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By Aar on
Dear CRCAP,
This is it! The beginning of another w eir d
and w onder ful adventur e at CRCAP, full of
cr eativity, str angely color ed r eptiles, fr antic and
flicker ing fair y dust, and ever ything else that
your im aginations can dr eam up. We?ve been
w aiting all year to w elcom e you back, and now
it begins.
This is our 49 th action packed sum m er
and w e ar e r eaching for the star s and beyond.
W hatever dr eam s you have w e?ll m ake it into
ar t. W hatever bizar r e notions dance ar ound
your heads, those w ill spill for th into paint, clay,
Vol u m e 49A, I ssu e 1 m usic, w or ds, cloth, and stone. Buckle up, get
your w eir d hats on, and let?s go!
10 Ti ps an d Tr i ck s f or t h e Soci al l y Aw k w ar d
By Rachel Alper t-W isnia
OH NO!
1. W hen a conver sation stops, ask to go to the By Saskia
bathr oom .
2. If you?r e tr ying to leave but a per son just Hello, innocent cam per s. A r um or has spr ead
w on?t shut up, pr etend that your m om /dad is thr oughout the r est of the w or ld ? CRCAP has
calling and you have to go. stolen the book on how to be the best sum m er
3. If you?r e w alking dow n the str eet alone and cam p ever ! Soon the FBI w ill invade cam p!
you see som eone you know , pr etend to be on Br ace your self, innocent cam per s! They ar e
the phone to avoid social inter action. com ing for you!
4. If you see a fam iliar face, just sm ile. DON?T
say anything. Speaking alw ays m akes it w or se.
5. If you m ake eye contact w ith som eone
w hile star ing at them , don?t look aw ay. W HAT?S UP W I TH THE NEW BUI LDI NG! ?! ?! ?!
Pr etend that you ar e looking at som ething By Eliza Kam holz
past their head. Looking aw ay is alw ays
obvious. I?ve been going to this cam p for 3 year s now and
6. If a r elative tells you how m uch bigger last year I clear ly r em em ber Aar on saying that
you?ve gotten, say ?I know ! I?m gonna gr ow this year the new building w as going to be done
taller than you!? this year. Now , w her ever you ar e, go to the new
7. If you say ?you too? w hen a m ovie theater building. It is BARELY a building at all. Ther e is
w or ker says ?Enjoy the m ovie?, just don?t only r eally half a building. Now this m eans that
acknow ledge it. all of the activities that used to be in that
8. If you have to play in your head the r eaction building now ar e som ew her e else. This m eans
of som ething you w ant to say, just don?t say it. that all the other activities that w er en't in that
9. Don?t high five people. It?s the m ost building ar e cr ow ded. THIS IS AN
aw kw ar d gestur e you can m ake. OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!! PLEASE r epor t this to Aar on
10. W hen you?r e in the m iddle of tw o people befor e things get out of hand. Now , the other
and you don?t know w ho to look at w hile buildings ar e also out of shape. As you know , the
talking, just choose one of them to look at. If lunch r oom back stair case can?t be used because
the other one asks w hy you?r e not looking at ther e is a w ir e that is show ing. This m eans that
them , just say you thought they w ouldn?t find ear lier ther e w as a CRAZY big line [r em em ber I
it inter esting. w r ote this befor e lunch so I?m just guessing] for
lunch. Once again: EVERYBODY TELL AARON
PS: These are all actually serious. Some of them THAT THE NEW BUILDING NEEDS TO BE DONE
may seem kind of weird, but I swear they help. SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ?ve been w al k i n g ar ou n d cam p, f or l i k e, 5 m i n u t es An i n t er v i ew w i t h t h e n ew Dai l y
an d I w as t h i n k i n g. ?W hy does Wal k er w or k at Dou bl e Per i od 2 Cou n sel or , Sor en ! ! !
CRCAP?? By M ia Gor don
By Chloe Cr able, Walker Adam s, and Eli Gr assi
Q. W hat is your favorite vegetable?
I?ve discover ed Walker steals the souls of the Daily A. Par snips, because w hen you r oast
Double Per iod 3 kids to stay young. This is a ver y them they becom e sw eet.
im por tant m atter. STOP LAUGHING. Ever y year he
takes m or e and m or e souls as the cam ps popular ity Q. W hat is your favorite movie?
r ises, he does it slow ly, and then changes them into A. Reds, because it m akes histor y fun.
m ini Walker s. Take Walker Adam s for exam ple, since
he?s been her e for 5 year s, Walker has alr eady tur ned Q. W hat is your favorite tv show?
Walker Adam s into a m ini Walker. Walker , the soul A. Br eaking Bad because it has a ser ies
eating m ango. All he does is lay ar ound and eat kids? long stor y ar c.
souls. Walker Adam s?s soul w as eaten on 2/30/2015.
Walker w or ks at Daily Double specifically to har vest Q. W hat?s your favorite color?
all their soul and em otion pour ed into the ar ticles the A. Gr een.
childr en w r ite. But he is getting stopped. Ther e has
been a change in the Daily Double editing system . Q. W hat is your favorite animal?
Walker is no longer the only editor. They ar e splitting A. Platipi.
it up betw een 5 editor s! Stop the w alk . #NotM ySoul.
Q. W hy did you decide to come back as a
counselor?
W h at desser t ar e you ? A. Because Walker told m e how good
By Noah Fallon childr en?s souls taste.
3. M inim al expense. This one 4) W hat?s your favorite If you have r ead any other
r efer s to people w ho choose to movie? good books this year , com e
use contact lenses. W ith A- Har r y Potter find m e, even if you?r e an
glasses, you only pay for a B- Star War s adult. Again, my nam e is
pr escr iption about ever y year , C- M inions Ella Fogler and my gr oupie
and fr am es w hen you lose or D- W illy Wonka adults ar e Cooper , Br ian
outgr ow them , w her eas w ith and Jor dyn.
contact lenses, you have to pay 5) Favorite Food
for a new pair ever y day. A- Pineapple So, if you cannot find m e,
They?r e cheaper in the B- Blueber r y ask my gr oupie adults or
m om ent, but over a year , C- Str aw ber r y find m e at Festival Per iod
glasses w ins. D- Chocolate ice cr eam and per haps lunch outside.