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W Commerce describe the business cli- vince the seller to let you spend a day
stead, which takes priority? mate as “great.” All realtors have on the site. You may find, like our
Refrigeration? Light? “perfect” homesites. And almost all family did, that the lovely pond was
Water? Drainage? Shelter? And for motel desk clerks know absolutely the neighbor-up-the-road’s sewage
that matter, where should the home- nothing about zoning, laws, financing disposal, and that the peaceful serenity
stead be? Do we of 15 acres of rolling,
want to build in the wooded land, was punctu-
valley or atop the ated at all hours of the day
hill? and night by the shouting
It would be nice to offspring and revving race
have an “instant car of said neighbor.
homestead” that we Perhaps a few trips around
could try in different the curves or up the hill
spots, that would will convince you to hold
have a few of the “accessibility” in higher
comforts of home, regard on your wish list.
and that might help Once the homesite is
get us started when located, the fun begins.
we find that perfect The view from the west
place. ridge is nice—except
It happens that a between 7 and 9, when the
self-contained recre- sun is blinding. The little
ational vehicle (RV) brook is peaceful and
can do all these soothing as long as
things while serving upstream thunderstorms
as a stepping-stone to don’t turn it into a raven-
self-sufficiency in ous river. The site on the
three ways. ridge may mean a steep,
• It is useful in uphill driveway. The
exploring dif- bridge that will cross the
ferent home- brook 10 months out of
stead sites. options, building permits, or septic the year may be 3 feet under water
• The RV is relatively complete, systems. Not to mention the fact that during spring thaws. By homesteading
eliminating the which-urgent- your motel neighbors are either clan- on various spots on your acreage you
project-do-I-do-first dilemma. destine lovers or weary travelers inter- can also find the prettiest spot and
• The RV can provide a stopgap ested only in a few zzzzs between determine how to make it even better.
for many of the necessities— point A and point B. And even the Otherwise, you may find you’ve start-
refrigeration, light, shelter, cheapest motel costs at least twice as ed building a permanent home on the
etc.—while you set up your much as the average RV campground. wrong spot, and your time, money,
homestead, instantly and at low Campgrounds, on the other hand, are and effort will have been wasted. By
cost. full of friendly people who are often using the RV as a temporary home-
willing to chat. On weekends, more stead, you can avoid some of these
Choosing a location than half are usually local people. You problems. Park it here for a few days,
can often get leads on property for there for a few. Try out each possibili-
If you haven’t narrowed your search sale, and other valuable information ty before it’s cast in stone (or con-
area yet, choosing a location for your crete).
Developing the site more expensive. A used 25-footer the nation. We have a one-ton pickup, a
same vintage as my slide-in was ten-foot slide-in camper, and a 22-foot
Theoretically, your highest priority priced at $2500. The fifth-wheels are travel trailer. For short weekend trips
should claim your attention, your roomier, of course but slide-ins have the pickup camper is quick and easy to
finances your focus. So, what is first certain other advantages. For example, use. For longer trips, the added trailer
priority? Refrigeration? Water? if you don’t already have a truck, provides additional comfort, as well as
Drainage? Shelter? Heat? Light? And you’re going to need a truck for the privacy for parents and children.
if you can decide which one is of homestead anyway. The same features If you’d like to try before you buy,
over-riding importance, which sys- that are good for hauling campers many RV dealers offer rentals. Rates
tem(s) do you want? Icebox? Root (heavy-duty suspension, radiator, and and terms vary, so call several local
cellar? Spring house? Well? Spring? transmission coolers, etc.) will be dealers before renting.
Cistern? Solar? Wind? Water? helpful when you start hauling lum-
The big problem is that these are all ber, concrete blocks, and other build- Important checkpoints
priority one. Most of them can’t be ing materials. The camper can be
put off for long, and many of the alter- loaded onto the truck in a matter of When inspecting a used unit, there
native systems are expensive. (Priced minutes without losing maneuverabili- are three important checks you should
a kerosene refrigerator lately?) It takes ty. make before you let yourself fall in
time and money to properly set up a Slide-in campers provide only the love with the floor plan, the cute stor-
homestead and both are often in short basics: the bathrooms are small with age spaces, or the decor. If the unit
supply in the early months. It takes showers, not bathtubs. Some have ice- fails any one of the three, keep shop-
time to decide which option is best. boxes instead of refrigerators. You ping. These problems are the most dif-
The RV stepping stone allows you will want a three-way refrigerator ficult to fix and among the most criti-
time to decide among the options and (bottle-gas, 12-volt electric, and 110- cal. If the unit passes the three tests,
time to build the systems right. volt electric). then look at the other details too.
Finally, the RV provides a level of Travel trailers are the midrange 1. Check ceiling for evidence of
comfort that can be valuable in keep- alternative. They come in a wide leaks, especially around air con-
ing you motivated. While you proba- range of sizes and styles and have the ditioner or vent opening.
bly won’t need an RV satellite dish or most storage space of the three RV 2. Poke your finger around window
microwave oven, a hot bath and com- types. Used models are priced from corners, inside. If paneling is
fortable bed are priceless after a day $1000 to $5000 depending on age and “soft” it indicates a leak.
of digging, planting, chopping, haul- amenities. Many trailers are roomy 3. Check the refrigerator. The
ing, etc. You can live on peanut butter inside, and some even have full baths design of RV refrigerators, espe-
and crackers, but a hot meal cooked complete with bathtub. Like the pick- cially older models, sometimes
on a bottle-gas stove is a whole lot up camper, the trailer can be separated leads to a wide range of depend-
tastier. from the tow vehicle. With practice, ability—or the lack thereof.
the trailer can be hitched and Some models won’t work if they
Which RV for me? unhitched fairly quickly. However, aren’t perfectly level in all direc-
pulling a trailer is more difficult than tions. Others would probably
There are three basic types of self- work teetering at the peak of Mt.
simply driving with a camper down
contained RVs: pickup campers, travel Everest.
the road. Turning and backing are two
trailers, and motor homes. Each has Homesteading is a challenge,
areas where practice is essential.
advantages and disadvantages. (I am whether starting from scratch or
The third type of RV is the
not including pop-up tent campers reclaiming a rural fixer-upper. A self-
motorhome. Even used, motorhomes
because they don’t offer the same self- contained RV can provide us an
are expensive to buy, operate, and
contained features of the others.) “instant homestead” before we make
maintain. Used motorhomes start at
Pickup campers range from 8-foot the actual move, making the move
about $3000 and are subject to the
models that slide into the bed of a itself smoother and less stressful on
same drawbacks as a used car. They
pickup truck to huge fifth-wheel rigs. both our nerves and our finances. ∆
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The smaller slide-ins are the most eco-
space. And if there is a problem with
nomical. Used slide-ins can often be
either the RV systems or the drive
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events. Of course the soldiers in the field, with their meager,
you, home cooked meals are almost always superi- low-quality rations, missed the celebrations back home.
or to military rations. It was never more certain These were the dishes that the soldiers longed for in the
than during the Civil War. field. They would think about the pleasures of home so far
The usual ration on both sides was bread of some sort, a away, while consuming their soup and bread. Some did not
little meat (salt pork or beef), dried beans, and coffee. even have bread, and their soup was nothing more than dry
Coffee was important to the soldiers. They would go for beans boiled in water. Let’s step back in time and dream
days without food if they got their coffee. The bread ration with these Civil War soldiers.
had to be something that traveled well. Cornmeal was popu-
lar on both sides, but wheat flour was often hard to find. Roast turkey with oyster sauce
The worst bread though was in the form of biscuits called
hardtack. Usually it was too hard to bite into, and often, it The usual main dish of Christmas dinner during the Civil
was wormy, though some soldiers claimed that wormholes War was a roast turkey. However, it was often cooked with-
made the stuff easier to chew. It was soaked in water or out stuffing and served with oyster sauce. Oysters were
broth to soften it up. common and popular fare during the war. They traveled
Christmas was the premier American holiday in the well and were cheap. They were also quite tasty and made a
1800s. Even if no other day was celebrated in the year, nice departure from the more common gravy.
Method:
1 turkey 1. Peel the potatoes and boil until tender.
butter 2. Mash potatoes with the milk until smooth.
a dozen oysters, shucked 3. Add the remaining ingredients and beat until well
1½ cups of milk mixed.
4 tablespoons of butter 4. Pour into shallow, lightly greased dish. Bake at 375° F
½ cup of flour for 30 minutes.
salt
pepper Squash
1 Tbsp. mixed herbs (sage, rosemary, parsley)
Winter squash saw quite a lot of use. It was easy to pre-
Method: pare and easy to store. It was either baked or boiled until
1. Cover the turkey with aluminum foil and roast at 350° tender. In either case, cooked squash could be served as is
F for 20 minutes per pound plus 20 minutes. or seasoned with salt, pepper, nutmeg, brown sugar, maple
2. About 20 minutes before the bird is done, remove the syrup, or butter.
foil and brush the skin with butter. Return the bird to the An excellent squash dish was made by browning pork or
oven to finish cooking. bacon in a pan. Cooked squash was mashed and mixed with
3. Strain the oysters, reserving the juice. Set the oysters the meat and drippings. This mixture was heated thoroughly
aside. and served with salt and pepper.
4. Mix the oyster juice with the milk.
5. Melt the butter in a pan, remove from heat, and stir in Corn bread
the flour. Bread was essential to any meal, and it ran the gamut
6. Return the pan to the heat and add the butter-flour mix- from plain corn bread to sweet yeast dough like Sally Lunn
ture slowly while stirring constantly. to various flavored loaves.
7. Cook the sauce until thickened. Corn bread could be anything from cornmeal, water, and
8. When the turkey is ready to serve, add the oysters and salt (johnny cakes) to spoon bread (so rich in eggs and milk
seasonings to the sauce. Simmer just enough to heat the that it was eaten with a spoon). A middle of the spectrum
oysters. type was something like the next recipe.
9. Serve the sauce on the side.
½ cup cornmeal
Vegetables 1 cup flour
A number of vegetables were commonly used during this pinch of salt
period. Naturally, most of them were ones that stored well. 4 eggs
This includes roots such as carrots, parsnips, turnips, rutaba- 2 Tbsp. milk
gas, potatoes, and squash. Cabbage, in the form of sauer- 3 Tbsp. butter
kraut, was also quite popular.
The roots were cooked simply. They were peeled and cut Method:
into chunks and simmered until tender. They were served 1. Combine the dry ingredients in a bowl.
with butter or possibly a dash of vinegar. 2. Add the remaining ingredients and mix well.
3. Pour the batter into a greased 9x9-inch pan and bake at
375° F for 15 to 20 minutes.
Sweet potato pudding
Potatoes were served baked, boiled, mashed, or fried just Sally Lunn
like they are today. Sweet potatoes were well liked, and lent
themselves to some interesting variations such as sweet The richer Sally Lunn was from England and it was quite
potato pudding. popular as a bread for celebrations.
Method:
1. Combine milk and shortening and heat to scalding.
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Remove from heat and let cool.
2. Pour milk mixture into a bowl. Add the remaining
ingredients and mix until smooth.
3. Cover the bowl with a towel and let the dough rise for
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4. Punch down the dough and put in greased loaf pan. Let
rise for another hour.
5. Bake at 375° F for approximately 45 minutes.
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usually added, i.e., broth or soup, the After the food has processed long process, and all need a certain amount
rim carefully wiped, the hot lid placed enough, turn off the heat or remove of head room to process and keep
on, and the ring tightened. the canner from heat. Allow the pres- well. Always follow your canning
Hot packing is great and convenient sure to return to zero, then carefully book’s directions exactly.
for canning large batches of spaghetti remove the canner’s lid—away from You may add a teaspoon full of salt
sauce, chili, stew, baked beans, you, so escaping steam does not scald to each jar if you want to enhance the
canned dry pinto beans, etc. Just cook your arms or face. (Don’t get in a flavor, but it is not necessary.
and dump into jars, then process. hurry, thinking to just leave the jars in Pour boiling water into each jar, just
Okay, I’m simplifying, but once you the canner with the lids on to cool. covering the beans. Then carefully
get the hang of it you’ll see it becomes The jars will not seal correctly.) clean off the rim of each jar with a
that easy. Carefully set the hot jars, still boil- warm, damp cloth to remove any food
All raw meat should be heated or ing and bubbling, on a dry (never bits which might prevent the jar from
“exhausted” in the jars, which are damp or the jars may crack) folded sealing, and check for nicks in the rim
placed in a pan of water deep enough towel in a draft-free area to cool. Soon with a clean finger. Place the lids and
to heat the jars thoroughly, while the the telltale musical “pings” will let rings into position. Do not over-tight-
water boils, but not so deep that the you know they are sealing. Never fool en the rings. The ring only holds the
water boils into the open jars. Bring around with the hot jars or you may lid securely into place for processing,
this pan to a slow boil and check with disturb the seal. and does not have anything to do with
a meat thermometer inserted into the When the jars are perfectly cool to how well the jar seals.
center of a jar. You need to heat the the touch, remove the rings, and wash Bring the canner up to the same
meat to 170° F, then quickly remove them for next time. Then wash the jars approximate temperature as the jars,
the jars from the bath with a jar lifter, with warm soapy water, rinse and dry then carefully place the hot jars into
place them on a folded towel, wipe the them, and then store them in a cool, the canner, taking care not to thunk
rims clean, and put the lids and rings dry, and dark place. them together. Leave space between
firmly into place. Then place the jars jars to allow for steam to circulate
in the canner and exhaust the canner. Canning green beans during processing.
This means you should ensure there is Tighten the canner lid, raise the heat
a steady stream of forceful steam Pick the beans, wash them in cool to high, and allow the canner to
escaping the vent, not just spurts now water, and prepare to can them imme- exhaust. When a steady, forceful
and then. diately. The beans may be canned stream of steam blows from the vent,
After the canner is hot, i.e., exhaust- whole, Frenched, or however your close it and let the pressure build up.
ed, close the vent and begin raising family likes them. I usually can a vari- When it reaches the correct pressure
the pressure until it reaches the ety, from whole to Frenched, with the
desired processing pressure. bulk cut into convenient chunks an
Remember that most canning books inch or so long. Cut the beans, remov-
give an average processing pressure of ing any tough strings, as well as the
say 10 pounds. But if you live at an stem and pointy end, if desired. Using
elevation higher than 1000 feet, you a canning funnel, dump the raw, cut
must bring the pressure up higher. beans into clean jars placed on a fold-
Check your canning book for your ed towel.
exact pressure needs. Begin to count Pour two inches of water into the
the processing time. canner and place the basket or inner
Keep the pressure at the correct kettle into place. The canner must
reading by adjusting the heat under never boil dry or it will warp.
the canner or moving the canner gen- In the meantime, have enough lids
tly on a wood range’s surface or separated and boiled. Also, have boil-
adding wood to the fire, as needed. If ing a large pan of water with which
you let the pressure fluctuate, it will you will cover the beans.
suck the fluid out of the jars. The Fill all jars to within one inch of the
resulting food will still be edible, but rim. This is called “head space” and is
may be dry-tasting, or food bits may necessary for proper processing and
get under the jar lid making a proper storage. In canning, you do not want
to cram as much food into a jar as it Bob cutting elk with a chain saw,
seal impossible.
will hold. Some foods expand as they I’m getting ready to can!
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160°F. Temperatures are the same for half-hams of 5 to 8
break with tradition and cook a ham. It would be my pounds, but add 10 degrees for an uncooked picnic ham. If
first holiday season as cook, and I wanted the pièce you have a meat thermometer, use it. I’ve never owned one,
de résistance to be memorable, delicious, and within my so I go by the time and have never had a problem.
limited ability. I also wanted it to be cheap. Hams are quite Ham is much easier to carve if you let it “set” for 15 min-
cheap around Christmas, even ones big enough to feed our utes or so after it comes out of the oven. It will continue to
large family. Over the years, it has become a holiday tradi- cook in its own internal heat, so take it out 5 degrees cooler
tion around our house. I’ve learned a few things about cook- than the required temperature, or count the “setting” time as
ing ham including a “secret ingredient” that makes it taste part of the baking time if you don’t use a meat thermometer.
better than the commercial “honey baked” kind. However you decide to tell when the ham is done, it’s
important to know in advance how long it’ll take, so you
Ingredients: can take the ham out of the oven and slash it. One hour
before the ham is done, remove it from the oven. You’ll
1 whole, “bone in” ham, at least 1 lb. per person need a meat fork to hold it, as it’ll be too hot to handle.
1 box of whole cloves Using a very sharp knife, slash open the rind and fat all the
1 pint “secret ingredient” — fresh apple juice way to the meat, in parallel lines one inch apart. Then make
canned or fresh pineapple, or candied crab-apple rings parallel slashes approximately perpendicular to the first
applesauce lines, creating one-inch squares or diamond shapes. Stick a
cinnamon powder (optional) clove in the center of each square or diamond. Baste freely
potatoes for baking with fresh apple juice and return to the oven. Baste with
aluminum foil fresh juice every 10 minutes or so until the ham is done.
traditional holiday side dishes While you’ve got the oven open to
slash your ham, pop a few foil-
Buy ham with the bone left in. “Bone in” hams are not wrapped spuds in to bake. I
only cheaper than boneless ones, they taste better. When like thick skinned, brown
butchers remove the bone from a ham, they also take some potatoes best. But then,
of the tastiest meat, found right next to the bone. Also, I eat the skins.
the bone helps conduct heat right into the center of Actually, any variety
the ham, cooking it from the inside and the out- of potato you come
side. So the ham stays moist and tender. “Cook across is OK to bake.
before serving” hams generally cost less than Size is more important
“fully cooked” or “ready to eat.” They’ll than variety. If the pota-
take a bit longer to cook, but are otherwise toes are too big, they won’t
just as good. If you have a smaller family, get done in time. Too small,
you may want to buy a half ham, or even a and they’ll be overdone by the
“picnic” ham. This is nothing more than the time the ham is cooked, with the
shoulder of the animal, instead of its rump. If skin burnt and unappetizing. About the
you smoke your own ham, you can use either size of your fist is a good size for baking at
the front or rear leg of the pig, or even make ham from this relatively low temperature. If you’ve got great big
spuds, leave them in a few minutes longer while you carve
goats or other animals.
the ham. Just be sure you don’t forget them.
Place the ham fat-side up on a rack in an open roasting
pan. The rack keeps the meat up out of the drippings. Bake
at 325°F. Baking time depends on the weight of the ham
Carving
and whether it is fully cooked (“ready to eat”) or not. See Use a solid meat fork and two separate carving knives:
the cooking timetable for specific cooking times. one with a long, narrow blade for cutting around the bone,
and another with a wide, serrated blade for slicing the ham.
Cooking timetable for ham a lifetime. Place the ham directly on a firm surface, such as
Oven temperature 325 degrees a chopping block or clean table. It will likely drip grease on
the surface, so protection for your clothes is in order. The
Meat thermometer Cooking time first time I tried carving a ham, I tried to do it right on the
Type and cut Weight range serving platter, and it wouldn’t hold still.
temperature (min. per lb.)
Holding the ham with the fork, and using the long, thin
Fully cooked
whole 10 - 15 lbs. 130°F 10 - 15
knife, cut all the way around the bone. Stay as close to the
half 5 - 7 lbs. 130°F 18 - 24 bone as you can. Some of the tastiest meat is located there.
picnic 5 - 8 lbs. 130°F 25 - 30 Then change knives and cut off slices about ¼-inch thick or
so. If you like your ham thin-sliced, cut it that way. It won’t
Uncooked affect the flavor. And the ham will be so tender, thick slices
whole 10 - 15 lbs. 160°F 18 - 20 won’t be noticeably harder to chew than thin ones. I just
half 5 - 7 lbs. 160°F 22 - 25
like the visual effect of a big, thick slab of ham on the plate.
picnic 5 - 8 lbs. 170°F 35
Garnish with pineapple or candied crab-apple rings, and
serve with applesauce. The applesauce is for dipping chunks
of ham into, and may be lightly dusted with cinnamon pow-
Both should be very sharp. I like to use the time while the der when served. Add whatever holiday side dishes are tra-
ham is baking to touch up the blades of my carving knives. ditional around your house. And never reveal the “secret”
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By Alice Brantley Yeager garden. Some of
(Photos by James O. Yeager) the folks, who
couldn’t do much
here have been very few times
rotted barnyard manure” which was every time you use the compost on
spread over the garden plot, dug in your garden plot.
and allowed to rest for several weeks A shredder is a very useful machine
prior to planting. Depending on the to have to aid in pulverizing shrubbery
severity of the climate, some garden- and vine clippings, rose trimmings,
ers also applied a thick coating of and all manner of small greenery. The
mulch. smaller the particles, the sooner they
The well-rotted barnyard manure will decompose into that black gold
may not be as available today in some known as compost. Along with the
areas as it was during the forties and compost will come earthworms. When
before. However, some of the best fer- the latter appear, welcome them with a
tilizer to be found comes from chicken dance around the compost bin. Who
houses where litter is cleaned out after cares what the neighbors think. This is
every flock is sent to market. Poultry a type of victory in itself.
manure is twice as valuable as cow Here in southwest Arkansas (Zone
manure on the basis of nutrients con- 8), as in many places, we gardeners
tained. Gardeners need to be aware of are lucky enough to be able to garden
what is available locally at a reason- almost all year long. We have cool
able cost. County Extension agents are season gardens when we grow many
often a good source of information as types of greens, onions, radishes, etc.
they are in touch with their agricultur- During the summer a greater number
al communities. Let’s not forget to protect our garden of vegetables may be grown.
A well balanced soil should not be friends such as this green tree frog who One of our most anticipated sum-
dependent on the usage of a lot of makes his livelihood devouring insects. mertime treats is a salad made from
chemicals or soil additives. No pesticides please! our homegrown vegetables—toma-
Unfortunately, since World War II we lation. Have an easy side opening so toes, onions, sweet peppers, cucum-
seem to have drifted toward depen- you may occasionally stir or turn over bers—all cut in chunks and ready for a
dency on chemicals. We use them to the pile. Start putting in kitchen waste favorite salad dressing. Personally, I
enhance production, kill weeds, fight (egg shells, vegetable peelings, wilted prefer a bit of plain mayonnaise as it
off intruders, eliminate bugs, and on flowers, etc., but no meat scraps), doesn’t detract from the wonderful
and on. When I walk into the chemical lawn trimnings, leaves—anything fresh flavors of the veggies.
section of a gardening supply house, I organic. Avoid any grass or weeds Exit supermarket. Victory is ours. ∆
often wonder how the employees sur- that have gone to seed as you don’t
vive their place of employment and, want to spread a crop of gremlins
usually, no one is wearing a protective
mask. This is a far cry from a load of
well-rotted manure.
Recently a lady told me she has
some friends who give her cucumbers.
“They’re perfect looking, but they
taste bitter. Do you know what causes
them to be bitter?” I told her my guess
is that the growers are using a com-
mercial fertilizer. I have never tasted
an organically grown cucumber that
was bitter.
A good compost pile is one of the
best friends a gardener can have, and
it’s not difficult to start. Just select a
convenient spot accessible to the gar-
den and enclose a space about four-
feet by four-feet with some type of Mixed vegetables—squash, peppers, tomatoes, beans, and
fencing that will keep the compost sprigs of sweet basil—promise real culinary treats.
contained and provide good air circu-
more versatile working firearm, and mountains and valleys readily dupli-
smoothbores are at least as common cating her newly devised invention.
as rifled guns in much of the eastern Using nothing more than a piece of
mountains. board, a small quantity of leftover
When I was a youngster, reloading corn shucks, and a stout stick handle
“tools” usually consisted of a hammer for materials, and a drill with ¾-inch
and large nail, a few large washers, bit, a sharp knife, and a pair of sharp
about a 3-inch length of ¾-inch iron scissors as tools, it’s relatively easy to
pipe, and a couple of short dowel-like follow the illustrations in fashioning
sticks. In any case, shotgun shells are your own corn shuck mop, entirely
normally repeatedly reloaded until capable of scrubbing floors and such
they are absolutely used up, worn out, just as well as anything that’s avail-
and completely unsafe to reload any able at the mall.
Boot jack longer. Even after they’ve reached this 7. Corn shuck mats:
handy places inside of the house, point these hulls still aren’t usually Whether the interest might be in
many consider the simple single deer discarded, but go into a box, bucket, producing corn meal, grits, hominy, or
antler multi-purpose rack, as shown in or can of “calamities” until they are ‘shine, corn is the staple crop of these
the photo, to be the best option of all.
Depending upon the number of tines,
such a ready-made rack can be used to
hang a person’s coat, hat, gloves, or 1. Remove primer
mittens, and maybe even a thick
woolen scarf or two. Simply drill or 3. Attach with a screw
burn a couple of holes through the
heavy part of the antler’s main beam
and nail in place.
2. Cut off cartridge in
front of brass
Drawer pulls
needed to fashion drawer pulls or but- Appalachian ranges. It’s from one of
tons, as required. this crop’s byproducts—the shucks or
Carefully following the illustrations husks removed from around the
will allow you to use up your own ears—that door mats, table setting
worn-out shotgun hulls in a worth- place mats, and many similar items
while manner. They really do add a are traditionally home-manufactured.
nice, and rather unique, look when As shown in the illustrations, very
employed in this manner. simple braiding and sewing tech-
6. Corn shuck mop: niques are the only skills you need to
Planting sticks (1) I’ve already mentioned that
5. Shotshell door and drawer pulls, Appalachian mountain women are just
and buttons: as fastidious about housekeeping as Planting sticks (2)
“Use it over, use it up, make it do, any city women might be, while
or do without" seems to be one of the they’re also usually exactingly frugal
major credos which the hill people and mighty inventive, using up any-
live by. Hunters in this area, which thing and everything available to keep
usually include everyone old enough their domicile in tip-top condition.
to tote a firearm, aren’t any exception. And this is how this simple, hard-
Maybe mountain folk are better scrubbing mop very probably was
known for their superb rifle marks- born. I can picture some long ago
manship, but in very many cases a mountain wife devising such a handy
shotgun has been found to be a much contraption from practically nothing at
all, with women in the surrounding
A B C D
adding in new
piece
sew togeth-
er flat for
placemats sew together on edge
for doormats, etc
Pivot
Pivot
Post Pump
Waterwheel
Post
Support post every 25 feet
or less
Crank
Water wheel powered water pump
produce an array of good, usable, and ty common in the area, but streams early childhood. While similar set-ups
unique items. still don’t just flow right in to your are still seeing daily use today in
8. Water wheel water pump: standard stock tank or out of your many areas, there isn’t any reason this
Though this particular mountain- kitchen tap. won’t work just as well in any off-grid
style craft is a bit more complex to put I don’t know right when these hardy location.
together than the rest of these projects, and inventive mountain dwelling folks So whether your own rural home-
it’s still a worthwhile endeavor. figured out that it was possible to har- stead is located somewhere along
Actually, it’s only been during the last ness the power flowing through these Florida’s eastern seaboard, northern
couple of decades that electrically- mountain streams to operate the California’s coast, or any place in
powered well pumps have become pumps drawing water from their wells between, many of these methods and
affordably available throughout most and cisterns, but it must have been a contrivances, developed or used by
of these mountain regions. In fact, mighty long time ago because my the rugged hill-folk of the
until quite recently even shallow wells grandmother (long since deceased) Appalachian mountain regions, are
have been considered as exceptionally remembered the method shown in the readily put to good use in any remote
valuable commodities. Of course illustration to have already been a area. It just takes a mite of a back-
clear, cold mountain streams are pret- very old idea when she was in her woods attitude. ∆
This meant that the lettuce grew at an delightful, economical, and aestheti-
amazing speed, so that we were start-
ing to pick within a few short days of
cally rewarding. I can think of no rea-
son that we will not repeat the experi-
Introducing the
the time we planted.
We sowed leaf lettuce rather than
ment. The only changes I can imagine
making are to enlarge the bed and to
future of BHM:
head lettuce, largely because the leaf try other crops, such as radishes and
lettuce can be picked daily, and the
heads of lettuce can be picked only
once. It is true, however, that if you
other greens.
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guy walks into a flower store and says, “I’d like 20 correct - Genius
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three dozen of those beautiful anemones you’ve 15 correct - Normal
been advertising.” The shopkeeper replied, “I’m 8 correct - Nincompoop
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mend some of these luscious ferns we just got in. I think
they’d make a beautiful arrangement all by themselves.” 1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
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2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
these, who needs anemones?”
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3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
oah Webster’s wife, returning from a long trip,
4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar’s
discovered the lexicographer ‘flagrante delicto’ sister, but the beggar is not the woman’s brother. How come?
with a pretty chambermaid. “Mr. Webster!” she
gasped. “I’m surprised!” 5. Why can’t a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
“No my dear” said Webster with a reproving smile, 6. How many outs are there in an inning?
“You’re shocked...I am surprised.”
7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow’s sister?
Why?
8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same
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neces hour. How long would the pills last?
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WATER?
By Richard Blunt the pot. These bubbles will start slowly rising but not quite
reaching the surface. This causes a sluggish movement of
veryone has his or her own idea about how to make
E
the water called a simmer, the first stage of boil.
good soup. Soup is like people: sometimes it’s good, As the heat increases, the bubbles start rising a little faster
sometimes it’s just awful. My first professional men- and will just barely break the surface of the water. This is
tor, Chef Sully, had a very simple and workable formula for stage two, a gentle boil.
making good soup. “Blunt,” he would say with a serious Beyond this, bubbles begin rapidly rising to, and vigor-
face, “making a good soup is not complicated. There are ously breaking onto the surface. This is stage three, or a
only three essentials: a well-made broth, fresh raw ingredi- hard boil.
ents, and a proven formula. With these and the ability to
boil water, anyone can make a good soup.” Boiling methods
Fresh ingredients and proven recipes—or formulas, as
Sully put it—are easy to obtain. Supermarket produce bins Simmering is used to cook soup and stock for a long peri-
and meat counters are stocked daily with everything neces- od of time to extract and blend the flavor of the ingredients.
sary to make good broth and soup. Bookstore and library This type of slow cooking is necessary to prevent small par-
shelves are rich with books containing an endless variety of ticles from breaking off of the ingredients and emulsifying
delicious soup recipes. However, many an excellent soup or into the broth along with fat, causing a clear soup or broth
broth is ruined when a cook does not understand how and to become cloudy. The gentle boil performs relatively the
when to use the various stages of a boil when preparing same function as the simmer, but will do it a little faster.
their favorite soup. This is surprising because the boiling When using a gentle boil, however, stay near the pot to keep
point of water is unmistakably the most reliable and easy to an eye on it. A gentle boil can turn into a raging hard boil
recognize reference point in the kitchen. very quickly. I use the gentle boil to reduce the quantity of
As part of my first lesson in making soups and broths, liquid and to concentrate flavors in broths only after the
Chef Sully taught me how to recognize the three primary other ingredients have been strained out and the fat
stages of a boil. According to him good soup or broth was removed. The hard boil, in my opinion, has little use in soup
not possible unless the cook knew how to control the tem- or broth preparation. The vigorous activity caused by a
perature of its liquid with precision during preparation. You rolling hard boil can seriously damage soup ingredients and
can get a clear view of the different levels of boiling by try- turn a good soup or broth into an pot full of cloudy mush.
ing the following simple exercise. It will take about 10 min-
utes of your time but it will show you everything you need Preparing your broth
to know about the various stages.
Most professional and home cooks will agree that the first
First place a small pot half filled with cold water on the
and most important step in soup making is preparing a good
stove over a medium heat. Watch carefully. As the water
broth. A broth is a liquid made from the slow simmering of
heats up, small bubbles will start forming on the bottom of
fresh crusty breads, vegetable salads, and a variety of would never let this go to waste. She would simply remove
cheeses were my favorites. Senate bean soup is a thick, fill- the fins and tail from the frame and the gills from the head.
ing soup that met all of my mom’s requirements for nutri- Removing the gills was important because if left on they
tion and heartiness. Her version of this great soup contains made the stock bitter. She would then combine the cleaned
white turnip or rutabaga, depending on which one was and washed frames with a few simple ingredients, simmer
available in the market. This is an addition that foils its the mixture for about an hour, and strain the liquid through
authenticity but, in my opinion, adds a nice flavor touch. cheese cloth. Usually she would end up with about a quart
She also made it with plain water and let the soup form its of broth. This was just enough to make one of her great fish
own stock while cooking. I prefer to include a portion of chowders. If you have never made a fish chowder from
meat broth to give the soup added richness. However you fresh-caught fish and homemade fish stock, give the follow-
make this soup, with or without broth, I’m sure you’ll find it ing two recipes a try. If you appreciate good chowder you
satisfying for lunches or dinners that require a filling pro- will find the reward well worth the effort. This recipe yields
tein-rich food. about two quarts.
Ingredients: Ingredients:
1 lb. dried Great Northern or navy beans 2 lbs. fresh fish frames and heads with the gills removed
8 cups cold water to soak the beans 4 ribs celery with the tops coarsely chopped
3 smoked pork hocks 1 large yellow onion, peeled and coarsely chopped
2 qts. cold water to cook with pinch kosher salt
1 qt. meat broth ½ tsp. lemon juice
1½ yellow onions, chopped fine 1 cup dry white wine (optional)
2 cloves fresh garlic, minced 2½ qts. water
1 cup rutabaga, peeled and diced fine 1 peeled garlic clove, crushed
1 cup celery, diced fine 1 bay leaf
1 cup plain, fresh mashed potatoes 4 whole black peppercorns
¼ tsp. fresh ground black pepper
1 tsp. chopped green onions (without the white part) to Method:
be used as a garnish 1. Rinse the fish frames and head in cold water to remove
any slime. Chop the frames into two- or three- inch lengths.
Method: 2. Combine the washed fish frames and heads with the
1. Combine the beans with the soaking water and soak remaining ingredients in a stock pot that will hold all of the
them for 12 hours or overnight. ingredients readily. Bring the mixture to a boil, lower the
2. Drain the beans, discard the soaking water and rinse heat to a point where the stock comes to a simmer. Simmer
with plenty of fresh water. the stock for one hour, carefully skimming off any scum
3. In a large soup kettle (five-quart minimum size) com- that appears on the surface.
bine the beans, smoked pork hocks, cooking water, and 3. Remove the pot from the heat and let the stock rest for
meat broth. Bring the mixture to a boil, reduce the heat and 30 minutes. Strain the stock through a triple fold of moist-
simmer the beans for 1½ hours. Skim off any scum that ened cheese cloth. Strip any cooked flesh from the bones
rises to the surface. and head before you discard the bones. Save this treasure
4. Add the onions, garlic, rutabaga, celery, and mashed and add it to your chowder
potatoes to the pot and continue to simmer the soup for 4. Cool the stock quickly, using the cold water bath
another hour or until the beans are tender. method, then refrigerate or freeze it until ready to use.
5. Remove the pork hocks from the soup, dice the meat,
discard the bones and return the diced meat to the pot. Fish chowder
6. Serve the soup directly from the pot into heated bowls
and garnish with the diced green onion. The secret to good chowder is a rich stock and fresh fish.
My mom would only make this chowder when she had
both. She used mainly pollack and cod because they were
Fish stock or fumet (pron. foo-may) inexpensive and they were the fish most often given to her
A rich fish broth is the secret of making a good fish chow- by our neighborhood fishermen. I have also made this
der or soup. It is simple to make, taking only about an hour chowder with freshwater bass, catfish, perch, and other
to cook. My mom made a batch of fish stock whenever I firm-fleshed, nonoily fish. My mom also used salt pork in
returned from a successful fishing trip. Some flesh always her recipe to give her chowder that “Cape Cod” flavor.
remains on the fish bones and head after filleting, and she Cholesterol and I don’t get along very well, so I have sub-
stituted vegetable oil. If salt pork is a must for you, replace Reduce the heat until the mixture reaches a slow simmer.
the oil in the recipe with four ounces of diced salt pork. Continue to cook the mixture until the potatoes are done
Sauté the salt pork with a little water until it becomes 3. While the above mixture is cooking, start a roux by
opaque. Remove it from the pan and set it aside. Add it to melting the butter or margarine over a medium heat in a
the chowder when you add the diced fish. small pan. Stir in the flour and cook this mixture for about
Ingredients: two minutes, stirring constantly. This roux should be a pale
brown when ready.
3 lbs. firm-fleshed white fish, cut into one inch pieces 4. Remove the roux from the heat and let it cool for a
2 Tbsp. peanut oil or any oil of your choice minute or two, then gently stir it into the mixture in the pot.
3½ cups yellow onions, diced medium 5. Add the fish pieces to the pot and cook slowly for about
2 pounds potatoes, peeled and diced 10 minutes, or until the fish is just cooked. Remove the
1 qt. fresh fish stock mixture from the heat.
2 Tbsp. butter or margarine 6. When you are ready to serve the chowder, place the pot
2 Tbsp. all purpose flour over a medium heat, add the milk, and heat the mixture
1 qt. whole milk through, gently. Do not let the chowder boil.
Kosher salt and fresh ground pepper to taste One final word on preparing consistently great soups and
chowders. Soup and chowders should never be a dumping
Method: ground for tired old ingredients that can’t be used any other
1. In a large skillet, heat the oil over a medium heat. Add way. Take pride in your soups and always use the freshest
the onions and sauté them until they are light brown. ingredients available. By selecting soup ingredients with a
2. Combine the onions, potatoes, and fish stock in a pot discriminating eye, and always using good fresh stock, your
that will hold all of the ingredients comfortably. Set the pot soups will always be satisfying to make and eat. ∆
over medium heat and bring the mixture to a gentle boil.
S E N D I N T H E WA C O K I L L E R S
TERM
Food Food
Storage
ou don’t have to wait By Jackie Clay chased at great sales at the
T
with, but they are
expensive and
Shelves full of food. l to r: dried apple
heavy if you have hree times the International
slices, pickles, onion bits, tomato sauce, peaches.
to carry them. Society of Newspaper Editors
However, their has included Vin Suprynowicz in
apples, prunes, raisins, cranberries, shelf life is quite good. It is claimed their list of the 12 top weekly
strawberries, apricots, pineapple, and that they will store for five years, but editorial writers in North America. For
more. The down side is that most are years his shoot-from-the-hip style has
heavily laden with sugar, but they are
I’d suspect quite a bit longer if kept opened the eyes of thousands to gov-
away from heat. But, for the cost of an ernment abuse of our liberties. In this
light and tasty. MRE to feed one person, I can fix a book, Send in the Waco Killers, he
Jello and instant pudding mixes are meal—a real meal where you get blends material taken from his
another long-term storage goody. filled up—for four people, even in the syndicated column with new commen-
Lasting indefinitely, they make a great tary to give the reader a detailed,
snack, treat, or reward.
boonies. reporter’s-eye-view of how the rights
So there you have it—the truth and freedoms of Americans are being
Dried beverages, whether they be according to Jackie on long-term food subverted.
coffee, tea, or powdered drink mixes, storage. Try it yourself and find out He uses factual accounts from the
all store well, even in very long-term how creative your family can be. Mine daily news to show how the Feds use
plans. It is best, as in all the other the drug war, the public schools, jury
above items, to rotate your stock,
certainly is. rights, property rights, the IRS, gun
Just remember these tips: control, and anti-militia hysteria to
because powdered drinks, especially, • 1. Keep food cool, dark, and dry. increase its power and control over us.
have a tendency to cake. Of course
• 2. Make sure the food is factory He details how agents of the ATF and
they are still usable, but it doesn’t take FBI have routinely lied, how they
much to use the old stuff as you go
or home-sealed as well as it can use paid informants to infiltrate
and replace it with new.
be. Constitutionally-protected militia
• 3. Rotate all storage food regu- groups, then fabricate evidence to get
Nuts and sealed packages of sun-
larly, marking the date on which arrests and discredit them.
flower seeds make another great stor-
you entered each item into the Had he lived 225 years ago he’d
age snack. They will usually last sev- have written a book to detail how King
eral years, factory sealed or home
pantry. Use the oldest first. George III and Parliament have tried to
canned. Otherwise, they will become
• 4. Don’t be afraid to experiment. enslave us but, sadly, this book is
• 5. Have fun. about how our government today is
as rancid as those opened holiday salt-
After all, it’s a real joy and very depriving us of our freedoms and ruin-
ed nuts. I can a variety of nuts at ing the lives of thousands without
home, especially walnuts and pecans reassuring to know that your family changing even one word of our
from friends’ orchards. can get by nearly any period of bad Constitution.
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Mix flour with 2 teaspoons of salt Pests under pressure Salt and pepper the meat and dust it
and pepper. Dredge meat in mixture, with garlic salt and flour. In a large
then brown in the bacon grease in a You can substitute a raccoon, opos- skillet, brown the onions in cooking
large, heavy kettle over high heat. sum, groundhog, or two muskrats for oil. Add meat and brown, then cover
Remove the meat and set aside. the beaver. with water and add tomatoes. Simmer
Brown the onions in the kettle, then 1 small to medium beaver, cut into for one hour. Add potatoes, carrots,
add the water and stir. Put the meat serving-size pieces stewed tomatoes, and a little flour to
back in the kettle and add the carrots, 2 Tbsp. shortening thicken it and cook for about an hour
turnip, and 1 teaspoon salt. Cover and 1 tsp. paprika longer. These recipes may not put an
simmer until tender (about 4 hours), or 4 Tbsp. brown sugar end to all of your critter problems, but
cover and bake in a 325°F oven, about 1 tsp. minced onion they may make those occasional pests
40 minutes per pound. 2 Tbsp. lemon juice on the homestead a little more bear-
1 cup water able. In fact, you may just find your-
Coyote spread 20 stuffed olives, sliced self looking forward to them with...uh,
salt relish. ∆
The old Alaskan trapper that gave
me this recipe said he used it with Heat the pressure cooker. Salt the
beaver, fox, bobcat, sheep, moose,
caribou, bear, even—“slow or cantan-
pieces of game. Place meat and short-
ening in pressure cooker and brown
Introducing the
kerous sled dogs.” My wife, Annie, the meat. Combine the next five ingre- future of BHM:
tried it with a huge, old coyote that I dients in a small bowl. Pour over
took a couple years ago. We loved it. meat. Sprinkle olives on top. Place the
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about finishing all I had, though. of animal. Remove the meat from
cooker and thicken gravy.
game meat, cut into chunks
mayonnaise Varmint stew
onion, chopped
This is a good general recipe that
Boil the meat chunks until tender, works with just about any type of
then grind. (Annie shredded it with a game animal.
fork because we didn’t have a grinder
at the time.) Add the mayonnaise and 4 pounds wild game, cut into 2-
chopped onion and mix as you would inch pieces
tuna fish. We ate it on Ritz crackers salt and pepper
garlic salt
$10 per year
and loved every bite.
As a variation, you might substitute flour
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ingredients are fairly simple as well.
3. Sanitize the carboy with a bleach solution (1-2 oz. of
bleach for 5 gallons of water). Rinse.
5-6 pounds of malt extract (this can be “hopped”
4. Add 3 gallons of water to carboy.
or plain, light, medium, or dark in color)
5. Add the hot malt and water mixture to carboy. (Remove
5 gallons of water
hops first.)
1-2 oz. of hops (if using plain malt)
6. When temperature reaches 78 degrees or below, mea-
1 packet of ale yeast
sure specific gravity with hydrometer.
¾ cup of corn sugar OR 1¼ cup of dried malt extract (for
7. Add yeast.
bottling)
8. Secure stopper and fermentation lock. Be sure to put
water in lock.
The process is simplicity itself.
9. Ferment 8-14 days.
10. Bottle according to the instructions below and cap.
Method:
11. Age 10 days.
1. Dissolve the malt extract (or extracts) in 1½ gallons of
12. Enjoy your homebrew.
water.
2. Bring to boil, add hops (if called for) in cheesecloth bag
Be aware that the single most important issue in home-
and boil for 60 minutes. If using hopped malt, boil 15 min-
brewing is sanitation. Beer is designed to grow bacteria
utes.
(yeast), and the wrong bacteria in your beer will produce ating the brew. Carbonation is finished in no more than 14
incredibly nasty tastes and odors. In this basic case, boiling days.
the extracts and water sanitizes them, and the weak bleach You should be aware that homebrew has a layer of sedi-
solution takes care of the fermenter. There is no possibility ment on the bottom of the bottle. While it is harmless, it can
that the wrong bug will get into the beer. make the beer look muddy if stirred up. Therefore, it is best
The hydrometer, used to measure specific gravity, can be to chill the beer (which solidifies the sediment) and serve in
puzzling. Using plain water with an SG of 1.000, this device a glass. The results are worth the extra effort.
(it looks like a thermometer) can tell you how dense your
brew is. The density is caused by sugars dissolved in the Spice ale
liquid, and the sugar is converted to alcohol. Generally
speaking, the higher the starting SG, the more alcohol the Now that you have the basics of brewing, let’s look at
beer will end up with. some holiday recipes. One traditional European speciality is
Fermentation is obvious. Foam fills the top of the carboy. spiced ale. Rather than mulling the ale (heating it while
Gas (mostly carbon-dioxide) bubbles merrily out through adding spices), spiced ale has the flavorings present during
the lock. This brew will technically be an ale and, therefore, fermentation providing a more interesting range of flavors.
should be fermented at 60 to 75 degrees. Since there is no
advantage in aging the beer at these temperatures, it is fer- 3.3 pounds of light malt extract
mented for up to 14 days. You can tell that the fermentation 2 pounds of dark malt extract
is done by two signs. First, the air lock stops bubbling. 2 pounds of wildflower honey
Second, the beer begins to look dark. The darkening is 2 oz. of hops—Hallertauer or Fuggles
caused by the yeast settling out of the beer as it finishes its 2-4 oz. of spices (fresh ginger-grated, cinnamon,
work. You’ll note that the beer will darken from top to bot- nutmeg, allspice)
tom. ale yeast
Once fermentation is done, it is time to bottle the beer. corn sugar or dried malt for priming
First, sanitize your bottles, plastic bucket, and six feet of
hose with bleach solution. Boil the bottle caps for 15 min- Following the directions above, boil everything but the
utes. If you use bail type bottles, sanitize the rubber seals yeast in 2 gallons of water for 1 hour. Strain into the carboy,
with the bleach solution. cool, add the yeast, lock it up, and let ferment. Prime and
Once everything is sanitized, get your carboy and put it on bottle.
a table or counter. You will be using gravity to siphon the
beer from the carboy, so it has to be higher than the bucket. Maple beer
Take the corn sugar or dried malt extract, boiled in some In colonial times, maple syrup and maple sugar were com-
water, and pour it in the bucket. mon sweeteners. It was much cheaper than the imported
The corn sugar is what will feed the living yeast in your sugar or molasses. Of course, it found its way into beer.
beer, providing carbonation. Never use more than a cup of
corn sugar or 1 ¼ cups of dried malt extract for each 5 gal- 6 pounds malt extract (this can be light, amber, or dark)
lons of beer. Too much sugar can result in over-carbonation 1.5 oz. of hops (Hallertauer for lighter brews, Bullion
and perhaps even exploding bottles. for darker brews)
Take the sanitized hose and fill it with water. Make sure 1 pint maple syrup
there are no bubbles. The beer must be exposed to as little ale yeast
air as possible. Cover the ends of the hose with your fingers. corn sugar or dried malt extract for priming
Place one end of the hose in your carboy. Put the other end
in the bucket. Remove your finger and let the beer flow. Do Boil all the ingredients for 1 hour, using half the maple
not let the beer splash, or get bubbly. Drain the carboy syrup. Add the remaining syrup during the last minutes of
except for the last half inch. What will remain in the carboy the boil. Proceed as above for fermenting and bottling.
is a sediment made up of spent yeast and various proteins,
etc. that precipitate out of the brew during ferment.
Place the bucket on a table or counter, set your hose up
Pumpkin ale
again, and siphon your beer into bottles. Don’t splash the Another colonial favorite was pumpkin. As the old song
beer. Leave an inch of airspace at the top of the bottle. Cap went, “We can make the liquor to sweeten our lips of pump-
the bottles and label with the type and date. Store the bot- kin, of parsnips, of walnut-tree chips.” A pumpkin beer
tled beer in a dark quiet place, with temperatures between would be especially appropriate for the holidays. However,
55 and 70 degrees. The beer in the bottles will begin to clear the pumpkin requires some extra work.
in about a week, as the yeast in suspension is spent carbon-
Boil the malt extract, maple syrup, hops, and pumpkin for
1 hour. Add the spices in the last 10 minutes of boiling.
Strain, ferment, bottle.
The trouble tree
Cranberry ale
The carpenter I hired to help me restore an old
Cranberries are a traditional holiday food and appear on
the table in many forms. Here is one more. farmhouse had just finished a rough first day on
the job. A flat tire made him lose an hour of work,
6.6 pounds of pale malt extract his electric saw quit and now his ancient pickup
2 pounds of honey truck refused to start.
1.5 oz. of hops (Hallertauer is fine)
2.5 pounds of cranberries While I drove him home, he sat in stony silence.
ale yeast On arriving, he invited me in to meet his family.
corn sugar or dried malt extract for priming As we walked toward the front door, he paused
briefly at a small tree, touching the tips of the
Crush the cranberries, then boil for 1 hour with extract,
branches with both hands.
honey, and hops. Strain carefully (cranberry seeds are very
small), ferment, and bottle.
Feel free to experiment with these recipes. Spices can be When opening the door he underwent an amaz-
added or removed. The color of the malt (pale, amber, or ing transformation. His tanned face was wreathed
dark) will change the character of the beer. Adding more or in smiles and he hugged his two small children
less hops, or using a different variety, will effect flavor and and gave his wife a kiss. Afterward he walked me
aroma. You can leave the hops out altogether and use a to the car. We passed the tree and my curiosity got
hopped malt extract. This makes it much simpler and quick- the better of me. I asked him about what I had
er, since the long boil is to extract the bittering agents from seen him do earlier.
the hops. Varying the yeast will also have an impact on fla-
vor and quality. These three variables are enough to give
"Oh, that’s my trouble tree,” he replied. “I know
any brewer room to experiment. One company offers 17 ale
extracts, 54 unhopped extracts, and 18 different hops. That I can’t help having troubles on the job, but one
comes to almost 17,000 possible combinations. Granted, not thing for sure, troubles don’t belong in the house
all of them would be pleasant, but half the fun is in the with my wife and the children. So I just hang
exploring. them on the tree every night when I come home.
Then in the morning I pick them up again.”
Supplies
“Funny thing is,” he smiled. “when I come out
Supplies are easy to find. There are literally hundreds of
companies supplying beer making equipment. The maga- in the morning to pick em up, there ain’t nearly as
zine to read is Zymurgy, the journal of the American many as I remember hanging up the night before.
Homebrewer’s Association. It covers homebrewing from
the very basics to the most esoteric aspects such as breeding — Author Unknown
your own yeast strains. They also list local AHA chapters (submitted by Don Fallick)
and suppliers. The address is P.O. Box 1679, Boulder, CO
80306-1679. Brew Your Own is another homebrew maga-
zine. While not as exhaustive as Zymurgy, it is still worth a
said. He looked across the office and “Not really. The Declaration of Confederation, the document that pre-
asked, “What do you think, Mac?” Independence was the document that ceded the Constitution.
Mac glanced back in our direction notified the King of England and “And,” he continued, “the Founding
and shrugged. He seemed more Fathers themselves never
interested in how quickly his referred to the Declaration of
clams were cooking. Independence as a legal docu-
“Come on, Mac,” I said, “Do ment. It wasn’t something they
you think this country would would reference as the ‘law of
be better if it were more the land.’ And it isn’t today.
Christian? Say, if we made it Even its primary author,
officially a Christian country?” Thomas Jefferson, would have
“No,” he replied. thought it funny if someone
Not one of us said a word for had referred to it in court.
a moment and Mac continued “Later, when they drew up
to watch his pot. the Constitution, in 1787, they
“Why do you say that?” were drawing up the document
Laura finally asked. that would govern the country.
“Ohhhh...” he began and And, when they did, they were
shook his head without looking well aware that they were nei-
back at us. “I really don’t like ther referencing God nor
talking about religion.” including the Declaration of
Independence into the
Christian founders Constitution.”
“So what’s your point?” she
“But the people who founded asked.
this country wanted it to be a “My point is that the
Christian country,” she persist- Founding Fathers very careful-
ed. ly avoided including religion
“Had they wanted it to be a when they wrote and adopted
Christian country they’d have the Constitution.”
written it into the “But how can you be so sure
Constitution.” that a Christian country wasn’t
“But the Founding Fathers what they wanted?” she asked.
were Christians,” she contin- “George Washington himself
ued. “They even speak of God stated that the United States is
in the Declaration of in no sense a Christian nation.
Independence.” He said this even though it was
He turned around and said, founded by Christians.”
“You’re right, the Founding “You know” she added,
Fathers were Christian, or at least born English Parliament that the 13 “John Adams, the man who became
Christian, though some, like Jefferson, American colonies were breaking the second President, said the only
were deists when they grew up.” away from England. It was not a legal reason our Constitution would work is
“What’s a deist?” I asked. document in the sense that it was a because we’re a Christian people.”
“It’s a philosophy that embraces a blueprint document that governs this
moral code, but denies the interfer-
ence by a god or gods in the natural
country. For one thing, the United The First Amendment
States was not a ‘country’ when the
laws of the universe. And you’re also Declaration of Independence was “Yes, but even if that were true, the
correct that the Declaration of written. They were 13 independent people being Christian and the gov-
Independence refers to God,” he said states. From the time the Declaration ernment being Christian are two dif-
to Laura, “though actually, the word of Independence was adopted until the ferent issues. Besides, those words of
used is Creator.” Constitution was ratified, these newly Washington and Adams do not consti-
“So isn’t that evidence that they independent states were more akin to tute a legal mandate that would or
wanted some religious aspects to our NATO than a country. This was true wouldn’t make Christianity the offi-
country?” even under the Articles of cial religion of this country. That
would have had to have come from The Bible and history “In the ensuing years, there was
the Constitution, and the Founding more slaughter, but things really start
Fathers not only avoided including “Really? Consider this: the Old to get interesting with the Crusades,
religion into the original writing of the Testament is almost a handbook for starting in 1095 under Pope Urban II.
Constitution, but a few years later, in those who want to commit genocide. One crusade after another, for two
1791, they made a prohibition against For instance, we forget that after the centuries, including at least one chil-
the establishment of a state religion in walls of Jericho came tumbling down dren’s crusade that left thousands of
the first sentence of the First to Joshua’s trumpets, everyone in the children dead, raped, or sold into slav-
Amendment: ‘Congress shall make no city was killed. That in conquering A’i ery—all conducted by Christians in
law respecting an establishment of the Israelites slaughtered every man the name of God.
religion, or prohibiting the free exer- woman and child they could find— “Then you don’t have long to wait
cise thereof...’ Christians said that.” 12,000 in all. Then there are mas- until the Inquisition. It’s purpose was
I myself am a wuss when it comes to sacres at Azekah, Makkedah, and to stop dissension against the ‘one true
arguing with beautiful women, but Libnach—where virtually all the citi- faith.’ Jews, pagans, and even those
Mac stood his ground. I had to admire zens were killed. And it doesn’t stop who had differing interpretations of
his guts even though I thought he was there. There’s Gezer, Eglon, Debir, the Bible became targets of those who
being stupid. Hebron—city after city—dozens of acted in the name of God. The inquisi-
“But wouldn’t it be better if it were cities, where the entire populace or tors’ interpretation of the Bible told
Christian?” she persisted. nearly the entire populace were killed them they not only could do this, but
“Of course not.” in the name of God. they were obligated to do it. People
“How can you say that?” she asked died because of it.”
in a shocked tone. “Christianity is Our Founding Fathers did He checked the pot again.
based on love.” something no one else had “But, in the beginning,” Mac contin-
“Really? Does Christianity guaran- ued, “the problem with the Inquisition
ever done—they institution-
tee that we’d be a better country?” he was that you couldn’t get people off
asked and turned back to the pot alized our rights apart from their duffs to go after the heathens, the
whose cover he lifted to examine its God and government. They infidels, and the apostates. Then in
contents. “Spain was a Christian did not open them to ecclesi- 1208, by papal decree, it was decided
nation during the Inquisition; astical or bureaucratic inter- that those who persecuted the infidels
Germany was a Christian nation under could also seize their property—and
pretation or license.
Hitler; even the judges who hung the so the Inquisition was born.”
poor unfortunates in Salem in 1692 “This sounds like civil forfeiture we
were Christians. Slave owners were “After Joshua there’s the killing of now have in this country,” Dave
Christians and those who broke the Canaanites, Perizzites, Philistines. remarked.
treaties with the Indians were too. And in the time of King David the “It was,” Mac replied. “The average
Also, both the whites who lynched killing goes on with Syrians; some soldier or priest didn’t care what the
blacks in the South and the blacks 80,700 in one battle after another. infidels were doing until he found out
who rioted in L.A. were mostly “Exodus 15:3 says ‘The Lord is a he could cash in on it. At the very
Christians. History is replete with man of war.’ I have trouble construing least, hundreds of thousands died and
examples of Christians as well as the Bible as love? the number of casualties may have run
Christian countries doing the unfor- “And when we get to the New into the millions.”
givable. Simply being Christian did Testament, in Matthew 10:34 we can “All I can say is that the people who
not make who these people were and read Christ’s own words: ‘Think not ran the Inquisition weren’t very
what they did any better. Nor did it that I am come to send peace on earth. Christian,” Laura said.
make countries, that were officially I came not to send peace, but a “Are you telling me they weren’t
Christian, any better.” sword.’ Christians?” Mac asked.
“What do you have against “And following the New “No, I’m saying they didn’t act
Christianity?” she asked. Testament...well, where do you want Christian.”
“Nothing,” he said softly. “But even to start? It was claimed that there “Do you think they felt they weren’t
if I were a priest or a minister I’d still appeared in the sky over Constantine, acting Christian. Are you telling me
feel the same way I do now.” the first Roman Emperor to convert to they didn’t feel that they were acting
“Why? Those horrible people you Christianity, a Christian symbol with on the behalf of God?”
just mentioned simply weren’t follow- the words ‘In this sign, conquer.’ And “I’m not saying that. I don’t know
ing the Bible.” conquer he did. what they believed.”
“Well, it actually doesn’t matter “But, even if you were right, and I “There’s free choice in the Bible,
what they were thinking, but it’s am antireligious, anti-Christian, or but not civil freedoms. If personal
important to know these acts were whatever else you could accuse me of, rights and freedom were a Christian
committed in the name of religion. would it diminish the atrocities com- concept, it wouldn’t have taken
And, centuries later—centuries during mitted in the name of God? Does your Christian countries until almost 1800
which more mayhem was committed believing I’m anti-anything make reli- A.D. to finally come up with a country
in the name of God and Jesus Christ— gious atrocities more palatable?” with individual freedoms. Not only
the witch hunts began.” that, but the Eastern Roman Empire
“You sound anti-Catholic,” Laura “But, in the beginning,” would never have adopted it as the
said. Mac continued, “the problem state religion. Constantine in particu-
“I’m not. I could tell tales of the lar would never have adopted it. He
with the Inquisition was that
Protestants, Jews, Muslims, and who was an emperor and the Eastern
knows who else, each who have taken you couldn’t get people off Roman Empire was a dictatorship.”
their turns hunting down heretics and their duffs to go after the “What about the Ten
infidels, burning, flogging, strangling, heathens, the infidels, and Commandments?” she asked.
or bleeding to death those who dis- the apostates. Then in 1208, “Wouldn’t they serve as a nice basis
agreed with them, and seizing their for law?”
by papal decree, it was
property. “I don’t take issue with the Ten
“But it is interesting that even the decided that those who per- Commandments, and the Ten
witch hunts came about because of a secuted the infidels could Commandments are not unique to the
papal decree that allowed the also seize their property— Judeo-Christian ethic. Every religion
accusers, on the basis of accusation and so the Inquisition was has similar directives. But they are a
alone, to seize the property of sup- list of proscriptions regulating an indi-
born.”
posed witches—usually, rich wid- vidual’s behavior. Our Constitution
ows—and the only defense the “This sounds like civil for- and the Bill of Rights are exactly the
accused had was to ‘prove’ they feiture we now have in this opposite. Together, they are a list of
weren’t witches. In other words, they country,” Dave remarked. proscriptions against authority—tem-
were presumed guilty until they poral authority.”
‘proved’ themselves innocent, an She didn’t want to hear Mac go on “But our civil rights are God-given,”
almost impossible task, particularly in with what she regarded as an attack on Laura said.
light of the fact you had probably religion. So she asked, “Then what do “If our rights are God-given, then
already confessed to witchcraft while you think would help straighten out why don’t all Christian nations have a
being physically tortured. You know, this country?” Bill of Rights?” He didn’t wait for an
many women were raped and sexually “That’s easy: an understanding by answer.
mutilated by their inquisitors.” the public of what their Constitution “Laura, nowhere in the Bible is there
“I don’t want to hear about things says and really means, along with a any mention of freedom of speech,
like that,” Laura said. demand on the public’s part that it be freedom from unreasonable search
“That’s okay. But the list of reli- enforced. Without that, nothing, and seizures, the right to bear arms, or
gious wars conducted in the name of including religion, is going to save us. even the freedom of religion—in par-
God is frightening. The amount of ter- ticular there’s no freedom of religion.
rorism perpetrated in His name is stu- Rights and freedom “What’s more, look at the biblical
pefying. And the amount of persecu- view of property rights. When asked
tion committed in His honor is mind “The Constitution is important about taxes, Christ takes a coin and
boggling.” because neither Christianity, nor the asks the questioner whose visage is on
“You sound anti-religious.” Bible, nor any other religion, nor any it and, of course, it’s Caesar’s.
He threw a stick of butter in a dish other political document I know of, Christ’s response is, ‘Render unto
and put it in the microwave. places the individual first like the Caesar that which is Caesar’s.’”
“No, I’m not anti-religious at all. All Constitution of the United States does. “What’s the problem with that?” she
I am for is the absolute separation of The Constitution is about limits on asked.
church and state. That’s why I agree government; it’s about individual “The problem is, a man works for
with the Founding Fathers and I don’t rights and freedom.” pay and presumably—even though
want this country to accept “There’s freedom in the Bible,” she we’d assume he now owns the money
Christianity or any other religion as said. he’s worked for—just because it has a
the state religion.
picture of a government figure on it, it ing the United States a Christian “Oh, now I’m going to have a reli-
still belongs to the government.” nation, anyone can come here and be gious experience,” he said looking at
“So?” an American: Catholics, Lutherans, what he’d served himself.
“The implication here is that you Jews, Moslems, Buddhists, Dave and I went over and helped
give the government whatever is theirs Vietnamese boat people, freed African ourselves.
but who decides what’s theirs? Why, slaves, English college professors; the “One last thing,” Mac said. “The
the government does. And, by exten- unwanted, the unwashed, Duffy, problem with our Constitution and the
sion, does this mean that since the Silveira...” Bill of Rights is that the people don’t
money belongs to Caesar that any- And we all laughed. seem to know much about them nowa-
thing we swap that money for also “And why do you think they want to days. Our own government seems to
belongs to Caesar? Maybe not, but it come here? Because it is the only work against the Constitution and
would seem that way. country in the world, the only country treats it as just a terrible inconve-
“And this, of course, is the same in all of time, where you can come nience to doing a day’s work, and
mentality our government uses to jus- and say you belong and you can what with the way those infringements
tify civil forfeiture—that is, it doesn’t become a citizen by just believing in become institutionalized, it appears as
believe in ‘property rights’ of the citi- one thing: the Constitution. if the American people are becoming
zens anymore. Of course, they use the used to it. It’s ironic but immigrants,
Orwellian argument that property If we want to be Christians, because they have to read the
doesn’t have any rights.” fine. God will save our souls. Constitution, know more about it than
“What do you mean ‘Orwellian?’” I But, if we want to live free, most of those who are born here.”
asked. then we have to grab our “Yeah?” I asked as if wondering
“In his novel, 1984, George Orwell what his point was.
warns against the way government
rights and hold onto them for “Well, we’d better keep letting these
personnel twist the meanings of dear life because no one else people in because they’re the only
words. He refers to this practice of is going to grab them for us. ones who are going to know what the
changing meaning as ‘newspeak.’ In God won’t. Read the Bible. Constitution and, in particular, the Bill
this case, when we the citizens talk See what it says. He’s got of Rights are and why they’re impor-
about property rights, we are talking tant. I’ll bet your kids, born here,
about our right to have property. The
more important things to don’t.”
bureaucrat’s and politician’s practice worry about. “So, don’t think for a minute that
is to twist the meaning and say it I’m antireligious or anti-Christian in
means property has rights and, gee, “In fact, once you’re in this country, any way, Laura. If we want to be
everyone knows property doesn’t have you don’t even have to be an Christians, fine. God will save our
rights.” American to have the Bill of Rights souls. But, if we want to live free, then
“But they can’t do that,” I said. apply to you. Once you’re here, on we have to grab our rights and hold
“They’re doing it now. That’s actu- American soil, those Amendments onto them for dear life because no one
ally the logic they use,” he said. protect you even if you’ve never been else is going to grab them for us. God
Laura seemed to have dropped out here before. Even if you have no won’t. Read the Bible. See what it
of the conversation, but Mac turned to intention of ever becoming a citizen. says. He’s got more important things
her and said, “Our Founding Fathers Even if you’re a Communist who to worry about.”
did something no one else had ever wants to burn the flag, tear up the Bill He sat down and started eating his
done—they institutionalized our rights of Rights, and enslave us all—the Bill clams. Laura watched intently and
apart from God and government. They of Rights protects you because the finally reached over and took one.
did not open them to ecclesiastical or Founding Father’s notion was that “How do you do this?” she asked.
bureaucratic interpretation or license. they don’t belong to us, they belong to “Take it out of its shell like this,” he
They were the people’s rights, apart everybody.” said demonstrating the technique,
from all else—at least until recently. The microwave had already dinged “and dip it into the butter, and...”
Now there is the notion we get our and Mac took the dish of butter out “Wow,” she whispered. “These sure
rights from the government or the and poured a little in a bowl for him- don’t taste like they look,” and she sat
church, or somewhere else and that’s self, then he removed the top from the down and started eating from Mac’s
dangerous. pot and started taking out clams and plate. ∆
“Among the results is that, by not putting them on a plate.
tying the Constitution and the Bill of
Rights to Christianity and by not mak-
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year soils about 70 diapers a week. credentials. Some experience in basic and family affection.
A cotton diaper service provides bookkeeping and customer service are There are many outlets for purebred
convenience at about the same cost as very handy. Costs for starting in land- puppies including local newspaper
disposable diapers. Our service pro- scaping average about $4,000 for advertising, out of town big city news-
vides 70 clean diapers, delivered once basic equipment, in addition to a papers, and specialty magazines.
each week, a container, and mesh truck. Liability insurance costs from Puppies are most often shipped by air
laundry bag for $20 per week. The $800 to $1,000 per year. As new freight to their new homes. We have
diapers are cleaned at a local coin- equipment is desired it can be pur- begun offering personal delivery to
operated laundry facility. Profit from chased when the need arises. any location within a 400-mile radius
the diaper service from each customer We are currently planning to expand for a fee slightly more than air freight.
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Landscaping shrubs, and trees each year. Within the able to travel a bit to some interesting
next couple of years we would like to weekend destinations.
My third addition to the family offer this nursery stock to the public There are hundreds of breeds of
economy is my personal favorite. directly from our 20-acre farm (locat- dogs, each with a different set of traits
Through years of working various ed with frontage on a major highway) and purposes. If you decide to breed
jobs I have gained tremendous knowl- and also through sales of our products dogs, find a breed that suits your
edge in the field of landscaping. With through the landscaping service. lifestyle. Every breed sells for a differ-
this experience I have been able to ent price. Giant dogs are definitely not
make a successful part-time income
for 10 years now. There are three
Dog breeding for everyone and are not the most
profitable by any means.
types of people who hire landscape Finally, there is yet another addition Obviously, making a living in the
contractors. to our homestead economy. This is country is not the easiest of things to
The first, and probably the most reli- dog breeding. We have an apprecia- do. With a little creativity and the
able, are the senior citizens who need tion for giant breeds of dogs that were desire to work, a modest income is at
maintenance on lawns, shrubs, and designed for certain purposes. The your fingertips. Of course, these meth-
gardens. Many seniors are no longer Saint Bernard seems to fit perfectly ods of generating income are not
able to perform the physical tasks and with our philosophy. These dogs are going to work for everyone. They
are willing to hire honest, reputable huge, sometimes weighing close to have served me well, however, allow-
people who can do the work for them. 200 pounds. They are also strong, ing me to live my dreams in a place
Secondly, there are the two-income capable of heavy work such as pulling where I have always wanted to be and
family homeowners who do not have carts, sleds, etc. Saint Bernards are independent from the monotony of the
the time or desire to do yardwork and also very affectionate and gentle with daily grind at a “regular day job.”
landscaping projects, but they have children, yet protective of their prop- Hopefully some of this information
the income to support hiring a con- erty. will provide the incentive for other
tractor. One breeding pair of Saints regis- homesteaders to assert their indepen-
The third type of potential client is tered with the American Kennel Club dence by making a living in the coun-
the commercial operation. All types of (AKC) may gross $7,000 or more try on their own. ∆
businesses strive to maintain a profes- each year depending on the frequency
sional image. Since the landscape is of breeding and the number of puppies
the first and lasting impression, these sold. Many other breeds of dog can
companies almost always need to hire bring in much more profit per year.
I For these reasons, one of my long- large nails. While I’ve found the use
trips, waterfowl hunting, running time favorite watercraft is the of a chainsaw and a regular claw ham-
trotlines or trap-lines, float hunt- extremely simple and ultra-inexpen- mer helpful, the only really indispens-
ing, or any of a number of other water sive wooden cat-boat. These boats able tool for fashioning one of these
related outdoor activities, you already seem to have been drifting in and out boats is a sharp single-bit ax.
know that having some kind of boat as of popularity since the early 18th cen- The illustrations show pretty plainly
part of your equipment is just about a tury when they were frequently used the method I’ve used for assembling
prerequisite. However, if you’ve by trappers, fishermen, waterfowlers, several of these super-simple water-
priced commercially built boats late- and others along the Ohio, Missouri, craft over the years. Depending on
ly—from the simple aluminum john and Mississippi Rivers, as well as on your own preferences and the body of
boats up to one of those flashy fully many lakes. water you’ll be using it on, a cat-boat
loaded bass boats—you already know Today, despite all the technological can be paddled, rowed (with inclusion
the prices are generally much higher advances, you’ll find that there are of the optional wooden oar-locks), or
than many of us are willing to pay. still several excellent reasons for even poled along if the water is shal-
At the same time, many of us who putting together and using these sim- low enough. For most of my own pur-
already own one or more of these ple watercraft, not the least of which poses though, I’ve found that mount-
manufactured watercraft aren’t always is that, because of the small amount of ing an inexpensive used outboard
so keen on loading, hauling, unload- time and material invested in it, you’ll motor on a wooden mount greatly
ing, and reloading our boats as fre- find few reasons for worrying about increases the craft’s utility and versa-
quently as even a daily fishing or leaving your cat-boat unattended. In tility.
hunting trip might demand. But leav- more than 25 years of using these Though the completed boat is pretty
ing a boat—even a cheap, used one— boats, I’ve never had one come up heavy, it’s also mighty maneuverable
unattended at water’s edge often missing. and stable.
means a missing boat, even in
canvas shelter w/ sleeping bag
fish basket can fit in for all night fishing
opening left in docking lantern hanger
for night fishing
stove made of
upside-down
wash tub mount-
outboard oarlock and simple oar made
ed on dirt &
mounted on from pole and board
brick
2x6 boards
10 ft long by 3 ft wide cat boat cement-filled
coffee can for anchor
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Most times I find I prefer using the I’11 normally let down two anchors—
cat-boat as a “big water” boat, that is,
on lakes, oxbows, and wide slow
one up front, and one in the rear for
extra stability—on 3 / 8 -inch nylon
Introducing the
rivers. But I’ve also found this simple
watercraft to be highly adaptable and
rope. I used to stick primarily with
standard kellick anchors fashioned as
future of BHM:
readily modified, making it exception- illustrated from a boiled forked limb
ally well suited to customization for
special uses.
During waterfowl season I’ll often
and a large rock, but for the past cou-
ple of years, I’ve taken to relying on
simple anchors produced from placing
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attach brush, reeds, cattails, etc., to the
sides of the boat, arching this camou-
a bent piece of ¼-inch or 3 / 8 -inch
rebar, bent as shown, inside a large
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flaging inwards to form a roof that coffee can filled with cement.
provides an ideal floating hunting All told, whether you’re unwilling to
blind. part with the funds needed to purchase
For night-fishing it’s even easier to a commercially produced watercraft
nail on a couple of stout poles to hang or you just don’t feel like taking any
lanterns from for added visibility. extra risks with your “good” bass or
Of course, lashing a waterproof tarp speed boat, for everyday fishing, trap-
over a simple pole framework can ping, hunting, or any other rough day-
provide dependable shelter from sun, to-day uses you’ll find this ruggedly
wind, rain, or other weather. In fact, dependable and well proven cat-boat
with the further addition of a light- to be suited to many of your back-
weight canvas “tick” stuffed with woods needs. ∆
straw, dead grasses, or dried leaves,
I’ve often found it comfortable
enough to sleep right out on the water.
Short-forked sticks can easily be
nailed in place for use as rod-holders,
During the sealed-bid process, the Real property is also often sold
agency wanting to sell the property through private real estate brokers. Some useful
may prepare a formal document called These brokers negotiate the sale of internet addresses:
an “Invitation for Bid.” This docu- these properties on the government’s
ment describes the property and behalf, however, so make sure you are Federal Deposit Insurance
explains the procedure for placing a getting a good deal before you buy. Corporation (FDIC), Asset Sales:
bid. Interested individuals then submit The Department of Housing and http://www.fdic.gov/assets/index.html
a bid on the property. When the bid- Urban Development (HUD), and the U.S. General Services
opening date occurs, the bids are read Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) Administration:
publicly, and the sale of the property sell property by this method. http:~www.gsa.gov/pbs/pr/prhome .htm
is awarded to the highest bidder who Housing and Urban Development:
correctly followed the bidding proce- How do you find out http://www.hud.gov/homes.html
dures. Bids which have not properly
followed the bidding procedures are
about real property sales Government Asset Sales: list of state
links: http://www.financenet.gov:
disqualified, even if they are the high- The government advertises and 80/Financenet/sales/salestat.htm
est bid. Thus, it’s important to note promotes available properties in
and follow the specific bidding List of federal links:
several ways. Most government agen-
instructions for any property on which http ://www.financenet.gov:
cies list properties for sale in adver-
you want to bid. 80/financenet/sales/salefed.htm
tisements in local, regional, and
The main drawback to the sealed bid national papers. Specialty publications U. S. Customs auction information:
method is that you may find yourself such as the Commerce business Daily http://www.treas.gov/auctions/customs/
outbid by only a few dollars: Thus, also carry announcements for govern- Bureau of Land Management:
while you don’t want to pay more for ment property sales, as do various http.//www.blm.gov
a property than it is worth or than you trade publications. Agencies also post Consumer Information Center:
can afford, you must bid as high as notices in various government build- http://www.pueblo.gsa.gov/cic_text/fed_p
you feel reasonably comfortable doing ings including local post offices and
State of Utah:
if you really want the property. county courthouses. Some govern-
http://wwwhl.state.ut.us/saleinfo.htm.
Auctions for real property are held ment agencies also advertise property
the same way that auctions for sales through radio advertisements Commerce Business Daily:
personal property are held. Real prop- and even local flyers. Other govern- http:~cbd.cos.com
erty auctions are often held at the ment agencies will put your name on a
courthouse in the county in which the mailing list and notify you when prop- How to buy real property
property is located, but can be held on erties are coming up for sale.
the property itself, or any other place (Sometimes a small fee is charged for from the government
the auctioning agency deems appro- this service.) Although there are often very
priate. A real property auction works With the explosion of the use of the specific procedures you must follow
just like other auctions. On the day of Internet, many government agencies in order to participate in the sale of
the auction, people bid for the prop- also use various web sites to advertise real property by the government, here
erty until no higher bid is offered. The available properties. Many federal as are some general guidelines you
property is then sold to the highest well as state agencies have their own should follow.
bidder. internet home page. (See the inset on First, before you attend a govern-
The main drawback to a public this page for a list of some useful web ment auction or submit a sealed bid
auction is that you can get-carried sites.) for a piece of property, do your home-
away with the spirit of the bidding Local real estate brokers have lists work. Contact the appropriate agency
process and end up paying more for of properties for sale, particularly and find out basic information about
the property than you would have paid HUD and VA properties. Some local the property and the auction. Get a
for a similar piece offered by a private auctioneers also receive notice of copy of the “invitation for Bid” or
party. Of course, having to be present upcoming government property similar document if it is available.
during the bid, or having to provide an auctions, so you may be able to get Make sure you understand what it tells
authorized proxy can also be a draw- information from a local auctioneer in you as most sales are final.
back, particularly if you live any your area or in the area where the Specifically ask when the sale or
distance from where the auction is property you are looking for is auction will take place and where,
being held. located. what sales method will be used, if
Where to get erty is located. Look under Federal located. These offices are: the
Government, and then for the office’s Northeast Service Center, 101 E River
more information name such as the U. S. Army Corp of Dr. East Hartford, CT 06108 (1-800-
Contact these agencies for more Engineers (look for Army, Corps of 873-7785), the Western Service
information about real property for Engineers), U.S. Marshals Service Center, 4 Park Place, Newport Beach,
sale from the government. (look for U.S. Marshals Service of the CA 92714 (1-800-234-0867), and the
For FmHA sales, contact the Department of Justice), or the V.A. Field Operations Branch, 1910 Pacific
Farmers Home Administration county (look for Veteran’s Administration). Avenue, Dallas, TX 75201(1-800-
office in the county where the prop- For V.A. and HUD properties, check 568-9161).
erty is located. Look under Federal with licensed real estate brokers in the For information concerning state
Government, Farmers Home area where the property is located. lands available for sale, contact the
Administration in the government You can also contact HUD directly at Division of State Lands (or similar
pages of the phone book for the area. 1-800-767-4483. department) for the state in which the
If the property you are looking for is By writing to the Consumer property is located. Also, see if the
not in the area covered by your local Information Center, you can also state has a web site. A search of the
phone book, you often can find phone receive a free or low-cost copies of Internet for the state, then for “land
books for other cities and states at various related booklets, and be added sales” or similar topic may help you
your local library. to the list to receive their quarterly find the home page for that state.
To contact some of the other federal publication of the U.S. Real Properties From there, look for a page containing
government agencies which sell real Sales List. information about real property sales.
property, you also find the local office The Federal Deposit Insurance You can also use your computer to
in the government pages of the phone Corporation (FDIC) has three regional contact the web sites also listed in the
book for the area in which the prop- offices that handle real property sales inset on page 78. ∆
depending on where the property is
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where he talks about his beliefs and but the Internet she does with the mail,” Duffy said. “I used the remote
what he is doing about them. He also WebTV.” device to click between the Internet
provides a booklet of supporting Pollard saw a way to make some and regular TV. Once on the Internet,
research he’s gathered. money introducing others to WebTV. the commands were very user friend-
For him, selling comes easy. He has ly; you can type using the remote or
Keeping up and in touch had decades of sales and marketing the faster keyboard accessory.”
and people contact that began at age “One sale usually makes five more,”
WebTV fits into Pollard’s views as a eight in his home town of Nashville, Pollard observes.
tool for keeping up as well as keeping “knocking on doors and selling people A 1997 Washington Post newspaper
in touch. His 90 e-mail messages greeting cards.” article stated about 150,000 units had
mostly come from two lists where His background also includes being then been sold compared to the 15
people are tracking the Millennium a pastor for several years in Kentucky, million households it said contained
bug and another concerned with sur- Tennessee, and south Florida. an Internet-capable personal comput-
vival and self-reliant living that has a “That was selling fire insurance,” he er. WebTV claims approximately
Christian ethic. reflects about his years in the ministry. 400,000 subscribers today.
On the 64 acres in southwest In Florida, he became involved in Retailers and the large chain com-
Kentucky that he now calls Success minority ministries in the inner city puter and electronics stores don’t push
Ranch, purchased about five years and as a Christian activist. That took WebTV equipment because there isn’t
ago, Pollard has built a 1,440-square- him to the state capitol in Tallahassee a lot of profit in it, he points out. A
foot earth-sheltered house for himself where he put his powers of persuasion complete basic or “classic” WebTV
and his wife. He also has recycled a to work at the government level. system can cost under $100 for the
100-year-old two-room house and two To sell WebTV to others, Pollard basic hardware. Then there is a
outbuildings he found there. The old began by contacting a friend in monthly fee for Internet services.
tin-roofed, post-and-beam house has Nashville who was a distributor for a Pollard describes his WebTV as
become his office and a library for a Multi Level Marketing firm in much like a video cassette recorder in
growing collection of self-sufficiency California. This arrangement means size. It comes with a wireless remote
reference books. he has no territorial sales limitations control. The WebTV box hooks to any
The property adjoins a 3,000-acre and no need to invest in and store any television and to the nearest telephone
wildlife preserve and there is a small big inventory, he says. service jack. A wireless remote key-
river through it with fish and beaver, Pollard introduces others to the board at $70 is an accessory. A fancier
he says. Pollard, at 61, has begun WebTV system mainly from a booth WebTV Plus receiver, for an addition-
building a meat-and-milking herd at a few preparedness expositions al couple of hundred dollars, adds
starting with a few cows and pygmy around the country, through compara- more computer capability and more
goats. There’ll be a chicken flock for tively inexpensive advertising in com- Internet bells and whistles. Both the
more meat and eggs. And he has a munity shopper newspapers and by basic unit or the upgraded version will
vegetable and herb garden. There is a word-of-mouth marketing. He hands also hook up to several kinds of popu-
substantial wood lot and he has plant- out a home-made, computer-generated lar computer printers. The printer is
ed some acres in grain and other, what introduction, about 4 by 5-inches in essential to retain any of what is cap-
he calls, “practical” crops. size, that reads simply, “Surf the Net tured from the Internet and displayed
He’s searching for the right pair of without a computer for less than on the TV screen.
Belgian draft horses to buy and for $150,” and includes his voice and fax
horse-drawn implements. That is so he
can reduce dependence on gasoline-
phone numbers and his company Many features
name—Success Ranch Marketing.
powered equipment, he says. Both present WebTV models sup-
port the latest technology in e-mailing
At the Expos
Bought for convenience and real-time electronic “chat room”
A preparedness show in visits with others over the Internet.
“In my office I have WebTV and a Indianapolis, Indiana, is where Both give the user on-screen program
computer. I had the computer before I Backwoods Home Magazine publisher listings and guides for the TV shows,
got the WebTV. I got the WebTV for Dave Duffy met Pollard. lockout features for the Internet and e-
its convenience. And my wife can use “I sat down at his booth and used the mail where children may be among
it. She can do basically one thing with remote and a keyboard to access my the users and their use needs to be
the computer and that is keep books, own Web page (www.backwood- screened. There is even a phone call-
shome.com) and sent my office an e- waiting alerting interface feature that
Introducing the
will allow switching out of web travel “It is like a lot of things out there.
to answer the phone, then will go back That’s why I’ve enjoyed success in
on line and pick up exactly where you direct sales. Most of the things sold in
left off.
Picture-within-a-picture is another
direct sales are sold because they need
to be demonstrated to be sold. It’s not
future of BHM:
WebTV feature. That allows watching something you’ll go in and pick up off
a TV show and “surfing” the web at
the same time. If TV programs or
the shelf. And because of the amount
it sells for, most dealers like electronic The INTERNET
commercials display one of those stores are not going to push it when
“www-dot-whatever” Internet
addresses for more product informa-
they can sell you a $600 to $2,000
computer or $800 or more television
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tion, the WebTV user can just click set.
the clicker and WebTV will take him “And it is a relatively new concept
or her to that site on the Internet to see even though it has been around a
what it is all about. while,” says Pollard.
Favorite Internet locations and e- There is no debating the fact that,
mail addresses can be saved, among for less than $150, WebTV seems an
other ways to personalize the system. easy and economical way to get up to
Phone hookups for WebTV can be speed on the Information highway. ∆
either through an Internet Service
Provider (ISP) account if the buyer
already has one or direct from WebTV
Networks, Inc. Adding WebTV to an
existing ISP will cost another $9.95 to
$14.95 a month. From WebTV direct,
the service is $19.95 to $24.95 a
month. An affiliation between MCI
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any owner attention, although the lat-
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Works section features articles on
est one has a lot of people disappoint-
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version, including ads
users, you see, have their own net-
work on the web to share comments If your interest is energy, this • Easily downloaded from
and complaints. There’s a news group, magazine will open up a our website:
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