copiously using glitter Dobby's tiny asshole Number 4 Privet Drive,

Little Whinging, Surrey

the awkward moment watching dragons having a worse love life

when you have no idea breed than Aragog
who You-Know-Who is

tearing off your nipples using magic to enslave drunk Seamus

in a Ministry accident your classmates
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to stay youthful werewolf

a squirrel patronus magical bondage Dobby's sock

performing anal on the the immense pain of a being made to come six
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transformation
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book Ron Weasley and
movie Ron Weasley

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Tournament!

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delicious arsehole masturbating
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orgasm and watching the monster book of
them squirm monsters

networking at the Slug Slimy Slytherins dragon pox

Club

putting smegma in the blowing Dumbledore Hufflepuff getting

pumpkin juice whilst he’s speaking to Hufflefucked out of the
the Minister of Magic House Cup
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luscious locks

using the Quibber as Molly Weasley a winged key going up

toilet paper Arthur Weasley’s anus

Snape and McGonagall "How To Please Your snorting Floo Powder

making passionate love Wizard's Wand" by
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into the hospital wing mudbloods and squibs not to off you the
to give Harry a blowjob second you become
useless

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portraits you suck all at once
masturbate in front of

Hermione’s bush(y hair) crappy Harry Potter the Goblet Of Fire

pick up lines
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students luscious tits

transfiguration actually learning a leaky wand

something because
Harry Potter has
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the magical equivalent Randy House-elves pornographic daydream

of social networking charms
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your throat Gryffindor orgy contains everything
you need

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breaking every single Unforgivable Curses being Hogwarts'

rule and only getting a that are used in a headmaster
light scolding totally forgivable way
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your Chamber of
Secrets

the Noble and Most Dennis Creevy Rufus Scrimageour's

Ancient House of Black sexily stern demeanour

Godric Gryffindor's losing your wand and my useless friend Ron

body hair using your dick instead Weasley
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cuddling skeleton Malfoy

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dildo graves

drawing Severus Snape all those cute couples accidentally blowing up

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girls your mom
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Elves Room of Requirement

regretting all the ships Gryffindor SECTUMSEMPRA!

that never sailed

a private ticket to the braiding one's hair with a Firebolt

Weasley’s Wizard black ribbon
Wheezes back room
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friend's sister

off-screen death of your Dumbledore saying it eating Dumbledore's

favorite characters wrong beard to gain his power

eating floating a howler sext a good ol' virgin

cupcakes sacrifice
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buff keeper bod have your wand
removed from an orifice
it should not be inside

wands to finish off Slughorn’s Club for Charlie Weasley

Voldemort little boys

unicorn meat the Killing Curse the prefects bathroom

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for over an hour

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adorned with Harry up quidditch to 'chase
Potter's face dragons'

cat food Beetles eyes the rest of the

Marauders
gangbanging Peter
Pettigrew
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don't even notice you're breast
dead

oppressing goblins Draco in leather pants dancing with a

Quidditch World Cup
player instead of a thick
redhead

Oliver’s wood wearing a miniskirt The function of a

rubber duck
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French maid so hard they cry

Wormtail keeping a house-elf sized coffin blaming the nargles

James’ dick as a
souvenir

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looking classy as fuck little problem Creevey
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nor toad Pickers

Hagrid's butt crack practicing Wingardium the (lack of) money in

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vault

placing an undetectable not how I planned this Pureblood inbreeding

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Cho Chang’s vagina
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offer of a blowjob from Whomping Willow
Harry

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no less

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through your shirt jumbo tampons
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noise Gryffindor, glittering fursuit
with rubies

the Whomping Willow Ravenclaw Ron and Hermione in

in a thunder storm the back of the Ford
Anglia

knowing that Snape is an old grumpy wizard Fenrir Greyback’s inner

still a massive tool that refuses to wear thighs
pants
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ever happened in the Black" over and over
Room of Requirements

Gryffindor's sword Hogwarts fucking a flobberworm

Victor Krum’s man accidently killing your Cormac McLaggen's

meat sister busy hands
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a magical full body an incestual Weasley Amortentia

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the hideous drapes using Mr Weasley’s shaving one's penis

around the Gryffindor plugs inappropriately (carefully)
beds
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books

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eyes become your own
grandparent

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dungeon dead
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form

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throwing snowballs at every flavoured bean
Voldemort

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brother a life-long questionable sexuality
phobia of spiders
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permanently red Sirius Black transform

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Hermione Granger my furry little problem riding a winged,

undead horse you can't
see
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many people your Hogwarts house
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finding out your Movie Sirius Black Cornelius goddamn

Patronus is a sea Fudge
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that fucking Harry sex on top of the Harry's "wand"

Potter epilogue Marauder's map
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questionable hiring while in Azkaban
practices

accidentally turning Hermione sprouting a Hagrid dick pic

yourself into a furry tentacles
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sacrificial death burly branches hippogriff

hearing all the cool getting fucked from Dobby spanking Winky
stuff all the other behind by Fenrir with a sock
characters do while Greyback
some teenage wizards
camp out in the forest
for 400 pages

Dolores Umbridge’s Bellatrix Black's pussy inbred wizard rednecks

saggy tits
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Peeves bosom

a love potion Portkeys Dudley Dursley washed

up on a beach

Luna Lovegood naked Dumbledore hugging the Dark Lord

riding bareback on
Firenze with Bane
shoving a horn up his
arse
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enslavement of House up the butt rotten, smelly house
Elves

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twincest teaching wizards how George Weasley

to code looking into the mirror
of Erised and seeing
Fred

conservative values receiving a tender the Durmstrang

blowjob Institute
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cleverly by Molly taste in men
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nowhere

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across the face Requirement

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sized Hippogriffs
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"Weasley is Our King" balls dangle around his children
knees, at this point

being excused from getting ripped apart by the Shrieking Shack

being a bully because vampires
you're conventionally
attractive

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his beard seeker terribly
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the sexual tendencies Peeves up to his usual Neville Motherfucking

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Cornelius Fudge's lime Professor McGonagall’s the savior of the

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basilisks that make you Severus Snape whining forcing children to live
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Neville Longcock Troll boggeys waiting until the end of

the school year to
actually try and kill
Harry
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species use wands penis can shoot dragon fire

sexy times Harry Potter's wizards incorrectly

cockblocking skill dressed as muggles

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flag in public

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cover of Witch Weekly hours

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your mother

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with a werewolf while the price of your nose of a love potion
disguised as a stag

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over a table lovemaking

Arthur Weasley, Priori Incantatem a terrible godmother

fascinated by Muggle
technology

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with the rhythm of a spanking Ron Weasley
pendulum
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wand

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as anal beads creature inheritance

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representation

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gingers of Magic Azkaban
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having to explain to an evening out with Mrs being Percy Weasley in

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heaven with Voldemort

having an iguana for a Ginny Weasley naked Vernon Dursley’s fat

Patronus on a broom fucking face

kilos upon kilos of thousands of wizards Death Eaters

sweets
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Gryffindor clever fingers

that scene where Draco talking dirty in Sirius Black's

took a bite out of an Parseltongue indescribable sexual
apple in Harry Potter magnetism

using a dick as a crying because of a hutch of racing

portkey Hedwig pigeons
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vodka

Arthur, Molly, Bill, Ron's rat actually being the sexual tension
Charlie, Percy, Fred, a man between Harry and
George, Ron, and Hermoine
Ginny Weasley

shaving one's legs eating to feel better Severus Snape

whispering to 'turn to
page 394'
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child abuse biography written by
Rita Skeeter

ghost rape Padma Patil the Sorting Hat

Hufflepuff charging $100 for being sorted into

Moaning Myrtle’s tears Hufflepuff
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playing Dumbledore tone as if you're not a
fucking bitch

the hundreds of cats in selling muggle drugs to Bertha Jorkin’s meat

the halls of Hogwarts students as candy curtains

Voldemort hiding your mother's love and your father's love and
underneath my turban affection affection
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pleasure gain

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baby

Rupert Grint's ice despising magic the feeling you get

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broomstick for the first
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gnome beauty hot Veela fantasies Billy Weasley

pageants
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inevitable heart attack Weasley house

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wince at the triangle
provocative nature of
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Rogue lethifolds a dick shaped scar on scantily clad goblins

your head
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charm wrong and Dementor
making your dick turn
purple

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Malfoy
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PATRONUM" before
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a name as mundane a Kingsley Shacklebolt Prongs

and unexciting as sex dream
"Harry"

Cedric Diggory's magical bras using a magical eye to

bloated corpse look through students
clothing
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scar on your cock

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roommate doing
inappropriate wand
things

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disturbingly predatory Myrtle’s toilet unspeakable
Fenrir Greyback experience in the
Forbidden Forest
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Magic

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prefect bathroom Gro in movie 5

actual married couple the Shrieking Shack having one's dirty

Sirius and Remus laundry aired in The
Daily Prophet
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Snape's button Butterbeer Fleur’s steamy fart

Uncle Vernon reading Luna Lovegood's skills Padfoot

the Daily Mail in bed
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animal with a spider

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Toffee to your boyfriend hippogriff poo Army
before sex

1000 years of goblin Arthur Weasley riding a basilisk into

oppression battle
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with the sorting hat

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breeding dragons Lily Evans getting incestuous

illegally
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Snorkacks being gangbanged by leftover finger
Centaurs

weird sorcererous getting a finger in the wizarding lingerie

kinks anus by a Dementor

“There’s no need to call I solemnly swear that I holding onto your wand
me, ‘Sir’ Professor” am up to no good for dear life
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tongue thing go back in time to fuck Neville
yourself

they will be missed using your safe-word Dolores Umbridge

Long boring speeches the Dementor's kiss using nicknames like

about love or some shit "Snuffles"
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wishing you had a spending 48 hours with how hot Voldemort

Time-Turner so you the Dursleys to get used to be
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vagina
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Weekly said so arse

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species to cook you Muggle
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linens

Voldemort's (lack of a) running around the Lavender Brown

nose Great Hall, casting
curses and screaming
like a Hungarian Horn-
tail

gay wizards snorting Floo Powder licking out the labia

to go on a mental
journey
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with a snitch for no while you sleep magazines
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running naked in the used to be
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memory charms getting drunk on Cho Chang’s yeast

butterbeer infection
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drowning in pussy

getting gangbanged by enjoying getting a furry little problem

centaurs slapped in the face

having a Weasley load mischief managed the undoubtedly

of children dangerous hobby of
collecting rare dragon
eggs
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Gran's clothes breasts for one more
movie

Percy Weasley's probity probes filling the house cup

freckled, tight arse with fire whiskey

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hears about this like the little bitch he is
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Professor Slughorn catching the snitch in arousal potions

having explosive your vagina
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a Patronus
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Hell flesh memories

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your robes Riddle bathing in virgin’s
blood

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when your team is Azkaban where the
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rehabilitated instead of
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your boobs

waking up next to magical nudes that Alastor Moody's third

Fenrir Greyback move wooden leg
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morons with no talent wardrobe
for potions
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ejected from the girls' parseltongue with a lisp
dormitory
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lube sweets on the
Hogwarts Express

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Lovegood’s crackpipe telephone

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your cock
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celebration in Quidditch cock
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shampoo for Christmas

trying to get your Severus Snape 9 and ¾ inches

phone to work at
Hogwarts and
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in the Room of
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annoying Gryffindors Salazar Slytherin's arse Dolores Umbridge

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that goat

Draco Malfoy's a report on cauldron Luna Lovegood losing

perfectly coiffed hair bottom thickness her clothes

the sound of Arthur and playing strip quidditch leather pants

Molly Weasley
shagging loudly in the
room next door
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in the Triwizard Cup

Rowena Ravenclaw's playing wizards chess the real reason James

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king
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Roonil Wazlib using transfiguration the colour orange

for punishment

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Against the Dark Arts bandy-legged ginger Chang left China
Professor cat
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freshly fondled cornish sleeping with Wormtail Dobby's sock

pixies every night

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Metamorphmagus
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birthday ballsack parents

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cloak to sneak into the obviously bleached hair lethifold
girl’s bathroom
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anal fisting with a Butterbeer
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mankini marital aid

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librarian look Dobby’s tea cosy
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form Mungo’s for a sex
related injury

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gave his kids corpses
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rather than his own hair grease

the systematic Severus Snape's Professor Quirrel

enslavement of House abnormally large nose
Elves

a feral runespoor Sirius’ sex partners Amelia Bones

using a Firebolt for potion-making the Chamber of Secrets
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Bill Weasley's other making a ridiculously Winky's drinking

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scheme of the Slytherin her money to charity,
common room and not being able to
afford her rent

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induced furry sex

fucking in front of the Fountain of Fair wondering if Tonks'

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charms

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of my pants inmates get
rehabilitated instead of
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basilisk

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the facts Chamber of Secrets
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worst monster: a stoner house
Muggle dentist

a sneaky handjob probably sex bending over the soap

in Azkaban

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charm
Hagrid's undoubtedly using a time turner to realising that fog is
huge penis have sex with your past Dementor jizz
self

ending slavery Madam Pomfrey Ron and Hermione’s

sex tape

the only Jew at seducing every single a shitload of

Hogwarts person on the Dungbombs
Hogwarts staff
the Giant Squid dry humping a setting things on fire
cardboard cutout of
Cedric

10 points to Gryffindor King's Cross Station tricks and treats

Draco and Harry 69ing summoning underwear Severus Snape's

from the girls’ dorm inexplicable sex appeal
Snape, Snape, Severus Hagrid’s pubic hair Ludo Bagman
Snape

Padfoot's tendency to Merpeople fetish EXPELLIARMUS!

shed dog hair

using firearms or Sirius Black; the attempting to seduce

nuclear weapons world’s biggest drama Professor McGonagall
instead of magic queen
the Maurauders Pomona Sprout combing one's hair

Nox Floo powder power having a magical

accident that sends you
to St Mungo's

a bunch of spending time in spending an eternity in

Gryffinwhores and Dumbledore's office Azkaban
Hufflesluts
awkwardly sharing a a one-eyed witch with a James Potter’s stag
scone at Madam hump dick
Puddifoot's while your
date cries

turning a Nokia into dying so hard the only Professor Trelawney’s

your final Horcrux thing that's left is a drinking habit
finger

enchanting erotic posters of motorcycles some bird named

pictures so that they and muggle women in Audrey
move bikinis
the Minister of Magic playing a rousing game being up a troll's arse
stood in a toilet of Quidditch

getting drunk on wearing a vibrator in the potential sexual

butterbeer Potions class application of being a
Metamorphagus

Oliver Wood, the Lumos actual dragon dildos

walking innuendo
skipping meals to read massive, massive dicks the uncomfortable fact
in the library of Hagrid's conception

Voldemort performing being sorted into Voldemort's noseless

the Dance of the Sugar Slytherin face
Plum Fairy

Dean Thomas' life like Professor McGonagall the lovechild of Donald

portraits feeding you biscuits Trump and Dolores
Umbridge
Peter Pettigrew calling Severus Snape Slytherin dungeon porn
a fuckboy

Lucius Malfoy clad in cradling the dead body the actual love triangle
French lingerie of the girl who rejected between Harry, Ron and
you in high school Hermione

the cupboard under the stop staring and kill the inappropriate
stairs fucking Dark Lord, oh Ravenclaws
my God, how are you
not dead yet?
Platform 9 ¾ flying under the a broken Sneakoscope
influence

assuming all squibs are the Imperius Curse herbology

retarded

my father will hear the Sorting Hat's I figured my grade

about this! message of unity couldn't get any worse,
so why bother?
the Diagon Alley sex a secret room full of Dumbledore shitting all
shop dead students over a house-elf

Emma Watson becoming Minister for owning a small dragon

Magic

Harry’s limp wand being Harry freaking an undetectable

Potter extension charm
Voldemort’s noseless explaining basic a secret in class
face physics to wizards handjob

vomiting up slugs getting ridiculously the scarf of sexual

drunk preference

using Unforgivable AVADA KEDAVRA! He-Who-Must-Not-Be-

Curses on children Named
Hagrid and Madame the bizarre and horrific living in a large bird
Olympe Maxime’s sex ordeal that conceived cage
tape Rubeus Hagrid

the Polyjuice potion moaning like Myrtle Ron Weasley in a

beautiful blue dress

seducing Minerva buckets of gay sex absolutely nothing

McGonagall
inappropriate use of Fudge's green bowler getting baked with
one's Animagus form hat super strong enchanted
wizard weed

ringing the bell holding onto your wand Expectopatro-nads!

for dear life

Peter Pettigrew using swords in the Manticore cock

watching little boys bedroom
change
losing your glasses a sordid affair with losing the House Cup
Remus Lupin because Harry and his
friends went on another
fucking adventure

Harry Potter breaking Hermione’s ball gown Parseltonguing

just about every rule on the floor someone's
and getting 100 house trousersnake
points for it

a filthy mudblood Professor Umbridge's having a beautiful wand

unspeakable
experience in the
Forbidden Forest
herding thousands of a Sirius and Buckbeak taking note of Cormac
snakes into battle porno McLaggen’s girth

having an orgy with the pink robes sleeping with all the
entire Slytherin Weird Sisters
Quidditch team
After months of I overdosed on Felix Lucius Malfoy didn't
practicing magic, I Felicis and found realize he had actually
think I’m finally ready ________. given Dobby his
for ________. ________

After the Sorting Hat Tom Riddle was The Room of

was placed on his shocked when Ginny Requirement can turn
head, Harry did not began to write about into whatever you
expect the voice in his ________ in the Diary happen to need, for
ear to whisper example, just the other
________. day I found it full of
________!

After a subtle mistake Weasley's Wizard While Harry was

in the brewing of the Wheezes has gotten struggling with
Polyjuice Potion, into a fair bit of trouble Occlumency, Snape got
Hermione was shocked regarding their sale of a glimpse of ________.
to find out she had ________.
turned into ________.
The whole party was Rita Skeeter is back Mr. Filch would like me
shocked to find with a scandalous to remind you that
________ in the article about ________. ________ is strictly off-
Lestrange's vault. limits.

Eye of rabbit, harp The next Triwizard ________ will be

string hum. Turn this Tournament has the teaching defense
water into ________. Champions battling against the dark arts
________. this year.

Many Hogwarts Filch has finally banned Moony, Wormtail,

students went to the ________ from the halls Padfoot and Prongs'
hospital wing with at Hogwarts. first invention,
complaints of ________, didn't go
________. quite as well.
________ is really Master has given Neville Longbottom
hidden in the Chamber Dobby ________! was surprised when he
of Secrets Dobby is free! reached into the
Sorting Hat and found
________.

What's that spell? In retrospect, it was a The Ministry of Magic

________ replied dead giveaway when has just announced
Hermione. they said their that they have put a
Amortentia smelled like new tax on ________.
________.

Inside my Chamber of Lucius Malfoy’s loves Damn! I forgot to do my

Secrets there is nothing more than ________ homework.
________. ________.
When you are done Slytherins are known ________ is probably a
with the Marauder's for their cunning, Horcrux.
Map, simply say cleverness and
________. ________.

Harry Potter must not Next from JK Rowling, When Ron got to the
go back to Hogwarts! “Harry Potter and the boggart, he was
He must ________. Order of ________”. surprised to find that it
had taken the shape of
________.

Hogwarts school song In today's Charms Then Bellatrix

goes, "Hogwarts, lesson, I will teach you Lestrange cackled with
Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty the spell for ________. glee and said,
Hogwarts, ________. " ________.
Acceptable pets at Everyone laughed The only thing you can
Hogwarts include cats, when they found out say about Hufflepuffs is
owls and ________. Draco Malfoy's ________.
patronus was ________.

Gryffindors are well ________ is the real If Dumbledore hadn't

known for ________. reason that there won’t fallen for Grindlewald,
be another Harry Potter his second choice
book. would have been
________.

When Ron Weasley When Daniel Radcliffe Before Filch became

isn't afraid of spiders isn't playing Cards the Hogwarts caretaker
he's afraid of ________. against Humanity he's he was ________.
________.
________ is the heir of ________ is how I got The Room of
Slytherin. stains on the invisibility Requirement requires
cloak. more ________.

Deep within the bowels The newest mini game Madame Trelawney
of Gringotts, is a vault on Pottermore features sees ________ in your
filled with nothing but ________. future.
________.

Upon puberty witches In truth Hagrid was My patronus

and wizards at really expelled from is________.
Hogwarts are taught to Hogwarts because of
avoid ________. ________.
Instead of using blood Before traveling by I see ________ in the
for ink Dolores toilet became the norm, mirror of erised.
Umbridge uses the Ministry used
________. ________ as a Portkey.

Word is that for 50 I found a ton of The Tri-Wizard

galleons you can ________ in the tournament was finally
purchase ________ restricted section. banned after having
from the trolley. ________ as a task.

When Wormtail forgets ________ is why Snape Voldemort's plan B

his Death Eater mask rhymes with rape. involved ________ and
he wears ________ on ________.
his face as a disguise.

PICK 2
Hermione also had a lot When no one is looking Moaning Myrtle moans
of ________ in her Professor McGonagall because of ________.
magic bag. transforms into
________.

Honeydukes now offers The Room of The Hogwarts Express

________ covered in Requirement had just mysteriously stopped
________ . what I needed: at ________ this year to
________. pick up ________.

PICK 2 PICK 2

The Department of After overdosing on Polyjuice Potion

Mysteries is now Felix Felicis, I couldn't prepared with my hair
studying ________ to stop ________. tastes and smells like
improve the lives of ________.
Muggles and wizards
alike.
Educational Decree No. ________ IN THE ________ stinks!
45: The Ministry of DUNGEON! Thought Support ________, the
Magic names ________ you'd like to know. REAL Hogwarts
the new Head of Champion!
Hogwarts.

PICK 2

This book is the J.K. Rowling recently When I look in the

property of the Half- said she regrets forcing Mirror of Erised, I see
Blood ________. a relationship between myself ________.
________ and
________.

PICK 2

There should be a new Don't miss Gilderoy My boggart is a

book that pairs Severus Lockhart's newest ________.
Snape and ________. book: ________ with
________.

PICK 2
The worst Bertie Bott's ________ is such a No unicorn hair here.
Everyflavor Bean I ever Hufflepuff. My wand has a core
ate tasted like made of ________.
________.

In an alternate version One of the least known Due to a security

of the epilogue, uses of dragon's blood breach, the new
Hermione Granger ends is ________. password for the
up with ________. prefects' bathroom is
________.

The Marauders When she's not in her Ollivander considers

neglected to map the U-bend, Moaning Myrtle ________ an inferior
secret passage into can be found ________ material for
Hogwarts found in around Hogwarts. wandmaking.
________.
Death Eater activity has HARRY, DID YOU PUT Next year's Yule Ball
been blamed for YOUR ________ IN THE will be DJed by
________. ________? ________.

PICK 2

The Misuse of Muggle Grawp finally learned a Due to dementor

Artifacts recently useful skill: ________. desertion, Azkaban will
punished some now be guarded by
Muggle-baiters for ________.
________.

Never trust anything Moony, Wormtail, Neville Longbottom

that can think for itself Padfoot and Prong’s was surprised when he
if you can't see where it first invention, reached into the
keeps its ________. ________, didn’t go Sorting Hat and found
quite as well. ________.
The next Triwizard ________ will be Filch has finally banned
Tournament has the teaching Defense ________ from the halls
Champions battling Against the Dark Arts. at Hogwarts.
________.

Lucius Malfoy didn’t Tom Riddle was Dumbledore has hidden

realise he had actually shocked when Ginny ________ in the Room
given Voldemort began to write about of Requirement.
________. ________ in the diary.

After a mistake in While Harry was Rita Skeeter is back

brewing the Polyjuice struggling with with a scandalous
Potion, Hermione Occlumency, Snape got article about ________.
turned into ________. a glimpse of ________.
Mr. Filch would like me The Quibbler rejected I would consider
to remind you that my story about ________ in exchange
________ is strictly off- ________. for a chocolate frog.
limits.

The lesser known Hogwart’s newest As a new rule, this year

Fourth brother brazenly detention: cleaning students are forbidden
asked Death for ________ by hand. to enter ________.
________.

Eat ________ Malfoy! You’re going to get us Snape uses ________

________. Or worse, to style his hair.
expelled!
I keep ________ in my Luna and Hagrid found Slytherin will help you
moleskin pouch. that they have a on the way to ________.
common interest in
________.

________: bad enough The real reason Nick is It was a real surprise
to give Mad-Eye Moody only ‘nearly headless’ when my Boggart
nightmares. is because he was turned into ________.
________.

And third, to Mr. Harry Professor Trelawney The rememberall kept

Potter for ________. I found ________ in my telling Neville that he
award Gryffindor house teacup. forgot about ________.
60 points.
Umbridge has been Next time you’ll have to Harry even tried
forcing people to write put ________ in the swallowing ________ to
lines that carved Goblet of Fire to win his next Quidditch
________ into their compete. match.
flesh.

________ is now Pity the living Harry, I like beautiful

banned in the corridors and above all, pity evenings, long walks in
of Hogwarts. those without the Forbidden Forest
________. and ________ with a
centaur.

If it weren’t for “Here,” Professor Lupin Fluffy goes right to

________, I wouldn’t said to Harry, handing sleep at the sound of
have spent that time in him ________. “Eat it. ________.
Azkaban. It’ll help.”
I saw you ________ on Death Eaters smell like Honeydukes now
the Maraunders Map ________. carries a candy that
last night with turns you into
________. ________.

PICK 2

Dolores Umbridge Accio ________! (It I can’t go to

made it her mission at came). Hogsmeade, I have 12
Hogwarts to crack scrolls about ________
down on ________. due tomorrow!

For 200 Chocolate After ________ The prefects go crazy

Frogs, the Slytherins Hermione knew she with ________ when
can arrange for had to choose Ron. everyone else is in bed.
________ to be
smuggled into the
castle.
Which came first, Remus Lupin’s guilty I’m sorry Professor, but
________ or ________? pleasure is ________. I couldn’t complete my
homework because I
was ________.

PICK 2

Education Decree ________ is not very I was banned from

Number Twenty-Seven: pureblood of you. playing Quidditch
________. because of ________.

The Fat Lady, drunk Voldemort split “Harry, please. You’re

with power, decided to ________ into 7 pieces. talking to the man who
change the password to raised ________.”
________.
The lost tale of the ________is the reason You have your mother’s
Beedle the Bard: boys aren’t allowed in ________.
Babbity Rabbity and the girls’ dormitories.
________.

I accidentally 50 points for getting “Look at what my father

transfigured ________ ________ through got me, it’s ________!”
into ________. Myrtle’s head. Draco bragged.

PICK 2

Mrs. Weasley’s I drink firewhisky to Snape finds ________

Christmas present from forget ________. disturbing yet oddly
Mr. Weasley was charming.
________.
Tom Marvolo Riddle: I To me, Amortentia “Professor Slughorn,
am ________. smells like ________, sir, I wondered what
________, and you could tell me about
________. ________?”

DRAW 2
PICK 3

Any wizard in his right Feels like firewhisky, Don’t miss Gilderoy
mind would be tastes like ________. Lockhart’s newest
ashamed of ________. book: ________ and
________.

PICK 2

Grawp finally learned a ________ beyond I lost my wand inside

useful skill: ________. measure is man’s ________.
greatest treasure.
It is rumoured amongst Due to Dementors Who would have
Death Eaters that deserting Azkaban, it thought the Portkey
Voldemort secretly will now be guarded by would be ________?
enjoys ________. ________.

________ is the worst Next year’s Yule Ball Today we will be

thing a Ravenclaw has will feature ________. learning to ________.
ever been accused of
doing.

Dumbledore should I don’t know how I got it The newest

have never hidden but this ________ on Unforgivable Curse
________ from Harry for my forehead is pretty causes the inflicted to
so long. wicked. experience ________.
________ cannot be I never expected to find When Ginny thinks
penetrated by hand, ________ under about Harry’s penis,
vanished, parted, Proffesor McGonagall’s she can’t help but think
scooped up or robes. about ________.
siphoned away.

Bill Weasley really Hagrid removes the My attempt at a

struggles with sole item inside vault Philosopher’s Stone
________. 713: ________. changes ordinary metal
into ________.

I managed to lose our Mrs. Weasley calls Mr. After overdosing on

house 100 points by Weasley ________ Felix Felicis, I couldn’t
________. when they are alone stop ________.
together
There was a mass ________ will lie in the Because Ginny had six
break-out in Azkaban. I Chamber forever. brothers, she learned a
heard they used lot about ________.
________ to escape.

Dumbledore was Ron’s broken wand I never expected to take

secretly in love with accidentally Accio’d the form of a ________
________ all along. ________. when I became an
Animagus.

Moony, Wormtail, This year, the Hogwarts Professor Trelawney

Padfoot and ________. Express mysteriously actually correctly
stopped for ________. predicted ________.
Did you hear? There Quirrell is hiding Your new Charms
was an accident in ________ under his professor is ________.
Potions that resulted in turban.
________.

In secret, Hermione ________: The latest Mudbloods are best

Granger goes to the flavour of beans. known for ________.
library to think about
________.

The 'Doofus Maximus' Why weren't you in In his latest unorthodox

charm has the same potions?" asked Ron. adventure, Harry Potter
effect as ________. "________" Harry must face his fear of
replied. ________ to defeat
________.

PICK 2
Dobby's last word(s) My friend lost his The thing made George
should have been house 75 points for Weasley cry most on
________. ________. his birthday was
________.

If you ask me, ________ They call me the Harry ________ is the new
was the most useless Potter of ________. craze amongst teenage
character in the entire witches these days.
franchise.

________ was part of Even ________ would Ew. No way, not even if
Professor Snape's daily have been a better you were ________.
routine. name than Albus
Severus.
The number one 'awww' Snape died thinking Voldemort's animagus
worthy thing at ________. would be ________.
Hogwarts is ________.

________ is strictly This year at Hogwarts We won't lose to

forbidden in the I'm really looking Ravenclaw, Slytherin,
common room. forward to ________. or ________.

Everybody knows Freeze motherfuckers After Quidditch was

Hogwarts' biggest it's ________! cancelled, everyone
player is ________. turned to playing
________.
I can't believe Harry After seven years, Lily ________: The lesser
Potter got away with Evans finally fell in love known, fifth house at
________. with James Potter after Hogwarts.
________.

The only way to kill ________ only costs 7 My father will hear
Voldemort is ________. galleons. about ________.

Dumbledore was in love "No need to call me, Tom Riddle's next
with ________. ________ , Professor." Horcrux is ________.
Harry ________ Potter. Hermione ________ Ronald ________
Granger. Weasley.

Harry Potter and the "It's leviosa, not ________ is seriously

________ of ________. ________." not the weirdest thing
at Hogwarts.

PICK 2

"I'm going to bed, Harry is naming his "Why spiders? Why

before either of you next kid ________ couldn't it be ' ________
come up with another ________ Potter ?'"
clever idea to get us
killed or worse:
________ ."

PICK 2
My Patronus is J.K. Rowling recently In a peculiar turn of
________. said in an interview she events the new Bertie
regrets that ________ Bott Bean will taste like
and ________ didn't ________.
end up together.

PICK 2

In the latest Hogwarts As his first act as Slytherins are best

scandal, students have Minister of Magic, known for there
been found using Kingsley Shacklebolt cunning,
________ to get created the Department resourcefulness and
themselves off. of ________. their ________.

In secret, Hermione ________ is probably a ________ : new from

goes to the library to horcrux. Weasley's Wizarding
think about ________. Wheezes.
In his latest world Today's Potter angst is Hogwarts school of
domination strategy, brought to you by witchcraft and
Voldemort will use ________. ________.
________ to conquer
the Ministry of Magic!

I'm allergic to ________, Manipulating children Dumbledore grieves

I'm a Hufflepuff. is fine when you're over ________.
________.

________ sent me to Bellatrix Lestrange is Severus Snape touches

Azkaban. on trial for ________. his n ipples and thinks
about ________.
He kept trying to cast I don't think you should Kingsley Shacklebolt is
Engorgio charms on add ________ to this deathly afraid of
________. situation. ________.

If you don't like Ravenclaws are really I mean, ________?

________, why not just good at ________. Really? So cliché.
go to Beauxbatons?

I'd hate to have Is ________ such a Why is it that ________

________ as a dueling good idea? is so sexy?
opponent.
________ is My mum just sent a Lucius Malfoy strokes
surprisingly good in Howler about ________. his wand over
bed. ________.

Why do I always win? Harry Potter really likes What's more fun than
I'll tell you why: ________ in bed. ________?
________.

Mad-Eye Moody gets There's a spell for How can you have sex
hot at thoughts of ________. with ________
________. watching?
He just started ________ should be Harry Potter and the
conjuring ________. I legal. Goblet of ________.
thought it was a terrible
idea.

________? They're not My vagina is full of Sirius Black really likes

so dangerous. ________. ________.

________ is the reason In fighting against I need more ________

Molly and Arthur ________, Hogwarts in my life," said
Weasley got married. can only become more ________.
united.

PICK 2
I got ________ for What am I scared is If I had a Horcrux, I'd
Christmas. hiding under my bed? use ________ as a
________, that's what. vessel.

________'s primary I'll trade you a Voldemort finds

kink is ________. chocolate frog for ________ very sexy
________. indeed.

PICK 2

________ is even better Dumbledore never We can only defeat

than ________. answers my owls ________ by using
about ________. ________.

PICK 2 PICK 2
I would love to have When Narcissa Malfoy When Bellatrix
dinner with ________. masturbates, she Lestrange masturbates,
thinks about ________. she fantasizes about
________.

________ should be What is unethical about ________ likes the idea

punished by ________. ________? of getting fucked by the
Giant Squid.

PICK 2

________ is I didn't expect the The Weasley twins

surprisingly easy to Room of Requirement wank over ________
accomplish. to give me ________. and ________
respectively.

PICK 2
Ah, ________. Just like ________ can kill you, I got this bruise from
Granny used to make. you know. ________.

Narcissa Malfoy ________ put me in St ________ is what I use

blushes at thoughts of Mungo's for two weeks. as my memory for my
________. Patronus.

The password is And then, everything I most admire Severus

“________”. was ruined by Snape for ________.
________.
Ron Weasley Are there laws against In ten years, I'd love to
masturbates over ________? see Hogwarts have
________. ________.

________ is what I have nightmares ________ sounds like a

makes Dumbledore so about ________. terrible meal.
damn attractive.

It was terrible. It was a Kingsley Shacklebolt is Then they started

fight: ________ versus very aroused by having sex, right on
________. ________. top of ________.

PICK 2
I actually had sex with There's a spell for Dolores Umbridge has
________ and it was everything, even banned ________.
fine. ________.

Cause of death: Hermione Granger gets The main problem with

________. off to thoughts of ________ is all the
________. business with
________.

PICK 2

________ is the most The ________ was an Hagrid has very

dangerous weapon we unexpected and valuable advice about
know of. awkward interruption. ________.
What could be more ________ is going to go Voldemort's true
beautiful than to Azkaban for weakness is ________.
________? ________.

PICK 2

Lucius Malfoy wanks to ________ makes Minerva McGonagall

________. cunnilingus so much adores ________.
better.

It's right on the cover of ________ is not I got an O on my NEWT

today's Daily Prophet: advised. in ________.
________!
Astoria Greengrass Is it even possible to Secretly, Hermione
wants ________ for conjure ________? spends time in broom
Christmas. cupboards with
________.

________? That sort of Molly Weasley's worst ________ would be a

thing could get you fear is ________. perfect addition to the
sent to Azkaban. Hogwarts halls.

Albus Dumbledore has Draco Malfoy is terrified ________ has a very

kept ________ hidden of ________. tiny asshole.
from Harry Potter
Hogwarts isn't I don't think enough I've written dozens of
Hogwarts without people consider the letters to the
________. sexual applications of headmaster about
________. ________.

Harry Potter and I have a lot of Mad-Eye Moody is

________. appreciation for guilty of ________.
________, you know.

The Department Of Guess who's coming to Sirius Black cries over

Ministries wants to dinner! ________! ________.
study ________.
Guess who's dead! Albus Dumbledore Who am I
That's right, ________! masturbates to Parseltonguing? I'll tell
________. you - ________!

The Daily Prophet is If you like ________, Remus Lupin is very

now being sponsored you should attend good at ________.
by ________. Durmstrang.

The Ministry is putting Any problem can be Harry Potter is only

out new sanctions to solved by ________ made stronger by
control ________. ________.