Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow airport.

General opinion makes out that we live in a world of hatred and greed. I don't see that.
Seems to me that love is everywhere. Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy but it's always there.
Fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends.
When the planes hit the Twin Towers, none of the phone calls from people on board were messages of
hate or revenge, they were all messages of love. lf you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that
love actually is all around.'

LOVE ACTUALLY

1º SECTION

"I feel it in my fingers

"I feel it in my toes
"Feel it in my toes, yeah
"Love is all around me And so the..."
- I'm afraid you did it again, Bill.
It's just I know the old version so well, you know.
Well, we all do.
That's why we're making the new version.
Right, OK, let's go.
"I feel it in my fingers "In my fingers
"I feel it in my toes
"Feel it in my toes, yeah
"Love is all ar..."
Oh, fuck, wank, bugger, shitting arsehead and hole.
Start again.
"I feel it in my fingers "In my fingers
"I feel it in my toes
"Feel it in my toes, yeah
"Christmas is all around me "All around me
"And so the feeling grows
"So the feeling grows
"It's written in the wind "In the wind
"It's everywhere I go
"Everywhere I go
"So if you really love Christmas "Love Christmas
"Come on and let it snow
"Come on and let it..."
This is shit, isn't it?
Yep, solid gold shit, maestro.

2º SECTION

- God, I'm so late. - It's just round the corner, you'll make it.
You sure you don't mind me going without you?
No, really. I'm just feeling so rotten.
- I love you. - I know.
I love you even when you're sick and look disgusting.
I know. Now, go or you will actually miss it.
Right.
- Did I mention that I love you? - Yes, you did. Get out, loser.
3º SECTION
Karen, it's me again.
I'm sorry, I literally don't have anybody else to talk to.
Absolutely. Horrible moment, though. Can I call you back?
Of course.
Doesn't mean I'm not terribly concerned that your wife just died.
Understood.
Er, bugger off, call me later.
So what's this big news?
We've been given our parts in the nativity play
and I'm the lobster.
- The lobster? - Yeah.
- In the nativity play? - Yeah. First Lobster.
There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?
Duh.

4º SECTION
Best sandwiches in Britain.
Try my lovely nuts?
Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady.
Morning, my future wife.

5º SECTION
By the way, he introduced me as John but everyone calls me Jack.
Oh, fine. Nice to meet you, Jack.
He got me right, though. I'm just Judy.
Great, Just Judy!

6º SECTION
- No surprises? - No surprises.
- Not like the stag night? - Unlike the stag night.
- You admit the prostitutes were a mistake? - I do.
And it would've been much better if they'd not turned out to be men?
That is true.
Good luck, kiddo.

7º SECTION
Prime Minister, over here!
Thank you.
- Welcome, Prime Minister. - Woh! I must work on my wave.
How are you?
- How are you feeling? - Erm...
Cool. Powerful.
Would you like to meet your household staff?
Yes, I would like that very much indeed.
Anything to put off actually running the country.
- This is Terence. He's in charge. - Morning, sir.
Good morning. I had an uncle called Terence.
Hated him, I think he was a pervert. But I very much like the look of you.
- This is Pat. - Hello, Pat.
Good morning, sir. I'm the housekeeper.
Oh, right. I should be easier than the last lot.
No nappies, no teenagers, no scary wife.
And this is Natalie. She's new, like you.
- Hello, Natalie. - Hello, David. I mean, sir.
Shit, I can't believe I've just said that.
And now I've gone and said "shit". Twice. I'm so sorry, sir.
You could've said "fuck" and we'd have been in real trouble.
Thank you, sir. I had a premonition I was gonna fuck up on my first day.
Oh, piss it!
Right, I'll get my things and then let's fix the country, shall we?
Yeah, I can't see why not.
- It's all right. - Did you see what I did?
- Yes, I did. - I just went "blurh".