There was me and my monkey

And with his dungarees and rollerblades Me and my monkey

Smoking filter tips With a dream and a gun

Reclining in the passenger seat of my Hoping my monkey

supercharged jet black Chevrolet Don't point that gun at anyone

He had the soft top down Me and my monkey

He liked the wind in his face Like Butch and the Sundance Kid

He said "Son, you ever been to Vegas?" Trying to understand

I said "No" he said "That's where we're Why he did what he did

gonna go, Why he did what he did

you need a change of pace"

And when we hit the strip with all the And at the elevator I hit the 33rd floor

wedding chapels He had a room up top with a panoramic

and the neon signs he said views

"I left my wallet in El Segundo" like nothing you've ever seen before

and proceeded to take two grand of mine He went to sleep in the bidet and when he

We made tracks to the Mandalay Bay hotel awoke

Asked the bell boy if he'd take me and my He ran his little monkey fingers through the

monkey as well yellow pages

He looked in the passenger seat of my car Called up escort services and ordered some

and with a smile he said okey doke

"If your monkey's got that kind of money Forty minutes later there came a knock at

sir, the door

then we've got a monkey bed" In walked this big, bad-ass baboon into my
 bedroom Why he did what he did

with 3 monkey whores Why he did what he did

"Hi, my name is Sunshine. These are my

girls. Got tickets to see Sheena Easton

Lace my palm with silver baby oh yeah The monkey was high

and they'll rock your world" Said it was a burning ambition to see her

So I watched pay per view and polished my before he died

shoes and my gun We left before encores

Was diggin old Kurt Cobain singin' 'bout He couldn't sit still

lithium Sheena was a blast baby

There came and knocked at the door and in But my monkey was ill

walked Sunshine We went to play black jack

"What's up?" - "You better get your ass in Kept hittin' 23

here boy Couldn't help but notice this Mexican just

your monkey is having too much of a good staring at me

time" Or was it my monkey?

I couldn't be sure

Me and my monkey It's not like you've never seen a monkey in

Drove in search of the sun rollerblades

Me and my monkey and dungarees before

Don't point that gun at anyone Now don't test my patience cause we're not

Me and my monkey about to run

Like Billy the Kid That's a bad-ass monkey boy and he's

Trying to understand packing a gun

"My name is Rodriguez" he says with death

in his eye

"I've been chasing you for a long time

amigos

And now your monkey is gonna die"

Me and my monkey

Drove in search of the sun

Me and my monkey

We don't wanna kill no Mexican

But we got ten itchy fingers

One thing to declare

When the monkey is high

You do not stare

You do not stare

You do not stare

Looks like we got ourselves a Mexican stand

off here boy

And I ain't about to run

Put your gun down boy

How did I get mixed up with this fuckin'

monkey anyhow