Beruflich Dokumente
Kultur Dokumente
Mollie Lief
Fall 2011
Grades 3-5
Cast of Characters
Imogene:
Her Mother:
Her Father:
Her Brother, Norman:
Her Aunt Elsa:
Scene
Imogene’s House
Time
Present
ACT I
Sc. 1
IMOGENE’S BEDROOM.
AUNT TOOTIE
(interrupting)
No, no, it was a Thuuursday morning-
AUNT ELSA
AUNT ELSA
And our dear young niece-
AUNT TOOTIE
Imogene-
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 2.
AUNT ELSA
Imogene, was beginning to wake up as usual...
IMOGENE
Mondays are simply my favorite. It means there are five
whole days of school to go! And four days of ballet!
And three days of gymnastics! And two days of piano!
And only one day of math! Oh I can’t wait to start my
week! My totally normal week!
At this, Imogene jumps out of bed, and suddenly,
we see she has a pair of ENORMOUS ANTLERS on top
of her head!
BOTH AUNTS
Normal indeed.
IMOGENE
First thing’s first, I brush my teeth.
Completely unaware, with toothbrush in her mouth,
Imogene pirouettes around room, over bed. Aunts
watch, shake their heads.
(garbled)
Mother always says it’s the freshest way to start the
day.
To the portraits (as the aunts freeze), with mouth
full of toothpaste:
Good morning Aunt Elsa! Good morning Aunt Tootie!
Spits.
(exuberantly)
GOOD MORNING MONDAY!!!
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 3.
AUNT ELSA
Antlers.
Imogene looks over to the portrait of Aunt Elsa as
if she’s heard something. Elsa freezes.
IMOGENE
I have antlers.
AUNT ELSA
Imogene did not know what to do.
AUNT TOOTIE
So she just handled it in her usual Imogene way...
IMOGENE
(excitedly)
I have antlers!
AUNT ELSA
And got ready for school.
Imogene shrugs, smiles, and picks out her favorite
outfit. But then she struggles to get it on. Her
clothes keep getting caught on the antlers.
AUNT TOOTIE
Or tried.
MOTHER
Imogene! Breakfast is ready!
IMOGENE
Ooh breakfast! Coming Mother!
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 4.
IMOGENE
Feeling her antlers, remembering.
Oh these. They’re just antlers, Pop. I woke up and they
were there.
MOTHER
(to Father, sweating)
Jerome, call the doctor.
Mother faints and falls off chair.
AUNT ELSA
So Imogene’s father called the doctor.
Father rushes to phone and speaks softly. Norman
examines the antlers. Mother awakens, sees the
antlers and faints again. Imogene takes more
pancakes.
AUNT TOOTIE
The doctor with the Spanish accent.
AUNT ELSA
British accent.
AUNT TOOTIE
Spanish!
AUNT ELSA
British!
BOTH
At the same time...
Spanish! / British!
The DOCTOR suddenly enters the room and in a
ridiculous German accent, proclaims...
DOCTOR
Ve have arrived to help zis young lady mit zee antlers!
BOTH AUNTS
Ach jah.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 5.
FATHER
Please, doctor, you must help my Imogene. She
has...um...
NORMAN
Antlers! Father, can I have antlers, too?
FATHER
Quiet Norman!
DOCTOR
Jah, I vill help ze girl. Eemogene, pleez, tell me vhat
happened mit zee antlers.
Mother feebly awakes. All crowd in to hear story.
IMOGENE
(slowly)
Well, I woke up this morning like I always do and I
just had these enormous antlers on top of my head.
(beat)
Aren’t they cute?
AUNT ELSA
The doctor checked her eyes.
AUNT TOOTIE
The doctor checked for measles
Mother awakens.
AUNT ELSA
Mumps
AUNT ELSA
Fleas
AUNT TOOTIE
Lumps
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 6.
AUNT ELSA
(giggling)
Ooh that rhymes-
Everyone turns toward Elsa’s portrait. She
freezes. They go back to action.
AUNT TOOTIE
He prodded for strep-to-coc-cus
AUNT ELSA
He poked for ty-ro-tox-ism
AUNT TOOTIE
He looked all over for collywobbles
IMOGENE
Ooh that tickles!
AUNT ELSA
And rhino-till-ex-o-mania
AUNT TOOTIE
But he could find absolutely nothing wrong with
Imogene.
Norman picks up an encyclopedia to read.
DOCTOR
(to Father)
Ach! I can find abzolootely nozzeeng wrrong mit zis
girl! I am zimply flabber-zee-gasted. Your daugterr eez
zotally healthy.
Mother faints.
AUNT ELSA
And with that, the doctor left.
DOCTOR
Unt now I leaf.
He exits. Mother awakens.
NORMAN
Hey Pop! I found what Imogene has!
(pointing to book)
It’s a rare form of miniature elk!
FATHER
Quiet Norman!
To mother
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 7.
FATHER (cont’d)
I shall phone the school principal! Surely he will know
what to do.
Imogene practices her pirouettes.
BOTH AUNTS
Not likely.
FATHER
(into phone)
Hello. School Principal? Yes. It’s Imogene. We need
your help immediately. No, I do not know why the school
smells like eggs. Yes please come here at once!
Immediately, the SCHOOL PRINCIPAL enters. He is
very cranky and funny looking. He speaks in a
nasal voice and continuously writes things in a
notebook.
SCHOOL PRINCIPAL
Into notebook.
I am very busy. But I am here. What, pray tell, seems
to be the problem with Imogene?
IMOGENE
Hello School Principal. Would you like to see my
pirouettes?
SCHOOL PRINCIPAL
Into notebook.
No.
FATHER
Sir, Imogene woke up with antlers-
SCHOOL PRINCIPAL
Suddenly looking up. He leans back dramatically
GASP! Those are...incredible.
(examining)
They seem to be...a rare form of miniature elk!
Mother faints.
AUNTS
Not again.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 8.
NORMAN
That’s what I said!
SCHOOL PRINCIPAL AND FATHER
Quiet Norman!
SCHOOL PRINCIPAL
Inching closer to Imogene.
Yes. In my spare time, I am an avid antler collector
and I have been searching for miniature elk for years.
FATHER
To Mother.
We are switching schools!
Imogene continues to pirouette.
AUNT ELSA
At ten o’clock, the milliner arrived.
AUNT TOOTIE
Imogene’s father thought he might be able to cover up
the antlers with a-
The MILLINER suddenly enters, strikes dramatic
pose. He is wearing a fancy hat. There are THREE
SERVANTS following behind him who also take a
lower, less dramatic pose. They are also wearing
fancy hats.
MILLINER
(fabulously, in a thick French accent)
A hat!
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 9.
SERVANTS
Clapping
Bravo! Bellisimo!
MILLINER
Eh, shall I say...hats off to meeee!
They exit comically.
IMOGENE
My head feels heavy.
FATHER
Well, Imogene. It looks like those antlers aren’t going
anywhere.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 10.
AUNT TOOTIE
I’ll say.
Imogene turns toward Tootie portrait. Tootie
freezes. Imogene shrugs and pirouettes toward
stage left.
IMOGENE
Thanks Lucy. You’re really good at that.
LUCY
Yeah but it just takes so long to dry em.
IMOGENE
What if you hang them on my antlers?
LUCY
Great idea Imogene!
AUNT ELSA
Later, Mrs. Perkins the Cook, was making her signature
recipe.
IMOGENE
Hiya Mrs. Perkins!
MRS. PERKINS
Oh hello Imogene. Lovely antlers.
IMOGENE
Thanks! Making your signature recipe?
MRS. PERKINS
Indeed I am. I just wish I had somewhere to put these
donuts.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 11.
AUNT ELSA
By the afternoon, the family had become accustomed to
Imogene’s antics.
AUNT TOOTIE
Antlers.
AUNT ELSA
Antlers.
Montage of family getting used to antlers:
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 12.
AUNT TOOTIE
By the end of the day, Imogene was plain exhausted.
IMOGENE
(yawning)
Family, I must take my antlers to bed now.
AUNT TOOTIE
On Tuesday, when Imogene woke up, the antlers had
disappeared.
Imogene wakes up, reaches above her head and feels
nothing. She shrugs and smiles.
Everyone enters her room one by one to check on
the antlers.
FATHER
The antlers!
NORMAN
They’re gone!
LUCY
My towels!
MRS. PERKINS
My donuts!
MOTHER
MY baby!
IMOGENE
I just love Tuesdays!
Imogene leaps out of bed. Does one big pirouette
and all of a sudden, ENORMOUS PEACOCK FEATHERS
open up behind her.
Everyone gasps.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 13.
THE END.