a sumptuous stillplan to defy the law?”
it between thumb and forefin- ahead of her into the inner thick pile which showed various “Naturally, no such thing is
ger as if it were tainted, looked chamber. A portly thick-faced sheens according to the light: possible. I will see to the matter.
over her shoulder. man in faddish Special Issue plum, dark-green, gold. Not so Come, be patient. Take a chair
“Well?” asked Gersen in a blue and dove gray sat at a desk much arrogant as intensely seri- and compose yourself for just
voice made suddenly harsh by talking into a telephone. He ous, they conducted themselves these few minutes.”
tension. “Is there any diffi- looked at the brass serial plate to the full implications of their “I do not care to wait.”
culty?” as he spoke. At the sight of Ger- caste. On Olliphane penal tor- “Go then!” bellowed Masen-
“There are new regulations,” sen his eyebrows rose, his mouth ture was administered as a sen. “I have done exactly as the
the woman muttered. “I have sagged in irritation and dismay. cheaper, if not more effective, law requires!” His lips were
had instructions to. I must con-
. . Quickly he laid down the tele- deterrent than fines or imprison- pushing in and out; his face was
sult Director- Controller Masen- phone. There was an instant ment; the threat of a police ac- pink with fury; he hammered
sen. Excuse me, sir.” while his eyes flicked up and cusation could therefore bring the desk with his fists. The clerk,
She went almost at a trot to down Gersen’s clothes before he consternation to the most inno- standing horrified in the door-
a side door, disappeared. Gersen shouted, “Who are you, sir? Why cent. way, emitted a low wait of terror.
waited, the subconscious percep- do you come into my room?” Director-Controller Masensen “Bring the Tutelars!” raged
tors in his brain ticking and Gersen reached across the cried out, “I have never defied Masensen. “I will accuse you of
prickling. He was more
nervous desk, took possession of the se- the law! Do I refuse your re- molestation and threats! I will
than he cared to be. Nervous- rial plate. “Who do you tele- quest? No, indeed!” see you whipped!”
ness clouded the judgment, af- phone in connection with this “Then furnish my key imme- Gersen turned, departed. He
fected the accuracy of observa- matter?” diately, as the law requires.” passed through the outer office,
tion. Masensen became fiercely “Softly, then,” said Masensen. and out into the concrete tun-
The woman slowly returned to haughty. “None of your concern, “We can not go so fast. There nel. He paused, turned a quick
the counter, looking to right and whatsoever! Impudence! Here in are records to inspect. Don’t for- look behind him. The reception-
left, evading Gersen’s eyes. “Just my office!” get, we have more important af- ist, fluttering in excitement, paid
a moment, sir. If you will wait. . Gersen spoke in a soft even fairs than leaping to serve ever him no heed. Gersen walked up
There are records to be inspect- voice. “The Tutelars will be in- raggle-taggle vagabond of a lo- the hall, away from the entrance,
ed isn’t this the way always? terested in your illegal actions. cator who marches into our and presently came to an arched
When a person wishes haste. .” . I am puzzled that you choose to room to insult us.” opening, giving upon the pro-
“Where is the serial plate?” defy the law.” Gersen stared into the round, duction chambers.
asked Gersen. Masensen back, in puff-
sat pale face, which gave back hos- Standing to the side, incon-
“Director- Controller Masen- cheeked alarm. The Tutelars, of tility and defiance. “Very well,” spicuous in the shadow of a pi-
sen has taken it into charge.” caste so elevated that the distinc- said Gersen. “I will go to com- laster, Gersen made a carefxil
“In that case. I’ll speak to Di- tion between Masensen and his plain before the Board of Tute- appraisal of the rooms, tracing
rector-Controller Masensen at office-clerkwould seem insigni- lars.” the various production lines.
once.” ficant, were not to be trifled “Now then, be reasonable!” Certain phases were under bio-
“I will inquire,” she said. with. They were no respecters of blurted Masensen in heavy af- mechanical control, others were
56 GALAXY THE STAR KING 57
performed by debtors, moral de- Gersen asked, “Would you “I will appreciate haste.” twists, conductivities and mag-
viants, vagrants or drunks, care to earn a hundred SVU — The clerk laughed. “From my netic nodes of the key.
leased by the dozen from the very quickly?” viewpoint the sooner you are Masensen rummaged through
city. They sat chained to their The clerk grimaced sadly. “Of gone, the better. I’ll have to look the files, extracted a card,
benches, guarded by an old war- course. Who must I kill?” through two sets of records. marched from the room. The
den, and worked with apathetic “My wants are less demand- We’re not too efficient here. clerk at once returned. The ma-
efficiency. The room supervisor ing,” said Gersen. He displayed Meanwhile keep to the back, out chinist tossed him the key; the
sat on an elevated platform, the brass plate. “Get me the key of sight.” He noted the serial clerk returned to the cubicle. He
which swung on a boom to any for this instrument, and fifty number, left the cubicle, disap- handed the key to Gersen, took
area of the room. SVU is yours.” He placed five peared behind a partition. five purple notes from the table.
Gersem located the process purple notes on the table. “Find Time passed. Gersen noticed “And the registration?” asked
where monitors were construct- out to whom the serial number that the back wall was paneled Gersen.
ed, identified the area where is registered — fifty SVU more.” with painted glass. Bending, he “I can’t help you. Masensen
locks were installed: an alcove He counted down the notes. put his eye to a scratch and ob- got to the files ahead of me, and
two hundred feet along the wall, clerk looked at the money,
The tained a blurred view of the removed the card.”
beside a cubicle where a clerical turned a speculative glance ov- room behind the partition.
worker, perhaps a time-keeper, er his shoulder, out across the The clerk stood at an old- ersen glumly considered
sat on a high chair. shop. “Why not go to the front fashioned filing case, flipping the key. His main purpose
He made a final survey of the office? The Director- Controller cards. He found the file, made had been to learn the registered
room. No one had showed the usually handles such things.” a set of notes. But now from a owner of the monitor. The key
slightest interest in him. The su- “I have irritated Director- side door Masensen lumbered in- of course was better than noth-
pervisor’s attention was turned Controller Masensen,” said Ger- to the room. The clerk closed ing. The record filament was
elsewhere. sen. “He makes difficulties, and the file, walked away. Masensen easier to hide than the monitor
I am in a hurry.” stopped short, fired a question itself.But time was short; he
T Te walked quickly along the “In other words. Director- at the clerk, who responded with dared delay no longer. “Keep
wall to the cubicle where controller Masensen would not an indifferent word or two. Ger- the other fifty,” he said. The
the clerk sat. The clerk was approve of my helping you.” sen paid silent tribute to his money, after all, had come from
a harassed, hollow-cheeked, “Which is why I offer you the sang-froid. Masensen glared af- Grendel. “Buy your children a
young-old man, with sardonic hundred SVU to perform an en- ter him, then wheeled and went present.”
black eyebrows, a wrinkled, sal- tirely legal errand for me.” to the files. The clerk shook his head. “I
low skin, a cynical hook of nose “Is it worth my job?” With one eye on Masensen’s accept pay only for what I
and curl of mouth: a man not “If I leave the back way no burly back, the clerk bent over achieve. I need no gift.”
necessarily a pessimist, but ap- one need know. And Masensen the key-maker, whispered in his “As you wish.” Gersen return-
parently one without optimism. will never know the difference.” ear, departed. Masensen looked ed the money to his pocket. “Tell
Gersen stepped to the back of Theclerk considered. “Very around suspiciously, but the me how to leave.”
the cubicle where there were well,” he said. “I can do it. But clerk had left the room. "You had better go the way
shadows. The clerk looked I’ll need another fifty SVU, for The machinist dropped a key you came,” said the clerk. “If
around in astonishment. “Well, the key-maker.” blank into the machine, con- you try to go out the back way,
sir? What do you wish? This is Gersen shrugged, brought sulted a paper, punched a set of you will be stopped by the pa-
not permitted.” forth an orange fifty SVU note. buttons, to control the notches, trol.”
I would complain to the Avente Gersen. “Do you plan to tell this The most important fact of hu- ceivable that the Institute wields
authorities.” Spock that I was here?” man the infinity of space:
life is more control over the human
Gersen considered the implica- Masensen nodded, all his blus- the bounds which can never be psyche than we suspect? Or is
tions of the information. They ter departed. “I must.” reached, the worlds without there current a feeling of frus-
were far-reaching indeed, if one “But you will wait one hour.” number still unseen. In short, tration and staleness, the con-
certain condition was met. Mansensen made no protest. the Beyond. It is my belief that viction that all glory has been
“Why did you telephone the He might or might not respect the awareness of these awesome won, that all the meaningful
man Spock? Did he offer you Gersen’s wishes. Most likely not. possibilities have somehow goals have been achieved?
money?” But there was no help for this. clotted at the core of human con- Undoubtedly there is no single
Masensen nodded miserably. Gersen turned and departed the sciousness, and have diminished answer. But several points are
“Money. And —
he made threats. office, leaving Masensen utterly or dampened human enterprise. noteworthy. First (to be men-
An indiscretion of my past
— deflated. An instant qualification is tioned without comment) is the
He made a vague gesture. Walking down the Ger-
hall, necessary. Men of enterprise in- peculiar situation where the
“Tell me, did Spock realize sen overtook Tristano who some- deed exist, though sadly enough most influential and effective
that the monitor was coded?” how had managed to squirm and most of them work Beyond, and systems of the day are the pri-
“Certainly. I mentioned this writhe himself erect. Now he their enterprise is not entirely vate, or at best semi-public, as-
to him, but he was already aware hopped down the hall, one foot constructive. (The statement is sociations: the IPCC, the Insti-
of it.” dragging at a queer angle. He not completely ironical: many tute, theJamell Corporation.
Gersen nodded. The condition looked over his shoulder at Ger- of themost noxious forms of life Second is the decline of the
had been met. Grendel must nec- sen, still wearing the quiet half- exert some sort of useful side- general level of education. The
essarily have access to the de- smile, though the muscles effect.) extremes are certainly farther
64 GALAXY THE STAR KING 65
apart; the savants of the Insti- cation, administration and coer- course arch and consciously demanding a particular gratifi-
tute on the one hand, and, say, cion, not to mention the morass quaint. Our senses are undoubt- cation.
the serfs of a Tertullian estate of psychology already trampled edly much more acute than we
on the other. If we consider the by generations of incompetents, suspect. The composition of the ^ersen returned to the sub-
condition of men beyond the and the still unexplored wilder- air, the color of the light and way terminal at Sanson-
Pale, the polarity is even more ness of psionics. the sky, the curvature and proxi- tiana. He recovered the monitor
pronounced. There are obvious There are also those who, like mity of the horizon, the tension and immediately made a trial of
sources to the decline. Pioneers the author, ensconce themselves of gravity: these are presumably the key. To his gratification the
settling in strange and often hos- on a thunderous crag of omni- interpreted in our brains to pro- lock moved smoothly. The case
tile environments have sheer science and, with protestations duce an individuality, exactly as slid open.
survival for their first concern. of humility which are either un- the sight of eyes, a nose, hair, a There was neither explosive
Possibly even more daunting is convincing or totally absent, as- mouth, ears, creates the look of nor acid present. He extracted
the unmanageable mass of ac- sume the obligation of appraisal, a face. the little cylinder containing the
cumulated knowledge. The trend commendation, derogation or All of this without mention of filament and weighed it in his
toward specialization began with denunciation of their contempo- flora and fauna, the artifices of hand. Then he stepped into a
modem times, but after the raries. Still, by and large it is autochthone or man, the possi- post-office booth and mailed the
break-out into space, and the an easier job than digging a bly distinctive look of sun or cylinder to himself, at the Hotel
consequent new amplitude of in- ditch. suns. . Credenza, Avente, Alphanor. He
formation, specialization has be- rode the subway back to Kin-
come even more narrowly fo- From Ten Explorers: A Study From Life, Volume III, by dune and the space-port, and
of a Type, by Oscar Anderson Unspiek, Baron Bodissey with no untoward incident took
cused.
It is perhaps pertinent to con- Every world has its distinctive
As a society matures the strug- his ship aloft.
sider the manner of man who psychic aroma: this is a matter gle for survival imperceptibly The blue crescent of Alphanor
new specialist. attested to by each of the ten graduates and changes emphasis, presently bulged across the sky,
has become the
explorers. Isack Canaday is will-
and becomes what can only be with Rigel dazzling beyond.
He lives in a materialistic age,
where comparatively small in- ing to wager that if blindfolded
termed the quest for pleasure. When the seven continents be-
He This is a large statement, possi- gan to -emerge from the dark,
terest is given to absolutes. and taken to any planet of the
bly of no startling novelty. Nev- Gersen engaged his auto-pilot in-
is a man of charm, wit, sophisti- Oikumene or the immediate Be-
cation, but no profundity. His yond, he will correctly identify
ertheless, as a generality, it af- to the Avente landing program,
ideals are not abstract. His field this planet immediately upon re-
fords a rich resonance of impli- and so was guided down to the
cations. The author suggests as The crane
of endeavor, if he is a scholar, moval of the blindfold. How space-port. lifted the
a lively topic for a dissertation boat, carried to a storage bay.
may be mathematics or one of does he perform such a feat? At it
a survey of various environment- Gersen emerged and made a
the physical sciences: but a hun- first glance it seems incompre-
survival situations and the spe- cautious reconnaissance.
dred times more likely will be hensible. Canaday himself pro-
cial types of pleasure-goals de- Finding no evidence of his en-
a phase of what loosely are fesses not to know the source of
called humanistic studies: his- his knowledge. “I just raise my
riving therefrom. It seems prob- emies, he proceeded down the
able, from a moment’s reflection, ranks of stored space-craft to the
tory, comparatives,
sociology, nose, I Ipok around the sky, I
symbology, esthetics, anthropol- take a couple jumps and it— that every particular scarcity or
compulsion or danger generates
terminal building. Here he
ogy, the varieties of experience, comes to me.” breakfasted and considered his
a corresponding psychic tension plans. They were, he decided,
penology, education, communi- Canaday’s explanation is of
THE STAR KING 67
66 GALAXY
. :
consistent with the iden- shavings with dead-white skin- diculous doubly ridicu-
again,
completely straightforward, de-
tity and activities of toning; an elaborate cloche of lous. What would he say? He
riving from a progression of log-
Grendel. Which, for ex- silver leaves and tendrils clung pictured the two pretty faces at
ical steps in which he could see
ample, had been gone to her forehead and clasped her first puzzled, then embarrassed,
no flaw:
long enough for a visit cheeks. while he stood making lame ef-
to Smade’s Planet? Gersen drew a deep breath. forts to ingratiate himself. The
a. Lugo Teehalt’s monitor was . .
Grendel felt a personal threat, interest and wonder at the easy knew his mission in life, and he
d.
1. According to Lugo Tee- and no qualms in arranging an gaiety — so he recalled —
never was superbly prepared to fulfill
To moment, relating the scenes to himself. this mission. He had no doubts,
halt, Grendel had been assassination. this
his sponsor. (A
original Grendel had no reason to fear His grandfather had seen to that. no uncertainties; his goals were
fact he had apparently exposure, and it would be fool- One of the girls at the nearby exactly defined.
understood for the first hardy to convince him other- booth had noticed his attention; A sudden idea disturbed the
time at Brinktown. In- wise. The initiative, for the pres- she whispered to her friend. flow of his self-reassurances
discretionsby Hildemar ent, was his; there was no occa-
Both glanced across the aisle, where would he be without this
Dasce? Everything con- sion for break-neck haste. then ostentatiously ignored him. clear purpose? If he were less
sidered, Grendel prob- His attention became distract- Gersen smiled ruefully. He felt artificially motivated, he might
ably still regarded his ed. In a booth nearby sat a pair no confidence in his dealings not show so well in comparison
incognito secure.) of pretty girls who evidently had with women; he had known few with the easy men around him,
welcome intimately. He frowned, turned with their pleasant manners and
2. Grendel vigorously sought come to the terminal to
possession of the monitor a friend, or to see one off. Ger- the two a wary side-glance. Not fluent talk.
and its filament, and hence sen contemplated them wistfully, impossibly Grendel had sent
must have access to the de- aware, not for the first time, of these girls to beguile him. . . Ri- '"T^urning the thought over,
coding strip. an empty area in his life. Fri- diculous. Why two? back and forth, Gersen be-
f. Gersen’s course of action volity. .
Theyrose and departed the gan to feel spiritually deficient.
would therefore be: The two girls evidently had restaurant, each turning him one No phase to his life had occurred
1. Identify the persons who very little else on their minds. swift covert glance. by his own free choice. He felt
had access to the decod- One had dyed her hair forest Gersen watched their retreat, no slightesttremor in his dedi-
ing strip. green and toned her skin a deli- resisting thesudden urge to run cation : was not the point
this
after them, to introduce himself, at issue. But, he thought, a man’s
2. Learn which of these ful- cate lettuce green. The other
filled a set of conditions wore a wig of lavender metal to make them his friends. . . Ri- goals should not be imposed up-
the world to make his own sur- Gersen spoke to the still un- ploration program.” Planning Committee. And Mr.
vey, to weigh his own decisions. seen receptionist. “I want infor- “I’m particularly interested in Warweave, the Honorary Pro-
He had not been given this mation regarding tlie universi- a locater named Lugo Teehalt, vost, who made the donation for
option. The decision had been ty’s exploration program. Which who worked under the grant.” Grant 291. Mr. Kelle is gone for
made, he had accepted it. Af- . . department is directly concern- She shook her head. “I the morning: his daughter is
ter all, what matter? More to ed?” wouldn’t know anything about marrying tomorrow and he’s very
the point, what would he do The screen clarified through him. Mr. Detteras could tell you, busy.”
when and if he succeeded in his a decorative cross-hatching, to but he’s not available for ap- “What about Mr. Warweave?
aims? show the gold-toned face of a pointments today.” Can I see him?”
The chances were small, of young woman with blonde hair “Mr. Detteras hires the loca- —
“Well ” The girl pursed her
course. But — assuming the inflamboyant puffs at each ear. ters?” lips, bent her head over an ap-
death of five men — what then “That depends on the type of pointment panel. “He’s busy un-
would he do with his life? Once
or twice before he had reached
exploration.”
“It would be connected with
Beneficial Grant 291.”
T he girl twisted her eyebrows,
squinted; she had a mobile
expression, a wide mouth with
til three, and then he keeps an
conventional reception presen- who administers it.” friend of Mr. Teehalt’s, trying think he does just what he wants.
tation, with the words
printed The arch young face pursed to finish up some business for Anyone who is rich does just
Please speak clearly. Simulta- its mouth dubiously. “There’s him.” what he wants. Wait till I’m
neously a recorded voice asked. not much I can tell you, sir. It’s “Oh. Well, there’s Mr. Kelle, richl”
high-domed casinos A t a desk a girl looked up, “His offices are down cess to the decoder; one of the
nating in
reached forth to create a harbor with an uncertainty Ger- corridor.And Mr. Gersen — that three must be Grendel. So then:
filled with small boats. The uni- sen identified as equivalent to Gersen looked down into the which? Warweave, Detteras or
versity occupied the crest of the his own. She was smaller and upturned face. “Yes?” Kelle?
hill, a series of low flat-roofed more slender than he had “Today I told you something Conjecture without facts was
structures connected by arcades. thought her to be, but by no which it seems I shouldn’t have. useless; he must deal with events
Gersen arrived at the campus means less appealing. “Mr. Ger- About the code. It’s supposed to as they occurred. He stepped for-
parking-area, lowered the slide- sen?” be secret. Would you please not ward. The door slipped aside,
car and alighted. A slideway Gersen put on what he hoped mention it to Mr. Warweave? quick as a camera shutter; the
took him through a commemora- was a reassuring mile. “It oc- I’d get in trouble.” identificator broke into individ-
tive arch into a wide mall, where curs to me that I don’t know “I’ll say nothing about it.” ual letters which scattered like
he inquired directions from a your name.” “Thank you.” frightened fish, to regroup after
student. She relaxed a trifle. “Pallis He went off down the corridor he had passed.
“The College of Galactic Mor- Atwrode.” she had indicated. The floor was
phology? Into the next quad, “That takes care of the formal- resilient black and gray tesserae; n the outer office a tall
sir; at the far corner.” ities,” said Gersen. “I hope that the walls and ceiling were plas- I thin, middle-aged woman
Ruefully pondering the re- our arrangement is still work- tered white, devoid of decora- with keen, unsympathic gray
spectful “sir” from a man no ing?” tion or relief except for the eyes stood listening to an ob-
more than seven years his junior, She nodded. “Unless you’ve various doors and identificators viously unhappy young man,
Gersen walked to the end of the changed your mind.” — these in various muted tones shaking her head slowly as he
mall, threading a many-voiced, “No.” of maroon, mauve, dark green, spoke.
many-costumed multitude of stu- “I act far bolder than I ac- indigo. “I’m sorry,” she said finally,
dents. He crossed the quadrangle tually am,” said Pallis Atwrode. Three doors along the corri- in a clear brittle voice. “These
and approached the building at She gave an embarrassed laugh. dor Gersen came upon
a free- arrangements are all made on a
the far corner. At the portal he “I’ve simply decided to ignore floating identificator of lumi- formal basis of student achieve-
paused, aware of an emotion my upbringing. My
mother is a nous blue letters, which read: ment. I can’t allow you to bother
strangely like diffidence, or shy- blue-stocking. Perhaps it’s time GYLE WARWEAVE, and be- the provost with your com-
ness, which had gradually been I began to overcompensate.” low: PROVOST. plaints.”
asserting itself during the entire “You begin to alarm me,” said Hepaused, struck by the in- “What is he there for, then?”
trip out to the university. He Gersen. “I’m not very bold ei- congruity of Grendel the Mon- shouted the young man. “He has
jeered at himself. Was he a ther, and if I have to cope with ster in such surroundings. Was open why
schoolboy, that the prospect of overcompensation — there a break in his chain of
office hours,
listen to my
can’t
side of the story?”
he
an evening with a strange girl “Not really formidable over- reasoning? The monitor was The woman shook her head.
should give him tremors? And compensation. won’t become
more remarkable, the emotion
I
tall handsome man, strong and fit typical university administrator. difficult, but I’ll try.” “I claim no particular niche,”
looking, of an age not immedi- This of course would well be “First of all, are you acquaint- said Gersen. “Incidentally, you
ately obvious —
perhaps ten or true, thought Gersen, if War-
ed with Mr. Lugo Teehalt?” puzzle me no less than I puzzle
fifteen years older than Gersen. weave were Grendel. Contradict- “No, I am not.” The answer you.”
His hair was a cushion of black ing the evidence of his conserva- was immediate and decisive. Warweave put on an expres-
curls shaped close to his skull, tive skin-dye, Warweave wore a “May I ask who has the re- sion of rueful whimsy. “Very
his skin-dye a conservative pale rich brightblue suit with a sponsibilityfor the university’s well, Mr. Gersen. You were ask-
umber. His face was emphatical- white sash, white leather greaves, space exploration program?” ing about our policy in connec-
ly marked; the eyes narrow, pale blue sandals; garments Warweave considered. “Do tion with locaters. First of all,
deep-set, black and brooding; which might be affected by a you refer to major expeditions, we cooperate with a number of
the nose and chin harsh. He sa- young buck of Sailmaker Beach shotgun surveys, or what?” other institutions in the Master
luted Gersen with a measured district, north of Avente. . Ger-
.
“Whatever program makes use Space Exploration Program.
courtesy. sen groped at an elusive famil- of locators in leased boats.” Secondly, there is a small fund
“Mr. Gersen, sit down, if you iarity, a tantalizing wisp of re- “Hm,” He
said Warweave. which may be drawn upon to
will. I’m glad to make your ac- collection, which fled complete- turned a quizzical look toward expedite some special project.”
quaintance.” ly from view. Gersen. “By any chance, are you “That is Beneficial Grant
“Thank you.” Gersen looked Warweave inspected Gersen a locator in search of a post? 291?”
about him. The room was larger with a similar frank curiosity, If so—” Warweave inclined his head in
than the usual office. The desk in which there was a trace of Gersen smiled politely. “No, curt assent.
occupied an unconventional pos- condescension. I’m not after a job.” “Very odd,” said Gersen.
ition by the left of the door, with Gersen definitely was no dan- Warweave smiled in his turn, “ ‘Odd’? How so?”
the greater part of room beyond. dy. He wore the neutral garments a quick humorless grimace. “No, “Lugo Teehalt was a locater.
Tall windows at the right over- of a person either uninterested of course not. I’m inept in my The monitor in his boat was
looked the quadrangle. The op- in current modes or unaware of judgments. For instance, your chartered to Sea Province Uni-
posite wall was papered with them. His skin was undyed voice tells me very little. You’re versity, under Grant 291.”
hundreds of Mercator-projection (walking along the streets of not a native of the Concourse. Warweave pursed his lips.
maps of many worlds. The cen- Avente Gersen had felt almost If you were of a different physi- Mr. Tee-
“It’s quite possible that
ter of the room was empty, giv- undressed); his thick dark hail ognomy I’d place you from Miz- halt might be working for one
ing it the semblance of a con- was cropped' into an undistin- ar’s Third.” of the department heads on some
ference chamber from which the guished ruff. “During most of my youth I special project.”
table had been removed. lived on Earth.” “The monitor was coded. That
At the far end, on a pedestal TT^arweave waited with at- “Indeed?” Warweave raised should narrow the possibilities.”
of polished wood, stood a con- ’ ’ tentive politeness. Gersen his eyebrows in manufactured Warweave pierced Gersen
struction of stone and metal said, “I’m here, Mr. Warweave, astonishment. “Out here, you with a hard glance of black eyes.
spires, the provenance of which in connection with a rather com- know, we think of Earthmen in “If I knew what you wanted to
Gersen was ignorant. He seated plex matter. My motives are be- terms of stereotypes cultists, ; learn, I could answer more to
himself and returned his atten- side the point, so I’ll ask you to mystics, hyper-civilized epi- the point.”
76 GALAXY THE STAR KING 77
i
Warweave studied the picture blue, green torso. Purple-green
Possibly a trifle more.” “No.” then?” the people both Mr. Kelle and
“ “Yes. So long as you under- Mr. Detteras have refused to see
“Naturally I will take the best ‘No’?” barked Warweave.
price I can get,” said Gersen. “Why not?” stand that the first refusal goes today.”
“But I would like to interview Gersen also rose to his feet. to Teehalt’s sp>onsor.” Gersen grinned. “I don’t know
Mr. Kelle and Mr. Detteras first. Warweave’s eyelids drooped. how long be. If you’re off
One of them must be Teehalt’s
“Since the matter does not con-
cern you, I would prefer to inter- “I wonder why you insist on duty at four
I’ll
— . .
sponsor. If neither is interested view Mr. Kelle and Mr. Detteras this.” “I’ll wait,” said Pallis At-
in the filament, then
— alone, on my own terms.” “Perhaps I am a quixotic man wrode, and then she laughed. “I
Warweave interrupted sharpl- “This is at your option,” said after all, Mr. Warweave.” mean, you won’t be very much
ly. “Why do you specify these Warweave coldly. He consider- Warweave swung about, spoke longer than four, and I’d have
two men?” ed a moment. “What you are af- into the desk-screen, listened, to walk home, and explain where
“Other than yourself, they are ter, I can’t guess. I put little turned back to Gersen. “Very I live —
and it’s just easier wait-
the only persons who have ac- faith in your candor. But I will well. Mr. Kelle will see you first, ing.”
cess to the decoding strips.” make a bargain with you.” then Mr. Detteras. After which, “I’ll be as fast as I can,” said
“May I ask how you are aware Gersen waited. you will report back to me.” Gersen. He left to prepare for
of this?” “Kelle and Detteras are busy “I agree.” his encounter with the Star King,
Remembering Pallis Atwrode’s men,” said Warweave. “They are “Good. You will find Kelle’s feeling an unwonted sense of
request, Gersen felt a pang of not as accessible as I am. I will office at the opposite end of the pleasure but he did not keep it
guilt. “I asked a young man in arrange that you see them at building.” long. Two thoughts obtruded in
the quadrangle. Apparently it’s once —today, if you like. Pos- Gersen went out into the cor- his mind and destroyed it for
common knowledge.” sibly one or the other will admit ridor past Warweave’s glint-eyed him.
“Altogether too much loose to an arrangement with Lugo secretary, returned to the foyer. Did he dare involve this girl
talk,” said Warweave, his mouth Teehalt. In any case, after your PallisAtwrode looked up with in his struggle with a cruel and
in a hard angry line. interview with Kelle and Det- an eager expectancy Gersen inhuman enemy?
teras, you will report to me what found very appealing. “Did you Did he dare risk any distrac-
G ersen wanted
how Warweave had
to
spent
inquire offers, if any, they have made,
and so give me the opportunity
learn what you wanted to?”
“No. He’s sending me to see
tion of his own purpose, in the
face of this resourceful and de-
the previous month, but the oc- of meeting or exceeding the of- Kelle and Detteras.” vastating foe?
casion was clearly inopportune. fer.”
It could not be a wise question, “In other words,” said Gersen, TO BE CONCLUDED
ifposed directly: if Warweave “you’d keep this world for your
were Grendel, his suspicion private use?” -
]i
1
'^he long, shiny car pulled up tle yellow eyes. They were wear-
* with a whirr of turbines and ing gray tweed suits. Their bodies
a puff of dust.The sign over the looked approximately human,
roadside stand read: BAS- but you coul'd not see their chins,
KETS. CURIOS.” Farther down, which were covered by orange
another sign over a glass-fronted scarves.
rustic building announced Martha Crawford came hus-
SQUIRE CRAWFORD’S COF- tlingout of the house and into
FEE MILL. TRY OUR the basket stand, drying her
DOUGHNUTS.” Beyond that hands on her apron. After her
was a pasture, with a bam and came Llewellyn Crawford, her
silo set back from the road. husband, still chewing his corn-
The two aliens sat quietly and flakes.
looked at the signs. They both “Yes, sir —
ma’am?” Martha
had hard purplish skins and lit- asked nervously. She glanced at
82 GALAXY THE BIG PAT BOOM 83
Llewellyn for support, and he it was looking at a large, dis- The Crawfords watched them /^ne fall afternoon two years
patted her shoulder. Neither of shaped gray something that lay go, then looked at the shiny later, Llewellyn Crawford
them had ever seen an alien real on the ground. quarter lying on the counter. threw his hat in a corner, and
close to. “That?” Llewellyn asked Llewellyn picked it up and sat down hard. He glared over
One of the aliens, seeing the doubtfully. bounced it in his palm. “Well, his glasses at the large circular
Crawfords behind their counter, “That.” say!” He began to smile. object, tastefully tinted in con-
leisurely got out of the car. He, Llewellyn Crawford blushed. centric rings of blue, orange and
or it, was puffing a cigar stuck .“Why — that’s just a cowpat.
\ 11 that week the roads were yellow, which was mounted over
through a hole in the orange One of them cows from the dairy full of aliens in their long the mantelpiece. To the casual
scarf. got loose from the herd yester- shiny cars. They went every- eye, this might have been a gen-
“Good morning,” Mrs. Craw- day, and she must have dropped where, saw everything, paid their uine “Trophy” class pat, a mu-
ford said nervously. “Baskets? that there without me noticing.” way with bright new-minted seum piece, painted on the Hurk
Curios?” “How much?” coins and crisp paper bills. planet; but in fact, like so many
The alien blinked its yellow The Crawfords stared at him, There was some talk against artistic ladies nowadays, Mrs.
eyes solemnly. The rest of its or it, without comprehension. the government for letting them Crawford had painted and
face did not change. The scarf “How much what?” Llewellyn in, but they were good for busi- mounted it herself.
hid its chin and mouth, if any. asked finally. ness and made no trouble. Some “What’s the matter. Lew?” she
Some said that the aliens had no “How much,” the alien claimed to be tourists, others asked apprehensively. She had
chins, others that they had some- growled around its cigar, “for said they were sociology students a new hairdo and was wearing
thing instead of chins that was the cowpat?” on a field trip. a New York dress, but looked
so squirmy and awful that no hu- The Crawfords exchanged Llewellyn Crawford went into
man could bear to look at it. glances. “I never heard ” said — the adjoining pasture and picked
peaked and anxious.
“Matter!” Llewellyn grunted.
People called them “Hurks” be- Martha in an undertone, but her out four cowpats to deposit near “Old man Thomas is a damn
cause they came from a place husband shushed her. He cleared his basket stand. When the next fool, that’s all. Four hundred
called Zeta Herculis. his throat. “How about ten ce Hurk came by, Llewellyn asked, dollars a head! Can’t buy a cow
The Hurk glanced at the bas- well, I don’t want to cheat you and got, a dollar apiece. at a decent price any more.”
kets and gimcracks hung over — how about a quarter?” “But why do they want them?” “Well, Lew, we do have seven
the counter, and puffed its cigar. The alien produced a large Martha wailed. herds already, don’t we, and —
Then it said, in a blurred but change purse, laid a quarter on “What difference does that “Got to have more to meet the
comprehensible voice, “What is the counter and grunted some- make?” her husband asked. demand, Martha!” said Llewel-
that?” It pointed downward with thing to its companion in the car. “They want ’em —
we got ’em! lyn, sitting up. “My heaven, I’d
one horny, three-fingered hand. The other alien got out, bring- If Ed Lacey calls again about think you could see that. With,
“The little Indian papoose?” ing a square porcelain box and that mortgage payment, tell him queen pats bringing up to fif-
Martha Crawford said, in a voice a gold-handled shovel. With the not to worry!” He cleared off teen dollars, and not enough to
that rose to a squeak. “Or the shovel, she —
or it carefully— the counter and arranged the go ’round —
And fifteen hun-
birchbark calendar?” picked up the cowpat and de- new merchandise on it. He dred for an emperor pat, if
“No, that,” said the Hurk, posited it in the box. jacked his price up to two dol- you’re lucky enough —
pointing down again. This time, Both aliens then got into the lars, then to five. “Funny we never thought ther
craning over the counter, the car and drove away, in a whine Next day he ordered a new was so many kinds of pats,” Mar-
Crawfords were able to see that of turbines and a cloud of dust. sign: COWPATS. tha said dreamily. “The emperor
84 GALAXY THE BIG PAT BOOM 85
— that’s the one with the double Have to keep after ’em every
Only one customer was left at approached the stand, puffing a
damn minute.” Llewellyn
whorl?”
Llewellyn grunted, picking up marched out the kitchen door
the stand, a whiskered farmer in cigar through the hole in his —
a magazine. and across the yard to where a
a checked shirt. Frank, the at- or its —orange scarf.
tendant, was leaning comfort- “Yes, sir?” said Llewellyn at
“Seems like a person could gangling youth sat on a trolley,
kind of
— slowly eating an apple.
ably on the counter. The display once, hands clasped, bending
shelves -behind him were well forward slightly. “A nice pat
A kindly gleam came into “Delbert!” said Llewellyn, ex-
filled with pats. this morning?”
Llewellyn’s eyes. “Change one asperated.
around?” he said. “Nope— been “Oh —
hello, Mr. Crawford,”
“Morning, Roger,” Llewellyn
said with well-feigned pleasure.
The alien looked at the gray
objects behind the counter. He,
tried. I was reading about it in said the youth, with a gap-
“How’s the family? Sell you a or it, blinked its yellow eyes and
here just yesterday.” He held up toothed grin. He took a last bite
the current issue of The Ameri- from the apple, then dropped
nice pat this morning?” made a curious gurgling noise.
“Well, I don’t know,” said the After a moment Llewellyn de-
can Pat Dealer, then began to the core. Llewellyn’s gaze fol-
whiskered man, rubbing his cided that it was laughing.
turn the glossy pages. “Pat-O- lowed it. Owing to his missing
chin. “My wife’s had her eye on “What’s funny?” he demand-
Grams,” he read aloud. “Preserv-
ing Your Pats. Dairying —
front teeth, Delbert’s apple cores
were like nothing in this world.
—
that one there ” he pointed to ed, his smile fading.
a
a large, symmetrical pat on the “Not funny,” said
Profitable Sideline. Nope. Oh, “Why ain’t you trucking pats — tlie alien.
middle shelf “but at them “I laugh because am
here it is. Fake Pats a Flop. See,
it says here some fellow down in
to the stand?” Llewellyn de-
prices
— go home tomorrow — our field
I happy. I
ning to shake. “Think he means of the stand, was eating an apple. of intelligence seemed to come Delbert indistinctly, with hii
it —
they’re all going away?” “It’s the end of the world, into his eyes. “Mr. Crawford, I mouth full of apple. “Figure I’ll
“Radio said Frank re-
so,” Martha,” Llewellyn said huski- quit,” he said clearly. Then he go over to my uncle’s place. He’s
plied. “And Ed Coon was ly. Tears stood in his eyes. turned to the alien. “That’s a got an orchard.”
through here this morning from “Prime pats, going two for a Delbert Smith apple core,” he The Serp was hovering near-
Hortonville. Said he ain’t sold nickel!” said. by, watching the apple core and
a pat since day ’fore yesterday.” Headlights blinding in the Frozen, Llewellyn watched uttering little squeals of appre-
“Well, I don’t understand it.” dusk, a long, low car came nos- the Serp pull out a billfold and ciation.
Llewellyn said. “They can’t just ing up to the pat stand. In it scuttle forward. Money changed “Got to be close to your source
all quit.” His hands were trem- were two green creatures in hands. Delbert produced anoth- of supply, you know,” said Del-
bling badly, and he put them in raincoats, with feathery anten- er apple and began enthusiasti- bert, wagging his head wisely.
his pockets. “Say, Roger,” he nae that stood up through holes cally reducing it to a core. Speechless, Llewellyn felt a
said to the whiskered man, “now in their blue pork-pie hats. One “Say, Delbert,” said Llewel- tug at his sleeve. He looked
just how much would you want of them got out and approached lyn, stepping away from Mar- down : it was Ed Lacey, the
to pay for that pat?” the pat stand with a curious tha. His voice squeaked, and he banker.
“Well—” scuttling motion. Delbert gaped, cleared his throat. “Looks like “Say, Lew, I tried to get you
“It’s a ten dollar pat, you dropping his apple core. we got a good little thing going all afternoon, but your phone
know,” Llewellyn said, moving “Serps!” Frank hissed, leaning here. Now, if you was smart, didn’t answer. About your col-
closer. His voice had turned over the stand toward Llewel- you’d rent this pat stand — lateral on those loans. .” .
THE NAMES them being the Zodiac the — Libra, are, of course, Scorpius
belt of constellations along (the Scorpion), Sagittarius (the
OF THE which the sun moves in the Archer), Capn'cornus (the Goat,
course of a year. Of the others, originally the Fish-Goat) ,
alphabitical order: Lacaille’s reticule romboide, are amphibians, and no amphib- ation.
Antlia (originally Antlia pneu- the instrument he used for ian is venomous in the sense that Now for the “precious jewel”,
matica, the Air Pump) measuring angular distances they have poison fangs like some known as the toadstone. It
also
Caelum (originally Caelum between the stars.) snakes. But
amphibians have
all was supposed to be a yello'vish
the
sculptoris, Sculptor’s Sculptor (no translation need- skin glands; and the liquid ex- stone which either had the shape
Tool) ed) uded by the skin glands of one of a toad or else had the image
Circinus (the Compasses, origi- Scutum (the Shield, or Buckler; South American tree frog actual- of a toad on it. And, while the
nally Circinus et norma, originally Scutum Sobiesii, ly is toxic enough to be used toad itself does not produce such
94 GALAXY FOR YOUR INFORAAATION
.
95
a stone, contemporary artisans speare must have read about it
had no trouble furnishing them the tar pits have been re-assem- gone wrong. To check what it
in one of the unnamed
for people with money.
writers
quoted by Topsell who also said bled. My question is: how old are might be, samples of European
Shakespeare’s contemporary, these bones? have heard state-
I material known to have been
that the toad stone was good
the writer Edward Topsell, who ments ranging from 10,000 to formed late during the last gla-
against the “falling sickness”
published a Historie of Foure- 100.000 years. Hasn’t the radio- ciation were sent to the United
and that it changed color in the
footed Beasts in 1607, has pro- carbon dating method been tried States for dating. The dates of
presence of poison. Topsell’s own
vided us with a summary of the out on these bones? this European material agreed
own conclusion is
beliefs then current: “There be Magnus Hellmann with the Wisconsin dates within
“Now for my part I dare not
many late Writers, which doe conclude
Hollywood, Calif. about a thousand years.
either with it, or
affirme that there is a precious Since the last glaciation had
against it, for many are directlie
The reason why you have been more recent than had been
stone in the head of a Toade
for this stone ingendered in
There be many that weare these the heard such different age esti- assumed, the La Brea Fauna also
braine or head of the Toade:
stones in Ringes, beeing verily mates is that during the last few had to be more recent. And an-
on the other side, some confesse
perswaded that they keep them decades there has been a general other very strong hint was ob-
such a stone by name and na-
from all manner of grypings and re-dating of recent geological tained elsewhere.
ture, but they make doubt of
paines of the belly, and the the events. It had always been as- One of the animals from the
generation of it, as others have
small guttes. But the Art (as they sumed that the animals of the tar pits is a large ground sloth.
delivered; and therefore, they
term it) is in taking of it out, tar fKJols, the so-called La Brea Radio -carbon dating of the re-
beeing in sundry opinions, the
for they say it must be taken
out Fauna, existed at about the time mains of identical ground sloths
found the Reader, I will referre
of the head alive, before
the of the last glaciation in the from Gsrpsum Cave in Nevada
him for his satisfaction unto a
Toade be dead, with a peece of Toade, which he may easily
North. And it had also been as- showed that they were between
cloth of the colour of redde sumed that the last retreat of 10,000 and 11,000 years old. All
every day kill: For although
Skarlet, wherewithal! they are when the glaciers of the Ice Age took this made it unlikely that the
the Toade is dead, the
much delighted, so that while
vertue thereof be lost, which con-
place about 30,000 years ago, a remains from the tar pits would
they stretch out themselves as it few geologists thinking that it be much older. The logical next
sisted in the eye, or blew spot in
were in sport upon that cloth, might have been as recently as step was to date something from
the middle, yet the substance re-
they cast out the stone of their 20.000 years ago. the tar pits.
maineth, and, if the stone be
head, but instantly they sup
it found there in substance, then is
Under these assumptions the When Pit No. 3 was excavated
up againe, unlesse it be taken age of the La Brea Fauna had during the period from July,
the question at an end; but, if it
from them through some secrete to be not less than 30,000 years, 1913, to August, 1914, a tree
be not, then must the generation
hole in the said cloth, whereby probably nearer 50,000 years. trunk, eight feet tall, was found
of it be sought for in some other
it falleth into a cesterne or
ves- But then the radio-carbon meth- rooted in the hard clay beneath
place.”
sell of water, into which the od permitted the dating of a spot the asphalt.
Toade dare not enter, by reason
As a resident of Hollywood,
in Wisconsin where a forest had Wood from this tree was sent
of the coldness of the water.” been felled by the advance of to two different laboratories for
California, I am well acquainted
Topsell was not Shakespeare’s the glaciers. It then turned out dating. Since the wood was tar-
with the tar pools of Hancock
source, because As You Like that the last glaciation was still soaked, part of the sample was
It Park and I have paid a number
is usually dated as
having been going on 11,000 to 12,000 years washed in xylol to remove the
of visits to our Museum where
written in 1599 or 1600. Shake- ago. Nobody believed this result tar and then dated. The other
the skeletons of animals found in
at first; obviously something had part was dated without removing
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GALAXY FOR YOUR INFORMATION 97
the tar. The two cleaned samples The answer is “about twenty”,
gave the ages of 15,390 plus or but there is an uncertainty in- length of one degree of longitude at different latitudes.
Degree of Place under that
minus 230 years and 13,890 plus volved due to the fact that the latitude Latitude Kilometers Miles
or minus 280 years; the two U. S. Air Force has launched a 0 Quito, Ekniador (Equator) 111.32 69.17
5 Cayenne, Guiana U0.90 68.91
samples which were not cleaned number of secret satellites with 10 San Jose, Costa Rica 109.64 68.13
15 Manilla, Philippines (approx.) 107.55 66.83
of tar gave the ages of 14,500 undisclosed orbits. Some of them 20 Guantanamo, Cuba ) 104.65 65.02
Mexico, City
plus or minus 210 years and 14,- may have a lifetime of more Hilo, Hawaii
)
)
(approx.)
110 plus or minus 420 years. than a century. And since the 25 Talhoku, Formosa 100.95 62.73
30 New Orleans, La., Cairo, Egypt 96.49 59.96
While the first laboratory had released information about the 35 Albuquerque, N. Mex. 91.29 56.73
40 Philadelphia, Pa., Boulder Colo. 85.40 53.06
tested pieces of the tree trunk, Russian series of “Cosmos” sa- 45 Minneapolis, - St. Paul, Minn. 78.85 48.99
50 Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada 71.70 44.5b
the second laboratory was sup- tellites is quite meager, it would 55 Newcastle on Tyne, England 64.00 39. rr
plied with a piece of one of the be useless to guess about their 60 Oslo, Norway 55.80 34.67
65 Fairbanks,Alaska 47.18 29.31
roots of thesame tree. This lab- lifetimes. 70 Tromso, Norway (approx.) 33.19 23.73
75 Devon north of North America
Island, 28.90 17.96
oratory extracted the tar from Of the known satellites, the 80 Axel Heiberg Island 19.40 12.05
85 Arctic Ice north of Greenland 9.73 6.05
the whole sample and tested the ones with a very long life ex- 90 the Poles 0.00 0.00
cleaned root and the tar extract- pectancy are: Vanguard I (fired
week our science teacher point- any part of that sphere, say the
ed from it separately. The tar March 17, 1958), Tiros I (fired
ed out that the usual map, the continent of Africa, is a curved
proved to be “dead”, which April 1, 1960), Transit IIA
Mercator map, is all wrong be- surface. Ifyou flatten it out on
means that it was too old to be (fired June 22, 1960), Echo I
cause on this map the degrees paper for the purpose of making
dated by this method, or older (fired August 12, 1960), Courier
than 28,000 years. The root gave I October 4, 1960), Tiros
(fired
of longitude form parallel lines a map you have to introduce a
while, in reality, they should all distortion of some kind. Only a
an age of 14,400 plus or minus II (firedNov. 23, 1960), Explorer
come together at the poles. globe can be accurate. But if
300 years. IX (fired February 11, 1961),
These tests show that the more He also said that for this rea- you deal with a sufficiently small
Tiros III (fired July 12, 1961),
son a degree of longitude is of area, like that of a county, the
recent age estimates of the La Midas III (firedsame day as
different lengths, depending on distortion of the Mercator map
Brea Fauna were confirmed by Tiros II), Midas IV (fired Oct.
latitude. It is longest at the makes no difference. For maps
direct dating. Instead of saying 21, Transit IVB (fired
1961),
equator and has no length at all showing whole continents or
“30,000 to 50,000 years old,” one Nov. 15, 1961), Tiros IV (fired
at the poles. Now I have two oceans the Mercator map has the
should say “Between 10,000 and November 15, 1961), OSO-1
questions. If the Mercator map advantage that you can tell at a
20,000 years.” (fired March 7, 1962), 1962-
is so wrong, why is it still used? glance which place is due North
Kappa-1 (fired April 9, 1962),
And there a simple formula
is (or due South) of another. Its
If both the Soviet Union and Tiros V (fired June 19, 1962),
for calculating how long a de- directions are true, even if the
our own country stopped putting Telstar (fired July 10, 1962),
gree is in various places? dimensions are not.
satellites into orbit, how many Tiros VI (fired September 18,
Michael Stromberg There is no simple formula
of those now would still
in orbit 1962), Alouette (fired Septem-
Indianapolis, I nd. for computing the length of a
circle the earth a hundred years ber 27, 1962) and Tiros VII
from now? degree; in fact it is a fairly com-
discount the space
(I (fired June 19, 1963).
probes that are in orbit around
The Mercator map just em- plicated calculation. But I can
phasizes a problem which is give you a table, showing the
the sun.) Isaac Braunstein I am in the eighth grade and
common to all maps. The earth values for every five degrees
Brooklyn, N. Y. interested in the sciences. Last
is very nearly a sphere; hence (above). —WILLY
LEY
98 GALAXY FOR YOUR INFORAAATION 99
IF THERE
WERE NO
BENNY CEMOLI
by PHILIP K. DICK
ILLUSTRATED BY LUTJENS
100 GALAXY
— . ”
positively uninterested in food. tions in the Centaurian system reports from dozens of alert citi- the Council can do that and of
And he was efficient. knew many details of the trag- zens in Western Oklahoma and course it’s adamantly against
LeConte murmured, “The im- edy because they had been in Texas of an immense — that.”
migration people ought to hear radio contact with other planets “It’s here,” LeConte said. “I LeConte hung up the phone
about this outrage.” of the Sol system. Little of the can see it. I’m just about ready and hurried to his car.
He sighed. had all gone
It native forms on earth had sur- to go out and confer with its
wrong. The armada from Prox-
ima Centauri had after ten years
arrived and none of the early-
vived. He himself was from
Mars; he had headed a relief
mission seven years ago, had de-
ranking members, and I’ll file a
full report at the usual time. So
D espite the opposition of the
local authorities,
CURB
Peter
it wasn’t necessary for you to Hood of decided to lo-
warning devices had detected it cided to stay because there were check up on me.” He felt irri- cate his headquarters in the
in advance of its landing. Now so many opportunities here on table. ruins of the old Terran capital.
Oklahoma City would have to Earth, conditions being what “Is the armada heavily New York City. This would lend
deal with the outsiders here on they were. . armed?” prestige to the CURBmen as
home ground —
a psychological This is all very difficult, he “Naw,” LeConte said. “It ap- they gradually widened the cir-
disadvantage which LeConte felt said to himself as he stood wait- pears to comprise bureaucrats cle of the organization’s influ-
keenly. ing for his steam-powered car to and trade officials and commer- ence. At last, of course, the cir-
Lookat the equipment they’ve warm. We got here first, but cial carriers. In other words, cle would embrace the planet.
got, he thought as he watched CURB does outrank us; we must vultures.” But that would take decades.
the commercial ships of the flo- face that awkward fact. In my TheParty desk-man said, As he walked through the
tilla begin to lower their cargos. opinion, we’ve done a good job “Well, go and make certain they ruins of what had once been a
Why, hell, they make us look of rebuilding. Of course, it isn’t understand that their presence major train yard, Peter Hood
like provincials. He wished that like it was before but ten. . . here is resented by the native thought to himself that when the
his official car did not need years is not long. Give us anoth- population as well as the Relief task was done he himself would
twenty minutes to warm up; he er twenty and we’ll have the of War-torn Areas Administrat- have long been retired. Not
wished trains running again. And our ing Coucil. Tell them that the much remained of the pre- trag-
recent road-building bonds sold legislature will be called to pass edy culture here. The local au-
A ctually, he wished that CURB quite successfully, in fact were a special bill expressing indig- thorities —
the political nonen-
did not exist. oversubscribed. nation at this intrusion into tities who had flocked in from
Centaurus Urban Renewal Bu- “Call for you, sir, from Okla- domestic matters by an inter- Mars and Venus, as the neigh-
reau, a do-gooding body unfor- homa City,” Mr. Fall said, hold- system body.” boring planets were called —
tunately vested with enormoqs ing out the receiver of the port- “I know, I know,” LeConte had done little. And yet he ad-
inter-system authority. It had able field-phone. said. “It’s been all decided; I mired their efforts.
been informed of the Misadven- “Ultimate Representative in know.” To the members of his staff
ture back in 2170 and had start- the Field John LeConte, here,” His chauffeur called to him, walking directly behind him he
ed into space like a phototropic LeConte said into it loudly. “Go “Sir, your car is ready now.” said, “You know, they have done
organism, sensitive to the mere ahead; I say go ahead.” The Party desk-man conclud- the hard part for us. We ought
physical light created by the hy- “This is Party Headquarters,” ed, “Make certain they under- to be grateful. It is not easy to
drogen-bomb explosions. But Le- the dry official voice at the oth- stand that you can’t negotiate come into a totally destroyed
Conte knew better than that. Ac- er end came mixed with
faintly, with them; you have no power area, as they’ve done.”
tually the governing organiza- static, in his ear. “We’ve received- to admit them to Earth. Only His man Fletcher observed,
102 GALAXY IF THERE WERE NO BENNY CEMOLl 103
“They got back a good return.” “But it would be valuable,” munication and news-creation neers who stood waiting to de-
Hood said, “Motive is not im- Hood agreed. has been idle since. I can’t re- scend into the opening. “How
They have achieved re- “Yes,” the CURBman said. spect these politicos; it shows long it will take to revive it,
portant.
He was thinking of the
sults.” “Its outlets are scattered all over they’re ignorant of the basics of
—
how much ” He broke off.
who had met them in
official the planet; it must have had a a culture. By reviving the home- Two men in black uniforms
hissteam car; it had been sol- thousand different editions opapes we can do more to re- had Police, from the
arrived.
emn and formal, carrying com-
plicated trappings. When these
which it
many
put out
outlets
daily.
function
—” How
He
establish the pre-tragedy culture
than they’ve done in ten thou-
Security ship. One, he saw, was
Otto Dietrich, the ranking inves-
locals had first arrived on the broke off. “It’s hard to believe sand pitiful projects.” His tone tigator accompanying the arma-
scene years ago they had not that the local politicos made no was scornful. da from Centaurus, and he felt
been greeted, except perhaps by efforts to repair any of the ten Hood said, “You may misun- tense automatically; it was a re-
radiation-seared, blackened sur- or eleven world-wide homopa- derstand, but let it go. Let’s hope flex for all of them — he saw
vivors who had stumbled out of pes, but that seems to be the that the cephalon of the pape the engineers and the workmen
cellars and gaped sightlessly. He case.” is imdamaged. We
couldn’t pos- cease momentarily and then,
shivered. “Odd,” Hood said. Surely it sibly replace it.” Ahead he saw more slowly, resume their work.
Coming up to him, a CURB- would have eased their task. The the yawning entrance which the “Yes,” he said to Dietrich.
man of minor rank saluted and post-tragedy job of reuniting CURBmen crews had cleared. “Glad to see you. Let’s go off
said, “I think we’ve managed to people into a common culture This was to be his first move, to this side room and talk there.”
locate an undamaged structure depended on newspapers, ioniza- here on the ruined planet, re- He knew beyond a doubt what
in which your staff could be tion in the atmosphere making storing this immense self-con- the investigator wanted; he had
housed for the time being. It’s radio and TV reception difficult tained entity to its former au- been expecting him.
underground.” He looked em- if not impossible. “This makes thority.Once it had resumed its Dietrich said, “I won’t take up
barrassed. “Not what we had me instantly suspicious,” he said, activityhe would be freed for too much of your time. Hood. I
hoped for. We’d have to displace turning to his staff. “Are they other tasks; the homeopape know you’re quite busy. What is
the locals to get anything at- perhaps not trying to rebuild would take some of the burden this, here?” He glanced about
tractive.” after all? Is their work merely from him. curiously, his scrubbed, round,
“I don’t object,” Hood said. a pretense?” A workman, still clearing de- alert face eager.
“A basement will do.” It was his own wife Joan who bris away, muttered, “Jeez, I
“The structure,” the minor spoke up. “They may simply never saw so many layers of n a small side room, con-
CURBman said, “was once a have lacked the ability to place junk. You’d think they deliber- I verted to a temporary office,
great homeostatic newspaper, the the homeopapes on an opera- ately bottled it up down here.” Hood faced the two policemen.
New York Times. It printed tional basis.” In his hands, the suction furnace “I am opposed to prosecution,”
itself directly below us. At least, Give them the benefit of the which he operated glowed and he said quietly. “It’s been too
according to the maps. We doubt. Hood thought. You’re praunded as it absorbed material, long.Let them go.”
haven’t located the newspaper right. converting it to energy, leaving Dietrich tugging thoughtfully
yet; it was customary for the “So the last edition of the an increasingly enlarged open- “But war crimes
at his ear, said,
homeopapes to be buried a mile Times,” Fletcher said, “was put / are war crimes, even foul de-
or so down. As yet we don’t on the lines the day the Misad-^ “I’d like a report as soon as cades later. Anyhow, what argu-
know how much of this one sur- venture occurred. And the en- possible as to its condition,” ment can there be? We’re re-
vived.” tire network of newspaper com-; Hood said to the team of engi- quired by law to prosecute.
Somebody started the war. They “You idealists,” Dietrich sigh- ented the homeostatic system, state, the newspaper had some-
may well hold positions of re- ed. “This is strictly a noble task appeared to be intact. If a ship how managed not to fall behind
sponsibility now, but that hard- confronting us ... to rebuild, were brought close by, perhaps events. Its receptors had kept
ly matters.” correct? What you don’t or its power supply could be inte- going.
“How many police troops have won’t see is that these people grated into the newspaper’s
you landed?” Hood asked. will start it all over again, one lines. Thereupon much more ~ CURB LANDS, TRIP DECADE
“Two hundred.” day, unless we take steps now. would be known. LONG, PLANS CENTRAL
“Then you’re ready to go to We owe it to future generations. “In other
words,” Fletcher ADMINISTRATION
work.” To be harsh now is the most said to Hood, as they sat with Ten years after the Misfortune of
“We’re ready to make in- humane method, in the long run. Joan eating breakfast, “it may a nuclear holocaust, the inter-sys-
Tell me. Hood. What is this site? tem rehabilitation agency, CURB,
quiries.Sequester pertinent doc- come on and it may not.Very
has made its historic appearance
uments and initiate litigation in What are you resurrecting here pragmatic. You hook it up and on Earth’s surface, landing from
the local courts. We’re prepared with such vigor?” if it works you’ve done your job. a veritable armada of craft a —
to enforce cooperation, if that’s “The New York Times,” Hood What if it doesn’t? Do the engi- sight which witnesses described as
what you mean. Various experi- said. neers intend to give up at that “overpowering both in scope and in
enced personnel have been dis- “It has, I assume, a morgue? point?”
significance.” CURBman Peter
Hood, named top co-ordinator by
tributed to key points.” Dietrich We can consult its backlog of Examining his cup. Hood said, Centaurian authorities, immed-
eyed him. “All this is necessary; information? That would prove “This tastes like authentic cof- iately set up headquarters in the
I don’t see the problem. Did you valuable in building up our fee.” He pondered. “Tell them ruins of New York City and con-
intend to protect the guilty cases.” to bring a ship in and start the ferred with aides, declaring that
parties — make use of their so- Hoood said, “I can’t deny you homeopape up. And if it begins
he had come “not to punish the
guilty but to re-estalish the plan-
called abilities on your staff?” access to material we uncover.” to print, bringme the edition at et-wide culture by every means
“No,” Hood said evenly. Smiling, Dietrich said, “A day once.” He
sipped his coffee. available, and to restore —
Dietrich said, “Nearly eighty by day account of the political An hour later a ship of the
million people died in the Mis- events leading up to the war line had landed in the vicinity Itwas uncanny. Hood thought
fortune. Can you forget that? Or would prove quite interesting. and its power source had been as he read the lead article. The
is it that since they were merely Who, for instance, held
supreme tapped for insertion into the varied news-gathering services
local people, not known to us power United States at the
in the homeopape. The conduits were of the homeopape had reached
personally — time of the Misfortune? No one placed, the circuits cautiously into his own life, had digested
“It’s not that,” Hood said. He we’ve talked to so far seems to closed. and then inserted into the lead
knew it was hopeless; he could remember.” His smile increased. Seated in his office, Peter article even the discussion be-
not communicate with the police Hood heard far underground a tween himself and Otto Dietrich.
mentality. “I’ve already stated
^ arly the next morning the low rumble, a halting, uncertain The newspaper was —
had been
my objections. I feel it serves no report from the corps of They had been success-
stirring. — doing its job. Nothing of
purpose at this late date to have engineers reached Hood in his ful. The newspaper was return- news-interest escaped it, even a
trials and hangings. Don’t re- temporary office. The power ing to life. discreet conversation carried on
quest use of my staff in this; supply of the newspaper had The edition, when it was laid with no outsiders as witnesses.
111 refuse on the grounds that I been totally destroyed. But the on his desk by a bustling CURB- He would have to be careful.
can spare no one, not even a jan- cephalon, the governing brain- man, surprised him by its ac- Sure enough, another item,
itor. Do I make myself clear?” structure which guided and ori- curacy. Even in its dormant ominous in tone, dealt with the
106 GALAXY IF THERE WERE NO BENNY CEMOLI 107
sociated with the colorful political that it be repeated. But there on as Fletcher located the tem-
anival of the black jacks, the
police. figure, clashed with local citizens was no mistake. The CURB field porary overhead fixture. “I
armed with hammers, shovels, and team had investigated through- thought I should come in and
boards, both sides claiming victory They had found no sign
SECURITY AGENCY VOWS in the two-hour melee which left
ly. wake you. Sorry, Mrs. Hood.”
“WAR CRIMINALS” TARGET twenty injured and a dozen hos-
whatsoever of any tent city or “I’m awake,” Hood muttered,
Captain Otto Dietrich, supreme any group gathering. And citi-
pitalized in hastily-erected first rising from the bed and putting
police investigator arriving with
aid stations. Cemoli, garbed as al- zens in the area whom they had on his robe and slippers. “What’s
the CURB armada from Proxima
ways in his toga-style red robes, interrogated had never heard of
Centauri, said today that those re- it doing?”
visited the injured, evidently in
sponsible for the Misfortune of a anyone named “Cemoli.” And Fletcher said, “It’s printing an
good spirits, joking and telling his
decade ago “would have to pay there was no sign of any scuffle extra.”
supporters that “it won’t be long
for i.heir crimes” before the bar having taken place, no
now ” an evident reference to the first aid Sitting up, smoothing her tou-
of Centaurian justice. Two hun-
dred
organization's boast that it would stations, no injured persons. sled blond hair back,Joan said,
black-uniformed police, it
march on New York City in the Only the peaceful, semi-rural
was learned by the Times, have al- “Good lord. What about?”
near future to establish what
ready begun exploratory activi- countryside. Wide-eyed, she looked from her
ties designed to — Cemoli deems “social justice and
true equality for the first time in
Baffled, Hood read the item husband to Fletcher.
world history.” It should be re- in the Times once more. There “We’ll have to bring in the
The newspaper was warning called that prior to his imprison- it was, in black and white, on
ment at San Quentin — local authorities,” Hood said.
Earth about Dietrich, and Hood the front page, along with the “Confer with them.” He had an
could not help feeling grim re- news about the landing of the intuition as to the nature of the
lish. The Times had not been set Flipping a switch on his in- CURB armada. What did it extra roaring through the presses
up to serve merely the occupy- tercom system. Hood said, mean? at this moment. “Get that Le-
ing hierarchy. It served every- “Fletcher, check into activities He did not like it at all. Cone, that politico who met us
one, including
those Dietrich up in the north of the county. Had it been a mistake to re- on our arrival. Wake him up
intended to try. Each step of the Find out about some sort of a vive the great, old, damaged and fly him here immediately.
police activity would no doubt political mob gathering there.” homestatic newspaper? We need him.”
be reported in full detail. Die- Fletcher’s voice came back, “I It took almost an hour to ob-
trich, who liked to work in ano- have a copy of the Times, too, T^rom a sound sleep that tain the presence of the haughty,
nymity, would not enjoy this. But sir. I see the item about this -* night Hood was awakened ceremonious local potentate and
the authority to maintain the Cemoli agitator. There’s a ship on by a clanging from far beneath his staff member. The two of
newspaper belonged to Hood. the way up there right now; the ground, an urgent racket them in their elaborate uni-
And he did not intend to shut should have a report within ten that grew louder and louder as forms at last put in an appear-
it off. minutes.” Fletcher paused. “Do he sat up in bed, blinking and ance at Hood’s office, both of
One item on the first page of you think —
it’ll be necessary to confused. Machinery roared. He them indignant. They faced
the paper attracted his further bring in any of Dietrich’s peo- heard the heavy rumbling move- Hood silently, waiting to hear
notice; he read it, frowning and ple?” ment as automatic circuits fitted what he wanted.
a little uneasy.
“Let’s hope not,” Hood into place, responding to in-
said In his bathrobe and slippers
shortly. structions emanating from with- Hood sat at his desk, a copy of
CEMOLI BACKERS RIOT
IN UPSTATE NEW YORK Half an hour later the CURB in the closed system itself. the Times’ extra before him; he
Supporters of Benny Cemoli, gath- ship, through Fletcher, made its “Sir,”
Fletcher was saying was reading it once more as Le-
ered in the familiar tent cities as- report. Puzzled, Hood asked from the darkness. A light came Conte and his man entered.
108 GALAXY IF THERE WERE NO BENNY CEMOLI 109
NEW YORK POLICE REPORT held up a copy of the extra. “The
CEMOLI LEGIONS ON MOVE matters,” Hood said to Dietrich, n a helicopter. Hood flew
damn thing is running this off I
TOWARD CITY, “but I think you could reason- slowly above the terrain de-
and distributing it throughout
BARRICADES ERECTED, ably step in here.” picted in the Times articles, see-
the world, isn’t it? However, we
NATIONAL GUARD ALERTED have crack teams up in that area
Dietrich, understanding, said, ing for himself that there was no
“I agree. You two men are under sign of political activity. He did
and they report absolutely noth-
He
turned the paper, showing arrest. Unless you feel inclined not feel really assured until he
ing, no road blocks, no militia-
the headlines to the two Earth- to talk a little more freely about had seen with his own eyes that
style troops on the move, no ac-
men. “Who is this man?” he this agitator in the red toga.” the newspaper had lost contact
tivity of any sort.”
said. He nodded to two of his police, with actual events. The reality
After a moment LeConte said,
“I know,” Hood said. He felt
who stood by the office door- of the situation did not coincide
weary. And still, from beneath
“I — don’t know.”
them, the deep rumble contin-
way; they stepped obediently with the Times’ articles in any
Hood said, “Come on, Mr. Le- forward. way; that was obvious. And yet
Conte.”
ued, the newspaper printing its
extra, informing the world of
As the two policemen came — the homeostatic system con-
“Let me read the article,” Le- up to him, LeConte said, “Come tinued on.
the march by Benny Cemoli’s
Conte He to think of it, there was such a Joan, seated beside him, said,
said nervously.
scanned it in haste; his hands
supporters on New York City — person. But —
he was very ob- “I have the third article here,
a fantasy march, evidently, a
trembled as he held the news- secure.” if you want to read it.” She had
product manufactured entirely
paper. “Interesting,” he said at “Before the war?” Hood been looking the latest edition
within the cephalon of the news-
last. “But I can’t tell you a thing. asked. over.
paper itself.
It’s news to me. You must im- “Yes.” LeConte nodded slow- “No,” Hood said.
“Shut it off,” Dietrich said.
derstand that our communica- ly. “He was a joke. As I recall, “Itsays they’re in the out-
Hood shook his head. “No. I of the city,” she said.
tions have been sparse, since and it’s difficult ... a fat, igno- skirts
want to know more.”
the Misfortune, and it’s entirely rant clown from some back- “They broke through the police
“That’s no reason,” Dietrich
possible that a political move- woods area. He had a little radio barricades and the governor has
said. “Obviously,
ment could spring up without
it’s defective.
station or something over which appealed for UN assistance.”
our — Very seriouslydamaged, not
he broadcast. He
peddled some Thoughtfiolly, Fletcher said,
working properly. Youll have to
“Please,” Hood said. “Don’t sort of anti-radiation box which “Here’s an idea. One of us, pre-
search elsewhere for your world-
make yourself absurd.” you installed in your house, and ferably you. Hood, should write
wide propaganda network.” He
Flushing, LeConte stammered, it made you safe from bomb-test a letter to the Times.”
tossed the newspaper down on
“I’m doing the best I can, sum- fallout.” Hood glanced at him.
Hood’s desk.
moned out of my bed in the To LeConte, Hood said, “Was
Now his staff member Mr. “I think I can tell you exact-
middle of the night.” Fall said, “I remember. He even ly how it should be worded,”
Benny Cemoli active before the
There was a stir, and through war?”
ran for the UN
senate. But he Fletcher said. “Make it a simple
the office doorway came the rap- was defeated, naturally.” inquiry. You’ve followed the ac-
There was silence. Both Le-
idly-moving figure of Otto Die- “And that was the last of counts in the paper about Ce-
Conte and his assistant Mr. Fall
him?” Hood asked. moli’s movement. Tell the edi-
trich, looking grim. “Hood,” he
said without preamble, “there’s
were pale and tense; they faced
him tight-lipped, glancing at
“Oh yes,” LeConte said. “He tor — ” Fletcher paused. “That
a Times kiosk near my head- died of Asian flu soon after. you feel sympathetic and you’d
each other. movement. Ask
quarters. It just posted this.” He’s been dead for fifteen like to join the
He “I am not much for police the paper how.”
years.”
no GALAXY
'
white cloth apron sweeping with of the store, ushering them in- oning the police captain over.
been inhabited for a long, long
his broom. It was too natural, side. “See right away for your- The Greek,nervously, said, time, he realized as he warily
too easy. It was too ordinary. self.” 'What’s the matter, gentlemen?
entered. It was empty. Just an
“Shall we land?” the police “That’s what we intend to You find something dirty and
abandoned storeroom of some
captain asked him. do,” said. He moved with
Hood report to the board of health, is kind, its wooden walls scaling
“Yes,” Hood said. “And be agility,wasting no time on the that it? Customers have com- and dingy. Perhaps before the
ready.” conspicuous portions of the plained — tell me the truth, Misfortune the grocery store had
The proprietor, seeing them store; he strode directly on please. Yes, it is fresh paint.
We possessed a larger inventory.
land in the street before his through. keep everything spick and span.
More stocks had been available
grocery store, laid his broom Isn t that in the public
interest?” then, but now this room was not
carefully toone side and walked ^T'he back room lay ahead, Running his hands across the needed. Hood moved about,
toward them. He was. Hood saw, the warehouse with its car- wall of the broom closet,
the flashing his beam of light up to
a Greek. He had a heavy mus- tons of cans, cardboard boxes policecaptain said quietly, “Mr. the ceiling and then down to the
tache and slightly wavy gray stacked up on every side. A Hood, there was a doorway here.
floor. Dead flies, entombed here
hair, and he gazed at them with young boy was busy making a Sealed up now, very recently.”
. . . and, he saw, a few live ones
innate caution, knowing at once stock inventory; he glanced up, He looked expectantly toward
which crept haltingly in the
that they did not intend him startled, as they entered. Noth- Hood, awaiting instructions. dust.
any good. Yet he had decided ing here. Hood thought. The Hood said, “Let’s go in.” “Remember,” the police cap-
114 GALAXY IF THERE WERE NO BENNY CEMOLI 115
—
tain said, “it was boarded up out of sight; it had slipped Ahe spread the picture out
s
a lot to the pape. They over-
just now, within the last three down farther and farther. Now on his desk. Hood thought. looked it or weren’t able to get
days. Or at least the painting was Hood took hold of it and care- merely a fantasy of the
It isn’t to it. Probably they were work-
just now done, to be absolutely fully drew it out. Back up the Times. We know the truth now. ing in such haste; they couldn’t
accurate about it.” way it had come. The man is real and twenty-four think of everything, even in ten
“These flies. Hood said. The Greek shuddered. hours ago this portrait of him years. It must be hard to obit-
“They’re not even dead yet.” So It was. Hood saw, a picture. hung on a wall, in plain sight. erate every surviving detail of a
it had not even been three days. A heavy, middle-aged man with It would still be there this mo-
planet-wide political movement,
Probably the boarding-up had loose jowls stained black by the ment, if CURB had not put in especially when its leader man-
been done yesterday. grained beginnings of a beard, its appearance. We frightened aged to seize absolute power in
What had this room been used frowning, his lips set in defiance. them. The Earth people have a the final phase.”
{or? He turned to the Greek, A big man, wearing some kind lot to hide from us, and they “Impossible to obliterate,”
who had come after them, still of uniform. Once this picture know it. They are taking steps, Hood said. A closed-off store-
tense and pale, his dark eyes had hung on the wall and people rapidly and effectively, and we room the back of a Greek
in
flickering rapidly with concern. had come here and looked at it, will be lucky if we can grocery store that was
. . .
This is a smart man. Hood real- paid respect to it. He knew who Interrupting his thoughts, enough to tell us what we needed
We get out of it was. This was Benny Cemoli, Joan said, “Then the Bleekman
ized. will little to know. Now Dietrich’s men
him. at the height of his political ca- Street address really was a meet- can do the rest. If Cemoli is
At the far end of the store- reer, the leader glaring bitterly ing place for them. The pape alive they will eventually find
who had
room
picked
the police
out
flashlights
a cabinet, empty
at the followers
ed here. So this was the man.
gather- was correct.”
“Yes,” Hood said.
him, and if he’s dead they’ll —
be hard to convince, knowing
shelves of rough wood.
bare, No wonder the Times showed “Where he now?”
is
Dietrich. They’ll never stop
Hood walked toward it. such alarm. I wish we knew. Hood thought.
looking now.
“Okay,” the Greek said thick- To the Greek grocery store “Has Dietrich seen the pic- “One good thing about this,”
ly, swallowing. “I admit it. We owner, Hood said, holding up ture yet?”
Joan said, “is that now a lot of
have kept bootleg gin stored the picture, “Tell me. Is this “Not yet,” Hood said. innocent people will be off the
here. We became scared. You familiar you?”
to Joan said, “He was responsi-
Centaurians
—” lookedHe “No, no,” the Greek said. He ble for the war and Dietrich is
hook. Dietrich won’t go around
prosecuting them. He’ll be busy
around at them all with fear. wiped perspiration from his face going to find it out.” tracking down Cemoli.”
“You’re not like our local with a large red handkerchief. “No one man,” Hood said, True, Hood thought. And that
bosses; we know them, they un- “Certainly not.” But obviously, “could solely be responsible.” was important. The Centaurian
derstand us. You! You can’t be it was. “But he figured largely,” Joan police would be thoroughly oc-
reached. But we have to make Hood said, “You’re a follower said. “That’s why theyr’ve gone
cupied for a long time to come,
a living.” He spread his hands, of Cemoli, aren’t you?” to so much effort to eradicate
and that was just as well for
appealing to them. There was silence. all traces of his existence.” everyone, including CURB and
From behind the cabinet the “Take him along,” Hood said Hood nodded. itsambitious program of recon-
edge of something protruded. to the police captain. “And let’s “Without the Times,” she said, struction.
Barely visible, it might never start back.” He walked from the ‘Svould we ever have guessed If there had never been a
have been noticed. A paper room, carrying the picture with that such a political figure as Benny Cemoli, he thought sud-
which had fallen there, almost him. Benny Cemoli existed? We owe denly, it would almost have been
116 GALAXY IF THERE WERE NO BENNY CEMOLI
117
necessary to invent him. An odd picture you have — I haven’t Hood said,
to prosecute him, I hope.”
“You’re not going He, too, could hardly wait.
thought ... he wondered how it seen it, of course, but Stavros,
“Oh, no. He’s simply a source
had happened to come to him. our Greek gentleman, told me Tn downtown Oklahoma City,
Again he examined the picture, about it —that portrait is ac-
of information. When he’s
us all he has on
told John LeConte put a coin in-
much as pos- tually obsolete in the sense that
his mind we’ll fhe slot of the kiosk which
trying to infer as let him go back
several more recent ones have to his onions
sible about the man from this
and canned apple sauce. He’s
the Times had long ago estab-
flatlikeness. How had Cemoli been in vogue among the faith- lished there. The copy of the
harmless.”
sounded? Had he gained power ful for some time now. Stavros Times, latest extra slid out, and
“Did Cemoli survive the war?”
through the spoken word, like hung onto it for sentimental rea- he picked it up and read the
“Yes,”
Dietrich said. “But
so many demagogues before sons. It reminded him of the old headline briefly, spending only
that was ten years ago. Stavros
him. And his writing . . . May- days. Later on when the Move- a moment on it to verify the es-
doesn’t know if the man' is still
be some of it would turn up. Or ment grew in strength, Cemoli sentials. Then he crossed the
alive now. Personally I think
even tap recordings of speeches stopped showing up at the gro- he sidewalk and stepped once more
is, and we’ll go on
cery store, and the Greek lost that assump-
he had made, the actual sound tion until it’s proved false.
into the rear seat of his chauf-
of the man. And perhaps video out in any personal contact with We feur-driven steam car.
have to.”
tapes as well. Eventually it him. He continued to be a loyal Mr. F all said circumspectly.
Hood thanked him and hung
would all come to light; it was dues-paying member, but it be- Sir, here
is the primary ma-
up.
only a question of time. And came abstract for him.”
As he turned from the phone
terial, you wish to make a
if
then we will be able to experi- “What about the war?” Hood word-by-word comparison.” The
he heard, beneath him, the low,
ence for ourselves how it was asked.
dull rumbling. The homeopape
secretary held out the folder,
to live under the shadow of such “Shortly before the war Ce- and LeConte accepted it.
had once more started into life.
a man, he realized. moli seized power in a coup The car started up.
W^ithout
“It’s not a regular edition,”
The line from Dietrich’s of- here in North America, through being told, the chauffeur drove
Joan said, quickly consulting her
fice buzzed. He picked up the a march on New York City, dur- in the direction of Party
head-
wristwatch. “So it must be an-
phone. ing a severe economic depres- quarters. LeConte leaned back,
other extra. This is
“We have the Greek here,” sion. Millions were unemployed exciting, lit a cigar and made himself
having it happen like this;
Dietrich said. “Under drug- and he drew a good deal of sup- I comfortable.
can’t wait to read
guidance he’s made a number of port from them. He tried to the front On his lap, the newspaper
page.”
admissions; you may be inter- solve the economic problems blazed up its enormous head-
What has Benny Cemoli done
ested.” through aggressive foreign
an lines.
—
attacked several Latin
now? Hood wondered. Accord-
“Yes,” Hood said. policy
ing to the Times, in its mis-
American republics which were CEMOLI ENTERS COALITION
phased chronicling of the man’s
UN GOVERNMENT;
D ietrich
he’s
said,
been
“He
follower for
a
seventeen years, a real old-timer
tells us in the sphere of influence of the
Chinese. That seems to be it, but
Stavros is a bit hazy about the
epic
ing
. .
place
. what stage, actually tak-
years ago, has now
TEMPORARY CESSATION OP
hostilities
been reached? Something
in the Movement. They met big picture we’ll have to fill
. . .
cli-
matic, deserving of an extra. It
twice a week in the back of his in more from other enthusiasts To his secretary, LeConte said,
will be interesting, no doubt of
grocery store, in the early days as we go along. From some of “My phone, please.”
that. The Times knows what “Yes
when the Movement was small the younger ones. After all, this is sir.” Mr. Fall handed
fit to print.
and relatively powerless. That one is over seventy years old.” him the portable field-phone.
118
GALAXY
119
in the tattered textbook, crude-
“But we’re almost there. And it’s
a bombastic, threatening quality to complete, isn’t discovered.
you don’t ly, as if a pupil had done it; Or
always possible, if ... I must admit I enjoyed it.” doesn’t collapse.
mind my pointing it out, that And meanwhile, LeConte The steam car parked in the
they may have tapped us some- DOWN WITH CEMOLI thought, there are no war-crimes reserved space before Party
where along the line.”
Or was that going too far? No,
trials. We
who were leaders dur- headquarters; the chauffeur
“They’re busy in New York,” ing the war, on Earth and on came around to open the door,
LeConte said. “Among the he decided. There would be re-
Certainly of the spon-
Mars, we who held responsible and LeConte got leisurely out,
ruins.” In an area that hasn’t
sistance.
taneous, school boy variety. He
posts — we are safe, at least for stepping forth into the light of
mattered as long as I can re- a while. And perhaps it will be day, with no feeling of anxiety.
member, he said to himself. added
forever. our strategy contin-
If He tossed his cigar into the gut-
However, possibly Mr. Fall’s ues to work. And if our tunnel ter and then sauntered across
advice was good; he decided to WHERE ARE THE ORANGES?
to the cephalon of the homeo- the sidewalk, into the familiar
skip the phone call. “What do pape, which took us five years building. — PHILIP K. DICK
Peering over his shoulder,
you think of this last item?” he
Mr. Fall said, “What does that
asked his secretary, holding up
the newspaper.
mean?”
“Cemoli promises oranges to
“Very success-deserving,” Mr.
Fall said, nodding.
the youth,” LeConte explained. LULLABY: 1990
Opening his briefcase, Le- “Another empty boast which the Sleep now, little one, fortunate child.
revolution never fulfills. That (Summer
Conte brought out a tattered, follow spring and winter follow fall.)
coverless textbook. It had been was Stavros’ idea ... he being a When you were born the kind gods smiled.
grocer. A nice touch.” Giving it, Sleep, perfect little one, superior to all.
manufactured only an hour ago,
and it was the next artifact to he thought, just that much more
semblance of verisimilitude. It’s Some have three eyes and some have one.
be planted for the invaders from
the little touches that have done (Dawn follow dark and dark follow day.)
Proxima Centaurus to discover. Some have many legs and others have none;
This was his own contribution, it.
some live a little while and then waste away.
and he was personally quite “Yesterday,” Mr . Fall said,
dren. “Who did they get to do it?” Some eat flesh and some eat grasses.
LeConte asked, wondering why (Men still love and still
get married.)
“May I ask,” Mr. Fall said,
Tentacled lads and two headed lasses
“if the Party hierarchy intends he hadn’t been in on it.
lie in the alley-ways, yet unburied.
for them to discover a corpse?” “Some nightclub entertainer
“Eventually,” LeConte said. here in Oklahoma City. Rather Sleep now, little one, fortunate child.
“But that will be several months obscure, of course. I believe he (Summer follow spring and winter follow fall.)
from now.” Taking a pencil specializes in all sorts of char- When you were born the kind gods smiled.
from his coat pocket he wrote acterizations. The fellow gave it Sleep, little one, who will never wake at all.
Sheri S. Eberhart
120 GALAXy
121
science, and philosophy”) and multifarious. One could not
ends with a more-in-sorrow-than- want a more detailed and fasci-
in-anger implication that sf has nating accoimt of the birth and
lost direction and ceased to growth of what is certainly one
evolve: “Suave writing (has) of the most interesting forms of
diluted most of the “sense of expression ever to strike this or
wonder” in science fiction. The any other planet. From the sci-
‘documentary,’ too close to the entific dreams of Cyrano to the
present to allow for any imagi- beauty of Dejah Thoris, from
nation, (has) rinsed out most of the influence of the legendary
what remained.” In between is Golem on robot stories to the
prose with the delicacy of a battle of the behemoths, where-
Caterpillar D-8 —
no insult, real- in Otis Adelbert Kline took on
ly, for we have much respect for Edgar Rice Burroughs, with
Mr. Caterpillars’ products. epics as weapons: from the very
The above quotes and citations well-written exposition of M. P.
are legitimate examples of a Shiel’s truly vicious anti-Semi-
man’s legitimate opinions. What tism to the extraordinary career
makes one carp a little is the of the almost-unknown Lu Sena-
air of positiveness with which rens, author of most of the Frank
they are presented. One would Reade, Jr. series —
there is
be happier if, say, the words In hardly a page of this remarkable
my opinion were run as a
. . book which will not yield you
sort of subtitle on the dedication an astonishment, a revelation or
page — a good position for it, at at the very least as well, whad-
THE INFINITE MOSKOWIH that, for there’s no question that daye know!” Some of the aston-
^T^he man named Sam the On the theory that it is point- the man isdedicated to just that. ishments involve names that you
Mosk, this milennium’s less to apply unguents until we And it is unfair to pick at a work may never have associated with
Stentor, who gossips like an auc- have a patient, leave us first lay of scholarship as if scholarship science fiction before —
Fitz-
tioneer,whose impact (if not in- about us. Sam Moskowitz begins should have conferred grace, just James O’Brien, for one, and Ed-
fluence) on fandom (if not sci- the book with the world’s knob- as it is unfair to pick at a grace- ward Everett Hale. And some of
ence fiction) is without compar- biest definition of science fic- ful work for its lack of scholar- the examinations —
for example,
ison (“He stamped about the tion (“. . . a branch of fantasy ship. If the criterion is did : that of Philip Wylie, and of
Convention,” wrote a fan, “drop- identifiable by the fact that it the author achieve his aims? Olaf Stapledon —
have a style
ping his own name,”) has pro- eases the ‘willing suspension of then on the one hand Shake- and depth quite transcending
duced a book which is an in- disbelief’ on the part of its read- speare did, for all his lack of all criticism of ham-handedness.
group landmark, and in many a ers by utilizing an atmosphere science, and so did Moskowitz, In view of our remarks above
sequence can be accused not of scientific credibility for its for all his lack of poetry. And concerning a man’s right to his
only with indefatigability but imaginative speculations in phys- here end the kicks. own choices and conclusions,
with downright scholarship. ical science, space, time, social The kudos is heartfelt and what follows is not a complaint.
122 GALAXY j FIVE STAR SHELF 123
We must, however, record our “sighting” of the period of the such case the authors have been about these critics is well said,
disappointment in seeing no Great Saucer Craze. There is no able to show the existence, either but they say it twice; the first
mention of certain writers who doubt that at this time a number as a matter of record or as at time is as a two-line rubric on the
have been, personally, profoimd- of people saw things they least a reasonable probability, dedication page of the volume:
ly influential — so much so that couldn’t account for and, in all of some other conspicuous phe- “S/’s no good,” they bellow
it would be hard for us (again, good faith, attempted to explain nomenon —
star, planet, cloud, till we’re deaf.
personally) to imagine science them in terms of extra-terrestrial plane, weather ballon or optical “But this looks good.” “Well,
fiction without them. They are visitors. There is even less doubt effect — which might easily have then, it’s not sf.”
Budrys, Shute, Tenn, Vonnegut, that in the wake of these early been mistaken for a UFO. True,
Vercors and Tom Godwin, each sightings there sprang up a rank the fact that an observer might When we published Jack
of whom has inspired and in- growth of lunatics and publicity- have been mistaken is a long way Vance’s The Dragon Masters
structed your correspondent. hounds, buck-hustlers and frauds from proof that he was mistaken. here a year or so ago, it was re-
But certainly every writer in the who by their clamor and obvious The authors point out, however, ceived with considerable delight,
field could compose a similar unreliability discredited not only that if these other phenomena are not only for its own considerable
list, and it would be no discredit their own claims but those of all not what the sighters saw, it is merits but because of the fine
to Mr. Moskowitz, for each of the others. Dr. Menzel and Mrs. at least interesting that they Gaughan illustrations that
us has a different opinion (some- Boyd have patiently gone over didn’tmention these things when adorned it. Now in book form
times differing a little, some- every single case, preposterous they were in the very part of the (Ace), the publishers have kept
times drastically) of what sci- or not, and they, present their sky where the sighters reported Gaughan on to do its cover, which
ence fiction is. In sum, no one findings here, without passion “unidentified” objects. The auth- is again a handsome job. The
has surveyed the roots of sf as but with candor and touches of ors .conclude, rather regretfully, story remains what it was: one
well as Mr, M. probably no one wit. What it all comes down that while there are grounds for of the best sf stories to appear
;
to
ever will; prossibly, no one else is that the case for flying sauc- believing that intelligent life an 3Twhere in the past half-dozen
can. mostly on the words of may exist off-Earth and may at
ers rests years. This is a double volume:
The book is published by observers describing what they any moment come calling on us, the other half is an earlier, but
World, costs $6 (and is worth it) saw —
or thought they saw, or “No evidence yet found indicates well worthwhile, Vance science-
has 353 pages and includes a
pretty good index. Ask for Ex-
claimed to see buttressed to— such visits have begun.” And so fiction adventure story called
some degree by a few smudged we end an age .. . The Five Gold Bands Read- . . .
plorers oi the Infinite, Shapers photographs and a scattering of ers of our companion magazine.
of Science Fiction, by Sam Mos- physical objects described by In Spectrum II (Harcourt, If, will be pleased by another
kowitz. their discoverers as of off-Earth Brace & World), Kingsley Amis new Ace book, or at least by half
— THEODORE STURGEON origin. Many exhibits in each and Robert Conquest put to- of it: six of Keith Laumer’s
category are demonstrably fakes. gether an anthology of familiar Retief stories, collected under
OTHER NEW BOOKS The best that can be said of the but first-rate stories by Wyman the title of Envoy to New Worlds.
n The World of Flying Saucers remaining photographs and speci- Guin, James Blish, Philip K. The other half of the book is
I (Doubleday), Donald H. mens is that they are ambiguous. Dick, Isaac Asimov and others, Flight from Yesterday, by Rob-
IVenzel and Lyle G. Boyd have As to the eyewitness reports, and present them with a thought- ert Moore Williams, which brings
gone to great lengths to track there are many by persons whose ful introduction berating those some Atlanteans to the 20th cen-
down all the surviving evidence statements deserve careful at- critics who reflexively damn all tury for assorted adventures, with
surrounding every recorded UFO tention; but in essentially every science fiction. What they say mixed effect. — FP
124 GALAXY FIVE STAR SHELF 125
AND AIL THE EARTH A GRAVE were ready to get into it. For
amorous young men, and some
not so young, the message was
There's nothing wrong with by C. C. MacAPP plain. The motto, “The Gift That
a little on the way, and dropped and predictions for the Christ- So was she. She looked as if it, gawked, and rushed out to
dazedly into his chair. They mas season were gloomy. Early had just gotten out of bed, or buy.
Congress was called into session empty stores. The nation sat
early. The President got author- down to breathe. Mostly it sat
ity to ration lumber and other on coffins, because there wasn’t
materials suddenly in starvation- space in the living rooms for
short supply. State laws were any other furniture.
passed against cremation, under There was hardly an individ-
heavy lobby pressure. A new ual in the United States who
racket, called boxjacking, blos- didn’t have, in case of sudden
somed overnight. sharp pains in the chest, several
The Advertising Manager who boxes to choose from. As for the
had put the thing over had been rest of the world, it had better
fighting with all the formidable not die just now or it would be
128
literally a case of dust to dust. and buses were still being built, say, “It began here.” One of the Grant Avenue in San Francisco.
but that was all. first was surely the widely-print- They died with highly intellec-
Some new caskets were ed one showing a tattooed, smil-
O f course everyone expected
a doozy of a slump after
of the
true works of art. Others —
well,
there was variety. Compact mod-
ing young man with his chin
thrust out manfully, lying in a
and eventually
tual expressions,
were washed by the gentle rain.
Of course there were voices
Christmas. But our Advertising
Manager, who by now was of els appeared, in which the occu- coffin. He wasrugged-looking shouting calamity. When aren’t
course Sales Manager and First pant’s feet were .to be doubled and likable (not too rugged for there? But in the long run, and
Vice President also, wasn’t set- up alongside his ears. One manu- the spindly-limbed to identify not a very long one at that, they
tling for any boom-and-bust. facturer pushed a circular mod- with) and he oozed, even though availed naught.
He’d been a frustrated victim of el, claiming that by all the laws obviously dead, virility at every
of nature the foetal position was pore. He was probably the finest- Tt isn’t hard imagine the
his choice of industries for so to
the only right one. At the other looking corpse since Richard
many years that now, with his reactions of the rest of the
teeth in something, he was going extreme were virtual houses, or- the Lion-Hearted. world. So let us imagine a few.
to give it the old bite. He gave nate and lavishly equipped. Pos- Neither must one overlook the The Communist Block immed-
people a short breathing spell to sibly the largest of all was the singing commercials. Possibly ately gave its Stamp of Disap-
arrange their coffin payments “Togetherness” model, triangu- the catchiest of these, a really proval, denouncing the move-
and move the presents out of the lar, with graduated recesses for cute little thing, was achieved by ment as a filthy Capitalist Im-
Father, Mother, eight children jazzing up the Funeral March. Pig plot. Red China,
perialist
front rooms. Then, late in Jan-
(plus two playmates), and, in It started gradually, and it was which had been squabbling with
uary, his new campaign came
down like a hundred-megaton- the far corner beyond the baby, all so un-violent that few saw it Russia for some time about a
the cat. as suicide. Teen-agers began hav- matter of method, screamed for
ner.
Within a week, everyone saw The slump was over. Still, ing “Popping-off parties”. Some immediate war. Russia exposed
economists swore that the new of their elders protested a as patent stupidity, saying
quite clearly that his Christmas little, this
models were now obsolete. The boom couldn’t last either. They but adults were taking it up too. that if the Capitalists wanted to
coffin became the new status reckoned without the Advertis- The tired, the unappreciated, die, warring upon them would
symbol. ing Manager, whose eyes gleam- the ill and the heavy-laden lay only help them. China surrepti-
The auto industry was of ed brighter all the time. People down in growing numbers and tiously tried out the thing as an
already had coffins, which they expired. A black market in poi- answer to excess population, and
course demolished. Even people
polished and kept on display, sons operated for a little while, found
who had enough money to buy it good. It also appealed
a new car weren’t going to trade sometimes in the new “Coffin- but soon pinched out. Such was to the well-known melancholy
ports” being added to houses. the pressure of persuasion that
in the old one and let the new facet of Russian nature. Besides,
one stand out in the rain. The The Advertising Manager’s rea- few needed artificial aids. The after pondering for several days,
garages werefull of coffins. Pe- soning was direct and to the boxes were very comfortable. the Red Bloc decided it could
troleum went along with Autos. point. He must get people to use People just closed their eyes and not affort to fall behind in any-
the coffins; and now he had all exited smiling.
(Though there were those who thing, so it started its own pro-
whispered knowingly that the the money to work with that The Beatniks, who had their gram, explaining with much log-
same people merely moved over he could use. own models of coffin —
mouldy, ic how it differed.
the new industry. It was The new note was woven in so scroungy, and without lids, since An elderly British philoso-
into
noticeable that the center of it gradually that it is not easy to the Beatniks insisted on being pher endorsed the movement, on
became Detroit.) A few trucks put a finger on any one ad and seen —
placed their boxes on the the grounds that a temporary set-
tive customer, and a single Stock- As it moved westward over around to see how The Star King comes out, what can we tell you to
holder,” he said, mangling a parched hills, it espied two black change your mind? But, of course, there's more. Lots more and, we think, —
stogie and beetling his brows at dots a few miles to its left. It a great deal that you'll find just as rewarding as Vance. There is, for
the one reporter who’d showed circled over for a closer look, example, the lead novelette. Grandmother Earth, by that Old Reliable,
up for the press conference, “111 then grunted and went on its J. T. McIntosh. There's a novelette by Philip K. Dick called Oh! to be a
try to put him in a coffin so I way. It had seen them before. Blobel which has to deal with certain unanticipated problems of the after-
can pay him a dividend.” The old prospector and his burro math of future interplanetary wars. (Talk about disabled veterans! In
had been in the mountains for Dick's view, the quadrapelgics and other victims of minor-league events like
T?inally, though, a man who so long the buzzard had con- World War II have nothing to worry about . . . )
thought he must be the last cluded they didn’t know how to And, of course, there'll be Willy Ley's usual contribution, short stories,
living human, wandered content- die. features and all . . .
The bum’s eyes cleared long chetes were sold. standing there, those that were ing of the streets was replaced
enough for him to peer into The city had not less than able. with echoing silence, and that
Dewforth’s eyes in order to see three dimensions. He had In his search for a way out silence was invaded by the sound
not
if his madness was worth shar- been fully prepared for the im- of the darkness, he was obliged — the voice of the colossus, re-
ing,then they filmed over again plications of this, either. Exis- to turn back time and again. If mote and terrible.
as he decided that it was not. tence in three dimensions does gangs of shadows fought with Dewforth asked directions
Dewforth crowded past him not necessarily mean three-di- knives at the end of a street again, this time of a pear-shaped
and walked on. He was making mensional vision. The sky was which had at first looked prom- figure which may or may not
real progress. He had at last not visible through the maze of ising, what business had shad- have had legs and which sat in
found someone who acknowl- girders, stairways and catwalks ows cursing or screaming or the mouth of an iron cave and
edged that there was something overhead. Dewforth tried to ori- bleeding? If the madman who smoked what appeared to be a
.”
up there above eye-level. The ent himself by the direction of enjoined the mob to fight in the twist of hemp. “Where . Dew-
.
others —
old lost children, fig- shadows, but this was mislead- service of nothingness was only forth began.
ures of scab and grime —
had ing. It was the heart of the shad- a mouse dancing on a summit of “Nobody goes up there,” the
been unaware of anything but ow district, and the play of shad- garbage, why did they cheer? At hemp -smoker answered without
inner cavities of craving and fear ows was the order of things. The the end of still another street, looking up at him.
above the sidewalk firmament of rules were the rules of phantoms. a mass rape may not have been “Where do they come down,
trodden gum disks, sputum stars Flesh lived there in subjection. in progress; the participants then,” asked Dewforth, trying a
and the ends of twice-smoked Long miscegenation with shad- I many not have waited sullenly new approach but with little
cigarettes. ow had made phantoms of them in a long line; a macrocephalic hope. There was a long pause.
The pear-shaped man
j
Hecould not have lost sight all andendowed all shadows gnome in a plaid suit may not have
didn’t
of the Control Tower. He had with the menace of the real. Ev- !
actually have moved up and arms either, Dewforth noticed.
never realized what streets were. erything was equivocal as hell. down the line selling tickets at Hands, but no arms.
Before that time he had known Dewforth wandered in a cav- i a reduced rate and explaining “Well now, some got it, some
a single well policed block be- ern without walls. He saw bulky that the outrage had been in pro- ain’t,” he said.
tween the station and his place overcoats with defeated hats or !
gress since the preceding Christ- “How’s that?” asked Dewforth.
of work. He still thought of defeated heads; long-legged mas Eve; but why was the un- The pear blew out a cloud of
streets as more or less open strips dwarfs in black leather jackets;
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forth’s courage, but they not just then noticed that his
noninformer was sitting on the
windows. Now it developed that small shelter of black derbies, dimmed his resolve not at all.
142 IN THE CONTROL TOWER 143
GALAXY
bottom step of a long, dark stair- level,but there was a rusty chain under his shirt and chilled hia
ly circling birds and low-flying
way which led up and up into a across the entrance.
douds came between him and navel, a poignant reminder of
jungle of lacy girders and shad- Dewforth’s foot caught in this the control disconnectedness.
the underside of
ows above them. chain as he stepped over it, and An eagle glided close and
house at the top of the structure.
He did not bother kicking the it shattered like a chain of stale
Before beginning the climb he screamed at him. It was like the
pear-shaped man. He stepped pretzels. There were no more laughter of his wife. He resumed
admonished himself not to look
over him and ran up the stairs people beyond the second level ponder what his climb, looking down no
down and not to
two at a time. His footsteps rang — none that could be seen. he was doing. In order to keep more.
on the iron stairs and carried He soon lost count of levels. climbing, however, he had to The last few yards of the
through the structure. It sounded Stairs became narrower and keep admonishing himself, climb were the worst. Some bolts
like the bells of a sunken cathed- more heavily encrusted with thereby only reminding himself holding the ladder in place were
ral ringing in the tide. birdlime and rust as he ascend- to look down and to ponder, to shapeless little masses of rust.
On the second level there was ed. In some places there were
the detriment of his equilibrium The eleventh rung from the top
more light and more air. It was long sweeping ramps which led and confidence. Was it vertigo, broke under his weight, and for
colder. There were loiterers on to blind sacs or reached out un- or did the ladder or the Tower the last ten steps he had to light-
the second level too, but these supported into space, and he was en his body by means of a tech-
itself sway in the singing wind?
were far from menacing. They forced to retrace his steps. At no Who was to say that the earth nique of autosuggestion and will-
clung to things and pressed them- time did he look down, even itself did not heave like ferment- projection which he invented on
selves against things, and they when it was possible. There were ing mash? Was any object in- the spot, demonstrating what
stared with unfocused eyes at usually high barriers along the herently more solid than any could be done under pressure of
something which had been there platforms and ramps. These were other object? What was “stabil- extreme necessity. He could see
before but was not there now. covered with layers of old ad- ity”? above his head a tiny balcony
These men seemed to be wear- vertising posters which peeled When he looked down at the not more than a yard square, at
ing greasy fezzes and dark, baggy and were tom by the wind, re- city he could not pick out the which the ladder terminated.
long underwear with buttons and vealing more ancient posters
still building in which he had work- The floor of this balcony ap-
vestigial lapels. As he approach- underneath. They seemed to ed. There was nothing in any peared to be made of long,
ed them, Dewforth saw that the have grown there by themselves feature of the landscape. Noth- weatherbeaten cigars which rea-
fezzes were actually felt hats like lichen. It seemed entirely ing. If his position, clinging to a son told him were badly cor-
with the brims atrophied or reasonable to Dewforth that the girder high above the city, made roded iron bars. Reason also told
rotted away, and the funereal writing on the older posters un- no sense, it did not make less him that there would be a door
long-johns were the weather- derneath was runic or demotic sense than the position of a man, there.
beaten remains of those suits and the faces were ochre-stained or a Dewforth, sitting in a blind He could not see a door
which are designed for Young skulls, but his impulse was to cell among thousands of other through the skeleton floor of tha
Men On The Way Up. As though hurry past and not study them blind cells down there, drawing balcony, but the idea that there
by tacit agreement of long stand- too closely. tiny lines. Nothing bound him would not be a door there was,
ing, these men did not look di- to the drafting room nor even under the circumstances, insup-
rectly at Dewforth as he passed, \ t last he found a long steep to the Dewforth of the drafting portable. There would be a door,
nor he at them. -^ladder running up the out- room —
not so much as a spider he told himself as he made his
There was no about
difficulty side of one of the legs of the web or a shaft of light. The light way upwards by means of levita-
finding a stairway to the next Control Tower. Only huge slow- pointed to itself. The wind got tion and the most tentative of
He shouted something that signal devices, he tried to re- in the lines of inane symbols.
a long window through which
bluish-gray light poured but sounded like "HuzzahP’ but al- capture the last utterance of the And they were all that stood be-
through which nothing could be most certainly was not, then Operator —
the former Operator. tween him and the approaching
then fell to the steel “Huzzah!” was out of the ques- tidal wave of night, and beyond
clearly seen from where he stood. stiffened,
deck with no more fuss than a tion. ‘Who’s there?” or “Who’s the night, the winter with its
The Operator sat on a high, one-
bag of corn-husks would have that?” were more likely, but, as storms.
legged stool. His head was drawn
into hisshoulders, which were made, and died, he thought of it, weren’t “I^hose — WILL MOHLER
crumpled things of birdlike
bones. His head was bald on top
but the fringe was long and wild. O ne would think that a win-
dowed control cab or
In the Current issue of IF —
He had big simian ears set at wheelhouse atop the loftiest
150 GALAXY
mentally working his features a tragical history of the bloody
Oid hesitated a half second was going to sayest that I do
little, as actors will, and knead- Scot, certes.” He waved his hand
longer than he usually know the plays. Having Queen
ing the stubble on his fat chin. toward the portrait of Shake- would — thought, his timing’s
I Elizabeth speak a prologue to
I said to him quietly, “Siddy, speare that always sits beside his otf tonight —
and then he har- Macbeth is as much an anachro-
what are we putting on tonight? mirror on top of his reserve rumphed and said, “Why, Iris nism as if you put her on the
Maxwell Anderson’s Elizabeth makeup box. At first that parti- Nefer, decked out as Good Queen gantry of the British moonship,
the Queen or Shakespeare’s cular picture of the Bard looked Bess, will speak a prologue to busting a bottle of champagne
Macbeth? It says Macbeth on too nancy to me a sort of — the play —
a prologue which I over its schnozzle.”
the callboard, but Miss Nefer’s peeping-tom schoolteacher have myself but last week writ.” “Ha!” he
cried as if he’d
getting ready for Elizabeth. She but I’ve grown used to it over He owled his eyes. “ ‘Tis an ex- caught me “And saying
out.
just had me go and fetch the red the months and even palsy-feel- periment in the new theater.” there’s a new
Elizabeth, wouldn’t
I said, “Siddy, prologues were that be the bravest advertise-
wig.” ing.
He tried out a few eyebrow He didn’t ask me why I hadn’t nothing new to Shakespeare. He ment ever for the Empire? —
rears — right, both togeth-
left, asked Miss Nefer my question. had them on half his other perchance rechristening the pi-
er —then turned to me, sucking Everybody in the company plays. Besides, it doesn’t make lot, copilot and astrogator
in his big gut a little, as he al- knows she spends the hour be- sense to use Queen Elizabeth. Drake, Hawkins and Raleigh?
ways does when a gal heaves in- fore curtain-time getting into She was dead by the time he And the ship The Golden Hind?
to hailing distance, and said, character, never parting her lips whipped up Macbeth, which is Tilly fally, lady!”
“Your pardon, sweetling, what except for that purpose — or to
all about witchcraft and direct- He went on, “My prologue an
sayest thou?” bite your head off if you try to ed at King James.” anachronism, quotha The !
Sid always uses that kook an- make the most necessary conver- He growled a little at me and groundlings will never mark it.
tique patter backstage, until I sation. demanded, “Prithee, how comes Think’st thou wisdom came to
it your peewit-brain bears such mankind with the stenchful
sometimes wonder whether I’m “Aye, ’tiz Macbeth tonight,”
in Central Park, New York City, Sid confirmed, returning to his a ballast of fusty book-knowl- rocket and the sundered atomy?
nineteen hundred and three frowning-practice: left eyebrow edge, chit?” More, the Bard himself was top-
I said softly, “Siddy, you don’t of anachronism. He put
quarters, or somewhere in South- up, right down, reverse, repeat, full
wark, Merry England, fifteen rest. “And I must play the ill-
camp in a Shakespearean dress- spectacles on King Lear, had
hundred and same. The truth is starred Thane of Glamis.” ing room for a year, tete-a-teting clocks tolling the hour in Cae-
that although he loves every last I said, “That’s fine, Siddy, with some of the wisest actors sar’s Rome, buried that Roman
fat part in Shakespeare and will but where does it leave us with ever, without learning a little ‘stead o’ burning him and gave
play the skinniest one with loyal Miss Nefer? She’s already Sure I’m a mental case, a poor Czechoslovakia a seacoast. Go
little A 8s A existing on your
and inspired affection, he thinks thinned her eyebrows and beak- to, doll.”
Willy penned Falstaff with ed out the top of her nose for sweet charity, and don’t think I “Czechoslovakia, Siddy?”
S.
nobody else in mind but Sidney Queen Liz, though that’s as far don’t appreciate it, but — “Bohemia, then, what skills
A “A-and-A, thou sayest?” he me now, sweet poppet.
Leave
J. Lessingham. (And no accent as she’s got. beautiful job, the it?
on the ham, please.) nose. Anybody else would think frowned. “Methinks the glad- Go thy ways. I have matters of
I closed my eyes and counted it was plastic surgery instead of some new forswearers of sack import to ponder. There’s more
to eight, then repeated my ques- putty. But it’s going to look kind and ale call themselves AA.” to running a repertory company
tion. of funny on the Thaness of “Agoraphobe and Amnesiac,” than reading the footnotes to
I told him. “But look, Siddy, I
He replied, “Why, the Bard’s Glamis.” Furness.”
looking in
had
calling the
just slouched
Half Hour and
his solemnity, sneak-
by plays, all jeweled and spangled
and brocaded, stage armor, great
Roman togas with weights in
you’ll
off
have
just
be whirled up and spun
anywhere, so that you
to clutch at something very
dressing room and
ever push its shaking body out
of that same motherly fatherly
that can’t
the borders to make them drape real to you to keep it from hap- room, except to stand in the
ers, levis and dirty T-shirt more
right, velvets of every color to pening and to remind you where wings for a scene or two and
like an underage refugee from
Skid Row than Sid’s newest re- rest your cheek against and you really are — as I did now watch the play until the fear
at the subway token on the thin gets too great and the urge to
cruit, assistant stage manager dream, and the fantastic cos-
and hardest-worked juvenile — tumes for the we
other plays gold chain around my neck take just one peek at the audi-
and I re-
though for once he’d remember- favor; Ibsen’s Peer Gynt, Shaw’s (Siddy’s first gift to me that I ence gets too strong . . .
ed to shave. I was about to ask Back to Methuselah and Hil- can remember) and chanted very member what happened the two
softly to myself, like a charm times Idid peek, and I have to
Sid who was going to play Lady liard’sadaptation of Heinlein’s
Mack if Miss Nefer wasn’t, or, Children of Methuselah, the Ca- or a prayer, closing my eyes come scuttling back.
if she were going to double the pek brothers’ Insect People, and squeezing the holes in the The costumery’s good occupa-
The Fountain, Fleck- token: “Columbus Circle, Times tional therapy for me, too, as
roles, shouldn’t I help her with O’Neill’s
the change? She’s a slow dresser er’sHassan, Camino Real, Chil- Square, Penn Station, Christo- my pricked and calloused finger-
pher Street.
.’’
tips testify. I think I must have
and the Elizabeth costumes are dren of the Moon, The Beggar’s .
anyone in show business that face. In short, we’re a team. of Honor around a bit now and burns with the thought of
suggests a crotchety old dame Which funny when you come
is then and Miss Nefer is a bear Mary’s death-warrant unsigned.
with lots of authority and scis- to think of it, as Sid and Miss on getting into character —a There’s my particular hell! —
sors hanging around her neck on Nefer and Bruce and Maudie are real Paul Muni. to doom, perchance, all future
a Although I got my
string. British (Miss Nefer with a touch She was all made up now, I queens, or leave a hole for the
I
crochets, all right, I’m not that of Eurasian blood, I romance); was happy to note, at least as Spaniard and the Pope to creep
I
old. Kind of childish, in fact. Martin and Beau and me are far as her face went —
I hate to like old worms back into the
As for authority, everybody out- American (at least I think I am) see that spooky eight-spoked sweet apple of England. Philip’s
ranks me, even Martin. while the rest come from just faint tattoo on her forehead tall black crooked ships massing
Of course to somebody outside everywhere. (I’ve sometimes wondered if she like sea-going fortresses south-
show business, wardrobe mis- got it acting in India or Egypt away —
cragged castles set to
might suggest a yummy gal
tress T>esides my costumery work, maybe). march into the waves. Parma in
who spends her time dressing up I fetch things and run in- Yes, she was already all made the Lowlands! And all the while
as Nell Gwyn or Anitra or Mrs. side errands and help the ac- up. This time she’d been going my bright young idiot gentle-
Pinchwife or Cleopatra or even tresses dress and the actors too. ,
extra heavy on the burrowing- men spurting out my treasure as
Eve (we got a legal costume for The dressing room’s very coedu- into-character bit, I could tell if it were so much water, as if
it) and inspiring the boys. I’ve cational in a halfway respectable right away, even if it was only gold pieces were a glut of sum-
tried once or twice. But
that way. And every once in a while for a hacked-out anachronistic mer posies. Oh, alackanight!”
Siddy frowns on it, and if Miss Martin and I police up the prologue. She signed to me to And I thought. Cry Iced! —
Nefer ever caught me at it I whole place, me skittering about help her dress without even thafs sure ipin^ to be one tyran-
think she’d whang me. with dustcloth and wastebasket, looking at me, but as I got busy nosauT of a prologue. And how
And in a normaller company he wielding the scrub-brush and I looked at her eyes. They were you’ll ever shift back to being
it would be the wardrobe room, mop with such silent grim effi- so cold and sad and lonely Lady Mack beats me. Greta, if
too, but costumery is my infan- ciency that it always makes me (maybe because they were so far this is what it takes to do just a
tile name for it and the actors go nervous to get through and duck away from her eyebrows and bit part, you’d better give up
along with my little whims. back into the costumery to col- temples and small tight mouth, your secret ambition of playing
I don’t mean to suggest our lect myself.
‘
and so shut away from each oth- walk-ons some day when your
company is completely crackers. Yes, the costum ery’s a great er by that ridge of nose) that I nerves heal.
To get as close to Broadway place to quiet your nerves or got the creeps. Then she began
even as Central Park you got to improve your mind or even to murmur and sigh, very softly he was really getting to
I
have something. But in spite of dream your life away. But this at first, then loudly enough so S me, you see, with that char-
Sid’s whip-cracking there is a time couldn’t have been there
I I got the sense of it. acterization. It was as if I’d man-
comforting looseness about its eight minutes when Miss Nefer’s “Cold, so cold,” she said, still aged to go out and take a walk
I
efficiency —
people trade around Elizabeth-angry voice came seeing things far away though and sat down in the park out-
the parts they play without fuss, skirling, “Girl! Girl! Greta, her hands were working smooth- side and heard the President
the bill may be changed a half where is my niff with silver ly with mine. “Even a gallop talking to himself about the
hour before curtain without any- trim?” I laid my hands on it hardly fires my blood. Never chances of war with Russia and
body getting hysterics, nobody in a flash and loped it to her, was such a Januarius, though realized he’d sat down on a
gets fired for eating garlic and because Old Queen Liz was there’s no snow. Snow will not bench with its back to mine and
breathing it in the leading lady’s known to slap even her Maids come, or tears. Yet my brain only a bush between. You see,
,
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here we were, two females un- For a wonder she didn’t some- :
by my ear, a maid crying rape, when who should come by call-
dignifiedly twisted together, at how swing around and clout me, a wild boar charging with dip- ing the Fifteen Minutes but
the moment getting her into that but only settled into character ping tusks, news of the Spaniard Martin. He looked so downright
crazy crouch-deep bodice that’s a little more deeply. '
at Thames’ mouth or, more hap- goofy that it took my mind off
Nefer-in-character for all of
like a big icecream cone, and yet “Fifty-four winters,” she re- I pily, a band of strolling actors
“ some new comedy eight seconds.
here at the same time was Queen plied dismally. ‘Tiz Januarius setting forth
His levied bottom half still
j
Elizabeth the First of England, of Our Lord’s year One Thou- to charm the fancy or some
three hundred and umpty-ump sand and Five Hundred and great unheard-of tragedy to tear looked like The Lower Depths.
years dead, coming back to life Eighty and Seven. I sit cold in the heart —
though that were Martin is Village Stanislavsky
in a Central Park dressing room. Greenwich, staring at the table somewhat much to hope for at rather than Ye Olde English
It shook me. where Mary’s death warrant thisseason and place, even if Stage Traditions. But above that
well, really amounted
She looked so much the part, waits only my sign manual. If Southwark be close by.” , , . all it
you see —even without the red I send her to the block, I open
to was that he was stripped to
the waist and had shaved off the
wig yet, just powdered pale
makeup going back to a quarter
the doors to future, less official
regicides. But if I doom her not, T he lacing was done. I stood
back from her, and really small high tuft of chest hair and
was wearing a black wig that
of an inch from her own short Philip’sarmada will come inch- she looked so much like Elia-
dark bang combed and netted ing up the Channel in a season, . beth painted by Gheeraerts or hung down in front of his shoul-
back tight. The age too. Miss puffing smoke and shot, and my
'
now she looked and talked and the end the Spaniard will have silver and the little silver-edge along with his tarpaper-solari-
felt to my hands dressing her, all. would alter. That
All history ruff and the black-silver tinsel- um tan and habitual poker ex-
well, at least a dozen years old- must not be, even if I’m damned cloth cloak lined with ^ white pression, made him look so like
er. I guess when Miss Nefer gets for it! And yet and yet. plush hanging behind her look- an American Indian that I
into character she does it with A
.
came buzz- I ed most like a winter riding thought. Hey Zeus! he’s all —
each molecule. ing along (the dressingroom costume —
and her face was set to play Hiawatha, or if he’d
That age point fascinated me has some insect life) and slowly such a pale frozen mask of Eliz- just cover up that straight-line
so much that I risked asking her circled her head rather close, abeth’s inward tortures, that I chest, afrowny Pocahontas. And
a question. Probably I was fig- but she didn’t even flicker her told myself. Oh, I got to talk to I quick ran through what plays
uring that she couldn’t do me eyelids. Siddy again, he’s made some big with Indian parts we do and
much damage because of the “I sit cold in Greenwich, go- , mistake, the lardy old lackwit, could only come up with The
positions we happened to be in ing mad. Each afternoon I ride, Miss Nefer just can’t be figuring Fountain.
I mutely goggled my question
I
it right I had my knee against mind away the bloody question ing myself to ask her all about guppy fins, but he brushed me
the tail of her spine. for some little space. It skills it direct, though it was going to off with a solemn mysterious
I
“How old, I mean how young not what: a fire, a tree a-falling, I
take some real nerve and may- smile and backed through the
might your majesty be?” I asked Davison or e’en Eyes Leicester be be risking broken bones or curtain. I thought, nobody can
her, innocently wonderingly tumbled with his horse, an assas- at least a flayed cheek to break explain this but Siddy, and I fol-
like some dumb serving wench. sin’s ball clipping the cold twigs the ice of that characterization, lowed Martin.
j
grouch bag from under his dou- Elizabeth all night and tomor- Then it hit me. They had no But was already hurrying
I
blet and dipped finger and row morning too. Whatever you actresses in Shakespeare’s day, on. Oh, it was logical enough to
thumb in it, and put in my palm think,she doesn’t know we’re they used boys. And the dark have Martin playing Mrs. Mac-
a silver model of the Empire doing Macbeth. But who’ll do green dress was so familiar to beth in a production styled to
State Building, charm bracelet Lady Mack if she doesn’t? And me because Shakespeare’s own times
my top-storey weakness. wall shuts off the out of doors took a step back. I noticed
I
meant that I must be missing so
felt a cold draft and shiver- and keeps the wind from blow- something new just beside the
much of what was going on right I
ing your backdrop, which is on
ed and I realized I was at the door: a high-legged, short-key-
around me, in spite of spending
door to the stage. that side, of course, when the board piano. Then I saw that the
24 hours a day in the dressing
auditorium’s in use. legs were those of a table. The
room, or at most in the small
should explain that our Tonight the stage was set up to piano was just a box with yel-
adjoining John or in the wings
of the stage just outside the
I stage is rather an unusual face the outdoors, although that lowed keys. Spinet? Harpsi-
one, in that it can face two ways, draft felt mighty chilly. chord?
dressing room door, that it
with the drops and set pieces I hesitated, as I always do at “Five minutes, everybody,”
scared me. Siddy telling every-
body, “Macbeth tonight in Eliz- and lighting all capable of be- the door to the stage —
though Martin quietly called out behind
and ing switched around completely. it wasn’t the actual stage lying me.
abethan costume, boys
To your left, as you look out the just ahead qf me, but only back- took hold of m5reelf. Greta,
girls,” sure, that I could have
I
missed —though you’d have dressing-room door, is an open- stage, the wings. You see, I al- I told myself —
also for the first
an open- ways have to fight the feeling you know that some day
thought he’d have asked my help theater, or rather
air time,
on the costumes. air place for the audience a — that if I go out the dressing room you’re really going to have to
large upward-sloping glade door, go out just eight steps, the face this thing, and not just for
But Martin getting up in Mrs.
Mack. Why, someone must have walled by thick tall trees and world will change while I’m out a quick dip out and back either.
with benches for over two thou- there and I’ll never be able to Better get in some practice.
held the part on him twenty-
sand people. On that side the get back. It won’t be New York I stepped through the door.
eight times, cueing him, while
stage kind of merges into the City any more, but Chicago or
he got the lines. And there must
grass and can be made to look Mars or Algiers or Atlanta, T>eau and Doc were already
have been at least a couple of
run-through rehearsals to make part of it by a green ground- Georgia, or Atlantis or Hell and out there, made up and in
I’ll never be able to get back to costume for Ross and King Dun-
sure he had all the business and cloth.
To your right is a big roofed that lovely warm womb with all can. They were discreetly peer-
stage movements down pat, and
Sid and Martin would have been auditorium with the same num- the jolly boys and girls and all ing past the wings at the gather-
ber of seats. the costumes smelling like au- ing audience. Or at the place
doing their big scenes every
backstage minute they could The whole thing grew out of tumn leaves. where the audience ought to be
spare with Sid yelling, “Witling! the free summer Shakespeare Or, especially when there’s a gathering, at any rate some- —
Think’st that’s a wifely buss?” performances in Central Park cold breeze blowing, I’m afraid times the movies and girlie
and Martin would have been that they started back in the that I’ll change, that I’ll grow shows and brainheavy beatnik
1950’s. wrinkled and old in eight foot- bruhahas outdraw us altogether.
droning his lines last time he
The Janus-stage idea is that in steps, or shrink down to the wit- Their costumes were the same
scrubbed and mopped
Greta, they’re hiding things nice weather you can have the less blob of a baby, or forget al- kooky colorful ones as the oth-
from you, I told myself. audience outdoors, but if it rains together who I am — ers’. Doc had a mock-ermine
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robe and a huge papier- Maybe, thought. Doc
mache crown. Beau was
gilt
carry- my
I
doubts about making Mac-
shares drumming
the sound of a horn.
of horses’ hoofs and ing —
telling me he’d still be
doubling Second Witch. And he
ing aragged black robe and beth plausible in rainbow pants.
hood over his left arm he — Still unobserved by them, I
^^ow they do have horseback
was hissing, “Places, please, ev-
Martin rushed past me, along hanging in an old hairnet a planet of Aldebaran. there in New York that terror-
with a black swooping that was home-run baseball autographed It’s really true, you see, about izes me, I’m pretty confident that
Maud already robed and hooded by Willy Mays. Things like that me actually living in the dress- it can never get in here.
for Third Witch, I beat it for Right now I was jumping my ing room. The boys bring me Besides that, there’s a great
my sleeping closet like Peer eyes over that stuff, asking it to meals: coffee in cardboard cy- big bolt on the inside of the
Gynt himself dashing across the keep me located and make me linders and doughnuts in little dressing room door that I throw
mountainside away from the safe, as I lay on my cot in my brown grease-spotted paper sacks whenever I’m all alone after the
cave of the Troll King, who only clothes with my knees drawn and malts and hamburgers and show. Next day they buzz for
wanted to make tiny slits in his up and my fingers over my ears apples and little pizzas, and me to open it.
eyeballs so that forever after- so the louder lines from the Maud brings me raw vegetables It worried me a bit at first and
wards he’d see reality just a little play wouldn’t be able to come — carrots and parsnips and little I had asked Sid, “But what if
differently. And as I ran, the nosing back around the trunks onions and such, and watches I’m so deep asleep I don’t hear
master-anachronism of that men- and tables and -bright-lit mirrors to make sure . I exercise my and you have to get in fast?”
acing mad march music was and find me. Generally I like to molars grinding them and get and he had replied, “Sweetling,
shrilling in my ears. listen to them, even if they’re my vitamins. I take spit-baths a word in your ear: our own
sort of sepulchral and drained in the little john. Architects Beauregard Lassiter is the pret-
Ill of overtones by their crooked don’t seem to think actors ever tiest picklock unj ailed since
trip. But they’re always tense- take baths, even when they’ve Jimmy Valentine and Jimmy
Sound a dumbe shew. Enter making. And tonight (I mean browned themselves all over Dale. not ask where he learn-
I’ll
M
the
sleeping closet is just
y
a cot at the back end of
third of the dressing
girls’
Park, though I know it from the
Pond to Harlem Meer
Met Museum, the Menagerie, the
the — \7"ou’d
*
think I’d be terrified
being alone in the dress-
“How do you jigger a big iron
bolt through a three-inch door
that fits like Maudie’s tights?”
room, with a three-panel screen Ramble, the Great Lawn, Cleo- ing room during the wee and I wanted to know.
to make it private. patra’s Needle and all the rest. morning hours, let alone trying “He carries lodestones of great
When I sleep I hang my out- But that’s the way it is. Maybe to sleep then, but that isn’t the power and divers subtle tools,”
on the screen, which
side clothes I’m like Jonah in the whale, re- way it works out. For one thing, Sid had explained for him.
is pasted and thumbtacked all luctant to go outside because the there’s apt to be someone sleep- I don’t know how they work it
over with the New York City whale’s a terrible monster that’s ing in too. Maudie especially. so that some Traverse-Three cop
stuff that gives me security: awful scary to look in the face And it’s my favorite time too or park official doesn’t find out
theater programs and restaurant and might really damage you for costume-mending and read- about me and raise a stink. May-
menus, clippings from the Times gulping you a second time, yet ing the Variorum and other be Sid just throws a little more
and the Minot, a torn-out pic- reassured to know you’re living books, and for just plain way- of the temperament he uses to
out about me. and talked me over and decided my situation to extort an5dhing her head right off. And she ran
my best chance for cure or for out of me, beyond asking me to to the only people and place
In fact, the actors are all so
bumping along half happily sew on a button or polish some where she felt she could ever
good about helping me and put- just
was staying in the dressing room boots or at worst clean the wash again feel safe. And she showed
ting up with my antics (though
they have their own, Danu digs!) rather than being sent home bowl. Not one of the boys has them the top of her head with
(funny, could I bave another?) made a pass I didn’t at least its singed hair and its jagged
that I sometimes think I must
be related to one of them a — or to a mental hospital. And seem to invite. And when my ring of skull and they took pity.
distant cousin or sister-in-law then they must have been cocky crush on Sid was at its worst he My least plausible theory of
enough about their amateur psy- shouldered me off by getting me, but the one I like the most,
(or my God!), because
wife,
—
and enough
interested polite something he only is to is that I was bom in the dress-
I’ve checked our faces side by chiatry
in me (the White Horse knows strangers. On the rebound I hit ing room, cradled in the top of
side in the mirrors often enough
why) to go ahead with a pro- Beau, who treated me like a real a flat theatrical trunk with my
and I can’t find any striking
Or maybe gram almost any psychiatrist Southern gentleman. ears full of Shakespeare’s lines
family resemblances.
would be bound to yike at. All this for a stupid little before I ever said “Mama,” let
I was even an actress in the
I got so worried about the set
waif, whom anyone but a gang alone lamped a TV; hush-walk-
company. The least important
up once and about the risks they of sentimental actors would ed when I cried by whoever was
one. Playing the tiniest roles
like Lucius in Caesar and Bianca might be running that, gritting have sent to Bellevue without a off stage, old props my first toys,
in Othello and one of the little down my dread of the idea, I second thought or feeling. For, trying to eat crepe hair my first
said to Sid, “Siddy, shouldn’t I to get disgustingly realistic, my indiscretion, sticks of grease-
princes in Dick the Three Eyes
see a doctor?” most plausible theory of me is paint my first crayons. You
and Fleance and the Gentle-
He looked at me solemnly for that I’m a stage-struck girl from know, I really wouldn’t be both-
woman in Macbeth, though me
couple of seconds and then Iowa who saw her twenties slip- ered by crazy fears about New
doing even that much acting a
“Sure, why not? Go talk ping away and her sanity too, York changing and the dressing
strikes me to laugh. said,
and made the dash to Greenwich
to Doc right now,” tipping a room shifting around in space
I am in that di-
But whatever
rection —
if I’m anything not — thumb toward Doc Pyeskov, who Village, and went so ape on
Shakespeare after seeing her
and time, if I could be sure I’d
always be able to stay in it and
one of the actors has told me a was just sneaking back into the
bottom of his makeup box what first performance in Central that the same sweet guys and
word about it or dropped the
looked like a half pint from the Park that she kept going back gals would always be with me
least hint. Not even when I beg
did, incidentally. there night after night (Christo- and that the shows would always
them to tell me or try to trick flash I got. I
pher Street, Penn Station, Times
them into it, presumably be- Doc explained to me Kraepelin’s go on.
from braziers, and keep your touching with his fingertips as i ing a fast peek. As you’ve gath- in the Second Act. I stood alone
mouth shut and everything’ll be he lifted them to the top half of 1
ered, audiences bug me. All in the wings, watching the play
fine.I’m sincerely glad you’ll be his green bodice, I got carried those people out there in the like a bug, frightened only of
able to be Queen Elizabeth all away, he made it so real. I de- shadows, watching the actors in the horrors Shakespeare had in
night long. Just so long as you cided boys can play girls better the light, all those silent voyeurs mind when he wrote it.
don’t try to steal the scene from than people think. Maybe they as Bruce calls them. Why, they Yes, the play was going great.
Martin and the rest of the cast, should do it a little more often, might be anything. And some- The Dagger Scene was terrif
and the real play. and girls play boys too. times (to my mind-wavery sor- where Duncan gets murdered
I suppose that camp chair Then Sid-Macbeth came back row) I think they are. Maybe offstage, and so was the part af-
will get a little uncomfortable to his wife from the wars, look- crouching in the dark out there, terwards where hysteria mounts
by the time the Fifth Act comes ing triumphant but scared be- hiding among the others, is the as the crime’s discovered.
tramping along to that drum- cause the murder-idea’s started one who did the nasty thing to But
.
just at this point I began
beat, but I’m sure you’re so to smoulder in him, and she got me that tore off the top of mv to catch notes I didn’t like. Twice
much in character you’ll never busy fanning the blaze like any head. someone was late on entrance
feel it. other good little hausfrau intent Anyhow, if I so much as and came on as if shot from a
One thing though: just don’t on her husband rising in the glance at the audience, I begin cannon. And three times at least
scare me again pretending to company and knowing that she’s to get ideas about it —
and some- Sid had to throw someone a line
work witchcraft —
with a vir- the power behind him and that
^
they came trooping off, yelling some voice I didn’t recognize re- t beginning to ad-lib.
Well, right away they all went made his brief appearance as a
“Well contented,” most of them ply a bit grudigingly, “There’s
c«i stage with a flourish, Sid and bloodied-up ghost in the Ban-
on my side for a change, I went meat in it and some poetry too, I
Martin crowned and hand in quet Scene. I asked myself. My
for Sid with a towel. He always though rough-wrought.” She 1
agined that last loud whisper Have you ever thought explained that on those two Wood’ll come to Dunsinane and
from the audience. Miss Nefer’s about the properties of nights we’d been giving per- you’ll be burnt at the stake by
simply unkinked herself, waved numbers? formances for people who’d ar- men in armor or drawn and
a hand to the real audience and — The Maiden ranged a costume theater-party quartered by eight-legged mon-
come back stage. Maybe Sid just and been going to attend a mas- keys that talk or torn apart by
had her out there for the first T ying on my cot, my eyes querade ball, and ’zounds, when wild centaurs or whirled through
half of the play. Or maybe she ' crosswise to the printing, I would I learn to guard my half- the roof to the moon without
just couldn’t stand watching looked from a pink Algonquin patched pate? being dressed for it or sent bur-
Martin give such a bang-up per- menu to a pale green New Am- I don’t know, I guess never, rowing into the past to stifle in
formance in her part of Lady sterdam program, with a tiny doll I answered now, quick looking Iowa 1948 or Egypt 4,008 B.C.
Mack. of Father Knickerbocker dan- at a Giants pennant, a Korvette The screen won’t keep her out.
Yes, maybe I should have told gling between them on a yellow ad, a map of Central Park, my
myself something like that, but thread. Really they weren’t cov- Willy Mays baseball and a Ra- '"T^hen a head of hair pushed
somehow all I could think then ering up much of anything. A dio City tour ticket. That was -* over the screen. But it was
— and I thought it with a steady ghostly hole an inch and a half eight items I’d looked at this black-bound-with-silver, Brahma
mounting shiver was. We got — across seemed to char itself in trip without feeling any inward bless us, and a moment later
two Elizabeths. This one is our the program. As if my eye were improvement. They weren’t re- Martin was giving me one of his
witch Nefer. I know. I dressed right up against it, I saw in vi- assuring me at all. rare smiles.
her. And I know that devil-look vid memory what I’d seen the The blue fly came slowly buzz- I said, “Marty, do something
from the But if this
virginals. two times I’d dared a peek ing down over my screen and I for me. Don’t ever use Miss Ne-
is our Elizabeth, the company through the hole in the curtain: asked it, “What are you looking fer’s footsteps again. Her voice,
Elizabeth, the stage Elizabeth a bevy of ladies in masks and for? A spider?” when what okay, if you have to. But not
. who’s the other?
. . Nell Gwyn dresses and men in should I hear coming back the footsteps. Don’t ask me why,
And because I didn’t dare to King Charles knee-breeches and through the dressing room just don’t.”
let myself think of the answer long curled hair, and the second straight toward my sleeping Martin came around and sat on
to that question, I dodged time a bunch of people and closet but Miss Nefer’s footsteps. My legs were
the foot of my cot.
around the invisible cage that creatures just wild: all sorts and No one else walks that way. already doubled up. He straight-
sneakers. scrubbing the pillow, “I mean “And a theater, well, a theat- my shoe and took hold of his
“Feeling a little wonky, . . . shifting,” I said. “By itself.” er can spring up almost any- middle finger as a baby might.
Greta?” he asked. “Don’t worry “How?” he asked. where and nobody ask questions, “Yeah,” I said, “But Martin,
about me. Banquo’s dead and so’s “Well,” I told him, “I’ve had except the zoning authorities is it true?”
his ghost. We’ve finished the this idea — it’s just a sort of and such and they can always He asked me gravely, “What
Banquet Scene. I’ve got lots of fancy, remember — that if you be squared. Theaters come and do you think?”
wanted to time-travel and, well, go. It happens all the time. I didn’t say anything.
time.”
I just looked at him, queerly I do things, you could hardly pick They’re transitory. Yet theaters “How would you like to work
guess. Then without lifting my a more practical machine than are crossroads, anonymous meet- in a company like that?” he ask-
head I asked him, “Martin, tell a dressing room and sort of stage ing places, anybody with a few ed speculatively.
me the truth. Does the dressing and half-theater attached, with bucks or sometimes nothing at “I don’t really know,” I said.
man
it. Actors can fit all can go. And theaters attract
room move around?” actors to
I was talking so low that he in They’re used to
anywhere. important people, the sort of TTe sat up straighter and his
hitched a little closer, not touch- learning new parts and wearing people you might want to do ^ voice got brisk. “Well, all
ing me anywhere else though. strange costumes. Heck, they’re something to. Caesar was stabbed fantasy aside, how’d you like to
“The Earth’s whipping around even used to traveling a lot. And in a theater. Lincoln was shot in work in this company?” He
the sun at 20 miles a second,” he if an actor’s a bit strange no- one. And. asked, lightly slapping my ankle.
replied, “and the dressing room body thinks anything of it — My voice trailed off. “A cute “On the stage, I mean. Sid thinks
180 GALAXY NO GREAT AAAGIC 181
you’re ready for some of the quite a few people in the theater close to his face. “Eight eyes me to see the length of the dress-
smaller parts. In fact, he asked who are bats on numerology, too,” he told me. Then, “Poor ing room and notice anyone
I
me to put it to you. He thinks they use it to pick stage-names. I little god,” he said and put it coming through the door and
you never take him seriously.” But I’d never have guessed it of back. any blurs moving behind the
I'
“Pardon me while I gasp and Martin. He always stmck me as “Marty? Marty?” Sid’s des- thin white curtain shutting off
glow,” I said. Then, “Oh Marty, the skeptical, cynical type. perate stage-whisper rasped the the boys’ two-thirds.
I can’t really imagine myself do- “I had another idea about length of the dressing room. I’d been going to think. But
ing the tiniest part.” eight,” I said hesitatingly. “Spi- Martin stood up. “Yes, Sid?” instead I just sat there, experi-
“Me neither, eight months ders. That 8-legged asterisk on Sid’s voice stayed a whisper encing my body and the room
ago,” he said. “Now, look. Lady Miss Nefer’s forehead ” I sup-
— but went from desperate to fero- around steadying myself or
it,
Macbeth.” pressed a shudder. cious. “You villainous elf-skin! maybe readying myself. I
“But Marty,” I said, reaching “You don’t like her, do you?” Know you not the Cauldron couldn’t tell which, but it was
“you haven’t
for his finger again, he stated. Scene’s been playing a hundred nothing to think about, only to
answered my question. About “I’m afraid of her,” I said. heartbeats? ’Tis ’most my en- feel. My heartbeat became a very
whether it’s true.” “You shouldn’t be. She’s a trance and we still mustering faint, slow, solid throb. My spine
“Oh that!” he said with a very great woman and tonight only two witches out of three! straightened.
laugh, switching his hand to the she’s playing an infinitely more Oh, you nott-pated starveling!” No one came went out.
in or
other side. “Ask me something difficultpart than I am. No, Before Sid had got much more Distantly I heard Macbeth and
else.” Greta,” he went on as L started than half of that out, Martin had the witches and the apparitions
“Okay,” I said, “why am I me, you don’t
to protest, “believe slipped around the screen, raced talk.
bugged on the number eight? understand anything about it at the length of the dressing room, Once I looked at the New
Because I’m permanently behind this moment. Just as you don’t and I’d heard a lusty thwack as York Screen, but all the stuff
a private 8-ball?” understand about spiders, fear- he went out the door. I couldn’t there had grown stale. No pro-
“Eight’s a number with many ing them. They’re the first to help grinning, though with Mar- tection, no nothing.
properties,” he said,suddenly as climb the rigging and to climb tin racked by anxieties and re- I reached down to my suit-
intently serious as he usually is. ashore too. They’re the web- liefs over his first time as Lady case and from where I’d been
“The comers of a cube.” weavers, the line-throwers, the Mack, was easy to understand
it going to get a miltown I took a
“You mean I’m a square?” I connectors, Siva and Kali united it slipping his mind that he was dexedrine and popped it in my
said. “Or just a brick? You in love. They’re the double man- still doubling Second Witch. mouth. Then I started out, be-
know, ‘She’s a brick.’ ” dala, the beginning and the end, ginning to shake.
“But eight’s most curious prop- infinity mustered and on the VI When I got to the end of the
erty.” he continued with a march — curtain I went around it to Sid’s
frown, “is that lying on its side “They’re also on my New I vault credit
will dressing table and asked Shake-
it signifies infinity. So eight York screen!” squeaked, and affect high pleasures speare, “Am I doing the right
erect is really — ” and suddenly
I
shrinking back across the cot a I Beyond death. thing. Pop?” But he didn’t an-
his made-up, naturally solemn little and pointing at a tiny — Ferdinand swer me out of his portrait. He
face got a great glow of inspira- glinting silver-and-black thing just looked sneaky-innocent, like
tion and devotion —
“Infinity mounting below my Willy-ball.
i
sat down where Martin had he knew a lot but wouldn’t tell,
Arisen!” Martin gently caught its line I been, first pushing the and I found myself think of a
Well, I don’t know. You meet on his finger and lifted it very . screen far enough to the side for little silver-framed photo Sid
cocky German-looking young ac- got to find my children and go When the Lady Macduff Scene now?” I whispered.
tor with “Erich” autographed get murdered.” was over and the Chicken Scene He turned a bleary eye on
across it in white ink. At least I well begun, I went back to the them. “I think they are rehears-
supposed he was an actor. He ’d moved a few steps nearer dressing room. Actors call it the ing Julius Caesar in Latin.” He
looked a little like Erich von I the stage when I felt the Chicken Scene because Macduff shrugged. “It begins the oration
Stroheim, but nicer yet some- gentlest tug at my hip. I looked weeps in it about “all my pretty of Antony.”
how nastier too. The photo had down and saw that a taut black chickens and their dam,” mean- “But why?” I asked. Sid does
used to upset me, I don’t know thread from the bottom of my ing his kids and wife, being mur- like to put every moment to use
why. Sid must have noticed it, sweater connected me with the dered “at one fell swoop” on or- when the performance-fire is in
for one day it was gone. dressing room. It must have ders of that chickenyard-raiding people, but this project seemed
I thought of the tiny black- snagged on the big bolt and un- “hell-kite” Macbeth. pretty far afield —
hyper-ped-
and-silver spider crawling across raveled. I moved my body an Inside the dressing room I antic. Yet at the same time I
the remembered silver frame, inch or so, tugging it delicately steered down the boys’ side. Doc felt my scalp shivering as if my
and for some reason it gave me to see what it felt like and I got was putting on an improbable- mind were jumping with specu-
the cold creeps. the answers Theseus’s clew, a
:
looking dark makeup for Mac- lations below the surface.
just
Well, this wasn’t doing me spider’s line, an umbilicus. beth’s last faithful servant Sey- Doc shook hjs head and
any good, just making me feel reached down close to my
I ton. He didn’t seem as boozy- shrugged again.
dismal again, so I quick went side and snapped it with my fin- woozy as usual for Fourth Act, Sid shoved a palm at Martin
out. In the door I had to slip gernails. The black thread leap- but just the same I stopped to and roared softly, “ ’Sdeath, boy,
around the actors coming back ed away. But the dressing room help him get into a chain-mail thou’rt not playing a Roman
from the Cauldron Scene and the door didn’t vanish, or the wings shirt made of thick cord woven statua but aRoman! Loosen your
big bolt nicked my hip. change, or the world end, and I and silvered. knees and try again.”
Outside Maud was peeling off didn’t fall down. In the third chair beyond, Sid Then he saw me. Signing Mar-
her Third Witch stuff to reveal After that I just stood there was sitting back with his corset tin to stop, he called, “Come
Lady Macduff beneath. She for quite a while, feeling my new loosened and critically surveying hither, sweetling.” I obeyed
twitched me a grin. freedom and steadiness, letting Martin, who’d now changed to quickly. He me a fiendish
gave
“How’s it going?” I asked. my body get used to it. I a white wool nightgown that grin and “Thou’st heard
said,
“Okay, I guess,” she shrugged. didn’t do any thinking. I hardly climg and draped beautifully, our proposal from Martin. What
“What an audience! Noisy as bothered to study anything but not particularly enticingly, sayest thou, wench?”
highschool kids.” around me, though I did notice on him and his folded towel,
“How come Sid didn’t have a that there were more bushes which had slipped a bit. '"T^his time the shiver was in
boy do your part?” I asked. and trees than set pieces, and From beside Sid’s mirror, my back. It felt good. I real-
“He goofed, I guess. But I’ve that the flickery lightning was Shakespeare smiled out of his ized I was grinning back at him,
battened down my bosoms and simply torches and that Queen portrait at them like an intelli- and I knew what I’d been get-
playing Mrs. Macduff as a boy.” Elizabeth was in (or back in) the gent big-headed bug. ting ready for the last twenty
“How does a girl do that in a audience. Sometimes letting your Martin stood tall, spread his minutes.
dress?” I asked. body get used to something arms rather like a high priest, “I’m on,” I said. “Count me
“She sits stiff and thinks is all you should do, or maybe and intoned, “Amici! Romani! in the company.”
pants,” she said, handing me her can do. Populares!" Sid jumped up and grabbed
and bussed me on both cheeks. a whisper, then more loudly, neck but the gold links parted. I My throat was squeezed dry. My
started to throw it across the heart was pounding. Below that
It was a little like being bombed. then full-throated but grave,
“Prodigious!” he cried. “Since his majesty went into the room, but instead I smUed at my body was empty, squirmy,
Siddy and dropped it in his electricity-stung, yet with the
“Thou’lt play the Gentlewoman field, I have seen her rise from
palm. feeling of wearing ice cold iron
in the Sleepwalking Scene to- her bed, throw her nightgown ‘
emergency —
we’re short-hand- “But Siddy, what if I blow geometrical hinges, tossed over the back of his long
black wig and a flaring candle
ed.” Again his voice changed. up?” I asked. ! You may open them both
“When was it she last walked?” “Keep your mind empty. You ways. two inches thick gripped in his
“But Siddy, I don’t know the won’t. Further, I’ll be at your
— The Duchess hight hand and dripping wax on
part.” his wrist,and started to do Lady
side, doubling the Doctor, to
“You must. You’ve heard the prompt you if you pause.” '^here is this about an actor Mack’s sleepwalking half-hinted
on stage: he can see the au- confessions of the murders of
play twenty times this year past. That ought to take care of two
When was it she last walked?” of me, I thought. Then some- dience but he can’t look at them, Duncan and Banquo and Lady
Martin was back and yanking unless he’s a narrator or some Macduff.
thing else struck me. “But Sid-
down a blonde wig on my head sort of comic. I wasn’t the first So here is what I saw then
dy,” I quavered, “how do I play
and shoving my arms into a (Grendel groks!) and only without looking, like a vivid
the Gentlewoman as a boy?”
scared to death of becoming the scene that floats out in front of
light gray robe. “Boy?” he demanded wonder-
“I’ve never studied the lines,” second as Siddy walked me out your mind in a reverie, hover-
ingly.“Play her without falling
of the wings onto the stage, over ing against a background of dark
I squeaked at Sdiney. down flat on your face and I’ll
the groundcloth that felt so blur, and sort of flashes on and
“Liar! I’ve watched your lips be past measure happy!” And
you think, or in my case
I
move a dozen nights when you he smacked me hard on the much like ground, with a sort off as
watched the scene from the of interweaving policeman-grip act. Allthe time, remember, with
fanny.
Sid’s hand hard on my wrist and
1
she last walked?” the Doctor that you couldn’t see I’d never known was there to be-
sweater and got hold of the sub- I
a million or so years ago. Al- her mouth grimaced tight, swist- the smell of blood still: all the
i
stretched.
though I couldn’t see them very ing her fingers together. perfumes of Arabia will not Martin moved offstage, tor-
well, and didn’t spend much Standing rather close around sweeten this little hand. Oh, oh turedly yet softly wailing,
time on them, there was one of her were a half dozen men with oh!” “What’s done cannot be undone.”
them who had his hat off or ex- fancier hats and ruffs and wide- As he wrung out those soft, Just then Elizabeth flicked
citedly pushed way back, show- flaring riding gauntlets. tortured sighs, Elizabeth stood aside Leicester’s hand with play-
ing a big pale forehead. Al- Then, through the trees and up from her chair and took a fulcontempt and looked up and
though that was all the con- tall leafless bushes just behind step forward. The courtiers she was smiling the devil-smile.
scious impression I had of his Elizabeth, I saw an identical i
moved toward her quickly, but A horse whinnied like a trum-
face, he seemed frighteningly Elizabeth-face floating, only this not touching her, and she said peted snicker.
familiar. one was smiling a demonic smile. loudly, “Tis the blood of Mary As Sid and I started our last
In the horn to my right, which The eyes were open very wide. Stuart whereof she speaks —
the few lines together I intoned
was wider, were lined up about Now and then the pupils darted pails of blood that will gush mechanically, letting words free-
a dozen horses, with grooms rapid glances from side to side. from her chopped neck. Oh,
j
I fall from my mind to my tongue.
holding tight every two of them, cannot endure it!” And as she
,
yanked off his wig by a braid paint and, holding the dead head I asked softly, “But does He,
VIII
and tossed it at me. by its red hair (no, wig the — Martin? Can He?”
I let it hit me and fall on the
real one wore a wig too) scrubbed He hugged his shoulders in,
God cannot effect that
floor. I was looking at that white
the forehead. as if to contain a shudder. “Look,
anything which is past
should not have been. queenly face, eyes open and star- The white cosmetic came Greta,” he said, “it’s the Snakes
away, showing sallow skin and who are the warpers and destroy-
It is more impossible than ing sightless the ceiling,
at
rising the dead. mouth open a too with a
little
on it a faint tattoo in the form ers. We’re restoring the past.
—
Summa Theologica thread of foam trailing from the of 3n “S” styled like a yin-yang The Spiders are trying to keep
comer, and at that ice-cream- symbol left a little open. things as first created. We only
T he
of
moment
the
I was out of sight
audience I broke
cone bodice that never stirred.
The blue fly came buzzing over
my head and down
CtOnake!”
stroyerl
he hissed.
The arch-enemy,
“De-
kill when we must.”
They laid her down on three His dark brows shot up. “The “Martin,” I said dully, “if whirled it away, snapping it
chairs set sideby side and hur- real — You think this is the real there’ve been all these replace- against his thumb.
ried out. Unpinning the folded Queen Elizabeth?” He grabbed ments, first by them, then by us, “You’re still grieving for that
towel, which had fallen around a bottle of rubbing alcohol from what’s happened to the real carrion there!” he accused me.
his waist, Martin walked over the nearest table, gushed some Elizabeth?” He jerked down a section of
and looked down at her. He on a towel stained with grease- He shrugged. “God knows.” white curtain and whirled it
Miss Ne- a whole company of mothers stopped dead in the door. one time I ever saw it, glib old
must grieve, grieve for
and fathers, afraid of nothing Then the stranger turned Siddy had nothing to say.
fer! Exiled, imprisoned, locked
forever in the past, her mind more than subway bogies and around. His shoulders jerked as He worked his lips. He opened
Park and Village monsters. he saw Sid. He moved toward his mouth twice and twice shut
pulsing faintly in the black hole
of the dead and gone, yearning As I sat there pitying myself him just two or three steps at a it. Then, with a kind of despera-
Nirvana yet nursing one lone beside a shrouded queen, a shad- time, speaking at the same time tion in his face, he motioned the
for
patch of consciousness. ow fell across my knees. I saw in breathy little rushes. actors out of the way behind
painful
And only to hold a fort! Only stealing through the dressing him with one big arm and swung
room a young man worn dark stood there and watched
id the other around the stranger’s
to make sure Mary Stuart is exe- in
cuted, the Armada licked, and clothes. He couldn’t have been S him. When the other actors narrow shoulders and swept him
that all the other consequences more than twenty-three. He was came boiling up behind him, he out of the dressing room, him-
flow on. The Snakes’ Elizabeth a frail sort of guy with a weak put his hands on the doorframe self following.
let Mary
live and England . . . chin and big forehead and eyes to either side so none of them The actors came pouring in
Siddy’s mirror. And I began to once in their granary? Speak back,” and patting my temple
barely touching it. “You’ve . .
was a finer-grained tremor than unborn thoughts? Fair is foul Sid’s reserve makeup box.
“That’s good,” I said. He loped
mine. indeed. Is all the world a stage? “The lights, Martin!” he
out.
could hear the skirling The sword-fight had ended Speak, I say! Areyou not my called.
I
sword-clashes of the final fight seconds back and now I heard friend Sidney James Lessingham Then Sid came back in, slam-
to the death of the two Macks, witches faintly wailing, of King’s Lynn singed by ming and bolting the door be-
Duff and Beth. But I only sat
the
“Fair is foul, and foul is fair
— time’s fiery wand
.
.
.
.
.
subordination that I had report- fight ends offstage so Macduff And with that he put his hands I opened my mouth and it came
can carry back a red-necked on Sid’s shoulders, half to shake out as, “Siddy, you can’t fool me,
ed .. but really grieving for a
.
had been a papier-mache head of him and him, I think, but half to keep that was no dirty S-or-S. I don’t
girl who for a year
care how much he shakes and green glow showed his intent
purrs, or shakes a spear, or just face, still framed by the long
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you talk to a man whose speech instantly. “Rome!”
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I asked him, “Sid, were we dials like a musician’s, or a safe-
ever in Central Park?” cracker’s. The green glow flared
—
He answered, “Once twelve and faded flickeringly.
months back. A one-night stand. “There’s a storm in that vec-
They came for Erich. You tor of the Void.”
flipped.” “Circle it,” Sid ordered.
He swung me aside and moved “There are dark mists every
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