Vol. 24, Issue No.7
Phoenix, Arizona 85018
Boy cheerline
adds new
ADS spirit
Next year there will be a change
in the Cheer Line. Most Arca-
dian's feel that the girl cheer-
leaders show little spirit, and the
boys show much more. The boys
have expressed how they would
like to try being on the new Cheer
Line, and even though their junps
won't be as high, they still want to
try. The board has decided that the
male Cheer Line will bring much
more spirit to the various games.
The qualifications for the boys
are: nice legs (nicely shaved, with
no niclc.&-}, good looks no braided
armpit hair, very little face make-
up, a good spread, back flip and
double twisting somersault, bench
250 or more, and bra size under
36-B. For more information please
contact Mr. Kimball in room 1037.
Arcadia loves
Miss April
Hugh Heffner contacted the Ar-
cadian recently regarding a recom-
mendation for a new playboy
centerfold in the over 18 category.
The Arcadian proudly recom-
mended Mrs. Helen Loos. She had
a complete portfolio, went for her
interview, and got the job. The Ar-
cadian has proudly interviewed
our new celebrity.
Q. Why do you feel you were
chosen for the centerfold?
A. I am Arcadia's and
Phoenix's reigning sex goddess,
why shouldn't I be?
Q. Are you going to advance to
bigger and better things?
A. Of course. Mr. K. and I al-
ready have a Hustler interview lin-
ed up.
Q. How does your hubby feel
about this?
A. He feels I have great poten-
tial and, just like John Derek, he
wants to be the photographer and
personally expose me to the world
of Fantasy.
Q. Helen, do you have any last
words for us little people before
you move on to stardom?
A. Well,I'llsendallofmymen
here free 5x7 blow up pictures and
dolls .
Good luck in the future, Helen.
Arcadia wishes you the best.
Arcadia High School.
Teachers' Stud of 1984 Prom
antics amuse the month Cancelled
students
This month we continue with
the antics of the teachers we all
know and love. Mr. Garard
Bimbell has professed his love for
Ms. Bummers and he wants to go
to Hawaii together this summer to
grade junior class English papers.
In Hawaii, Ms. Bummers will also
be going back to moonlighting as a
Playboy Bunny and serving Mai
Tais.
Mr. Sutz and Mr. Skippy have
pooled their money that they've
saved from 10 years of teaching
and bought the copyright for Truly
Tasteless Jokes #4. Mr. Cramwell,
upset that he isn't in on the deal,
offered them $10,000 for 2 shares
of the stock. What a waste, he
could have used the money to go to
Thailand or Hawaii with Ms.
Bummers and Mr. Bimbell.
Mr. Poor is getting his extra
money these days for his nice
Bronco by working at Cheeks on
the weekends. It's been rumored
that he rips up the I.D.'s of his Ar-
cadia women admirers so that they
can't watch him "strut his stuff."
Dr. Magner .lust signed a con-
tract with CBS to play Leonard
Nimoy's old role as Dr. Spock in
the upcoming Star Trap II. Good
Job, Dr. Magner.
Guess what? Ms. Collins ran out
of gas this morning, wearing her
new outfit, which cost so much
that she couldn't afford to run her
car. Mr. Ruins wouldn't spot her a
few either.
Stay tuned for next month's
continuing Teacher Soap.
Mrs. Kraus
attacks
students
Yes, it really happened. On
"'March 20,1984, Mrs. Kraus, a well-
liked secretary in the Arcadia High
School Office was seen brutaly
beating a freshman boy after he
asked her if he could use her phone.
Mrs. Kraus simply replied,
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH, you
kids are driving me absolutely nuts
abound here!" Then with a swift
back-hand, she batted the young-
ster over the head with an open fist
and literally attacked him until he
was unconscious. Many people in
the office flocked to scene and
could'nt believe their eyes. Mrs.
Kraus was laughing an ungodly
laugh while she proceded to pounce
on top of the child and start inter-
nal damage to the boy's liver, heart,
ribs, kidneys, and so on.
Mrs. Kraus is now serving 5
years at the state prison and she
says she loves it so far. She has
been lifting weights in her spare
time and practicing sumo-wrestl-
ing along with marshall arts just
for the fun of it. After her 5 years
are up she stated that she was go-
ing to join the Foreign Legion and
practice canabalism in South
America for a few years. Most of
the information on Mrs. Kraus has
been withheld by government of-
ficials but we here at the Arcadian
will keep you updated as more
news comes in.!
April 1, 1984
Lezlie
This month we'd like to present
Lezlie Van Dyke, Stud of the
month. Lezlie is presently a junior
at Arcadia. Her hobbies include
Jello wrestling, broom hockey
with some Camelback friends on
the weekends, playing tennis (mix-
ed singles), mud wrestling, fre-
quent visits at Raggedy Anne's
(her favorite night spot), and col-
lecting Boy George and
Eurythmics albums so' she can
have "Sweet Dreams." Her favo-
rite movie is Personal Best and she
keeps it for her home VHS. Other
favorite idols include Ms. Russell
(ex-P.E. teacher at Ingleside,
remember her girls?), Olivia
Newton-John and Billie Jean
King.
Ms. Van Dyke lives at home
with her 9 brothers and father.
Other members of the family are 4
female Dobermans and a foreign
exchange student from Czechoslo-
vakia that is her best friend. Lezlie
intends to graduate with a 2.69
GP A and go on to Mills College
for fall of '85. She loves San Fran-
cisco because she was born there
and plans to return for ·college.
Her best friend from San Fran-
cisco used to attend Arcadia,
Jamie "Bubba" Gaylen, but lives
on the other side of the town.
Good luck in the future, Lezlie.
Classes to
start at 7:15,
end at 4:00
Sorry Arcadians, we've got
some bad news for ya. Because of
stringent government regulations
passed earlier this week by gov-
ernor Babbit, starting tomorrow
the school day will be lengthened.
It will be extended an extra two
hours and fifteen minutes. The
school day will start at 7: 15 instead
of the usual 7:45 and will end at
4:00, instead of 2:15. Breaks be-
tween classes will be shortened
three minutes, now being four
minutes instead of seven.
The school board came to this
decision after extensive research
proved there was too much socia-
lizing in the hallways and the stan-
dard of education was getting
lower.
Editorial ................ page 2
Rapping with Roz ........ page 2
Student of the Month ..... page 2
Senior Most Nominations . page 4
Spring Fever Remedies .... page 5
Athletes Feats ........... page 6
Black Comedy
and
Impromptu
Attention all Arcadian's ...
Mr. Bruins was called to a special
board meeting last week. He and
were
the committee have come to the
conclusion that the Arcadian's do big flops
not attend enough dances. They
stated that the dance committee
puts a tremendous amount of ef- The Arcadia Fine Arts Depart-
ment presented two plays this
fort into the decorating the gym
and arranging refreshments. In- month. Needless to say, everything
stead of raising money each dance did not go too smoothly. The au-
for the classes, they lose more dience was seated on the stage on
money each time. The committee risers. This became a problem
puts a lot of time and hard work when they ran out of seats and
into each dance that is arranged. people had already bought their
Due to the lack of attendence, the tickets. For the first play, "Im-
superintendent of the school has promptu," the stage is supposed
announced that the Jr. /Sr. Prom to start out dark. It was dark all
will not be held. Petitions against right! When one of the actors said
this act can be obtained in room his line, "Let there be light," there
967 and furt her developments, if was no light. He repeated this line
developed, will be printed in next four times and still no light. For
month's issue. twenty minutes they ad-libbed the
play, making up excuses as to why
there were no lights and trying to
Girls find fit it into the story line. Even with
this quick cover-up, the audience
still knew what was going on. Cur-
urinals tain call was just as humorous.
Jeanne Gilbrech and Julius (El-
liott) Jones left the stage before the
perplexing rest of the cast had taken their
bo~s. The director, ~arr~ Shep-
ard, was so upset that he was
In order to be in compliance thrown out of the building due to
with Federal Regulations, speci- disorderly conduct.
fically Title Nine, the school board When the second play, "Black
has decided that, indeed, the Comedy," got underway, they too
Scottsdale School District Schools had their hangups. It was so hot on
must have Coed Bathrooms. stage that they had to open the
Title Nine in full states that high doors to get some air circulating.
school students should not be dis- A candle was used to help light the
criminated against because of sex, stage as a prop. Having the doors
and that all teenagers, male and open made a strong air current
female, are equal. Since boys have blow across the stage and (you
urinals and girls don't, this new guessed it) the candle blew out.
regulation will give everyone ac- The candle was lit and relit many
cess to both. And so, in respect to times before they finally gave up.
this recent law, all bathrooms here Bob Munsil, one of the actors, lost
at Arcadia are now Coed. his voice and when he opened his
When asked how our superin- mouth, nothing came out. Then
tendent, Fil Goats, felt about the there came the scene when a
decision, he replied, "I think it's a precious Buddha is supposed to
good idea. All students are equal smash to the ground in a million
and need to learn about each pieces. Well, the Buddha did not
others facilities." break and left the closing scene im-
possible to finish.
Even though it was a let-down to
the cast and directors, the au-
dience had a good laugh watching
such a performance. For those of
you who went to see this fiasco,
you will know that this is a bunch
of balony. But ... April Fools!!!
In actuality the plays were terrific.
Arcadia has an outstanding num-
ber of actresses and actors. The
plays were really a big success, and
for those of you who missed it, you
missed one truely fascinating per-
formance.
WANTED
WANTED: BROWN TIES. ALL SHAPES AND SIZES, PREFER-
RABLY WITH WRITING AND/OR PLAID DESIGN. SPECIAL
PRICE OFFERED FOR TIES WITH OLIVE GREEN, BRIGHT
ORANGE AND CHARTREUSE PATTERNS WORKED INTO
BROWN. SEE MR. RUINS FOR DETAILS.
Not necessarily the news
We at the Arcadian try very hard to keep you informed of up-to-the-
month information. However, many of you don't get recognition very
often. We therefore dedicate this article to you, the unmentioned
Arcadian. Below is a list of Arcadians who haven't made the news
recently but who deserve to see their name in print.
Nancy Bak David Versure
Tony Scarcello Kristen Calvert
Jim Philips Polly Burke
lisa Hohn E. G. Carlstrom
Christy Bulkeley Steve Nelson
Don't worry, if you weren't mentioned in this issue, there's always
next month to be included in this newsworthy column.
Page 2 ARCADIAN April 2, 1984

Editorials ... Teachers are

Springtime is finally here! Wow, the school year is almost over. Sur-
prisingly, we are approaching the busiest time of the year ... finals,
people too:
Proms, and ~raduation ceremonies stand in the path to a lazy summer
vacation. For many people, this is also a time to lay the groundwork for
another year of high school. At Arcadia, spring is the time for elections,
Mr. Cowie
club try-outs and elections, porn, cheer and flag auditions, and other
ways of becoming active.
All of this is good and fine, but sometimes it's easy to become too
caught up in the frenzy, and forget to keep things in focus. Here are a few
tips which will help during this busy time. First of all, GO FOR IT!!!!!
You won't know if you can succeed unless you take that first step. Raping with Roz
Always put your very best effort forward, too. Spend extra time making Dear Arcadia,
campaign posters, or practicing cheers. The worst feeling in the world is, Geek. The most used and abused word in the teenage English langu-
"Could I have done it if I'd tried harder?" Lots of people at Arcadia age, but hard to define. However, hard it is to explain, it is evident that
This month the Arcadian has
(and in the world) got where they are now by taking chances. the geek class is the most heavily populated one in teenage social classes,
chosen Mr. George Cowie for
Second, try to pick activities which reflect your personality and first above the jocks, studs, nice girls, and not-so-nice girls.
Teacher of the Month. Mr. Cowie
talents. If you can't do the splits, maybe you should tryout for Interact Physically, geeks are recognizable by unwashed hair, clothes, and
has been a teacher here at Arcadia
instead of Porn. If you're a social butterfly, maybe Sigma or Delta is for teeth. Or by a stereo Walkman accompanying black raybans and glazed
since the school opened. He teach-
you. Don't tryout for things just because "popular" people are in them, eyes. Some carry ghetto blasters next to their ears, have an entire war-
es Soph. English and Yearbook.
or because that's what you're best friend is in. Be your own person, and drobe of Sedge field and Chic jeans and black concert T-shirts. They
you'll be more at ease. We asked Mr. Cowie what made
don't even know that scissors were invented yet.
him decide to become a teacher.
Third, don't be afraid of losing. Competition is often tough, and when Geeks are usually told or at least hinted to by their fellow classmates
He told us that his wife was a
there are 90 people trying out for a club which has 15 spaces, not every- that they are kind of different by the time that they get halfway through
teacher, and he thought that it
one can make it. Losing, like winning, is a part of life. The experience high school. This usually doesn't reform them, but makes the situation
would be a nice way to live, and
you get from running for Sophomore Class Treasurer will prepare you worse. A bifocaled student's 4.0.GPA may go up to a 4.3 and he still
that way to have some vacations.
for next year's race. Don't take a loss as a form of rejection - make the won't know about the scissors.
Mr. Cowie told us that he likes to
best of it, instead. Don't get me wrong, though. Everyone has a little geek in them . A day
take pictures. Every now and then,
Fourth, don't overload. If you were just elected President of Varsity never goes by when I wear my National Honor Society Sweatshirt and so-
he goes to Minnesota, where he
Club, and Student Body Recording Secretary, reconsider trying out for meone doesn't pass out in shock. I mean, name one "popular" person
cultivates Christmas trees. This is
Flag. If you become too bogged down, you'll disappoint everyone, in- that's never had his fly open, tripped on a ramp in the circle, or (girl) had
the first year Mr. Cowie might get
cluding yourself. Don't forget - you have to keep your grades up, too. the button pop in the center of her shirt. They may not jam to air guitar
a chance to sell his trees, since they
Finally, don't get too caught up in "Arcadia" life. Take the whole spr- AC/ DC in the circle or preach about how we should regress back to the
weren't big enough last year.
ingtime ritual with a grain of salt - have fun. It's too easy to get tied up flower child age, but everyone has a little geek in them, no matter how
Arcadia wishes you luck. During
in knots and blow the whole thing out of proportion. Although not mak- hard to find it.
summer vacation, he likes to go
ing NHS may seem like the end of the world right now, things will look a Love,
lot different in a year, or even a month. Be a good sport, keep things in and see the Northwestern states,
Roz
perspective, and enjoy yourself. You'll find greater happiness and suc- and that is when he enjoys taking P.S. By the way, a geek really is a carnival performer that bites the heads
pictures. On these little trips, Mr. off of live chickens and snakes.
cess that way!!!!!
Cowie does not always take his
whole family. He has a daughter
here at Arcadia, which is usually
uncomfortable for both parent
Dear Editor: and child. We asked him if he felt
I was disappointed to see that your fine paper would give publicity to
off-campus clubs. Since they have no approval to exist as Arcadia
organizations, we are not permitted to announce, print, or post infor-
strange with his daughter being
here. The only thing he told us was
that Lynne Cowie probably feels
much worse than he does.
Oliver sparkles
mation about them.
There are several reasons to be concerned about off-campus clubs.
First, they exist at least in part to organize activities that would not be
allowed under adult supervision. Second, the reputation Arcadia has for
We wanted to know what Mr.
Cowie likes most about his job
and what he likes least. To our sur-
prise, he could not think of any-
with silver
putting up with off-campus organizations has caused many parents to thing that he does not like about
send their children to other high schools. In a period of declining enroll- This is it! The event to climax the year, to excite
being a teacher. He likes his job and involve
ment, this is a blight we cannot afford. Third, off-campus groups sap
because he gets to know a lot of .. - - - all
--- of
--
Arcadia
-.. -- and
--
the Arcadia
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students' energy and time thus not allowing those students to contribute
fully to Arcadia. They are a cancer which does not allow our activity
programs to develop to the extent they should.
Arcadia is a tremendous school It is time to encourage our own
programs.
J. Calvin Bruins
Principal
Editor's note: As of Aril 2, 1984, the ARCADIAN is adopting a new
policy. Absolutely no off-campus activities will receive notice in this
publication. This includes things such as Cotillions, off-campus clubs,
religious organizations, community events, and community services
provided by students. The editorial staff remains supportive of these
events, but because the administration believes that they give Arcadia a
bad name, we will discontinue coverage ONLY because we receive fund-
ing from the Scottsdale School District. The off-campus clubs which
Mr. Bruins referred to in his letter are only the symptom of a problem
which faces Arcadia as well as every other high school in the United
States. We hope that in the future Mr. Bruins, along with other staff
members and parents will come to realize that they can't use these
organizations as a scapegoat.
Student of the Month
dian, and he finds time to pursue
extra-curricular activities as well as
his studies. An activity which oc-
cupies a lot of Tom's time is Year-
book. He serves as co-editor of the
Olympian, along with David Emer-
son. Although this is only Tom's se-
cond year as a member of the year-
book staff he has a great deal of re-
sponsibility. David handles most of
the written work and initial lay out
of pages, but Tom must approve all
lay-outs. He is also in charge of the
art work and graphic designs. Extra
effort is going into the '84 Olym-
pian, and Tom describes it as,
"Just the best." The book will fea-
ture more pages, and a red and blue
section. Tom belives that the time
he has put into the yearbook has
been well spent. He commented
that, "Even when you're 4 weeks
Tom behind deadline, you have to keep
your sense of humor when you
This month the Arcadian is write copy, and never lose sight of
proud to present senior .Tom the standards you started out
Boquet as Student of the Month. with."
Tom is an active, talented Arca- This past summer, Tom attended
munity ... It's the Silver Spectacular! What does all
people who are very interesting, this mean? As the calendar above explains, the Silver Spectacular is a
and who he could probably not
weekend of the most fantastic activities Arcadia has ever seen.
meet in other jobs. We would like On Saturday, April 14th, the Silver Carnival will take place with rides
to conclude this article by printing
and fun for everyone. On Sunday, April 15th, the alumni dinner will be
his favorite quote: "You should not served. In addition, a motivating assembly and Teacher Appreciation
be ashamed of writing as long as Week will take place from April 9-13 to publicize this major event.
you do it in private, and are sure
Parents, teachers, and students are being contacted for help in a variety
to wash your hands afterward." of areas: publicity, contacting alumni, etc.
a summer program at Harvard. He Honor Society's modern sweat- attended Mingus High School in
took two intense courses, which shirts. Tom has also begun a huge Cottonwood freshman year, and he
covered a year of school in two project: a wall sized mural in the was student council president in 8th
months. He studied graphic design cafeteria. He has already started grade!!
(preparation for yearbook) and and plans to finish by the end of the Future plans for Tom include
political philosophy. Tom learned a school year, in time for the Awards college. He has applied to: Har-
great deal, and even earned college assembly. Tom enjoys being able to vard, Pomana, Swarthmore, and
credit. The experience was a culture improve the looks of Arcadia's Amherst (his first choice). As far as
shock, but he enjoyed Cambride's campus. He even said, "I'll paint careers are concerned, he would
people, "five-story trees, and Har- anything anyone asks me to!" like to find work as an artist, but
vard Square (complete with street Tom finds time in his busy since the job opportunIties aren't
corner musicians.)" schedule to serve as treasurer of great, he'll settle for journalism or
Almost everyone at Arcadia is NHS, and he is a National Merit law.
familiar with Tom's fantastic art-
work but few realize that he only
became interested in art his fresh-
finalist. Other little known facts
about Tom? Well, he's Pete and
Good luck in the future, Tom.
We hope you've gotten as must out
Connie McGarry's stepbrother, he of Arcadia as you've put into it!!!
man year. He hasn't ever taken an
art class at Arcadia, but he has par-
ticipated in numerous private art
lessons. His interests are diverse,
and he has experience with: sketch-
ing, drawing, painting, sculpting,
visual analogies, 3-D displays,
carpentry, and photography. Tom
says, "I always try to do different
things. I never repeat a project once
I get the formula down."
Tom has shared his artistic talent
with Arcadia in quite a few ways.
He designed this year's Student
Senate t-shirts, and National
Above is a sketch of the mural Tom Bouquet is designing in the Arcadia cafeteria.
Arcadia High School
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Feature Editor .............................................................. Roz Fleischer
News Editor ....... . ... ... ........... ... .. ... ................ ........ ... .. Loretta Wooten
Sports Editor ............. . ..... .. ... .............. ... ........................ Tina Kuntz
Business Managers ...................................... Camille Leezer and Jeanne Gilbrech
Photographers' . ........ . ... .... ..... '................. Randy Goldberg and Geroge Hammond
Reporters .... ...... . ......... ......... .. Shawn Bellamak, Eddie Beuerlein, Michelle Brenchley,
Martha Bunce, Eileen Cleere, Sheila Czerwinski, George Hammond, Claudia Higgs, Regina Ryan,
Yael Serror, Alexa Tibbits, Van Tucker, Christy Williamson
April 2, 1984 ARCADIAN Page 3

Don't tell anyone but • • • AFS is Olympian King and Queen

Hey Mel. H. - How's Donny 0, or can't you remember? SCC forever!

a great to be announced at prom

What four Arcadia girls were nearly busted for just sitting in front of
the Wine Shack?
Hey guys, take it easy on the War Pigs next time! If you're not careful,
you might hurt them! One of Arcadi.\,s highest honors David would like to attend Har-
is to be nominated for Olympain vard University, however he has

way to
What junior guy couldn't park his truck, so he locked bumpers with
the car in front of him? (K.G .!!!) King or Queen. Six outstanding also applied to Yale and Stanford.
Why does A.A. go out with a guy who's favorite passtime is punching seniors are nominated by their He plans to major in government
holes in walls? classmates for having shown a and political science.
Who has parties in the two hours that her parents go out to dinner?
What junior girl has to park her car out by the Mormon church
because of parking violations? (G.D.!!!)
What pommie wears Pac-Man underwear?
.
see the tremendous amount of spirit and
involvement throughout their four
years at Arcadia. This year's
nominees are Steve Nelson, Jim
Next we have our Queen nomi-
nees. Our student body vice-presi-
dent, Michelle Brenchley has been
very active throughout high school
T .S. likes the interior of R.F.'s car so much that he locked himself in it
for two hours this weekend.
What Arcadia junior girl "married" an Arab from Saguaro?
world
Would you like to meet interest-
Philips, David Versure, Michelle
Brenchley, Nancy Newkirk, and
Nancy Bak.
First, we have Senior class presi-
in Delta Omega and Interact where
she holds the office of repre-
sentative. In the past, Michelle was
the JV cheer captain and the
Hey K.C., C.B., B.P. - were you really filmed on Action 12 news at
Donny O'Briens indulging in alcoholic refreshments? ing people from other countries, dent, Steve Nelson. Steve's most sophomore class secretary and was
T .L. K.Z. D.G. and L.O. - Did you really eat 5 baskets of nachos and or even visit a foreign country noted contribution to Arcadia was this year's homecoming queen.
a cheese crisp on Friday night? yourself? If so, you should look his outstanding success as a Varsity Michelle currently runs the student
T.D. - Why did you go to The Monastary alone? into the American Field Service. soccer player for three years. Steve senate and is a staff member of the
What sophomore guy took out his ex-girlfriend's friend's sister who is AFS has a chapter here at Arcadia has also been involved in NHS, Arcadian. In the future, Michelle
in seventh grade? along with many other chapters Key Club, and was a student sena- plans to attend ASU, hopefully on
Y.S. - Is that a new pair of jeans? throughout the state. AFS gives tor. In the past, Steve was selected a leadership scholarship, and ma-
L.U. P.S. and T.S. - Did you really sing Happy Birthday to the people the chance to learn about as a Student of the Month by the jor in television broadcasting and
waiter at Monterey Whaling Company with a coke on the rocks? P .S. - different countries' cultures and Arcadian and received an Out- minor in Nutrition or French. She
Did you ever catch a swan? gives them a chance to teach for- standing Athlete Award for the also plans to continue with her in-
T.K. and L.D. - Don't you think you should be a little more careful eigners about our culture. This Phoenix Pride. He has also partici- terest in singing.
when experimenting with new things? year's officers are as follows: pated in Youth Town Hall. Steve is Nancy Newkirk is currently our
president, Kirsten Ferguson; vice considering attending universities student body corresponding
president, Laura Schott; secretary, at Santa Clara or Santa Barbara secretary and was formerly
Silver Extravaganza Dana Kaplan; and treasurer, Tracy
Cramer.
Australia, Brazil, Columbia,
after high school.
Jom Philips has also made a
notable contribution to the
freshman class secretary and
junior class vice-president. Nancy
has made a contribution to the
was. a smashing success France, Iceland, Kenya, New Zea-
land, and Tunisia are only a few of
the homes of the foreign members
athletic department as a basketball
player his freshman year and as a
freshman, JV, and Varsity football
athletic department playing JV
and Varsity softball and as a
member of JV cheer. Nancy is also
To help celebrate Arcadia's silver The performers exhibited such of AFS this year. We only have player. Jim has held many offices very active in Delta Omega. Out-
anniversary, the Fine Arts depart- talent that was never seen before on one exchange student at Arcadia such as Key Club historian, side of school, Nancy is very in-
ment presented a production of Arcadia's stage. Hosted by Heidi this year, Geraldine Buret. She is S.A.D.D. treasurer, Varsity Club volved in her church youth group
many talents. Participants ranged Berg and Peter Cannice, the show staying with Michelle Wilmoth. treasurer, A.S.P. U. representative where she has held the offices of
from the Arcadia Porn Line, Varsi- consisted of many different acts. Geraldine is the first exchange stu- and senator, and a Student Ad- representative, vice-president, and
ty Chorus, Guys and Dolls to These included singing, dancing, dent from AFS to come to Arcadia visory Board representative. Jim president. She is also active in her
Drama Club members and our own comedy, and drama, one of which in the past six years. The chapter at was also involved in many other church choir and Youth Board.
Arcadia teacher, Mr. Larabell. was written by Mr. Larabell. our school has fallen in the past clubs such as Interact, French Nancy plans to attend ASU to
The special effects added a lot to The turnout of the show was tre- couple of years, but this year the Club, Speech and Debate, EC.A., study child psychology and
the performance . Fog was used mendous, it was good to see young- members are doing an excellent Student Government, Student development.
during "Thriller" and the "Cat job at rebuilding the club. To help Senate, and Young Life. Jim was Finally, we have our very
er people supporting such an event.
the exchange students fit in with Student of the Month for the Ar- dedicated student body recording
People." Other acts were accompa- The turnout was as good as the mu- our culture, the members are cadian and was selected as an secretary and National Honor
nied by different combinations of sicals and we made enought money always planning outings and outstanding student for French Society vice-president, Nancy
colored lights. The technical crew to support this year's musical, events. Some of these events in- Ill. After high school, Jim plans to Bak. Nancy is very active in many
worked hard to make it the finest "Fiddler on the Roof." Happy clude progressive dinners, ski attend a small university such as other school clubs including In-
production possible, and it was. silver anniversary Arcadia!! ! weekends, and dancing at popular Baylor, Occidental, Pitzer, or teract, Fellowship fo Christian
£Pot.... ueh a .. After the Gold Rush. California r .utheran, where he Athletes, Sigma Beta Chi, Varsity
Boy's eye view of prom AFS is a great way to make new
friends from other countries, as
well as our own. Anyone in-
plans to study chemistry, biology,
and French. He hopes to go to
medical school and become a
Club, and Student Senate. Nancy
Bak has made an outstanding con-
tribution to the cross country and

by Shawn and Ed terested in hosting a foreign stu-

Oh, woo-pee, it's prom time chug a small glass of punch. Short-
again!! It's that wonderful time of ly after the dance, he makes his
the year that every guy (in his right way to the car with his date and
mind) doesn't look forward too.
No offense girls, but not every guy she's holding his hand.
likes to spend $171.25 on a date
and not even get a little.
Tuexdo ........... $ 60.00
Dinner ..... .... . . $ 50.00
Beverages ......... $ 20.00
Pictures .......... $ 15.00
Corsage .......... $ 10.50
Gas .............. $ 10.00
Tickets ........... $ 10.00
Other ............ $ .75
$171.25
First of all, two weeks before the ly adds, "Gee, that was swell,"
dance, the single guy (who really
doesn't even want to go) ends up
asking a girl for one of the follow-
ing reasons:
I. Mom's making him go with
her bridge partner's daughter
who she insists has a great
personality.
2. He has to pay back a Super
Bowl bet by taking his best
friend's chestless, freshman
sister.
3. He asks a total babe to go but
finds out she likes someone
else and ends up regretting
the whole situation.
4. The girl's dad pays him $100 cycle with economy baskets in
cash plus expenses to ask his
homely daughter to go with
him.
After all that hassle, he ends up
paying top price for a tuxedo
because he waited until the last sec-
ond and all the bargain shops were
sold out. Then, in a panic, he stops
by the nearest flower shop to pick
up a corsage and then dashes to a
pay phone to make last minute
dinner reservations. All that tur-
moil only to find out that reserva-
tions are booked until eleven and
he's already spent money on dance
tickets.
Oh well, dinner was quick and
he and his date made it to the
dance at II :45 with just enough
time to have pictures taken and
finds himself overjoyed because
Then, just when he thought he
was about to score bigtime, she
breaks to him the oldest line in the
book - "I'm tired and I have to
be home by 12:30." At that, he
rushes her home by 12:20 hoping
to get at least a good 10 minute
"front-door makeout session" but
only squeaks by with a quick peck
on the cheek and a "thank you".
Trying not to be rude, he polite-
really and truely thinking to him-
self that he could have had a much
better time and spent a lot less
money by doing it Shawn and Ed's
way.
This is the Shawn and Ed way,
the only way!
"David Alley style" Salvation
Army1Uxedo .. ..... .. .. $ 9.99
Dinner - Brown bag it to Her-
berger Park and have a picnic
........ .. ............. $ 3.47
Beverages - BYOB ... $ .00
Pictures - nonsense - they
just sitthere ... ......... $ .00
Transportation - 10 speed bi-
back for girls ... ........ $ .00
Tickets - Sneak in the back
way . ... .. . . ........... $ .00
Other, sorry, you have to pay
the price ............... $ .75
Corsage - Dandylions and a
safety pin .............. $ .00
$ 14.21
Economist Elliot Janeway
would be proud of Shawn and
Ed's accomplisment.
Believe us, this method will save
you time and money and your
reputation will not be damaged by
it. You won't Ed Beuerlein or
Shawn Bellamak getting the Senior
Most Award for Cheapest so take
it from us and have a less expensive
and better time at Prom this year.
dent next year is urged to contact
AFS. They are in desperate need of
at least three host families for
students next year. Besides hosting
students, American students can
live with families in other coun-
tries. By the time this article is
printed, Kirsten Ferguson will be
living in Thailand for a year. Also,
Dana Kaplan and Jennifer Heller
will be visiting a foreign country in
the future. The country they will
be visiting has not yet been de-
cided. The members of AFS would
like to add that students interested
in visiting a foreign country
through this program cannot pick
the specific country they would
like to visit. A student may request
a few countries he would like to
visit, but AFS strives to match the
student with a suitable family
more than a suitable country.
I LOVE ARCADIA
1959 • 1984
For more information contact the Student Activities office at AHS.
Happy Silver Anniversary Arcadia - the Silverman Family
medical sports doctor.
Finally, we have our dedicated
student body President, David
Vershure. David has held many of-
fices including sophomore class
vice-president, A.S.P. U. vice-
president, and Thespian secretary.
David has been a member of many
clubs including NHS, Interact,
Model Legislature and Model
United Nations, Spanish Club,
and the Red Hat Brigade. David
has received many awards includ-
ing outstanding student in algebra
I, world history, Spanish II,
Chemistry I, American history,
and International politics. He was
a National Merit Commended stu-
dent, the Hugh O'Brian outstand-
ing sophomore, and was a student
of the month for the Arcadian.
David's other activities include
Anytown, Varsity track and the
founder of the Save Arcadia Fund.
Attention
Arcadia Community:
Celebrate
With US!!!!!!!
Silver Carnival
Saturday, April 14, 5:00·10:00 p.m.
AHS Football Field
Alumni Evening Picnic
Sunday, April 15, 5:00 p.m.
"The Circle"
varsity track teams. As a volun-
teer, Nancy takes care of an elderly
lady and works at the crisis
nursery. She also tutors some
elementary students once a week.
Nancy has been student of the
month in the Arcadian. After high
school, Nancy plans to attend the
University of Arizona for two
years, then it's on to the University
of the Pacific for her undergra-
duate degree and some graduate
work. She plans on getting a
degree in pharmacy and later
working for an M.D.
The Olympian King and Queen
will be announced at the prom
dance which is being held Saturday
April 7th from 8 to 12 o'clock at
the Sheraton Hotel in Scottsdale.
Congratulations to these six
outstanding seniors for showing
such enthusiasm and pride in Ar-
cadia.
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Senior Most Pommies Juniors planning the

Nominations
Listed below are the Senior Most
chosen very best prom ever
As Arcadia tradition had it, it
nominations that were voted on BI{;{;t:ST BACHEI.OR / BACHt:J.ORHTt::
was again time to select a new porn
last month . Please look over the I . Da .. id Alle\ This year's Junior/Senior Prom bably be provided by a disc jockey
2. Tony Scan:ello line . A reported 50 girls signed up has been well-planned by the with videos to go along with the
nominees and decide who best fits 3. John Sch"aat-
to tryout for 12 positions. The
each category. Tomorrow, we will I . Jill Bro"n
2. ROl Flelscht'r
junior class and will be a tremen- music. The juniors are also trying
pass out a ballot to the seniors. 3. Dana Loo.. general requirements for any girl dous success. The beautiful to get champagne glasses printed
Please vote for one boy and one cun:ST: who wished to tryout was a 2.5 or Scottsdale Sheraton Resort is the with Junior-Senior Prom 1984
girl for each category when you
I . Dale Campbell
2. Dan Coyle
better grade point average with no site for this tradition which is a 25th Anniversary, which will be io-
receive this. The winners will be 3. Jim Spray D's or F's for a semester grade. All favorite of all Arcadians. Since cluded in the price of tickets as an
I. Polly Burke
announced later. Congratulations 2. Jenny Dana of the girls eligible to tryout were this year is Arcadia's 25th anniver- additional option. The dance will
3. Kirsten Stakhah\
and/ or embarrassment to the taught a dance during after school sary, this event will be the kick-off last from eight to twelve. We hope
C HEAPEST:
nominees! I . David Allty workshops five days prior to first for the Silver Spectacular Celebra- all of you Arcadians will attend (it
BEST EYES: 2. Dale Campbell
3. David Emerso n
cuts. This year's first cut dance tion. There will be plenty of silver is required that you have a junior
I. Dan Coyle
2. Steve Nelson I. Roz Fleischer was to a song "Freakazoid" by decorations inside the ballroom as or senior escort) and we hope that
1. Pat Smith 2. Jenny Httrick
I. Amanda Cook 3. Amy Silverman midnight Star and as always was well as outside by the terrace and you will be on your best behavior
2. Beth Hoag
3. Nancy Newkirk
BEST PERSONALITY: made up by the senior pommies. the bridge which runs over the since this is such an elegant occa-
1. Danny Coyle
BEST SMILE: 2. ScOIt Gesicki
Judging for first and final cuts was lighted pool. The music will pro- sion.
I. DoUI Calvert 3. Jim Phillips done by judges not from Arcadia.
2. Dan Coyle I . Jenny Dana
3. Steve Nelson 2. Beth Hoag During first cuts, each girl was re-
3. Anne Hotis
1. Michelle Srenchley
2. Jenny Dana
quired to perform the dance that
MOST EASILY EMBARRASSED:
1. Anne Hotis I. Dany Coy le she learned in the workshops and
BEST DERRIERE: 2. Bob Hansen
3. Pat Smith
to show the judges her splits and
1. David Alley
2.
3.
I.
Shawn Scllamak
Ed Beurelein
Polly Burke
I . Jill Brown
2. Polly Burke
3. Amanda Cook
kicks. Teacher Evaluations were
also considered at this time.
TWU ~LUS TWU
2.
3.
Holly Cooney
Shelley Marquess
LEAST EASILY EMBARRASSED: After a girl made first cuts, she TWO PLUS TWO: LOS ARCOS MALL: We have pierced, clip, and
I. Doug Calvert
BEST LEGS: 2. John McArthur was required to make up an 14K gold earrings, match them up with our bangles and beads.
I. Danny Coyle 3. Tony Scarcello original dance which she perform- Jordache bags too. Prices are 6 pair for $5.00; 3 pair for $5.00 and
2. Jeff Harrison I . Kathy Chrisman
3. Steve Nelson 2. Roz Fleischer ed individually for the judges. 2 pair for $5.00. Present school I.D. and receive 10070 off any mer-
3. Kim Murillo
I. Polly Burke
2. Holl,Y Cooney
Then at last the final line of 12 girls chandise in stock throul!:h Mav 1984_
BIGGEST FLIRT:
3. Tina Hill I. David Alley was chosen. The girls were not told
BEST DRESSED: 2. Doug Calvert
3. Tony Scarcella
who had made it. Instead, they
I. Jeff Guerin
2. Steve Nelson I. Kristy Huston were picked up in the evening in
3. Todd Roshoil 2. Shelley Marquess
I. Michelle Orenchler 3. Kim Murillo the same way that club members
2. Shelley Marquess MOST EGOTISTICAL: are picked up. The new line then BORED with the usual
3. Kirsten Statalis I . Chris Biggs
2. Doug Calvert
went to a senior pommies house
MOST PREPPY:
I . Jeff Guerin
2. Steve Klatsky
3. Todd Rosholt
I . Holly Cooney
where they learned the Arcadia Summers? TIRED of the
fight song and performed their
3.
I.
Todd Roshoil
Kathy Chrisman
2. Becky Head
3. Kristy Huston second cut dance to the other pom- hot desert sun? Then try a
2. Amy Silvcnnan
3. Brooke Terry
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE 8 KIDS:
I. Dan Coyle
mies. They also watched old films MUNDUS TEEN TOUR
MOST NEW WAVE: 2. Mark Kerr of games and then received a porn
I . Steve KJatsky
2. Sean McKusick
3. Jim Phillips
I. Jenny Dana outfit which they wore to school for a unique and
3. John Schwaab 2. Aimee Ford
I. Tina Bakakos 3. Holly lake the following day. The next day, fascinating change.
2. Alyce Conti MOST LIKELY TO STAND UP A DAT£: the new line performed the fight MUNDUS
3. Roz Fleischer
MOST OBNOXIOUS:
I. Jeff Guerin
2. Todd Rosholt
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Four fabulous weeks of
J. David Alley 3. Tony Scarcella Later, they had an end of the year
2. David Peters
3. Tony Scarcella
I. Holly Cooney
2. Dana Loos party honoring the seniors and travel throughout the
3. Michelle Wilmoth
1. Kathy Chrisman
2. Roz Fleischer MOST LIKELY TO MARRY FOR MON£Y:
welcomed the new line. Finally, dazzling South and historic
3. Aimee Reed
I. Jeff Guerin they started raising money for
MO!>. HUMOROUS:
I. Shawn Bcllamak
2. Jay Martin
3. Jim Patrick
camp and began a new season as East, especially designed for teenagers.
2. Hans Gilsdorf 1. Alyce Conti outstanding representatives of Ar- Expertly escorted by BILL JENKINS
3. Tony Scarcello 2. Holly Cooney
I. Kathy Chrisman 3. Shelley Marqurss cadia's spirit. .... ,... _,..,..., _ "" '1_1_
2. Theresa DeLuca
3. Aimee Reed MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A MOVII: STAR:
I. Scolt Hilbun
Congratulations to the new - former Mayor of Scottsdale.
MOST NEUROTIC: 2. Bob Munsil 1984-85 Varsity Porn Line. The
I. Scan McKusick
2. Bob Munsil
3. Todd Rosholt
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MOST SPIRITED: I. David Alley
I. Sean McKusick 2. Jay Martin Laura Schott, Mandy Bouquet,
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2. Jim Phillips
1 . Oavid Vershurt I . Alyct Conti
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I . Michelle Brenchley 2. Cede Decker
2. Anne Campbell 3. Kim Murillo
1 . Ellyn Stein MOST LIKELY TO BECOME
CUTEST COUPLE: A PRIEST OR A NUN:
I . Scott Gesicki '" Amy Segal I . David Alley
2. Jeff Harrison'" Holly Cooney 2. Jim Phillips
3. Tom Schmidt'" Jenny Sh~raft 3. Tony Scarcello
J. Lisa Held
BEST ATHLETE:
2. Holly Lake
I. Monty Cardon 3. Krist i Wedell
2. Danny Coyle
3. Scott Stoller MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A RABBI:
I. Nancy Bak I . Randy Goldberg
2. Anita Boyd 2. Steve Klatski
3. Tina Kuntz 3. Mike Zerbib
I. Roz Fleischer
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2. Amy Si lverman
I . David Emerson

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3. Ellin Stein
2. Dean McCarron
3. David Vershure MOST LIKELY TO BF.COMF. PRt:S IDt:,'<T:
I. Kim lindblade J. Doug Atchison
2. Amy Silverman 2. Steve Nelson
3. Ellyn Stein 3. David Vershure
I. Nancy Bak
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I . Joe Akers 3. Amy Silverman
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I . C heryl Byer~
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I . liz Brown
BIGGEST SNOB:
2. Wendy Dickinson
I. Jeff Guerin 3. Shell y Marquess
2. Jay Martin
3. Todd Rosholt MOST LIKELY TO BtTOME A HACHE!!:
I. Becky Head I. Jim Phillips
2. Terri Kldner 2. Tony Sca rce llo
3. Brooke Terry 3. F abrice Venezia
I. H ynelle Harnell
BIGGEST GOSSIP: 2. Lisa Held
I. Roger Adams 3. Holl y Lake
2. Jeff Guerin
3 . Tony Scarcella MOST LIKELY TO " 'CetH): OFF ALL
J. Kathy Ch risman
2. Terri Klekner
I. Steve Nelson
2. David Ver shurl'
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Tidbits 1983 Express thyself

We asked a bunch of the more "verbal Arcadians' what their' favorite
A big congratulations to Nancy Bald She recently competed in a 614 expressions were and why. Their answers were so interesting that the
mile race at Fountain Hills. 1500 people participated; Nancy placed 1st
in her division, 3rd out of all women, and l00th overall! !! Super! Not
only that, but Nancy was recently awarded the Soroptomist scholarship
for excellence. Good job! ! !
Grammy Arcadian decided to print them up so you could all reap such benefits.
We do apologize to those whose expressions were too obscene or
corrupt, but here's what we could get away with.
Senior Sharon Cook: My favorite expression is "Get a Clue" because
Cammie Swan was accepted at the Air Force Academy. Congrats - "people are lame."
we're proud of you!
Arcadia's done it again ... A pat on the back to Elaine Daly, Tom
Bouquet, David Emerson and Kim Lindblade, who are all National
Merit Finalists! !
Awards The Senior Class: Ours is "We do what.we want" because "We are
seniors and that's the way it is."
Senior Daniel Hackett: "I pulled a Reilly" because "Louis L' Amour
told me."
Senior Paige Livermore: "Eat ¢!l1!o?# and bark at the moon!"
A big thank you to the Arcadia Parent/Faculty Organization for all
your effort and support! Love, Arcadia.
Model Legislature was a HUGE success. Congratulations are in order
for everyone who attended. Officers included: Avery Crossman, Chair-
announced because "I always say it."
Senior Curt Skinner: "You can pick your friends, you can pick your
nose, bu you can't pick your friend's nose." because "Hans and Ron
tried to pick my nose once."
person of the Committee of the Whole of the House; Randy Goldberg, Senior Holly Lake: "You can pick your friends, you can pick your
Sergeant at Arms of the Senate; Kristen Calvert, Sergeant at Arms of nose, but you can't roll your friends up in a little ball." because her dad
John Denver hosted the 26th an- told her once.
the House; Amy Rutkin, Editor of the Press; Chairpeople: David Mr. Stegall: "Great gobs of goose grease" because he likes to see the
nual Grammy Awards ceremony,
Vershure, David Emerson, and Amy Silverman; Co-Chairpeople: facial expressions on people's faces when he says it.
which honored performers of re-
Andrea Girand, Christine O'Brien, and George Priniski. Also, a special Jeff Bradford, a sophomore: "I want to be a cowboy," because "I
corded music.
thanks to the Ingleside aides! was born to be a cowboy."
Happy 25th Birthday, Arcadia! The Silver Spectacular Celebration is Guest stars were the Beach Jeff Guerin, a cool senior stud exclaims: "They're all c !"
coming up - watch out for details on this special event! ! ! Boys, Chuck Berry, Sheena because "they all are, right D.L.G.?"
The Silver Extravaganza was superb, Drama Department. Break a leg Easton, Janie Frickie, Al Jarreau, Happy Senior Jim Phillips says: "Be the best you can be!" because
with the musical. Melissa Manchester, Anne Mur- "It makes you feel good inside?'
Congratulations to the following people who participated in the ray, the Oak Ridge Boys, Linda Joe Schubach says: "Golly Beave, do you think Dad will clobber us?"
Ronstad, Bonnie Tyler, Big Coun- Erica Gilsdorf states: "Corn" because "it runs right through you."
Phoenix 100 Rotary Speech Contest: Leah Hirsh, Steve Wiley, Jeff Holly Pemberton, a sophomore, says: '"That's so gay" because I'm
Fleischer and Jim Phillips. Avery Crossman placed 4th and Norman try, the Culture Club, the
looking at P.e. 's boots?'
Williams placed 3rd in their respective divisions. Also, Arcadia placed Eyurithmics, Bob Seger, Donna
4th in Girls Sweepstakes.
Congratulations to Dave Emerson, Jack Haenichen, and David
Gross. Theirs were the top scores on the National Math Exam. Excellent
Summer, and Toto.
Michael Jackson's award show
is what they should have called it.
Spring fever hits Arcadia
work! About this time of the year, everyone seems to be getting restless.
He took eight awards in the cate- Spring Break just isn't coming quick enough, and the Senioritis is get-
Amy Silverman placed first in the Lincoln-Douglas Debate at the gories Best Male Singer, Producer ting pretty unbearable. So ... we asked some distinguished Arcadians for
Shadow Mt. High School Speech Tournament. of the Year, Album of the Year, advice about how to handle this problem, When asked "WHAT IS
Congratulations to Michelle Brenchley for being Arcadia High's Best Rhythm and Blues Male Vo- YOUR CURE FOR SPRING FEVER?", here are some of the "pre-
candidate for the A.S.U. Leadership Scholarship. calist, Best Male Pop Singer, Best scriptions" we got:
Deanna Cates, Computer and Shorthand; Lisa Howard, Computer Recording for Children, ~ong of Jeff Bradford, Sophomore; A good old-fashioned broom hockey
and Shorthand; Teresa Paschal, Computer and Shorthand; Diane the Year, and Record of the Year. game with Camelback high.
Kocour, Shorthand I; Jill Klessig, Computer and Typing II; Stephanie Julie Carson, Junior; Go to Herberger for a "mash" session at lunch
The Police with Sting took 3 like certain cheerleaders.
Churchill, Accounting; Lisa Shelly, Business Law; Kimberly Marillo,
awards: Best New Song of the Theresa DeLuca, Senior; Riding the elevator in the Hyatt Regency.
Typing II; Heather Brody, Typing I; Eddie Martin, Shorthand I; Gail
Year, Best Rock Performance by Sean Cooney, Sophomore; Play MOTLEY CRUE in Ms. Collin's
Gustafson, C.O.E.; Matt Williams, Typing II and Computers; Bob office and drink motor oil.
Group, and Best Technical Per-
Mueller, Typing I; Theresa DeLuca, Shorthand I; Diane Nastro, Dawn Marquess, Frosh; Staples.
formance.
Accounting; Jon Rice, Accounting; and Barbara. Howard, Typing II; Suzanne "Bair" Smith, Sophomore; Des gran bises de mon petit chou.
have all been named Business Students of the Week this school year. Other winners were Duran Lynn Cowie, Junior; Drop English III with Mr. Kimbell.
Congrats all! Duran for both short and long Kris Eichenauer, Frosh; One time down the slope at Sunrise.
form of Video Album Awards; Melissa Jones, Frosh; Getting ungrounded!
Pat Benetar for Best Rock Female David Evid, Frosh; Lock myself in a dark closet and breathe dirty
Singer; Kim Carnes with Flash- clothes.
dance, and Culture Club for Nest David Alley, Senior (5 yr. plan) Fast women, cold Shastas, and a road
New Artist. This year's stars wore trip to Thcson.
a lot of bi-sexual clothes. Jay Martin, Senior; Scott Hilbun
All in all, Michael Jackson's Eric Hale, Junior; Spring skiing and tight black leather.
Paul Deremiah, Senior: Go to Mammoth til next spring.
best words were "['d like to thank Eric Northbrook, Senior: Chickypoos, because [ get them so often.
my mama dn dad" and then he Holly Pemberton, Sophomore: Jenny Rasmussen dancing to "Short
took off his glasses .... ahhhhhhh People" at ASU.
Joe Schubach, Junior; Drive 110 mph on Indian School in front of
Arcadia.
David Martin, Junior; To destroy Liberace's 12 foot grand piano with
his face.
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Athletes feats
Basketball
Boys' Girls'
varsity varsity
TITAN VS. SOUTH MOUNTAIN
The South Mountain Rebels de-
feated Arcadia in the second round
of the AAA playoffs 83-73. Scott
Stoller had a respectable 21 points,
but that wasn't enough to hold off
the Rebels. The Titans came within
71-62 with 4 minutes left, but the
South Mountain's Vernan Johnson
went to work. He scored 23 points
on the night; 20 of those points
were slam dunks. Other Titans that
played well were Danny Coyle with
16 points, and Sean Lake with 15.
TITANS VS. ALHAMBRA
The championship-bound Arca-
dia Titan basketball team proved to
be nothing but awesome in their
crushing defeat over Alhambra
66-61.
In the last 22 seconds, Sean Lake
and Danny Coyle sunk both part of
l-and-l freethrows to lift Arcadia
in maybe the most crucial game all
season long.
Although tied at half time 31 all
and trailing by 5 in the third quar-
ter. The Titans incredible momen-
tum boosted them to a well-deser-
ved victory.
Scott Stoller had 17 points and 9
rebounds while Dan Coyle had 16
points and 5 assists. Sean Lake
scored 15 points and Monty Car-
don took 13.
Baseball
ARCADIA VS. AGUA FRIA
The Titans finished their regular
season play loosing to the Agua
Fria Owls 76-66. The defeat meant
nothing because Arcadia had al-
ready clinched the AAA Metro
Division A Title.
ARCADIA VS. CARL HAYDEN
On Tuesday, February 28th, the
Arcadia Titans 1984 baseball team
started its season with a 4-3 victory
over the Carl Hayden Falcons.
Sophomore pitcher Mike Lewis
(not related to Olympic sprinter
Carl) recorded the win. Freshman
shortstop Frank Fernadez had 3
hits, while Ed Beuerlein added a
triple.
Senior Doug Calvert swings away.
ARCADIA VS. GLENDALE
The Glendale Cardinals beat the
Titans 14-6 on Friday March 2nd.
The Score was tied 6-6 in the top of ,
the seventh inning when all of the
sudden Ed Beuerlein's arm went
dead and he could pitch no longer.
At that, relief pitcher Steve Eagan
came in and finished off the 8 run
inning. Next the Titans play
Camelback at Camelback.
ARCADIA VS.
TREVOR BROWNE
Arcadia pitching again helped
the Titans notch another win
against Trevor Browne. Jeff Czer-
kies went the distance and came
out with a 10-5 win. Czerkies also
added a home run.
ARCADIAN April 2, 1984
Girls' tennis Athletes of Scott Stoller, a 6 foot 5 inch
senior forward has accomplished
To bring everyone up-to-date on more than is to be expected by a
the Month
the girls tennis record, the Titans
are undefeated so far and hope to
continue their victories. Coach
single athelete and his feats have
proven him well-deserving of
April's Athlete of the Month
Fisher is excited about this year's Award.
(young) team and is looking for-
ward to being up against some of
the better schools in league play.
Being 6'5" has been the biggest
advantage Scott has had. Because
he's so close to the basket all the
Good luck girls and keep victoriz- time, he has many opportunities to
ing! slam dunk and his percentage
from inside is close to 100070.
His current averages on the sea-
son are very high. Scott has an
average of 15.2 points per game
followed by an astounding 9 re-
The varsity girls basketball team
bounds and an awesome 77%
began their 1984 season with 2
from the free-throw line. This un-
wins and 0 losses. Even though
believable collection of statistics
their first 6 games are only prac-
has enabled Scott to be chosen as
tice, the girls still plan to achieve
Scottsdale School District Player
an undefeated goal. The varsity
of the Week.
team includes: seniors - Kim
He has been offered many
Tanner, Ginger Vaules, Connie
Deremiah, co-captain Tina Kuntz
and co-captain Lisa Duazo;
juniors - Amy Rosner and Ginger
Julie scholarships for football as well as
basketball. Scott has visited
When Scottsdale closed , Julie schools such as Cal. Berkeley, San
"Twig" Jarvis; sophomore Dawn Bowe was faced with the decision Diego, and New Mexico. After a
Woffinden; and freshmen - of where to go to high school. series of meetings with the Coach
Becky Molen and Misty Bitner. Since Coach Dorothy Fisher has and many tours around campus,
We would also like to give special transferred to Arcadia from Scott decided to sign with San
Scottsdale the year before, Julie Diego State University on a full-
recognition to our super trainer,
decided to come here . Now junior ride scholarship basis.
Dave Wohl and mangager Eric Senior Amanda Cook practices for
Julie Bowe has been chosen as this The Arcadian certainly wishes
Behrmann. the upcoming season.
month's "Athlete of the Month" you good luck at San Diego and
In their first game against Carl
because of her exceptional tennis your future in football as well.
Hayden, the Titans used excellent
defense and teamwork to beat
them 46-23. Exceptional players in
lfack
A few years ago you could have
skilIs.
Inspired by her coach, Kristin
Chaw, Julie lists tennis as her num-
that game were Lisa Duazo, who
scored 10 points and Becky Molen seen them running on their high ber one sport. "I like tennis be-
school track team. Today these cause it's a sport where you your-
scored 13 points.
Arcadia faced Glendale next. In four men can stilI be found on the self are in conto!. But at the same
track. But now, instead of running time you are also helping your
this game, the Titans had to get
for glory, they run for the benefit team. "
mean in order to beat Glendale
33-26. Again, Becky Molen was of others. These men, Dave Archi- Julie didn't waste any time get-
the team's high scorer with 13 bald, Kevin Nissen, Doug Mc- ting involved with Arcadia. Be-
Spadden and Jeff Echols, are the sides playing tennis every day, she
points. The Titans get two more
coaches of this years Arcadia is involved in Delta Omega and In-
chances to plaster Glendale head-
first into the gym floor; wish them Track Team. teract. She is also chairman of Tra-
Archibald, who was also the ditions for Student Government.
luck!!
• cross country coach, spends most
J.V. of his time with the hurdlers.
Nissen, an English teacher here at
Although Julie has been involv-
ed in tennis for about 8 or 9 years
already, she still has a busy future
The junior varsity team has also Arcadia, specializes in jumpers
had a good start this season with a and sprinters. Echols and Mc-
2-0 record against Hayden and Spadden also spend much of their
Glendale. The junior varsity team time with the athletes. Echols
ahead of her. She plans to go out
of state for college where she plans
to ptay tenn\\; and l',t'J.d~ <:.ommu\\\- Scott
cations.
includes: Sally Blake, Stacy Coar, works mainly with the throwers
Lisa Ebert, Andrea Marin, Karie and McSpadden with distant run-
Brentlinger, Renee MilIer, Lynda ners. How would you like to be
Sears, Kerith Benisch, Mia On- Coach Nissen states the goals he
odera, Carrie Brennan, Karen has for the Track Team this year. president of a dynamic,
Smith and Kris Doss. "We would like to have a winning growing organization?
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The boys tennis team is aw\:some Harrison, Angela Tassoni, and
selves as the people who take the ordinary ham·
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The varsity team is listed in order
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Hackett; freshman - Kevin Turner; 200 Ken Belnap, 3200 - Craig
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