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Subs By Traff and raceman
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Okay, Round 2.
Josh, you're up.

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What do you got?

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Check it out.

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Your mama is so stupid,

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she thinks an iMac is
a new hamburger at McDonald's.

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Okay, not bad.

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Okay, okay, I got one. I got one.

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What's the difference between
your mama and a washing machine?

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When I drop a load in the washing machine
it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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Lemon, could I speak
with you alone for a moment?

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That's what your sister
asked me last night. Booyah!

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Uh, right this way.
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Uh, my friend Gerhard Hapsburg
is throwing a birthday party for himself

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at the Pierre tonight.

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Oh, and you want me to think of something funny
that you can write in the card?

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No. I want you to come with me.

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Oh.

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Who's Gerhard Hapsburg?

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Prince Gerhard is the last male descendant
of the Imperial House of Hapsburg.

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They ruled the Austro-Hungarian Empire.

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The Defenestration of Prague?

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Lemon, what exactly did you study in college?

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- Theatre Tech.
- I see.

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I'm inviting you
to the social event of the season.

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Oh...I don't know, Jack.

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Would I have to wear high heel shoes?

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Yes. This will be good for you.

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You finally got Dennis out of your life.

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You're even wearing lipstick.

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No. They're just really chapped.

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I'll have the wardrobe department
pull a dress for you.

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I just thought maybe you'd like
to spend some time with a, um...

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different class of people.

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Okay, fine. I'll do it.

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But I'm not gonna like it.

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That's what your mom said to me last night.

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Booyah.

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You got slammed, girl.

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That was surprising.

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Yes, dear.
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Oh, boy, who's crying?

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Is that Caleb?

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What's up, Pete?

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Okay, I'll try. Yeah.

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Elmo wants you to aim your pee-pee
at the potty!

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Ha ha! No, not at Mommy.
At the potty.

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How is that Elmo's fault?

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Did Mommy have some wine
before she called Elmo?

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Click. Enhhhh!

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Pete, Pete, Pete, Pete.

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- Where's your spinal cord, son?
- What?

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No, it's just my wife is visiting her folks
and she's a little stressed out.

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Yeah, seem like
you got yourself a Delilah.
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A what?

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Pete, you got two type of
women in this world:

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one who gives you strength

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and one who takes strength from you

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like Delilah took strength
from Samson in that movie?

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My wife gives me strength,
make me feel like a man.

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That's why she's so special.

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I actually haven't met
your wife yet. Hi.

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That ain't my wife.
Go get me a fizzy water.

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It's like this, Pete.
I love my wife. I love her.

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We're a team.

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That's why eight times a week
I go to the strip club.

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It gives me energy,
which I bring back to her.
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And your wife doesn't get jealous?

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Nah. She likes it.

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Makes me feel strong,
like a Samson.

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Here.

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- Samson!
- What?

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Great shoving, Mr. Jordan.

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Wow, what's that for?

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Well, I'm going to a birthday party
for some prince tonight.

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You mean like a dog birthday party?

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Oh, that's better.

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No. He's a real European prince:
Gerhard Hapsburg.

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What? You have to take me with you.

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Oh, Liz, it's always been my dream
to meet and marry a prince,

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like a modern day Cinderella story.

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Hey, maybe I'm Cinderella this time.

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No, Liz, Cinderella is blonde.

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You can be Snow White
and party with the little people.

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Oh, take me.

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I can't take you.

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I'm only getting in
because Donaghy's taking me.

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Wait. You're gonna be
Jack Donaghy's date?

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No. It's not a date.

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Wow. Lemon.

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I, uh, got you a little something.

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Oh, my--Ow!
That really hurt my hand.

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Dag! Who does that?!

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I'm sorry.
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Our car will be downstairs at 7:00.

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Could you make sure
that she, uh, gets this?

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Oh, yes.

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Sorry.

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This is definitely a date.

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No.

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Is it?

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I didn't know
I was coming to this tonight.

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Don't apologize.
You look great.

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May I?

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Uh, I got it. Thanks.

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Careful.

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Careful.

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Thank you so much.
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Let's see, um...

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to us.

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Is this a date?

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What? [chuckles]

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Lemon...

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I date socialites and models
and actresses-- Liz Hurley in the '90s.

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Fine. My mistake.

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I think 's so funny
that you thought that.

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Hi, Jack. Maybe I'll see you later.

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I hope so. Her.

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Her.

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Her.

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The two of them.

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This guy coming up on my left--
his daughter this summer.
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Wes, good to see you.

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Pete Hornberger,

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tonight is the night
we celebrate our bodies

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and our minds.

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Hit it!

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Oh, hello.

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Hi. How did you get in here?

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Oh, Liz, if you dress well
and enter with confidence,

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you can get in anywhere.

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You showed the security guy your boobs, didn't you?

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Just one.
It's not the White House.

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Um, Chocatini, please?

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You were dead wrong
about this being a date, by the way.

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I just made a complete ass out of myself
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Oh, I'm sorry.

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When I'm the Queen of Australia,
I'll have him executed.

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Austria.

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Yeah, that's what I said.

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Ladies und gentlemen,

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may I present His Royal Highness,

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zeh Duke of Thuringia,

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Earl of the Duchy of Westphalia,

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Prince Gerhard Messerschmidt
Ramstein Von Hap.

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Thank you.

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Thank you, all dear friends
for coming to my birthday!

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Wow, who's Snow White now?

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7:45, and I'm still awake.

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- That Gerhard is amazing, isn't he?
- Ah-hum.

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Most people in his situation
would be angry with their family

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for the centuries of inbreeding,
but not Gerhar.

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He's too busy trying
to stave off infection.

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Oh, my God.

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What is she doing here?

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Who?

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My ex-wife.

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Oh, I forgot, you were married.

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Wow, she's gorgeous.

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And surprisingly age-appropriate.

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Damn it. I was told she was in Paris.

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The party of the year, that woman turns up,
and I'm all alone.

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Thanks.
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Johnny.

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Bianca.

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Ah, it's been a while.

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You look good.

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Thank you.

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Do you remember
my fianc� Vincent Foley?

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Yes, of course.

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This is my live-in girlfriend Lemon.

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Elizabeth.

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Elizabeth.

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Hello, Elizabeth.

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Lemon.

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Nice to meet you.

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And how did you two meet?

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It was part of the Big Brother/ Little Sister Program.

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Congratulations, John.

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She's much sharper
than the last girl you had.

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What was her name?

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Beyonc�.

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And unlike the rest of Jack's girlfriends,
I have all my original parts.

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Oh, hang on to this one, John.

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She's a keeper.

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Mmm, yeah. I'm a keeper.

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So now it's a date?

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I thought I could never be your date, Jack.

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I thought no one would ever believe it
because I'm so grotesque.

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Thank you for not embarrassing me.

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Excuse me, Miss,
but His Highness has noticed you.

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Who, Gerhard?

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Really?

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His Highness is quite taken
und invites you to dine next to him.

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Oh, wow. That's...

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flattering.

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Are you sure
that me meant me?

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His Highness is attempting
to wink at you.

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Oh. Heh.

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There you are.

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I need your help.

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I've been asked to dine
with His Majesty.

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Oh, well, if you're looking
to sneak out the window, it doesn't open.

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I already tried it.

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Should I say I'm still a virgin?
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Wait. You're actually considering this?

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Of course I'm considering it.

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You know I've always
reminded myself of Grace Kelly.

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I'm not gonna be gorgeous forever.

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Who knows how long this show will last,
and I have no other skills whatsoever.

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I need to find someone
who can take care of me.

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Yeah. I don't think Gerhard
can take care of you.

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And I can get past someone's looks.

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Since when?

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I'm an actress, Liz.

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It would be my greatest role of all time.

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You've already made up
your mind about this, haven't you?

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Oh, you're right, Liz,
I should go for it.
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You're not even listening, are you?

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Poop. Monkey Butt.

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No. You're a good friend.

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And thank you.

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You enjoying yourself, Pete?

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Actually--

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Actually, Tracy,
I'm trying to get some work done here.

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Hey, Supersize,
take care of that dude.

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That there's my friend.

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Saved my life
when we was in Desert Storm.

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Our tank broke down.

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He killed 14 Germans
so we could get the hell outta there.

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No. No, actually,
I'm just a producer on Tracy's show.

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You're a producer?

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Yeah.

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I'm an actress.

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Oh, yeah?
Have you ever seen the movie...

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Secret Touchings?

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I was a scientist in that.

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No, I'm not familiar with that.

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Your name sounds Jewish.

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You must be important.

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No.

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Well, I just, you know,
I run the show.

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Mr. Hornberger.

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This is shocking.

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Mind your business, son!

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He's embracing his power.
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Rawwrr.

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Rawwrr. Rawwrr.

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Hey, are you gonna come sit down?

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Because they put out lobster tails,
and I want to eat yours.

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Isn't she beautiful?

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Yeah. What happened there?

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I just couldn't keep up with her.

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On any level.

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Socially, it was a different party,
a different charity event every night.

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I had to keep my tuxedo
in my glove compartment.

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Sexually--

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she wanted it four or five times a day.

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And always standing up.

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Standing up, what?
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How does that even work?

262
00:10:54,076 --> 00:10:55,613
You're kidding, right?

263
00:10:55,787 --> 00:10:57,652
Yeah.

264
00:10:57,827 --> 00:11:01,031
She left me, Lemon,
'cause I was never enough for her.

265
00:11:01,205 --> 00:11:05,700
So now I keep it simple:
nothing but endless, meaningless one-night stands

266
00:11:05,877 --> 00:11:09,673
with a carousel of super hot women
I couldn't care less about.

267
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,713
That's heartbreaking.

268
00:11:11,887 --> 00:11:14,291
And her?
She just keeps getting better.

269
00:11:14,467 --> 00:11:16,463
She's lost weight.
She cut her hair.

270
00:11:16,637 --> 00:11:19,303
Look at her over there,
taunting me.

271
00:11:19,477 --> 00:11:21,801
Seeing her so happy
and normal makes me crazy.

272
00:11:21,976 --> 00:11:23,510
You've got to move on, maybe.

273
00:11:23,687 --> 00:11:24,811
Is she coming over here?
She's coming over here.

274
00:11:24,977 --> 00:11:26,101
If she comes over here,
I'm gonna do something.

275
00:11:26,276 --> 00:11:27,641
Okay, come on.
Let's go. Let's go dance.

276
00:11:27,815 --> 00:11:29,233
- Oh, no, no, no. No.
- Yeah, come on.

277
00:11:29,396 --> 00:11:31,141
It's a fast song.

278
00:11:31,317 --> 00:11:32,560
Okay, easy there, Jackie Chan.

279
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:36,112
- Are they in? They're not out?
- Yeah, be careful.

280
00:11:36,287 --> 00:11:36,691
Oh. Hee hee.

281
00:11:36,865 --> 00:11:38,572
That tickles.

282
00:11:38,746 --> 00:11:40,491
Oh, my dear Jenna...

283
00:11:40,657 --> 00:11:42,413
you are exquisite!

284
00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:44,582
Uh, Gerhard...

285
00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,452
would you like to dance?

286
00:11:46,627 --> 00:11:51,962
Sadly, because my body does
not produce joint fluid, I cannot.
287
00:11:52,126 --> 00:11:55,460
But I would enjoy watching
you dance for me.

288
00:11:55,636 --> 00:11:57,922
Oh...

289
00:11:58,345 --> 00:12:00,921
all right.

290
00:12:04,187 --> 00:12:06,472
Jazz!

291
00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:09,681
Tap!

292
00:12:10,028 --> 00:12:11,940
Jitterbug!

293
00:12:12,108 --> 00:12:14,100
Charleston!

294
00:12:14,277 --> 00:12:14,523
Ooh.

295
00:12:14,698 --> 00:12:16,773
Interpretive!

296
00:12:16,947 --> 00:12:18,652
Twirl!

297
00:12:18,827 --> 00:12:20,191
Twirl again!

298
00:12:20,367 --> 00:12:22,652
Keep twirling!

299
00:12:22,828 --> 00:12:25,993
Everyone thinks I'm 5'5",
but I'm only 5'4".

300
00:12:26,168 --> 00:12:29,121
Wow! That is an amazing story.

301
00:12:29,295 --> 00:12:31,293
Yeah.

302
00:12:31,468 --> 00:12:32,540
What are you doing?

303
00:12:32,716 --> 00:12:34,002
You are a married man.

304
00:12:34,175 --> 00:12:35,583
I'm not doing anything wrong.

305
00:12:35,758 --> 00:12:37,712
Just--I'm just dancing, Kenneth.

306
00:12:37,888 --> 00:12:42,301
Do you remember the movie, Footloose,
where those evil kids won in the end?

307
00:12:42,476 --> 00:12:44,182
You're going to make a mistake tonight.

308
00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,180
You gonna make a mistake tonight!

309
00:12:46,356 --> 00:12:48,680
Remember the vows you and your wife
took in that church.

310
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:49,473
Botanical garden.

311
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:50,891
Botanical garden.

312
00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:52,521
You promised fidelity--

313
00:12:52,687 --> 00:12:53,771
Lick her face.

314
00:12:53,946 --> 00:12:54,851
Think of God.

315
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,732
Look, both of you calm down.

316
00:12:56,906 --> 00:13:01,113
I'm just trying to have some fun
for the first time in, like, ten years.

317
00:13:01,285 --> 00:13:04,663
Ladies und gentlemen,
if you will please direct your attention

318
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:09,662
to zeh center of zeh room,
it is now time for zeh cake.

319
00:13:09,837 --> 00:13:10,912
(attendees) Aw.

320
00:13:11,087 --> 00:13:12,371
You're 25?

321
00:13:12,547 --> 00:13:15,291
Yes. Can you believe it?

322
00:13:15,466 --> 00:13:18,460
Finally old enough to rent a car.

323
00:13:18,636 --> 00:13:19,922
Ahck!

324
00:13:20,098 --> 00:13:22,380
Ahck!

325
00:13:23,016 --> 00:13:26,183
Oh, it feels good to laugh.

326
00:13:26,346 --> 00:13:27,853
Oh, boy!

327
00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:30,853
* Happy birthd-- * Zum geburstag viel gluck *

328
00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:33,602
* Zum geburstag viel gluck *

329
00:13:33,808 --> 00:13:35,810
* Zum getburstag viel *

330
00:13:35,987 --> 00:13:38,401
* Gerhard * Gerhard

331
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:42,190
* Zum geburstag viel gluck *

332
00:13:42,365 --> 00:13:43,151
Go on.

333
00:13:43,327 --> 00:13:43,533
Pbbbbbt!

334
00:13:43,696 --> 00:13:46,153
Pbbbbbt!

335
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,203
Sie sprechen Deutsch?

336
00:13:49,377 --> 00:13:51,371

337
00:13:55,666 --> 00:13:56,252
Yes. Yay.

338
00:13:56,428 --> 00:13:59,963
Is that Jenna mit Gerhard?

339
00:14:03,675 --> 00:14:05,883
Bianca.

340
00:14:06,055 --> 00:14:06,681
Happy birthday.

341
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,432
Thank you.

342
00:14:16,696 --> 00:14:17,601
Vicky.

343
00:14:17,776 --> 00:14:18,811
No. This is the men's room.

344
00:14:18,985 --> 00:14:21,150
I know. I just wanted to talk to you.

345
00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:22,653
Oh, no, no.
You don't need to do that.

346
00:14:22,827 --> 00:14:24,153
We should get back to the party, right?

347
00:14:24,327 --> 00:14:26,743
I mean, shouldn't we?

348
00:14:26,906 --> 00:14:28,660
- Mr. Hornberger.
- I mean, right?

349
00:14:28,828 --> 00:14:28,953
- The party?
- Mr. Hornberger!

350
00:14:29,116 --> 00:14:31,532
Never done it
in a men's bathroom before.

351
00:14:31,707 --> 00:14:34,413
Well, in this building.

352
00:14:34,588 --> 00:14:36,000
Wow.

353
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,423
You're...

354
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,582
Smooth.

355
00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:43,213
Mr. Hornberger!

356
00:14:43,388 --> 00:14:44,091
Kenneth?

357
00:14:44,255 --> 00:14:45,801
You're making the biggest
mistake of your life.
358
00:14:45,966 --> 00:14:48,432
Don't do it.

359
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,263
Oh, I suppose you're gonna tell me
I should do it.

360
00:14:50,436 --> 00:14:51,853
No. I'm just lookin' for the lobby.

361
00:14:52,015 --> 00:14:53,181
But, yes, you should do it.

362
00:14:53,357 --> 00:14:54,390
(Ken) No, you shouldn't.

363
00:14:54,568 --> 00:14:55,720
Please think of your children.

364
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:56,933
Be a Samson!

365
00:14:57,107 --> 00:14:58,233
You're a better man than this.

366
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:01,363
She's so smooth.

367
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,482
I'm sorry.
I can't do this.

368
00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:08,573
I love my wife.

369
00:15:08,746 --> 00:15:11,703
My wife is not a Delilah, Tracy.

370
00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:13,373
Hey, that's beautiful.

371
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:15,041
I feel you, Hornberger.
372
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:17,332
Who's that tickling my feet?

373
00:15:17,505 --> 00:15:20,421
I'm gonna kick you in your face,
I know that.

374
00:15:20,585 --> 00:15:22,292
Just water, please.

375
00:15:22,467 --> 00:15:23,883
Are you going to marry him?

376
00:15:24,045 --> 00:15:25,750
Oh, hi. What?

377
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,673
Are you going to marry Jack?

378
00:15:27,847 --> 00:15:31,221
Uh...I don't know.
We've talked about it.

379
00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:34,891
I can tell from the way he looks at you
that he's serious.

380
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:39,101
That's going to get you pregnant
right away, I'm sure.

381
00:15:39,276 --> 00:15:44,731
A little late-in-life baby
he can parade around Nantucket.

382
00:15:46,485 --> 00:15:48,993
The whole thing makes me want to vomit.

383
00:15:49,155 --> 00:15:49,990
Oh, no. You know what--

384
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:52,032
I can take the models--

385
00:15:52,207 --> 00:15:54,122
the Rockettes to Shakira--

386
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:57,372
because ultimately
I know they are going to leave him,

387
00:15:57,547 --> 00:15:59,160
but you?

388
00:15:59,337 --> 00:16:03,252
You can actually make him happy.

389
00:16:03,507 --> 00:16:06,840
And that makes me want to sit on a knife!

390
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:07,920
Wow.

391
00:16:08,095 --> 00:16:11,722
I hate seeing Johnny happy!

392
00:16:12,515 --> 00:16:14,801
Uh...

393
00:16:16,356 --> 00:16:16,681
Oh, boy.

394
00:16:16,858 --> 00:16:17,563
Oh, Jenna,

395
00:16:17,728 --> 00:16:21,233
this is almost like something
out of a fairy tale.

396
00:16:21,395 --> 00:16:23,152
[chuckles] Yes.

397
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,731
Almost.

398
00:16:30,287 --> 00:16:32,033
Great news. Great news.

399
00:16:32,206 --> 00:16:35,201
Bianca is neither normal nor happy.
400
00:16:35,378 --> 00:16:36,452
You don't have to do this, Lemon.

401
00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:38,492
I'm telling you,
she's not over you.

402
00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:41,121
And get this:
she was all jealous of me.

403
00:16:41,297 --> 00:16:43,082
She busted out crying over it.

404
00:16:43,258 --> 00:16:44,292
That's impossible.

405
00:16:44,466 --> 00:16:45,383
Oh...fine.

406
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:46,543
You don't believe me?

407
00:16:46,716 --> 00:16:47,672
I'm gonna go over there,

408
00:16:47,845 --> 00:16:50,673
I'm gonna tell her that
you just proposed to me,

409
00:16:50,846 --> 00:16:51,671
and you watch her.

410
00:16:51,846 --> 00:16:55,890
Watch how red her face gets, okay?

411
00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:01,523
Bianca, I have to tell you,
Jack and I are engaged.

412
00:17:01,686 --> 00:17:02,681
Ah!

413
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,351
Aah!

414
00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:06,522
Let go. Aah!

415
00:17:06,696 --> 00:17:08,941
You!

416
00:17:13,576 --> 00:17:16,571
What do you know?

417
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,043
Jenna...

418
00:17:23,215 --> 00:17:28,093
I know we have just met,
but I think I love you.

419
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:29,961
Do you love me?

420
00:17:30,137 --> 00:17:31,510
[muffled] Mm-hmm.

421
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:32,382
Oh!

422
00:17:32,555 --> 00:17:38,222
Knowing I have the love of a beautiful woman
has set me free.

423
00:17:41,776 --> 00:17:45,731
I think you just lost an eyebrow.

424
00:17:46,028 --> 00:17:48,230
To freedom.

425
00:17:48,405 --> 00:17:50,770
To us.

426
00:17:57,207 --> 00:17:59,162
Thank you, dear Jenna.

427
00:17:59,327 --> 00:18:02,120
And good-bye.
428
00:18:02,835 --> 00:18:03,952
Good-bye?

429
00:18:04,127 --> 00:18:05,413
W-why good-bye?

430
00:18:05,588 --> 00:18:07,462
Who let him drink champagne?

431
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,963
He cannot metabolize zeh grapes.

432
00:18:10,138 --> 00:18:12,132
Someone call Dr. Spuchemen!

433
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:13,340
Uh-oh.

434
00:18:13,517 --> 00:18:15,593
I think she pulled out
a chunk of my hair.

435
00:18:15,768 --> 00:18:16,800
Really? Where?

436
00:18:16,977 --> 00:18:19,261
Oh, yeah.

437
00:18:19,436 --> 00:18:22,603
We gotta boogie, gang.

438
00:18:22,765 --> 00:18:25,100
Meine damen und herren,

439
00:18:25,277 --> 00:18:27,601
zeh Hapsburg line...

440
00:18:27,775 --> 00:18:29,980
has ended.

441
00:18:30,155 --> 00:18:35,073
You can pick up your gift bags
at zeh coat check.
442
00:18:44,546 --> 00:18:48,542
Hey, Pete, really inspiring
what you did back there.

443
00:18:48,717 --> 00:18:50,003
You're strong now.

444
00:18:50,178 --> 00:18:52,172
When your wife get home,
you gonna mess it up?

445
00:18:52,345 --> 00:18:54,173
Actually, I think I might.

446
00:18:54,347 --> 00:18:56,881
Let's go.

447
00:19:02,555 --> 00:19:03,600
You goin' down, Pete?

448
00:19:03,765 --> 00:19:07,391
Uh... I'll take the stairs.

449
00:19:07,566 --> 00:19:10,900
Hold the door, please.

450
00:19:11,315 --> 00:19:14,863
Mmm! You look like a baby.

451
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,153
Well, thanks for a fun evening.

452
00:19:18,328 --> 00:19:20,412
Sorry your friend died.

453
00:19:20,575 --> 00:19:23,203
When Gerhard was born,
the doctor told his mother and cousin

454
00:19:23,376 --> 00:19:24,913
he would either live for 15 minutes

455
00:19:25,086 --> 00:19:27,041
or for 100 years.
456
00:19:27,206 --> 00:19:31,001
Boy, he proved them all wrong.

457
00:19:31,887 --> 00:19:33,542
No, please, come in.

458
00:19:33,718 --> 00:19:36,460
The look on Bianca's face
just before she choked you.

459
00:19:36,636 --> 00:19:39,472
- That was the most satisfying thing.
- It was pretty good.

460
00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:43,262
Oh, just to know that she's filled
with bile over me warms my heart.

461
00:19:43,436 --> 00:19:45,510
Attaboy. That's the Jack Donaghy I know.

462
00:19:45,688 --> 00:19:47,430
What are these, your bike shorts?

463
00:19:47,605 --> 00:19:49,311
All right, knock it off.

464
00:19:49,485 --> 00:19:51,062
Lemon, I want to thank you

465
00:19:51,235 --> 00:19:52,690
for showing me that
I can have a pleasant evening

466
00:19:52,868 --> 00:19:54,273
with a woman my own age.

467
00:19:54,445 --> 00:19:56,072
I'm 12 years younger than you.

468
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:59,611
A woman your age, then.

469
00:20:04,326 --> 00:20:06,993
Jack, wait.
470
00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:09,580
Oh, my God. I thought you were--

471
00:20:09,756 --> 00:20:11,620
Oh, good lord, Lemon, let it go.

472
00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:12,791
That's never going to happen.

473
00:20:12,965 --> 00:20:13,880
I've been with beauty queens--

474
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:14,790
Yes, I get it.

475
00:20:14,966 --> 00:20:16,093
Pilates instructors, acrobats.

476
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:21,551
- Get outta here so I can take my shoes off.
- Come on.

477
00:20:21,807 --> 00:20:26,101
I had "lunch" with Martha Stewart
and "dinner" with her daughter Alexis.

478
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:28,641
Gross.

9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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