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<b><font color=#004F8C>Ripped By mstoll</b></font>

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(SIREN CHIRPING)

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WOMAN: Is this the last one, Leash?

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I cannot walk another step
with my Louboutin heels.

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Yeah, Louboutin. Right.

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And who wears fake heels at breakfast time?

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- Dee do.
- JONAH: Alicia? Alicia Bryce?

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- JONAH: Hey, you're Alicia Bryce, right?
- Who wants to know?

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- DEE: Curb-crawlin' asshole.
- My name's Jonah Ryan.

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I'm a reporter.
I am straight diggin' your campaign.

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- Uh-huh. What campaign?
- Your child care campaign.

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Your, "I live three miles from the White House,
might as well be three million miles."

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All right. I'll talk.
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That clown car got a giant clown in it.

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JONAH: Hold up, hold up!
Hey there! Alicia. Whoa.

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My web site is Ryantology.net
and I'm a storyteller.

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And I want to tell
real stories about real people, okay?

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I'm like John Steinbeck in that regard,
you know? Or Denzel Washington.

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- You wanna ask me a question?
-Yes.

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Tell me your story. Question mark.

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- Okay. I'm a single mom.
- Mmm-hmm.

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I have a six-year-old daughter named Halo.

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And sometimes when I take her to school,
we have some problems...

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JONAH: Oh, shit.

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- What?
- Excuse me?

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Ahh...
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Alicia? I'm Amy Brookheimer.
We spoke yesterday.

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- Oh, my God, yes! Yes! Hi!
- Hi! (CHUCKLES)

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- Hi, Amy. Great seeing you.
- ALICIA: You guys know each other?

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- Yeah, we dated.
- We worked together.

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I was kind of Amy's boss at the time.
It got complicated.

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But she's basically a good kid.

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- Um. Do you mind, maybe we can...
-Go inside?

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- AMY: That's a great idea.
- Yeah, that'd be great, let's go inside.

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- Um. Some other time.
- Okay, some other time.

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- All right.
- JONAH: I'm gonna hold you to that.

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ALICIA: All right.
JONAH: I'll see you later.

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- JONAH: Just sittin' on the co'ner.
- What?
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Nothing.

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Halo, baby, come out here and meet
Miss Amy from the vice president's office.

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Well, hello. Do you like Power Rangers?

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ALICIA: Okay. Well, you can go back
and sit with Grandma, okay?

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AMY: Well, I'm gonna get right to it.

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The Veep wants you to be with her

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when she announces
she's running for president.

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- Oh, my God.
- She's a really big fan of yours, Alicia.

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Yeah? You hear that?

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In fact, right now she is at her desk
patiently waiting to speak with you.

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Ma'am, outdoors risks
rained-on hair and running mascara.

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Do you want to look like Alice Cooper?

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My second marriage took place in the rain.
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And you could see my nipples
in all the photos.

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Oy! Shhp, boing!

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I'm doing the speech outside, all right?

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All great speeches are done outside.

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Gettysburg, Mount Sinai...

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The speech I made in
Philadelphia three weeks ago.

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- Which was fantastic.
- Which was fucking fantastic.

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- That was inside, ma'am.
-Oh, that was inside.

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Ma'am. Ma'am, it's Amy.
She sounds uncomfortable.

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- Like she's with a member of the public.
- Okay.

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She's got one of the normals here.

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Okay, space?
We're not going to be dealing with space

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as an issue in the speech.
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Space is bold, but safe at the same time.

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There are no votes in space.
There's nothing there.

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- SELINA: <i>Hi, Ame, </i>
- I'm gonna pass you onto Alicia, ma'am.

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- Alicia?
- Alicia Keys?

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Alicia Bryce, that's right, ma'am!

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- She loves you.
- Oh, Alicia Bryce!

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- Oh.
- She's doing the Walk To The White House.

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I know, right.
She wants universal child care, right?

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- I know who she is.
<i>- Child care, exactly.</i>

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<i>Amy, put her on.</i>

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SELINA: <i>Alicia!</i>

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Hi!

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- Hi, Madam Vice President.
- How are you?
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SELINA: I just want you to know
that universal child care is something

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I'm going to be passionate about
in my campaign.

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And I can't wait to see you on the special day.

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Thank you so much for being a part of all of it.

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I'm very honored. Thank you.

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<i>Okay. Bye-bye-</i>

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(CHUCKLES)

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- Ma'am?
- Yeah.

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I'm in the middle of a lot of shit right now,
so I'm hanging up.

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Yeah, we are delighted, too!

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Ma'am. Child care?

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Children are of no value. Forget child care.

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SELINA: Children are vital, Kenny Rogers.

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We're not all planning to die alone like you.

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MIKE: <i>So, you excited to be here?</i>

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ALICIA: You bet!

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So if your girl makes president, you guys

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- double your pay, right?
- (SCOFFS)

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- I don't know. Do we, Amy?
- That's not how it works.

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The Vice President
is so happy that we found you, Alicia.

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Kent, this is Alicia Bryce,
the universal child care lady.

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- Hi.
- Sure.

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(GROANS)

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Whatever it is I'm selling, he is not buying.

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Don't worry,
he's like that with all the humans.

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No. He thinks you're great.
I'm just gonna remind him.

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Yeah. Please do, Ame.

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Mike, I've been waiting
for an hour for excerpts from the speech.

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Leon, today is a very high-pressure day,

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and as you know me,
I don't even like high-pressure showers.

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Is that what I've been smelling?
I thought maybe it was your panic.

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He's kidding. I shower, of course.

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And you like to use a lot of cologne.
Like a lot of cologne.

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- Axe Body Spray, right, Mike?
- Okay, guys?

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If we could put Mr. West
back in the press area

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and keep him there? Thank you.

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- Ms. Bryce?
- Mmm-hmm.

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- Sue Wilson.
- Oh.

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What does a red sticker mean?

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I'm like a target for snipers?

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It means you're wearing a red sticker.
Follow me, please.

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(MUMBLING)

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- Ma'am, I spoke to Senator Doyle earlier...
- Hi.

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...and he offered his input
on configuration of guests.

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Doyle? You're kidding me.

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I'd rather get advice
from a fucking Ouija board.

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- Sue, where's Catherine?
- She's late, ma'am.

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Yeah, she better have been in an accident.

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Dan, this rewrite kicks balls and ass.

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It explains me, it really articulates me.

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It's beautifully put together, like me.

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It's great. It's locked.

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- Oh, thank God.
- We just have a couple of tweaks.

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If you go to paragraph two on page one,
that's where you'll see my notes.

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I thought you just said it was locked.

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Yeah, it is. It's structurally very sound.

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We just need to nail the wording, okay?

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- Um, Ma'am.
- Yes?

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This Saturday Night Live shitstorm

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has just hit nine on the Sphincter Scale.

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- The sketch?
- Yeah. Three million hits.

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SELINA: Oh, those shit stains.

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- So what? I had a horse as a kid. Who didn't?
- Mmm...

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- I mean, have a pet is what I meant.
-Yeah.

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Well, ma'am, in your book,
you say that pony grooming

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taught you about how tough
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- That's right, I did say that, 'cause it did.
- BEN: That's funny!

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- Why is that funny?
- I can't watch it. Did you see it?

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SELINA: No, I don't watch this show.
It's completely juvenile.

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(APPLAUSE ON TABLET)

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WOMAN: <i>What are you doing, honey?</i>

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<i>I'm learning how hard it is to be a farmer.</i>

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<i>It's really, really hard!</i>

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- Finished!
- (GIGGLES)

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It's like SNL is going back in time
and abusing a child.

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<i>I'm Selina Meyer, and I approve my pony.</i>

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Like I always say,
nothing less funny than a comedian.

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Ma'am, the thing to do in this situation
is you own it, all right.

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You go on the show, and you own it.

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SELINA: Are you kidding me, Dan?

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If somebody takes a shit in your car,
what are you gonna do?

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You gonna drop your trou
and take a crap through the sunroof?

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I don't think so, buddy.

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Get on the phone to SNL and fix this.

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- Ma'am, this has speech implications...
- Oh, please.

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Sue, can I impose myself
on your diagram over here?

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Come on over. Sue <i>casa es su casa,</i> sir.

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(LAUGHING)

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- SELINA: Wait a minute.
- That's funny, Sue.

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SELINA: What are you saying?
KENT: Well, thanks to <i>Saturday Night Live,</i>

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we need to take Disabled Farmer off the steps.

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- SELINA: No, we don't.
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- So, Dan, you gotta lose...
- Yup.

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So now we need to replace
Disabled Farmer with somebody else.

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- No, you're not going to replace him.
- DAN: Wait, shit, you know what?

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We can't lose the farmer. If we do that,

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then we gotta get rid of the
Sensitive New York Fitness Guy,

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and then we can't go metropolitan
if we're not gonna hit Middle America.

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- That's right.
- We need to rewrite the speech!

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I cant rewrite the rewrite, Kent.
I'm still writing it.

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That's the reality, Dan.
If you don't like the reality,

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go live in Oregon
and make quilts with my mother.

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She could use the help.

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Guys, guys, everything here is sacred.
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This is staying exactly the way it is.

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Okay? Exactly.

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For the first time in four years,

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I can say what I really think.

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You start picking this thing apart,
and what am I left as?

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Some sort of optimistic warmonger
with a soft spot for educated gays.

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What's the hold-up?

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President Lincoln should be back
from the theater by now.

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- Good things come to those who wait.
- Gimmie.

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Quit your yakkin',
'cause guess who's packin'!

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- Give me one of those.
- Legit journalists only.

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Yeah, not some pissant who narrowcasts
libelous poison from his mother's phone.

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Know what, Leon?
I'm the future of news media, so...
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- Mike, this is just a press release.
- No, it's not.

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Jonah' I'm going to have
your credentials checked, Jo-nad.

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Yeah, real professional, Mike.

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- Jo-nad! Jo-nad!
- I'll find my own.

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- Jo-nad! Jo-nad!
- ALICIA: Mike!

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- Hi. Is there someplace we're supposed to be?
- Uh, sorry.

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Sorry, yeah. Just yelling at the media.
Yes, yes, yes.

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- Um...
- Hey, Steps VIPs. You guys are an inspiration.

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- ALICIA: Thank you.
- Put your boss on the phone,

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or I will sauté your sack, you <i>SNL</i> shitstick.

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SUE: Red Stickers assemble!

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That was Sue. She says it's time
for you guys to become Steps Superstars!

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ALICIA: Yay!
SUE: Thank you.

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MAN: I need all Steps VIPs, please!

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That's you! You dared to dream.

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That's anyone with a red sticker!

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Are you ready? Come on. Here we go.

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(CHATTERING)

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Mike, half of America just came in.

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This is like Black Friday at Walmart.

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No, no, these people are filler,
you are killer. Seriously.

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You are a big... Gary, come here.

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I wanted you to meet Alicia.

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Alicia, hey, it's so nice to meet you!

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Ooh, you're VIP!

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I was just telling her how special she is.

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Like, who's this lady in the back row?
I don't even know her.

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Her? Just beat cancer.

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Yeah, but not a bad one.
An easy one, like finger or skin.

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Not one of the hard ones.

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Are they all as special as me?

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- No. No, no, no.
- No. Are you kidding?

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- This guy here is just an injured fireman.
- GARY: Yeah (CHUCKLES)

227
00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:39,084
I don't see any scars.

228
00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:43,122
I need Foster Mom and Heroic Restaurateur
to switch places, please.

229
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GARY: Heroic Restaurateur!

230
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"I just made an omelet, I'm a hero!"

231
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-(LAUGHING)
- ALICIA: Oh, uh, Halo has to pee.

232
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Hey, Amy, where are the chaperones?

233
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The St. Joseph's Children's Choir
234
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has come down with a vomiting bug.
All 30 of them.

235
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So the chaperones
are drowning in children at the moment.

236
00:09:58,731 --> 00:10:01,940
Um, I can take you,
I'm going that way anyway.

237
00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:04,379
So why don't you come with me?
Do I take her hand?

238
00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:07,577
- ALICIA: Yes, hold Miss Amy's hand.
- Amy was born to be with kids.

239
00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:10,911
- Well, peeing is fun!
- MIKE: There you go.

240
00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:14,288
- All right. This is my spot?
- Okay, are we ready?

241
00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,117
- (APPLAUSE)
- SELINA: How you all doing? Are you good?

242
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,825
I feel good! Thank you all for being here.

243
00:10:19,919 --> 00:10:23,332
- You look like a pretty toy soldier.
- Okay, don't do a salute.

244
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:26,961
- Ma'am, may I present your VIPs?
- Oh, Karen!

245
00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:30,404
Ma'am, I loved you on <i>Saturday Night Live.</i>
You were hysterical.
246
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:34,343
That wasn't me, though.
But wasn't it funny? So funny!

247
00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:36,675
- This right here...
- SELINA: Alicia Bryce!

248
00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:39,147
- We get to meet each other at last!
- Yes!

249
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:40,274
- She's the one who...
- Wonderful!

250
00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,513
I am passionate about universal child care.

251
00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:45,590
- Ma'am, I am so glad to talk to you.
- You should also know...

252
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:48,990
- That's a little distracting.
- SELINA: Yeah, it is. It's distracting.

253
00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:51,426
- So distracting.
- SELINA: Yeah, so quit it.

254
00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,495
Ma'am, I didn't get a chance
to say on the phone,

255
00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:57,033
but 38% of our kids
have no regular child care arrangements.

256
00:10:57,123 --> 00:11:00,195
- 48%.
- Two out of every five kids.

257
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:03,467
- 38%, right?
- 38%. That's it.
258
00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:06,709
- I'm glad you echo my concerns.
- No, I do. I do.

259
00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:08,005
I echo your concerns.

260
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,775
I'm gonna see you soon, and that's 100%.

261
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,617
Oh, well, you can repeat 100%
any time you like, ma'am.

262
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,209
I will, ma'am. 100%!

263
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,645
- (LAUGHING)
- Okay, where've you been?

264
00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,022
Okay, great pee!

265
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:23,993
I wanna know who's responsible
for that sketch, you cocktail napkin.

266
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,330
- Yeah, you heard me.
- Dan. Amy.

267
00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:27,456
- Shit, I gotta go.
- AMY: Senator Doyle.

268
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:31,297
I have a meeting scheduled
with the Vice President right now

269
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,997
and it is "right now' right now.

270
00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:37,337
- Dan, you take this, right now.
- DAN: What?

271
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:40,338
No, I can't talk 'cause I'm on another call.

272
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,971
DAN: You guys are an inspiration.
MIKE: No, not this one.

273
00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:47,678
Mike, I need Dee.
She's outside, I need her to watch Halo.

274
00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:49,310
No problem. I will get Dee.

275
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,045
You okay, baby?

276
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:56,021
Yeah, it's good, except
this orders wrong because

277
00:11:56,082 --> 00:11:58,153
you can't have hospital after military.

278
00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,696
But you wanted military first.

279
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:04,196
Yeah, I know, but you can't have
hospitals after war. That's what I'm saying.

280
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:05,998
'Cause then they sound like
they're the result of war.

281
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,436
It's the curse of the unintended narrative.

282
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,564
Okay, but you still want military first?

283
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:10,833
Yes!
284
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,166
Yeah, I'll just say them simultaneously.

285
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,406
Like those Tibetan throat singers, Dan.

286
00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:17,708
Ma'am, you gotta dump
the universal child care.

287
00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:19,613
Jesus, Doyle, where did you just come from?

288
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:22,084
Universal child care
is a bottomless money pit.

289
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,746
You pledge this,
you can forget about having a navy.

290
00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:27,723
Okay, sweetheart.
Don't get your panties all up in a wad.

291
00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:30,693
I'm just mentioning Alicia Bryce by name.

292
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,752
I am not appointing her
to my joint chiefs of staff.

293
00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:35,799
Do I look like I rode in
on the last fuck truck, Selina?

294
00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:38,562
- What's a fuck truck?
- You are smuggling in universal child care.

295
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:40,796
You sound paranoid, okay?

296
00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:42,600
I'm mentioning child care. Thais it.
297
00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:46,404
Oh, so we can say anything now?
We can say we can heal the sick.

298
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:48,273
We can turn water into blowjobs.

299
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:51,315
- All right, we're done here.
- Look, Selina, play it safe.

300
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:54,783
Put the AARP on those steps. Seniors vote.

301
00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:56,217
They've got nothing else to do.

302
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,950
I've got a senior up there.
I'm looking right at him.

303
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:02,155
- Okay?
- Well, maybe you don't have him.

304
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:03,818
- SELINA: What?
- Excuse me, I gotta take this call.

305
00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:05,759
It's from a senior member

306
00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:08,890
of the party that you hope to lead.

307
00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:10,123
What do you want me to do?

308
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,328
You want me to be just
some sort of a party puppet?

309
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:15,269
You can stick
your hand up my ass and work my mouth?
310
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,137
DOYLE: Yes, please!
SELINA: Gosh!

311
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,776
What were you bobbleheads doing

312
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:20,970
while I was just getting ear-fucked
by Father Time?

313
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:22,910
- Senator Doyle is correct, ma'am.
- SELINA: No, he's not!

314
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,575
The gray vote is a given,
but universal child care?

315
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,242
That spooks the horses.

316
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,115
Seniors are the easy vote.

317
00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:31,485
Child care is a principle.

318
00:13:31,577 --> 00:13:34,922
Ma'am, you have plenty of principles.
Just gotta pick another one.

319
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:39,090
Oh, my gosh, I can't believe this!

320
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,027
No, the Dee don't stand for anything.

321
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:45,534
That's like me askin' you
what does the Mike stand for?

322
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,161
It stands for "Mike kind of guy."

323
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:50,167
- (CHUCKLES) You kind of lame.
- Uh, Mike?

324
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:51,875
Honey, I dropped the kids?

325
00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:53,841
What? No, no.

326
00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:55,879
The chaperone said the choir will sing, Leon.

327
00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:59,108
No, universal child care.
Rumor has it Selina's dropping it.

328
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,311
- Wait, what?
- Absolutely not.

329
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:04,787
- It is a priority for the Vice President.
- Yeah, it better be.

330
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,120
Who's the bulldog? New campaign manager?

331
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:10,184
My name is Dee.
And you're what, fucking nobody?

332
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,285
'Cause don't nobody
talk to Dee like that, okay?

333
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,729
MIKE: Let's go, Dee.
That was a good put-down.

334
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:14,992
It was okay.

335
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,234
- Look here, you wrote, "All you who've."
- DAN: Yeah.
336
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,903
Oh, Ma'am, SNL just e-mailed me back.

337
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:24,071
- Crap in my lap.
- SELINA: What? What is it? What?

338
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,743
They're gonna do another sketch.

339
00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:29,574
Wait a minute.

340
00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:32,649
They're gonna what?
Is this your doing?

341
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:34,412
Did you give them this idea, Dan?

342
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:39,484
I don't do offended,
but I am affronted that you'd even think that.

343
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,546
Mmm.

344
00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:43,858
- Fucking comedians.
- Fucking comedians.

345
00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:44,894
SELINA: I'll tell you what happens.

346
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:46,156
They get bullied when they're little at school,

347
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,722
and then they perpetuate the cycle
by bullying me.

348
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:49,822
I'm gonna take care of this.

349
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:50,890
I'm gonna call those fucking nerds right now.

350
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,333
Yeah. Get that done!

351
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:55,203
Sorry I was late. I was giving that speech at...

352
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,103
- Oh...
- Hey! (CHUCKLES)

353
00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:58,675
Great minds think alike!

354
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,607
You look like you're in one of those
body-swap comedies.

355
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:05,407
What in the wide world of fuck
do you think you're wearing?

356
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:07,678
Nice to see you, too.

357
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,842
I was trying to be conservative.

358
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,253
You haven't dressed
like this since you were two and a half.

359
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:15,092
This makes me look
like I'm some sort of a crazy person

360
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,855
that was deliberately
trying to make us look like twins.

361
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,591
- That's nuts!
- I'm not trying to make you look crazy.

362
00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:22,427
Well, then go and change this outfit.

363
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,900
Seriously. This is ridiculous.

364
00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:26,368
Well, why don't you change?

365
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,395
Huh?

366
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:29,701
Is that a joke?

367
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:32,200
Yes.

368
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,405
This is my day.

369
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,413
(CHUCKLES) I mean, you know?

370
00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:41,879
Ah. Cute. Li'l Selina.

371
00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:42,975
(CHUCKLES)

372
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,780
I just got off the phone
with the congressional leadership

373
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,881
and they're stuck in traffic,

374
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,894
so we may not make it to the steps.

375
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,229
You hear that?

376
00:15:56,155 --> 00:15:57,156
Um...
377
00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,766
Are you threatening me?

378
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:02,636
No. Traffic is really bad,

379
00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:05,675
so the car might be stuck there forever.

380
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:08,302
So I'm supposed to let a bunch

381
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,847
of dead-eyed white guys

382
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:15,442
shit all over absolutely everything
that I stand for.

383
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:17,443
Huh?

384
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:18,979
Mmm-mmm.

385
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:21,615
I'm not going to let the party dictate to me.

386
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:24,819
- Okay.
- Okay.

387
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:29,025
(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)

388
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:30,791
Shit!

389
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,436
God!

390
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,602
God!

391
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:49,111
I've decided that I'm

392
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,951
going to let them dictate to me.

393
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,781
Because that is my decision.

394
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:58,954
Do you understand that?
I am letting them do that!

395
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,691
- Get it?
- Yes, ma'am.

396
00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:04,962
Right! But they do not own me!

397
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:07,232
- They really don't, ma'am.
- No, they don't!

398
00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:10,068
No, they don't!

399
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,206
So...

400
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,643
We're losing child care?

401
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,754
Replacing it with seniors?

402
00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:39,836
Okay, Benevolent Taxi Driver
should move to his left.

403
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,496
MAN: Mr. Davis, can you
move to the left, please?

404
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:45,000
- It's Miss Dee! My VIP!
- Excuse me, ma'am.

405
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,737
Could you go back
to where you were standing?

406
00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:48,243
I'll be real fast.

407
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:49,404
What's wrong with that lady's face?

408
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,413
Looks like something
crawled up in there and died.

409
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,745
- Mike, child care has been axed.
- MIKE: What?

410
00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:55,580
AMY: You need to dump Alicia, sensitively.

411
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:56,949
MIKE: I can't! Amy!

412
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,556
ALICIA: Yes, she's really, really into it.

413
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:03,550
(SIGHS)

414
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:04,754
ALICIA: What's wrong?

415
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:06,921
- You look like you killed a hooker.
- No, I didn't. Um...

416
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:12,294
This is slightly worse, Alicia.

417
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:14,234
You may know what I'm about to say,

418
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,033
so please feel free to say it.

419
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:18,105
That way I don't really have to say it.

420
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,110
Could I talk to Amy?

421
00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:21,576
Thank you. Yes. Amy?

422
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,705
- Amy, Alicia requested...
- AMY: Not happening.

423
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:28,885
Amy's on a phone and walking.

424
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:32,049
We have to...

425
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,456
We have to stand you down, Alicia,
for this event.

426
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,288
We're not gonna need you.

427
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:37,884
DEE: This is unbelievable.

428
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:41,124
I know, and I apologize
if we have wasted your time.

429
00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:43,563
No, you ain't wasted nobody's time, 'cause
we gonna use that time

430
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:44,931
- to kick your ass.
- Dee.

431
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:47,631
I'm angry too, I wanna kick my own ass.
I'll do it for you.

432
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:50,731
I've punched myself in the face before.
I ran into a wall once.

433
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,969
- I wanna kick my own ass.
- Mike, I'm sick and tired of you, okay?

434
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:55,170
The Vice President is going
to West Virginia next month

435
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,144
to visit a kindergarten.
You could come with us!

436
00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:58,476
I'm not going to West Virginia!

437
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,312
What do we look like going to any Virginia?

438
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:01,976
I don't know who it's from,
but I have to take this call.

439
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:03,144
- Mike McClintock...
- No, you are not taking it.

440
00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:05,779
I have to take this! I have to do this!

441
00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:08,915
(GRUNTS) I'm trying to help you,
you stupid cow!

442
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:14,261
ALICIA: What did you just say?

443
00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:16,255
I...

444
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,327
Where I grew up,
my dad called my mom a cow all the time.

445
00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:21,837
It's not bad, it's homey and friendly.

446
00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:23,804
"I love you, baby, you're a cow."

447
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:29,211
Oh, my God, Mike.
What are you going to do for an encore?

448
00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:30,473
You gonna punch the kid?

449
00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:32,038
Alicia, you and I should talk.

450
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:34,175
AMY: Out that door
before I nail your squawky throat to it.

451
00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:36,810
I can feel that air crackling between us, Amy.

452
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:39,521
Oh. Hey, Leon, do you have any
idea what just happened in there?

453
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,683
Amy, what is this bushel of fuck
talking about?

454
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:44,694
Leon, would you mind smashing his head off
with a fire extinguisher?

455
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:45,819
I wouldn't mind.

456
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:50,791
She hasn't moved in five minutes.

457
00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:52,667
She must feel horrible.
458
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,665
DAN: It's like her fucking head's
gonna spin around.

459
00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:58,203
Amy, what the fuck is happening?
Is Mike on crank?

460
00:19:58,297 --> 00:19:59,970
That's actually
the least of my worries right now.

461
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,012
Your mom has gone quiet.

462
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:03,169
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)

463
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,209
I see you found it, the Room of Regret.

464
00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:12,981
- I'm fucked, Ben. I'm fucked.
- Well, there's a remedy.

465
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,886
It's an ancient technique

466
00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:19,759
that's been plied by loveable losers
since way back.

467
00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:21,230
It's called begging.

468
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,390
- Beg?
- Yeah.

469
00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:24,161
Jonah, that fucking lowlife?

470
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:27,566
That fucking lowlife? You gotta go lower!
471
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:30,404
You gotta go lower than the lowest lowlife.

472
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:32,271
You gotta dig and dig and dig

473
00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:35,402
until you get to the point
where you wish you were dead.

474
00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:37,344
Okay? And that's base camp.

475
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,776
- I gotta beg.
- Yeah.

476
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:43,911
Hey, this could help a little bit.
Why don't you take one of these?

477
00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:46,683
- What is it?
- I don't know, I found them in my desk.

478
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:52,426
DAN: Is there any way to snap her out
of this <i>Diving Bell and Butterfly</i> shit?

479
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:54,429
She should be rehearsing my speech by now.

480
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,026
CATHERINE: How long
has she been like this?

481
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,535
- GARY: Forever.
- 15 minutes.

482
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,435
Okay.

483
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,104
Wait. Come on...
484
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:09,144
Okay. Your big day is a travesty.
All right, I get it.

485
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:11,545
It's like my 21st birthday.

486
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,083
Or my 18th birthday.

487
00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:16,046
Or every other birthday, okay?

488
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:19,055
Your entire life
has been leading up to this moment.

489
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:23,387
And as a result of that,
my entire life has been awful.

490
00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:25,323
Posing for Christmas cards,

491
00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:28,057
watching C-SPAN instead of Sesame Street,

492
00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:31,931
going to memorials of old Israeli men
that I've never even heard of.

493
00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:34,634
I have had a hard,

494
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:37,101
lonely, miserable life.

495
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:40,335
And the only thing
that is going to make it worthwhile

496
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:44,979
is if I become the daughter
of the next President of the United States.

497
00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:46,515
So you need to go out there,

498
00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:49,779
and you need
to stop behaving like a little bitch.

499
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:55,021
Okay, sweetie, I am not a bitch, but thanks.

500
00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:58,994
And that jacket doesn't work, by the way.
You look like a waiter.

501
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:00,853
(GROANS)

502
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:02,261
God damn it.

503
00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:05,993
CATHERINE: It's okay. I fixed her.

504
00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:08,435
- Jonah. J-Rock. J-Riggedy.
- Mmm-hmm.

505
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:12,806
I'm asking you kindly to not run
the cow story, okay?

506
00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:14,867
I'm appealing to your better nature.

507
00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:16,207
Mike, I don't have one of those.

508
00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:18,680
Jonah, please. I'm begging you.
I'm begging you.

509
00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:20,273
Really? ll doesn't look like you're begging.

510
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,216
Please, Jonah. I'm begging. Please.
511
00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:23,810
- Don't run with the story.
- Now we're begging.

512
00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:26,356
What do you want me to do? Juggle?
Do you want me to dance?

513
00:22:26,445 --> 00:22:29,187
Actually, you know what? Sing me a song.

514
00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:32,785
Just spin the ol' dial on Radio McClintock,
see what it lands on.

515
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:34,056
- Really?
- Mmm-hmm.

516
00:22:34,386 --> 00:22:36,127
I don't know, <i>Goober Peas?</i>

517
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:39,832
- I have no fucking idea what that is.
- It's an old Civil War song.

518
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:40,893
- For real?
- Yeah.

519
00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:42,973
Perfect. It's like a history lesson. Hit me up.

520
00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:44,197
You want me to count you in?

521
00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:46,572
- No.
- Five, six, seven, eight...

522
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:51,239
<i>When a horseman passes
Soldiers have a rule</i>

523
00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:53,472
<i>They cry out at their loudest</i>

524
00:22:53,639 --> 00:22:55,175
<i>“Mister, where's your mule?"</i>

525
00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:57,753
Put a little twang in it. Come on.

526
00:22:58,143 --> 00:23:01,750
<i>But another pleasure
more enchantinger than these</i>

527
00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:05,485
<i>Is wearing out your grinders
eating goober peas!</i>

528
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:06,552
Play the banjo.

529
00:23:06,652 --> 00:23:09,861
<i>Peas, peas, peas, peas, eating goober peas</i>

530
00:23:10,155 --> 00:23:13,693
<i>Goodness, how delicious, eating goober peas</i>

531
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,531
Tip that old Yankee gray!

532
00:23:15,594 --> 00:23:17,039
<i>Peas, peas, peas, peas</i>

533
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:21,003
Okay sir, this is your
beauty pageant of the nearly dead.

534
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:23,546
Okay, everybody give me a smile and wave.

535
00:23:25,671 --> 00:23:26,615
- None of these.
- SELINA: Okay.

536
00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:28,446
- You okay, ma'am?
- I just need my speech.
537
00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:30,349
Good to have you back, ma'am.
The speech isn't ready yet.

538
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,855
Just upload any draft, I'm going to wing it.

539
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:35,358
Blah, blah, blah, I am running.

540
00:23:35,547 --> 00:23:37,754
And I wasn't kidding about that jacket.

541
00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:41,193
Okay, guys, this is not a drill.
Operation Lady POTUS is go.

542
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,096
Amy, it's flashing. Why is that?

543
00:23:43,188 --> 00:23:45,190
Ma'am, sign off on the Steps Lineup.

544
00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:47,430
- We still have a gap.
- Just spread all these guys out

545
00:23:47,526 --> 00:23:49,437
and get rid of this guy.
He looks like Jeffrey Dahmer.

546
00:23:49,528 --> 00:23:51,439
- Dan, maybe today?
- DAN: Yeah. Sorry, one second.

547
00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:54,636
The Beltway is clear. Thank you, Selina.

548
00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:56,713
I'm glad there's no more traffic.

549
00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:59,443
- Yes, indeed.
- Silver is the new gold. Is that right?

550
00:23:59,538 --> 00:24:01,779
- Amen.
- AMY: Get off the damn phone, Dan.

551
00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:02,875
DAN: Ma'am, it's SNL.

552
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,580
- Give this to me.
- DAN: Yeah, okay.

553
00:24:04,643 --> 00:24:05,917
Lorne?

554
00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:07,991
Hi, it's Selina Meyer!

555
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,115
AMY: Is it printing?

556
00:24:09,214 --> 00:24:12,058
It says "sub adder." What the fuck is that?

557
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:15,098
Yeah, that sounds great! Yes, I will. Bye-bye.

558
00:24:15,421 --> 00:24:17,458
- Yeah, that's taken care of.
- They're gonna drop it?

559
00:24:17,556 --> 00:24:19,763
Yeah, after they do one more with me in it.

560
00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:21,270
I'm just gonna embrace it.

561
00:24:21,327 --> 00:24:22,806
What about taking a dump in your car?

562
00:24:23,595 --> 00:24:25,302
- You what?
- No, before...

563
00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:26,774
- Are we ready to go?
- Yeah.
564
00:24:26,832 --> 00:24:28,834
Great. Let's do it.

565
00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:32,413
That was fantastic, Mike.
That was fantastic. Get up.

566
00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:34,248
- That was really nice.
- Thank you, Jonah.

567
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:35,410
MIKE: Thank you, I owe you one.

568
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:37,750
- What do you owe me for?
- Because you're not gonna run it.

569
00:24:38,577 --> 00:24:40,818
(CHUCKLES) Mike, I'm
absolutely running the story.

570
00:24:41,113 --> 00:24:44,117
And now the Goober Peas and the begging,
that's all part of it.

571
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,763
You forgot to say it was off the record.

572
00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:49,359
That's like Journalism 101.

573
00:24:50,422 --> 00:24:51,833
Look into that, Mike.

574
00:24:52,424 --> 00:24:54,370
ALICIA: If I'm not wanted here,
I might as well go home.

575
00:24:54,460 --> 00:24:56,337
DEE: Leash, you cannot go home.

576
00:24:56,462 --> 00:24:58,464
You are the Rosa Parks of child care!
577
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,978
At least Rosa got to sit down, right?

578
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,106
Oh, my goodness.

579
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:06,615
Who is this gorgeous...

580
00:25:06,772 --> 00:25:08,774
Hi, darling! Is this your baby girl?

581
00:25:08,941 --> 00:25:09,942
Uh-huh.

582
00:25:10,275 --> 00:25:11,777
SELINA: Hi, sweetie!

583
00:25:12,478 --> 00:25:14,719
Do you want to say hello to Senator Doyle?

584
00:25:14,813 --> 00:25:16,053
- Hello.
- Oh.

585
00:25:16,281 --> 00:25:18,022
I know what you're doing, Selina.

586
00:25:18,117 --> 00:25:23,066
Wouldn't it be a good idea
if I mentioned her in my speech

587
00:25:23,155 --> 00:25:24,828
as the face of the future?

588
00:25:25,124 --> 00:25:26,967
(IN CHILD'S VOICE)
Wouldn't that be good, Senator Doyle?

589
00:25:27,292 --> 00:25:29,966
You wanna tell the little lady it's a good idea?

590
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:31,530
Um...
591
00:25:31,630 --> 00:25:34,702
- I think it's a good idea.
- Yes, fantastic!

592
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,541
- I follow you on Twitter!
-You're kidding!

593
00:25:36,635 --> 00:25:37,909
- I love it.
- I retweet you.

594
00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:39,641
Look at that coat. Where is my daughter?

595
00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:44,014
Do you think that we could borrow your coat,
just for the speech?

596
00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:47,148
- Oh, my God. I would be so honored.
- SELINA: Great! We'll tweet it'

597
00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:49,550
Ma'am, does this mean you'll talk about
universal child care?

598
00:25:49,681 --> 00:25:50,989
We have to go.

599
00:25:52,418 --> 00:25:53,419
(INDISTINCT CROWD ROARING)

600
00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:56,227
SELINA: (ON P.A.) <i>And what does
USA start with?</i>

601
00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:59,836
<i>That's right! It starts with you!</i>

602
00:26:00,325 --> 00:26:03,829
<i>Today I announce my candidacy</i>

603
00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:08,001
<i>- for President of the United States of America!</i>
- (CROWD CHEERING)
604
00:26:08,767 --> 00:26:11,907
<i>Here I stand, there you are!</i>

605
00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:14,012
<i>Here we go!</i>

606
00:26:16,942 --> 00:26:18,046
SELINA: Oh, Hey there!

607
00:26:18,177 --> 00:26:20,589
- Didn't she do a good job?
- ALICIA: Yes, she did.

608
00:26:20,679 --> 00:26:22,920
We need to get her a balloon
with my face on it. Yeah?

609
00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:26,120
I know we got slightly derailed today
with the universal child care,

610
00:26:26,218 --> 00:26:27,754
but now we are really back on a roll.

611
00:26:27,853 --> 00:26:29,298
Will you come on our walk, ma'am?

612
00:26:29,388 --> 00:26:32,392
Someone from the vice president's office
will absolutely...

613
00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:34,938
Catherine, wouldn't you like to go
on this lady's walk?

614
00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:38,804
- Yes, I would.
- That's great news, thank you.

615
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:42,037
- Thank you.
- Alicia Bryce? Alicia Bryce?

616
00:26:42,401 --> 00:26:44,779
Mike McClintock called you
a cow earlier today.

617
00:26:44,870 --> 00:26:46,315
I wanted to know how that made you feel.

618
00:26:47,539 --> 00:26:48,950
I don't know what you're talking about.

619
00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:50,952
What do you mean you don't know
what I'm talking about?

620
00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:52,283
I saw it happen!

621
00:26:52,377 --> 00:26:54,379
This is the problem with you new media guys.

622
00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:55,789
You don't check your facts.

623
00:26:55,914 --> 00:26:58,793
Jonah, you are the dick that keeps on giving!

624
00:26:59,418 --> 00:27:00,761
You can't bury the truth, Mike.

625
00:27:00,819 --> 00:27:02,730
- Can we take Mr. Ryan out?
- JONAH: This isn't fair!

626
00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:04,893
This is not fair. This is a conspiracy!

627
00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:07,233
- Thank you, Alicia.
- You're not my friend.

628
00:27:07,326 --> 00:27:09,135
- You called me a cow.
- I'm the cow!

629
00:27:09,228 --> 00:27:10,502
- ALICIA: You are.
- I'm the cow!
630
00:27:10,596 --> 00:27:11,631
- Moo!
- (DEE CHUCKLES)

631
00:27:11,730 --> 00:27:14,802
- When is the walk again?
- Three weeks from today.

632
00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:17,743
I really don't think
I'm going to be able to make it.

633
00:27:17,836 --> 00:27:19,179
I'm so sorry.

634
00:27:19,738 --> 00:27:21,149
(STUTTERING)

635
00:27:21,673 --> 00:27:24,313
- You guys were an inspiration.
- Thank you.

636
00:27:24,409 --> 00:27:26,320
- Can I get my coat back?
- I don't know.

637
00:27:28,747 --> 00:27:29,748
(APPLAUSE AND CHUCKLES)

638
00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:32,462
Mommy, where's my pony?

639
00:27:32,918 --> 00:27:35,364
SELINA: Bad news, honey.

640
00:27:35,587 --> 00:27:37,123
(AUDIENCE CHEERS)

641
00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:42,828
It got...

642
00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:47,269
It got cut in the latest round
of debt ceiling talks.

643
00:27:47,633 --> 00:27:48,771
And...

644
00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:51,504
Live from New York,

645
00:27:51,603 --> 00:27:56,382
- it's Saturday Night!
- (AUDIENCE CHEERS)

646
00:27:56,475 --> 00:27:57,476
(MUSIC PLAYING)

647
00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:10,300
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