THE INSIDE
WAVE
V ol. 1 N o. 2
INSIDE:
• B ru c e Lee & me...
Information is the best self-
defense for the less than
famous but more than
able ........................Page 3
• W h a t is the status of
UCSB women?....... Page 3
• C .S .O . - watching your
behind....................Page 2
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TOCH • Leg* Council - a look at
the people working for you
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• Q uickies: Fast news
about Touchstone Registra­
tion, F.A.C.E.S., Call- line,
Long-range development
lU'il
plan................ ......Page 2
• C lu bs are for everyone
from chicks with sticks to
fencing, surfing, and cy­
cling. P a r t i .......... Page 4
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coming back...
Jan. 10th, 1990
UCen/RECen project:
Students to Decide Fate
The A.S. Communication» Board
encourages you to consider this student-
proposed issue and to be sure to vote.
by M ike Law rence
In the past three years, there have been
two attempts to Initiate what is called the
UCen/RECen Proposal. Its supporters are very
firm in the belief that UCSB desperately needs
more space in the UCen and a new Recreational
Sports Complex. So, come Feb. 21 and 22, it will
once again be put to a vote.
This year's project includes both the
UCen expansion plan, and the new sports
complex. The main additions in the expansion
are: a new double-sized Multicultural Center, a
much larger area for Associated Students and all
o f its committees, a new site for the UCSB
bookstore, and a larger dining section.
Although the bookstore and the dining facility
would pay for their own expansion, the proposed
recreational center would vastly improve the
current facilities, and could be finished within
four years. The major components o f this
complex would provide for a larger gymnasium,
new Indoor racquetball and squash courts, a
much larger weight room, and two pools; one
measuring 75ft. x 75ft and the other 75ft. x 200ft.
Also included with the complex are eleven,
eighty-foot light poles to be placed around Rob
Gym Field.
UCen/RECen O ptions
$45
$40
$35
$30 . usage problems that are now being experienced.
$25
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■ cannot survive competitively much longer if we
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♦OPTION 1 ♦OPTION 2
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The main force behind this year's
proposal, A.S. President Mike Stowers, said that
3,600 signatures were needed by Nov. 1 in order
to bring the proposal to a vote. Leg. Council then
held a special election on Nov. 8. in which the
proposal passed successfully. It is now up to the
students to decide. There will be two choices on
the ballot: 'Yes" and "No." Within the ’Yes" vote,
the students will be asked to choose between
two different funding structures (see
UCen/RECen Options graph). In either plan, the
first year would be spent reviewing the
environmental impact o f any and all o f the
project's components. Option #1 is a more
graduated scale, with the fee increases
coinciding with each advancement in the
project, culminating to a $37 increase per
student per quarter. Option #2, however, allows
for the whole project to be completed, and in use
before the fee increase comes into effect. This
plan would create a $45 increase per student per
quarter. Either plan Would be completed by Fall,
1995, and be paid for by 2021.
"Over the last few years o f its
development, the project has been undergoing a
fine tuning," said Stowers concerning its
previous defeats. He was quick to point out,
however, that the initial defeat was only o ff by
300 votes. He also stated that the majority o f the
opposing votes in each election were to only part
o f the proposal, and not to the advancement as a
whole. Since then, each subsequent attempt has
merely been trying to mold more closely to the
students' wishes.
ASUCSB
The opponents o f the projects tend to
concern themselves with the increase in reg. fees
and the impact on our already drought­
conscious community. Rep-at-Large, Jeretyn
Johnson, was one o f the three opposing votes to
the Leg. Council's endorsement o f the proposal,
Wednesday, Nov. 8. Johnson was troubled by the
environmental impact such constructions would
have.
"The weight room is
overcrowded and
inadequate for its needs."
M ichael Skolfield, Student Supervisor
UCSB Weight Room
One o f the major reasons that the UCen
expansion has always been included in the
project proposals is that the 23 year old complex
sees about eight to ten thousand students a day,
on an average day, and over 15,000 students a
day dining the first week o f every quarter.
Student groups have very little space to work,
and have been growing every year. This type o f
advancement isn't the first o f its kind, either.
Previously, the Nexus and all o f the student
publications were located on the third floor o f
the building among A.S. and all the student-run
committees and groups. This situation was
remedied when the Thomas M. Storke
Communications Building was built and all o f
the publications were moved. There is also the
recent eastern addition to the UCen to consider,
which alleviated much o f the traffic and space
Regarding the necessity o f the
recreation complex, it is apparent to almost all
students using Rob Gym or Field that something
continue to use Old Gym's facilities," said
Gaucho swim team
member Joe Thomas. UCSB weight room
Student Supervisor Michael Skolfield
commented, "the weight room is overcrowded
and inadequate for its needs." One user stated,
"My high school had only 800 students and we
had a weight room o f the same size with better
equipment." If Chancellor Uehling's slow growth
plan succeeds, the campus population will only
increase, and all these problems will worsen in
the future unless the new facilities are built.
This is a major reason for the project's publicity,
and urgency, noted its proponents.
COMPLETION DATES
FA LL OF YEAR ADVANCEM ENT
1 (1991) Environm ental im pact report
2 (1992) Lights in Field
3 (1993) Aquatics
4 (1994) HECen
5-31 (1995-2021) All Facilities
Many flyers will be out, and many
articles will be run, informing the student
populace o f the choices and the implications o f
each, but on Feb. 21 and 22, it shall be known
how the project stands this year. After three
years o f trial and error on the University scale,
the proponents o f this year's project proposal
believe that the time has finally come to get the
necessary expansion started to accommodate
our growing campus.
2A Monday, November 20,1989

LEG. COUNCIL REPORT

QUICKIES
News Briefs Students Working for Students
Putting the Teacher Evaluations to use
The Academic Affairs Board (A A B .), an
A.S. funded board whose purpose is to help relations. She is also working on implemented into the academic
students find and define their educational goals,
Special Report by
Craig Fok preventing the dismantling o f program at UCSB. For example,
and increase students, faculty communication. the Program o f Intensive one may have a major in
On Nov. 8, the Leg, Council voted to fund the Representative-at-Large English, English as a Second Economics and a minor in
A A B .’s major project entitled Faculty and Course Language and English2B Japanese. This could be
Evaluation Survey (FA.C.E.S.). which w ill com­ What is the Associated programs. Can you imagine advantageous if one plans to go
pile descriptions for General Education require­ Students Legislative Council? It commuting to Santa Barbara into international marketing. I
ments Including comments by professors on is the student government o f city college to take your am also working with the
UCSB. The Legislative Council English2B class? president o f the Korean Student
course content and their teaching philosophies.
is composed o f 5 Association to get Korean
Student ratings and student written responses , Representatives at Large, 11 Off- History and Language courses
from the end-of-the-quarter evaluations w ill also Campus Reps, 3 On-Campus in conjunction with the Asian
After the devastating
be included. The first annual F.AC.E.S. catalog Reps, and 1 Santa Ynez Rep. The Studies Department. Another
catastrophes o f the October 17
will be available to students Fall 1990. A S . President, Internal Vice Earthquake, On Campus-Rep. project is the "AS. UCSB 1990
The A A .B . w ill be interviewing for five President, and the External Vice Rachel Doherty is still Party." This party is set for
work-study editor positions as well as looking for President, who are also active supporting "The Earthquake Friday, January 26, 1990 at
representatives to help compile the course infor­ members o f Leg. Council, make Relief Fund" program by Stork: Plaza. This event is
mation at the beginning o f Winter Quarter. If you up the Executive Branch o f the gathering donations. Internal sponsored by Leg. Council, The
are interested, contact Tracy Hollister, FA.C.E.S. Associated Students Leg. Vice President James Siojo is in Nexus, Program Board, and
Coordinator at 685-8590 or come to the 3rd floor Council. This branch governs all charge o f running all Leg. KCSB. There w ill be free food,
A S . Boards and Committees. Council meetings and in the Gospel Choir and live bands
o f the Ucen.
addition is working on a variety w ill perform, and KCSB will host
o f projects, such as the a dance in the evening. Watch
Help for the Holiday Blues.„ One o f council's main implementation o f phone for upcoming announcements!
Are you stressed out or having problems goals this year is for more During this event Leg. Council
with roommates and feel likeyou have no one talk outreach toward the students. Members w ill set up a table to
to? There is a number that you can call to get We want every student to feel answer any o f your questions
twenty-four hour emotional support This is a welcome to get involved with A S . and explain how you can get
free service staffed by trained volunteer counsel­ This means participating in involved with A S .
ors. and all calls are anonymous. Nò problems student and world wide issues,
on A S . Boards and Committees,
are too smalli So, when life's problems are getting
and on projects to improve "We want every
you down, dial Call-Line at 569-2255 for help. UCSB. Or, this could be simply
understanding how the student to feel
I also want to mention
The Future o f UCSB organizations o f the Associated welcome to get that there will be an A S .
The Long Range Development Plan (LRDP) Students operate. If, for Student/ Faculty Open House in
Is UCSBV fifteen year physical planning docu­ example, there is an issue or a involved with A.S."
the second week o f Winter
m ent It describes the means by which UCSB problem you want to express Craig Fok, Representative- quarter. This w ill enable
jcould address the lack o f iaéilitlés, enhance its and you don't know who to talk at-Large students to have direct contact
to, members o f the Leg Council with some o f the Faculty and
academic programs, and meet the demands of
are here to help. Student administrators and allow
increasing student enrollment through school concerns are our top priority. students to discuss any
year 2005-06. By all means, come up to the academic issue in mind.
Due to expressed concern by students A S . Main Office (3rd floor UCen)
and the community about the untimeliness o f the where you can find out all sorts
schedule, the public hearing period has been o f information, such as how to As you can see. Leg.
extended until January 19. The comments from get in touch with your student Council members are working
these hearings will be reviewed by a steering com­ government representatives. We registration at UCSB. Rep. at on many projects. As a matter o f
are always looking forward to Large A1 Klein worked on the fact, A S . even has an A S .
mittee composed o f students, faculty, and ad­
more student Involvement and Homecoming Events o f Nov. 6- television show on channel 21,
ministration. Then a finalized draft will be sent 12. On-Campus Rep. Melanie
ideas. from 4 pm to midnight. I just
to the UC Regents for approval at their March Ogren has worked on a variety o f hope anyone who wants to get
1990 meeting. student issues and organization involved with A S . will do so and
There w ill be three public hearings: Mon­ Currently, Leg. Council o f the Student Issues Forum. feel welcome to the whole
day. Jan. 15, 7 p.m., Goleta Valley Community is working on a variety o f This was an open meeting for structure o f the Associated
Center Auditorium; Wednesday, Jan. 17,7 p.m.. projects and student issues. students wishing to address the Students. I would like to
Board o f Supervisors Hearing Room (105 E. Mike Stowers, the A S . President, Academic Senate and welcome anyone to come talk to
Anapamu); and Friday, Jan. 19,7 p.m., Buchanan is working on the recycling Administration with any me about ideas. We are all full o f
Hall 1910. In addition, A S . Legislative Council program which is in the process concerns. energy and open to new ideas,
Will be announcing A S . sponsored LRDP work­ o f providing recycling bins for and want to figure out ways to
shop to be held in the month o f January. all on-campus residence halls, make improvements at UCSB.
the UCen, and to further expand While the list o f Leg. Leg. Council meets every
all over campus and outside o f Council Members' projects goes Wednesday night, 6:30pm in the
Touchtone Registration campus. Off-Campus Rep. on and on, new ideas are always UCen Pavillion. Each Leg.
Pending the approval OfChancellor Uehling Linnette Haynes is researching welcome. I, myself, am planning Council Rep. has office hours in
this campus will experience a new, more efficient and working toward the many projects. First o f all, I am the A S . main office, on the 3rd
registration process next yean touchtone regis­ possibilities and solutions for working on having Academic floor UCen. Stop by. Come up
tration. Students m aybe able to schedule adjust better professor/student minors as an official program and introduce yourself.
for W inter Quarter 1991, and if successful, total
touchtone registration may operate Spring
Quarter 1991. On Oct. 27th, the Student Fee
Advisory Committee approved spending $258,000
out o f its capital reserve funds to cover the costs
o f hardware, programmer analyst, and educa­
tional materials to orient students to the new pro­
cedure. The touchtone process will alleviate the
horrors o f schedule adjustment and save the
registrar $25,000 per quarter.
The registration will still be done by class
priority, allowing only certain classes to call on
certain days. Using any touchtone phone, stu­
dents will be connected with one o f the 32 phone
Editor in Chief... Katie Weissenborn
lines that w ill be set up. They will then enter their Statement of Purpose Assistant Editor. .Katie Garten
perm number, a personalized I.D. number, the
Graphic Design.. .Julie Bloch
class registration code, and then choose between
Page Editors..... .Lori Cowen
letter and P/NP grading options. If the class is To inform the serious,
Paul R. Drago
closed the student then has the option o f having non-serious and other curious Ned Hearn
their name placed on a waiting list, and/or parties at U.C.S.B about what Julie Marsh
choosing another class. A computer simulated happens up on the mysterious Reporters .Dave Averell
voice will be informing the student what to do third floor o f the UCEN. Traci Boyle
throughout the process. This staff is comprised o f the Mike Lawrence
DanlcavanStekelenberg, head o f the com-
Communications Board. This Jennifer Mueller
mltee, feels that UCSB is ready for the change,
section, the Inside Wave, is Genée Phillips
‘ Students have a lot o f academic worries each
paid for and provided by the John Rivera
quarter and touchtone should (help) alleviate
Associated Students. TTacey vonPuhl
some o f them *
Elizabeth Williams
Leg. Council Reps .Mike Klan
GOBBLE, GOBBLE!!!
Melanie Ogren
J eff Rosenberg
 Monday, November 20,1989 3A

Status of Women SAFETY RESOURCES

Please remove and save
P ro m o te s P e rs o n a l -Compiled by Paul Drago
By publishing the following lists o f resources for assault/rape
S e c u rity prevention and concerns, The Inside Wave hopes to provide all
men and women o f UCSB, students or otherwise, with the means
to address and cope with this crucial issue in their daily lives.
The Inside Wave provides a "definition" o f rape/assault, not to
by Tracey von Phul belittle this issue, but to provide a basis for the following lists.

Definition:
Ask Status o f Women's Co­
commissioner Valerie Sharpe about self- "As defined under California Law, rape is non-consensual sexual
defense and she hesitates. "It's good for women intercourse that can occur under a variety o f ctrcumstanes...the use
to be able to protect themselves," she says, "but or threat offeree, violence, or Immediate and unlawful bodily
there's too much emphasis on self-defense. It injury" (taken from literature provided by UCSB Women's Center).
places the responsibility for rape on the woman
and then puts the blame back on her when a
rape does occur. Self-defense is important, but
Self Defense Referral Information:
it's not the only thing." Everyone is responsible
R APE C R IS IS C E NTER W O M E N'S AK ID O M O D EL M UG G ING
for stopping the violence and injustices faced by
women today. 700 N. Milpas 208 W. Canon Perdido 684-8228
The advocacy o f these and other 963-6382 962-4741 (Geraldine) 21 Hr. course
"women's" issues here on campus and in society 569-2255 (call-line) ongoing classes nightly women only
is the purpose o f Status o f Women, an A S . 4-hour classes men & women
funded committee. Every fall they sponsor Take women only cost: $60/mo.
Back The Night (already held October 23-27), cost: $15/person 1st class free
which is a week of lectures, seminars, rallies, ALSO: Speaker's Bureau
and entertainment designed to get the men and S .B C IT Y CO LLEG E UCSB PHYSICAL
one-time presentations
women o f UCSB involved in rape prevention and 14 Wks. ACTIVITES
women only 10-wk. P A . course
to raise community awareness o f the dangers must be enrolled at S.B.C.C.
women face. cost: neg. stipend
men & women must be enrolled at USCB
While rape awareness through Take call Nancy Weiss at RCC
men & women
Back The Night is the main project for Fall,
Status o f Women does not lim it itself. According
to Sharpe, many o f the plans are designed to Where To Obtain Help For Sexual Assault Concerns:
promote the issue o f free choice, such as a rally
(November 12) in Los Angeles with the Santa
Barbara Pro-choice Coalition and a Women's COUNSELING:
Conference in the Spring. The conference is to All is free; for men and women; confidential; for any kind o f assault
be announced later this year. (stranger, acquaintance, incest, current, past, male/female victim)
But as Sharpe is quick to point out, she
is not the group's leader, but merely a facilitator'
for the ideas o f its members. The plans right The Rape Prevention Education Program, Women’s Center
now are for pro-choice activities, but "they will bldg. 434, 961-3778 M-F 8-5
change with what the group wants." Counseling and Career Services 961-4411 M-F 8-5
Many people are put o ff bv Status o f EOP Component Counselors M-F 8-5 961-4292 bldg. 434 component
Women because their activities are so
961-4040 bldg. 406 component
established and overwhelming, but anyone who
sits in on one o f their meetings knows that that Assistant Resident Directors or Resident Directors o f each res. hall
is not the case. Their meetings, while focused ;
toward a greater political and social goal, also * S.B. Rape Crisis Center- 24 hour anonymous info, support counseling
serve as a support group for the men and women call line. Ask for rape crisis advocate: 569-2255.
who attend. If you're looking for a way to get For Reporting
involved with your fellow students, your school,
your community, and your society, Status o f Campus Police - if on campus property 961-3446 or 911
Women has the best o f both worlds. They deal Foot Patrol - if in I.V. on non-UCSB property 681-4179 or 911
closely with political issues, but it's in an Sheriffs office - if in Goleta 681-4100 or 911
environment that fosters personal growth. City Police - if occurred in city of S.B. 963-3616 or 911
For more information on becoming a
member, or participating in a rally or future
FOR MORE INFORMATION CALL CHERI OURSE, WOMENS CENTER 961-3778
activities, call Status o f Women at 961-2490, or
stop by their office on the third floor o f the UCen.

CSO Assures Peace of Mind

by Julie Marsh
Stranded on campus
after dark, or at a too-crazy
party in I.V. wanting to go
home before things get out
o f hand? Risky situations
are sometimes unavoidable
when trying to get the most
out o f college life, but taking
chances with your safety is
not something you have to
do. Many students are
realizing that with a phone
call and a short wait o f 10-
15 minutes on average, they
can move safety around
campus and through Isla
Vista accompanied by a
CSO escort.
Providing a safe living and
learning environment has
been the goal o f the
Community Service
Organization (CSO) since its
establishment in 1972.
Since its creation, it has
been imitated by other
campuses seeking to ensure
the safety o f their students
and staff, according to Lisa
Pooley, CSO Coordinator.
The staff this year is
bigger than in previous
years due to the increase in
special events and a
planned focus on bike
Issues. The program has
also been granted $8,000
more to meet the increasing
demand for night-time
escorts. Pooley noted that
the number o f requests for
escorts on weekends has
increased, as well as the
more traditional demand for
escorts during the week
when students study late. In
October alone, CSO
provided 1095 escorts,
which is up 50% from
October 1988. Pooley
attributes the increase to
the fact that "People don't
feel safe [in our society]
...and they hear more about
it at college." Overall,
demand is up 30% over last
year.
Escort service is available
everywhere from East Gate
to the staff and faculty
housing at Devereux, and all
the dormitories and I.V.
apartments in between. The
emergency phone system on
campus (yes, there realty is
one) which w ill be updated
with a better system and
made more visible with blue
lights, serves as a link to
emergency assistance
and/or escorts from any
part o f campus, even from
the phones in the elevators.
Assistance can also be
obtained by dialing 961-
2000. The escort program
hinges on the buddy system
and Pooley recommends
that if you have to walk or
bike somewhere at night,
even if you don't call CSO,
try not to go alone.
Besides the escort
service, CSO deals with the
huge number o f bicycles on
campus. CSO members are
involved with registering
bikes, identifying
abandoned ones and
helping to ascertain
ownership when it is
disputed. Most are familiar
with the common cry, "Walk
your tyke, please!” as CSO
members try to keep the
bicycles on the sidewalks
safe for pedestrian traffic.
Though not always well-
received or appreciated,
controlling the flow o f traffic
is important in decreasing
the growing number o f
accidents. CSO members
also serve as crowd control
for special events on
campus such as concerts,
Pub Nite, dances and games.
The CSO members
themselves have undergone
a lengthy selection process.
This year's applicants
numbered at around 200
while 35 were actually.
added to the organization.
Pooley said that they look
for people with good
communications skills,
maturity, honesty, a sense
o f responsibility, a good
sense o f humor, and a
positive attitude. The job
also requires 10 days o f
intensive training before
school starts in the Fall.
Recruitment begins at the
end o f Winter Quarter with
orientation meetings. The
process involves an
application, group and
Individual interviews, and a
background check. Pooley
is Interested in making sure
that CSO is representative
o f the student body and a
fair balance o f men and
women. CSO also pays
rather well by Isla Vista
standards. Anyone
Interested in becoming a
member o f CSO can contact
the office at 961-2433 for
information about
recruitm ent
4A Monday, November 20,1989

The Cycling Club/Team

Leading the pack

during the road race will cany us to another

by Dave Averell
Who are they? Most o f us have seen
them at one time or another, maybe while
peddling home when swarmed upon by a barage
o f cyclists. They are the U.C.S.B. cycling team,
and they are good. This year’s team is looking to
reclaim the National Championship they won in
1988. They are sporting a well rounded team, led
by captain and coach Trevor Thorpe.
Although they have had troubles in the
past with the road races, this year's team is
looking to excell in both the criterium and time
trials. Many critics seem to think that the
success o f the team w ill ultimately rest on the
shoulders o f the road racers. Thorpe also seems
to sense the importance o f doing well in the road
race. "In the past we have been thought o f as a
weak road team. I don't think this is true
anymore. I think the performance o f our team
National Championship,” Thorpe stated.
Would you like to be a part o f the cycling
team? The cycling team is still accepting new
members, even those with relatively no
experience. If you are interested, its not too late.
Thorpe explained, "The team runs a great
program to get those who are moderately
interested lit and in shape by cycling season."
The team currently consists o f persons
ranging in ability from absolute beginner to
experienced racers. "Nobody should be
intimidated," said Thorpe. "Though we are a
racing team, we do not require racing. Cycling is
just a great way to have fun and ride."
If you are looking to Join, there are dues
to pay, since this is a club sport. All other costs
are kept minimal, through sponsorship and fund
raising activities. Meetings are Tuesdays at 7:30
in Broida Hall, room 1640. Daily rides begin at
2:30 behind Rob Gym.

The Surfing Club/Team The Fencing Club

Bill and Ted's Excellent
Surf Adventure
by Traci Boyle
and Jennifer Mueller
One sunny afternoon Bill and Ted run into Eric
Watts, co-president o f the UCSB surf club, on
the beach and...
B ill: Hey Ted, Eric seemed pretty cool, like he
was smart or something.
Ted: Yeah Bill, he and Whitney Richtmyer and
Tom Sanford are top dudes in the club y'know.
Bilk Yeah, we could even join, anyone can,
'cause it's a social club, too.
Ted: They surf and party, but they have
contests for NSSA also.
Touché'
by Geneé Suzanne Ph illips
Have you ever wondered what fencing
experts or novices say when competing? The
words one might hear during competition are
“touché" and “aaah." ’Touché" might bring to
mind images o f the three muskateers although
according to manager Laura Cool it is the most
appropiate salutation to a fierce opponent. The
standard garb worn by the fencing
extraordinaire is the white pantsuit topped with
the béfe-hive type faced helmut. Fencing is a co­
ed sport and in recent years, women have joined
the ranks in competition although their
weapons are mainly limited to the foil.
The UCSB fencing team led by manager
Laura Cool, practices regularly MWF from 3-5pm
and 4-6pm at Rob Gym room 2120. With a recent
win against Claremont Pomona, the UCSB
fencing team looks forward to a tournament
against the UCLA Bruins in January. In
addition, the fencing team plans to demonstrate
its technique and finesse during the UCSB's
annual Super Saturday celebration in April. A
similar schedule holds for next quarter. For all
those interested, a phone call to Laura Cool
(964-3206) or to Ted Rosenheimer (968-0508)
can answer further questions.

Bill: Sounds cool, but what's that? club too. Like the NSSA girl's champ, Robyn
Ted: National Scholastic Surfing Kropp goes to UCSB.
Association. They have five interteam contests Bill: Party on Dude! We'd have 100 excellent
to like determine the top twelve gnarly surfers. surf buds.
They surf against other UC, state and private Ted: There's still time Bill, NSSA surf contests
colleges. start in February.
Bill: Excellent Ted! UCSB have been
national champs four out o f the last six years. Bill: Yeah, let's go for it Eric said, " If it feels
Ted: Like, they surf and have meetings and good, do it! Everyone can join, if you can party,
contests and do team workouts, too, and they are then join. "
sponsored by local surf shops. Ted: Where do we go, dude?
Bilk Can we join, I have the ten dollars and Bilk We'll Just call Eric at 967-8127 to find
all I have to do is hock my guitar for a surfboard. out where we meet.
Ted: Yeah and there are way rad chicks in the Bill and Ted: Excellent!

Women's Lacrosse
'Chicks with Sticks'
by Dave Averell their second place finish.
Coach Ramsey was also coaching the place
One o f the lesser known club sports here at kickers on the U.C.S.B. football team. Pulling
U.C.S.B. is Women's Lacrosse. Lacrosse is a double duty and coaching both for most o f the
strenuous running game, involving catching and Fall Quarter has been tough, according to
throwing a ball by the use o f a stick, sometimes Ramsey. He gives credit to his assistant coach,
called a crosse or Lax stick. The object o f the Tim Deppmeir for his success. "What has made
game is to get the ball into a six foot by six foot both (these jobs) possible is the help I am
goal to score a point. getting from Tim. I could not do both if it wasn't
The fact that the Women’s Lacrosse team is for him.
relatively unrecognized does not mean that U.C.S.B. will place both an A and B team in
these women are not competitive or skilled. every game this year. Coach Ramsey is
U.C.S.B. has been ranking as one o f the best optimistic about his teams' chances. "I believe
teams on the West Coast, according to Coach that the teams have to aim high. Winning every
Paul Ramsey. game this year is definitely within reason. We
The team is led by award winning goalie plan to go after this goal whole heartedly."
Nancy Frankel. Rrankel was voted the M.V.P. o f Practices are Tuesday through Friday at the
last year's U.C.S.B. Invitational Tournament. At field behind Pauley Track, with scrimages every
this tournament, U.C.S.B. finished second, ahead Sunday. Those interested in playing can show
o f well known schools such as Stanford and Cal. up at practice, others are encouraged to come
U.C.S.B. beat both o f these teams on their way to out and support the team.