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DIRECTIONS
Starting from StarGate SG-1, sling-shot around middle
star of Orion’s Belt heading 216 mark 45.3 for 56.2
parsecs to space doc 34 at Titan, within the largest ring
of Saturn. Additional docking will be available inside
the innermost ring, but do so at your own risk.
PARTY LOCATION
I am currently vacationing on Sol (Earth), please join
me to celebrate my special day.
Time: Stardate 4587.43
DETAILS
All guests will assume the form as an Place: 3rd Crab Nebula Dr. Planet Earth (3rd rock
from the sun), Milky Way
Earth-Canine. This is ME! I am having so much fun
with the Earthlings. No matter how I behave, I am
pampered by EARTHLINGS almost as well as my
Complimentary (MANDATORY) shuttle craft service is
subjects of my dynasty...and it is FREE!! provided for transport to Earth. Sorry, no beaming
allowed by order of the High Council of Betazoid.
INSTRUCTIONS for CONTACT WITH
EARTHLINGS: L ook and act adorable, receive food The fine print: Do not attempt to fly to the planet in your own craft, as it will
be rendered immobile upon entry, and you will be stranded. <Do not share
and attention. LOTS of LUB-LUB Earthlings call the same fate as those IDIOTS held in ‘Area 51 >
‘puppy-want-pets?’ and ‘belly rubs’, appetizers called
‘treats’, food, toys and FOOD….you’re going to love
this. (But don’t thank me, just drop your gift off at the
space dock).
ATTENTION: KEEP THIS INVITATION WITH YOU AT
ALL TIMES. This invitation is your voucher for transport
to/from my party on Earth. Keep it in the collar-pouch
provided.
...to MY 10th Birthday Party!