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Survival Guide
By: Gaia Staff | July 2nd, 2018
“Do you have the patience to wait till your mud settles and the
water is clear?” ~ Lao Tzu
Astrology can be cryptic and subject to interpretation. That said, there are
some celestial conventions you can take to the bank whether you believe or
not. Many a skeptic has been swayed by the effects of Mercury Rx, coming to
respect the tiny planet’s power to delay and render well-laid plans null and
void. 2018 is a veritable minefield of retrogrades, with five planets in
apparent backward motion by August and more coming in the Fall.
What is a Retrograde?
A retrograde is a powerful illusion from our Earthly perspective. The best way
to explain it is with a metaphor.
If you’ve ever ridden in a car travelling faster than a train running parallel to
the road, you may have noticed that when the car overtakes and passes the
train, the train appears to be travelling backwards, with the key word being
‘appears.’
The mind knows that the train isn’t travelling backwards, but the eye
perceives it as such. So it is with retrograde planets — if the Earth overtakes
and passes another planet in its own orbit, from our geospatial perspective,
the other planet appears to be travelling backwards, even though it is still in
its true forward motion. Planets do not literally stop and reverse course, but
they can appear to.
“The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.” The White Rabbit, “Alice in
Wonderland”
Mercury retrograde can lead to a deep sense of gratitude and relief when it’s
over. When the things we take for granted, like mail, phones, and cars, work
smoothly again, it’s gratifying. Three-plus weeks of lost keys, pens and
glasses, incorrect instructions, misunderstandings, cancellations and
schedule changes, late and cancelled flights, technology malfunctions, MIA
snail mail, do-overs, and false starts begin to wear thin. Your calculator app
becomes a pathological liar, and your contact list turns into tossed salad.
Because the Roman god Mercury rules every form of communication, written
and spoken, as well as commerce, business, contracts, and technology, those
things take the brunt of the backward “illusion.” Tempers grow short and
blame is hard to assign, as the trail of breadcrumbs leads nowhere. Try to
remember, when dealing with colleagues, friends, and family; this is not
about incompetence or intentional sabotage, it’s about Mercury on vacay.
Ignore the impulse to place blame.
Things that have been waiting to break, expire, or go wrong, like mechanical
stuff, timing belts and chains, slow tire leaks, library cards, etc. tend to fail
when you need them most. You may observe mute screams of frustration
(closed windows) during traffic jams. Don’t stare; they don’t need the
provocation.
Things will get back on the rails after Mercury goes direct, but it may take a
couple of days. Wait three days, then heave a sigh of relief.
Sign contracts.
Buy expensive new modes of transportation. No new cars.
Make long term plans.
Book airline tickets, unless travel was planned before the retrograde
season.
Purchase computers, printers, the newest iPhone, etc. — technology.
Forget to proof read every communication, email, text, etc. prior to
hitting send. In fact, wait an hour and re-read to be on the safe side.
Make promises.
Mercury Rx DO List
Review
Reaffirm
Reconsider
Reality check
Rearview mirror — cast a glance.
Reassign
Reboot
Rebound
Revoke
Recover
Reciprocate
Reconnect
Reconnaissance
Reply
Recycle
Reinforce
Reflect
Rest
You get the idea. Step back, pause, and review. REsist the impulse to acquire
expensive new technology or cars. Take care of yourself, and proofread
everything. Kick back, RElax, and let the world turn inside out for a few
weeks. That goes double for Virgos and Geminis who are ruled by Mercury.
Deep Astrology
During Mars Rx, the overarching theme is “he who initiates, loses.” Every
couple of years (two years, two months to be exact), Mars, named for the
Roman god of war, appears to stop for a minute, then shift into reverse for
four weeks. The wise — the Steve Jobs, the Warren Buffets, the Oprah
Winfreys and Elon Musks — know Mars is making a move many fiscal
quarters in advance. These guys and gals pay big quan to get the downlow
from the best astrologers in the world. But you don’t have to. Just consult
your Gaia Retrograde Planet Survival Guide.
Mars rules war, violence, heat, combustion and explosions, as well as metals;
iron in particular. Mars’ quality is “forward” like an arrow flying toward the
target; he loathes being retrograde. He hates retreat. If he’s unhappy, he can
take it out on Earth. Maybe Venus as well; who knows? Scorpio and Aries
people, take it extra easy. You could probably use the rest.
Fight and argue. Don’t take the bait. And if you do, snap outta it and exit
as fast as you can. This includes wars. During Mars Rx, the aggressor
loses.
Don’t invade other countries. Mars was retrograde when the U.S. entered
the Vietnam war.
File lawsuits. The odds for winning are much reduced, to put it mildly.
Don’t file for divorce either.
Initiate new campaigns of any kind. No aggressive “bold” moves.
Have elective medical procedures — Mars rules surgery and surgeons,
and sharp edges like knives, scissors and scalpels. Any one of those
things could be having a bad day during Mars Rx.
Don’t try out new barbers and hairstylists. Scissors.
Hang around dark alleys in sketchy parts of town.
The stars say that entering new relationships, professional or otherwise,
with men you’ve met during the Rx, should be avoided. Likely there are
thousands of happy couples that met during Mars Rx, but a small bit of
extra wariness could be in order.
Resume relationships with exes or former friends. They can appear out
of nowhere. And you’ll remember why you ditched them in the first
place.
Adopt male pets. They’ll eat your couch.
Worry about your libido. It’ll be ok. ‘Nuff said.
Commission ironwork. Don’t get the horses shod.
Indulge in excessive schadenfreude when somebody who’s got it coming
gets it.
Mars Retrograde Do List
“Photo beauty gets attention Then her eye paint’s running down She’s got a
rose in her teeth And a lampshade crown.”
The Japanese have cautionary legends about “fox magic.” In essence, one is
invited to join the elegant fox spirits for revelry and delight — captivated by
their grace and beauty, one enters their world, losing all sense of time and
place. But temporal world returns; waking up from the dream of fox magic,
one finds oneself mired in filth, like a badly neglected animal cage, reeking of
excrement and humiliation. Welcome to Venus Rx.
Venus, like her Hindu counterpart Lakshmi, rules love, beauty, relationships,
partnerships, expensive non-essentials (think precious gems and jewelry),
pleasure, and cash. We generally think of her as benevolent, but when she
retrogrades every 18 months, she might show her bitchier side — diminished
cash flow, relationship betrayals, hedonism sans values, and perhaps some
over-indulgence.
Lovers from the past may appear. Romance may beckon like it will never
come again. Investment “opportunities” may claim to be “once-in-a-lifetime.”
In the blink of an eye, bank accounts turn upside down. Requested raises are
denied. Friends may move to frenemy status. And that makeover didn’t do
you any favors. So heed well the Venus Rx dos and don’t list below.
Venus Rx Do List
Saturn rules ravens, crows, bears, and things that live underground.
Strangely, Saturn doesn’t mind going backwards for a while. Since Saturn is
the lord of karma and time, the Rx is a period of ravens, Saturn’s favorite
birds, coming home to roost — lessons to be completed. As the lord of time,
Saturn doesn’t care how many days, months, or years it takes; he plays a long
game, and he never forgets, so there’s no getting around unfinished karmic
business.
The places where you’ve shirked responsibility and discipline are Saturn’s
tactical areas of operation. He’s wants to help you step up and be accountable.
Harsh? Sometimes. Valuable life skills? Absolutely. If you’ve got your work
ethic straight, and have been practicing the golden rule, Saturn may reward
you.
The third biggest planet, Neptune is a gas giant with no discernable surface
below its swirling outer mists. Named for the Roman god of the sea, Neptune
rules water, things that live in water, mood-altering substances, “bhakti,” or
devotional styles of spirituality; sacrifice, and inspiration. Neptune also rules
dreams, illusion, tropical vacations, and rum drinks like mai tais. He wants
us to be compassionate, but he can turn sleazy; his rulership includes con
artists, confusion, subterfuge, smoke and mirrors, addiction, escape, and
guilt. Neptune rules the places in us that are so painful we’re driven to seek
oblivion. He also has a hand in large scale religious or cultural persecution
and victimization.
The lord of the sea in reverse is not as personal as other planetary
retrogrades. Neptune Rx impacts geopolitics, cultures, and societies.
Mainstream news may expose sleazy activities, cover-ups, and the man
behind the curtain running the smoke machine during Neptune Rx. There
can be public false accusations and misuse of power.
Pluto is tiny, cold, and very far away. Its discovery in 1930 ushered us into the
atomic age, and nothing has been the same since. Pluto was discovered by
Clyde Tombaugh, but named for Percival Lowell (initials PL = Pluto), who
searched for the planet for 15 years, convinced of its existence. Pluto is also
named for the Roman god of the underworld.
Pluto’s dark side is obsession, jealousy and subversion. His illuminated side is
transformation to higher levels and dimensions, and power subjugated and
rededicated to the service of all. He is the ruler of things like “black ops,” but
is also the powerful spotlight that throws hidden secrets into stark relief.
For those interested in doing some heavy spiritual and psychological lifting,
Pluto Rx is a good time to confront the shadow.
We all have one. We all like to pretend that we don’t. But the shadow is a
universal archetype, and when we don’t flush it out it tends to run things,
causing shame and self-loathing. There’s an old saying: “If you let the devil
ride, he’s gonna want to drive.”
The sneaky shadow can drive us to do things that are at cross-purposes with
our better instincts and basic goodness. It can show up as procrastination,
indifference, arrogance, or destructive impulses.
When we confront the shadow and bravely look it in the eye, it withers away
like Jack Nicholson at the end of “The Witches of Eastwick.” That’s the way it
is with demons, personal and otherwise. They shun the light.
It’s not hard to find; just think about the things you’re ashamed of and want
to hide from others. Again, we all have them. Do not succumb to the vanity
that you are uniquely worse than others, or that your shame is more
profound. It’s not. By simply grabbing on and confronting the feelings, and
staying with the experience, the shadow begins to fall apart. If you can hang
in with with the unpleasant feelings in your body, they’ll start to change.
Hang in long enough and they’ll evaporate.
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