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Shower
Christen
Etchart
Calvin
Reichelt
Saturday, August 17
Wedding
January 4, 2020
Red Barn
Gifts
10 am - 5:30 pm M - F
10 am - 4 pm Sat.
Thanks for the Memories “She said she was
approaching forty, and I
An old tribute to a man who DID couldn’t help wondering
make a difference, BOB HOPE from what direction.” ~ Bob
Hope
• ON TURNING 70: “I still chase women, but only
“When we recall the past,
downhill.” we usually find that it is
• ON TURNING 80: “That’s the time of your life the simplest things - not
when even your birthday suit needs pressing.” the great occasions -
• ON TURNING 90: “You know you’re getting old that in retrospect give
when the candles cost more than the cake.” off the greatest glow of
• ON TURNING 100: “I don’t feel old. In fact, I don’t happiness.” ~ Bob Hope
feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap.” “A sense of humor is good
• ON GIVING UP HIS EARLY CAREER, “My idea of Christmas,
for you. Have you ever
BOXING: “I ruined my hands in the ring. The whether old-fashioned or
heard of a laughing hyena
referee kept stepping on them.” modern, is very simple:
with heart burn?” ~ Bob
loving others. Come to
• ON NEVER WINNING AN OSCAR: “Welcome Hope
think of it, why do we have
to the Academy Awards or, as it’s called at my home, “No one party can fool all of
to wait for Christmas to
‘Passover’.” do that?” ~ Bob Hope the people all of the time;
• ON GOLF: “Golf is my profession. Show business that’s why we have two
is just to pay the green fees.” “You know you’re getting
parties.” ~ Bob Hope
• ON PRESIDENTS: “I have performed for 12 old when the candles
cost more than the cake.” “I don’t do a lot of political
presidents and entertained only six.”
~ Bob Hope jokes. Too many are getting
• ON WHY HE CHOSE SHOWBIZ FOR HIS elected.” ~ Bob Hope
CAREER: “When I was born, the doctor said to my “People who throw kisses
mother, ‘Congratulations, you have an eight pound are hopelessly lazy.” ~ “You know you’ve reached
ham.’” Bob Hope middle age when your
weightlifting consists
• ON RECEIVING THE CONGRESSIONAL “I have seen what a laugh
merely of standing up.” ~
GOLD MEDAL: “I feel very humble, but I think I can do. It can transform
Bob Hope
have the strength of character to fight it.” almost unbearable tears
• ON HIS FAMILY’S EARLY POVERTY: “Four into something bearable, “I have the perfect simplified
of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother even hopeful.” ~ Bob tax form for government.
threw on another brother.” Hope Why don’t they just print
• ON HIS SIX BROTHERS: “That’s how I learned our money with a return
“A bank is a place that
address on it?” ~ Bob Hope
to dance. Waiting for the bathroom.” will lend you money if you
• ON HIS EARLY FAILURES: “I would not have or Citizen Center
Seni
can prove that you don’t
had anything to eat if it wasn’t for the stuff the
audience threw at me.”
need it.” ~ Bob Hope
FRIDAY Sen
“If you haven’t any charity
• ON GOING TO HEAVEN: “I’ve done benefits for in your heart, you have Sweet & Sour Pork
ALL religions. I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a the worst kind of heart
technicality.” trouble.” ~ Bob Hope
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