individual. Everyone in this courtroom knows that. And there’s also no denying the fact that he has done some serious charity work in the past. He’s a politician so of course he is as innocent and god-send as one can be. Money springs out of his wallet when he sees an underprivileged person. The media just happens to be there, covering all of it. To date, Mr. Burman has donated exactly twenty two lakhs eighteen thousand and four hundred rupees. In cash, of course. He doesn’t do checks. Needless to say that all those murder, child abuse and embezzlement charges are baseless allegations against who is truly, a genuine Indian superhero,” said Advocate Krishan, addressing the judge.
“That’s all right, advocate. But, whom are you stating
these facts for? From what I see, you have a pretty resounding victory on your hands here, given that neither the plaintiffs nor their counsel bothered to show up,” said the judge, gesturing towards the empty seats to his right. “That is true, your honour. Now, some would say that neither one of the plaintiffs showed up because my client, using all his political influence, threatened them. But, what about our learned counsel, Advocate Hari? You know him, your honour. He is the bravest and most honest person out there. Even if the plaintiffs lacked the guts and valour to show up, Hari won’t be affected by that, would he? No, he won’t.”
“Well then, where is he?” asked the judge.
“Truth be told, your honour, I have no clue. I have no
clue about anything anymore. Three years ago when I was on the verge of graduation, one day one of my professors, who was very fond of me, called me up to his office. He sat me down and told me that I’m a brilliant student and would make a brilliant lawyer too. He told me to be honest, to fight for justice, and always self-introspect. But, he also told me to not be disheartened when I’m not required to do these things. I was 23 years old and was pretty firm about my principles and the basic idea of right and wrong. These words coming from someone I had idolised for almost all of my college life were shocking, to say the least. Obviously, I had questions. Questions that he sensed I would be having and thus, provided answers without me asking for them. He said that in the end, all human beings are puppets in the hands of the higher authority that directly relates to them. He said that this is the system and that we are all bound by it, that we are all bound by duty. Today, I finally understand what he meant. Here I am, defending this trashy person, bound by duty.”
“He is trashy, that’s true,” said the judge.
“I know, right? I mean, you know he’s guilty. You’ve
known since the beginning. Everyone in this filled courtroom knows that. Then, what are we even doing? He is guilty, your honour. He did commit fraud that destroyed the lives of those innocent plaintiffs and several others whose voices couldn’t reach the doors of this court. And somehow, it my job, my duty to prove that those plaintiffs are nothing but attention seeking lowlives who want to extract monetary aid from this horrible person.”
“So, what is it that you want me to de, advocate?”
asked the judge.
“I want you to let me fail. I want you to not let me do
my job. Not this time,” Krishan answered.
“So, that’s what you’ll get. Today, this courtroom will
put aside all limitations of facts and evidences and do the right thing. Today, this courtroom will convict and penalise Mr. Ravikishan Burman. The judgement will be given after the lunch break. Till then, the court is adjourned,” announced the judge and got up from his chair and walked up to Advocate Krishan.
“That was awesome,” said Krishan.
“Truly. You do know that that’s not what’s going to
happen, right?”
“Of course, Hari. It’s not a perfect world. Hey, so
tell me, did I go overboard at places?”
“Yes, you did. You could’ve avoided that entire law
school backstory,” answered Hari, as they both sat down.
“That was for the dramatic effect. Next!”
“You referred to this empty courtroom as ‘filled.’ That
was a little too much. I did like the fact that you praised me, though. Super sweet!”
Hari and Krishan continued with their conversation as
the doors of the courtroom opened suddenly. In came the plaintiffs, Mr. Burman, a couple of police officers and many more. The real judge also entered and everyone rose up in respect. The judge signalled Krishan and Hari to start with the proceedings.
“What will the score be after this one?” asked Hari,
whispering.
“3-1. In favour of me,” answered Krishan. “Don’t stress,
drinks are on me.”
“I would love to have drinks. You know, if your client
doesn’t try to get me killed.”
“He wouldn’t do that. Although, if I were you, I would
throw out any suspicious looking bouquets. Could be an explosive.”
“Thanks, man. Let’s begin, now,” said Hari.
“Your honour,” Krishan said as he rose, addressing the
judge. “Mr. Burman is a highly respected individual. Truly, a genuine Indian superhero…”
Because in the end,
all human beings are puppets, in the hands of the higher authority.