4'34 Composed

by John Cage
A remix of 4'33 by John Cage Arranged by ArtsyMeme
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Swing  = 1000000

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Pretend to actually play
an actual piece Act 1

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Piano

 44      

 
Flute

  44

     
     
 4  
B♭ Clarinet

4    
  
       
 4 
Bass Clarinet

 4    


Alto Saxophone

 4 
 4            

Tenor Saxophone

 4    
 4

B♭ Trumpet

 4    
 4

Horn in F

44    


Electric Guitar

Snare Drum  44    

44    

Whenever there is an A, Sniffle
Whenever there is a C, Cough

Soprano

44    

Whenever there is a D, Shh someone next to you.
Whenever there is a B, murmur about something to a neighbor.
Alto

44    
Tenor 

Bass
 44    

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
      
   
Put down your instruments solemly
5 but the piano will fake the audience out
 =80
Pno.

   


Fl.

   


B♭ Cl.

   


B. Cl.

    


A. Sax.

   


T. Sax.

B♭ Tpt.     

    
F Hn. 

El. Guit.     

S.D.     

     
S. 

A.       

T.       

B.
      

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 FREEZE EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS *Don't actually just pretend to, don't smile.*

   

 =54
9

Pno.

   


Fl.

   


B♭ Cl.

   


B. Cl.

    


A. Sax.

   


T. Sax.

B♭ Tpt.     

    
F Hn. 

El. Guit.     

S.D.     

     
S. 

     

A.

      


T.

B.
     

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 Never play ever again.

   
No need for musical entertainment.

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13 Stop smiling, Joe.

Pno.

   


Fl.

   


B♭ Cl.

   


B. Cl.

    


A. Sax.

   


T. Sax.

B♭ Tpt.     

    
F Hn. 

El. Guit.     

S.D.     

   
S. 

     

A.

     

T.

      
B. 
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Prepare as though you were

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about to play a ton of notes.
17 PS to Piano: All of those notes were meant to be flat or sharp.

Pno.

   


Fl.

   


B♭ Cl.

   


B. Cl.

    


A. Sax.

   


T. Sax.

B♭ Tpt.     

    
F Hn. 

El. Guit.     

S.D.     

   
    
Yawn. Just... do it

S.

A.     

T.     

B.
    

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
21

Pno.

    



Fl.

  
  


B♭ Cl.

  
    


B. Cl.

      


A. Sax.

    
 

T. Sax.

     

B♭ Tpt.

   
  

F Hn.

El. Guit.     

S.D.     

    
S.  

     
A.


      
T.


B.
       

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
25 I was kidding, Piano. Reminder to do Jazz hands as you leave the stage.

Pno.

   


Fl.

   


B♭ Cl.

   


B. Cl.

    


A. Sax.

   


T. Sax.

B♭ Tpt.     

    
F Hn. 

El. Guit.     

S.D.     

   
S. 

A.     

T.     

B.
    

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 
   

BE EXTREMELY LOUD AND

 
SURPRISING HURRY
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

Pno.

    

  
Fl.

  
  

 
B♭ Cl.

  
  

 
B. Cl.

     

 
A. Sax.

    
 
 
T. Sax.

     


B♭ Tpt.

   
  

F Hn.

      
El. Guit. 

S.D.     

   
S. 

A.     

T.     

B.
    