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Santa Clara County Bar Association host an annual holiday party where judge and lawyers eat, drink and sing holiday songs designed to mock self-represented parties in divorce cases. Here is the song list from December 2017, when the public had been " warned" and the lawyers were supposedly acting on their best behavior.
Santa Clara County Bar Association host an annual holiday party where judge and lawyers eat, drink and sing holiday songs designed to mock self-represented parties in divorce cases. Here is the song list from December 2017, when the public had been " warned" and the lawyers were supposedly acting on their best behavior.
Santa Clara County Bar Association host an annual holiday party where judge and lawyers eat, drink and sing holiday songs designed to mock self-represented parties in divorce cases. Here is the song list from December 2017, when the public had been " warned" and the lawyers were supposedly acting on their best behavior.
A ere YOU: WILL BE MISSED . ao a
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(Gung to Melody of “Deck the Hall”)
; Fare thee well Judge Pennypacker. ~~ Sol Noealists,
Falalalalalalalala gig aid
Phil has:never been a'slacker |’ : :
Falalalalalalalala’ - Brenda “Sparkle” Farrell Thomas
“Now he travels to the North Bay > Cecelia “Mistletoe” Sobelesid
‘Falala lalala-alalalala '
He'll do it the South Bay way
Falalalalalalalala
‘Judge Arroyo will take over
> Falalalalalalalala
p folks to stay sober
fila lala la lala la
|» Phil and Jean go off together '
Falala‘lalala lalalalala :
Filled With Fa mi-ly Law Pleasure
Falalalalaiala lala,
Fernando “Santa Ho Ho" Letama
We y 4 Guitar and Vocal Performed By:
. ‘Sally “Snowflake” CooperriderDEFAULT HEARING SONG
(Sung to the Melody of “Blue Christmas”)
There'll be a de-fault hearing
without you
Til spend my time
just talking about you
Tl declaim sordid tales
that will tilt all the scales
But it’s not the same, dear, Ly
when you're not there to hear.
And when my blue
teardroy
ps
start fallis
Fariba = Q@
Please quit your bawling
She may scold me a bit,
but she'll now you're a twit
And Ill win my default hearing
‘She may scold mea bit, but she'll know you' ‘re a twit
‘And I'll win my default hearing
Rely
PDDs* ROCK
(Sung to the Melody of “Jingle Bell Rocks”)
PDDs, PDDs, PDDs rock
‘We know what she makes, we know he's got.
In the olden days, it wasn't so clear.
Ican tell you if you want to hear.
Yes, BJ tell me, tell me how did it seem
Back when you started out, what was the scene?
‘There were no forms with records you had to disclose
To get the records you'd subpoena those.
‘There was no email or even voicemail
To tell the client what was what
‘There was no fam'ly court or even a fam‘ly code
We were part of civil, and they'd look down their nose.
There was no support schedule, make it up as you go
‘What the judge would say you didn’t know
Roll the dice or ask the Ouija board
That was the old way, now the PDDs rock.
‘There was no support schedule, make it up as you go
‘What the judge would say you didn’t know
Roll the dice or ask the Ouija board
‘That was the old way, now there’s a better way
And the PDDs rock.
‘Preliminary Declarations of Disclosure‘The Shark Song
(Sung to the Melody of “The Grinch")
‘You're a mean one, MR. SHARK
‘You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a Cactus, You always try to steal,
‘MR. SHARK
(SPOKEN) You're an unmatched plaid suit,
‘With a greasy spotted tie,
You're a migraine, MI. SHARK.
‘Youre heart's an empty holel
Your brain ia ful of schemes,
You have larceny in your soul, MR. SHARK,
(SPOKEN) I woulda’ trust you with my ease
ifyou were the last lawyer in the world
You're a vile one, MR. SHARK.
You've holes in your legal briefs,
Youve all the faulty arguments of a dirty rotten thie,
MR. SHARK.
(SPOKEN) Given the choice between the two of you,
would tae the dirty rotten thie
You've a foul one, MR. SHARK.
‘Appearing against you is a pain.
"Your arguments are juni,
‘Your soul is ful of gunic,
MR. SHARIC.
(SPOKEN) The three words that best describe you, and I quote:
Stink, Stank, Stank,
You're a rotten lawyer, MR. SHARK.
‘You're the King of bad advice!
Your brief confuse arguments
With many legal faws,
MR. SHARK.
(NEXT 3 LINES SPOKEN) Your office is an appalling dump heap
‘Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of losing cases and inane arguments,
‘Mangled up with impossible knots.
‘You nauseate me, MR. SHARK.
‘With an overwhelming stenchl
‘You ARE a crooked lawyer,
How DARE you approach the bench, MR. SHARIC
(SPOKEN) You're a four-fusher attorney, with no ethics; and,
‘A disgrace to the profession,
(ALU) MR. SHARK.
WALKING IN A DISSOMASTER LAND
(Sung To “Walking In A Winter Wonderland”)
Lawyers whine, can you hear them?
Judges cringe, can you blame them?
Sharon Roper's so right
‘The program’s a fright,
Walking in a DissoMaster Land
Every day, Pro Pers protest
Tcan't pay, half is my best.
Commissioner sees
The truth often flees
Stumbling through a DissoMaster Land.
DCSS is smaller at the new court
Than they were back there at Notre Dame.
Should I let the Murphy know what she has?
Or should I et it go and take a pass?
Have a care for Commissioners
File paystubs as they wish us
Your client signs on.
My client moves on
Steering clear of DissoMaster Land
Parking’s scarce at the new court
‘Towing cars is a new sport.
It’s a beautiful sight
4 To be leaving tonight
Walking out of DissoMaster Land
(SLOWLY) Walking out of DissoMaster Land
ingldBOD
2D ALL THE WAY
Letter From The Commission On Judicial Performance Related To Complaints: Judge Lucas, Judge James Towery, Judge Mary Ann Grilli, Judge Mark Pierce, Judge Mary Arand, Judge Drew Takachi