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Octane Addictions
Some finely tuned machines, some steep ramps and the crack of the throttles
by a dirk bike team from Octane Addictions kept fans on the edge of their
seats Thursday night at the Northeast Montana Fair. Octane Addictions began
in 2003 with their extreme freestyle shows and have since expanded to four-
wheelers and snowmobiles. The Billings, Montana-based company developed
into a graphics business with an extensive clothing line for men, women and
children. So if you start seeing Octane Addictions apparel around Glasgow,
including t-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies, beanies, hats, pants, etc., there’s
a good chance the people wearing it were at the fair last night. Tonight is
the annual pack-em-to-the-rafters Milk River MotorSports Demolition Derby.
Calcutta is at 6:00. With a $15,000 payout, there should be a pile of cars.
 Transit Board meets Monday
Crazy Days SaleS!!!
Friday August 2nd 9-5:30 pm
The Valley County Transit Board will meet on
Monday, August 5th at 3:00 p.m. at the Valley County
Saturday August 3rd. 9 am- 3 pm Transit office (use the back door/east entrance).
Crazy Days BOGO (buy one get one 50%) Sales:
All food items • All Soaps and lotions Faded hunting and fishing licenses
All candles and diffusers • Swig
Corkcicle Drink Ware (coolers not included)
can be replaced for free at FWP
Hunters and anglers with licenses that are
50% off planters, floral, clothing, purses, Bridal Registry
wallets, linens, rugs and mats Younkin & Maliawco displaying faded text making them difficult to read can
Flashsales on select items …Smoking hot deals! September 14, 2019 have those licenses replaced at no cost at their regional
Sale tables with great deals! Capdeville & Leo Fish, Wildlife & Parks office.
75% off Hen house has many great new sales!! September 28, 2019
Helland & Schultz Another option is to go to fwp.mt.gov, login to
Robyn’s Nest October 11, 2019 MyFWP and request a digital version of your license to
Etchart & Reichelt
Home Decor & Fine Gifts
501 1st Ave. S. 228-4646 January 4, 2020
print at home or download to a smart phone. Digital
licenses are good for everything but a carcass tag.
Beer sales Replacement at an FWP office for faded licenses
should be do not count against the number of replacements an
individual is allowed. Local license providers are unable
good to offer free replacements; the cost is $5.
According to the hourly weather graph issued by the
National Weather Service in Glasgow, the temperature
Petrino pops a hole in one
at the start of this evening’s Demolition Derby is looking Golfing at Lake Hills Golf Course in Billings on
to be hovering right around 95°. The good news is that Monday, July 29th, Pat Petrino pulled his seven wood
it cools down 80° by 9:00. out of his bag of tricks and, witnessed by golfing buddies
Tonight: A 20 percent chance of showers after 1am. Partly Jim Brown, Pat Joyce and Gary Ugrin, teed off at the
cloudy, with a low around 67. Southeast wind 6 to 10 mph. 147-yard #4 and in the hole it went.
Saturday: A 20 percent chance of showers before 7am. For those who are unfamiliar with Pat Petrino,
Mostly sunny, with a high near 94. Southeast wind 5 to 8 you don’t know the history of Scotty football. A former
mph becoming west in the afternoon. Glasgow educator and football coach, he guided the
Saturday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 61. Scotties to the Class A State championship, blanking
West northwest wind 6 to 9 mph becoming northeast after Whitefish 27-0.
midnight. And this is the last time the Scotties have won a
Sunday: Sunny, with a high near 87. North wind 7 to 10 state title in football... what a drought!
mph. But, it was good to see Mr. Petrino back in the
sporting news with that coveted ace.
Sunday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 58.
Northeast wind 6 to 9 mph.
00
Monday: Sunny, with a high near 87. Northwest wind 3 to
7 mph. $6
Burger & LOOKING FOR
Monday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 58. North
northwest wind 5 to 7 mph becoming east after midnight.
Tuesday: Sunny, with a high near 88. North wind 3 to 8
mph.
a Beer ALL POSITIONS
Tuesday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 58. North
Mondays Server
wind 6 to 8 mph becoming east after midnight.
Wednesday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 85. East wind 5:30-7:00pm Kitchen
6 to 9 mph. Bartender
Wednesday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 58. Call
Thursday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 84. 406-860-4244
 BUZZIFIEDS
BUZZ
FARMERS MARKET Sat, Aug. 3rd, 8-2, rhubarb, dry land baby new
potatoes peas, onion bunches , leeks, lettuce, cookies, turnovers,
doughnuts, banana bread, caramel rolls, jams and jellies, and more.
Herbalife, stretches knives. Complimentary coffee and cookies. Thanks for
supporting your local Farmers Market. RED ROCK PLAZA (ACROSS
FROM THE COKE PLANT).
BUZZ
HUGE GARAGE SALE or as we hoarders call it “Inventory Reduction Sale”.
The first of many storage units to go. Former Ebay Seller & Collector of
everything. Saturday 8/3 8-12. Lots of New with tags & new in box items.
LOCATED IN STORAGE BUILDING BEHIND SOROPTOMIST THRIFT
STORE. Closest parking lot is at the Elks Club or in the street by the
Water Treatment Plant.
BUZZ
CRAZY DAY $10 BAG SALE on Everything. Priced items ½ off.
Friday 10am-4pm & Saturday 11am-3pm. DONATIONS WELCOME -
SOROPTIMIST THRIFT STORE
BUZZ
PANCAKE BREAKFAST: Saturday, August 3 from 7-10am. Cost is $5
or $7.50 for big appetites. Will be held the first Saturday of the month.
SENIOR CITIZENS CENTER
BUZZ
MARCIA MAE’S SALVAGE & ANTIQUES NE Montana Fair Special:
20% Off storewide. Don’t miss this one! There won’t be another like it this
summer. Open Thursday 10-4, Friday 10-4, & Saturday 9-12 this week.
ENTER THE PINK DOOR AT 534 1ST AVE. N (on HWY 2 Across from
Mcdonald’s & Next to Methodist Church) PHONE # 406-263-7567
BUZZ
POSITION OPENING: Administrative Assistant at Montana Fish, Wildlife
and Parks – Glasgow (19141793) Salary: $15.98 Hr. and Benefits Package
Eligibility: Health Insurance, Paid Leave & Holidays, Retirement Plan.
Closing Date (based on your computer’s time zone) Aug 11, 2019, 11:59:00
P.M. APPLY ONLINE. https://mtstatejobs.taleo.net/careersection/200/
jobdetail.ftl?job=19141793&tz=GMT-06%3A00&tzname=
BUZZ
REYNOLDS MEAT DEPARTMENT Looking for cleanup personnel. Wage
negotiable. CALL 228-2378 AND ASK FOR TERRY OR ANN
BUZZ
HOME CARE SERVICES: Are you reliable, caring, & compassionate
person that needs a flexible job? Home Care Services is currently seeking
part-time PCAs/CNAs for our areas. We will train the right person. FOR
MORE INFO CALL 406-228-4200
BUZZ
VALLEY VIEW HOME has an opening for a full time Activities Aide.
Pay depends on experience PLEASE VISIT VALLEY VIEW HOME’S
ADMINISTRATION FOR QUESTIONS / APPLICATIONS SOON!
BUZZ
FMDH POSITION OPENING: Environmental Technician. Sunday -
Thursday, 3 am to 11 am. High School Diploma or GED (preferred).
Ability to read and follow written and oral instructions. On-the-job training
provided. Must be self-motivated and dependable. Clean and sanitize
rooms and furnishings in assigned work areas following established policies
and procedures, to maintain high standards of cleanliness and sanitation
throughout the Hospital. Ability to work according to established schedule
for specific hospital area. FMDH is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action
Employer. PLEASE CONTACT THE HR DEPARTMENT AT (406) 228.3662
FOR MORE INFORMATION.
BUZZ
VALLEY VIEW HOME is now offering Certified Nursing Assistant training
and testing for a low price of $800.00. This includes the testing price and
study material required. Valley View will offer the same training to anyone
who seek long term employment with Valley View for free. This training
program will educate you in how to provide care to our older generation.
Our upcoming class is August 5 - 16. Valley View Home can work with you
in the evenings if you’re in school as well PLEASE VISIT VALLEY VIEW
HOME’S ADMINISTRATION DEPARTMENT IN ORDER TO SIGN-UP.
BUZZ
FULL TIME COOK. The Cook prepares palatable, nutritionally sound meals
for our residents at Valley View. Our cooks are responsible in ensuring our
Dietary Aides provide service promptly with delegated authority from the
Department Head. Starting wage is $14.25 an hour. We want you to build
your career and grow with us! PLEASE PICK UP YOUR APPLICATION
FROM THE ADMINISTRATIVE DEPARTMENT AT VALLEY VIEW HOME.
BUZZ
RUNDLE SUITES needs energetic team players for housekeeping and
front desk. Looking for dependable and motivated. $11-16/hr DOE. PICK
UP AN APPLICATION AT RUNDLE SUITES. 406-228-2800
BUZZ
WANT A REWARDING CAREER? Come work at Milk River Inc. as a Direct
Support Specialist. We monitor adults with development disabilities. Looking
for motivated caring people. STOP BY MILK RIVER ACTIVITY CENTER
FOR MORE INFORMATION AND AN APPLICATION.
BUZZ
FULL TIME & PART TIME DIETARY AIDE. The Food Service Aide prepares
and serves palatable, nourishing, well-balanced diets to meet the daily
nutritional and special dietary needs of each resident. This position provides
a very meaningful role within Valley View Home and you will feel gratitude
daily for your work. PLEASE PICK UP YOUR APPLICATION FROM THE
ADMINISTRATIVE DEPARTMENT AT VALLEY VIEW HOME.
BUZZ
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2-bedroom available soon. Detached garage. Water/sewer provided. No
smoking or pets. Deposit, lease required. (406)367-9300 OR (651)490-5757
BUZZ
FOR RENT: 2 bedroom, 1 bath furnished, comes with A/C. Water and heat
paid. $525/mo. plus security deposit. Shared laundry in building. CALL
HELLAND AGENCY INC. 228-2114
BUZZ
FOR RENT: Unfurnished, carpeted 3 bedroom, 1 bath home. Washer &
dryer, full basement, 1 car garage, & storage shed. 103 Sioux St., Fort
Peck, located near the Summer Theatre. CALL SHERYL BELCHER AT
406-230-2675 OR 701-721-5214
BUZZ
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fresh paint & carpet. Detached garages. Country feel close to town! No
smoking/pets. Deposit, lease required. (406)367-9300 OR (651)490-5757
BUZZ
HUGE GARAGE SALE or as we hoarders call it “Inventory Reduction Sale”.
The first of many storage units to go. Former Ebay Seller & Collector of
everything. Saturday 8/3 8-12. Lots of New with tags & new in box items.
LOCATED IN STORAGE BUILDING BEHIND SOROPTOMIST THRIFT
STORE. Closest parking lot is at the Elks Club or in the street by the
Water Treatment Plant.
BUZZ
TAYLOR STORAGE & TAYLOR STORAGE SOUTH: Great storage units
available, varying sizes. Auto garage door opener available. Units on
Cherry Creek St. and south side of Glasgow Available. CALL KEVIN AT
(406) 230-2259 OR HOLLY AT (406) 599-3805
So, You Think You Want to Work Outdoors
by Bruce Auchly
Depending on your
point of view, the summer
is either beginning, half
over or nearly done.
Recent graduates
of both high school and
college probably wish the
summer would never end
and people would stop
asking them what’s next.
Neither will happen, of
course. A graduate’s next
step is getting a career, a
job or a clue.
The following is a
tutorial for anyone who
has thought working
in the fish, wildlife and
parks field would be just
swell.
Coulees don’t look
steep until you are at the
bottom and must climb
out to leave a days-old
elk calf after ear tagging
it because its momma
is barking and pacing
impatiently a couple
hundred yards away. Of A freshly-tagged newborn elk calf. Photo by FWP
course, you hope the to remember who your unpleasant tasks because mile and repeat.
cow elk doesn’t reject its beneficiaries are. it’s what they do to Can you name that
newborn after you leave Park looks to floaters, keep tabs on Montana’s song in three notes?
or worse try to stomp on someone must register resources. Like putting worms
you before your exit. each floater, pull weeds, Of course, sometimes on hooks for hundreds
Mountain rivers don’t make sure the campsite it’s neither dangerous nor and hundreds of children
look swift and deep until signs have not washed taxing but rewarding. at a local kids fishing day.
you have to cross with a away, pick up trash, check Like getting up at 3 Just so a five-year-old can
backpack full of nets and the levels in the latrines a.m. to start a predawn catch her first fish, hold
gear to capture, tag, then and dig new ones when count of prairie songbirds. it up for a photo, smile
release Harlequin ducks the old ones are full. Yes, The counts are based and make a grown-up cry
so we can keep tabs on sir, hand me that shovel. primarily on recognizing tears of joy.
these heart-stoppingly Fish, Wildlife and bird songs. Beginning at 5 Fish and wildlife and
beautiful sea ducks that Parks biologists, park a.m., drive 25 miles on a parks are about people.
breed and nest in remote rangers, technicians, deserted gravel road, stop That may sound contrary
Rocky Mountain streams. game wardens and every half mile for three but it’s true. While wild
Don’t even think about even volunteers know minutes, count every bird animals and beautiful
falling, but if you do, try about these hazards and singing, then drive a half places can exist without
human presence, we appreciate and admire beauty we
see, touch and hear and with that admiration comes
understanding.
The purpose of the elk calf capture is to find out
where the local elk herd spends the winter. Capturing
an adult elk is expensive both for the cost of a radio
collar and the helicopter crew that must swoop down
Show Times: Fri & Sat 7:30 pm & Sun 4:00 pm
and shoot a net over the animal.
Catching an adult elk in any season but winter Playing A musical based
(important if you are trying to find out where they on the play by
July 26 - Aug. 11 SIR J.M. BARRIE
spend the winter) is dangerous for the animal as it can
overheat. Grabbing a newborn calf and fitting it with
a radio encapsulated earring is a low tech, low price
solution.
It’s generally known that the magnificent
Harlequin duck breeds and nests in the Rockies from
western Wyoming north to the Arctic, then winters on Peter Pan is presented thrugh special
the Pacific Coast. But the timing of when Montana’s
arrangements with Music Theatre Aug 16
International (MTI) thru
population nests and where specifically they spend the All authorized performance materials Sept. 1
winter is not known. Hence an effort to capture them are also supplied by MTI
www.MTIshows.com
and fit them with ankle bands or geolocators.
Then there is the Smith River, like many state Reserve Tickets Now —www.fortpecktheatre.org
parks, that people enjoy and love. Maybe too much.
OR CALL 406-526-9943
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Almost Regatta time

Here we are, already
sailing into August! And that
means the Can Am Regatta,
headquartered out of the Fort
Peck Marina, is almost upon July 31 - Aug. 6, 2019
us. Once again there
was some amazing
3-IN-1 PACKAGE DEAL
Boneless Pork Loin Roast
artwork for the annual Boneless Pork Loin Chops
poster contest and Boneless Country Style Ribs
this is the winner, $1.69 lb. PORK 3-MEAL DEAL
by Sam Dondero. Certified Angus Beef® 93% Extra Lean
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Amazing job, Family Pack Certified Angus Beef® Bone-In
Sam. The kids’ RIBEYE STEAKS ......................$8.99 lb.
Willamette Valley Beef
sailing school will TENDERLOIN STEAKS..............$9.99 lb.
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August 9th. Please call PORK TENDERLOINS...............$2.99 lb.
Frigo 8-12 ct. Select Varieties
263-2468 to register CHEESE SNACKS........................ 2 / $6
for this one-day El Monterey 8 ct. Select Varieties
BURRITOS ............................$3.49 ea.
event. Following Foster Farms 22-24 oz. Select Varieties
a rules meeting CHICKEN...............................$6.99 ea.
on Friday evening
at 6:00, the Can
Am All Class Fun
Run Regatta follows
on Saturday and
Sunday.
On Saturday morning
there is a Skippers’ FMDH Glasgow
meeting at 8:00 at the marina EMT’s Heartsaver CPR
with the race at 9:00. Lunch is AED / First Aid Class
provided; dinner on your own and jam session 6:00. The
MONDAY Saturday, August 10
public is encouraged to come out and enjoy the fun!
SOUPS: Broccoli Cheese • Chili 9 a.m. to about 1 p.m.

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S en ior Citizen Center
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Beef & Broccoli Dine at the “O” by August 8 at 5 p.m.
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Call for reservation by 10 AM through this course. Course
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Tips From the ‘Redneck Book of Manners’
Seems how the Milk River MotorSports Demolition If the latter is the answer, it is the man’s responsibility to get
Derby is upon us, we felt this article is necessary today her to school on time.
as it is a large redneck audience on hand. 4. Always have a positive comment about your date’s
FOR STARTERS appearance, such as, “Ya’ll sure don’t sweat much for a fat
1. Never take a beer to a job interview. gal.”
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at WEDDINGS
them. 1. Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
3. It’s considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. 2. Kissing the bride for more than five seconds may get you
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the shot.
sheets. 3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a
5. Even if you’re certain that you are included in the will, it is cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create too sporty
still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home. an appearance.
DINING OUT 4. Though uncomfortable, say “yes” to socks and shoes for
1. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your this special occasion.
fingers covering the label. 5. It is not appropriate to tell the groom how good his wife is
2. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the in the sack.
restaurant may not allow dogs. DRIVING ETIQUETTE
ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME 1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the
1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight.
prepared by a taxidermist. 2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the
2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how largest tires always has the right of way.
good his manners are. 3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
PERSONAL HYGIENE 4. When sending your wife/girlfriend down the road with a
1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
should be done in private using one’s OWN truck keys. 5. Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially
2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several when driving.
days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of 6. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.
good money.

E A L S
3. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as
they tend to detract from a woman’s jewelry and alter the
taste of finger foods.
S M A S HIN G D
STOREWIDE
DATING (OUTSIDE THE FAMILY)
1. Always offer to bait your date’s hook, especially on the
first date.
2. Be aggressive. Let her know you’re interested: “Ya know,
darlin’, I’ve been wanting to go out with you since I read that
stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago.”
3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected
back. Some will say 10:00 PM; others might say “Monday.”

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 Knot heads?
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liable to get a few knots on your noggins! Bubba and marble-sized hail. Those goofy brothers... but, at least
Xander were getting soaked in a storm that passed the sun was shining!

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