FUTURE 

SELVES
Dictated by Eli Longford

Made Awesome by George

Tesman and Thea Eldridge

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Acknowledgement: 
 
To my dear Eli - - all my love, Eli. 
CHAPTER ONE

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On him
Phrases independents
Fellowship
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Verily they will become much worse than beasts.
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He’s weighed me, gust by gust

He balanced film by film
He’s handed me my being’s worth
Between the calvary
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This thoughtful place

Fulminate is such a great word
Sacred cow
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The roar of the storm
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Acknowledment: this book is 
dedicated to the bravest most 
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complexhumblest person on the face 
of this earth 
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If we can’t finish this book we may need to oole 
future selves. Maybe there’s another copy online 
somewhere? T? 
 
This is the probably the best book that’s ever 
been written. It’s all about ourselves in the 
future. And stuff. We are maybe going to be 
robots, but that’s really for eore Tesman to 
figure out. He likes Ant robots. He’s also insanely 
cool and attractive and intelligent. Oh well, he 
got Hedda and I didn’t. that will make my 
“future self” sad. And his future self happy. Good 
for him then. His pants 
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clownfish 
sea animals

there was once​ ​

but this clownfish was plagued with an incurable affliction: he could only tell three jokes
the first joke was a knock-knock joke thanks for this joke joke thank yoy heuristobes darling
but no one in the deep blue sea could understand because no onwe in the deep blue sea had doors so they couldn’t understand the
joke.
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robotics withg lmited seating and
comoutatiopnal capabilities. Thismakes it
feasible to deploy the terms of swarm
robots and take advantage of the resulting
fault tolerance and parallelism. Swarm
robots cannot use conventional planning
methods due to their limited sensing and
computational capabilities. Thus, their
behavior is often driven by local
interactions. Ant robots are swarm robots
that can communicate via markings similar
to ants that lay and follow pheromonme

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I do not like George
Tes-man
I do not like him, oh
no ma’am
I do not like him
here or there
I do not like him
anywhere
I pledge allegiance
to the flag of the
united states of me.
And to my republic
for which I stand,
one nation under Eli
with liberty and
justice for all. But
mostly just for me.
And none
for
George
Tesman.
Researchers have developed and robot
hardware and software and
demonstrated, both in simulation and on
physical robots heuristic search
stochastic analysis and graph theory.

Ant colony optimization algorithyms ant

Chapter one

How does grass propagate and grow? Plants in the grass family Poaceae spread from
seeds given the right conditions. Regularly mowed lawns typically do not seed
themselves because grass seeds are produced from a cluster of flowers known as
inflorescence. Researchers have developed ant robot hardware. And software and
demonstrated, both in simulation and on physical robots, that single ant robots or teams
of ant robots solve robot-navigation tasks such as terrain coverage and path following
robustly efficiently

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Chapter One

Bitmojis – a Short History

Bitstrips was a media and technology company based in Toronto, Canada. Founded in 2007 by
Jocob Blackstock, David Kennedy, Shahan Parth, Dorian Baldwin and Jesse Brown.

Chapter Two

Researchers developed ant robot hardware and software and demonstrated, both in simulation
and on physical robots, that single robots solve robot-navigation tasks such as terrain coverage
and path following, ​robotsly,
Chapter 5

crabble​
We open at Julia’s house, it is s​ night, a formal affair in which

all the esteemed S​ crabble​ Society Guild members are dressed in their

crabble
finest attire (party shirts).It is important to note here that the S​

Society Guild only has two registered members … George and Thea.

As to what happened to Hedda… following her tragic suicide, her sprit latches onto a moose
and she now haunts Julia’s house and Toby’s flat. She always tries to eat Thea’s hair whenever
Thea tries to pet the moose. George decided to name the moose Oswald which greatly
displeased Hedda. Hedda also enjoys eating all of Toby’s shirts because they are infinitely
The Banana Slug*
The banana slug* is a North American terrestrial slug comprising the genus Ariolimax. These
slugs are often yellow in color and are often spotted with brown blotches, resembling a ripe (or
overripe) banana which is the source of their common name, although they can come in other
colours. They belong to the kingdom Animalia, phylum Molluska, class gastropoda, subclass
heterobranchia.

Researchers have developed ant robot hardware and software heuristic search.
*​ All about the Actor’s Equity Association, founded in 1913, represents more thatn 51,000

professional actors and stage managers nationwide. Equity seeks to foster the art of live theatre
as an essential component of society and advances the careers of its members by negotiating
wages, improving working conditions, and providing a a wide range of benefits, including health
and pension plans. Actors Equity is a a member of the AFL-CIO and is affiliated with FIA, an
international organization of performing arts unions. #equityworks

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All about Ducks
Ducks are omnivores
A male duck is called a drake

This is all I got because I was busy being an Instagram

influencer

Sorry

Researchers have developed ant robot hardware and software and

demonstrated, both in simulation and on physical robots, that ant robots or
teams of robots solve robot navigation tasks such as terrain coverage and
path following, robotsly and efficiently. Heuristic search stochastic analyses
and graph theory. Ant colony optimization
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Give George My Love

Dearest Deorge,
I’d like to start out by saying I will always be
able to beat you make that clear I would
have won Hedda over if you hadn’t been
the one to be there for her during the
funeral. It’s very clear to me that she still
loves me more than she loves you.;
however, I’ve always admired and
respected you – pelvic exercises and
please her in bed. Etc. etc.
Researchers developed ant robot hardware
and software and demonstrated, both in
simulation and on physical robots thatrobot
naviheuristic

Work was after a time was trite and

underwhelming, I still respected your
dedication if I had

Thinkg of someth
Prologue
Ant Robotics
Ant Robotics is a special case of swarm robotics. Swarm
robots are simple and hopefully cheap with limited sensing
and computational capabilities. This makes it feasible to
deploy teams of swarm robots and take advantage of the
resulting fault tolerance and parallelism. Swarm robots
follow pheromone trails. We’re going to bring this to an
end. And move onto page 2, Chapter One.

Researchers have developed ant robot hardware and

software and demonstrated, both in simulation and on
physical robots, that single ant robots or teams of ant
robots solve robot-navigation tasks such as terrain
coverage and path following, robotsly and and efish-ent-
A Dictionary of Millenial Vernacular
~the language of the future~

YAAS – an enthusiastic way of saying yes

Low-key –low intensity/slight/kinda
Turnt – hype for a party
Lit – when something is turned up or popping
Sus – when someone is acting suspicious or shady.
Clap back – a comeback filled with attitude
Thank you
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooo much – extreme gratitude
Trolls – someone who purposely tries to provoke others
Dank – really cool
High key – straight up TRUTH
Shook – confused or in utter disbelief

Finesse – to smooth things out

FOMO – fear of missing out

Yeet – a way to show excitement

Phubbing – someone
Mapping of Consciousness

After reading the DaVinci Code I have conducted extensive research as to

how we can find all of the secrets of the past.

The secret? Wow I’m soooooooooooooo glad you asked. Well, robotic ants
and the mapping of consciousness. What will we do to solve the mysteries
of the past is to unearth the corpses and use robotic ants to crawl into their
brains, animate withered dendrites and swaken the rotted brains of
geniuses.

Researchers have developed ant robot hardware and software and

demonstrated, both in simulation and on physical robots, that single
heuristic

Phubbing – snubbing someone to pay attention to your phone instead aka

Chris Marshall outside every day.

Brains
How to Make a Delicious Blob of Jello

Jello is a quick and easy dessert to make. You can use

powdered Jello or even make your own Jello from scratch.
Gelatin is healthy as it is, but you can make your dessert
even healthier by adding fresh fruit to it.

Jello From Scratch

The ingredients you will need are;
one and half cups of fruit juice
one fourth cup of cool water
one fourth cup of hot water

one to two cups of fresh fruit (optional)

agave nectar, honey, stevia, sugar, etc (to taste optional)
Researchers have developed ant robots heuristic
For example, trials coordinate the ant robots via implicit
communication and provid an
Riddles to tickle the synapses

Who makes it, has no need of it.

Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
What is it?

What can travel around the world while staying in a

corner? stamp

What has hands but cannot clap?

A CLOCK

You can drop me from the tallest building and I’ll be fine,
but if you drop me in water I die. What am I? Paper????

What has a head and tail but no body? coins

Researchers have developed ant robot hardware and

software and demonstrated, both in simulation and on
physical robots, that single ant robots or teams of ant
robots

Heuristic is the word we

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The Importance of the New Book “Future Selves”

This is the first real one, the one that really has me in it.

Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me.
Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me.

A philosophy of the future

The perfectibility of the human race
This one really has me in it.

Reaching perfectibility. Reaching that place of immortality.

Cledus is now cussing about flight attendants right now.

What is going on? Grr grr grr

We gotta grrr what is going on grrrrr

That was me dictating Cledus

Researchers have developed ant robot hardware and software and

demonstrated heuristically both in simulation and on physical robots, that
single ant robots

Thea can hold her breath for 2 whole minutes