#251 (11.16) - Goodbye, Farewell and Amen (Eng)

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[Plane Flying Overhead]
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[Speaking, Indistinct]
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Have you seen these orders?
I can't make heads or tails of them.
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That's the young fellow
we had.
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[People Chattering]
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[Door Locks]
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- [Sidney] How're you feeling?
- [Hawkeye] Great. How are you?
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You look a little thin,
don't you?
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- [Sidney] How have you been sleeping?
- On my back.
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The bed is terrible here. You can feel
the springs right through the mattress.
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Mm-hmm.
[Clicks Tongue]
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Yesterday you were gonna tell me about
that day at the beach.
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It was great.
Very hot.
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A lot of people say too much sun
is no good for you.
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And, you know, carcinomas
can result from that.
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This, of course,
would concern me as a physician.
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I'd like to get back
to the beach.
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Hey, go ahead.
Take the rest of the day off.
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What happened that day?
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You know, I really should be allowed to go home!
I... There's nothing wrong with me!
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What was it like
at the beach?
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[Hawkeye]
It was great. It was the Fourth of July.
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- [Voices Clamoring]
- There was a lot of fighting going on...
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but it was way over at Kumsong,
so Colonel Potter gave most of us the day off.
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We went to a cove north of Inchon,
and we had a great time.
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- ##[Big Band]
- [Cheering]
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[Shouting, Cheering]
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[Woman]
I got it!
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[Chattering, Screaming,
Indistinct]
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[Cheering]
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##[Continues]
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[Chattering, Hooting]
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- [Groaning]
- [Cheering]
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Not fair, fella!
That's against the rules!
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[Seagulls Squawking]
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- [Hawkeye] We had
a great time, and we went home.
- What was that like?
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Going home?
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Hilarious. Amusing.
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Genial. Joyful.
Raucous. Funny.
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- What happened?
- It was great. We were laughing and singing.
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We passed a bottle around.
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[Chattering, Laughing]
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## [All Singing]
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Can we please have
that bottle back here?
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This guy can't wait!
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So you had a great time
on the bus.
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And, so, we had a great time
on the bus.
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And, so, we enjoyed ourselves. And so, and so,
and so, and so, and so, and so, and so.
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I'm not, however,
having a great time here.
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First place, I don't like the color
of these walls, if you can call that a color.
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I don't know what's on those walls,
but I think it hit the fan first.
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- [Knocking]
- Come in.
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There's a phone call
for Captain Pierce.
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- Good time as any for a break.
- Yeah. Let's knock off till Christmas.
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[Hoots Loudly, Laughs]
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Rooms may not be much here,
but they got a great bellhop.
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- There you go.
- Thank you.
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"Yel-low." Snake pit.
We never close.
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Hawk, it's B. J!
How you doin'?
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How the hell do you think? I've been locked up
for the last week in a "wackateria."
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Well, listen,
Sidney's the doctor.
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[Chuckles] You want a laugh?
He says you're the doctor.
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I'm the doctor!
I sew people back together.
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Why is he keeping a brilliant surgeon
locked up? I mean, what's behind that?
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Uh, look, um, Father Mulcahy
would like to say hello.
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Hello, Hawkeye. Need anything?
Can we send anything down to you?
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Yeah. How about a Band-Aid
for my finger?
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I got a blister from going...
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Uh, yes, well,
I'll... see what I can do.
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Uh, uh, perhaps, uh,
Colonel Potter, uh, uh, could, uh...
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Uh, mmm.
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Pierce,
we miss you here.
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I miss me there too. It's lonely here,
especially at night.
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I do hear the guy in the next room.
He cries all night.
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Uh, so, uh...
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Oh, listen, have you heard the latest?
The truce talks are on again.
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- Yeah?
- They must be serious about peace this time...
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because the fighting's
gotten a lot worse.
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They're trying to grab more real estate...
before they sign, you know.
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Lots of casualties.
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Just remember. Every day you let them keep
your best surgeon, you're killing patients.
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Uh, uh, Pierce, Margaret won't rest
till I put her on the phone.
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Now, you just hold on there.
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- Hawkeye?
- "Thpeaking."
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No. You'll be great.
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- How do you feel?
- Like a hostage. How about you?
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Oh, same old stuff.
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This and that, ups and downs.
Uh, what can I say?
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Well, that pretty much covers it.
Nice talking to you.
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Oh, it was great
talking to you!
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- You just take care of yourself, okay?
- Mmm.
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Klinger
wants to say hello!
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- What do you say, Captain?
- Hello, Klinger.
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- What do you say, Captain?
- Hello, Klinger.
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Hey, you sound perfectly normal to me.
How is it there? You crazy about the place?
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Oh, he loves it!
He loves it.
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Can you believe that Syngman Rhee? We
almost got peace, and he wants to keep fighting.
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- [Whispering] No, no, no.
- This could go on forever!
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Uh, Pierce? It's me again. Don't listen to him.
Peace is right around the corner.
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We're all making plans for home.
Isn't that right?
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I can't wait to get back to the states
and work in a real hospital...
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with sanitary conditions and regular shifts,
and plain, old ordinary diseases.
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B. J. Says he's gonna make a ring
out of his first kidney stone.
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[Laughs Loudly]
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Ah.
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You just take care of yourself, okay?
We all miss you here.
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Then get me out!
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Well, he didn't
sound too bad.
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- He was more relaxed than I was.
- You gotta know how to handle people like that.
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Hunnicutt! I've had a lot of experience
with mental illness.
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One of the guys I grew up with
back in Toledo, Eddie Fahey.
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Crazy as a fruitcake.
Potter.
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He ran into a light post.
Ended up with a steel plate in his skull.
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You know those little black and white
Scottie dogs with the magnets in 'em?
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- He used to wear one on his forehead. Houlihan.
- Klinger.
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[Chattering In Korean]
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[Potter]
We gotta do something about these refugees.
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We're not zoned for this. Have a detail build
a pen for those animals behind Rosie's.
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Hi.
Can I take a look at you?
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Colonel, does that look like
pellagra to you?
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Sure could be.
Let's line 'em up for physicals.
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- Klinger, we gotta take...
- Got it, sir.
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- We'll use the V.I.P. Tent.
- Just a second. Soon-Lee!
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Soon-Lee, will you tell
all these people...
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the doctor wants to examine them,
make sure they're okay?
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Uh, yes.
[Speaks Korean]
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[Potter]
What's the latest count, Sergeant?
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Sir, we got 10 new P.O.W.'s in this morning.
It's getting pretty crowded in there.
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We'll have to let out the seams
on that barbed wire.
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I'll check these guys
after I look at the refugees.
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We better get peace fast.
Sneaking up on it like this is killin' us.
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Well, you know how armies are when you
try to take their war away.
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Sergeant, give these men more blankets,
extra rations, and another latrine trench.
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Not necessarily
in that order.
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I'll be back. South Korea's
in my waiting room.
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Oh! Wonderful!
[Gasps]
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Charles! Charles! I just got the most
wonderful letter from my father!
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- How nice.
- He doesn't think I should
go to the states after the war.
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- Doesn't he?
- He's been talking
to some of his friends in the army.
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He's arranged to have me
assigned to an administrative post in Tokyo!
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I'd be out of nursing, but he says
it's the best way to get promoted!
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Incredible news. I am tickled pink.
Now if you'll excuse me.
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Well, excuse me for bothering you.
I'm just tryin' to work out my future.
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- You have your life all mapped out.
- Oh, do I?
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It so happens I've heard from a friend
in Boston who informs me that...
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my application to be chief of thoracic surgery
at Boston Mercy may be turned down.
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That's terrible.
Why?
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Because while I have been sharpening
my surgical skills here in Korea...
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a certain incompetent has been sharpening
his political skills in Boston!
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And he's slithering in
ahead of me!
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I can't believe
you won't get it.
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Well, I wish I could share
your optimism, Margaret...
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but right now, I have a hundred Boy Scouts
tying knots in my colon.
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Every hour on the hour I receive the siren
call from the latrine. The last hour just about up.
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- If you will excuse me now!
- Have you tried another hospital?
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There is no other hospital! Boston Mercy
is the finest in New England!
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- I know! I know somebody there.
- Bully for them!
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- If you'll excuse me,
I am now in an extreme hurry!
- [Vehicle Approaches]
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[Shouting]
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[Whimpers]
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What's the matter with you?
You drive this thing like it's a lethal weapon!
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Oh, my.
Corpsman!
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His tank broke down. When the crew
were repairing it, they were fired on.
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- Scalpel.
- Scalpel.
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- He was the only one who made it
back into the tank.
- Sponge.
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- Sponge.
- He's lost a lot of blood.
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- I'll suction.
- [Man On P.A.] Attention all personnel!
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We're patched into Armed Forces
Radio for a special broadcast.
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It sounds big, folks.
[Static Buzzes]
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This is Robert Pierpoint
in Seoul.
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I've just returned from outside
the newly built conference hall in Panmunjom.
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The hall is a symbol
of the renewed hope for peace.
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It is almost finished, and you can still smell
the greenness of the wood.
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Two years of constant disappointment
have made skeptics of us all.
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However, the word
from Panmunjom today...
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is that an armistice agreement
may be reached at almost any hour.
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While one of the bloodiest
battles of the war rages on...
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it seems peace
is finally within our grasp.
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Yee-hee!
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[Hooting]
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- [Chattering]
- Shh. Quiet!
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...and agreement on a final truce line.
- Shut your traps!
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After a week of secret sessions
in Panmunjom...
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the Red delegates
have finally announced...
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they will discuss preparations for signing
the armistice agreement.
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There is certainly some distance
to go in these negotiations...
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but for the first time
in over three years...
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the end of this bloody road
that we've traveled seems only steps away.
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This is Robert Pierpoint
in Seoul.
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We return you now to our regular
programming. This is the Armed Forces Network.
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- [Chattering]
- ## [Woman Singing In Korean]
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Thank you, Dr. Freedman.
I won't require your services anymore.
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- Where you headed, soldier?
- The war's coming to an end.
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Everybody's on stage
for the finale!
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If you don't mind, I'd like to exchange
my straightjacket for something in a 39 normal.
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So if you'll call me a taxi,
I'll be on my way.
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It's so hard to find a cab
in this part of the war.
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Besides, I don't think
you're quite ready to leave.
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Sidney, listen to me. I'm a doctor.
There is nothing wrong with me!
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That's what you said the night
they brought you here.
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You'd just driven your jeep
through the wall of the Officers Club...
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and ordered a double bourbon.
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That was strange.
I drink martinis.
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And that morning, you wanted to operate
on a patient without an anesthetic.
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You accused the anesthetist
of trying to smother him with the mask.
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Before we call you a cab, I think we have
a little more talking to do.
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[Slams Chair]
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[Chattering]
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- Colonel!
- Good morning, Soon-Lee.
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- Uh, that man at motor pool
tell me to speak to you.
- He did, huh?
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- Yes. I know how to drive jeep.
- Well, good for you.
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- He say you give okay, I can have one.
- Whoa, little lady.
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- I'm a bit confused here.
- I tell you. I go looking all
over countryside for my parents.
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Too much walking.
Jeep is faster, yes?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Jeeps are only for people in the army.
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But soon it be too late.
I never find them.
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Look, I'd like to help. But there are lots of folks
here looking for their families.
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The sad fact is we don't have time
to be a missing persons bureau.
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00:14:44,241 --> 00:14:47,438
- Klinger's lending you a hand, isn't he?
- Yes, he is.
220
00:14:47,544 --> 00:14:51,105
I'm sure he'll do all he can.
Now the best of luck to you.
221
00:15:04,861 --> 00:15:09,924
 Just a minute!
You handle our food and dig latrines?
222
00:15:10,033 --> 00:15:13,127
Don't worry, sir. I always wash my hands
before I dig the latrines.
223
00:15:13,236 --> 00:15:16,034
[Hammering Continues]
224
00:15:17,874 --> 00:15:23,039
I don't understand why it should take so long
to construct a simple potty shed.
225
00:15:23,146 --> 00:15:27,276
Winchester, you'll just have to use
the ravine latrine like everybody else.
226
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:30,148
Rome wasn't built in a day.
227
00:15:31,187 --> 00:15:34,418
Rome? Rome?
228
00:15:34,524 --> 00:15:38,722
[Shouting In Korean]
229
00:15:38,828 --> 00:15:41,558
Hey, take it easy.
What's going on here?
230
00:15:41,665 --> 00:15:46,568
This is my mother's shawl! This woman trade
my mother food for it in Chorwon.
231
00:15:46,670 --> 00:15:50,629
Day before yesterday,
my mother was in Chorwon!
232
00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:54,005
- She's alive! She's alive!
- [Speaks Korean]
233
00:15:54,110 --> 00:15:56,305
- Come on.
- Where?
234
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:59,143
We go call Chorwon.
Maybe my family's still there!
235
00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:01,979
I don't know if we can get through!
Chorwon keeps changing hands!
236
00:16:02,085 --> 00:16:05,486
- We try! Come on!
- Okay, okay. All right! Hey. Hang on a second.
237
00:16:07,223 --> 00:16:09,123
Uh, two bucks
for the shawl.
238
00:16:09,225 --> 00:16:11,090
Four bucks.
Four bucks for the shawl.
239
00:16:11,194 --> 00:16:14,630
Ah, thank you.
Here. Here.
240
00:16:14,731 --> 00:16:18,963
- Here. When we find your mom,
you can give this back to her.
- Thank you.
241
00:16:19,069 --> 00:16:21,162
Come on!
242
00:16:23,707 --> 00:16:28,735
[Engine Rewing]
243
00:16:34,984 --> 00:16:37,145
- [Speaking Foreign Language]
- Oh-oh!
244
00:16:40,924 --> 00:16:43,119
[Whimpering]
245
00:16:46,629 --> 00:16:48,529
[Grunts]
246
00:16:52,035 --> 00:16:57,496
[Grunting]
I... I am a doctor.
247
00:16:57,607 --> 00:17:01,202
I... I... I am also ill.
I am a doctor and a patient.
248
00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:05,714
[Chattering
In Foreign Language]
249
00:17:14,023 --> 00:17:16,890
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'll be right here.
250
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:25,028
No, no, no!
Now, wait.
251
00:17:25,135 --> 00:17:28,195
Now, don't... Now,
don't you do that! No!
252
00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:34,068
##[Flute Plays]
253
00:17:36,946 --> 00:17:39,039
My God,
they're musicians.
254
00:17:53,062 --> 00:17:57,396
Yes. Yes, I see. Now...
255
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:05,565
- Uh, all right. Shush!
- ## [Stops]
256
00:18:05,675 --> 00:18:07,905
That... That will be all.
Thank you.
257
00:18:08,011 --> 00:18:10,070
- [Speaks Foreign Language]
- ## [Resumes]
258
00:18:10,180 --> 00:18:12,080
Stay!
259
00:18:12,182 --> 00:18:14,309
Stay!
260
00:18:16,219 --> 00:18:20,155
##[Musicians Playing]
261
00:18:25,361 --> 00:18:27,989
[People Chuckling]
262
00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:32,600
[Applause]
263
00:18:41,978 --> 00:18:43,969
- ## [Continues]
- [Chattering In Korean]
264
00:18:48,184 --> 00:18:51,483
[Speaking Korean]
265
00:18:59,963 --> 00:19:03,524
- ## [Stops]
- Don't you think a portable
radio would be more convenient?
266
00:19:03,633 --> 00:19:06,625
I believe these gentlemen
have surrendered.
267
00:19:06,736 --> 00:19:09,534
Let's get 'em inside
and process 'em, Corporal.
268
00:19:09,639 --> 00:19:13,632
Come on, boys. Not too much solid food right
away. They probably couldn't hold it down.
269
00:19:13,743 --> 00:19:15,677
I'll make sure the motorcycle
doesn't escape.
270
00:19:15,778 --> 00:19:21,307
Major, I think there's a definite medal
in capturing five Chinese in your bathrobe.
271
00:19:21,417 --> 00:19:23,783
- [Scoffs] Yeah.
- [Chuckles]
272
00:19:23,953 --> 00:19:25,818
Now what happened on the bus?
273
00:19:25,922 --> 00:19:29,221
Nothing.
You're wasting your time.
274
00:19:29,325 --> 00:19:31,190
Well, you never know.
275
00:19:31,294 --> 00:19:33,660
What can I tell you?
We were having a great time.
276
00:19:33,763 --> 00:19:36,357
- We were laughing, and we had a bottle.
- [Shouting, Cheering]
277
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:40,630
[Chattering, Laughing]
278
00:19:40,737 --> 00:19:43,103
## [Singing]
279
00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:48,135
Can we please have
that bottle back here?
280
00:19:48,244 --> 00:19:50,144
This guy can't wait!
281
00:19:55,251 --> 00:19:59,051
[Hysterical Laughing]
282
00:19:59,155 --> 00:20:01,020
Where did that soldier
come from?
283
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:05,094
- He needed the bottle.
- Keep going.
284
00:20:06,863 --> 00:20:08,763
He needed the bottle,
so we gave it to him.
285
00:20:08,865 --> 00:20:11,265
[Laughing]
286
00:20:11,367 --> 00:20:14,165
[Panicked] Can we please have this bottle
back here? This guy can't wait!
287
00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:20,442
[Whispered Chattering]
288
00:20:24,447 --> 00:20:26,381
So he was wounded.
289
00:20:26,482 --> 00:20:29,883
- I guess he was.
- I wonder why you repressed that?
290
00:20:32,722 --> 00:20:35,691
Sergeant, we're looking
for a family named Han.
291
00:20:35,792 --> 00:20:37,987
They're refugees,
originally from Kumwa.
292
00:20:38,094 --> 00:20:40,028
Get off the phone.
I've got to send a telegram.
293
00:20:40,129 --> 00:20:43,621
Uh, tell them my father is
a little man, dark hair.
294
00:20:43,733 --> 00:20:48,500
- Mr. Han is a little man with dark hair.
- Mother is, uh, short, dark hair.
295
00:20:48,605 --> 00:20:50,596
Yeah, right.
The mother also isn't too tall.
296
00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:55,007
- And brother, uh, short, dark hair.
- I think they got the idea.
297
00:20:55,111 --> 00:20:57,909
- Klinger, I want to send a telegram!
- What?
298
00:20:58,014 --> 00:21:02,314
All right, but before you go...
Boy! That one did sound close!
299
00:21:02,418 --> 00:21:04,511
They gotta get out.
They're gonna be overrun any minute.
300
00:21:04,621 --> 00:21:06,521
- Klinger!
- Working on it, Major. Go.
301
00:21:06,623 --> 00:21:12,459
This goes to Robert Harwell, Chairman of the
Board, Mercy Hospital, Boston, Massachusetts.
302
00:21:12,562 --> 00:21:15,725
- Dear Uncle Bob.
- Gee, your uncle runs a hospital.
303
00:21:15,832 --> 00:21:18,232
- He's not really my uncle.
- Oh, that kind of uncle. I get it.
304
00:21:18,334 --> 00:21:22,100
He's a friend of the family! I've been calling him
that since I'm a kid. Now be quiet!
305
00:21:22,205 --> 00:21:24,935
- Why did you not tell them about my brother?
- I tried!
306
00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:26,941
- Klinger, pay attention!
- Dear Uncle Bob.
307
00:21:27,043 --> 00:21:29,170
Sergeant, get on the phone
to "l" Corps.
308
00:21:29,278 --> 00:21:32,213
Colonel, please. Have known
Major Winchester two years.
309
00:21:32,315 --> 00:21:36,581
Klinger, I've got North Koreans
up to my southern border,
and I want to get 'em outta here!
310
00:21:36,686 --> 00:21:40,087
- Yes, sir.
- Now they be looking for two people, not three!
311
00:21:40,189 --> 00:21:42,817
- They're not looking for anybody.
They're leaving!
- Will you listen?
312
00:21:42,925 --> 00:21:46,088
Have worked with Major Winchester
two years, stop.
313
00:21:46,195 --> 00:21:49,653
- One of the finest surgeons
I've ever known, stop.
- Stop!
314
00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:53,725
Tell "l" Corps that tank is still sitting out there,
and this is not a parking lot.
315
00:21:53,836 --> 00:21:56,737
His two years here equals 10 years
any stateside hospital.
316
00:21:56,839 --> 00:21:58,773
- Klinger, will you...
- Let me read this.
317
00:21:58,875 --> 00:22:01,810
Don't you have a piece of paper
that proves I'm in charge here?
318
00:22:01,911 --> 00:22:03,811
Colonel, I'm on my way
to the orphanage.
319
00:22:03,913 --> 00:22:06,404
I'm taking them some sulfa,
and I need your initials.
320
00:22:06,516 --> 00:22:09,576
- You know, that tank has...
- And some aspirin.
321
00:22:09,686 --> 00:22:11,586
- And the same goes...
- And, uh, penicillin.
322
00:22:11,688 --> 00:22:15,522
- Padre! We need a few drugs here too!
- Just trying.
323
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:19,391
- Get on that phone.
- And sign it,
"Love to you and Aunt Betsy, Margaret."
324
00:22:19,495 --> 00:22:23,795
- Margaret!
- It's very hard to think in here with all this noise!
325
00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:27,836
## [Orchestral]
326
00:22:37,246 --> 00:22:39,976
What is that atrocious odor?
327
00:22:40,083 --> 00:22:42,381
Yellow.
328
00:22:42,485 --> 00:22:45,181
Well, put the lid on it.
You're distracting me.
329
00:22:45,288 --> 00:22:49,725
Charles, I'd much rather be distracting
my neighbors back in Mill Valley.
330
00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:51,760
My kid has her
second birthday coming up...
331
00:22:51,861 --> 00:22:54,921
and if they don't sign that damn truce,
it'll be the second one I've missed.
332
00:22:55,031 --> 00:22:58,899
- ## [Orchestral Continues]
- ##[Chinese Band Plays]
333
00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:05,539
- ## [Turns Up Volume]
- ##[Gong Sounds]
334
00:23:06,642 --> 00:23:09,611
- Silence!
- [Gong Sounds]
335
00:23:09,712 --> 00:23:11,703
Silence!
336
00:23:18,488 --> 00:23:23,391
I want an immediate end
to this hideous caterwauling!
337
00:23:24,961 --> 00:23:27,225
I, uh... Shh.
338
00:23:27,330 --> 00:23:33,269
I am trying to listen
to music on my phonograph.
339
00:23:33,369 --> 00:23:37,897
Yeah. Music, eh?
Do you know what music is?
340
00:23:38,007 --> 00:23:41,033
Oh!
[Speaks Foreign Language]
341
00:23:45,081 --> 00:23:49,484
No! No! Stop! Cut!
342
00:23:51,554 --> 00:23:54,250
I am trying to listen
to Mozart.
343
00:23:54,357 --> 00:23:57,190
- Ah. Mo...
- Do you understand?
344
00:23:57,293 --> 00:23:59,659
- Mozart?
- Mozart.
345
00:23:59,762 --> 00:24:02,959
Shh. Mozart.
346
00:24:05,902 --> 00:24:08,598
[Speaking Foreign Language]
347
00:24:08,704 --> 00:24:13,368
##[Flute Plays Mozart]
348
00:24:25,955 --> 00:24:28,981
[Man On P.A.]
Attention all personnel! Incoming wounded!
349
00:24:29,091 --> 00:24:32,618
Bring your shoes. This may be
our last dance before we go home!
350
00:24:36,032 --> 00:24:38,933
##[Band Continues
Playing Mozart]
351
00:24:51,881 --> 00:24:54,714
Don't you have somebody else
to talk to?
352
00:25:01,490 --> 00:25:03,390
[Sighs]
353
00:25:03,492 --> 00:25:06,620
You know, the guy in the blue robe
out there thinks he's General MacArthur.
354
00:25:06,729 --> 00:25:11,223
If you do a good job on him,
he could probably get you promoted.
355
00:25:11,334 --> 00:25:15,100
You have to catch him in the morning.
In the afternoon, he wades ashore in the bathtub.
356
00:25:19,141 --> 00:25:23,043
You know, people would like you
a lot better if you didn't stare at them.
357
00:25:31,020 --> 00:25:34,387
- The bus.
- [Wheels Rolling]
358
00:25:36,659 --> 00:25:38,752
We had to stop the bus
and pick up some refugees.
359
00:25:38,861 --> 00:25:41,989
About half a mile later,
we took on some wounded G.I. 's.
360
00:25:46,269 --> 00:25:50,296
- We got room in the back?
- Yeah. Take 'em in the back.
I'll be right back there.
361
00:25:50,406 --> 00:25:53,136
I gotcha. Just grab that.
I got him. No, I got him.
362
00:25:54,277 --> 00:25:56,177
We gotta get this bus
into the bushes.
363
00:25:56,279 --> 00:25:59,043
There's an enemy patrol coming down
the road. Let's kill those lights.
364
00:26:15,231 --> 00:26:17,631
[Quiet Chattering]
365
00:26:17,733 --> 00:26:22,033
Quiet! Now nobody make a sound
until they've passed us.
366
00:26:36,953 --> 00:26:40,445
- And then?
- Well, we sat and waited. The evening passed.
367
00:26:40,556 --> 00:26:43,582
This happened. That happened.
And this and that and so.
368
00:26:43,693 --> 00:26:45,888
And so, and so, and so,
and so, and so, and so.
369
00:26:47,697 --> 00:26:50,632
Uh-huh.
370
00:26:50,733 --> 00:26:55,727
Yahoo!
## [Singing]
371
00:26:55,838 --> 00:26:59,535
- Yeah! ## [Singing]
- What's gotten into you?
372
00:26:59,642 --> 00:27:02,076
- I'm getting out of here! I'm going home!
- Home?
373
00:27:02,178 --> 00:27:04,544
What are you talking about?
Let me see this.
374
00:27:04,647 --> 00:27:07,707
- ## [Humming]
- "Captain B. J. Hunnicutt." [Mumbles]
375
00:27:07,817 --> 00:27:10,684
"San Francisco."
San Francisco?
376
00:27:10,786 --> 00:27:13,516
- ## [Singing]
- This doesn't seem possible.
377
00:27:13,622 --> 00:27:15,522
Seems real possible to me.
378
00:27:15,624 --> 00:27:19,958
They wouldn't send one of my surgeons home
and not tell me. This has to be a mistake.
379
00:27:20,062 --> 00:27:25,227
Sure it is. Look. We all make mistakes.
Forgive and forget. That's my motto.
380
00:27:25,334 --> 00:27:28,132
This makes up for the mistake
they made when they drafted me.
381
00:27:28,237 --> 00:27:30,671
Suppose you call "l" Corps
and confirm it?
382
00:27:30,773 --> 00:27:32,638
Suppose we call "l" Corps,
and they deny it?
383
00:27:32,742 --> 00:27:35,802
You're right.
This calls for blind faith and fast feet.
384
00:27:35,911 --> 00:27:38,675
Look, son, nobody likes a good
snafu better than I do...
385
00:27:38,781 --> 00:27:41,045
but this doesn't seem fair
to everyone else.
386
00:27:41,150 --> 00:27:44,745
A lot of these folks have been here
longer than you have.
387
00:27:44,854 --> 00:27:47,652
Colonel, who would mind?
388
00:27:47,757 --> 00:27:52,353
I'll ask. Folks, everybody? Can I have your
attention for just a moment please?
389
00:27:52,461 --> 00:27:57,831
My little daughter... My little daughter, Erin,
is having her second birthday next week.
390
00:27:57,933 --> 00:28:02,495
I haven't seen her since she was just
a little baby. Would you pass that around?
391
00:28:02,605 --> 00:28:06,405
- A few minutes ago, I got orders to go home!
- [Cheering]
392
00:28:06,509 --> 00:28:10,843
Now, I realize that some of you
have been here longer than I have.
393
00:28:10,946 --> 00:28:16,179
If there is no strong objection, it would surely
mean a lot to me and my little girl...
394
00:28:16,285 --> 00:28:18,185
Doesn't she have
a beautiful smile?
395
00:28:18,287 --> 00:28:22,189
If I could be there to
wish her a happy birthday in person.
396
00:28:22,291 --> 00:28:25,351
- So, what do you say?
- [Assenting]
397
00:28:32,568 --> 00:28:36,527
- The vox khaki.
- I can't run a hospital without surgeons.
398
00:28:36,639 --> 00:28:38,402
Who's supposed to replace you?
399
00:28:38,507 --> 00:28:42,068
What would you say if we found
a first-class surgeon to take my place?
400
00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:45,409
- That's fair enough.
- Well...
401
00:28:45,514 --> 00:28:47,744
- [Crowd Murmuring]
- Come on. Let him try.
402
00:28:47,850 --> 00:28:51,251
- I guess I'd say bon voyage.
- [Cheering]
403
00:28:51,353 --> 00:28:54,413
- [Explosion]
- Everybody, under the tables!
404
00:28:56,158 --> 00:28:58,058
[Chattering]
405
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:01,789
Those P.O.W.'s are locked up
out there like sittin' ducks!
406
00:29:01,897 --> 00:29:04,593
[Margaret]
Father, come back here! Father!
407
00:29:07,002 --> 00:29:08,902
Father, come back here!
408
00:29:09,004 --> 00:29:12,770
[Clamoring]
409
00:29:24,153 --> 00:29:26,951
I got him. Get the rest of
those guys out of here. Corpsman!
410
00:29:27,056 --> 00:29:29,752
Couple more.
Corpsman!
411
00:29:29,859 --> 00:29:32,350
Real gently, get him up.
Easy. Keep him level.
412
00:29:33,496 --> 00:29:37,694
- [People Chattering]
- [Nurse] Doctor!
413
00:29:42,071 --> 00:29:45,905
Till we get that tank out of here, I want
everybody wearing helmets in the compound.
414
00:29:47,676 --> 00:29:50,543
Goldman, get a detail and
start sandbagging this building.
415
00:29:50,646 --> 00:29:52,773
[Chattering]
416
00:29:52,882 --> 00:29:54,782
- How is he?
- He's coming around.
417
00:29:54,884 --> 00:29:57,182
It was just a mild concussion
and some skin abrasions.
418
00:29:57,286 --> 00:30:00,255
- I'll know more later.
- Colonel, is everyone all right?
419
00:30:00,356 --> 00:30:04,122
They'll be okay.
You're quite a guy, Padre.
420
00:30:06,529 --> 00:30:08,690
- What did he say?
- He said you're quite a guy.
421
00:30:08,797 --> 00:30:11,823
What?
Why are you both mumbling?
422
00:30:13,769 --> 00:30:17,933
- Turn your head.
- I'm having trouble hearing you.
What's wrong with me?
423
00:30:19,642 --> 00:30:23,806
- Do you have a ringing or a buzzing in your ears?
- Yes, I have.
424
00:30:23,913 --> 00:30:26,643
You may have done some damage
to the inner ear. Tinnitus.
425
00:30:26,749 --> 00:30:28,649
Well, that's not serious, is it?
426
00:30:28,751 --> 00:30:31,345
I won't know till I get you a hearing test,
but I'm concerned.
427
00:30:31,453 --> 00:30:33,353
Why concerned?
428
00:30:33,455 --> 00:30:36,151
If you've damaged the nerve center,
you could lose your hearing.
429
00:30:36,258 --> 00:30:39,750
What I'd like to do is get you down to the evac
hospital for diagnosis and observation.
430
00:30:39,862 --> 00:30:42,296
They wouldn't send me home
because of this, would they?
431
00:30:42,398 --> 00:30:44,889
If it doesn't get better, they might.
It depends how bad it gets.
432
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:49,460
Listen, there are 40 children
at Sister Theresa's orphanage.
433
00:30:49,572 --> 00:30:52,803
I bring them food and clothing and medicine.
They depend on me.
434
00:30:52,908 --> 00:30:54,739
I know. You're the only
father they've got.
435
00:30:54,843 --> 00:30:57,243
I'm not leaving here if I have
to leave them in the lurch.
436
00:30:57,346 --> 00:31:02,978
I want you to give me your solemn promise
that no one except you will know about this.
437
00:31:03,085 --> 00:31:06,145
Okay, Father. I understand.
This is just between you and me.
438
00:31:06,255 --> 00:31:09,122
- What?
- Yes!
439
00:31:10,993 --> 00:31:12,893
- It's your move.
- I know.
440
00:31:12,995 --> 00:31:15,964
Oh, MacArthur and Truman
are talking again.
441
00:31:16,065 --> 00:31:18,124
Yesterday, he fired him
and sent him home.
442
00:31:18,234 --> 00:31:20,134
- You can't do that.
- Yes, I can.
443
00:31:20,236 --> 00:31:22,466
- It's against the rules.
- Yeah? Well, I don't like rules.
444
00:31:22,571 --> 00:31:25,972
MacArthur's always
trying to attack China with his king.
445
00:31:26,075 --> 00:31:27,975
- And I don't cheat.
- Yes, you do!
446
00:31:28,077 --> 00:31:29,977
- I don't! And don't say...
- [Shouting]
447
00:31:30,079 --> 00:31:33,412
Shut up! Just be quiet, will you?
Will somebody shut these guys up?
448
00:31:33,515 --> 00:31:36,643
[Sidney]
 Jensen!
449
00:31:36,752 --> 00:31:39,516
They don't bother me
till they start squawking like chickens.
450
00:31:39,622 --> 00:31:43,149
Not that I have anything against chickens
personally. They're a much maligned bird.
451
00:31:43,259 --> 00:31:46,786
I mean, take the common fallacy that
chickens are afraid. [Chuckles]
452
00:31:48,964 --> 00:31:53,094
Who else has the nerve to run around
after you cut their heads off?
453
00:31:53,202 --> 00:31:55,227
Have you ever seen a chicken
break out in a cold sweat?
454
00:31:57,273 --> 00:32:00,265
Have you ever known a chicken
to have a weak handshake?
455
00:32:00,376 --> 00:32:03,243
I mean, I'll grant you,
they're afraid of flying.
456
00:32:03,345 --> 00:32:06,246
In a recent survey, two out of three chickens
preferred to take the bus.
457
00:32:08,984 --> 00:32:12,249
But what about their
contributions to society, hmm?
458
00:32:12,354 --> 00:32:15,380
I mean, just think of
the great chickens of history.
459
00:32:16,859 --> 00:32:19,384
It's hard to think of any,
isn't it?
460
00:32:19,495 --> 00:32:21,395
Chickens take the bus.
461
00:32:26,302 --> 00:32:29,032
As a matter of fact,
there was a chicken on the bus.
462
00:32:29,138 --> 00:32:32,039
[Chicken Clucking]
463
00:32:32,141 --> 00:32:34,803
And it was driving me crazy.
464
00:32:34,910 --> 00:32:38,710
Every time it made a noise, I was sure
the Chinese would hear it and find us.
465
00:32:38,814 --> 00:32:41,248
[Continues Clucking]
466
00:32:43,552 --> 00:32:46,248
Everybody's life was in danger
because of that damn chicken!
467
00:32:46,355 --> 00:32:48,585
[Clucking]
468
00:32:54,363 --> 00:32:57,161
##[Jazz ]
469
00:32:57,266 --> 00:32:59,757
[Chuckles]
"Paint garage bright yellow."
470
00:32:59,868 --> 00:33:02,428
We haven't heard anything about
a replacement for me yet, have we?
471
00:33:02,538 --> 00:33:05,405
I think the "we" you are referring
to is you and Klinger.
472
00:33:05,507 --> 00:33:07,634
- If you don't know, ask him.
- Right.
473
00:33:07,743 --> 00:33:10,109
Mildred can't wait
for my retirement.
474
00:33:10,212 --> 00:33:14,376
Sent me a whole list of things we can
do together when I get home.
475
00:33:14,483 --> 00:33:17,350
- [Both Chuckle]
- I got a list like that myself.
476
00:33:17,453 --> 00:33:20,013
- You did?
- It's funny. You know what
I'm looking forward to the most?
477
00:33:20,122 --> 00:33:24,354
All the things I used to avoid... Cleaning
the garage, clearing out the rain gutters.
478
00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:27,452
- Yeah. I got that here on Mildred's list.
- Fixing the holes in the screens.
479
00:33:27,563 --> 00:33:30,623
Yep. Right here.
You got clipping the azaleas?
480
00:33:30,733 --> 00:33:33,361
I have to prune
the lemon tree.
481
00:33:33,469 --> 00:33:36,666
You know, to some people, things like that
can sound pretty boring.
482
00:33:36,772 --> 00:33:40,640
Yeah, look at this list.
Not an interesting thing on it!
483
00:33:40,743 --> 00:33:45,112
There was a time when Peg just couldn't get
me involved in that stuff. It didn't seem exciting.
484
00:33:45,214 --> 00:33:49,116
Just one boring thing...
after another.
485
00:33:49,218 --> 00:33:53,552
I tell you. Right now, I feel like I could
do chores like that for the rest of my life.
486
00:33:53,655 --> 00:33:57,489
Yeah. Well, I'm gonna be doin' em
for the rest of my life.
487
00:33:59,061 --> 00:34:00,961
Hmm.
488
00:34:01,063 --> 00:34:06,558
Chorwon is very close.
You get jeep, we be there in one hour.
489
00:34:06,668 --> 00:34:08,568
We be back by dinnertime.
490
00:34:08,670 --> 00:34:11,764
Soon-Lee, we go to Chorwon,
we'll have Chinese food for dinner.
491
00:34:11,874 --> 00:34:13,774
The enemy's all over the place
up there.
492
00:34:13,876 --> 00:34:16,071
- Did you find me a surgeon yet?
- Don't you read the papers?
493
00:34:16,178 --> 00:34:19,204
There's fighting going on.
All the spare doctors are in Kumsong.
494
00:34:19,314 --> 00:34:23,978
Not all of them. I happen to know Artie Jacobson
is sitting around Tokyo with nothing to do.
495
00:34:24,086 --> 00:34:27,351
- Okay, I'll ask him.
- Don't ask him. Tell him. I want to go home.
496
00:34:27,456 --> 00:34:31,324
Boy, what a lucky guy.
I'd give anything to be back in Toledo.
497
00:34:31,427 --> 00:34:33,361
Sitting in Packo's
with the guys...
498
00:34:33,462 --> 00:34:36,522
having a beer and eating a dog while
the chili sauce drips down your arm.
499
00:34:36,632 --> 00:34:40,033
- [Explosions]
- [People Shouting]
500
00:34:40,135 --> 00:34:42,035
Course,
this is nice too.
501
00:34:42,137 --> 00:34:44,605
No patrol can find them!
502
00:34:44,706 --> 00:34:49,006
As soon as they fire off three rounds,
they must pack up and move to a new location!
503
00:34:50,379 --> 00:34:55,043
What? Oh, yeah.
I understand, Colonel.
504
00:34:55,150 --> 00:34:59,177
"L" Corps. I am specifically ordered
not to touch that tank...
505
00:34:59,288 --> 00:35:01,688
and it may be days
before the owner comes and gets it.
506
00:35:01,790 --> 00:35:04,122
Why don't you just tell 'em
this is a hospital?
507
00:35:04,226 --> 00:35:06,490
As long as that tank is here,
we're a target!
508
00:35:07,863 --> 00:35:10,331
Boy, you must think
I am the biggest dunce...
509
00:35:10,432 --> 00:35:13,265
since the monkey wrapped his tail
around the flagpole.
510
00:35:13,368 --> 00:35:15,928
Don't you think that's
what I told him?
511
00:35:16,038 --> 00:35:19,565
I can take care of my job.
You go act like a sergeant!
512
00:35:19,675 --> 00:35:23,042
Unless... you want to try
something lower!
513
00:35:26,648 --> 00:35:28,616
[Sighs]
514
00:35:34,156 --> 00:35:36,716
[Vehicles Approaching]
515
00:35:36,892 --> 00:35:39,224
[Door Shuts, Locks]
516
00:35:42,364 --> 00:35:45,356
Is he any calmer? He was talking
a mile a minute the last time I saw him.
517
00:35:45,467 --> 00:35:48,368
We made progress,
but we're not done yet.
518
00:35:48,470 --> 00:35:51,803
So do you think I should tell him
I'm going home soon? Would that throw him?
519
00:35:51,907 --> 00:35:54,774
Good question.
Why don't you just play it by ear?
520
00:35:55,811 --> 00:35:58,279
[Hawkeye]
Yeah?
521
00:35:58,380 --> 00:36:01,781
- I brought you a present.
- Hi.
522
00:36:01,884 --> 00:36:05,843
Look at you. Just visiting,
or did you get a leak in your beanbag?
523
00:36:05,954 --> 00:36:09,321
- I missed you.
- Yeah, me too.
524
00:36:09,424 --> 00:36:12,860
I have to go read a few inkblots.
I'll see you guys later.
525
00:36:16,732 --> 00:36:20,463
I'd have brought the whole still, but it would
have been tough to sneak past the guards.
526
00:36:25,474 --> 00:36:27,374
Mmm.
527
00:36:28,911 --> 00:36:31,209
- How's work?
- We're keeping busy.
528
00:36:31,313 --> 00:36:34,282
Well, it's a nice location.
You get a lot of drop-in business.
529
00:36:34,383 --> 00:36:37,079
I'll be glad to
give it all up to go home.
530
00:36:37,185 --> 00:36:39,085
What makes you think
you're going home?
531
00:36:39,187 --> 00:36:42,918
Well, you know, eventually.
Someday we're gonna get outta here.
532
00:36:43,025 --> 00:36:45,459
Seems like the whole world
has gone by while we've been here.
533
00:36:45,561 --> 00:36:48,189
You know, Erin's
second birthday's coming up?
534
00:36:48,297 --> 00:36:53,064
Last time I saw her, she was so small,
her hand wouldn't fit around my finger.
535
00:36:53,168 --> 00:36:56,365
She wore these little baby booties
you could fit into a shot glass.
536
00:36:58,473 --> 00:37:00,964
You know, I wear the same boots
I got when I came here.
537
00:37:03,478 --> 00:37:06,845
Yeah. Well, anyway,
I really miss her...
538
00:37:06,949 --> 00:37:10,942
even though just about the only thing
I remember is her big, toothless grin.
539
00:37:11,053 --> 00:37:14,819
Yeah, well, that's the thing, see?
Toothless grin?
540
00:37:14,923 --> 00:37:18,859
Fingers, boots, shot glasses. There's a common
thread running through all of this.
541
00:37:18,961 --> 00:37:23,489
You could've said twine, toothbrushes,
chewing gum under the seat at the theater.
542
00:37:23,599 --> 00:37:26,363
I found chewing gum under the seat
at the Rialto in Kennebunkport.
543
00:37:26,468 --> 00:37:29,960
Charles Boyer was trying to drive
Ingrid Bergman crazy in Gaslight.
544
00:37:30,072 --> 00:37:32,506
The light's going dim!
No, it's not. You're crazy.
545
00:37:32,608 --> 00:37:35,634
Now, she knew she wasn't going crazy.
The audience knew she wasn't going crazy.
546
00:37:35,744 --> 00:37:39,646
And this French guy is trying to have her
put away! Now I'd like to know why!
547
00:37:39,748 --> 00:37:44,310
All right, she had a Swedish accent, but we're
still talking about an American citizen here.
548
00:37:46,888 --> 00:37:50,847
I wanna know where they get
the gall to lock up a surgeon!
549
00:37:50,959 --> 00:37:53,757
And I'm talking about the finest surgeon
you'll ever see.
550
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:01,192
- Sidney?
- I'll tell you. They're not keeping me here.
551
00:38:01,303 --> 00:38:04,170
There are people I can call, you know...
very highly placed people.
552
00:38:04,272 --> 00:38:06,934
- What's up?
- Oh, hi. We were just talking about you.
553
00:38:07,042 --> 00:38:09,010
I'm sorry if I got you
a little agitated.
554
00:38:09,111 --> 00:38:12,740
I'm not even miffed yet.
You wanna see agitated?
555
00:38:12,848 --> 00:38:17,911
I can be aggravated, infuriated, frustrated,
"vexated" and irritated.
556
00:38:18,020 --> 00:38:21,012
Maybe Hawkeye and I
should talk alone for a while.
557
00:38:21,123 --> 00:38:23,683
[Chuckles]
Yes, why don't we do that?
558
00:38:25,494 --> 00:38:27,291
Go. What are you
waiting for?
559
00:38:28,530 --> 00:38:31,158
I don't know.
I... I... just thought...
560
00:38:31,266 --> 00:38:34,064
there might be something we wanted to say
to each other before I left.
561
00:38:34,169 --> 00:38:37,730
Tell me next time you see me. I'm not gonna
be here forever. I can guarantee you that!
562
00:38:37,839 --> 00:38:40,535
Yeah.
563
00:38:40,642 --> 00:38:44,840
Well. I'll see you.
564
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:55,118
You wanna tell me what you
and B. J. Were talking about?
565
00:38:55,223 --> 00:38:58,158
- Same thing he always talks about.
- What's that?
566
00:38:58,260 --> 00:39:00,990
Fingers, smiles, teeth.
567
00:39:01,096 --> 00:39:04,429
- Booties.
- Was there anything about that
you found upsetting?
568
00:39:04,533 --> 00:39:07,263
No. I'll tell you what I find
upsetting is being in here.
569
00:39:07,369 --> 00:39:10,304
I want you to get me out of here!
I don't care how you do it!
570
00:39:10,405 --> 00:39:14,637
You can put me on a plane, on a train,
on a bus, on a slow boat to China.
571
00:39:14,743 --> 00:39:17,337
I'll go out on a mouse-drawn chariot.
I don't care what!
572
00:39:17,446 --> 00:39:20,938
- A bus, huh?
- Again with the bus?
573
00:39:21,049 --> 00:39:24,177
Why don't you subscribe to
Arizona Highways and leave me alone?
574
00:39:24,286 --> 00:39:26,277
It's more fun with you.
575
00:39:26,388 --> 00:39:29,357
[Chicken Clucking]
576
00:39:31,860 --> 00:39:34,420
[Clucking Gets Louder]
577
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,160
Keep that damn chicken quiet!
578
00:39:41,269 --> 00:39:44,102
Then what happened?
579
00:39:44,206 --> 00:39:46,174
Then I went back toward
the front of the bus.
580
00:39:46,274 --> 00:39:47,866
What happened next?
581
00:39:47,976 --> 00:39:51,036
[Chicken Clucking]
582
00:39:51,146 --> 00:39:54,547
[Clucking Stops]
583
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:02,515
There's something wrong with it.
It stopped making noise.
584
00:40:02,624 --> 00:40:05,991
[Breathing Heavily]
It just... just stopped.
585
00:40:08,630 --> 00:40:12,828
[Quiet Crying]
586
00:40:17,305 --> 00:40:21,207
Sh... She killed it!
She killed it!
587
00:40:21,309 --> 00:40:23,072
She killed the chicken?
588
00:40:27,816 --> 00:40:30,148
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
589
00:40:36,758 --> 00:40:39,591
[Sobbing]
I didn't mean for her to kill it.
590
00:40:39,694 --> 00:40:43,095
[Sobbing Continues]
I did not!
591
00:40:43,198 --> 00:40:47,601
I... I just wanted it
to be quiet!
592
00:40:47,702 --> 00:40:50,967
It was...
It was a baby!
593
00:40:51,072 --> 00:40:54,530
She... She smothered
her own baby!
594
00:40:54,643 --> 00:40:56,702
[Panting]
595
00:41:03,318 --> 00:41:06,515
You son of a bitch.
Why did you make me remember that?
596
00:41:06,621 --> 00:41:10,421
You had to get it
out in the open.
597
00:41:10,525 --> 00:41:12,720
Now we're halfway home.
598
00:41:23,572 --> 00:41:26,132
And then I started thinking.
It's like my Uncle Jameel used to say:
599
00:41:26,241 --> 00:41:29,005
If you wanna hide in the desert,
you gotta look like sand.
600
00:41:29,110 --> 00:41:32,876
I was already asleep. I don't need to hear
a bunch of Lebanese fairy tales.
601
00:41:32,981 --> 00:41:36,178
Sorry to wake you, Colonel, but we could
only do this under the cover of darkness.
602
00:41:36,284 --> 00:41:40,516
Wait a minute, what's this tent doing here
where the... tank used to be?
603
00:41:40,622 --> 00:41:44,080
And to make extra sure,
there's a big red cross on the roof too.
604
00:41:44,192 --> 00:41:46,717
You know, we may just
fool 'em with this.
605
00:41:46,828 --> 00:41:51,424
It's an old Bedouin trick. Back in the old
country, my Uncle Jameel was a camel rustler.
606
00:41:55,837 --> 00:41:59,000
[Thinking] Dear Dad. Sorry I haven't
written for a while...
607
00:41:59,107 --> 00:42:01,837
but I've been on R & R
at this wonderful resort.
608
00:42:01,943 --> 00:42:04,036
We're planning to have
a bridge tournament here...
609
00:42:04,145 --> 00:42:06,773
as soon as we can find somebody
with a full deck.
610
00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:13,620
Dear Dad.
611
00:42:13,722 --> 00:42:15,622
Remember when I was a kid,
you always told me...
612
00:42:15,724 --> 00:42:17,692
if my head wasn't attached
to my shoulders, I'd lose it?
613
00:42:17,792 --> 00:42:19,760
Well...
614
00:42:23,265 --> 00:42:27,429
Dear Dad. For the first time,
I understand what a nervous disorder is...
615
00:42:27,535 --> 00:42:29,503
because it seems
I've got one.
616
00:42:29,604 --> 00:42:32,903
I guess I'll be seeing you soon
since I doubt if they'll let a surgeon operate...
617
00:42:33,008 --> 00:42:35,476
whose cheese has
slipped off his cracker.
618
00:42:37,045 --> 00:42:41,072
- Time to hit the couch?
- Actually, it may be time to hit the road.
619
00:42:41,182 --> 00:42:43,912
How would you feel
about moving on?
620
00:42:44,019 --> 00:42:47,716
You just have the bellhop
bring me my pants, I'll be on my way.
621
00:42:47,822 --> 00:42:50,757
Sidney, it's been a pleasure.
Soon as I get back to Maine...
622
00:42:50,859 --> 00:42:53,851
I'm gonna have a memorial
lobster in your honor, cracked, of course.
623
00:42:55,096 --> 00:42:57,064
How about a little hug
for the road?
624
00:42:57,165 --> 00:43:01,602
I hate to break this to you, but you're not
going home. You're going back to the 4077.
625
00:43:03,371 --> 00:43:05,430
Does this mean
I'm not getting the hug?
626
00:43:05,540 --> 00:43:08,600
You're sending a crazy man back to the place
where he got crazy in the first place?
627
00:43:08,710 --> 00:43:12,339
- Are you out of your mind?
- Look, you know, when a soldier
reacts to the stress of combat...
628
00:43:12,447 --> 00:43:14,847
we get him back to his foxhole
as soon as we can.
629
00:43:14,950 --> 00:43:18,351
We have to get you
right back to the O.R.
630
00:43:18,453 --> 00:43:21,354
Listen, a couple of days ago,
I fell all to pieces in there.
631
00:43:21,456 --> 00:43:26,393
- I thought we had to have more sessions.
- We've had them.
632
00:43:26,494 --> 00:43:28,428
So now you're just
dumping me back there again?
633
00:43:28,530 --> 00:43:32,261
Well, I'm going to drop in on you from time
to time, see how you're doing.
634
00:43:32,367 --> 00:43:37,236
Why don't we compromise? Send me to a foxhole
in Crabapple Cove. You can drop in on me there.
635
00:43:37,339 --> 00:43:40,775
I'm afraid of lobsters.
636
00:43:40,875 --> 00:43:43,639
I'll have the bellhop
bring you your pants.
637
00:43:55,890 --> 00:43:59,087
[Engine Stops]
638
00:44:02,364 --> 00:44:06,664
Hi. Uh, g-good morning. I wonder if I could
lighten your mailbag by one letter.
639
00:44:06,768 --> 00:44:08,736
The name is Winchester,
Charles E.
640
00:44:08,837 --> 00:44:12,933
Sorry, Major. Nobody opens this sack
till I get a receipt from your company clerk.
641
00:44:13,041 --> 00:44:15,942
Oh, now, well, see,
this is a letter from a hospital.
642
00:44:16,044 --> 00:44:18,444
I don't care if it's from Dr. Pepper.
I need a receipt.
643
00:44:18,546 --> 00:44:20,776
[Chuckles]
Dr... Pepper.
644
00:44:20,882 --> 00:44:24,648
Uh-huh. I can get you on a flight
out ofTokyo to Guam.
645
00:44:24,753 --> 00:44:26,687
From there,
a steamer to Seattle.
646
00:44:26,788 --> 00:44:29,985
Can you get me to Honolulu?
I can hitch a flight from there to San Francisco.
647
00:44:30,091 --> 00:44:34,323
What about that boat from,
uh, Okinawa to Honolulu?
648
00:44:34,429 --> 00:44:40,299
Yeah? Yeah? Kimpo, Okinawa,
Honolulu, San Francisco.
649
00:44:40,402 --> 00:44:42,666
That's it! That's it!
That's the one I want!
650
00:44:42,771 --> 00:44:44,966
But the plane leaves
Kimpo in 40 minutes.
651
00:44:45,073 --> 00:44:46,973
- Got anything else?
- Oh, come on! What is this?
652
00:44:47,075 --> 00:44:49,737
- [Klinger] I don't care! Be creative!
- There is your company clerk.
653
00:44:49,844 --> 00:44:51,744
- Now can I please have my mail?
- Sign here.
654
00:44:51,846 --> 00:44:53,973
- One second. One second.
- Can you get me to Midway?
655
00:44:54,082 --> 00:44:56,016
Wait a minute.
I'm still working on Honolulu.
656
00:44:56,117 --> 00:44:58,244
Sergeant, come on.
I'm due in Kimpo in 20 minutes.
657
00:44:58,353 --> 00:45:00,344
Kimpo? Wait a minute.
You got room for a passenger?
658
00:45:00,455 --> 00:45:02,650
Yeah, I got room,
but I gotta leave right away.
659
00:45:02,757 --> 00:45:05,351
- You give me 10 minutes,
I'll meet you on the chopper pad.
- Five.
660
00:45:05,460 --> 00:45:07,223
- You got it. Klinger?
- You got it. Kimpo.
661
00:45:07,328 --> 00:45:11,890
- Klinger, sign.
- Corporal, get me that flight from Kimpo.
662
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,991
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
663
00:45:14,102 --> 00:45:16,002
Thank you.
664
00:45:16,104 --> 00:45:18,698
Five minutes? I haven't got
your replacement yet.
665
00:45:18,807 --> 00:45:23,710
Jacobson's due here first thing in the morning.
This is the only connection I could get.
666
00:45:23,812 --> 00:45:25,712
Oh, what the heck.
667
00:45:25,814 --> 00:45:28,510
Send me a piece
of birthday cake.
668
00:45:28,616 --> 00:45:30,675
Thank you.
669
00:45:30,785 --> 00:45:35,722
- Look, l... This is not the way I wanted to...
- Go! You're fighting the clock.
670
00:45:35,824 --> 00:45:39,885
- Captain, you're on the flight.
I even got you a window seat.
- Oh, Klinger, you're...
671
00:45:39,994 --> 00:45:42,224
- I'm really gonna...
- That's how I feel, sir.
672
00:45:42,330 --> 00:45:44,855
Captain, I'm leaving here at
10 after with or without you.
673
00:45:44,966 --> 00:45:47,298
- Whoo-hoo!
- I gotta leave a note for Hawkeye.
674
00:45:47,402 --> 00:45:49,962
- Give me a piece of paper and a pencil. Charles...
- [Mumbling]
675
00:45:50,071 --> 00:45:51,971
- Charles...
- Here you are, sir. Better hurry.
676
00:45:52,073 --> 00:45:56,669
I got the job! Someone on the board
gave me a rousing endorsement.
677
00:45:56,778 --> 00:46:00,009
- Charles, I've got to go.
- Fine, fine. Yes, you do that.
678
00:46:00,115 --> 00:46:02,345
- Thanks, Charles.
- [Laughing]
679
00:46:02,450 --> 00:46:06,853
Yahoo! I'm going home! Bob, I'm going home!
I'm going home!
680
00:46:06,955 --> 00:46:11,392
Kell, I'm goin' home.
I'm goin' home!
681
00:46:11,493 --> 00:46:13,654
Whoo-hoo!
Hoo, hoo!
682
00:46:13,761 --> 00:46:16,525
I'm goin' home!
683
00:46:16,631 --> 00:46:18,599
Hawk...
684
00:46:18,700 --> 00:46:20,691
Uh...
685
00:46:21,936 --> 00:46:24,097
Uh...
686
00:46:24,205 --> 00:46:26,230
- Captain.
- Right, right, right.
687
00:46:26,341 --> 00:46:30,903
Here, uh, throw some of
this stuff in that suitcase for me, will ya?
688
00:46:31,012 --> 00:46:33,003
Get everything in that bag
that you can.
689
00:46:33,114 --> 00:46:35,105
I'll try not to
wrinkle your shorts.
690
00:46:35,216 --> 00:46:37,184
You're leaving
and you didn't say good-bye?
691
00:46:37,285 --> 00:46:39,253
Well, you know how
insensitive I can be.
692
00:46:39,354 --> 00:46:45,020
Hunnicutt, when people share a tent for such
a long time, they can become quite close.
693
00:46:45,126 --> 00:46:47,720
Of course, that didn't
happen in our case.
694
00:46:47,829 --> 00:46:49,729
But there is such a thing
as common courtesy.
695
00:46:49,831 --> 00:46:52,595
Charles, there's a kid in post-op
with a perforated descending colon.
696
00:46:52,700 --> 00:46:55,430
- Check him for fever, okay?
- Certainly. Anything else?
697
00:46:55,537 --> 00:47:00,133
Oh, yeah. Yeah, there is.
But I better handle it myself.
698
00:47:03,044 --> 00:47:07,447
- Father! Father! I'm leaving now.
- What? You're leaving?
699
00:47:07,549 --> 00:47:10,643
I've just got a minute.
I want to check your ears before I go.
700
00:47:10,752 --> 00:47:13,482
- What do you hear?
- I hear your watch ticking.
701
00:47:13,588 --> 00:47:15,749
- What do you hear in that ear?
- Same thing, your watch.
702
00:47:15,857 --> 00:47:17,984
Really? I just put it
in my pocket.
703
00:47:18,092 --> 00:47:20,686
Well, in that case, I couldn't hear it
in the other ear, either.
704
00:47:20,795 --> 00:47:23,229
Your hearing is not improving.
I think it's getting worse.
705
00:47:23,331 --> 00:47:26,767
In a few weeks, you may not be able to hear
at all. You gotta go home.
706
00:47:26,868 --> 00:47:30,360
You're going home to your child.
My children are still here.
707
00:47:30,471 --> 00:47:34,464
- [Footsteps Approaching]
- Let's go, Doc. It's now or never.
708
00:47:34,576 --> 00:47:37,807
- Look, Father...
- Come on. I gotta make it to Kimpo. I can't wait.
709
00:47:37,912 --> 00:47:40,210
I'm coming.
710
00:47:40,315 --> 00:47:42,977
So long, Father.
711
00:47:43,084 --> 00:47:46,679
Good-bye, B. J.
God bless you. And thank you.
712
00:47:49,757 --> 00:47:54,217
Hey, look, put this in the chopper for me,
will you? I'll just be a second.
713
00:47:54,329 --> 00:47:57,059
Margaret, I got a flight
at the last minute. I'm leaving.
714
00:47:57,165 --> 00:47:59,099
Leaving? Now?
715
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,998
Will you talk to Hawkeye for me?
I tried to leave him a note.
716
00:48:02,103 --> 00:48:04,003
- There's just too much to say.
- Oh, l... l...
717
00:48:04,105 --> 00:48:07,074
- I wanted to give you a big send-off.
- [Helicopter Engine Starting]
718
00:48:07,175 --> 00:48:09,143
Okay, go!
719
00:48:26,427 --> 00:48:28,554
Colonel? Colonel, this
just came in the mail.
720
00:48:28,663 --> 00:48:31,530
Captain Hunnicutt's
travel orders have been rescinded.
721
00:48:31,633 --> 00:48:33,658
What should I do?
722
00:48:47,815 --> 00:48:51,751
Now what was all that, son?
I couldn't hear you over the chopper.
723
00:48:51,853 --> 00:48:54,617
Nothing, sir.
I guess it's too late now.
724
00:48:54,722 --> 00:48:57,953
By the way, if we get any mail from
"l" Corps, put it on my desk.
725
00:48:58,059 --> 00:49:01,551
- I'll look at it in, oh, an hour or so.
- Right, sir.
726
00:49:01,663 --> 00:49:04,689
- [Explosion]
- Everybody hug a sandbag!
727
00:49:04,799 --> 00:49:07,393
[Screams]
728
00:49:07,502 --> 00:49:09,697
Get out of my way!
729
00:49:11,406 --> 00:49:15,365
- I thought you said you had
everything under control?
730
00:49:15,476 --> 00:49:18,604
I did. Even I was fooled by that tent.
I almost delivered mail there.
731
00:49:18,713 --> 00:49:21,307
Well, it didn't fool them.
They know that tank's here someplace.
732
00:49:21,416 --> 00:49:25,113
They ain't seen it driven out in the daytime
and they ain't heard it driven out at night.
733
00:49:25,219 --> 00:49:27,380
[Explosion]
734
00:49:27,488 --> 00:49:31,117
Okay, that's three. Get "l" Corps
on the phone. Time to kick some ear.
735
00:49:31,225 --> 00:49:35,321
After that, I want you to send out
this telegram here. There.
736
00:49:35,430 --> 00:49:38,331
Hello, Sparky, get me
headquarters, "l" Corps.
737
00:49:38,433 --> 00:49:40,833
You want to express your gratitude to who...
Dr. Tearbug?
738
00:49:40,935 --> 00:49:44,837
Torborg. It's Dr. Torborg. Chief Administrator,
Boston Mercy Hospital.
739
00:49:44,939 --> 00:49:47,305
- You're kissing up the wrong tree.
- I beg your pardon.
740
00:49:47,408 --> 00:49:51,401
Yeah, "l" Corps? This is MASH 4077.
Tank towing, please.
741
00:49:51,512 --> 00:49:54,811
- This ain't the guy who got you your job.
- And how would you know?
742
00:49:54,916 --> 00:49:58,943
Because Major Houlihan
sent her telegram to a whole other guy.
743
00:49:59,053 --> 00:50:02,648
- What do you mean she sent a telegram?
- Who's this?
744
00:50:02,757 --> 00:50:08,195
Good. Hang on to your treads. Colonel Potter
wants to say a few obscene words to you.
745
00:50:08,296 --> 00:50:11,288
You're on, Colonel! I mean,
she recommended you to her uncle...
746
00:50:11,399 --> 00:50:14,266
- who's not her uncle, but he runs the hospital.
- You mean Dr. Robert Harwell?
747
00:50:14,369 --> 00:50:18,305
- Uncle Bob!
- What?
748
00:50:18,406 --> 00:50:21,569
- What?
- Gee! Don't get so choked up about it.
749
00:50:21,676 --> 00:50:26,010
- You want me to change Tearbug to Uncle Bob?
- How... dare...
750
00:50:27,415 --> 00:50:30,543
- See you at the next shelling.
- [Door Slams Shut]
751
00:50:32,887 --> 00:50:35,788
I'm not sure I feel right
about getting back into surgery, Sidney.
752
00:50:35,890 --> 00:50:38,154
- Why not?
- I don't know.
753
00:50:38,259 --> 00:50:43,196
The thought, "What if something
goes wrong?" never occurred to me.
754
00:50:43,297 --> 00:50:45,492
Now I'm thinking that a lot.
755
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:49,536
Actually, that's a pretty good sign
that you're ready to go back.
756
00:50:49,637 --> 00:50:51,867
I'll see you soon.
757
00:50:53,875 --> 00:50:56,605
So long, guys.
758
00:50:56,711 --> 00:50:59,509
- Good. They made up.
- [Chuckles]
759
00:51:02,116 --> 00:51:04,277
- Valentinetti.
- Oh, how about me? Me!
760
00:51:04,385 --> 00:51:07,047
- Robinson.
- Whoo!
761
00:51:07,155 --> 00:51:09,282
- Phipps.
- Oh, good. It's what I've been waiting for.
762
00:51:09,390 --> 00:51:11,654
- Snider.
- [Chattering]
763
00:51:11,759 --> 00:51:16,162
Charles, I just got another letter from my father!
And guess what!
764
00:51:16,264 --> 00:51:19,290
He's lined up an even
better assignment for me.
765
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,267
Listen to this.
He says forget Tokyo.
766
00:51:22,370 --> 00:51:26,238
He knows somebody who can get me assigned
to NATO Headquarters in Belgium.
767
00:51:26,340 --> 00:51:28,638
Isn't that great?
768
00:51:28,743 --> 00:51:31,405
Of course, Dad says
I should write a tactful letter to his friend...
769
00:51:31,512 --> 00:51:33,412
backing out of
the other job in Tokyo.
770
00:51:33,514 --> 00:51:36,915
Hmm. Gee, that's kinda tricky. Maybe you
could help me with that. You're good with words.
771
00:51:37,018 --> 00:51:40,715
Oh, I don't know, Margaret. You don't seem
to have any problem using words.
772
00:51:40,822 --> 00:51:44,121
You know what's funny? I already sent away
for Japanese language records.
773
00:51:44,225 --> 00:51:48,525
And now I'm gonna have to change them
to Flemish. [Laughing]
774
00:51:48,629 --> 00:51:50,529
- What are you doing?
- Packing.
775
00:51:50,631 --> 00:51:53,623
The minute this war is over,
I intend to be ready.
776
00:51:53,734 --> 00:51:55,827
By the way, I believe
you still have my copy...
777
00:51:55,937 --> 00:51:58,462
of Elizabeth Barrett Browning's
Sonnets from the Portuguese.
778
00:51:58,573 --> 00:52:00,905
- Oh, I love it.
- Do you?
779
00:52:01,008 --> 00:52:03,704
Let me count the ways.
[Chuckles]
780
00:52:03,811 --> 00:52:06,644
I trust I may count
on its return?
781
00:52:06,747 --> 00:52:11,377
- Oh. I sort of thought you hated it.
- I do. I loathe it.
782
00:52:11,486 --> 00:52:16,423
It's romantic drool. A book that could
only be read in a bad painting.
783
00:52:16,524 --> 00:52:21,018
- But you want it back.
- Well, it is a volume three of a four-volume set.
784
00:52:21,128 --> 00:52:25,462
Without volume three, the set would have
all the charm of a smile with a missing tooth.
785
00:52:25,566 --> 00:52:27,466
I would have returned it
to you sooner, Charles...
786
00:52:27,568 --> 00:52:30,435
but the book has come to
mean an awful lot to me.
787
00:52:30,538 --> 00:52:34,702
Oh, well, Margaret, I'm sure you'll find
something else that moves you just as much.
788
00:52:34,809 --> 00:52:37,607
The literary world is filled
with romantic claptrap.
789
00:52:37,712 --> 00:52:41,808
I'll get it right back to you, Charles.
Maybe I'm better off without it.
790
00:52:41,916 --> 00:52:46,410
Being sentimental can lead you to do
things that you later regret.
791
00:52:48,189 --> 00:52:50,885
- [Sheep Bleats]
- [Chickens Clucking]
792
00:52:50,992 --> 00:52:53,324
[Laughing]
793
00:53:00,434 --> 00:53:03,164
[Kids Laughing]
794
00:53:06,607 --> 00:53:09,337
Soon-Lee?
795
00:53:09,443 --> 00:53:12,901
- Soon-Lee?
- [Speaking Korean]
796
00:53:14,682 --> 00:53:18,379
What? Uh, I am looking
for Soon-Lee.
797
00:53:18,486 --> 00:53:21,387
[Speaking Korean]
798
00:53:21,489 --> 00:53:24,583
She's gone?
S-Soon-Lee is gone?
799
00:53:24,692 --> 00:53:28,924
- She... She didn't go to Chorwon?
She could get killed. Chorwon?
- [Speaking Korean]
800
00:53:29,030 --> 00:53:31,897
All right, look, okay. Okay, th-thanks.
Thanks anyway, all right?
801
00:53:31,999 --> 00:53:34,729
- Uh... [Speaking Korean]
- Huh?
802
00:53:34,835 --> 00:53:39,397
Oh, yeah, sure. Here, you take it.
And take this too.
803
00:53:39,507 --> 00:53:42,840
- [Speaking Korean]
- Enjoy. Enjoy.
804
00:53:42,944 --> 00:53:46,710
[Speaking Korean]
805
00:53:51,352 --> 00:53:54,321
##[Instruments Tuning Up]
806
00:53:54,422 --> 00:53:57,516
[Chattering
In Foreign Language]
807
00:54:10,204 --> 00:54:15,540
Uh, gentlemen, uh, one bar before, uh, 120.
Ready? Four for nothing.
808
00:54:15,643 --> 00:54:18,806
One, two, three and...
809
00:54:18,913 --> 00:54:22,371
## [Classical]
810
00:54:39,100 --> 00:54:41,898
## [Off-key]
811
00:54:42,003 --> 00:54:46,167
Wait. No, no, no.
No, no, no. No, no, no.
812
00:54:46,273 --> 00:54:49,140
Dolce. Dolce.
813
00:54:49,243 --> 00:54:53,077
- Dolce.
814
00:54:53,180 --> 00:54:56,172
Espressivo.
Uh, here.
815
00:54:56,283 --> 00:54:59,252
## [Humming Classical]
816
00:54:59,353 --> 00:55:02,288
Just like that. See, gently, softly, sweetly.
## [Humming]
817
00:55:02,390 --> 00:55:05,223
- Dolce. And...
- Here's your book. Stick it in your shelf.
818
00:55:05,326 --> 00:55:09,387
- I happen to be rehearsing here.
- You also happen to be self-centered...
819
00:55:09,497 --> 00:55:12,625
- inconsiderate and ungrateful.
- Ungrateful?
820
00:55:12,733 --> 00:55:16,169
I just heard from Klinger
you got the position you wanted in Boston.
821
00:55:16,270 --> 00:55:18,170
- Did you?
- I did.
822
00:55:18,272 --> 00:55:22,003
He also told me that you knew I sent
a telegram to my Uncle Bob.
823
00:55:22,109 --> 00:55:24,009
- Did he?
- He did.
824
00:55:24,111 --> 00:55:26,773
And you knew that when you asked me
to return that book?
825
00:55:26,881 --> 00:55:30,681
- Indeed, I did.
- How could you when you knew
I got you that job?
826
00:55:30,785 --> 00:55:34,983
- You did not get me that job.
- I helped.
827
00:55:35,089 --> 00:55:38,183
Margaret, I happen...
I happen to have a reputation.
828
00:55:38,292 --> 00:55:40,590
I have a certain standing
in the medical profession.
829
00:55:40,695 --> 00:55:44,222
I do not need the help
of a nurse.
830
00:55:44,331 --> 00:55:49,234
Oh, you're... It's a good thing I'm a lady
or you'd need a nurse, buster.
831
00:55:49,336 --> 00:55:53,136
I should have known better than to help
somebody who has no regard for other people!
832
00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:55,708
- I have no regard for other people?
- No! None! None!
833
00:55:55,810 --> 00:55:59,439
You play your records all night!
I hear them halfway across the compound!
834
00:55:59,547 --> 00:56:03,313
I got down on my knees in O.R.
And I scraped plaster off the floor.
835
00:56:03,417 --> 00:56:05,317
- Right!
- Did I get any thanks?
836
00:56:05,419 --> 00:56:09,048
Thanks? Why should I thank you? You were
the one who put it there in the first place!
837
00:56:09,156 --> 00:56:12,785
What about the time you went to Tokyo,
I had to deliver your lecture for you?
838
00:56:12,893 --> 00:56:15,589
- Was that being ungrateful?
- You wouldn't do it for me...
839
00:56:15,696 --> 00:56:18,927
unless I promised I would buy
a record by that Schnabel guy.
840
00:56:19,033 --> 00:56:21,024
You still owe me
that record!
841
00:56:21,135 --> 00:56:24,036
You happen to be very,
very insensitive, Margaret.
842
00:56:24,138 --> 00:56:29,007
You walk into O.R. Wearing so much perfume
that the patients don't need anaesthesia!
843
00:56:29,110 --> 00:56:33,046
- I am a complete professional in O.R.
- Oh.
844
00:56:33,147 --> 00:56:37,413
Unlike some people I know
who do not know how to obey...
845
00:56:37,518 --> 00:56:41,010
the slightest rules
of maintaining sterility.
846
00:56:41,122 --> 00:56:45,684
- Oh, no, you don't.
We settled that a long time ago.
- I know what I saw!
847
00:56:45,793 --> 00:56:48,387
- You saw nothing because that did not happen!
- You touched your nose!
848
00:56:48,496 --> 00:56:51,294
- You couldn't keep your hands off of it!
- I did not touch my nose!
849
00:56:51,398 --> 00:56:54,765
- You are obsessed with your nose!
You have a nasal obsession!
- Just a minute!
850
00:56:54,869 --> 00:56:59,101
In the middle of an operation, you rubbed your
nose like it was some kind of good luck charm!
851
00:56:59,206 --> 00:57:01,106
I do not rub on my nose!
852
00:57:01,208 --> 00:57:04,507
- Look at it sometimes!
It's covered with fingerprints!
- ## [Classical, Off-key]
853
00:57:04,612 --> 00:57:09,481
You're in love with your nose! Do you put it
in dresses and take it out to bars, huh?
854
00:57:09,583 --> 00:57:11,676
How dare you!
Quiet!
855
00:57:14,121 --> 00:57:16,783
Looks like it'll all be over
before too long, huh, Captain?
856
00:57:16,891 --> 00:57:19,621
- Not a century too soon.
- Hey, look at that.
857
00:57:19,727 --> 00:57:22,218
"Hawk was gone,
now he's here.
858
00:57:22,329 --> 00:57:25,662
Dance till dawn, give a cheer.
Burma Shave. "
859
00:57:25,766 --> 00:57:27,666
[Horn Honking]
860
00:57:27,768 --> 00:57:30,066
- Pull over! Pull over!
- [Honking Continues]
861
00:57:55,029 --> 00:57:57,259
[Chattering]
862
00:57:57,364 --> 00:58:00,527
Pierce, good to see you.
Why don't you start on the bus?
863
00:58:00,634 --> 00:58:02,898
- Yeah, okay.
- You feel up to it?
864
00:58:03,003 --> 00:58:06,905
- Yeah, sure.
- Good. It's a hell of a load
for me and Winchester.
865
00:58:07,007 --> 00:58:11,808
- Where's B. J.?
- You just missed him. He went home.
866
00:58:11,912 --> 00:58:14,039
Go ahead.
You got customers.
867
00:58:14,148 --> 00:58:16,048
[Man]
Did you call for a litter?
868
00:58:16,150 --> 00:58:18,345
[Man #2]
Can we have some help with the ambulance?
869
00:58:18,452 --> 00:58:21,148
[Man #3] Get thosejeeps
moved out ofhere. We got no room.
870
00:58:21,255 --> 00:58:24,986
[Man #4]
Help! Help!
871
00:58:27,461 --> 00:58:29,395
- [Chattering Continues]
- Nurse, please.
872
00:58:29,496 --> 00:58:32,624
I know you're suffering.
I'll help you right after...
873
00:58:32,733 --> 00:58:35,167
[Woman]
All right, get some bandages over here!
874
00:58:35,269 --> 00:58:39,797
- [Woman] Hang in there.
- [Woman #2] I need a corpsman
to take this out ofhere.
875
00:58:40,775 --> 00:58:42,709
[O.R. Chatter]
876
00:58:42,810 --> 00:58:46,337
[Potter] Jacobson was supposed to
be here yesterday. Where is he?
877
00:58:46,447 --> 00:58:48,677
What do you mean
you rescinded his orders?
878
00:58:48,783 --> 00:58:51,877
I told you Hunnicutt
left the country.
879
00:58:51,986 --> 00:58:55,422
Listen, I am talking
to you from my O.R.
880
00:58:55,523 --> 00:58:58,686
I need a surgeon so bad
I don't have time to leave the room...
881
00:58:58,793 --> 00:59:01,353
to tell you how bad
I need a surgeon!
882
00:59:01,462 --> 00:59:04,056
There are skirmishes
all over the place.
883
00:59:04,165 --> 00:59:07,157
We're working on boys right now
who have retaken Chorwon...
884
00:59:07,268 --> 00:59:10,795
four times
in the past couple of days.
885
00:59:10,905 --> 00:59:13,533
Good. You do that.
886
00:59:13,641 --> 00:59:16,804
I'm done, Klinger.
Slam down the phone for me.
887
00:59:16,911 --> 00:59:19,141
They're gonna do
what they can.
888
00:59:19,246 --> 00:59:23,478
- Doctor, he's under.
- Yeah, right.
889
00:59:23,584 --> 00:59:26,781
- How are you doing?
- Fine. What could be wrong?
890
00:59:26,887 --> 00:59:30,323
I'm about to stick my hands into a kid whose
insides look like a raw meat loaf...
891
00:59:30,424 --> 00:59:33,860
I just found out my best friend went home
without leaving me so much as a note.
892
00:59:33,961 --> 00:59:35,861
He really felt
bad about that.
893
00:59:35,963 --> 00:59:39,421
Trapper left without leaving a note too.
Is it the war that stinks or me?
894
00:59:39,533 --> 00:59:43,128
- How you doing, Pierce?
- Swimmingly.
895
00:59:45,639 --> 00:59:48,369
Can I get you an instrument?
896
00:59:48,476 --> 00:59:51,343
Yeah. That would be
a good way to start.
897
00:59:51,445 --> 00:59:53,538
Scalpel.
898
00:59:53,647 --> 00:59:55,672
Scalpel.
899
01:00:05,793 --> 01:00:08,057
You and I have
something in common.
900
01:00:08,162 --> 01:00:11,825
I just had my head in a cast.
Are there any more out there?
901
01:00:11,932 --> 01:00:15,299
- He's the last one. After this, we can take a break.
- Okay.
902
01:00:15,403 --> 01:00:17,997
- Get him in this wheelchair.
- Hey, buddy, you came from Chorwon?
903
01:00:18,105 --> 01:00:21,268
- Yeah. Why?
- Our side's got it now, right?
904
01:00:21,375 --> 01:00:25,038
- Yeah. For now.
- Did you see a Korean woman there?
Short? Dark hair?
905
01:00:25,146 --> 01:00:28,274
- You're kidding, right?
- I'm never gonna find out this way.
906
01:00:28,382 --> 01:00:31,647
Okay, get him into post-op.
See you later.
907
01:00:31,752 --> 01:00:33,982
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
908
01:00:36,924 --> 01:00:39,722
[Sighs]
909
01:00:39,827 --> 01:00:42,557
- You holding up okay?
- All things considered...
910
01:00:42,663 --> 01:00:45,860
[Explosion]
911
01:00:45,966 --> 01:00:50,335
- Most things considered.
- There are double sandbags in O.R. Come on.
912
01:00:59,346 --> 01:01:02,213
- [Engine Starts]
- Klinger!
913
01:01:02,316 --> 01:01:05,683
- Klinger, what are you doin'?
- I'm taking a ride in the countryside.
914
01:01:05,786 --> 01:01:09,654
You can't take that unless I sign you out!
They'll bust me right down to my socks!
915
01:01:09,757 --> 01:01:12,692
- Then come over here and sign me out!
916
01:01:12,793 --> 01:01:15,057
Have a nice trip.
917
01:01:21,702 --> 01:01:24,398
Okay, that's three.
Let's see if there's any damage.
918
01:01:24,505 --> 01:01:27,030
- [Screaming]
919
01:01:27,141 --> 01:01:31,077
That was a hell of a short intermission.
I didn't even have time to buy an orange drink.
920
01:01:31,178 --> 01:01:33,840
[Klinger]
I'm looking for the Han family.
921
01:01:33,948 --> 01:01:36,849
Han!
922
01:01:36,951 --> 01:01:38,976
Soon-Lee!
923
01:01:39,086 --> 01:01:42,988
Anybody recognize
that name? Soon-Lee.
924
01:01:43,090 --> 01:01:45,058
Soon-Lee?
925
01:01:47,695 --> 01:01:51,358
[Explosion]
926
01:01:51,465 --> 01:01:54,662
I thought we had a system here.
They fire three rounds and they move on.
927
01:01:54,768 --> 01:01:58,864
Wait a minute. What happened to that pattern
they had of firing off three rounds...
928
01:01:58,973 --> 01:02:01,771
- and then going away?
- Good question... again.
929
01:02:01,876 --> 01:02:03,969
Aren't those idiots
afraid of being spotted?
930
01:02:04,078 --> 01:02:06,239
I guess they figure
the tank's worth the risk.
931
01:02:06,347 --> 01:02:11,011
- Or maybe they brought in
a second mortar squad.
932
01:02:11,118 --> 01:02:13,916
- Or maybe a third.
- Well, the "mortar" merrier.
933
01:02:14,021 --> 01:02:18,481
[Laughing]
934
01:02:25,733 --> 01:02:28,293
[Speaking Korean]
935
01:02:34,608 --> 01:02:37,042
[Chattering In Korean]
936
01:02:47,454 --> 01:02:49,786
Don't you know you could
get killed up here?
937
01:02:49,890 --> 01:02:53,883
So could you too.
Why you come here? You go back.
938
01:02:53,994 --> 01:02:56,360
I look for my parents.
I can take care of myself.
939
01:02:56,463 --> 01:02:59,296
Every day I see them carry in people who
can take care of themselves.
940
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:03,598
- I'm not gonna let that happen to you.
- [Explosion]
941
01:03:03,704 --> 01:03:08,801
Soon-Lee, please, come back
to the camp with me. Please.
942
01:03:08,909 --> 01:03:11,878
I go look in Sibyon-ni.
They may be there.
943
01:03:15,149 --> 01:03:20,143
When I figured out you came up here,
l... I realized I might never see you again.
944
01:03:20,254 --> 01:03:22,779
And it felt like someone
kicked me in the stomach.
945
01:03:24,625 --> 01:03:29,688
I guess for you worrying about your folks
must be a 24-hour kick in the stomach.
946
01:03:29,797 --> 01:03:31,856
I'll take you to Sibyon-ni.
We'll look together.
947
01:03:31,966 --> 01:03:33,866
No. The shelling
is even worse there.
948
01:03:33,968 --> 01:03:36,493
I couldn't let you go without me.
You could get hurt. Come on.
949
01:03:36,604 --> 01:03:39,129
- No. I not let you come with me.
- Why?
950
01:03:41,241 --> 01:03:43,732
I not want to lose you too.
951
01:03:45,980 --> 01:03:51,043
- [Screaming]
- I promise you we'll find them.
I'll call everywhere.
952
01:03:51,151 --> 01:03:53,847
I promise.
953
01:03:53,954 --> 01:03:56,718
[Shouting In Korean]
954
01:03:56,824 --> 01:03:59,349
[Explosion]
955
01:04:02,396 --> 01:04:06,492
[Explosions]
956
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:09,296
Okay, boys and girls, time
to do something intelligent.
957
01:04:09,403 --> 01:04:12,065
Since I seem to be the only
intelligent person here, I nominate me.
958
01:04:12,172 --> 01:04:14,606
- All in favor, say aye.
- Take your seat, Pierce.
959
01:04:14,708 --> 01:04:17,802
Uh-uh. Sorry. Sorry. I can take umbrage,
I can take the cake...
960
01:04:17,911 --> 01:04:21,108
I can take the "A" train,
I can take two and call me in the morning...
961
01:04:21,215 --> 01:04:23,683
but I cannot take this
sitting down.
962
01:04:23,784 --> 01:04:26,412
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna take five.
963
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:28,852
- [Potter] Pierce!
- Hey!
964
01:04:32,826 --> 01:04:34,794
- Pierce, come back here!
- Pierce!
965
01:04:34,895 --> 01:04:36,590
- [Margaret] Pierce!
- [Mulcahy] Hawkeye!
966
01:04:36,697 --> 01:04:40,258
- What's the matter with you?
- Right now! Come back here!
967
01:04:40,367 --> 01:04:42,267
- [Engine Starting]
- What is he... What is he doing?
968
01:04:45,939 --> 01:04:49,272
- [Potter] Pierce, what do you think you're...
- [Margaret] What's the matter...
969
01:04:49,376 --> 01:04:51,105
- Pierce!
- Pierce!
970
01:04:53,981 --> 01:04:56,711
He can't drive that.
Does anybody know if...
971
01:04:59,887 --> 01:05:04,620
Pierce, stop it!
Stop it! Pierce!
972
01:05:04,725 --> 01:05:06,955
[All Shouting]
973
01:05:26,213 --> 01:05:28,579
- Oh, no, no, no! Turn left!
- No! No! No!
974
01:05:54,074 --> 01:05:57,305
[Explosion]
975
01:05:58,345 --> 01:06:01,041
[Explosion]
976
01:06:04,451 --> 01:06:08,387
- [Cheering]
- [Man] Hey, we're saved!
977
01:06:14,928 --> 01:06:17,658
I don't know why
I always have to take out the trash.
978
01:06:17,765 --> 01:06:20,529
- [All Laughing]
- Whoo!
979
01:06:22,369 --> 01:06:25,429
I wonder if his discharge from the hospital
was a bit premature?
980
01:06:25,539 --> 01:06:28,099
I'm putting in a call
to Sidney.
981
01:06:30,577 --> 01:06:34,206
Well, Soph, I think it's
safe for you to come back now.
982
01:06:34,314 --> 01:06:37,681
We kept your room
just the way you left it.
983
01:06:37,785 --> 01:06:40,948
Looks like it's really
gonna be over soon.
984
01:06:41,054 --> 01:06:45,616
Sophie, this ain't easy
for me to tell ya...
985
01:06:45,726 --> 01:06:48,820
but I can't take you
home with me.
986
01:06:48,929 --> 01:06:51,557
I sure will miss you.
987
01:06:51,665 --> 01:06:55,465
And I have a feeling
you'll miss me too, won't ya?
988
01:06:55,569 --> 01:06:58,766
I guess we'll both be
homebodies from now on.
989
01:06:58,872 --> 01:07:01,739
I'll be weeding
Mildred's nasturtiums...
990
01:07:01,842 --> 01:07:05,243
you'll probably wind up
dragging some farmer's plow.
991
01:07:05,345 --> 01:07:09,577
Well, that's good,
solid work.
992
01:07:09,683 --> 01:07:12,015
I'm sure you'll get
plenty of love.
993
01:07:13,754 --> 01:07:16,951
Just don't look for
a lot of excitement.
994
01:07:17,057 --> 01:07:20,049
[Laughing]
995
01:07:35,075 --> 01:07:39,011
Colonel, look at
that sunset.
996
01:07:39,112 --> 01:07:42,843
What a beautiful ending
for a beautiful day.
997
01:07:42,950 --> 01:07:47,751
- Yeah, it'd be a nice sunset
if it was setting over there.
- What do you mean?
998
01:07:47,855 --> 01:07:51,791
Ever since I've been around,
the sun's always set in the west.
999
01:07:51,892 --> 01:07:56,226
- Then what's that?
- Once saw that same kind of glow
in the Ardennes forest.
1000
01:07:56,330 --> 01:07:58,560
Next day there wasn't
any forest left.
1001
01:07:58,665 --> 01:08:00,633
You better get on the phone
to "l" Corps.
1002
01:08:00,734 --> 01:08:03,760
If that fire is headed this way,
we're headed out.
1003
01:08:28,962 --> 01:08:31,294
It was started
by incendiary bombs.
1004
01:08:31,398 --> 01:08:34,128
It's coming straight at us.
Bug out!
1005
01:08:36,036 --> 01:08:38,027
All personnel, bug out!
1006
01:08:38,138 --> 01:08:40,436
[Chattering]
1007
01:08:42,309 --> 01:08:44,436
Get those wounded
on the bus!
1008
01:08:44,544 --> 01:08:47,069
Bring that truck over here
for the P.O.W.'s!
1009
01:08:47,180 --> 01:08:50,741
And I need a vehicle for the refugees!
We're taking them with us!
1010
01:08:50,851 --> 01:08:52,876
Come on!
Snap into it!
1011
01:08:54,721 --> 01:08:58,350
Come on! Come on! Come on! Easy! Easy!
Watch it! Watch it!
1012
01:08:59,426 --> 01:09:01,951
[Chattering In Korean]
1013
01:09:08,235 --> 01:09:11,295
Careful! Careful! Careful!
Put him down! Put him down!
1014
01:09:32,125 --> 01:09:35,788
All right! Come on, go, go!
Come on, go!
1015
01:09:54,881 --> 01:09:58,647
[Potter] Well, it's about time.
Did you catch the guy's name?
1016
01:09:58,752 --> 01:10:02,882
No. All they said was your new surgeon
will be coming in on the evac chopper.
1017
01:10:02,990 --> 01:10:05,049
I hope he's got fast hands.
1018
01:10:45,465 --> 01:10:49,424
I got as far as Guam and all flights
are canceled. Nothing going in or out.
1019
01:10:49,536 --> 01:10:52,903
I'm sitting there in this crummy officers club
and this guy comes up to me and says...
1020
01:10:53,006 --> 01:10:56,237
"You Hunnicutt the doctor?"
Now, I didn't like the sound of that, so I said...
1021
01:10:56,343 --> 01:10:58,641
"No, not me, pal.
I'm Hunnicutt the chaplain."
1022
01:10:58,745 --> 01:11:01,270
He says, "Well, Chaplain, you better start
praying for a miracle...
1023
01:11:01,381 --> 01:11:03,941
because you're going back
to Korea to do surgery."
1024
01:11:04,051 --> 01:11:06,042
I was a third
of the way home.
1025
01:11:06,153 --> 01:11:09,782
When I was screaming for a surgeon,
I sure didn't think they were gonna dig you up.
1026
01:11:09,890 --> 01:11:11,949
Yeah.
1027
01:11:12,059 --> 01:11:14,755
Hey, you're looking a lot better
than the last time I saw you.
1028
01:11:14,861 --> 01:11:17,022
- How you feeling?
- In the pink.
1029
01:11:17,130 --> 01:11:21,226
Uh, I wanted to leave you a note before I left.
I just didn't have the time.
1030
01:11:21,334 --> 01:11:24,770
I didn't even know you were gone.
I thought you were in the bathroom.
1031
01:11:24,871 --> 01:11:29,001
- Sure is great to be back. Where is this anyway?
- ##[Classical, Off-key]
1032
01:11:30,544 --> 01:11:33,604
No, no, no, no! Hey, hold it!
Hold it! Hold it!
1033
01:11:33,713 --> 01:11:36,876
- Dolce! Ohh! Dolce!
1034
01:11:36,983 --> 01:11:38,951
Dolce!
1035
01:11:39,052 --> 01:11:42,818
The Chinese have been torturing Winchester
for a week now.
1036
01:11:42,923 --> 01:11:45,448
## [Classical]
1037
01:11:54,234 --> 01:11:56,828
Soon-Lee?
1038
01:11:56,937 --> 01:11:59,269
Max.
1039
01:12:02,676 --> 01:12:04,871
I called Sibyon-ni,
and they haven't see 'em.
1040
01:12:04,978 --> 01:12:08,345
- But I'll try the towns around there next.
- Oh, thank you, Max.
1041
01:12:08,448 --> 01:12:13,613
Listen, remember how I told you I used to wear
dresses to try to get out of the army?
1042
01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:17,349
- Yes.
- Well, I saved a couple. I... I brought one over.
1043
01:12:17,457 --> 01:12:20,654
Oh, good. I always wanted
to see you in one.
1044
01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:22,660
- Ah.
- [Chuckles]
1045
01:12:22,762 --> 01:12:24,992
This is kind of
a special dress.
1046
01:12:25,098 --> 01:12:27,623
I'd kind of like to
see you in it.
1047
01:12:30,403 --> 01:12:33,065
Y-You want me
to wear funeral dress?
1048
01:12:33,173 --> 01:12:35,141
Oh, no.
1049
01:12:36,443 --> 01:12:41,506
See, in America,
white is for weddings.
1050
01:12:41,615 --> 01:12:45,346
Oh, Max.
1051
01:12:45,452 --> 01:12:50,412
I love you, Soon-Lee.
Will you marry me?
1052
01:12:54,694 --> 01:12:56,821
- Yes.
- Ohh!
1053
01:12:56,930 --> 01:13:00,491
That's great.
You'll love my folks.
1054
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:02,534
And they'll be
nuts about you.
1055
01:13:02,636 --> 01:13:04,763
We'll throw a wedding
that'll run for a week.
1056
01:13:04,871 --> 01:13:08,500
It'll be the first one Toledo ever had in English,
Korean and Lebanese.
1057
01:13:09,976 --> 01:13:14,777
Max, l... I cannot leave Korea
until first I find my family.
1058
01:13:15,982 --> 01:13:19,008
That could take months,
years.
1059
01:13:20,654 --> 01:13:24,215
I got to find them,
no matter how long it takes.
1060
01:13:46,713 --> 01:13:49,045
[B.J.]
Yeah, that'd be great.
1061
01:13:49,149 --> 01:13:52,380
Three-legged races, ball games,
maybe get a barbecue going.
1062
01:13:52,485 --> 01:13:56,080
[Mulcahy] I'djust love to get those children
out of the orphanage for a few hours.
1063
01:13:56,189 --> 01:13:58,487
- Yeah, I know. It's great.
- What?
1064
01:13:58,592 --> 01:14:00,719
- Great.
- Yeah.
1065
01:14:00,827 --> 01:14:03,921
Boy, how do you do it? Nobody seems
to know you can't hear except me.
1066
01:14:04,030 --> 01:14:08,160
Well, I hear bits and pieces,
and for the rest of it, I nod a lot.
1067
01:14:08,268 --> 01:14:10,702
- Mmm. It must be tough.
- Huh?
1068
01:14:10,804 --> 01:14:12,829
- Just nod, Father.
- Mmm.
1069
01:14:12,939 --> 01:14:16,102
[Shouting, Laughing]
1070
01:14:18,011 --> 01:14:20,639
[Woman]
Come on, kick it, kick it, kick it!
1071
01:14:44,037 --> 01:14:46,597
[Cheering]
1072
01:14:52,545 --> 01:14:55,571
That was wonderful!
That was great! We won!
1073
01:15:02,289 --> 01:15:04,621
[Squealing, Laughing]
1074
01:15:19,806 --> 01:15:24,971
Sidney, welcome! Isn't this wonderful?
Just look at those glowing faces!
1075
01:15:25,078 --> 01:15:28,809
- Not to mention yours.
- Uh-huh.
1076
01:15:30,617 --> 01:15:34,178
- B. J.
- Hey, Sid. Get your red-hot hot dogs.
1077
01:15:34,287 --> 01:15:38,519
Folks, can I have your attention?
I need Captain Hunnicutt.
1078
01:15:38,625 --> 01:15:41,719
Would the hot dog man
please get his buns over here?
1079
01:15:41,828 --> 01:15:44,388
- [Woman] What's going on?
- [Man] Get over there.
1080
01:15:47,701 --> 01:15:51,000
Now, as you all know, Hunnicutt would
rather be back in the states...
1081
01:15:51,104 --> 01:15:54,232
celebrating his daughter
Erin's birthday.
1082
01:15:54,341 --> 01:15:58,437
Well, we thought we might
be able to do something by proxy.
1083
01:15:58,545 --> 01:16:00,536
As it turns out,
little Kim here...
1084
01:16:00,647 --> 01:16:03,616
has the same birthday
as Erin Hunnicutt.
1085
01:16:03,717 --> 01:16:06,686
[Chattering]
1086
01:16:06,786 --> 01:16:10,620
- [Chuckling] Hi.
- So, look at this.
1087
01:16:10,724 --> 01:16:15,627
Oh! Beautiful! Do you want to blow out
some candles? Here we go.
1088
01:16:20,300 --> 01:16:22,234
[Cheering]
1089
01:16:36,850 --> 01:16:40,342
Ohh! Look at that.
1090
01:16:40,453 --> 01:16:43,445
This is great. Where'd you find a kid
with the same birthday as Erin?
1091
01:16:43,556 --> 01:16:46,150
Well, we didn't really.
1092
01:16:46,259 --> 01:16:48,352
The aren't any records
on most of these kids.
1093
01:16:48,461 --> 01:16:51,897
With so many of them, we don't know who
their parents were or where they come from.
1094
01:16:51,998 --> 01:16:55,058
So we just decided to find
a little girl who was about two years old...
1095
01:16:55,168 --> 01:16:57,068
and make it her day.
1096
01:16:57,170 --> 01:16:59,604
We don't really know
when she was born.
1097
01:16:59,706 --> 01:17:03,802
What better birthday present
to get than your own birthday.
1098
01:17:06,546 --> 01:17:08,776
Hi, sailor.
1099
01:17:08,882 --> 01:17:10,941
Hi. I saw you come in.
1100
01:17:11,050 --> 01:17:13,985
Does the fact that you're here
mean I'm not all there?
1101
01:17:14,087 --> 01:17:16,715
I heard you took
a tank for a spin.
1102
01:17:16,823 --> 01:17:20,350
Everybody was getting shelled on account
of that tank, and I got rid of it.
1103
01:17:20,460 --> 01:17:22,758
You call that crazy?
1104
01:17:22,862 --> 01:17:25,888
Actually, that might have been
the sensible thing to do.
1105
01:17:25,999 --> 01:17:30,663
But I am curious about why
you walked away from that kid just now.
1106
01:17:30,770 --> 01:17:33,068
Yeah, well, maybe
you got me there.
1107
01:17:34,874 --> 01:17:37,274
I was looking at her and all of a sudden
I noticed...
1108
01:17:37,377 --> 01:17:40,505
I had a butterfly collection
loose in my stomach.
1109
01:17:42,048 --> 01:17:45,575
Being around little kids
makes me uncomfortable these days.
1110
01:17:45,685 --> 01:17:50,645
- I guess that's something we have to work on.
- Mmm.
1111
01:17:50,757 --> 01:17:53,248
What else have you
been going through?
1112
01:17:53,359 --> 01:17:56,658
Yesterday, I spent a year
in the operating room.
1113
01:17:56,763 --> 01:17:59,698
I was up to my ankles
in panic.
1114
01:17:59,799 --> 01:18:04,236
[Sighs]
I'm a little out of control, Sidney.
1115
01:18:04,337 --> 01:18:07,306
Surgery used to be
like falling of a log.
1116
01:18:09,008 --> 01:18:11,340
Now it's more like
falling off a cliff.
1117
01:18:13,813 --> 01:18:17,442
You know, just because you're a doctor
doesn't mean you're supposed to be perfect.
1118
01:18:17,550 --> 01:18:20,110
- Your patients aren't.
- Yeah.
1119
01:18:20,220 --> 01:18:22,916
They have pain,
they're afraid.
1120
01:18:23,022 --> 01:18:27,550
Actually, they're probably
better off if you know how they feel.
1121
01:18:27,660 --> 01:18:30,595
Might make being a surgeon
a little harder...
1122
01:18:30,697 --> 01:18:32,961
but it might make you
a better doctor.
1123
01:18:35,602 --> 01:18:38,662
Well, anyway, that's
something to think about.
1124
01:18:40,807 --> 01:18:44,868
- I can't sleep.
- Well, then you should take something.
1125
01:18:44,978 --> 01:18:48,072
No. If I sleep,
then I talk.
1126
01:18:48,181 --> 01:18:51,844
If I don't talk, I think. I think too fast.
If I could just slow down my thinking.
1127
01:18:51,951 --> 01:18:53,851
I just think too fast,
that's all.
1128
01:18:53,953 --> 01:18:57,389
I don't think we have to
make a big deal out of this, you know?
1129
01:18:57,490 --> 01:18:59,685
So I think too fast
and I'm afraid of children.
1130
01:18:59,792 --> 01:19:02,420
That's... That's not...
That's not terrible.
1131
01:19:02,595 --> 01:19:05,063
- [Chattering]
- [Speaking Foreign Language]
1132
01:19:17,710 --> 01:19:21,703
Hey, hey, what are you doing?
Where are you taking these people?
1133
01:19:21,814 --> 01:19:24,908
I gotta get 'em to a relocation center,
Major. By the line.
1134
01:19:25,018 --> 01:19:28,454
As soon as the truce is signed,
these guys gotta be ready
for the big switch.
1135
01:19:28,555 --> 01:19:30,716
- We're swapping their prisoners for ours.
- Yes.
1136
01:19:30,823 --> 01:19:35,260
Fine. Just leave me five of them.
Him, him, him, him and, uh, him.
1137
01:19:35,361 --> 01:19:37,295
Sorry, Major.
They all go.
1138
01:19:37,397 --> 01:19:42,061
Well, you can't! Not yet!
I've come too close to stop now.
1139
01:19:42,168 --> 01:19:46,867
- Okay, move out!
- [Speaking Foreign Language]
1140
01:19:46,973 --> 01:19:50,340
## [Classical, Off-key]
1141
01:20:15,401 --> 01:20:18,461
##[Continues]
1142
01:20:25,211 --> 01:20:27,145
Ladies and gentlemen...
1143
01:20:27,246 --> 01:20:29,714
five minutes ago
at 10.01 this morning...
1144
01:20:29,816 --> 01:20:31,943
the truce was signed
in Panmunjom.
1145
01:20:32,051 --> 01:20:35,316
The hostilities will end
12 hours from now at 10.00.
1146
01:20:35,421 --> 01:20:38,913
- The war is over!
- [All cheering]
1147
01:20:52,105 --> 01:20:54,073
[Indistinct]
1148
01:20:55,942 --> 01:21:01,039
[All Chanting]
Yea, the war is over! Yea, the war is over!
1149
01:21:04,017 --> 01:21:06,986
[Cheering Continues]
1150
01:21:10,556 --> 01:21:12,524
[All Chattering]
1151
01:21:17,664 --> 01:21:19,564
Move over! Get over!
1152
01:21:19,666 --> 01:21:22,726
Come on! This way!
Bring them this way.
1153
01:21:22,835 --> 01:21:25,395
We've got wounded here.
1154
01:21:26,873 --> 01:21:29,171
Give me that flask.
Quickly.
1155
01:21:29,275 --> 01:21:31,175
Here.
Here you go.
1156
01:21:31,277 --> 01:21:33,177
All right, listen up!
1157
01:21:33,279 --> 01:21:36,715
We operate on the ones
that can't wait.
1158
01:21:36,816 --> 01:21:38,977
Those that can wait,
we take 'em with us.
1159
01:21:39,085 --> 01:21:42,248
"L" Corps wants us back
in Ouijongbu right away.
1160
01:21:42,355 --> 01:21:45,688
- Hunnicutt, take a look at that boy over there.
- All right.
1161
01:21:45,792 --> 01:21:47,692
[Potter]
Corpsman!
1162
01:21:47,794 --> 01:21:49,819
- Does this look like peace to you?
- [Groaning]
1163
01:21:49,929 --> 01:21:51,897
Get him up.
1164
01:21:54,100 --> 01:21:56,625
[Potter]
Corpsman!
1165
01:22:37,677 --> 01:22:42,080
Oh... gee.
1166
01:23:04,771 --> 01:23:06,671
Okay, let's get to work.
1167
01:23:06,773 --> 01:23:08,741
[All Chattering]
1168
01:23:08,841 --> 01:23:10,741
[Woman]
Let's start cleaning up.
1169
01:23:10,843 --> 01:23:13,937
- I've got fresh sponges.
- Put 'em down right there.
1170
01:23:14,046 --> 01:23:15,946
[Pierpoint On P.A.]
It is now 2:00 p.m.
1171
01:23:16,048 --> 01:23:19,711
In exactly eight hours,
the Korean War will be officially over.
1172
01:23:19,819 --> 01:23:21,787
- It's a time for summing up...
- Suture.
1173
01:23:21,888 --> 01:23:24,118
And these are the most up-to-date
figures we have.
1174
01:23:24,223 --> 01:23:28,887
The cost of the war to the United States
has been placed at $22 billion.
1175
01:23:28,995 --> 01:23:32,726
- [Man Whistles]
- Don't look at me. I only get 300 a month.
1176
01:23:32,832 --> 01:23:35,995
[Pierpoint]
In human terms, the cost was much greater.
1177
01:23:36,102 --> 01:23:39,162
The U.N. Forces have suffered
the following casualties.
1178
01:23:39,272 --> 01:23:42,764
Killed in combat, 71,500.
1179
01:23:42,875 --> 01:23:46,936
Missing and captured, 83,263.
1180
01:23:47,046 --> 01:23:49,344
Wounded, 250,000.
1181
01:23:49,448 --> 01:23:52,611
- Make that 250,001.
- [Hunnicutt] And two.
1182
01:23:52,718 --> 01:23:54,618
- [Potter] Three.
- [Charles] Four.
1183
01:23:54,720 --> 01:23:56,881
And there's 12 more
out in the hall.
1184
01:23:56,989 --> 01:23:58,889
[Pierpoint]
On the communist side...
1185
01:23:58,991 --> 01:24:02,927
1,347,000 people
were killed or wounded.
1186
01:24:03,029 --> 01:24:06,487
The war also killed
400,000 Korean civilians.
1187
01:24:06,599 --> 01:24:10,035
This is not a good place to have a career
as an innocent bystander.
1188
01:24:10,136 --> 01:24:14,869
If you add it all up, it comes to more than
2 million people killed or wounded.
1189
01:24:14,974 --> 01:24:17,408
Now that's what I call
a grand total.
1190
01:24:17,510 --> 01:24:20,343
In addition, one fourth
of all Koreans are homeless...
1191
01:24:20,446 --> 01:24:22,380
and 100,000 are orphans.
1192
01:24:22,481 --> 01:24:24,949
What did he say?
How many orphans?
1193
01:24:25,051 --> 01:24:27,451
100,000, Father.
1194
01:24:27,553 --> 01:24:29,453
Dear God.
1195
01:24:31,023 --> 01:24:32,991
Sir.
1196
01:24:34,327 --> 01:24:36,795
Can I ask you something
of a personal nature?
1197
01:24:36,896 --> 01:24:41,663
Well, in another minute,
I gotta go back in and pick up my scalpel.
1198
01:24:41,767 --> 01:24:43,667
Do you understand women?
1199
01:24:43,769 --> 01:24:48,365
Oh, what I understand about women
will take a lot less than a minute.
1200
01:24:48,474 --> 01:24:52,240
I thought when the war was over,
it'd be the happiest day of my life.
1201
01:24:52,345 --> 01:24:54,404
But everything's
all messed up.
1202
01:24:54,513 --> 01:24:57,038
Now I'm in love, and I got
nothin' but trouble.
1203
01:24:57,149 --> 01:25:00,084
Listen, when you're in love,
you're always in trouble.
1204
01:25:00,186 --> 01:25:02,450
There's only two things
you can do about it.
1205
01:25:02,555 --> 01:25:06,047
Either stop lovin' 'em
or love 'em a whole lot more.
1206
01:25:06,158 --> 01:25:08,353
But if you love 'em
a whole lot more...
1207
01:25:08,461 --> 01:25:10,622
won't that just get you
a lot more trouble?
1208
01:25:10,730 --> 01:25:13,494
Yup. Then you
love 'em even more.
1209
01:25:13,599 --> 01:25:15,499
Boy, that sounds tough.
1210
01:25:15,601 --> 01:25:17,569
It's murder.
1211
01:25:19,639 --> 01:25:24,975
A big glass of fresh,
ice-cold milk.
1212
01:25:25,077 --> 01:25:27,045
[All]
Ooh!
1213
01:25:27,146 --> 01:25:29,114
For me, a banana.
And, of course...
1214
01:25:29,215 --> 01:25:31,513
what's a banana without
a piece of chocolate cake?
1215
01:25:31,617 --> 01:25:33,642
- [Laughs]
- What are you laughing at? It's wonderful.
1216
01:25:33,753 --> 01:25:36,745
It is. It's delicious. I'm gonna take
a three-hour bubble bath.
1217
01:25:36,856 --> 01:25:38,881
- [Woman] Oh, yeah.
- How about you, Colonel?
1218
01:25:38,991 --> 01:25:42,688
- What's the first thing you want
when you get home?
- Well, I like fresh corn.
1219
01:25:42,795 --> 01:25:44,820
I mean, real fresh corn.
1220
01:25:44,931 --> 01:25:49,834
So I think maybe I'll just take a hot plate out
to the garden, make a pot of boiling water.
1221
01:25:49,936 --> 01:25:51,995
Then I won't even
pick that corn.
1222
01:25:52,104 --> 01:25:55,335
I'll bend that stalk,
till the ear dips into the water...
1223
01:25:55,441 --> 01:25:57,636
and I'll eat it
right there standin' up.
1224
01:25:57,743 --> 01:25:59,643
Scrumptious!
1225
01:25:59,745 --> 01:26:02,043
How about you, Charles?
What are you looking forward to?
1226
01:26:02,148 --> 01:26:04,673
I am looking forward
to a hemostat.
1227
01:26:04,784 --> 01:26:07,252
Hemostat. There's no need
to bite my head off.
1228
01:26:07,353 --> 01:26:10,288
- Sponge.
- Sponge.
1229
01:26:10,389 --> 01:26:14,826
You know, I just don't see why
some people can't be grateful...
1230
01:26:14,927 --> 01:26:17,157
if other people
try to help them.
1231
01:26:17,263 --> 01:26:22,098
- Don't you?
- I think a person is lucky if
somebody cares enough to help.
1232
01:26:22,201 --> 01:26:24,863
Where would I be without
my father's help?
1233
01:26:24,971 --> 01:26:28,463
[Chuckles] Where indeed? He's pulling you
in three different directions.
1234
01:26:28,574 --> 01:26:32,635
If you get any luckier, there's gonna be
a piece of you in every corner of the world.
1235
01:26:32,745 --> 01:26:36,681
Maybe some people
just can't feel gratitude.
1236
01:26:36,782 --> 01:26:40,013
Maybe some people like having
other people run their lives.
1237
01:26:40,119 --> 01:26:42,178
But some people don't.
1238
01:26:42,355 --> 01:26:45,882
[Pierpoint] But although we are well past
the halfway point in these final 12 hours...
1239
01:26:45,992 --> 01:26:47,983
both sides continue heavy
artillery shelling.
1240
01:26:48,094 --> 01:26:50,324
- Further bulletins as they arrive.
- ##[Big Band Begins On P.A.]
1241
01:26:50,429 --> 01:26:53,057
- Want a sandwich?
- What's in it?
1242
01:26:53,165 --> 01:26:55,065
Let's see.
1243
01:26:55,167 --> 01:26:58,603
Cucumbers, watercress,
a little French mayonnaise.
1244
01:26:58,704 --> 01:27:00,604
- Is the crust cut off?
- No.
1245
01:27:00,706 --> 01:27:02,674
Forget it.
1246
01:27:04,443 --> 01:27:08,846
I tell you, one thing I'm not
gonna miss is bologna.
1247
01:27:08,948 --> 01:27:11,678
Or standing in line
to take a cold shower.
1248
01:27:11,784 --> 01:27:13,718
I'm not gonna
miss that either.
1249
01:27:13,819 --> 01:27:16,014
How about you?
What are you not gonna miss?
1250
01:27:16,122 --> 01:27:18,022
Lice...
1251
01:27:18,124 --> 01:27:20,092
dysentery...
1252
01:27:20,192 --> 01:27:22,683
rats.
1253
01:27:22,795 --> 01:27:24,990
There's nothing here
I'm gonna miss...
1254
01:27:27,033 --> 01:27:28,933
except you.
1255
01:27:29,035 --> 01:27:31,765
Yeah, well, we'll get
to see each other.
1256
01:27:31,871 --> 01:27:34,772
How? You'll be on one coast
and I'll be on the other.
1257
01:27:34,874 --> 01:27:37,434
Letters, phone calls.
Maybe a surgical convention.
1258
01:27:37,543 --> 01:27:42,708
- ##[Continues]
- Can you picture either one of us
at a convention?
1259
01:27:42,815 --> 01:27:44,783
No, I guess not.
1260
01:27:45,818 --> 01:27:47,786
We'll never
see each other again.
1261
01:27:47,887 --> 01:27:52,324
- Look, one year Erin and Peg and I'll come east.
- One year.
1262
01:27:52,425 --> 01:27:54,620
Yeah, and, um...
And we'll get together and, um...
1263
01:27:54,727 --> 01:27:57,821
- Have dinner.
- Yeah.
1264
01:27:57,930 --> 01:27:59,830
In other words, good-bye.
1265
01:27:59,932 --> 01:28:02,492
- It's not good-bye.
- It is good-bye. What's the big deal?
1266
01:28:02,601 --> 01:28:05,195
- Just say good-bye.
- What do you want me to say it for?
1267
01:28:05,304 --> 01:28:08,137
It shows you know I'm going.
What would you do if I was dying?
1268
01:28:08,240 --> 01:28:11,676
Hold me and let me die in your arms
or just let me lay there and bleed?
1269
01:28:11,777 --> 01:28:15,110
What are you talking about?
You're not dying. You don't even have a cold.
1270
01:28:15,214 --> 01:28:18,843
- Come on. Just a little "so long."
- I'm gonna get back to the O.R.
1271
01:28:18,951 --> 01:28:21,044
Good-bye.
1272
01:28:21,153 --> 01:28:23,053
See you later.
1273
01:28:24,690 --> 01:28:27,181
[Pierpoint]
President Eisenhower is expected to ask for...
1274
01:28:27,293 --> 01:28:32,390
an emergency relief fund of $200 million
to rebuild the war-torn Korean economy.
1275
01:28:32,498 --> 01:28:37,401
Another 200 million may be allocated for
the reinforcement of the Vietnam army...
1276
01:28:37,503 --> 01:28:40,404
in its war against communism
in Southeast Asia.
1277
01:28:40,506 --> 01:28:43,873
It is now three hours before
the cessation ofhostilities.
1278
01:28:43,976 --> 01:28:46,968
- Vietnam, where's that?
- Southeast Asia, he said.
1279
01:28:47,079 --> 01:28:49,741
Sorry to interrupt your peace bulletin, folks...
1280
01:28:49,849 --> 01:28:51,749
but we got wounded
in the compound.
1281
01:28:51,851 --> 01:28:53,785
We need a surgeon
for triage.
1282
01:28:53,886 --> 01:28:56,514
- Looks like it's all over but the shooting.
- Who's free?
1283
01:28:56,622 --> 01:29:00,456
I'll go.
That is, if it's all right with you.
1284
01:29:02,128 --> 01:29:05,097
- [Man Groaning]
- [People Chattering]
1285
01:29:06,332 --> 01:29:08,425
All right.
We'll take him second.
1286
01:29:08,534 --> 01:29:10,559
- What else you got?
- This P.O.W. Over here.
1287
01:29:10,669 --> 01:29:13,604
He was in the back of the truck
when it was hit.
1288
01:29:14,673 --> 01:29:17,870
[Exhales]
Half his chest is gone.
1289
01:29:17,977 --> 01:29:19,945
Does he even have a pulse?
1290
01:29:25,885 --> 01:29:28,251
Oh, God, no.
1291
01:29:28,354 --> 01:29:31,187
Is there anything we can
do for him, Doctor?
1292
01:29:33,259 --> 01:29:35,159
Doctor?
1293
01:29:37,730 --> 01:29:40,392
He wasn't even a soldier.
1294
01:29:40,499 --> 01:29:43,468
He was a musician.
1295
01:29:43,569 --> 01:29:46,129
What happened to the other people
in the truck with him?
1296
01:29:46,238 --> 01:29:49,139
He's the only one
that made it this far.
1297
01:29:49,241 --> 01:29:51,141
[Sighs]
1298
01:29:54,313 --> 01:29:58,909
Major, we have to prep
the others.
1299
01:29:59,018 --> 01:30:00,986
Why don't you
take a break?
1300
01:30:03,222 --> 01:30:06,191
- Okay.
- [Chattering Continues]
1301
01:30:07,593 --> 01:30:09,561
[Woman]
Come on! Hurry up!
1302
01:30:11,130 --> 01:30:13,030
[Woman #2]
He's still bleeding. Come on.
1303
01:30:15,301 --> 01:30:17,269
[Man]
Watch your back, Lieutenant.
1304
01:30:19,605 --> 01:30:21,766
- [Woman #3] Compound fracture!
- [Woman #4] I lost him.
1305
01:30:21,874 --> 01:30:23,774
[Chattering Continues]
1306
01:30:23,876 --> 01:30:26,845
## [Classical]
1307
01:30:41,360 --> 01:30:43,328
## [Stops]
1308
01:30:45,297 --> 01:30:47,197
[Chattering Continues]
1309
01:30:47,299 --> 01:30:49,267
- [Vehicle Approaching]
- [Horn Honking]
1310
01:30:53,305 --> 01:30:56,035
Hey, wake up, will ya!
1311
01:30:56,141 --> 01:30:59,770
Better pay attention, Father.
You wanna go home in one piece.
1312
01:31:09,421 --> 01:31:11,321
Dear Lord...
1313
01:31:11,423 --> 01:31:13,857
I know there must be
a reason for this.
1314
01:31:13,959 --> 01:31:17,156
But what is it?
1315
01:31:17,263 --> 01:31:19,356
I answered the call
to do your work.
1316
01:31:19,465 --> 01:31:24,425
I've devoted my life to it, and
now how am I supposed to do it?
1317
01:31:24,536 --> 01:31:26,561
Lord, what good am I now?
1318
01:31:26,672 --> 01:31:29,072
What good is a deaf priest?
1319
01:31:31,744 --> 01:31:33,769
I've prayed
to you to help me...
1320
01:31:35,147 --> 01:31:37,945
and every day I get worse.
1321
01:31:38,050 --> 01:31:40,018
Are you deaf too?
1322
01:31:41,186 --> 01:31:44,644
Okay, I'm done here.
Give me another body.
1323
01:31:44,757 --> 01:31:47,123
Somebody got a gown
and some gloves?
1324
01:31:48,761 --> 01:31:51,821
- How you doin', Doc?
- I'm just barely getting through it.
1325
01:31:51,930 --> 01:31:54,057
Congratulations.
Who could hope for more?
1326
01:31:54,166 --> 01:31:56,828
- Comin' in.
- [Woman] Got it. He's right here.
1327
01:31:58,170 --> 01:32:00,070
Oh, my God.
1328
01:32:00,172 --> 01:32:03,266
[Mulcahy] She was thrown into a ditch
during the shelling.
1329
01:32:03,375 --> 01:32:06,071
She can't be more than
eight years old.
1330
01:32:06,178 --> 01:32:09,238
- [Woman] Pressure's dropping.
- [Woman #2] Over here.
1331
01:32:09,348 --> 01:32:11,578
Pierce.
1332
01:32:13,619 --> 01:32:15,610
You wanna switch with me?
I'll take her.
1333
01:32:22,394 --> 01:32:24,294
No, I'll take her.
1334
01:32:26,999 --> 01:32:29,661
Sidney.
1335
01:32:31,470 --> 01:32:33,370
Thanks.
1336
01:32:33,472 --> 01:32:35,906
My pleasure.
1337
01:32:36,008 --> 01:32:40,775
Well, if you folks can spare me, I'll be going.
I think there are places I can be of more use.
1338
01:32:40,879 --> 01:32:43,575
I'd give you that hug now,
but I'm, uh, kind of busy.
1339
01:32:43,682 --> 01:32:47,083
That's okay.
Save it for her.
1340
01:32:47,186 --> 01:32:49,154
- See you.
- [Charles] Bye, Doctor.
1341
01:32:49,254 --> 01:32:51,222
- [B.J.] Take it easy.
- [Potter] So long, Sidney.
1342
01:32:52,624 --> 01:32:55,252
You know, I told you people
something a long time ago...
1343
01:32:55,361 --> 01:32:58,091
and it's just as pertinent
today as it was then.
1344
01:32:58,197 --> 01:33:01,030
Ladies and gentlemen,
take my advice...
1345
01:33:01,133 --> 01:33:03,966
pull down your pants
and slide on the ice.
1346
01:33:04,069 --> 01:33:06,469
[All Laugh]
1347
01:33:06,572 --> 01:33:09,939
[Pierpoint On P.A.] This is Robert Pierpoint
speaking to you from Panmunjom.
1348
01:33:10,042 --> 01:33:12,135
It's one minute
before 10:00 p.m.
1349
01:33:12,244 --> 01:33:15,111
We can still hear the sound
of nearby artillery.
1350
01:33:15,214 --> 01:33:18,877
At some point during the next few seconds,
the guns should go silent...
1351
01:33:18,984 --> 01:33:22,283
as the cease-fire officially
goes into effect.
1352
01:33:22,388 --> 01:33:24,356
[Gunfire]
1353
01:33:27,860 --> 01:33:30,192
[Gunfire Ends]
1354
01:33:39,438 --> 01:33:42,805
[Pierpoint On P.A.]
There it is. That's the sound of peace.
1355
01:33:44,877 --> 01:33:46,777
[Potter]
Scalpel.
1356
01:33:46,879 --> 01:33:48,847
[O.R. Chatter]
1357
01:33:53,652 --> 01:33:55,813
[Charles]
Can we have some more hemostats, please?
1358
01:33:59,658 --> 01:34:01,558
[Chattering]
1359
01:34:01,660 --> 01:34:03,560
Wonderful.
Wonderful.
1360
01:34:03,662 --> 01:34:05,562
I'm so glad.
1361
01:34:08,133 --> 01:34:10,101
## [Singing]
1362
01:34:14,440 --> 01:34:17,898
- ## [Ends]
- [Glass Clinking]
1363
01:34:18,010 --> 01:34:20,843
I'm still your C.O.
For a few more hours...
1364
01:34:20,946 --> 01:34:23,210
- so when I go like this...
- [Clinking]
1365
01:34:23,315 --> 01:34:26,580
- You go like this.
- [All Laugh]
1366
01:34:26,685 --> 01:34:29,381
Now, you wanna
take your seats, please.
1367
01:34:29,488 --> 01:34:31,388
[All Chattering]
1368
01:34:34,493 --> 01:34:39,863
Tomorrow the tents of the 4077
will be coming down...
1369
01:34:39,965 --> 01:34:41,933
for good.
1370
01:34:43,302 --> 01:34:45,827
Uh, for an awful long time...
1371
01:34:45,938 --> 01:34:49,738
we've been living together,
eating together...
1372
01:34:49,842 --> 01:34:52,675
- [Man] Sleeping together.
- [All Laugh]
1373
01:34:52,778 --> 01:34:55,269
Well, I wouldn't know.
I have a horse.
1374
01:34:55,380 --> 01:34:57,405
[All Laugh]
1375
01:34:57,516 --> 01:35:02,283
Anyway, since this is
our last evening together...
1376
01:35:02,387 --> 01:35:08,087
I've been wondering what
your lives will be like when all this is over.
1377
01:35:08,193 --> 01:35:12,653
I thought it might be a good idea
for each one of us to get up...
1378
01:35:12,764 --> 01:35:15,927
and tell everybody what
we'll be doing next.
1379
01:35:17,669 --> 01:35:20,763
- You ought to go first, Colonel. Huh?
- [Woman] Yes.
1380
01:35:22,508 --> 01:35:25,102
Well...
1381
01:35:25,210 --> 01:35:28,646
there's a woman
back in Hannibal, Missouri...
1382
01:35:28,747 --> 01:35:33,707
who's spent the better part
of 30 years...
1383
01:35:33,819 --> 01:35:37,880
waiting for me to come home from
one tour of duty or another.
1384
01:35:37,990 --> 01:35:41,551
She's had to learn to do
an awful lot on her own.
1385
01:35:41,660 --> 01:35:44,754
Now I'm going home to see
if she can show me...
1386
01:35:44,863 --> 01:35:47,024
how to do it with her.
1387
01:35:47,132 --> 01:35:53,002
So, uh, part of the time,
I'll be a semi-retired country doctor...
1388
01:35:53,105 --> 01:35:57,838
but, uh, most of the time...
1389
01:35:57,943 --> 01:36:00,639
I'll be Mrs. Potter's
Mr. Potter.
1390
01:36:00,746 --> 01:36:03,408
- [Margaret] Aw, that's nice.
- [Applause]
1391
01:36:06,685 --> 01:36:08,949
All right, who's next?
1392
01:36:09,054 --> 01:36:11,989
- Me, me.
- [All Chattering]
1393
01:36:12,090 --> 01:36:16,356
Well, I put in to be assigned
to Tripler Army Hospital in Honolulu...
1394
01:36:16,461 --> 01:36:20,295
to be with my family who l...
I really miss.
1395
01:36:20,399 --> 01:36:22,299
And I just wanna say that l...
1396
01:36:24,136 --> 01:36:26,104
I love you all.
1397
01:36:29,875 --> 01:36:33,834
- Well, um, I don't love you all.
- [All Laugh]
1398
01:36:33,946 --> 01:36:37,040
Some of you still owe me money.
Which I really need it...
1399
01:36:37,149 --> 01:36:41,711
'cause I plan to open up a business when
I get back to Louisiana.
1400
01:36:41,820 --> 01:36:44,721
Big money in this.
1401
01:36:44,823 --> 01:36:47,656
I'm gonna breed frogs
for French restaurants.
1402
01:36:50,896 --> 01:36:53,956
- Here, go buy yourself a frog.
- [Laughing Continues]
1403
01:36:57,336 --> 01:37:00,203
When I, uh, graduated
from medical school...
1404
01:37:00,305 --> 01:37:04,833
I couldn't wait for the, uh...
the action of a big city hospital.
1405
01:37:04,943 --> 01:37:08,470
But now I'm not so sure action's
all it's cracked up to be.
1406
01:37:08,580 --> 01:37:12,380
- In fact, neither is cracking up.
- [Scattered Chuckles]
1407
01:37:12,484 --> 01:37:15,351
So I think I'd like
to take it easy for a while.
1408
01:37:15,454 --> 01:37:18,890
I don't wanna just have a bunch of anonymous
patients parade through my office.
1409
01:37:18,991 --> 01:37:21,289
I'd like to maybe, uh...
1410
01:37:23,028 --> 01:37:27,055
talk with them for a few minutes
and get to know who they are.
1411
01:37:27,165 --> 01:37:31,465
So I think, for now,
I'll be very happy just, uh...
1412
01:37:31,570 --> 01:37:36,166
- getting Crabapple Cove to say ah.
- [Scattered Chuckles]
1413
01:37:36,274 --> 01:37:38,868
And I can't say that
I've loved you all either.
1414
01:37:38,977 --> 01:37:41,343
But I've loved
as many of you as I could.
1415
01:37:41,446 --> 01:37:44,040
[All Laughing]
1416
01:37:46,818 --> 01:37:50,310
I'm goin' back to Colorado.
My father-in-law's got a ranch there.
1417
01:37:50,422 --> 01:37:53,152
I wanna see if I can
get into radiology.
1418
01:37:53,258 --> 01:37:55,192
- I don't know what I'm gonna do.
- [All Laugh]
1419
01:37:55,293 --> 01:38:00,196
Well, as you know, I was all set to go back
to Mill Valley to Peg and Erin and all that...
1420
01:38:00,298 --> 01:38:03,631
but I'll tell you,
I had the best time on Guam.
1421
01:38:03,735 --> 01:38:07,671
I met this cookie at the airport bar
and she begged me to run off with her.
1422
01:38:07,773 --> 01:38:10,571
And I figured, what the hell?
You only live once, you know?
1423
01:38:14,046 --> 01:38:16,913
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding. Just kidding.
1424
01:38:20,719 --> 01:38:24,086
He's just kidding.
That's all.
1425
01:38:24,189 --> 01:38:26,282
I'm gonna do something where
people don't yell at me...
1426
01:38:26,391 --> 01:38:28,416
when I put the food down
in front of'em.
1427
01:38:28,527 --> 01:38:30,427
I'm gonna be a pig farmer.
1428
01:38:32,898 --> 01:38:36,561
What do you mean "gonna be"?
1429
01:38:36,668 --> 01:38:41,002
Well, l... I was a nurse
at the tail end of World War II.
1430
01:38:41,106 --> 01:38:43,336
And now this.
1431
01:38:43,442 --> 01:38:45,342
And...
1432
01:38:47,979 --> 01:38:50,470
you wanna know something?
1433
01:38:52,384 --> 01:38:54,284
I've had it.
1434
01:38:56,722 --> 01:39:00,920
I was anxious to get back
to being in a parish...
1435
01:39:01,026 --> 01:39:03,859
- and coaching boxing for the C.Y.O.
- [All Murmuring]
1436
01:39:03,962 --> 01:39:08,456
But lately, I've gotten kind of interested
in working with the deaf.
1437
01:39:08,567 --> 01:39:13,732
Of course, not doing parish work,
I'll miss hearing confession.
1438
01:39:13,839 --> 01:39:16,740
But after listening
to you people for so long...
1439
01:39:16,842 --> 01:39:19,936
- I think I've just about heard it all.
- [All Laugh]
1440
01:39:20,045 --> 01:39:23,139
- I'm gonna stick with the army.
- I'd really like to live in Washington.
1441
01:39:23,248 --> 01:39:25,512
I'm gonna see if I can
work at Walter Reed.
1442
01:39:25,617 --> 01:39:27,915
What about you, Winchester?
1443
01:39:31,089 --> 01:39:33,284
Well, I'm gonna be, uh...
1444
01:39:33,391 --> 01:39:36,417
head of thoracic surgery
at Boston Mercy Hospital.
1445
01:39:36,528 --> 01:39:40,464
So my life will go on
pretty much as I expected.
1446
01:39:42,534 --> 01:39:45,628
With one exception.
1447
01:39:45,737 --> 01:39:50,367
For me, music was
always a refuge...
1448
01:39:50,475 --> 01:39:53,967
from this
miserable experience.
1449
01:39:54,079 --> 01:39:58,015
And now it will
always be a reminder.
1450
01:40:00,919 --> 01:40:02,819
So I'm going to
stay in nursing...
1451
01:40:02,921 --> 01:40:05,617
but I wanna be in maternity
or pediatrics.
1452
01:40:05,724 --> 01:40:10,627
After all this, I think it would be nice to help
bring people into the world.
1453
01:40:10,729 --> 01:40:13,823
I wanna be an officer,
so I'm gonna try and get into O.C.S.
1454
01:40:13,932 --> 01:40:16,867
Then I'm gonna be the best darn
nurse Oklahoma's ever seen.
1455
01:40:16,968 --> 01:40:19,129
Well,
for the next few days...
1456
01:40:19,237 --> 01:40:23,367
I'll be helping with the consolidation
of the 8063rd.
1457
01:40:23,475 --> 01:40:25,739
And then after
a little furlough...
1458
01:40:25,844 --> 01:40:27,835
I'll be going on
to my next assignment.
1459
01:40:27,946 --> 01:40:29,937
- Tokyo, right?
- Wrong. Belgium.
1460
01:40:30,048 --> 01:40:32,710
You're both wrong.
1461
01:40:32,818 --> 01:40:35,412
I've always looked
to my father for guidance.
1462
01:40:35,520 --> 01:40:37,613
When he makes up his mind
about something...
1463
01:40:37,722 --> 01:40:40,247
he does it no matter
what anybody says.
1464
01:40:40,358 --> 01:40:42,258
And that's
what I'm gonna do.
1465
01:40:42,360 --> 01:40:44,260
What I've wanted
to do all along...
1466
01:40:44,362 --> 01:40:47,160
work in the states
in a hospital.
1467
01:40:47,265 --> 01:40:49,597
[All Murmuring]
1468
01:40:49,701 --> 01:40:52,261
There's a lot of
my father in me.
1469
01:40:52,370 --> 01:40:58,309
It's never been his way to tell
people how he feels about them.
1470
01:40:58,410 --> 01:41:01,174
So I guess that's why...
1471
01:41:01,279 --> 01:41:04,942
I never told
my nursing staff...
1472
01:41:05,050 --> 01:41:07,382
what I told other people
about you.
1473
01:41:10,021 --> 01:41:13,923
It's been an honor and a privilege
to have worked with you.
1474
01:41:15,827 --> 01:41:17,920
And I'm very, very proud...
1475
01:41:18,029 --> 01:41:19,929
to have known you.
1476
01:41:21,199 --> 01:41:23,793
[All Murmuring]
1477
01:41:29,541 --> 01:41:32,942
I planned something,
but it kind of fell through.
1478
01:41:33,044 --> 01:41:36,741
- I guess you notice Soon-Lee isn't here tonight.
- [Woman] Yeah.
1479
01:41:36,848 --> 01:41:40,545
It's because she had a lot of
things to take care of...
1480
01:41:40,652 --> 01:41:42,620
'cause we've decided
to get married.
1481
01:41:42,721 --> 01:41:46,248
[All Chattering, Cheering]
1482
01:41:48,193 --> 01:41:51,060
- Congratulations!
- I had to cut through a lot of red tape...
1483
01:41:51,162 --> 01:41:53,062
but I got permission.
1484
01:41:53,164 --> 01:41:56,827
The only problem is, she won't leave Korea
until she finds her family.
1485
01:41:56,935 --> 01:41:59,904
So... Boy, I don't believe
I'm sayin' this.
1486
01:42:00,005 --> 01:42:01,905
I'm stayin' in Korea.
1487
01:42:06,711 --> 01:42:09,441
You don't have to act crazy now.
We're all getting out.
1488
01:42:11,016 --> 01:42:13,576
Here's how I figure it.
1489
01:42:13,685 --> 01:42:16,677
If you love somebody,
you got nothin' but trouble.
1490
01:42:16,788 --> 01:42:18,779
So you either
stop lovin' em...
1491
01:42:18,890 --> 01:42:20,858
or you love 'em
a whole lot more.
1492
01:42:20,959 --> 01:42:24,292
You know,
that's very profound.
1493
01:42:24,396 --> 01:42:27,661
But the first thing I'm gonna do
is have a wedding ceremony with my family.
1494
01:42:27,766 --> 01:42:31,258
- I thought you weren't going back to Toledo.
- No, I mean with this family.
1495
01:42:31,369 --> 01:42:34,429
With you guys. We can do it tomorrow
before everybody goes.
1496
01:42:34,539 --> 01:42:37,030
[All Chattering, Cheering]
1497
01:42:37,142 --> 01:42:40,771
Colonel, would you
be our best man?
1498
01:42:40,879 --> 01:42:42,779
I'd be honored, son.
1499
01:42:45,016 --> 01:42:47,211
Here's to the happy couple.
1500
01:42:47,319 --> 01:42:50,948
May they have a long,
wonderful life...
1501
01:42:51,056 --> 01:42:53,422
filled with love and peace.
1502
01:42:53,525 --> 01:42:55,493
And so may we all.
1503
01:42:55,593 --> 01:42:58,153
- [All] Here, here.
- [Woman] Amen.
1504
01:43:07,005 --> 01:43:11,738
[Mulcahy] Because the best of marriages
are always founded on true friendship...
1505
01:43:11,843 --> 01:43:16,678
and the fact that this is only
the first of two ceremonies...
1506
01:43:16,781 --> 01:43:19,409
is a symbol, I think,
of the respect...
1507
01:43:19,517 --> 01:43:24,011
that you have for your families
and for each other.
1508
01:43:24,122 --> 01:43:29,424
I hope you will cherish and hold on
to that respect throughout your lives.
1509
01:43:29,527 --> 01:43:32,621
It will be your bond
and your freedom.
1510
01:43:33,999 --> 01:43:36,763
- Can we have the ring, please?
- Oh. Comin' right up.
1511
01:43:45,710 --> 01:43:50,409
[Mulcahy] Do you, Soon-Lee, take Maxwell
to be your lawfully wedded husband...
1512
01:43:50,515 --> 01:43:53,541
to love, honor and cherish...
1513
01:43:53,651 --> 01:43:56,211
to have and to hold
from this day forward...
1514
01:43:56,321 --> 01:43:59,188
in sickness and in health,
till death do you part?
1515
01:43:59,290 --> 01:44:01,190
I do.
1516
01:44:03,695 --> 01:44:06,255
And do you, Maxwell...
1517
01:44:06,364 --> 01:44:10,357
take Soon-Lee to be your
lawfully wedded wife...
1518
01:44:10,468 --> 01:44:12,436
to love, honor and cherish...
1519
01:44:12,537 --> 01:44:15,062
to have and to hold
from this day forward...
1520
01:44:15,173 --> 01:44:17,334
in sickness and in health...
1521
01:44:17,442 --> 01:44:19,808
till death do you part?
1522
01:44:19,911 --> 01:44:22,106
- You bet I do.
- [All Murmuring, Chuckling]
1523
01:44:23,214 --> 01:44:26,775
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
1524
01:44:30,889 --> 01:44:33,187
[All Cheering]
1525
01:44:37,796 --> 01:44:40,094
[All Chattering]
1526
01:44:44,302 --> 01:44:46,293
Max, Max,
your limo's waiting.
1527
01:44:46,404 --> 01:44:48,395
Oh, yeah, right.
Soon-Lee, our limo.
1528
01:44:48,506 --> 01:44:50,804
Thank you, everybody.
1529
01:44:50,909 --> 01:44:54,401
## [All Vocalizing Wedding Music]
1530
01:44:58,283 --> 01:45:00,751
- Good luck to all of you.
- Good luck to you.
1531
01:45:00,852 --> 01:45:03,252
Write sometime.
I'll be lookin' forward to it.
1532
01:45:03,354 --> 01:45:05,254
## [Ends]
1533
01:45:05,356 --> 01:45:07,256
Thanks for your help,
Father.
1534
01:45:07,358 --> 01:45:12,660
Francis John Patrick Mulcahy. Remember that
if you name any children after me.
1535
01:45:15,700 --> 01:45:17,895
I hope you find
your family very soon.
1536
01:45:18,002 --> 01:45:19,902
Thank you.
1537
01:45:22,307 --> 01:45:25,799
Well, good-bye, Klinger.
1538
01:45:25,910 --> 01:45:30,472
I know there have been times when I've yelled
at you and called you names.
1539
01:45:30,582 --> 01:45:33,517
It's all right, Major.
I know you didn't mean it.
1540
01:45:33,618 --> 01:45:35,882
Oh, well,
I wouldn't go that far.
1541
01:45:35,987 --> 01:45:38,615
I know you didn't mean
that either.
1542
01:45:38,723 --> 01:45:40,623
So long, Major.
1543
01:45:42,694 --> 01:45:47,097
Max, in years to come,
when I tell Erin about all this...
1544
01:45:47,198 --> 01:45:50,497
there are some things
she's just not gonna believe.
1545
01:45:50,602 --> 01:45:53,537
So, uh, would you
autograph this for me?
1546
01:45:53,638 --> 01:45:55,538
Ah, it's one
of my favorites.
1547
01:45:55,640 --> 01:45:58,575
I was always a sucker
for crinolines.
1548
01:45:58,676 --> 01:46:01,406
[Woman]
I hope I get to come to your wedding.
1549
01:46:01,513 --> 01:46:03,640
- Take it easy.
- Okay, sir.
1550
01:46:05,450 --> 01:46:08,442
Klinger, with your penchant
for scams, I have no doubt...
1551
01:46:08,553 --> 01:46:11,886
that in no time at all,
you will own this country.
1552
01:46:11,990 --> 01:46:14,049
And you can have it.
1553
01:46:14,159 --> 01:46:17,686
Thanks, Major.
If I'm ever in Beantown, I'll look you up.
1554
01:46:17,795 --> 01:46:22,425
Oh, gee. Unfortunately, uh,
I'll be out of town then.
1555
01:46:22,534 --> 01:46:24,502
Uh-huh.
1556
01:46:25,570 --> 01:46:28,300
So long, kiddo.
I'm gonna miss you.
1557
01:46:28,406 --> 01:46:31,773
Me too, Captain.
I'm sure glad you're feelin' okay now.
1558
01:46:31,876 --> 01:46:35,277
Couldn't be better.
Honk, honk!
1559
01:46:35,380 --> 01:46:37,541
- You have to have that tuned.
- [Laughs]
1560
01:46:47,692 --> 01:46:51,560
- Good-bye, sir.
- Good-bye, son.
1561
01:46:51,663 --> 01:46:53,631
Take care of yourself.
1562
01:46:59,537 --> 01:47:01,562
[Woman]
I hope she finds her family.
1563
01:47:01,673 --> 01:47:03,641
[All Chattering]
1564
01:47:09,314 --> 01:47:11,714
- [Woman] Good-bye!
- [Woman #2] I'll miss you!
1565
01:47:11,816 --> 01:47:14,785
[All Shouting Good-byes]
1566
01:47:17,255 --> 01:47:20,622
- Come on! Throw the bouquet!
- Throw the bouquet!
1567
01:47:28,766 --> 01:47:32,065
- [Man] Bye!
- Oh, look at that.
1568
01:47:37,609 --> 01:47:41,170
All aboard for the 8063rd!
1569
01:47:41,279 --> 01:47:43,247
[All Chattering]
1570
01:47:46,818 --> 01:47:51,084
Wait a minute.
I'm taking my hometown home. Come on.
1571
01:47:53,057 --> 01:47:55,582
I got it!
Honolulu!
1572
01:47:55,693 --> 01:47:57,991
[Man]
Let me have Coney Island!
1573
01:48:03,201 --> 01:48:05,260
[Engine Starts]
1574
01:48:05,370 --> 01:48:07,338
[All Chattering,
Shouting Good-byes]
1575
01:48:09,007 --> 01:48:10,975
Bye! Bye-bye!
1576
01:48:14,412 --> 01:48:17,904
Father, I saved you a spot next to
the ambulance driver. It's pullin' out.
1577
01:48:18,016 --> 01:48:22,578
And I got a jeep right over here
for Major Houlihan and Major Winchester.
1578
01:48:22,687 --> 01:48:24,587
You know, Father...
1579
01:48:24,689 --> 01:48:28,386
the first time I met you, I thought,
"Here's this nice decent guy.
1580
01:48:28,493 --> 01:48:30,620
"Kind of sweet and gentle,
you know?
1581
01:48:30,728 --> 01:48:33,697
How's he ever gonna last
out here?"
1582
01:48:33,798 --> 01:48:37,791
I gotta tell you, you're just
about the toughest bird I know.
1583
01:48:37,902 --> 01:48:41,963
Well, I'm certainly a lot luckier than some
of the people we've seen come through here.
1584
01:48:42,073 --> 01:48:45,975
- Father, I'll see you at the 8063rd.
- Uh, what?
1585
01:48:46,077 --> 01:48:47,977
Well, good-bye, Father.
1586
01:48:48,079 --> 01:48:52,914
I must say, you have made
this hellhole a trifle less unbearable.
1587
01:48:53,017 --> 01:48:54,917
It certainly is.
1588
01:48:55,019 --> 01:48:58,750
What?
What?
1589
01:49:00,525 --> 01:49:02,755
So long, Francis.
1590
01:49:02,860 --> 01:49:05,124
You've been a godsend.
1591
01:49:05,229 --> 01:49:07,993
Well, look on
the bright side.
1592
01:49:08,099 --> 01:49:10,795
When they tell us we have to
do time in purgatory...
1593
01:49:10,902 --> 01:49:13,336
we can all say,
"No, thanks.
1594
01:49:13,438 --> 01:49:16,168
I've done mine."
1595
01:49:16,274 --> 01:49:18,242
Sherman.
1596
01:49:19,610 --> 01:49:22,078
Father, I may never see you
again, and before you go...
1597
01:49:22,180 --> 01:49:25,115
there's something I've been
meaning to tell you for a long time.
1598
01:49:25,216 --> 01:49:27,912
- Your shirt's on backwards.
- Uh.
1599
01:49:28,019 --> 01:49:31,455
- [Mouths Laughter]
- [Laughs]
1600
01:49:34,459 --> 01:49:36,427
[Engine Starts]
1601
01:49:37,829 --> 01:49:41,265
Good-bye, everybody.
I'll pray for you.
1602
01:49:52,176 --> 01:49:55,942
- Okay, Major, pile on.
- As what? A hood ornament?
1603
01:49:57,048 --> 01:49:58,982
I'm sorry, Major.
1604
01:49:59,083 --> 01:50:02,541
The rest of this stuff can go on the truck.
I'll catch up with it.
1605
01:50:02,653 --> 01:50:05,554
No, Margaret. Margaret,
you stay with your belongings.
1606
01:50:05,656 --> 01:50:08,557
If you leave them with the army,
you'll never see them again.
1607
01:50:08,659 --> 01:50:10,627
You go ahead.
Go in the jeep.
1608
01:50:10,728 --> 01:50:14,391
I'm sure Sergeant Rizzo
will find me another mode.
1609
01:50:14,499 --> 01:50:19,459
Well, I'll go take a look, but we ain't got
too many modes left, Major.
1610
01:50:19,570 --> 01:50:24,007
Hmm. Actually, uh, Margaret,
I'm taking too many things myself.
1611
01:50:24,108 --> 01:50:28,044
I wonder if you would tuck
one more item in with you.
1612
01:50:39,123 --> 01:50:41,023
Thank you, Charles.
1613
01:50:41,125 --> 01:50:43,093
Thank you, Margaret.
1614
01:50:45,129 --> 01:50:49,293
Hold on to that arm, Charles.
We want to kiss it too.
1615
01:50:49,400 --> 01:50:51,994
You take the arm.
I got dibs on what's left.
1616
01:50:55,673 --> 01:50:59,666
- So long, Margaret.
- I hope someday I find someone like you.
1617
01:50:59,777 --> 01:51:02,769
I hope so too.
You deserve the best.
1618
01:51:02,880 --> 01:51:04,814
[Laughing]
1619
01:51:10,121 --> 01:51:12,021
Good-bye, Margaret.
1620
01:51:12,123 --> 01:51:14,557
I know you've got
your career in order...
1621
01:51:14,659 --> 01:51:16,854
but don't forget to have
a happy life too.
1622
01:51:18,529 --> 01:51:20,827
You're a dear, sweet man.
1623
01:51:20,932 --> 01:51:22,957
I'll never forget you.
1624
01:51:40,117 --> 01:51:42,085
So, uh, listen...
1625
01:51:43,187 --> 01:51:45,155
Yeah.
1626
01:52:27,632 --> 01:52:30,260
- Well, so long.
- See you.
1627
01:52:30,368 --> 01:52:32,336
[Engine Starts]
1628
01:52:45,816 --> 01:52:47,716
[Man]
Timber!
1629
01:52:50,755 --> 01:52:53,622
How I wish I could
have swung the ax.
1630
01:52:53,724 --> 01:52:56,249
Just think of all the rats
who are homeless now.
1631
01:52:56,360 --> 01:52:58,624
Oh, don't worry. You'll find somewhere to go.
[Chuckles]
1632
01:52:58,729 --> 01:53:01,061
Excuse me, Major.
I got some transportation for you...
1633
01:53:01,165 --> 01:53:03,065
but it ain't
exactly a sedan.
1634
01:53:03,167 --> 01:53:07,001
- As long as it's got wheels.
- Oh, what a sport.
1635
01:53:08,272 --> 01:53:10,331
So long, Major.
1636
01:53:10,441 --> 01:53:14,138
You can be proud of the work you've done here.
You're a fine surgeon.
1637
01:53:14,245 --> 01:53:16,770
Well, thank you, sir.
As are you.
1638
01:53:16,881 --> 01:53:20,544
Shortly, I will be in a position of authority
over other surgeons...
1639
01:53:20,651 --> 01:53:24,143
and I hope I will be guided
by the memory of your wisdom...
1640
01:53:24,255 --> 01:53:26,155
and your gentle good humor.
1641
01:53:26,257 --> 01:53:29,351
Well, that's very
kind of you, Charles.
1642
01:53:31,529 --> 01:53:34,157
I'm sure you've got an even
bigger compliment for me, Charles...
1643
01:53:34,265 --> 01:53:37,530
- but let's not get gooey.
- I want to thank you both.
1644
01:53:37,635 --> 01:53:41,662
You have made me realize what
going home is all about.
1645
01:53:41,772 --> 01:53:45,765
Major, I hope you don't mind
ridin'in a garbage truck...
1646
01:53:45,876 --> 01:53:48,106
but it's the last
vehicle I got.
1647
01:53:48,212 --> 01:53:52,672
Not at all. What better way to
leave a garbage dump?
1648
01:53:52,783 --> 01:53:55,752
Don't slip. There's gunk on
these runnin' boards.
1649
01:53:59,690 --> 01:54:01,658
Gentlemen.
1650
01:54:12,470 --> 01:54:14,665
So, how are you gettin'
out of here, Colonel?
1651
01:54:14,772 --> 01:54:18,503
Oh, I've got my transportation
over yonder.
1652
01:54:18,609 --> 01:54:21,703
There's a jeep meeting me
at the orphanage.
1653
01:54:21,812 --> 01:54:24,474
I'll take one last
ride on Sophie.
1654
01:54:24,582 --> 01:54:29,019
Then, at the padre's request,
I'm givin' her to the orphans.
1655
01:54:29,120 --> 01:54:33,079
They can use her for farming
and maybe take her for a ride now and then.
1656
01:54:33,190 --> 01:54:35,249
She's real good with kids.
1657
01:54:40,865 --> 01:54:45,734
Well, boys, it would be hard to call
what we've been through fun...
1658
01:54:45,836 --> 01:54:49,294
but I'm sure glad we went
through it together.
1659
01:54:49,407 --> 01:54:54,435
You boys always managed to give me a good
laugh right when I needed it most.
1660
01:54:54,545 --> 01:54:58,811
Never forget the time you dropped
Winchester's drawers in the O.R.
1661
01:54:58,916 --> 01:55:02,374
Of course I had to pretend
I was mad at you, but...
1662
01:55:02,486 --> 01:55:07,082
inside I was laughin'
to beat all hell.
1663
01:55:08,292 --> 01:55:10,260
Yeah, I'm laughing
just thinking about it.
1664
01:55:10,361 --> 01:55:12,522
I love a good laugh
like this.
1665
01:55:12,630 --> 01:55:14,791
I better get out of here.
1666
01:55:17,868 --> 01:55:19,768
Colonel, before you go...
1667
01:55:19,870 --> 01:55:23,169
We've been thinking about it, and there's
a little something we'd like to give you.
1668
01:55:23,274 --> 01:55:25,606
It's not much,
but it comes from the heart.
1669
01:55:48,165 --> 01:55:50,065
[Helicopter Engine Starts]
1670
01:55:54,338 --> 01:55:57,205
- Sounds like my cab is here.
- Yeah.
1671
01:56:00,177 --> 01:56:03,544
- So...
- [Clears Throat]
1672
01:56:03,647 --> 01:56:05,877
Come on.
I'll give you a ride up there.
1673
01:56:53,964 --> 01:56:58,867
Look, I know how tough it is
for you to say good-bye, so I'll say it.
1674
01:56:58,969 --> 01:57:01,403
Maybe you're right.
Maybe we will see each other again.
1675
01:57:01,505 --> 01:57:03,473
But just in case we don't...
1676
01:57:04,742 --> 01:57:07,370
I want you to know how much
you've meant to me.
1677
01:57:11,248 --> 01:57:14,649
I'll never be able
to shake you.
1678
01:57:14,752 --> 01:57:19,121
Whenever I see a big pair of feet
or a cheesy mustache, I'll think of you.
1679
01:57:19,223 --> 01:57:22,488
Whenever I smell month-old socks,
I'll think of you.
1680
01:57:22,593 --> 01:57:26,051
And the next time somebody
nails my shoe to the floor.
1681
01:57:26,163 --> 01:57:30,156
And when somebody gives me
a martini that tastes like lighter fluid.
1682
01:57:33,737 --> 01:57:35,830
I'll miss you.
1683
01:57:35,940 --> 01:57:38,101
I'll miss you... a lot.
1684
01:57:40,110 --> 01:57:43,841
I can't imagine what this place would have
been like if I hadn't found you here.
1685
01:58:13,344 --> 01:58:16,780
I'll see you back in the states.
I promise.
1686
01:58:16,881 --> 01:58:19,372
But, just in case,
I left you a note.
1687
01:58:19,483 --> 01:58:21,110
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