Beruflich Dokumente
Kultur Dokumente
Articles
What About My Culture? by Michael Ratliff ... page 7
Standing In Line To Get A Sandwich Tonight by Tomi Kiviluoma ... page 7
The Morals of Fields and Floods by Ryan Black ... page 8
Why Am I Here? by Anonymous ... page 9
The Problem Engine by Anders Malle Hjortshøj
...
page 9
Notes From A United World ... page 11
Columns
Unexplored Hong Kong by Mary Hui ... page 14
For The Defense by Colin Diersing ... page 14
Stories I’ve Heard by Terence Young
...
page 15
Bane of My Existence by Kumar Ramanathan ... page 15
PHOTOGRAPHY – Interesting Rooms by Aaratrika Bose & Mary Hui ... page 16
Alumni Section
Leaps, LOLs, Lights and Life by Gloria Yu (2008-10) ... page 18
Poetry
We Lie Together by Bobby Adamson ... page 21
Word Traffic by Hannah Wheatley ... page 22
Untitled by Anonymous ... page 23
Slaughterhouse by Tomi Kiviluoma ... page 24
MOMENTS OF
MOTION
by Dora Chu
MOMENTS OF MOTION
by Dora Chu
W H AT A B O U T MY
smoking is still ingrained in many cultures. Sexual
intimacy is also common place back home for many of
us. For some, even “illicit drugs” are legal and not out of
CULTURE? the usual. For UWC to prohibit all of these is a massive
hypocrisy. ese cultural backgrounds should be
by Michael Ratliff accommodated just the same as that of any other student.
I would be condemned for intolerance if I asked for a
Many of you have heard about this already, but for those Christian student not to wear a cross, but it is acceptable
who haven’t, the UWC Board recently decided on a to forbid me from drinking alcohol in front of another
Student Common Code of Conduct. is code of student who choses not to do so.
conduct proclaims that “[s]tudents who accept a position
at a UWC school or college commit to the pursuit of a e Common Code of Conduct wrongly establishes
healthy lifestyle, one that avoids potential harm to self within the movement a right not to be offended. e idea
and others.” I think we can all agree that this is fair. We of this movement is to be offended, to deal with it, and to
should generally strive to keep our bodies healthy – eat eventually come to an understanding of it. If we begin to
right, sleep well, and exercise regularly. But thats not say what parts of people’s cultures are acceptable to
what the UWC Board means. In “the pursuit of a healthy display, we no longer promote interc ultural
lifestyle”, “[t]he following are not tolerated: illicit drugs, understanding. Students will come here and leave here
tobacco, alcohol on school property and school without an appreciation for the ways in which other
sponsored activities, sexual activity in any public area, people are different. If that is what the UWC movement
including student rooms...” e UWC Board doesn’t is reduced to, we lose what makes us better than every
mind if we are unfit and sleep deprived because drugs, other boarding school.
tobacco, alcohol and sex are more detrimental to our
“healthy lifestyle”. I apologize, but that is an outright lie.
STANDING IN LINE TO GET
A SANDWICH TONIGHT
I will concede that I have had a liberal background; my
parents allowed me to make decisions for myself, only
advising me when I asked for it. I was free to act as I saw
fit, but also had to deal with the full consequences of my by Tomi Kiviluoma
actions. If I wanted to drink alcohol, I was responsible for
doing so in a manner that ensures my safety. If I wanted Anthony Kiedis sang about seeing a show that night.
to have sex, I was responsible for not contracting STDs or Well, I’m not here to sing although it would make this a
impregnating my partner. If I wanted to smoke tobacco, I lot more fascinating. And I can’t say whether dear
was responsible for the health risks related to doing so. Anthony referred to one certain spectacular night. Either
way, what I’m talking about today is an everyday
For the UWC movement to say that all of these activities situation in the canteen.
are not in line with living a “healthy lifestyle” is
personally offensive. ese activities are not inherently It seems to me that I don’t even have to mention how
dangerous. If done in the wrong way, they can certainly much pleasure sandwiches give me. And besides, I’m not
be detrimental, be so are many other things. e answer the only one to share this enjoyment. Our student
is not to prohibit them, but to demand personal community just loves sandwiches.
responsibility. Students who drink too much and
compromise themselves by doing so should face Patience is not a word to describe me when it comes to
consequences. Students who act responsibly should not food. So it really gets on my nerves when I have to wait
be forced to bear the burden of those who don’t. in a line that is stuck in some timeless zone. e most
annoying fact of the matter is that the queues are
is code of conduct is couching cultural intolerance in unavoidable, even inevitable. ere are always people
terms of promoting a “healthy lifestyle”. We are part of a craving for a sandwich, throughout all of lunch time. It
movement that commits itself to “international and doesn’t pay to wait until the lines disappear because the
intercultural understanding.” It even says so in the amount of sandwiches available is directly proportional
Student Common Code of Conduct, right before it gets to the length of the lines.
to the part where it enumerates which cultures “are not
tolerated.” For many people at a UWC, drinking alcohol Anyway, by the time I get to the counter, all the most
is normal, whether with meals or socially. Equally, delicious fillings have ravenously been stolen away from
me. But my disappointment passes with a deep breath. useless. ey just lie there, waiting for a new crop
No big deal. At least I have this nearly-a-masterpiece of season…
nutrition on my plate. e real blood pressure peak and
nerve boiling point is reached at another line. e line Around October, the crop season begins. e fields get
for the triangle toasters. back to their job, providing soil from which rice will
come up. You may ask if they can do it well since they
Why is it that aer a brain-damaging time lag at the were useless marshes before. ey can. And surprisingly,
sandwich counter, you have to face yet another ten they can even do it better than they did before. Once the
minutes for your sandwich to be toasted? Of course, this water has evaporated from our marshes, it leaves behind
is only mandatory in order to maximize satisfaction. I fields full of alluvium, which support rice growing. It is
feel cheated if, aer all the effort, I end up eating an said that while the floods go away, the alluvium remains.
unfinished sandwich. See, a cycle of doom and
breakdown has been created. So do not be afraid when we have to face difficulties in
our lives. Like the fields, enduring the flood which brings
Obviously I’m whining here for nothing. It should be my the best crop, we will get for ourselves something worthy
responsibility to make sure I’m there on time to make aer all this. Our first time at LPC may not be an easy
myself the most glorious sandwich of the whole campus. time. We may have some shock, some struggles and some
homesickness. Sometimes it feels as though we’re stuck in
So does it show lack of respect towards these holy a quagmire, similar to the fields. Do not worry!
products? Everything will be ok. Two years later, when we look
back, we may find that we have got the most precious
Or does it show pure respect towards other people, as a experience, which, as I believe, will only make us
UWC student should be showing? stronger. is is alluvium of our lives. And of course, it
needs time to deposit.
Either way, the frustration caused by trying to stay in
your pants haunts you for the rest of the year. Two years ago, I thought about these images and kept
them as a moral for my life . It was the time when I le
So the fact that I even wrote this complaint gives me the my hometown to start a new adventure at my new school
unquestionable priority for sandwiches until otherwise in Ho Chi Minh City. Now, another amazing adventure
declared. has started and I think of it again. Since then, I have
realized that the worst thing of my adventure is my
WHY AM I HERE?
slightly nervous, for the future… I am pretty much on
the right track. So really, I see neither the point, nor the
relevance of the comment above in respect to my own
by Anonymous personal case.
“We need to think about the investment that people have In slightly thrown-together concluding terms: Be careful
put into our futures, and the fact that someone else could with your words, and the accusations you make. Not
be here doing better things than we’re doing. If we come every Rule Breaker is a Bad Egg with a bad future, and
here just to fool around and we don’t have it in our not every non-Rule Breaker is guaranteed a good one. So
consciousness that there is someone else who deserves our I apologise to you, Speaker 78, for I do not mean this as a
place – then there is something wrong with the way in personal attack – but rather a personal defence.
which we think.”
In an emergency meeting called to discuss the way that THE PROBLEM ENGINE
we represent ourselves in this school, points were raised
that both troubled and intrigued me. But it was really the by Anders Malle Hjorsthøj
point above that raised my many hackles.
Within the stately barbed-wire confines of our campus
A bit of context for you, Dear Reader, is that this view community, we’re frequently reminded that our purpose
was expressed amidst our digression into e Breaking of in being here is special; the intentions behind the
e Rules topic… highly controversial? I beg to differ. humbling sums of money bestowed upon us are noble,
“Breaking the rules is wrong” is a statement that, on its ambitious, and quite possibly even possible. e very fact
most basic level, I’m sure we could all agree with. But that the school exists, with all its flaws, means somebody
how many of us inter-dorm by a few minutes every out there thinks we have the potential to change our
night? How many of us have real serious moral issues countries and the world. And really, a lot of us certainly
with copy+pasting from Wikipedia the-night-before- do.
that-big-day-you’ve-been-dreading? I am almost certain
that we have all, at some point in time, broken a Rule. Wait! ere it is. Can you feel it? at instinctive, cynical
Now I am not advocating that they are all on that same gag reflex you get whenever you read about the UWC
level – they are quite clearly not (i.e. this denies you of movement or loy ideals in general. It’s a feeling that
your right to move, this denies you of your right to comes from having idealism stuffed down your throat
privacy, this takes you one step closer to Going Home), day aer day, alongside the frustrations, failures and
but I think that a comment like the one above is wrong stupidity associated with carrying anything out in that
on the basis that by equating ‘fooling around’ to troubling space we know as Reality.
‘breaking the rules’, you are condemning a whole bunch
of Good students to a long plane ride Home. So what, you ask, is the score? Are we succeeding in our
mission as UWC students? Can we be expected to
is brings me onto the phrase ‘investment in your succeed before even graduating? Is “succeeding” making
future’. Believe it or not, I can see no relevance between a the jump to a coveted top uni? Is it making friends from
person’s Breaking of e Rules to their success in the a country you’d know nothing about otherwise? Is it,
future. en again, I suppose it depends on your idea of perhaps, scoring the most goals against some local
Success. As a student with a 39, a boyfriend, a hunger for school’s football team with Maradonaesque flair?
education, an incredible group of friends from all over
the world and an itchy anticipation for the future, I Almost inevitably, no matter what your criteria for
thought to myself, where does the fact that I break e success are, you’ll say no without hesitation. Of course
Rules come into this, and more importantly, why? we’re not succeeding! Look at the state of this place – the
local-overseas split, the too-heavy academic focus, no
I break e Rules every week (if not every day), and yet, proper student representation in decision-making, etc.
by my standards – and I’m sure by many others – I stand
a pretty good chance of ‘succeeding’ in the future. Let’s step back a moment and consider – is our school
Whether you equate success to getting a good grade, facing real live actual problems, or are they merely self-
having a fulfilling relationship, being passionate about perpetuating phantoms? Could it be that we’ve been
knowledge, opening your eyes to the many cultures recreating the same trap for ourselves over 2-year cycles
around and embracing them or being ready, albeit since 1992?
And that’s where the real problem begins. Once you e inaugural meeting seems to go alright; the room has
assemble a range of young firebrands on a campus where plenty of enthusiastic students willing to offer their
all their basic needs are provided for, and where they abilities, and Ronny and Michèle gladly pitch in with
can’t exactly do much to solve hunger in Gaza, Indo- their past experiences. en, the elephant in the room
Pakistani nuclear tensions or even issues with Hong comes charging out of somebody’s mouth: “Why are
Kong democracy, they’re going to start looking for there no locals on the script team?”
problems that are within reach – nonexistent as they may
be. S/he is then told that any local who wishes to do so can
volunteer for the script team at will. No hands come up.
Many coming in as a first year will have been made aware Later, when the script team solicits ideas from the
by their second year of the dreaded local-overseas divide, student body, local in place, the suggestion is made to
that meat cleaver of a problem that’s sure to leave frowny send a separate e-mail, in Chinese, to local students.
faces and bitter cursing in all the world’s tongues aer Why?
any college meeting, or whenever any group of students
has to be chosen to do anything (even at a place like this, “ey trust me more, they know me from CCE, and we
you’ll hear people muttering “f**k Europeans” and feel like we’re being segregated.” Not much of a surprise
similar things). when you segregate a group like that, frankly! e first
year show meeting drags on:
e local Cantonese-speaking Chinese “community”
ordinarily resident in the Hong Kong Special “Why are there no girls in the matching committee?”
Administrative Region complains that overseas students “Why are there no Asians in the GIF team?” (For the
make no effort to understand Chinese culture and ways record, there are two.)
of thinking, and of being discriminated against. e “Why isn’t there anybody from the southern hemisphere
overseas “community” (to the extent that you can lump in the planning committee?”
the non-Chinese or even the Western world together), in
turn, complains that the locals Cantonese-speaking Li Po Chun United World College, STOP IT. We don’t
Chinese ordinarily resident in the Hong Kong Special need to assemble an Extraordinary Parliamentary
Administrative Region segregate themselves and, in Judicial Review Subcommittee with representation from
many cases, make little effort to reach out to overseas every continent, ethnic group, minor Pacific island,
students. blood type and kung fu style every single little time we
run into an issue or have to do something practical.
Broadly speaking, both sides have some truth to their
claims! I say scrap all the committees, all the representation, all
the self-imposed bureaucracy! Future leaders of
But for God’s sake, let’s take a step back and look at the tomorrow, for goodness’ sake, let’s not act like present
nature of the whole ordeal. ink about it: if somebody leaders of today!
hadn’t told you right from the start that there’s a divide,
would you have thought about it in those terms? At the We’re a special place, with 250 special people. Our
end of the day, we’re roughly 250 individuals, not a Sino- potential, now and in the future, is enormous. But as long
Western battleground between two monolithic camps. as we keep churning out problemettes to keep ourselves
busy, we’ll go nowhere, and the cogs of the Problem
Locals (that’s right, no more political correctness – you Engine will keep on turning.
can call me “gwei lo” if you feel like it), many of us do try
and understand Chinese culture, and appreciate that you Students of Li Po Chun United World College, I implore
have a different approach to things. Everyone on campus: you: Just stop fussing and from now on, get it done.
Your friends are your friends. Do you ever stop and split
them into groups? I didn’t think so. Deal with people as
MID-AUTUMN
FESTIVAL
by Laszlo Perge
MID-AUTUMN
FESTIVAL
by Laszlo Perge
Until I was eight, every time we watched something like But some people would rather that this system didn’t
A Nightmare on Elm Street or an Indiana Jones movie (I function as seamlessly as it should. ese instigators of
found giant rolling boulders scary and life-threatening), I social anarchy achieve their insidious goals through a
would sit right in front of the television to look brave, variety of schemes, but none are more deadly than what
albeit with my eyes closed as I tried to think about they do on escalators – they stand on the le.
chocolate and furry robots amidst the piercing screams
and sadistic laughter of my father and my grandpa. In this city there is an unwritten rule which you do not
cross. As a community, we have silently and unanimously
Once, aer watching Child’s Play, starring the macabre agreed upon a system to make escalator usage more
living doll Chucky, my grandmother gave me a gorilla productive – you walk on the le, you stand on the right.
doll which she placed on the shelf facing my bed. So at
night, when all the lights were turned off, my little room Why adhere to such an odd rule, you may ask. Well,
was pitch black and the crickets were chirping quietly, I frankly, it makes my life more efficient. I distinctly recall
could faintly make out the shape of my black-coloured several incidents where I was late to school because I
gorilla doll. It would stare at me with its shiny, jet-black, couldn’t get up the escalator fast enough.
beady eyes that would reflect what little light there was
and whenever I breathed in and out, the doll would seem I can already hear you laughing derisively through these
to move up and down as if it was breathing as well. I was pages. I can hear you thinking “as if five or ten seconds
so scared I couldn’t sleep that night and the very next day makes a difference!” Well, folks, I’ll let you in on a little
I threw the doll into the rubbish bin. My grandmother secret. It makes a huge difference.
later saw the gorilla in the bin and took it out and put it
back on my shelf. When I got back home from school See, I had a system. I knew exactly how long it would
and saw the doll, sitting as if it was never going to leave take me to get to school. When I lost those ten seconds
me alone, I completely freaked out. on that escalator, I missed that green light on the road
crossing five minutes later. ose two minutes I lost
Aer that moment, I realized how silly I was and through meant that I got embroiled in the morning rush hour and
the experience, gained some insight into life: Maybe we lost another three minutes. And guess what – I’m five
shouldn’t believe immediately in what we see, but digest whole minutes late to school!
it before acting upon our judgement. Even though I
wouldn’t mind turning back the clock and calmly So, I beseech you, next time you get on an escalator, take
walking past my gorilla doll instead of collapsing into a moment to look at which side you’re standing on. If
tears (since all family gatherings from then on would you’re standing on the le, remember those poor
begin with “Terence, seen any living dolls lately?”), I schoolboys and schoolgirls who might end up doing lines
guess I grew up a little bit aer that incident. At least I’m that aernoon because you’re too proud to swallow your
not scared of Indiana Jones movies anymore. anarchy. Stand on the right. Do it for the children.
If you have an interesting story that you wish to share with And if you’re not willing to do even that, pray that I’m
the school, I would love to write something for you. not around, because I will rain all hell down upon you.
INTERESTING ROOMS
by Mary Hui
INTERESTING ROOMS
by Aaratrika Bose
BTW, WE WERE IN
SHANGHAI
by Mabel Fung
WE LIE TOGETHER
by Bobby Adamson
Sun-screaming terror
Nestled behind
A paper-thin facade,
Sleepy imagination.
WORD TRAFFIC
by Hannah Wheatley
UNTITLED
by Anonymous
SLAUGHTERHOUSE
by Tomi Kiviluoma
In the corner shades
blind man swings the blades
So
in the corner shades
this man swings his blades
hears the engine somewhere
on his le hand
side and
hears the blades cutting flesh
frustrated, got
angry and demanded for
rights
went on a strike and told
that he is doing nothing unless
that lazy ass bastard starts to
do his share
So
in the corner shades
the man swings no blades
shrugs his shoulders and
reaches the le hand
out
and all of a sudden it
was all about pain
nothing else
just
pain
and all of a sudden it
was
nothing
He's replaceable,
said the employer and
switched the light
off