Beruflich Dokumente
Kultur Dokumente
[Good days]
By
Arvind Chandrashekar & Kaushik Narasimhan
(Original script)
Arvind Chandrashekar
Email: don.osiris@gmail.com
Ph: +(91) 988-672-0869
Kaushik Narasimhan
Email: kazarelth@gmail.com
Ph: +(91) 845-091-4896
1
FADE IN:
As the last truck loads the bikes and leaves, a NEPALI MAN
comes and hands over two duffel bags bursting at its seams
to the tall old man.
The tall old man checks the contents of the bags, weighs
them individually and then nods at the Nepali.
… The Nepali looks behind the tall old man, and watches a
YOUNG BOY, no more than 8 or 9 sleeping huddled, wrapped
with a shawl…
… The tall old man takes out his phone, presses the DIAL
BUTTON…
… The tall old man leads the young boy to a brightly lit
cabin…
… The tall old man SLAPS the boy hard across the cheek and
proceeds to untie his pyjamas as the boy CRIES LOUDLY…
2
… The cry gets MUFFLED as the tall old man stretches and
latches the door…
MUNISH (V.O.)
This is Maharajganj. There
are no heroes here. Only
villains.
It's cold… You can make out the misty air being exhaled
out of their open mouths…
… They cuddle each other under the thin blanket they both
share…
ZAYAN
You farted or what?
SARVESH
NO!
(BEAT)
MONTAGE - VARIOUS
MUNISH
Listen!Come to the election
rally! It will be fun.
SARVESH
When ith it?
MUNISH
Tomorrow evening at 6! They
are giving free biryani and
500 rupees cash. I am going
with Baba to help set up
stage.
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ZAYAN
Idiot! They paying that for
people who can vote. We
don't even have aadhar
cards.
MUNISH
O! Darling! This is India…
There is jugaad for
everything, you just need to
know the right people. And
in Maharajganj, everybody
knows everybody. Haven't you
heard the old proverb? Don't
look at gifted horse teeth.
Plus why would you say no to
500 rupees?
ZAYAN
We will see!
SARVESH
Thayan! Aye Thayan! We will
go? Free biryani… Been ages
thince we eat chicken…
ZAYAN
Lets finish work first,
before the Seth screams and
throws a fit again.
G) INT. TEA SHOP - DAY - Sarvesh and Zayan drink tea and
eat hot Kachodis.
5
END OF MONTAGE
YOUNG WOMAN #2
Remember it is never just
the tip!
All the men and women in the group break into raucous
laughter.
YOUNG WOMAN #1 (young 20s with little bit too much make up
on) is drunk and unaware that her sari has fallen off her
shoulder, and is fluttering in the wind as she tries
lighting a cigarette but the matchstick keeps breaking.
The woman and auto driver's eyes meet in the rear view
mirror.
6
VAIDNATH
Fuck this! Anyway, smoking
is not good for you.
Divya walks into the kitchen and steps out with another
whisky glass in her hand…
Divya sits across Alok and pours herself a drink… All the
while staring at Alok… Daring him to say something…
DIVYA
What did you say?
ALOK
Nothing
DIVYA
That's what I thought!
(BEAT)
What can you say anyway?
Alok CHUGS his drink again and SLAMS it hard on the table.
His eyes are red and smouldering.
7
ALOK
Just because you studied in
Delhi doesn't mean you can
act like this is Delhi! In
here, a woman is supposed to
be a lady outside bed and a
whore in one.
(BEAT)
I knew something had to be
wrong… I just didn't know
what was wrong…
DIVYA
Ha! Ha! I didn't know you
were funny. Must be all the
blood which doesn't flow
down south. And of course!
Why would it be your fault
that even after 6 months of
marriage, you haven't been
able to consummate? And what
was it? A woman is supposed
to be a whore in bed?
(Laughs haughtly)
Women no longer jump in
their husband's pyre nor do
they wait with bated breath
with their legs spread wide
open like…
ALOK
I didn't want this. I was a
fool to fall for your
father's words. I believed I
could change you…
DIVYA
You really think I need to
be change? I am who I am! My
father and brother couldn't
accept it so they got me
married to you.
ALOK
You think I wanted to get
posted here in this
godforsaken place? You think
I wanted to marry you in the
first place? Had it not been
for your father and brother,
I would have divorced you on
the night of our wedding.
DIVYA
You aren't man enough to
give me what I want
Alok RUSHES back and GRABS her by the throat… His fingers
squeezing her NECK… With his other hand he fumbles under
her nighty…
ALOK
What do you want? What do
you want? You definitely
don't want me…
DIVYA
I want a divorce… Give me a
divorce…
SUPER: 09:03AM
The power goes off… The AC stops working… The fan stops
moving…
9
VAIDNATH
(Sobbing into the
phone)
Buh-buh-Bhaiyaji?!
10
SUPER: 10:17AM
BABLU (late 50s, tall and fit for his age, has a good head
of hair, carries an air of authority with him and has a
mean, focused look in his eyes) is dressed in a sleeveless
sweater and a pathan suit. He is the same tall old man
from the godown.
VAIDNATH
Bablu? What did Bhaiyaji
say?
VAIDNATH
Bablu! Just save me from
this mess. I promise, I will
quit drinking and
womanizing. I promise on my
mother.
VAIDNATH
What the fuck are you doing?
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Bablu stops him mid sentence and motions him to show him
his wallet…
VAIDNATH (CONT'D)
(Searching for his
wallet)
What did I get myself into?
Fuck! I should have gotten
out when I had the chance.
And look at me… I am
bleeding bricks out of my
ass here and this mute
fucker wants to know where
my wallet is…
… Bablu bends down and WHACKS the bottle hard again on his
head… Bablu keeps WHACKING the bottle till it breaks with
a loud TINKLE.
SUPER: 11:40AM
12
MAHENDRA SINGH
Did you search properly?
Like all corners of the
house? Vaidnath was a wily
little shit, but he never
could keep it in his pants,
to save his life.
(BEAT)
But why did you have to kill
him?
… Zayan and Sarvesh are feeding rusk and playing with the
dog…
… The boys are taking turns cuddling and playing with the
dog…
Vaidnath exits the bank with two big duffel bags while
talking hushedly into his phone before getting into his
fancy big doored SUV.
CUT TO:
SUPER: 12:17AM
ZAYAN
Stay here! Anybody comes
hoot like an owl.
Sarvesh nods…
ZAYAN
(mutters under his
breath)
He is going to pay for
Tuffy! Help me Salman Bhai!
VAIDNATH
Arre! Let me do it, stop
moving so much. I have seen
people do this in holi-bhud
movies. Ladies love it…
ZAYAN
Tick-tick 1. Tick-tick 2.
… Zayan pushes her away from him… She stumbles and falls
on Vaidnath…
Zayan freezes… His hands stretch out and switch off the
bathroom light…
VAIDNATH
(Sleepily)
Go to sleep bitch!
Vaidnath kicks and pushes her away… She slips and slids on
the floor…
Zayan flings both the duffel bags before jumping over the
compound wall.
ZAYAN
Wake up idiot! Let's go.
SARVESH
I wath awake only. I wath
dreaming with my eyth open.
ZAYAN
Stop talking and keep
walking.
SARVESH
Whatith in the bag?
ZAYAN
I don't know.
SARVESH
What you mean you don'th
know?
ZAYAN
I mean that I don't know. I
saw it so I took it. Now
will you shut up and follow?
SUPER: 05:17AM
… The bag is filled with crisp 500 and 1000 rupee notes.
SARVESH
Now?
ZAYAN
I don't know!
SARVESH
I think we should juth hide
the money and pretend
everything ith normal
ZAYAN
Why?
SARVESH
Haven't you theen in the
movie? The hero gets the
money and bad people come
chathing him and then they
take all the people he loves
and ties them up againtht a
pole. Then he threatens to
kill them. And then in
climax the polith comes and
arreths everybody.
ZAYAN
But we got the money because
the bad guy killed Tuffy!
And if Salman Bhai would
have been here, he would
have broken all his bones.
We just stole his money.
There won't be any police.
Relax!
SARVESH
How many pithas do you think
we can get for thith much
money?
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ZAYAN
(Cheering up)
Fuck pizzas! Lets go to
Bombay. We will meet Salman
Bhai.
SARVESH
Firtht we will buy some cool
thylith clothes.
( BEAT)
Do you think the watchman
will allow uth in thith
time?
ZAYAN
With this much money we can
fucking buy the mall and the
fucking watchman along with
it.
SARVESH
With thith money can we fly
in an aeroplane?
ZAYAN
I think so.
(BEAT)
But first, we will buy new
clothes. Full stylish, cool
clothes.
SARVESH
Thoes like Ranbir Kapoor
ZAYAN
And get Virat's hair style
SARVESH
And drink coca-cola from the
tin and not from bottle.
ZAYAN
And eat mutton biryani
SARVESH
With Thums-up! In full
thyle!
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ZAYAN
Full style!
SUPER: 01:32PM
BISWAJIT
Yes sir! Don't worry.
Consider it done. You send
your boy with the money and
I will make sure he gets the
DD.
(BEAT)
Don't worry sir! All these
bank people keep sending
this KYC nonsense. Even I
got a message today morning
to update my KYC details.
(BEAT)
Now you tell me, how smart
we are if the Bombay people
are sending their own
employee message to update
the KYC. No need to worry
sir. I am here no.
(BEAT)
No problem sir. No sir! Not
at all. And sir…
(BEAT)
Yes sir, sorry sir, but some
people, not you sir, some
people forget about the
commission and then the work
gets delayed. We taking big
risk no sir. If we get
caught then problem.
( BEAT)
Right sir! Thank you sir!
Sir. Tell your man to come
and meet me directly sir.
Thank you sir. Thank you.
Thank you.
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BISWAJIT
Yes! Sorry! Sorry you know
how it is. There are so many
calls, so many important
customers… How may I help
you two gentlemen?
NAGPAL
Yeh, this Vaidnath
Chaturvedi is your bank
customer right?
BISWAJIT
Yes! Yes! You are
Chaturvedi's sirs' wanted
people? Should have told me
before only. Sorry to keep
you waiting for so long.
(Yells)
Bhinod? Three special chai
and kachodi!
( BEAT)
You will eat some kachodi
right?
(YELLS)
And get it fast!
NAGPAL
What time did Vaidnath leave
here with the money
yesterday?
BISWAJIT
Oh! That, I am sorry, I
won't be able to tell. You
know what say… Client-
customer confidentiality.
There are certain rules and
protocols we follow to
protect our customers. And
our bank is known for its
discretion. It is almost
world famous. And Chaturvedi
sir is a very important
client of our bank.
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NAGPAL
So what time did your very
important customer leave the
bank yesterday with the
money?
BHINOD
Sir?!
Biswajit uses his mouse and types on the keyboard with one
hand, the other hand trying to stop Bablu from choking him
with his own tie.
BISWAJIT
Chaturvedi sir first wire
transferred one hundred and
twelve crores into his other
account and then took
seventy crores with him in
cash at 4:52PM yesterday.
BISWAJIT(CONT'D)
Look for yourself!
(turns the
computer screen
towards Nagpal)
BISWAJIT
Bhinod?!
NAGPAL
Sir, it is complicated.
BISWAJIT
Sir, please let me go. I
have told you all that you
needed to know.
(Stammers)
I have two small-small kids…
NAGPAL
(into the phone)
Don't worry Bhaiyaji, we
will call you the moment we
have any news
MAHENDRA SINGH(O.S.)
Find me. My. Money
SUPER: 02:30PM
NAGPAL
Hello brother!?
WATCHMAN
Yes sir?
NAGPAL
You were on duty yesterday
afternoon?
WATCHMAN
Yes, yes I was! Morning to
evening I am here sir.
Morning 8 to evening 7. Then
direct home.
NAGPAL
You will eat paan?
WATCHMAN
No sir, don't have that
habit, but I do smoke.
(BEAT)
Can I get a cigarette
please?
(BEAT)
Bhinod told me everything
that happened inside now…
WATCHMAN
Give me a big Goldflake.
Give me two…
(BEAT)
Yesterday, Chaturvedi sir
left here around 5ish. He
came out of the bank, he was
carrying two big and heavy
brown colored bags.
(MORE)
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WATCHMAN (CONT'D)
He kept them in the back
seat of the car and left.
(Pulls hard on his
cigarette)
He was talking to somebody
on the phone. Chaturvedi sir
was so busy that he didn't
notice the small dog playing
behind the car and ran over
him. The dog died instantly.
The tire ran right over its
legs and head. Full blood
there was.
NAGPAL
Who was he talking to? Did
you hear any name?
WATCHMAN
No sir. I wasn't paying
attention. I was trying to
stop the two kids from
chasing after sir's car.
NAGPAL
Which two boys?
WATCHMAN
Little boys sir. They work
close by only at the tea and
snack shop. They used to
play with the dog.
(Pulls on his
cigarette again)
Correct! It was around five
only.
NAGPAL
Are you sure?
WATCHMAN
Yes sir. One hundred percent
confident sir. You can lock
my answer.
… Nagpal puts the 100 rupee note back with the bundle and
pockets it…
CHANDRU (O.S.))
Sir, I have been trying to
get in touch with you since
morning sir. But your number
was not reachable only. How
was the item sir? Leave some
for others also. Fresh she
is…
SUPER: 01:30PM
SEJAL
If you do so much makeup
even your brother wouldn't
want to touch you.
SEJAL
Bastard didn't let me go
till 4 in the morning.
(MORE)
27
SEJAL (CONT'D)
(Ties her hair in
a loose bun)
Bastard took the pill and
rallied on like a fucking
horse.
DEBONITA
Wasn't Geeta with you last
night?
SEJAL
Feel sad thinking about her.
You know that loser
Vaidnath? She went with him.
PRACHI
Eesh! That fucker is a
proper asshole. Don't know
what fucked up shit he
watches. Thinks he is some
Akshay Kumar.
SEJAL
Whatever said and done, son
of a bitch tips well and
always has costly whisky to
drink.
DEBONITA (O.S.)
Sejal! Your phone! Its
Chandru!
SEJAL
(Walking out of
the bathroom)
I am going to tell this
Chandru, if he is going to
keep sending this old loony
toons then he better start
paying double the money.
CHANDRU (O.S.)
Give the phone to Geeta.
SEJAL
She is not back yet. She
must be still with that
loser at his place.
(MORE)
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SEJAL (CONT'D)
She had a little too much
drink and way too much
powder up her nose.
CHANDRU (O.S.)
And you are Mother India
incarnate yourself aren't
you? Dhananjay sir
complained about you. I will
talk to you later. First let
me deal with this Vaidnath
fucker. The deal was for the
night.
(BEAT)
Listen! Alok sir had called.
He was asking specially
about you. You will go today
evening?
SEJAL
I guess. Bastard is a cop
but sure acts like a fucking
hooligan.
CHANDRU (O.S.)
So should I say yes?
SEJAL
Yeah, but tell him if he is
going to fuck me up the ass
then I want double the usual
rate. Couldn't walk for a
day the last time.
CHANDRU(O.S.)
Listen, enough with your
fucking demands. You are not
some Aishwariya Rai. Plus he
is a fucking cop. Just be
glad he at least pays unlike
other cops. Ever seen a cop
pay money for a hooker?
(BEAT)
Plus I think he loves you-
loves you.
SEJAL
Every man says he loves you
till the moment you open
your legs. After that it is
all 'whore', 'bitch' and
shit.
(MORE)
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SEJAL (CONT'D)
So just shut up and keep the
phone. And text me the time
and place.
(BEAT)
And tell him, I can't do all
night. I am getting close to
those days of the month.
CHANDRU (O.S.)
Yeah okay. Just make the man
happy. It is never a bad
thing when you have a
policeman ready to do favors
for you.
SEJAL
Stop fucking talking and go.
SEJAL (TEXT)
Have work in the evening.
7416724512 (TEXT)
:'[
SEJAL (TEXT)
When is your husband coming
back? ;)
7416724512 (TEXT)
I don't know. Tomorrow
afternoon I think…
SEJAL (TEXT)
Good, then tomorrow we will
go watch a movie… An english
one! ;)
SUPER: 02:04PM
… Men toting guns are talking and eating food from paper
plates…
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MAHENDRA SINGH
What the fuck do you mean
it's complicated? And who
the fuck is that talking
behind you?
NAGPAL (O.S.)
Don't worry Bhaiyaji, we
will call you the moment we
have any news
MAHENDRA SINGH
Find me. My. Money
MAHENDRA SINGH
Mamaji! You don't
understand, without that
money, how am I supposed to
campaign for elections. That
motherfucker Surendra has
already started playing his
dirty tricks.
(BEAT)
He is now laying claim as
the sole protector of all
cows. He is also trying to
wrestle the wheeler business
from us. But the Nepali said
he will take care of it from
his end.
MAMAJI
So… What's the problem?
31
MAHENDRA SINGH
The problem is in what he is
telling people… He is
telling people that in the
name of saving cows we are
selling them to the Nepalis.
That we are killing cows and
we are traitors. That we are
betraying our country, our
religion, our caste and our
people.
MAMAJI
(talks with his
mouth half full of
food)
Well? He isn't lying is he?
That is not the point
Mamaji.
(BEAT)
If we don't win this
election then that Surendra
will cause problems for us.
Big problems.
MAMAJI
I know. That is why I have
given you the job to take
care of it. Now you are
telling me that there is
more problem and that you
lost the money. If you can't
do it then tell me.
( BEAT)
Listen Mahendra, you are
family. And family takes
care of each other. I don't
want to call up my sister
and tell her what a fucking
idiot she bore me as my
nephew.
(Washes his hands
in the plate)
Sort this problem. If you
have to, then get more bikes
across the border, get more
drugs and guns from there.
Do whatever it takes but get
the fucking job done.
(MORE)
32
MAMAJI (CONT'D)
(Grabs Mahendra
Singh by the back
of his neck)
Do. Not. Fucking.
Disappoint. Me.
Bablu and Nagpal are sitting and eating roti with chicken
curry…
… Bablu calls for water, a young boy, aged about the same
as Zayan and Sarvesh comes up with a jug of water…
… Bablu grabs the boys' hand holding the jug and smiles
lecherously…
NAGPAL
Bablu brother, what the fuck
do you think you are doing?
You start off wherever or
what?
(BEAT)
What are we going to do?
Didn't you hear what
Bhaiyaji said? If we don't
find the money, we may as
well be dead!
NAGPAL
What to do with it? All we
know is that Vaidnath spoke
to Chandru. Now what the
fuck will Chandru tell us?
The girl is dead. You only
said so in the morning.
NAGPAL
Vaidnath had a small cock.
(BEAT)
What to do men with small
dicks do when they want to
get it on with a woman?
(MORE)
33
NAGPAL (CONT'D)
(BEAT)
Tell them how much money
they have and how smart they
are.
NAGPAL
So you telling me that he
would have spoken to other
women Chandru would have
supplied and they might know
where the money is.
(shakes his head
impressively)
Now I know why Bhaiyaji
trusts you so much. Even
though you are a fucking
monster.
BEGIN MONTAGE:
CASHIER
8,756
Zayan while pulling out money from his pocket, two bundles
of 1000 rupee notes fall on the floor…
ZAYAN
One… Two… Three…
SARVESH
Did you thee the look on his
face? Hith eyes had gotten
bigger than hith balls.
- They exit with lines on the side of their heads and with
spikes and sunglasses.
SARVESH
Where will we thay in
Bombay?
ZAYAN
In a big hotel. Right next
to the sea. Sea would be on
that side and we would be on
this side.
SARVESH
Awethome! Then that way we
wouldn't have to stand in
line altho in the mornings
to uthe the toilet. We can
go right in the thea. The
waves will wath our butts.
(MORE)
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SARVESH (CONT'D)
We wouldn't even have to
carry a mug with us.
ZAYAN
We have so much money that
we would have one toilet for
you and one toilet for me.
Full holi-bhud types.
SARVESH
Oh! Can we altho go to Goa.
I heard all the foreign
ladieth walk around fully
naketh there.
ZAYAN
But first we will meet
Salman bhai!
SARVESH
Thayan? Thould we buy a
mobile phone also? That way
when we meet Thalman bhai we
can take a thelfie altho.
ZAYAN
What did dada say? Using
mobile phone gives you brain
cancer. That's how mom died
no. You also want to die
with brain cancer or what?
SARVESH
Nope. Firth I want to take a
masthive thit in the fancy
toilet in the mall toilet.
Then I want to hug Thalman
bhai and tell him I am his
biggest fan and you are
number thecond.
ZAYAN
You are thecond.
- Both start singing and dancing 'Sala main toh saab ban
gaya' as they enter the restroom…
SARVESH
Can we thake an aeroplane
thoo Bombay?
ZAYAN
Now you thinking like a rich
man. And yes, we shall fly
in an aeroplane.
END MONTAGE
ZAYAN
Station. And don't take any
more people. Private.
AUTO DRIVER
Why? You runts win some
lottery or what?
SARVESH
What is your problem? You
don't want to take uth then
thay tho.
AUTO DRIVER
It will cost you 100 to go
from here to station.
SARVESH
(gets into the
auto)
You have change for 500?
CASHIER
Jai Shri Ram sir ji!
YOGESHWAR (O.S.)
Jai shri ram! What do you
want?
CASHIER
Sirji, there are these two
boys. Lot of money. They are
heading to the railway
station.
YOGESHWAR (O.S.)
Send me their picture on
Bhads-aap.
CASHIER
I am sending it to you right
now. Don't forget my 10
percent.
YOGESHWAR (O.S.)
If you send me on a wild
goose chase then you won't
even be able to ask for
prasad in the temple.
SUPER: 04:30PM
CHANDRU
No problem sir. I will call
and get them to meet you in
another hour's time.
SARVESH
Have you been to Lucknow
before?
ZAYAN
I think so.
SARVESH
What do you mean you think
tho?
ZAYAN
Arre, Baba had said that he
took me to Lucknow with him.
This was before you were
born. But I don't remember
going to Lucknow.
SARVESH
You had all the good timeth
with them
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ZAYAN
Stop your drama and stand in
line.
SARVESH
You think Baba would have
been alive if he had all
thith money?
ZAYAN
He would have probably died
a long time ago with a
bottle in his hand.
(Lowering his
voice)
And will you stop mentioning
the money so much.
ZAYAN
Two tickets to Lucknow
SARVESH
AC firth clath!
COUNTER WOMAN
(without looking
at them)
All AC berths are booked for
today. There are two tickets
available in first AC which
leaves tomorrow morning at
3:40 in the morning and
reaches Lucknow by 8:45.
ZAYAN
(To Sarvesh)
We can take a bus you know,
we will reach faster.
40
SARVESH
Nope. We are going by AC and
in train
MAN IN LINE
Oi! Sons of Tata-Birla…
Either buy the ticket or
keep moving. There are
others waiting.
ZAYAN
Fine. How much for two AC
tickets to Lucknow.
COUNTER WOMAN
2320 and give me change. I
don't have change.
(Mutters)
Everybody comes in with 1000
and 500 notes and expect me
to give them change. Only if
somebody gives me change
only then I will have change
na.
… Looks at the woman and then peels away from the line…
Nagpal and Bablu weave their way in and out of the traffic
jam outside the station.
… The boys hold out their hand with the shopping bags and
cross the road…
… Nagpal and Bablu on the bike stop for the boys to cross
the road…
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SARVESH
What happened? Why didn't
you pay the money?
ZAYAN
I don't know, I didn't get a
good feeling.
(BEAT)
Maybe we should just take a
bus. We can take one those
AC buses. Remember, the ones
which have beds in them and
they play movies during the
night. They don't play
movies in train.
SARVESH
But, I have traveled by buth
before. But never by a
train.
ZAYAN
Have you ever traveled in a
bus which plays movies and
has AC?
SARVESH
No!
ZAYAN
Don't worry. Once we go to
Bombay, we will travel by
train only. Come, let us go
eat dosa with hot sambhar.
SARVESH
Here, hold my bag. I got to
urgently go number 1.
ZAYAN
Again? Didn't you just do
number 2 sometime back?
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SARVESH
Lithen, when it comes, it
comes. And I have to go.
Pluth I don't want to thpoil
my new clotheth, you
underthand. So hold bags and
I will be back soon.
ZAYAN
Where are you going?
SARVESH
Going to go to the toilet in
the railway thation.
ZAYAN
Why can't you just fucking
piss here against the wall?
SARVESH
What did Amitabh Bachchan
thay? Pithing out in the
open is not good. And who is
Amitabh in relation to uth?
ZAYAN
Our father!
SARVESH
Correct anther!
Yogeshwar crosses the road and scans the crowd for the two
boys.
SUPER: 07:00 PM
NAGPAL
All those who have ever
slept with Vaidnath stay,
rest of you can leave.
… She stops…
CHANDRU
Brother, she has an
appointment in sometime…
CHANDRU
Sir, I think Sejal is in
trouble! I think Bhaiyaji's
men are going to kill her…
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Nagpal puts the latch on the main door as the last person
exits.
NAGPAL
Where is the money?
SEJAL
What money? I don't know
what you are talking about
SEJAL (CONT'D)
I don't know what you are
talking about…
Bablu SWINGS his arm again… This time his hand is balled
into a fist…
FLASHBACK TO:
… She stifles a yawn and waits for the auto driver to come
back…
… Sejal smiles and forgets about the two boys and the two
big bags…
BACK TO PRESENT:
NAGPAL
(Mutters)
We are dead. We are fucking
dead. Bhaiyaji is going to
kill us. Where the fuck are
we going to find two little
runts and the bag of money?
NAGPAL
Yeah okay! I won't tell
anything to Bhaiyaji yet.
But for the record, I would
like to reiterate that we
are screwed! Like a cow let
loose in a bullpen.
SUPER : 06:40 PM
SURENDRANATH
Just as in Mahabharat,
Dushasan stripped Draupadi
of her sari, the same way
our opponents are undressing
our culture.
( Crowd applaudes)
Today's youth… Our kids are
too busy on whatsapp,
facebook, tee-tar. They have
lost touch with our culture.
They don't know who our real
mother is. Our real mother
is Mother India… And who is
mother India? Who is a
mother? Mother is that who
gives us birth, who gives us
milk to drink.
Our sacred cows are
equivalent to our mothers.
They till our earth, they
give us milk. And the man
who kills his mother has no
place in heaven or earth.
It is so written in our
scriptures. Our cows are the
avatar of mother India.
Killing a cow is equivalent
of betraying your country,
your culture and your
traditions.
( Crowd applaudes)
I say there is nothing wrong
in killing those who kill
their mothers. The people
who were ruling over us for
60 years, have ruled us in a
way worse than the white
people.
(MORE)
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SURENDRANATH (CONT'D)
At least the white people
respect their mothers. These
people have made killing
their mothers into a
business.
ALOK
What do you want?
CHANDRU(O.S.)
Sir, I think Sejal is in
trouble! I think Bhaiyaji's
men are going to kill her…
ALOK
What? What are you talking
about?
CHANDRU (O.S.)
Bhaiyaji's men are here and
they have got Sejal locked
up in her room. They are
asking about some money bag.
And…
ALOK
And what?
CHANDRU (O.S.)
And I think they killed
Vaidnath and Sheetal…
ALOK
What? Speak loudly!
CHANDRU (O.S.)
And I think they killed
Sheetal and Vaidnath…
ALOK
Vaidnath? Vaidnath
Chaturvedi?
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CHANDRU (O.S.)
Yes sir! Please do
something. They even beat me
up and broke my nose.
ALOK
Okay. I will talk to sir and
see what can be done. Call
if anything else happens.
SURENDRANATH
So what did the election
commissioner call and say?
ALOK
It wasn't the election
commissioner. It was
Chandru.
SURENDRANATH
What did that two bit pimp
want? More money for the
same old rotting corpses?
ALOK
He said Bhaiyaji's men were
harassing his women and he
thinks they may have killed
Vaidnath.
SURENDRANATH
Motherfuck!
(Taps the person
sitting next to
the driver)
Dial Vaidnath's number and
get him on the fucking
phone.
(Takes his phone
and scrolls the
contact for
Mahendra Singh)
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SURENDRANATH (CONT'D)
(To Alok)
He doesn't know who he is
messing around with.
(BEAT)
Chaturvedi had 70 crores of
our money which he had to
white wash. If Mahendra
Singh is after that money
then I am going to kill him
and then fuck him till he
comes back alive. And then
fuck him to death all over
again.
(BEAT)
Why the fuck do I pay you
money Alok? So that a
fucking pimp gives you bad
news to tell me? No! I give
you money, so that you solve
the problem before it comes
a problem. And now I have a
problem and you need to
solve it as soon as
possible.
(Dials Mahendra
Singh's number on
his phone)
CO-DRIVER
Somebody answered but didn't
say anything. I tried again
and they cut the call.
ALOK
( To Driver)
Stop the car by the side.
Alok sits inside his car and directs the driver to drive.
ALOK
Ganapati dance bar
The driver smiles as Alok takes out his phone and dials
Divya's number.
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ALOK
Listen, I will be late.
Something urgent has come up
at work.
DIVYA (O.S.)
(sounding
distraught)
Yeah okay!
ALOK
What is that noise?
DIVYA (O.S)
I am at the hospital.
ALOK
Hospital? Why? What happened
to you? Did you burn
yourself again while
cooking?
DIVYA (O.S.)
No. My friend… Listen, I
will call you back.
… Its Chandru…
ALOK
Tell me Chandru!
CHANDRU (O.S.)
Sir, Sejal is critical.
Bastards cut her up bad.
ALOK
Where are you now?
CHANDRU (O.S.)
Jagdish Private hospital.
Don't leave those bastards
alone sir.
ALOK
Wait there. I am coming.
(turns to the
driver)
Jagdish Private Hospital.
And hurry!
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YOGESHWAR
Looks like you are already
done with Diwali shopping.
… His eyes furiously search and scan the traffic and the
crowd for any sign of Sarvesh…
YOGESHWAR
Where is your friend?
SARVESH
(YELLS)
Run! Thayan! Run!
ZAYAN
(YELLS)
Potli Baba!
The two boys turn away from each other begin to run in
opposite direction…
YOGESHWAR
Son, there are only so many
streets in the world, and
you shall find me chasing
you down every single one of
them.
ZAYAN
Why are you chasing me?
YOGESHWAR
Why are you running?
ZAYAN
Listen, I have money, just
let me go. I will give you
the money.
YOGESHWAR
How much do you have?
YOGESHWAR
And how much money does your
friend have?
ZAYAN
He doesn't have any. I had
all the money.
YOGESHWAR
Where did you get all the
money from?
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ZAYAN
How does it matter? You have
all of our money now.
YOGESHWAR
Not yet sonny boy. Not yet.
Not till we go meet your
friend. Call your friend.
ZAYAN
Call him? How?
YOGESHWAR
What do you mean how? From
your mobile phone you idiot!
ZAYAN
But I don't have a phone.
YOGESHWAR
(chuckles)
What are you? A sanyasi? No
mobile phone it seems.
YOGESHWAR (CONT'D)
Stop fucking about and call
your friend.
ZAYAN
But I am telling you, I
don't have a cell phone.
YOGESHWAR
Fine, then we will go meet
your friend. Where is he?
Bablu and Nagpal get off the bike and enter Anju Bar, a
popular local hooch shop.
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CHANDRU
You would have tried tea and
coffee but have you tried
cold coffee? There is a big
ball of cream which floats
on top of the coffee and
ice… Come with me after you
are done with work, I will
treat you…
CHANDRU
Sir! Here!
ALOK
What happened? How is she?
CHANDRU
She is critical. Doctors
have said touch and go. They
beat her up real bad.
ALOK
Where is she?
ALOK
Divya? What are you doing
here?
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DIVYA
I told you, my friend met
with an accident.
ALOK
Which friend?
ALOK
Since when has this been
going on?
DIVYA
What has been going on?
ALOK
(Grabs divya's
hair)
Stop acting coy with me you
little shit!
DIVYA
Stop making a scene! Let go
of me!
(BEAT)
FLASHBACK TO:
DIVYA
Do you really think I need
to be saved or changed? I am
who I am! My father and
brother couldn't accept it
so they got me married to
you.
DIVYA (CONT'D)
Just say that you aren't man
enough to give me what I
want?
DIVYA (CONT'D)
I want a divorce… Give me a
divorce…
It turns into a chant… Alok pushes her away… And enter his
room with the bottle of whisky…
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BACK TO PRESENT:
ALOK
(Tightens his grip
on her hair)
You couldn't find any other
goddamn whore in the whole
goddamn city?
DIVYA
She is. Not. A. Whore! Her
name is Sejal.
ALOK
I know her name.
DIVYA
(Smirks)
I know you do. Now let go of
me.
ALOK
Is this who you been
whatsapping late at night?
DIVYA
How does it matter who I
talk to? Let go of me!
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CHANDRU
You two know each other?
ALOK
Yes. She is… was my wife.
(BEAT)
So tell me from the start,
what happened? Who were
these men?
SUPER: 07:21 PM
MAHENDRA SINGH
How much money did he have
of yours?
SURENDRANATH
About 75
(BEAT)
How much of yours?
MAHENDRA SINGH
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SURENDRANATH
If I knew there was so much
money in selling cows to the
Nepalis I would have jumped
in the game long time back.
MAHENDRA SINGH
Consider it a favor that I
killed that son of a bitch
who was stealing from both
of us.
SURENDRANATH
What about the money?
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MAHENDRA SINGH
How about a trade?
(BEAT)
You and me, join hands for
this election. You continue
to keep your girls and
drugs. I will continue to
keep the cattle and the
guns. The same way we have
been doing things all these
years.
SURENDRANATH
I get 10 percent of the
cattle proceeds.
MAHENDRA SINGH
And you put me in touch with
your drug connection?
Running guns is getting
tricky nowadays.
SURENDRANATH
(Raises his glass)
Lets drink to this
partnership.
SURENDRANATH
I knew Vaidnath for a long
time. He was a wily fuck and
he always had some loose
change on him. Did you at
least find that money?
MAHENDRA SINGH
What have you heard?
SURENDRANATH
You are not the only one
with your ears to the ground
Mahendra Singh.
(BEAT)
I heard that Vaidnath exited
the bank yesterday with 70
crores yesterday. And…
MAHENDRA SINGH
And what?
SURENDRANATH
And your men have been on
the hunt for it.
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MAHENDRA SINGH
Well, I don't have the
money.
SURENDRANATH
That is also true. If you
did, then you wouldn't be
talking to me.
MAHENDRA SINGH
What is your point?
SURENDRANATH
I am saying, instead of
searching for that cash
separately, how about we
join forces?
MAHENDRA SINGH
And if we find it, how do
you suppose we split it?
SURENDRANATH
We will split it 50-50 of
course. I have to manage my
campaign, people have to be
paid. The election
commissioner needs to be
silenced about the hate
speech of mine.
MAHENDRA SINGH
How about, you forget about
the money and I call off the
election commissioner?
SURENDRANATH
Forget about Chandru and his
whore.
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MAHENDRA SINGH
Did you find the money yet?
ALOK
No, not yet.
… Alok clasps Sejal's hand while Divya runs her hand over
Sejal's hair and tries comforting her… Sejal's breathing
is laboured…
NAGPAL
Two boys have it.
MAHENDRA SINGH
Tell Bablu that he can do
whatever he wants with the
two boys. Consider it his
Diwali bonus. But…
SUPER : 07:18 PM
ZAYAN
(to the old man)
Namaste Potli baba!
ZAYAN (CONT'D)
Everything peachy at home?
Keep your bag safely. Lot of
bastards around these days.
YOGESHWAR
(smacks Zayan on
the head)
22,540! Who the fuck did you
kill to get your hands on
this much money?
ZAYAN
We didn't kill anybody. That
son of a bitch only killed
our dog.
YOGESHWAR
Whatever! Where is your
friend? If I find that you
are fucking with me boy! You
are mistaken.
ZAYAN
I told him to come here
only. Just wait. He will
come.
YOGESHWAR
Just how much money did you
guys take?
ZAYAN
I don't know. We didn't
count.
YOGESHWAR
Go on… Tell me… 50? 70? 1
lakh?
ZAYAN
I guess…
YOGESHWAR
Son of a bitch! This is
called winning a lottery.
(BEAT)
Where have you kept the
money?
ZAYAN
At home.
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YOGESHWAR
So what the fuck are we
doing here?
YOGESHWAR (CONT'D)
Where do you stay?
ZAYAN
You know the temple behind
the railway station?
YOGESHWAR
The one opposite to the
mosque?
ZAYAN
Yeah! We live there only.
YOGESHWAR
Stop talking then and walk.
Its not too far from here.
… Yogeshwar turns and grabs the back of his head with one
hand and lunges forward with his other hand outstretched…
ZAYAN
(motions to
Sarvesh)
Pull this! Pull it hard!
… The two boys drop the body like deadweight on the rocks…
SARVESH
Ith he dead?
ZAYAN
I hope so!
ZAYAN
Did you shit yourself or
what?
SARVESH
No!
ZAYAN
Then where is this fucking
smell coming from?
SARVESH
What to do now?
ZAYAN
We will push his body over
the tracks. People will
think he died by getting run
over by a train.
ZAYAN
Listen, I am the elder one,
so I will lift his head.
SARVESH
You are elder no? So you
thould lift hith thit
thoaked pants then.
ZAYAN
Fine! How about we just roll
him over instead of lifting
him?
The two boys gingerly KICK and push the dead body, trying
to get it over the railway track using just their legs.
SARVESH
They never thow thith in the
movies!
ZAYAN
Show what?
SARVESH
That when a person gets
thrangulated, he thits and
pees hithelf.
(BEAT)
But did you thee how I came
like a hero with the rod?
ZAYAN
(chuckles)
Yeah! Full Karan-Arjun scene
it was…
(BEAT)
Where the fuck did you go?
SARVESH
What do you mean where did I
go?
ZAYAN
When you said you went to
bathroom at the station?
Where did you go?
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SARVESH
To get two AC train tickets
to Lucknow.
(BEAT)
Our train leaves at 4 in the
morning.
SARVESH (CONT'D)
You think we thould close
his eyes?
ZAYAN
The hero closes eyes only
for those he cares about.
Not for fuckers like him.
ZAYAN (CONT'D)
Come, lets go eat something.
SARVESH
Yeah! All this running… I am
starving!
… Zayan comes back into the frame and pulls Sarvesh away
from the dead puppy…
ALOK
Do you know these two boys?
SECURITY GUARD
Yes sir! They work at the
nearby tea stall.
ALOK
Do you know where they stay?
SECURITY GUARD
Not really sir. But I think
they stay in the slums near
the railway station.
ALOK
(to Biswajit)
Send me an email of this
screenshot
(BEAT)
And show me the footage with
the two men you were talking
about.
ALOK
Send me a screenshot of this
as well.
Alok gets up from his chair and exits the bank, leaving
the harassed bank manager and the confused security guard
behind.
ALOK
(into his phone)
Control room?
(BEAT)
Send out a search party to
the slums near the railway
station. I am sending you an
email with two sets of
photos.
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MUNISH
(YELLS)
A! Sarvesh! You didn't come
to the rally na! They gave
free biryani… I got a parcel
for you also… Come!
MUNISH
And, and, I got the new Ajay
Devgan movie on my phone!
You want to watch it with me
or what?
MUNISH
We will watch the movie?
ZAYAN
You are such a dumbshit
Munish!
MUNISH
Why you abusing me?
ZAYAN
Why would you want to watch
a movie on such a small
screen? Go watch it on the
big screen na!
MUNISH
What is your problem? I got
this movie for free. Got it
from another boy…
(Turns to Sarvesh)
You know that boy who sells
the car mobile charger and
all near the bus stop…
(MORE)
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MUNISH (CONT'D)
I got it from him only… He
said he will get Raees also
when it releases…
SARVESH
Raeth I am definitely
watching in theater! Thow
its trailer on your phone
na…
SARVESH
Brother! Firth day, firth
thow! What dialogues!
MUNISH
We will watch it again?
SARVESH
(Wiping his hands
on a piece of
newspaper)
No maybe later… We have to…
ZAYAN
We planning to go for the
last show tonight… You want
to come?
MUNISH
No, maa will scold if I stay
out too late, plus its
almost time for papa to come
back.
ZAYAN
Okay, then we will see you
later…
SARVESH
Will watch movie later…
MUNISH
Bye Sarvesh!
(MORE)
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MUNISH (CONT'D)
(BEAT)
By the way, sorry about
Tuffy! I heard what
happened, I bet he is eating
only chicken and mutton in
heaven now…
SUPER: 07:45 PM
The insides of the hut have been tossed and turned around…
NAGPAL
Wow!
(BEAT)
Like WOOOOOW!
Bablu smiles…
NAGPAL
You little runts made us run
all around the city today!
(turns to Bablu)
What should we do with them?
SARVESH
(in hysterics)
We didn't do anything.
Pleath let us go. Just take
the money. We didn't even
thpend much. We will return
all the clothes we bought.
SARVESH
Don't come clothe! Elthe I
will scream…
SUPER: 07:57 PM
UNIFORMED COP #1
You seen these two boys?
RANDOM BYSTANDER
Seen who?
(MORE)
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UNIFORMED COP #1
Have you seen these two men
then?
RANDOM BYSTANDER
You don't have HD photos or
what? Look at my phone. It
takes kickass selfies. You
want to take a selfie with
me? Wait, I will show you…
UNIFORMED COP #2
Kid? You seen these two
boys?
MUNISH
What did they do? Why you
asking for them?
UNIFORMED COP #2
Nothing. But if you don't
tell us where they are, you
son, are going to be in
trouble.
UNIFORMED COP #2
(into the walkie
talkie)
Sir! Have found the house of
the two boys.
ALOK (O.S.)
Okay! Proceed. But do not
engage. I repeat. Do not
engage till I reach the
spot.
NAGPAL
(knocking on the
door)
Bablu? You finished?
NAGPAL
Bablu! Police!
Bablu turns and grabs the gun from the duffel bag… His and
Zayan's eyes meet… Bablu pouts and winks at Zayan…
ALOK
(to uniformed cop
#2)
Is this the house? Are you
sure?
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Alok steps forward and bangs at the door… The air is still
and silent except for the noise of advertisements coming
from the television set inside the hut…
ALOK
Kids! You don't know who you
have stolen the money from!
NAGPAL
There is no money here!
ALOK
Listen, I don't want to
cause any trouble. I just
want the money. Hand over
the bags and everybody walks
away alive and well.
… Sarvesh makes a run for the door… He grabs the latch and
swings the door wide open… Zayan runs behind Sarvesh…
… He throws the gun out the open door and steps out with
no pants with his arms raised high over his head…
SARVESH (V.O.)
Haven't you theen in the
movies? The hero gets the
money and bad people come
chathing him and then they
take all the people he loves
and ties them up against a
pole. Then he threatens to
kill them. And then in the
climax the polithe comes and
arreths everybody.
… Zayan runs his hands over Sarvesh's face and closes his
eyes…
… Alok enters the hut and surveys the contents of the bag…
MAHENDRA SINGH
Mamaji?!
SURENDRANATH
Hello Biswajit?
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BISWAJIT
Yes sir! How may I help you?
(BEAT)
I was just watching it sir.
(BEAT)
You don't worry. You just
send your boy and I will
arrange for the DD. Nothing
to worry at all sir.
(BEAT)
And sir, if you want to…
SURENDRANATH
How much money was there?
ALOK
We haven't counted yet. But
there is a lot.
SURENDRANATH
Good… You know what to do…
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ALOK
Sir…
SURENDRANATH
Don't worry, you will get
your cut…
ALOK
But can that bank manager be
trusted?
SURENDRANATH
If that son of a bitch
Vaidnath could trust him, I
am sure that he won’t cause
any trouble to us… You don't
worry about that… You go
home and enjoy… You are a
married man after all… Your
wife will be waiting for
you…
ALOK
Sir, I was thinking of going
back to Kanpur…
SURENDRANATH
What happened? Wife wants to
go on a second honeymoon?
ALOK
No sir… But I am divorcing
your daughter… Consider my
share as alimony.
SURENDRANATH
Alok! Have you gone mad?
Listen, you are not thinking
clearly… You have been shot
at… Go take care of the
wound and we will talk
later…
ALOK
No sir, we are done talking.
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Alok taps the top of the car and indicates the driver to
move… Alok steps back and mockingly salutes as
Surendranath rolls up the window.
TEA SELLER
Chai! Chai! Chai! Hot, hot,
chai! Samosas! Hot, hot,
Samosas!
Zayan wakes himself up from his stupor and motions for one
tea… He takes out the dirty wad of money and searches for
a clean note…
TEA SELLER
(Laughs
sarcastically)
Sorry, can't take the money.
You didn't watch the news or
what?
FLASHBACK TO:
… Alok enters the hut and surveys the contents of the bag…
CLOSE UP TV SCREEN
PRIME MINISTER
My dear brothers and
sisters…
(MORE)
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(BEAT)
There comes a time in the
history of a country’s
development when a need is
felt for a strong and
decisive step. For years,
this country has felt that
corruption, black money and
terrorism are festering
sores, holding us back in
the race towards
development.
(BEAT)
Brothers and sisters…
To break the grip of
corruption and black money.
(BEAT)
We have decided that the 500
rupee and 1,000 rupee
currency notes presently in
use will no longer be legal
tender from midnight
tonight, that is 8th
November 2016.
SURENDRANATH
Hello Biswajit?
(BEAT)
Are you watching the news?
(BEAT)
What about my demand draft?
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BISWAJIT (O.S.)
And sir, if you want I have
a way to make all your money
white in one single go… But
it will take time and my
commission would be double.
SURENDRANATH
Thanks Biswajit… I will call
you in the morning tomorrow.
I need to settle some
affairs first.
BISWAJIT (O.S.)
Certainly. I am at your beck
and call.
BACK TO PRESENT:
The tea seller holds on the seat to steady himself and the
big can of tea he is carrying as he pours tea into a paper
cup.
TEA SELLER
Prime minister has played
such a master stroke! Now
there will be no black
money.
ZAYAN
What about the people who
have 500 and 1000 rupee
notes? What happens to them?
TEA SELLER
Nothing! You go to the bank
and deposit the money.
ZAYAN
And if I don't have a bank
account?
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TEA SELLER
Well then, I don't know.
Open a bank account I guess.
(BEAT)
10 rupees…
(Points to the cup
of tea)
10 rupees for tea…
TEA SELLER
Chai! Chai! Chai! Hot, hot,
chai! Samosas! Hot, hot,
Samosas!
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