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Vol. 2, No. 3 SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 10th 2019 © International News Organisation, 2019
Nate details the progress of The Tater looks at the war between Trabardia talks of protests Lil’Stapler reflects on the impli- Daunlaund reports on their fa-
Communist bloc’s Constitutional Simul and Micro Union, Llo un- against their national govern- cations of the United States gov- vorite art of the week, including
Convention, Llo reports back on veils the surprising merger of ment, Kavagrad reports on the ernment shutdown—who wins, a look at Polandball GIFs, while
the shock results of the Anterian two influential regions and Wy- state of the ILFA Premier Divi- who loses, and why does it all Llo challenges you to a cross-
election and Whatermelons in- mondham gets ‘up close and sion and Daunlaund investi- matter to everyone? And will word based on this edition’s arti-
vestigates all the drama in Hive. personal’ with TWP’s Halo. gates the events of Mahakam. Trump get his way? cles and NS general knowledge.
NATIONSTATES TODAY. SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 10th, 2019. POLITICS 2
By NATHANIEL PENROSE ter interest died down. It was the going, with no clear favorite explicitly endorse the existence of parties.
The Constitutional Convention of hope of Penrose and Trabardia that present. The election will conclude in
The Communist Bloc officially began their bill would help to prevent this two days time, and no candidate has Discussions on the new Preamble
last week. Standing to be one of the from happening. Alongside this, the posted a campaign. It is assumed that have also begun, with Prem-
most impactful events in TCB history, Convention Schedule included provi- they will rely on their public notoriety ier Stapler’s ideas seeming to be the
the Convention shall allow the citi- sions for a Constitutional Assembly – and reputation, both of which have favorite by many citizens. The Pre-
zens of the Bloc to restructure their a body of citizens elected to draft the allowed them to be elected easily in amble, styled in the long and verbose
government entirely, and install a Constitution (which the citizens the past. manner familiar and preferred by the
system that agrees more with the would then approve) on their behalf citizens of TCB, seeks to reflect the
current political climate of the region. in order to avoid the death of the The Current Discussions citizens’ want for change and renew-
While the Convention stands to last event due to a lack of interest. A vote With the Convention currently ongo- al, and their goal to separate TCB
quite a bit of time, the people are con- on whether or not to establish the ing, discussions rapidly began on the from many aspects of its past.
fident in their ability to collectively Constitutional Assembly was held first sections of the Constitution: the
create a new TCB for a new age. immediately following the opening of Preamble and the Declaration of the Former Premier and current Vice
the Convention, which failed despite Citizens’ Rights. Currently, Minister World Assembly Delegate Marcella
The Convention Opening and The having a narrow plurality due to of Information C.A.D., General Secre- Cheval has also posted her ideas for
Constitutional Assembly TCB’s consensus-based voting poli- tary Penrose, Ele, and Prem- the Executive Branch. The proposal
The Convention began last week with cies (which allow for any decision be- ier Stapler have posted their ideas. outlines a three-person head of state/
the passage of the Convention Sched- ing put to vote to be vetoed by a 20% government, and seeks to create an
ule and Procedures Act, an amend- vote of “Against”). Penrose removed his proposals early Executive Council in place of the cur-
ment co-sponsored by Nathaniel Pen- on due to his favor of Stapler rent Presidential System, something
rose of Ubertas and Trabardia to out- While Penrose and Trabardia were and C.A.D.’s, with the two presenting TCB has had throughout its history.
line the schedule, procedure, and disappointed by this course of action, novel ideas such as an explicit civil However, the discussion was put on
structure of the Convention. The bill the Convention nevertheless proceed- contract, Miranda Rights for persons hold, as the Convention Schedule
mandates the creation of new sub- ed, with high hopes for its success. sentenced on the Discord for miscon- Amendment mandates that only one
forums and topics in the TCB forums duct, and the banning of parties. The section be discussed at a time, in or-
where the Convention can take place, The Chairperson Elections banning of parties has long been a der to avoid confusion and chaos.
and the order on how topics will be Following this, the five day standing topic of debate in TCB, especially af-
discovered. The bill was passed in period for the Convention Chairper- ter the fall of all the major parties last The Convention’s Future
hopes of ensuring more structure and son, or the entity elected to oversee June, and the rise of TCB’s de facto While it is unclear how the Conven-
order going into what could potential- the voting and regulation of the Con- no-party system and direct democrat- tion will proceed, and if it will be suc-
ly be a chaotic event. Past Constitu- vention, was opened. Only two candi- ic legislature. After posting a poll and cessful, the citizens of TCB seem to be
tional Conventions in other regions dates entered: General Secre- finding that a narrow plurality were ecstatic about the recent develop-
such as Europeia have burned big, tary Penrose and former General in favor of explicitly stating the right ments, signaling good tidings for TCB
bright, and tumultuous, and then Secretary and current Prem- to form parties, Stapler decided to as it continues on this journey.
flickered out almost immediately af- ier Lil’Stapler. The elections are on- remove, but not explicitly ban nor
By LLO Nerany and Kilowatt were effective- standing for re-election for the first our population. I do plan on running
Read the previous article on Anteria’s ly neck-and-neck till the dying hours time. We’ve got a good team assem- again in the near future, but I’m not
election here. when the eventual victor pulled bled and I’m hoping we can imple- sure if that will be next term or the
slightly ahead. The final tally was 33- ment some much needed roleplaying one after. I’m a little sore from losing,
Anteria has had a stunning upset in 26, with two other votes for minor and political reforms in the next three but I hope to help the region further
their quarterly election, candidates. months. With any luck we’ll have with Kilowatt.”
with Kilowatt, a candidate that de- some fun with it too.”
scribed their own campaign as The incoming Minister, who returns Kilowatt will now serve a three-
“partially a joke”, defeating the two- to the role for the first time in almost The dethroned incumbent, Nerany, month term to 1 May. He has also ap-
term incumbent and pre-election fa- two years, made an exclusive state- was graceful in defeat, saying: pointed the new executive Ministry to
vorite Nerany for the position of Min- ment to NationStates Today following assist him in his duties, including pro-
ister, who is the executive leader of the unexpected victory: “I would like to thank everyone that moted Deputy Minister Wolfgalia and
Anteria. voted for me. I would also like to go Junior Minister The Byrdlands. Con-
“I would first like to commend Ne- ahead and congratulate Kilowatt for sidering the successful candidate’s
In a regional poll held from 31 Janu- rany and all the other candidates on what I think is the most interesting original campaign premise of being
ary to 1 February, voters rallied al- an election well fought. Personally I election in a while. I’ll be happy to “partially a joke”, it remains to be
most entirely behind the two front- think it has been the most interesting work with him and his ministry as the seen how seriously they will take
runners, despite there being six nom- election season Anteria has ever region’s WA Delegate. Since I don’t their position throughout their ten-
inees in total. Opposing minor candi- seen. I’d like to thank all of the voters have as much responsibility in the ure.
dates were quick to switch their alle- and supporters of my campaign that region itself, I’ll be working with oth-
giances too, with Viha giving their helped make my final bid for office a er regions for foreign relations and
support to Nerany, while Shadoveil success and in making Anterian his- most likely be sending more recruit-
and Aziallis voted for Kilowatt. tory by unseating an incumbent ment telegrams to further increase
A war taking place in the battlefields of the minor UCRs – it has more drama than you might imagine.
By TATER volved and identified the spammer as Eventually, Simul became the new Union statements.
This is the story of two competing a puppet of Makasta, a member of the region for members of the Palumban
regions. The first is the Micro Union, Micro Union. From there, Makasta’s Nations. The Micro Union caught on Hostilities between Simul and the
a small, isolationist region. Simul is a puppets continually attacked until quickly and changed their target. Micro Union have stopped, with
small, welcoming region, about 14 na- moderators closed the account. Soon Simul’s closest ally, the Monarchist members only having to deal with
tions strong, and usually indifferent after, the region of New Makasta was and Democratic Alliance, also be- spam from non-Micro Union nations.
to political ideology. founded and, this time, the entire re- came increasingly confrontational. N- The bond with the Monarchist and
gion was coming for the Palumban Day and Z-Day went by with the two Democratic Alliance, however, has
Fighting began a year ago between Nations with vengeance. Back and regions defending themselves from depleted. The future of this war is
the two regions when the nation forth, attempts to ruin the other re- the Micro Union until something pe- looking like a stalemate, though both
of Landaa, now defunct, entered the gion occurred until a third party be- culiar happened. The government of regions are still actively looking for
region of the Palumban Nations and came involved. For context, this was the Monarchist and Democratic Alli- support to tip the scales in their fa-
spammed it with advertising for vari- around the time that the region of ance changed their allegiance to the vor.
ous things such as power tools and Simul was founded. Micro Union, resulting in the ongoing
car insurance. Moderators got in- spamming of Simul with pro-Micro
The Capitol Building in Washington DC, where the Congress of the United States convenes.
By LIL’STAPLER tideficiency Act prevents said depart- and as of now, he was. Eventually, he ernment at a staring contest, and no
Editorial Note: This article was ap- ments from conducting non-essential will realize that this standoff will hurt one wants to blink, but Trump may
proved for publishing before editorial operations without governmental his reelection chances. A Reuters poll already have.
rules were modified to remove ‘real funding. This caused nearly one- found that fifty-one percent of Ameri-
life’ articles from our acceptable topic fourth of the government to partially can people blame Trump for the shut- As for the outcome, it is my opinion
list. Going forward, we will not ap- shutdown, preventing the pay of ap- down. Trump will have to realize this that Trump will be the one
prove ‘real life’ articles unless they proximately 800,000 workers. Some and accept it to stand a better chance to completely blink first. The Con-
directly relate to NationStates, our workers are considered essential, but for reelection. gressional Republicans will start to
community or the game’s accessibil- still cannot be paid, so they have to stray from Trump because they want
ity (Internet Neutrality would be an work without pay. Common conse- The biggest loser of the shutdown is to be reelected. This will cause Trump
example). As per usual, NS Today quences include the Transportation obviously the workers who are being to realize that he doesn’t have the
does not endorse the content of opin- Security Administration [TSA] shut- forced to work without pay. This is backing necessary to pass his unpop-
ioned articles. ting down several airport security slightly negated as some of them ular funding bill. In all honesty, it
checkpoints, and this has its effect on have been guaranteed backpay, but comes down to Senator Mitch
35. 800,000. 2. 5.6 billion. These the rest of the world by slowing tour- the pain is still there. They still did McConnell. If he allows a vote after,
were just a couple of the many num- ism and travel across the planet, the not have money for a large period of or even before, Trump blinks, the bill
bers thrown around during the Unit- Food and Drug Administration time, a month already. The next loser will pass Congress – in fact, a bill al-
ed States’ longest ever partial gov- [FDA] suspending food inspections, is Congressional Republicans. It is ready has. Even if Trump isn’t the
ernment shutdown. Those are the the economy slows, and at some nearly impossible for them to come one to blink, Sen. McConnell must
number of days the shutdown lasted. points, regresses which will hurt the back from this. The House Republi- realize that they have the votes to
It is the number of workers, who world economy, and National Parks cans have it a bit easier, as they have override the presidential veto.
were forced to work without pay. The being either closed or unstaffed. With passed spending bills. However, the
amount of paychecks these families all of these negative consequences, Senate Republicans, led by Majority For nearly all scenarios, the Demo-
missed. And the amount of money and the government almost certain to Leader Mitch McConnell, have re- crats at least partially win and the
Trump is demanding for his wall, shutdown again, why isn’t the gov- fused several times to vote or even workers lose. This is a negotiating
which is what kept the government ernment putting a complete end to listen to any bills proposed by House tool that fails and needs to be pre-
shut down. The shutdown essentially this madness? and Senate Democrats alike. This vented in the future. It is imperative
became a negotiating tool for all; puts Congressional Republicans in a that we take future action that guar-
Democrats, Republicans, and espe- For a spending bill to become law, tight space. They either have to side antees backpay for federal workers
cially Trump. All using it to get what the president has to sign off on it, but with Trump and be a part of the indefinitely. We should also take con-
they want. There are, however, sev- in our world, President Donald blame that fifty-one percent of Ameri- stitutional action to withhold pay
eral consequences that have sprung Trump has been refusing to sign any cans place on him, or they side with from federal legislatures and leaders
up, and will spring up as the shut- spending bill unless it includes $5.6 the Democrats and look weak to their of the executive in an effort to ensure
down controversy drags on. Never- billion to fund his border wall project. usual voters. Both options nearly they make deals fast and protect the
theless, these politicians are insisting No side, Trump, Democrats, or Re- guarantee their reelection chances worlds’ workers. But for now, the
that the shutdown is an effective publicans are willing to make any will be shot. There is an opportunity government needs to start negotiat-
means of negotiating. It is important compromises, except for opening the to salvage a bit if they break from ing for real. At this point, all bias is
to note that everyone in the govern- government temporarily, and almost Trump and propose their own bills, set aside; it doesn’t matter who
ment has some responsibility in this certainly shut it down again. It’s be- but this is probably the least likely blinks or who wins. The workers
problem, so who wins? It is absolute- cause of this that I still consider the event to occur. The Democrats and should be the top priority. Their fami-
ly essential that we, the people of the government to be in a shutdown, be- Trump can also turn into the losers, lies are suffering because our politi-
USA and of the world, understand the cause after spending is up, I nearly depending on who wins the standoff. cians care too much about them-
winners and losers of the shutdown guarantee it will be shutdown again. selves and how they look to the pub-
and ask ourselves: is a shutdown an Now that we have explored the big- lic. The shutdown is not effective and,
effective negotiating tool? The winners from this shutdown gest winners and losers, we can now in the end, will always cause more
cannot be fully realized until after the investigate whether or not using a harm to the people than good. It is
Before we can ask who wins and second shutdown ends, or negotia- shutdown is an effective negotiating now up to you, whether you have
loses from the shutdown, we need to tions actually take place and finish. strategy. The short answer is explicit- been directly affected or not, whether
first understand its causes and ef- The general answer will be Trump or ly NO. This goes for both sides, but you live in the US or not, to solve this
fects, as well as explain what a shut- the Democrats. One of them will have mainly Trump. It is never okay, from problem by emailing and calling the
down is. In the United States, a to budge for the bill to pass. This a moral, ethical, and logical reason, to politicians refusing to make deals
(partial) government shutdown oc- means there are two scenarios, grant- withhold the paychecks of more than with each other. You can even talk to
curs when Congress and the Presi- ing each of them a victory. For 800,000 people and their families for your own leaders if you are outside of
dent cannot agree on an appropria- Trump to win, the Democrats must personal political gain. Clearly, it isn’t the US. Since a shutdown US govern-
tions bill, which is what funds the op- either give in and grant Trump his a good tool for the sole fact that no ment does affect you in several ways,
erations of the federal government. wall money or negotiate a deal, the one is willing to budge. The Demo- your politicians can also take a step
When there is no bill, there is no mon- most popular being wall money with crats won’t budge because they know to pressure the US government to
ey. When there is no money, there is DACA and, now, general border secu- that the American people blame make deals. You are the only way to
no spending. This means that the de- rity funding. This is, in my mind and Trump, not them. Trump won’t actu- solve this problem, and to ensure it
partments operating the, and with in the mind of numerous experts, the ally negotiate because he doesn’t doesn’t happen again.
the, federal government, cannot oper- least likely outcome. The most likely want to lose his right-wing support-
ate at one-hundred percent. The An- being that Trump is the first to blink, ers. The shutdown has left the gov-
NATIONSTATES TODAY. SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 10th, 2019. ARTS 9
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