‘Scena: Shalom and Leonards aartment. Leonard eniers from bedroom, dressai nicely na covered in swat ns. Leonard: How do flock? Sheldon: Could you be more specific? Leonard; Can you tell I'm perspringe litle? ‘Shelféon’ No, The dark crescet-shaped patterns under your arms conceal it icely. Wht time is your date) Leonard: Six thi ‘Shelion:Peefet that gives you two hours and fifeen minutes fr that dense molecular cloud of Aramis dissipate Leonard: sit too much? ‘Sheldon: Not if you're a rugby team Leonard: By the way, iit shouldever come up, you dia’ join us becanse yeu sued yourelPérth a chicken carbonara sh a Quimos* Sheldon: Way would [join you? Leonard: Mo reason, Oh, you now what, maybe this in't such a ibd idea, Sheldon: Ob, no,no, no, well now, there's always the possitality that adohol nd poor judgment on her part might Lead to ‘nice romantic evening. Leonard: You're right alcobol, poor julgmet,itcould go well Sheldon Of couse, there's the ober possibility thaehis dae Sith off a rather unpleasant sixamoaths ofthe two of you essing ewlovardly inthe hall unl one of you breaks divs ad moves to another zip code Leonard: You could have stopped at “it could go well” Sheldon: If coulda, I woulla.(1f1 couldevelwouldhave) Leonard: Tmean, I'm apertectly nice guyeThere’sto reason we couldn't goto therestarant and have alovely dinner Maybe take awdk afterwards, talk abott things we have in common, “you love potery? {love pottery!” You know, there's a pause, we both Inow whatishapptning | lean in, we kis its alte tentative at fist but then realize, she’s Kissing me back, and she’s bitingtty Lower lip, you know, she wants me, this thing is going the distance, we're going to ave sex! Oh Godl Oh, iy Codi Sheldon: Is the sex siting now? Leonard: I'm having apaniouattack, Sheldon: Ohjokay, well then, calm down. Leonard: Tad cain down | woulda’t be having ayanie attack, thats why they calli panic attack Sheldon: Aight, well, ust, st down, yes, sit dawn, now close your ees. Leonard: Why? Sheldon: Just do it Leonard: Okey. Sheldon: Nove tryto increase you alphawave activity. ‘Leonard, What? Sheldon: I's a bin-feobacctechnigue, is relation through brain-wave manipulation read « paper abeuti inthe Journal of American Neuroscience, it was alte sparsely sourced but Ithinkthe basic science is valid, Iprobably have i tere somenhereLeonard: Oh, who am kidding, {can’t go through with this, you need to call her and cencel. Sheldon: Me? Leonard Yes Sheldon: What should tellher Leonard: I don’t know, Tell her T'm sick. Sheldon: Okay. Leonard: Not the kind of iless that will make her wart to come over and take care of me, but nothing so criical that she'll fel uncomfortable going out with me inthe future af Lwantto try this again Sheldon: Get t So I'massumingnothing venereal I'iljust tell her that you bad aroutice colonoscopy iia ven? quite ‘bounced hacks Leonard: Give me the phone Sheldon: But I thought you wanted to cancel? Leonard: can't because if don't show up she'Itstil be expecting you Sheldon: Why would she be expecting me? Leonard: Stop asking me all these questions, | need to take anther showerScene: A restearant, Penny: So are the restof the guys meeting us here? Leonar: Oh, yech, 20, Tums out that Raj and Howerd had towork,and ShelHon had a colonoscopy andhe hase’ quite bounced back yet. Penny: Ook, my uncle just had a colonoscopy. Leonard: You're kidiing, wel, then that’s somethifigye have intomaon Penny: How? Leonardi We both have people in our lives whodf walt nip intestinal polyps inthe tua Penny: So, what's new inthe woeld of physi? Leonard: Nothing Fenny, Really, nothing? Leonard: Well, with the @aception fisting theory, not much has happened since the 1930's, and you can't prove sting theory, abest you can say “hey. looky idea has an internal logical consistency” Peony. Ah Wellffm sufethin geil! pick vo. Leonar: What's ‘wt the Cheesecele Factory? Penny: Ot uh, adh mutliPWe do have a chocolate key lime thet’s moving pretty well Leonard: Goot, Gaol And what about your, uh, hallway frend. Fenny: Doug? Ob, yesh, { dunno, I mean, he's nioe and funny, but. ‘Waitress: Can I get you started with some drinks? Leonard: No, (waves her away) You were seying, tut Penny: Idle a drinks Leonaré: Just say the but thing ebout Doug and then I'l gether baci. Penny: Olay, well, you know, i's justme, I'm cil geting over this break-up with Kurt andthis thing with Doug would be just rebound sex. ee