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Merry Christmas .................4 Secret Santa .....................48
Theo Walcott .......................6 My Weirdest Present .....52
A WEEK
Ballon d’Or Battle...............8 Did You Know? .................62
Nathaniel Clyne ...............10
Erik Lamela ........................12 POSTERS
WITH A MATCHY Cartoon.............13 Philippe Coutinho............39
Footy Mis-Match..............18 Eden Hazard ......................47
PALACE
PARTY!
The Eagles had
to queue up for
their presents…
I WANTED
TO BE THE
RED ONE!
...and they all got
fancy dress costumes! WHO’S
HUNGRY?
There was chaos
at City’s Xmas
dinner table!
GUTTED,
MATE!
SILENT
NIGHT,
HOLY
NIGHT!
YOU’RE
HURTING
MY EARS,
MESUT! WHERE
ARE MY EAR
MUFFS?
GUNNERS’ CHILLY
XMAS CAROLS! HAMMERS!
Arsenal’s main men are heading Randolph and Adrian
out for some carol singing! are all wrapped up
You can get your own Arsenal Christmas jumper at ArsenalDirect.com – 20% of ready for winter!
the full retail price from each jumper will be donated to the Arsenal Foundation.
THE
BIG GUY
CAN’T DO IT
ALL ON HIS
OWN!
WHO
ATE ALL
THE PIGS IN
BLANKETS?
ELF-ATIMBI
GOMIS!
Bafetimbi is
one of Santa’s
little helpers!
JUST
YOU’RE BRING IT,
GOING LEO!
DOWN,
KUN!
FESTIVE FIFA!
me, lads!
CH
XMAS TOFFEES!
Everton’s stars can’t wait for
the ‘You’ve Been Framed’
Xmas Special!
SAY
CHEESE,
KEV!
THIS
CHRISTMAS
IS SO LOL,
MACCA! CORK-ER!
Jack’s well pumped
for Christmas Day!
The official Everton Christmas jumper is on
sale now. Turn to page 45 for more details.
CO T T ’S
WA L
E O WA LCO T T tells
l machine T H
A R SE N AL go a
ough of Ch ristmas!
CH w hy he can’t get en
MAT
Secret San
HEO S S: “I woul
ck Aaron Ramsey,
y him his
sed hairdry
he’s alwa
g his hair i
he mirror!”
Last-minute shopping!
HEO S S: “I never do any last-minute
shopping because I’m really organised,
so I finished my Christmas shopping early.
All I need to do now is the wrapping!”
6 MATCH!
THEO SAYS: “Kieran Gibbs gets the
most excited about Christmas out of
everyone at Arsenal. He has a lot of
young nephews, nieces and cousins,
so he gets really excited for them.”
Festive plans!
THEO SAYS: “I’ve spent
the last few Christmases
with my brother and Mel’s
family, but this year it’s
just me, Mel and Finlay
so it will be nice. We have
a game the next day so
we’ll have a chilled day.”
MATCH! 7
MASSIVE STARS!
BALLON D'OR
Messi
n t he
has wo 'Or
d
B al lo n ou r
r f
d
a r e co I'VE GOT
W hat
times! THIS ONE,
e!
a ledg GUYS!
GIVE ME
BACK MY
TROPHY!
MESSI EYMAR
✔ Treble winner
with Barcelona
last season!
✔ Led Argentina
to the final of the
Copa America!
✔ Over 60 goals
and assists in all
comps in 2015!
✗ Hasn’t played
much this season
because of injury!
UEFA’S PIPE
ULTIMATE DOW
LINE-UP! EDEN
The UEFA Team Of The
Year shortlist is out, too! Chelsea s
Check out this megastar Eden Hazard posted
line-up of players that a video of himself
have appeared in the singing on Instagram
team most often over recently! Don’t quit
the years. What an XI! your day job, mate!
8 MATCH!
BATTLE!
One of these footy legends
will be officially crowned the
best player on the planet
when FIFA announce their
2015 Ballon d'Or winner next
month! But who will it be?
Ronaldo
Neymar THREE has finished
would be the YEARS
IN A ROW runner-up to
first Brazilian
FOR RON! Messi three
to win the B
allon times for the
d 'Or since Kak
a trophy!
in 2007!
YOU
DE CIDE!
W ho d
o
deserv you think
e
Tell us s to win?
by pos
on our ti
Facebo ng
p age n ok
ow !
ONALDO
✔ Fired Barça to the ✔ Top goalscorer in
top of La Liga when La Liga last season
Messi was injured! with 48 strikes!
✔ Joint-top scorer ✔ Broke Real
in last season's Madrid's all-time
Champo League! scoring record!
✔ La Liga top scorer ✔ Bagged his
after 13 games! 500th career goal
✗ Messi and Ron in September!
have won the last ✗ The footy legend
seven Ballon d'Ors hasn't won a major
between them! trophy this year!
POTM GOTM
BOURNEMOUTH
v Everton 23%
ʎ
ʎ
SMITH
November November
Bournemouth 48%
AYEW SWANSEA v
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VARDY Leicester
v LIVERPOOL 30%
SKRTEL Man. City
Liverpool 23%
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MATCH! 9
YOUR MAS QUES
NSWERE
CLYNE!
LIVERPOOL and
ENGLAND defender
snow?
From William Moran
: Yeah, I like it
What s the best
Christmas present
you’ve ever had?
From Phil lip Jack son
CLYNE S
of the players
because most es,
ith their famili
want to be w I do n’ t
to train.
but they have , be ca us e
ough
really mind th
play in g fo otball. There’s
I love got
es, so you’ve
so many gam an d fi t! ”
strong
to be mentally
Three points
on Boxing Day and a go
al! My
mum always gives me
socks
and boxers, so that’ll pro
bably
be what I get this year!
”
MATCH! 11
XMAS CHAT!
ERIK L A MEL A’
CHRIST MATCH chats to S P U R
u
S
p
s
to
ta r
th
ER
is
IK LAMELA
Christmas!
e’ll b e
about what h
CHRISTMAS
IN ENGLAND!
ERIK SAYS: “It’s a lot colder here
and I think people celebrate it more
in England. Living here means I play
during Christmas, but I didn’t when
I was in Italy and Argentina.”
TRAINING ON
CHRISTMAS DAY!
ERIK SAYS: “It’s very different
to Argentina, where the weather is
much hotter – my family and I tend
to spend it relaxing by the pool.
This year I’ll be training in the cold!”
SPURS’ CHRISTMAS
TRADITIONS!
ERIK SAYS: “We have Christmas
lunch together at the club with all
the coaches and players. We might HIS BEST
watch some Christmas TV and enjoy
the snow, too – if it happens!”
CHRISTMAS EVER!
ERIK SAYS: “When I was young,
I remember being in Italy one year
and I got so many presents – that
was probably my best Christmas!
I’ve had lots of great presents, but
HIS CHRISTMAS don’t really have one in particular!”
PLANS!
ERIK SAYS: “I’ll train in the morning,
then in the afternoon my family are
coming over from Argentina – my
Erik’s wearing this year’s Tottenham Christmas
parents and girlfriend will be there. jumper. Prices range from £20-£30, available
It’s my dog’s first Christmas, too!” to buy online at shop.tottenhamhotspur.com
12 MATCH!
you love taking on your mates at FI
s much as we do, then you have to
check this out! MATCH has come up
with ten ways of making your FIFA
head-to-heads a bit different!
1 2
STEP 1 STEP 3
Choose a club to turn Then go head-to-head
into your very own with your awesome dream
If you love possession dream team, then go teams! You can undo all the
footy, then try playing to Edit Teams in the changes afterwards by
like the La Liga giants! Customise tab and hitting Restore Default
The rules are simple select Club Transfers! Squads in Club Transfers!
– you can’t score until
you’ve completed ten STEP 2
passes! Keep count Take it in turns to transfer
as you knock the ball any players you want to
around, but if you give your chosen club using the
it away you have to search button, until you
start again from zero! both have a squad of 16.
14 MATCH!
3
This will test your long-range shooting
skills – you can’t score from inside the
penalty box! When you’re lining up
a shot, make sure you stay out of
the area, and if you are awarded a
penalty you’ll just have to miss it!
4 STEP 1
Pick your teams, and toss a coin
to decide who’ll be defending
and who’ll be attacking.
STEP 2
When the game starts, use the
D-pad to change your team’s
approach. Defensive team – hit
the left button to ‘Park The Bus’,
and for the attacking team, press
right to go ‘All-Out Attack’ – you
can’t change during the game!
STEP 3
Now take it in turns to play
as the defensive and attacking
teams – the first to five wins is
the champion. Go! Go! Go!
5
The rules are simple
– as soon as the other
team enter your half HOW
DOES
of the pitch, you have FATHER
to bring your keeper CHRISTMAS
PLAY FIFA 16?
out by holding the ON A SLEIGH-
sprint button and STATION!
pressing Y/Triangle.
You can’t stop holding
Y/Triangle until the ball
leaves your half or your
team wins the ball back!
The scoreline will end
up in double figures!
6 STEP 1
When choosing teams, each player
is allowed to press random five
times to select the league.
STEP 2
After each random pick, you can
choose to stick with that league,
or gamble by hitting it again
– but only up to five times!
STEP 3
Once you’ve got your league,
use the same process again
to choose your club. You could
end up with a real mis-match!
7
The clue is in the name – you can only
score with a header or a volley! Whip
crosses in, chip the ball up for your
team-mates or set yourself up with
a trick to bag your goals! Our FIFA 16
Calendar tips can help you with this!
10 STEP 1
First, each player has to
pick a one-star team!
STEP 2
Whoever wins the first match
then moves on to a two-star
team for the next match,
while the loser stays on one!
STEP 3
When a player gets to five-
stars, they go back down the
stars again! The first person to
get back down to a one-star
team and win is the champ!
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4 9
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Man. United
MATCH counts down the greatest footy stars of 2015,
then gives you the chance to have your say and
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99 98
100
97 96
Dele Alli
Tottenham & England
Position: Midfielder + Age: 19
Riyad Mahrez Nathaniel Clyne
Leicester & Algeria Liverpool & England
Alli was playing in League 1 in Position: Winger + Age: 24 Position: Right-back + Age: 24
May – but now he’s ripping up The awesome trickster helped Clyne’s had a class 2015! The
the Prem with Spurs and netted keep The Foxes up last season full-back’s epic form bagged him
on his first start for England! before making a blistering start a huge move to Liverpool and
to the 2015-16 campaign! now he’s an England regular!
95 94 92
91 90 89 88
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87 86
79
Paulo Dybala Chris Smalling
Juventus & Argentina Man. United & England
Position: Striker + Age: 22 Position: Centre-back + Age: 26
No-one got more Serie A assists Smalling is a solid, ball-playing
than Dybala last season! His centre-back who’s now The Red
awesome form earned him Devils’ first-choice defender!
a massive move to Juventus! He’s rocked for England, too!
85 84
83 82
81 80
Juan Mata
Man. United & Spain
Position: Att. midfielder + Age: 27
David Luiz Anthony Martial
PSG & Brazil Man. United & France Mata’s goals and assists were
Position: Centre-back + Age: 28 Position: Forward + Age: 20 crucial in getting Man. United
Luiz has finally started to show Martial cost loads, but he’s been back into the Champo League
why he cost £50 million by worth it! A run of red-hot form – he’s rocked Old Trafford with
bagging an epic domestic treble for The Red Devils was followed some epic displays this year!
with French giants PSG in 2015! by his France debut. Legend!
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75 74 73
72 71 70
69 68 67
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66 65 64
54
Hulk Mats Hummels Diego Godin
Zenit & Brazil Borussia Dortmund & Germany Atletico Madrid & Uruguay
Position: Forward + Age: 29 Position: Centre-back + Age: 26 Position: Centre-back + Age: 29
The Brazil beast won the Mats helped save Dortmund's Godin totally bosses Atletico’s
Russian title under Andre rubbish season in the first half defence! He’s epic in the air,
Villas-Boas and has started of 2015, and he’s been a rock tough in the tackle and pops
this season’s CL on fire! at the back so far this season! up with important goals too!
63 62 61
60 59 58
57 56 55
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Willian 53 52
Chelsea & Brazil
Position: Att. midfielder + Age: 27
Willian has been one of Chelsea’s
most consistent players in 2015!
He runs his socks off all game
and has become one of the best
free-kick takers in the world!
Douglas Costa John Terry
Bayern Munich & Brazil Chelsea & England
Position: Winger + Age: 25 Position: Centre-back + Age: 35
This skilful winger sealed a big JT isn’t getting any younger, but
move to Bayern in the summer, he's still one of the best Prem
and he’s ripping up Germany defenders! The Blues skipper
with his tricks and assists! won a fourth lea ue title in May!
51 50
49 48
47 46
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37
Wayne Rooney Carlos Bacca
Man. United & England AC Milan & Colombia
Position: Forward + Age: 30 Position: Striker + Age: 29
The United and England skipper Red-hot form, lethal finishing
broke The Three Lions’ all-time and a Europa League triumph
goals record and helped get The with Sevilla earned Bacca a
Red Devils back into the CL! £21.3 million move to AC Milan!
43 42
39
Jamie Vardy
Leicester & England
Position: Striker + Age: 28
Gonzalo Higuain D m tri Payet
Napoli & Argentina West Ham & France Vardy made his England debut
Position: Striker + Age: 27 Position: Att. midfielder + Age: 28 in June, then broke a Premier
Higuain is a goal king! The Napoli Payet created the most chances League record by scoring in 11
striker bagged 18 league goals in Europe's top five leagues last back-to-back games. Could a
last season and has already hit season, and was on fire for The mega move be on the cards?
double figures in 2015-16! Hammers before his injury!
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33 32 31
30 29 28
27 26 25
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David de Gea Pierre-E. Aubameyang Mesut Ozil
Man. United & Spain Borussia Dortmund & Gabon Arsenal & Germany
Position: Goalkeeper + Age: 25 Position: Striker + Age: 26 Position: Att. midfielder + Age: 27
United’s 2014-15 Player Of The PEA was Dortmund's top scorer Ozil won the FA Cup last season,
Year didn’t let an on-off move to last season with 25 goals in all then smashed the all-time Prem
Real Madrid wreck his form. Some comps, then bagged 25 goals in record by assisting a goal seven
of his saves were jaw-dropping! his first 22 games in 2015-16! games in a row in 2015-16!
21 20 19
18 17 16
15 14 13
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11
Arturo Vidal
Bayern Munich & Chile
Position: Midfielder + Age: 28
Vidal had an incredible run in
the CL with Juve, bagged Chile’s
first-ever Copa America then
joined Bayern for £28 million!
10
Thomas Muller
Bayern Munich & Germany
Position: Forward + Age: 26
The best brain in footy has
already gone past the 20-goal
mark this season! He ripped it
up for Germany in 2015, too!
Kevin de Bruyne
Man. City & Belgium
Position: Att. midfielder + Age: 24 Manuel Neuer
Bayern Munich & Germany
De Bruyne broke the Bundesliga Position: Goalkeeper + Age: 29
assist record in May, won the Neuer gets better every year!
German league’s Player Of The The world’s best keeper had
Year, then joined Man. City for another incredible season and
a club record £55 million. Wow! won the Bundesliga in May!
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Cristiano Ronaldo
Real Madrid & Portugal
Position: Forward + Age: 30
Ron started an epic year by
winning the Ballon d’Or award
in January, then became Los
Blancos’ all-time top scorer
in October. Awesome!
MATCH! 33
1
Lionel Messi
Barcelona & Argentina
Position: Forward + Age: 28
Top spot has to go to Leo! Messi
got over 60 goals and assists
combined in 2015, and won an
incredible treble! His top 2015
moments include destroying
Bayern in the CL semi-finals and
scoring one of the best goals
ever in the Copa del Rey final!
TOP SKILLS
Dribbling 10
Finishing 10
Free-kicks 9
Speed 9
Vision 9
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Closing date: January 31, 2016.
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When the Samba star
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magician lined up! His
tricks are mind-blowing!
HOW
DO I DO
THIS UP
AGAIN?
DIEGO COSTA
CHELSEA ARSENE
STRESS BALL WENGER
We’d get the Chelsea ARSENAL
striker a stress ball!
He needs to calm down VELCRO COAT
and stop getting so The Arsenal gaffer
angry all the time! is always struggling
to zip up his massive
coat, so he’d find
a Velcro jacket
much easier!
I'M
SO RED-
HOT!
WHO'S
THE FAIREST
OF THEM
ALL?
JAMIE VARDY
LEICESTER
FIRE EXTINGUISHER
The Prem’s top scorer
is on fire right now, so
we’ve bought him an
extinguisher to put
out the flames!
CRISTIANO
RONALDO
HELP, REAL MADRID
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I CAN'T
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RADAMEL FALCAO
CHELSEA
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The Prem flop defo needs
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improve his shooting skills and
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Is there a dodgier keeper
in the Prem than Boruc?
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OH
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