Dover publishing co.
The Dover Inquirer
Newsletter Date: 23/09/1932
Relocation of the NewsPAPER
Special points of
interest:
New Address Ever since Russia’s
New Stories defeat in 1918 by the
Central Powers, it has
New Reasons To Give
Up On This World been a mere shadow
of itself. While it was
able to just barely
avoid the scourge of
the Bolshevik
Uprising, the Country
couldn’t be stated to
be officially in the
White Russian Army’s
hands until 1925. Now
under the guidance of
Alexander Vasilyevich
Kolchak, the Russian
Republic has declared
itself once again
declared itself an
empire as it tries to
Inside this issue: expand it’s borders
back to those of 1914.
Many within the
Empire see it as a
The Invasion 2
mad dream, but many
of Dover
others, mostly in the
army, see it as Russia
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‘s destiny. Only time
Balkan War
(and perhaps the
Relocation 4 death of millions) will
of the tell if Kolchak’s regime
Newspaper will be successful. In
1929, almost a year
after the outbreak of
the 2nd Great
European
Conflagration,
(known as “der Zweite
Weltkrieg” in the
German Empire) did
Russia start eyeing
her neighbors. By
131, Siberia had fallen
to Russian hands, but
Volume 32, Special Issue
Ever since Russia’s Ever since Russia’s
defeat in 1918 by the defeat in 1918 by the
Central Powers, it has Central Powers, it has
been a mere shadow been a mere shadow
of itself. While it was of itself. While it was
able to just barely able to just barely
avoid the scourge of avoid the scourge of
the Bolshevik the Bolshevik
Uprising, the Country Uprising, the Country
couldn’t be stated to couldn’t be stated to
be officially in the be officially in the
White Russian Army’s White Russian Army’s
hands until 1925. Now hands until 1925. Now
under the guidance of under the guidance of
Alexander Vasilyevich Alexander Vasilyevich
Kolchak, the Russian Kolchak, the Russian
Republic has declared Republic has declared
itself once again itself once again
declared itself an declared itself an
empire as it tries to empire as it tries to
expand it’s borders expand it’s borders
back to those of 1914. back to those of 1914.
Many within the Many within the
Empire see it as a Empire see it as a
mad dream, but many mad dream, but many
others, mostly in the others, mostly in the
army, see it as Russia army, see it as Russia
‘s destiny. Only time ‘s destiny. Only time
(and perhaps the (and perhaps the
death of millions) will death of millions) will
tell if Kolchak’s regime tell if Kolchak’s regime
will be successful. In will be successful. In
1929, almost a year 1929, almost a year
after the outbreak of after the outbreak of
the 2nd Great the 2nd Great
European European
Conflagration, Conflagration,
(known as “der Zweite (known as “der Zweite
Weltkrieg” in the Weltkrieg” in the
German Empire) did German Empire) did
Russia start eyeing Russia start eyeing
her neighbors. By her neighbors. By
131, Siberia had fallen 131, Siberia had fallen
to Russian hands, but to Russian hands, but
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German Invasion of Dover

Two weeks ago, the Two weeks ago, the Two weeks ago, the
impossible happened. impossible happened. impossible happened.
The British Empire lost The British Empire lost The British Empire lost
a piece of her home a piece of her home a piece of her home
territory to a territory to a territory to a
continental invader. continental invader. continental invader.
Dover and Canterbury Dover and Canterbury Dover and Canterbury
now lie under the now lie under the now lie under the
shadow of the shadow of the shadow of the
Prussian Eagle. On Prussian Eagle. On Prussian Eagle. On
September 12th, September 12th, September 12th,
German Zeppelins German Zeppelins German Zeppelins
were spotted all over were spotted all over were spotted all over
the Dover sky. Then the Dover sky. Then the Dover sky. Then
reports started reports started reports started
flooding in of British flooding in of British flooding in of British
ships being fired at by ships being fired at by ships being fired at by
U-boats all around the U-boats all around the U-boats all around the
British coastlines. British coastlines. British coastlines.
Then came the Then came the Then came the
German bombs and German bombs and German bombs and
planes. All these planes. All these planes. All these
events occurred events occurred events occurred
within about 15 within about 15 within about 15
minutes, if the minutes, if the minutes, if the
calculations done by calculations done by calculations done by
the British War the British War the British War
Cabinet are accurate. Cabinet are accurate. Cabinet are accurate.
Many British soldiers Many British soldiers Many British soldiers
died heroically died heroically died heroically
manning anti-air guns manning anti-air guns manning anti-air guns
as German planes as German planes as German planes
seemed to drop from seemed to drop from seemed to drop from
the Zeppelins the Zeppelins the Zeppelins
themselves, and themselves, and themselves, and
wreak havoc on the wreak havoc on the wreak havoc on the
city. It is hard to say city. It is hard to say city. It is hard to say
how many planes how many planes how many planes
came for these rigid came for these rigid came for these rigid
airships, as not 30 airships, as not 30 airships, as not 30
minutes later came minutes later came minutes later came
the main German Air the main German Air the main German Air
Fleet. By nearly 2 Fleet. By nearly 2 Fleet. By nearly 2
hours later came the hours later came the hours later came the
German troops. Some German troops. Some German troops. Some
citizens claim to have citizens claim to have citizens claim to have
seen Germans seen Germans seen Germans
Parachuting onto Parachuting onto Parachuting onto
British soil, but these British soil, but these British soil, but these
claims currently can’t claims currently can’t claims currently can’t
be backed up due to be backed up due to be backed up due to
German control of the German control of the German control of the
city. The only records city. The only records city. The only records
available are those available are those available are those
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The Fourth Balkan War

Once again, the Once again, the Once again, the

Powder Keg explodes. Powder Keg explodes. Powder Keg explodes.
In 1912, an alliance In 1912, an alliance In 1912, an alliance
between Greece, between Greece, between Greece,
Bulgaria, Serbia, and Bulgaria, Serbia, and Bulgaria, Serbia, and
Montenegro kicked off Montenegro kicked off Montenegro kicked off
the First Balkan War. the First Balkan War. the First Balkan War.
One year later, after One year later, after One year later, after
the allied success the allied success the allied success
against the Ottomans, against the Ottomans, against the Ottomans,
came the Second came the Second came the Second
Balkan War, when Balkan War, when Balkan War, when
Bulgaria attacked Bulgaria attacked Bulgaria attacked
Serbia over Serbia over Serbia over
Macedonian claims. Macedonian claims. Macedonian claims.
Then came the Great Then came the Great Then came the Great
War, (known as “Der War, (known as “Der War, (known as “Der
Weltkrieg” in the Weltkrieg” in the Weltkrieg” in the
German Empire) German Empire) German Empire)
which would become which would become which would become
an unofficial Third an unofficial Third an unofficial Third
Balkan War due to the Balkan War due to the Balkan War due to the
involvement of every involvement of every involvement of every
Balkan nation. While Balkan nation. While Balkan nation. While
the Great War ended the Great War ended the Great War ended
in 1919, with the in 1919, with the in 1919, with the
Peace of Berlin, the Peace of Berlin, the Peace of Berlin, the
tensions in the tensions in the tensions in the
Balkans remain Balkans remain Balkans remain
unchanged. The unchanged. The unchanged. The
young Yugoslavia, young Yugoslavia, young Yugoslavia,
formed by the formed by the formed by the
breakup of the Austro- breakup of the Austro- breakup of the Austro-
Hungarian Empire, Hungarian Empire, Hungarian Empire,
and the remnants of and the remnants of and the remnants of
Serbia, claims Serbia, claims Serbia, claims
Bulgarian-controlled Bulgarian-controlled Bulgarian-controlled
Macedonia. Macedonia. Macedonia.
Meanwhile, Italy lays Meanwhile, Italy lays Meanwhile, Italy lays
claim to Albania, and claim to Albania, and claim to Albania, and
Dalmatia, territories it Dalmatia, territories it Dalmatia, territories it
wanted during the wanted during the wanted during the
Great War, but never Great War, but never Great War, but never
received due to it’s received due to it’s received due to it’s
defeat. Greece, defeat. Greece, defeat. Greece,
vengeful at the former vengeful at the former vengeful at the former
Entente for pushing Entente for pushing Entente for pushing
the country into The the country into The the country into The
Great War, and bitter Great War, and bitter Great War, and bitter
at Bulgaria for Taking at Bulgaria for Taking at Bulgaria for Taking
the Northern corner of the Northern corner of the Northern corner of
it’s country, once it’s country, once it’s country, once
again pushes for again pushes for again pushes for
Megali Idea. However, Megali Idea. However, Megali Idea. However,
 The Dover Inquirer has existed for only 13
The Dover Inquirer years, founded just after the end of the
Great War. Initially created by a group of
30th Union St.
journalists fed up with government
Belfast, Ulster County
censorship during the war, we push for
Free Republic of Ireland
writing the truth, and were willing to suffer
any consequences for it. However, this
dream soon faded when the near unseating
of the government by progressive
politicians caused the government to
rethink some of it’s policies. We should be
glad that our organization is just allowed to
exist in general, but it’s a little
The Dover Inquirer disappointing that we never got that fight.

The Truth Above All

Recent Relocation of the paper

Due the Due the Due the

aforementioned aforementioned aforementioned
invasion of Dover by invasion of Dover by invasion of Dover by
the German Imperial the German Imperial the German Imperial
Army, continued work Army, continued work Army, continued work
in Dover would be in Dover would be in Dover would be
impossible. Sadly, the impossible. Sadly, the impossible. Sadly, the
occupation of the city occupation of the city occupation of the city
has also led to most has also led to most of has also led to most
of our best writers our best writers and of our best writers
and editors being editors being trapped and editors being
trapped in the city, in the city, which trapped in the city,
which means the means the which means the
apprentices are apprentices are apprentices are
writing instead. We writing instead. We writing instead. We
also are sorry to also are sorry to also are sorry to
inform our readers inform our readers inform our readers
that we can not do that we can not do our that we can not do
our letter to editor letter to editor section our letter to editor
section either. To either. To those more section either. To
those more “patriotic” “patriotic” readers those more “patriotic”
readers who are who are curious as to readers who are
curious as to why we why we chose to curious as to why we
chose to relocate to relocate to Ireland, a chose to relocate to
Ireland, a country country which is Ireland, a country
which is currently still currently still in a which is currently still
in a political standoff political standoff with in a political standoff