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SCENE 1
BEGGER: Give a penny for the poor, governor. Penny for the poor.
SCROOGE: My partner, Jacob Marley, dead seven years today. He was a good one.
He robbed from the widows and swindled the poor. In his will, he left me enough money to
pay for his tombstone. And I had him buried at sea.
SCROOGE: You used a piece last week. Now, get on with your work, Cratchit.
CRATCHIT: Speaking of work, Mr. Scrooge, tomorrow is Christmas, and I was wondering if
I could have half a day off.
SCROOGE: Christmas, huh? I suppose so. But I'll dock you half a day's pay. Now, let's see,
I pay you two shillings a day.
SCROOGE: Oh, yes. I gave you that raise three years ago.
SCROOGE: All right, Cratchit, get busy while I go over my books. Oh, and here.
Here's another bundle of shirts for you.
SCROOGE: Let's see now, 50 pounds, 10 shillings from McDuff. Plus his 80 percent interest
compounded daily. Money, money, money.
SCENE 2
SCROOGE: What's so merry about it? I'll tell you what Christmas is, it's
just another workday. And any jackanapes who thinks else should be boiled in his own
pudding.
CRATCHIT: But, sir, Christmas is a time for giving. A time to be with one's family.
CRATCHIT: I was just trying to keep my hands warm, sir. And what are you doing here,
nephew?
FRED: I've come to give you a wreath and invite you to Christmas dinner.
FRED: - Yup.
SCROOGE: And will you have plum pudding and lemon sauce?
SCROOGE: Are you daft, man? You know I can't eat that stuff. Here's your wreath back.
Now out, out, out. Bah, humbug.
SCROOGE: Aye, he always was a little peculiar. And stubborn. Customers. I'll handle this,
Cratchit.
SCENE 3
CHARITY MAN1: Sir, we are soliciting funds for the indigent and destitute.
SCROOGE: - And if they're not poor anymore, then you won't have to raise money for them
anymore.
SCROOGE: And if you don't have to raise money for them anymore, then you would be out
of a job. Oh, please, gentlemen, don't ask me to put you out of a job. - Not
on Christmas Eve.
SCROOGE: Well, then, I suggest you give this to the poor and begone. What's
this world coming to, Cratchit? You work all your life to get money, and people want you to
give it away.(pause) Two minutes fast. Well, never mind those two minutes. You may go
now.
SCROOGE: Never mind the mushy stuff. Just go. But be here all the earlier the next day.
CRATCHIT: I will. I will, sir. And a "bah humbug..." I mean, a merry Christmas to you, sir.
SCENE 4
SCROOGE: Go away.
JACOB MARLEY: Ebenezer, remember when I was alive, I robbed the widows
and swindled the poor?
SCROOGE: Yes, and all in the same day. - Oh, you had class, Jacob.
JACOB MARLEY: - Yup. No, no. I was wrong. And so as punishment, I'm forced to carry
these heavy chains through eternity. Maybe even longer. There's no hope. I'm doomed.
Doomed. And the same thing will happen to you, Ebenezer Scrooge.
SCROOGE: Farewell. Marley, watch out for that first... step. Spirits. Humbug.
SCENE 5
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST: Well, it's about time. Haven't got all night, you know.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST: Listen, Scrooge, if men were measured by kindness, you'll
be no bigger than a speck of dust.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST: You didn't always think so. - Come on, Scrooge, it's time to
go.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST: Just hold on. Not too tight now.
SCENE 6
SCROOGE: Spirit, I believe I know this place. Yes, it's old Fezzywig's. I couldn't
have worked for a kinder man. Why, it's old Fezzywig himself. And all of my
very dearest friends. And that shy lad in the corner, that's me.
ISABEL: My eyes are closed, my lips are puckered, and I'm standing under the mistletoe.
YOUNG SCROOGE: You're also standing on my foot.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST: In ten years’ time, you learned to love something else.
YOUNG SCROOGE: Nine thousand nine hundred and seventy-two. - Nine thousand...
ISABEL: - Ebenezer.
ISABEL: For years, I've had this honeymoon cottage, Ebenezer. I've been waiting for you to
keep your promise to marry me. Now I must know, have you made your decision?
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST: You loved your gold more than that precious creature. And
you lost her forever.
SCROOGE: Please, spirit, I can no longer bear these memories. Take me home.
SCENE 7
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: Fee, fi, fo, fum, I smell... I mean, I smell
a stingy little Englishman. I think I do. Yeah, I do.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: Why would the Ghost of Christmas Present, that's me,
want to eat a distasteful little miser like you? Especially when there are so many
good things to enjoy in life. See?
SCROOGE: Mince pies. Turkeys. Suckling pig. And don't forget the chocolate pot roast with
pishmachio... With smishmachio... With: With yogurt.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: From the heart, Scrooge. It's the food of generosity.
Which you have long denied your fellow man.
SCROOGE: What's she cooking? A canary? Surely they have more food than that. Look on
the fire.
TIM: Coming, Father. I'm coming. Oh, my, look at all the wonderful things to eat. We
must thank Mr. Scrooge.
SCROOGE: Tell me, spirit, what's wrong with that kind lad?
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: Much, I'm afraid. If these shadows remain unchanged,
I see an empty chair where Tiny Tim once sat.
SCROOGE: Then that means Tim will? Where did they go? Spirit, where are you? Don't go.
You must tell me about Tim. Don't go.
SCENE 8
SCROOGE: Where did...? Who are you? Are you the Ghost of Christmas Future?
Please, speak to me. Tell me, what will happen to Tiny Tim?
SCROOGE: Oh, no. Spirit, I didn't want this to happen. Tell me these events can yet be
changed.
GRAVE DIGGER : Oh, well, let's rest a minute afore we fill it in, eh? He
ain't going nowhere.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE: Why, yours, Ebenezer. The richest man in the cemetery.
SCENE 9
SCROOGE: Please. No, no, no. I'll change. I'll change. Spirit, let me out, let me out. I'll...
Oh, I'm back in my own room. It's Christmas morning. I haven't missed it.
The spirits have given me another chance. Oh, I know just what I'll do. They'll be so
surprised. What a wonderful day. Oh, there's so much to do. Oh, so much to do. I can't go
out like this. There, that's better.
SCROOGE: Merry Christmas to one and all. Well, bless me. Good morning, gentlemen. I
have something for you.
SCROOGE: - Still not enough? Aye, you drive a hard bargain. Here you are.
One hundred gold pieces. And not a penny more. Not a penny more.
CHARITY MAN1: Oh, thank you, Mr. Scrooge. Thank you. And a merry Christmas to you.
SCROOGE: Of course I am. You know how much I like candied fruits
with spiced sugar cakes. I'll be over promptly at 2. Keep it piping hot.
FRED: I will, Uncle Scrooge. I will. And a very merry Christmas to you.
CRATCHIT: Why, Mr. Scrooge. Merry Christmas. - Won't you come in?
SCROOGE: Christmas day, indeed. Just another excuse for being lazy. And another thing,
Cratchit. I've had enough of this half-day-off stuff. You leave me no alternative but to give
you...
BOB: - Toys.
SCROOGE: - Yes, toys. No, no, no. I'm giving you a raise and making you my partner.
CRATCHIT: A partner? Oh, thank you, Mr. Scrooge.