I'M IRISH AND I SPENT A YEAR TRAVELING THE US — HERE ARE THE 17

THINGS THAT SURPRISED ME ABOUT DAY TO DAY LIFE

1. Americans are way too sensitive
Sometimes I wonder if political correctness is in your constitution. I found out very quickly in my
first visit that I had to bite my tongue pretty much all the time, and (more annoyingly) that nobody was
ever straight with me.
It seems that speaking your mind to individuals is a major taboo. You can't tell a friend straight
when he has f----- up, nobody will ever tell you that you look like you could stand to lose a few pounds,
and there's way too much euphemism to avoid the hard truth.
To a certain extent, I can understand it – America generally does a great job of preventing people
from singling out ethnic groups and toning down hate speech. But it waters it down far too much at the
individual level.
A lot of Americans I met feel very lonely, and I feel this is a major reason. You may never find a
boy/girlfriend if a friend who knows you well and supposedly cares about you, doesn't tell you the hard
facts of what makes you annoying… so that you can change it! Being insulting for the sake of it is
needless aggression. But constructive criticism is what friends are for.
The one time in my entire last three months that someone was straight with me was when my friend
Karol Gajda gave me some tips to improve my presentation in future after I gave a TEDx talk, while
everyone else was doing nothing but massaging my ego. It was really useful advice but it caught me
off guard because I was used to months of…

2. Everything is “awesome”!
I really hate the word awesome. It used to mean “that which inspires awe”, but in the states it means
nothing! It doesn't even mean good – it's just a word – a filler, like “um” or “y'know”.
This is the stereotypical American cheesy word, and I heard it until my ears started to bleed. Too
many over-the-top positive adjectives like this get thrown around so much that they really mean
nothing.
And when you ask someone “How are you?” the answer will inevitably be “great!” even if they are
far from it.
When you start using excessive positivity it waters down the meaning, and those words become
neutral. Then what do you do when you need to express true positivity? Of course, when someone says
they are “OK, I guess” then you know things are pear shaped! I don't think “bad” is in America's
vocabulary.
But nothing beats America's over-positivity more than this:

3. Smiles mean NOTHING

When I meet Americans abroad, one of their biggest complaints are along the lines of “nobody
smiles on Prague's trams!” “That waitress was so rude to me! She didn't even smile!”
America – I have the opposite complaint for you. You guys smile way too much. It's annoying!
How can you tell when someone means it? And why the hell would a stranger doing a crossword puzzle
on public transport want to look giddy?
When people smile in Europe it means something. For example, because Germans don't go around
looking like an American toothpaste commercial when I was with them and they smiled, it lit up the
room – you know it's genuine and you can't help but smile back, because you are genuinely happy.
You've shared a joke, or a funny story or you are in love etc.
 But all the time? When you smile all the time in public it means nothing. Apparently a smile releases
endorphins, but if your face is stuck that way I'm sure your dreams of a natural high will fade soon. I'd
rather focus on trying to make my life better and have reasons to smile than lie to myself and the world.
Despite how surly I sound in this post, because complaining is the theme of the article, the fact that
I vent when I mean it, means that when you see me happy you know I'm truly happy. And that is indeed
a lot of the time :) But not all of it!

4. Tipping
While it's a perk for most of you, for me it was terribly annoying to be in restaurants and having a
waitress interrupt me every 3 minutes asking me if everything is OK. I'd have to feign a smile (it's the
American way – see above!) and thumbs up to make her go away since my mouth was always full.
I really don't see the point – if you've given me the wrong order or if I suddenly realise I'm dying
from an allergic reaction to your food, you'll know it long before those 3 minutes are up.
Eating out is always an annoying experience because of this. In the rest of the world we call the
server over when we need something. If this was genuine interest, or if the person was trying to be
friendly that would be cool, but that's not what it's about. In fact, it's all down to “subtle” reminders that
this person wants you to tip them.
This drove me crazy – I really think tipping as a means of waitresses and others earning the vast
majority of their living is ridiculous. If I have to pay, say 15% anyway, then include it in the bill! It's
not a bloody tip if it's mandatory!!!
Once again, one huge complaint I hear in other countries is how rude waitresses are, and Americans
claim it's because they aren't tipped. Instead of getting tipped they earn a wage like everyone else, and
do their job and if they do it bad enough they'll get fired. But apparently not pestering you every minute
and not smiling like you are in a Ms. World competition means you are “rude”.
I think the basic concept of tipping is nice – but all explanations I've heard about it as a must-do
make no sense when you really talk it out.
You can paint waitresses/waiters as hard workers who earn those tips, and need a chance for a
higher wage than if they got minimum wage… but what about teachers and nurses? Why not tip them?
Why not tip everyone who you interact with in some way – bus drivers, or leave money on your trash
can for the garbage man? It's inconsistent, and waiters, hairdressers and taxi drivers should just charge
us what needs to be charged.
Some people ludicrously suggest that it makes it cheaper that the restaurant doesn't have to charge
more, but you're paying the difference anyway. What it does contribute to is clear though:

5. False prices on everything

Tipping is just the peak of the iceberg.
It's all one big marketing scam to make people feel like they are paying less. The price you see on
a menu is nothing compared to what you'll actually pay. Apart from tipping, you have to of course pay
taxes.
Now taxes are things that you simply have to pay on items you purchase – it's how governments
work all around the world. So why hide it from us? It boggles my mind that places refuse to include
the tax in prices. The price they state is pretty much useless. It's just saying “this is how much we get
from what you pay, but you'll actually pay more”.
I don't give a flying toss how much YOU get, I want to know how much I have to pay! How much
money… do you want me… to hand to you? Do I really have to spell this out?
 The most laughable of all of these is the “dollar store”. If you have a single dollar, you will be
turned away from a “dollar” store! It's a dollar… that they earn, not that you pay. Do you follow? The
only thing that matters is the business's perspective.
I've been told that this is because taxing is different in each state. I shed a tear for the poor giant
corporations selling widgets in different states who can't possibly print out a label for millions of people
because it inconveniences the corporation/seller ever so slightly. We have the same product sold across
many European countries (in many cases in the same multilingual packaging) and somehow someone
in the company found the time to punch numbers into a $1 calculator in advance to tell people how
much they are actually paying.
It's nothing but a large scale marketing scam. Make the price seem cheaper, which is lying to people.
One great way to get people in more debt is to make them feel like they are spending less, but add the
rest when it comes time to hand over the cash. This is one big part of….

6. Cheesy in-your-face marketing

I feel like scraping out my eyes with toothpicks when I'm forced to endure advertising in America.
Make it stop.
Most Americans aren't even aware of it – it's on all the time so much that it becomes nothing more
than background noise. And this means that advertisers have to be even louder to get through to people.
It's a vicious circle that drives any non-American not used to it bonkers. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!
I decided to watch an episode of House one evening on TV. Up until then I had only really seen
American shows online with advertising removed or back in Europe with European advertising
inserted.
Every few minutes you get torn out of the show and bombarded with irrelevant spam, and
“awesome” images of people who practically experience orgasms as soon as they buy product X, that
is (of course) on special offer just right now. And if it's anything medical you get a super fast voice
spur every kind of medical complaint you can imagine that his product will create as a side-effect. But
at least the cheesy model is still happy, so it's probably not so important.
Some of my American blogger friends apply this to the online world and cover their site with
flashing or aggressive banners, and a writing style that is psychologically very effective to make a sale,
but man is it annoying. One online pet-peeve of mine is email pop-up sign-up forms, which you can
justify with marketing stats, as long as you ignore how much you piss off people you don't “convert”.
I'd recommend you install Randy‘s Stoppity plugin for Firefox or Chrome to turn those off.
And here's the thing: Americans are marketing geniuses. This can never be disputed. Every time I
went to buy just a carton of milk, something about the supermarket that's different to what I'm used to,
gravitated me towards some expensive garbage I didn't need and I almost bought it, or did buy it, feeling
very stupid as I walked out.
If you are in Las Vegas you'll see how skilled they are at this manipulation by how they design the
casinos. No windows, no clocks, impossible to find exits, no way to get where you want to go without
walking through slot machines, the slot machines themselves have lots of shiny lights and bouncy music
to entice you. You feel like you are being hypnotised. They know exactly what they are doing and have
the billions of dollars to prove it.
But it's still manipulation, and to those of us not used to the loudness it's plain cheesy. Every corner
of America is plastered with some kind of advertising or sponsorship, and I feel so at peace now that
I've left. No more random phone calls on any landline (including hotels I was paying for) with a
recorded voice to try to pitch me something and no more spam promotional brochures taking over my
physical mailbox.
 7. Wasteful consumerism
Customers wait in line outside the Apple store on 5th Avenue, for Friday's iPhone 5 models to go
on sale, in New York, September 19, 2012. REUTERS/Eduardo Munoz
Some of the consumerism is difficult to avoid when you are flooded with advertising, but some of
it really is entirely the person's own fault for being so wasteful.
The best example I can think of by far is Apple fanboyism. So many Americans waste so much
cash to have the latest iteration of Apple's iPhone, iPad, or Macbook. When you buy one that's fine – I
personally don't like Apple products (I find the operating system too restrictive), but there are many
good arguments for why it could be better. I also like to have a good smartphone and laptop for example,
and I'm as much a consumer as you if you happen to have an Apple equivalent.
The problem is when you replace your iPhone 5 with an iPhone 5S, and do it along with an army
of millions of other sheep for no good reason. It's pointless and wasteful consumerism at its best.
I actually took advantage of this when I was in Austin years ago. I waited until the day the iPad 2
was announced and as I predicted there were 20 new ads per minute on Craigslist in that city alone
from desperate fanboys trying to sell their iPad 1.
Since my laptop is so big (I consider it a portable desktop), it was worth my while to invest in a
tablet and I convinced one guy to sell me his with a bluetooth keyboard case for a quarter of the original
price, just 2 months after he bought it! He was so desperate to have the latest version that was ever so
slightly thinner and faster, and with a camera that makes you look like an idiot when you point your
iPad at something, but otherwise basically exactly the same.
Personally I only replace my smartphone when I break the other one from travel stress or dropping
it in an ocean etc. I'm also a consumer though, and will occasionally buy stuff that I don't need, but
replacing something I have for something marginally better for a large price is something I can never
understand.
What makes it worse is that these people sometimes claim to not have much money and Apple
products are added to their “necessities” list. The person I bought my iPad from sighed when I told him
what I do, and he said that he wished he had the money to travel. I wish he had the common sense to
realise that if he stopped wasting his money he'd have plenty left over.

8. American stereotypes of other countries

Many of us have seen videos online of Americans arising up basic questions of international
geography. I went out of my way to avoid people that stupid – my beef is with the supposedly educated
ones.
Luckily, Americans you meet abroad tend to be much cleverer, but meeting those who haven't
traveled made my head hurt with the amount of face palms I'd have to do.
Now, I know there are 300 million of you, but I have had this exact same conversation on both the
east and west coast, and in the mid-west and south:

“Hi, I'm Benny”

“Awesome! I'm X. Where are you from?”
“Ireland”
“Wow! You guys certainly know how to drink!”
“Actually, I don't drink”
“Oh, you're not really Irish then, are you!”
Again, and again and again… and again. The same idiotic script – I knew it was coming every time.
They demanded to see my passport, said that I'm the only Irish guy they've ever met who doesn't drink
(and very stupidly then admitted that I was the ONLY Irish guy they ever met!!) or had visited Ireland
and spent all their time in Temple Bar (not even leaving Dublin), confirming that all Irish people are
drunkards.
This is just one of the many dumb things they would say, which of course annoyed me the most.
A few others I've gotten include:
How was the boat ride over here? [Surprised that we have airports in Ireland – I must have arrived
in rags in New York harbour of course]
Too many people insisting that Ireland was part of the UK. They actually argued it with me!!
Did I have to check my car for IRA bombs when I was growing up? (uuuugh…., so many things
wrong with this!)
Surprised that I knew more about technology than they did. Aren't we all potato farmers in Ireland?
Whenever someone said anything about Ireland I'd always try to change the subject immediately or
they'd quickly find out how blunt I can be.
Edit: If you think this is hypocritical, I'd argue that this post is NOT filled with stereotypes because
it's based on my actual experience in hanging out with thousands of you.
Americans who stereotype us Irish (and other nationalities) have generally never been there, or at
best “seen” (not spent time with) a couple of tourists. Stereotyping is based on hearsay and
misinformation, and almost always from total lack of contact, or only superficial contact with the people
you stereotype.
I'm not talking about Americans being all loud and war mongers and only eating at McDonald's and
all being stupid etc. (typical American stereotypes), because these just aren't true for many people. I'm
talking about what I've actually experienced from normal people in every day situations after an entire
year of living and working in America.

9. Heritage
Every American you meet is not actually American. They are a fourth Polish, 3/17 Italian, ten other
random countries, and then of course half Irish. Since Ireland is more homogenous, it's hard for me to
appreciate this, so honestly I don't really care if your great grandfather's dog walker's best friend's
roommate was Irish. I really don't.
The amount of “Oh my gaaawwwd, me too!!” retorts I heard when I said I was Irish is quite silly.
I use country adjectives more restrictively than Americans do, so this was quite the pet peeve of mine.
I finally learned that “I'm from Ireland” means what I wanted to say to them better than “I'm Irish”
does.
I don't want to say I don't respect people's rich heritage (a nice mixture makes a country more
interesting; the melting pot of cultures and skin colours is one reason why Brazil is my favourite country
for example), but when people start talking about it as if it were genetics and their Italian part makes
them more passionate and their Irish part makes them good drinkers I really do have to roll my eyes.
I should add though, that it's a language difference, so “Irish” actually means “Irish American” as
I'd understand it. That's fine, but I'm trying to convey that people genuinely from that country (born
and raised) find this annoying. There is no right or wrong, but it's important to realise that rephrasing
it or saying “I have Irish/Italian heritage” may be more appropriate if you are talking to someone from
that country. This is especially true if speaking other languages.

10. ID checks & stupid drinking laws

Seriously, I promise I'm not 12. Please let me into the nightclub!
 I've even seen 60 year olds get IDed. Nowhere else in the world do they ID me now that I'm clearly
in my 30s. A few times I haven't had my passport (the most important document I own that I really
don't want to get beer spilled over) in my jeans pocket and have simply been refused entry.
I find it incredible that drinking age is 21, but you give 16 year olds licenses to drive cars and you
can buy a rifle at age 18. And you can't walk around outside with an open drink in most states (but
apparently putting it in a brown bag while you drink it makes it OK). I don't even drink, and I find these
laws nonsensical.

11. Religious Americans

Look – I grew up in a religious town in Ireland, went to an all boys Catholic school, and some of
my friends in Europe are religious. Even if I'm not religious myself, it's up to everyone to decide what
they believe in. I find religious people in Europe to be NORMAL – it's a spiritual thing, or something
they tend to keep to themselves, and are very modern people with a great balance of religion and
modernism.
But I can't stand certain Christian affiliations of religious Americans. It's Jesus this and Jesus that
all the bloody time. You really can't have a normal conversation with them. It's in your face religion.

12. Corporations win all the time, not small businesses

While there are many arguments against everything working towards there simply being a bunch
of large corporations competing with one another, my biggest problem is in terms of availability.
When you get your food from Walmart or Wholefoods, and nowhere else, these places grow and
will be separated by a reasonable driving distance for greatest scope. But between them? It's a
wasteland.
I was in downtown Chicago one day and wanted to simply get a bite to eat, but after walking around
for an hour the only affordable option I could find was Dunkin Donuts. There are plenty of excellent
cheap places to eat in Chicago, but you need to drive to them, or be in a specific part of the city with
lots of restaurants (knowing it in advance). There's too much competition between the big guys for a
large number of little guys to sprinkle themselves conveniently throughout cities.
If you plonk me in any major city in Europe, I'll find food in minutes. If you do the same in America,
even downtown and presuming it isn't a specific restaurant district, and don't give me a cell phone or a
car, I could starve to death.

13. A country designed for cars, not humans

America is a terrible place for pedestrians. It's the worst place in the entire world to live in if you
don't own a car.
On previous trips to the states I've had it rough – relying on sub-par public transport (which is at
least workable in certain major cities, but almost never first world standard in my opinion), or relying
on a friend the entire time. You can't do anything without a car in most cases. With rare exceptions
(like San Francisco / New York), all shops, affordable restaurants, supermarkets, electronics etc. are
miles away.
I really like Austin, but found it laughable that it was rated as among the most “walkable” cities in
the states. Living just outside the centre, but within walking distance, meant that I had a stretch of my
path with no pavement. The city centre was walkable, but most people live just outside it, and must
drive to get in.
What struck me as the most eerie thing of all is that I felt very much alone when walking in any
American city. In many cases I'd be the only pedestrian in the entire block, even if it was in the middle
of the week downtown! The country is really designed to get in your car, drive to your destination and
get out there. No walk-abouts.
Going for a walk to find food serendipitously (as I would in any European city) was a terrible idea
every time without checking Yelp.com in advance.
For my more recent trips, I did actually rent a car for most of my stay (I didn't even have a driving
license before the age of 28, which most Americans find hard to grasp), and everything was so much
more convenient, but I really did feel like I was only ever using my feet to work the gas pedal.

14. Always in a hurry

So many things in America are rushed far too much my liking. Fast food is something we have all
around the world now but even in a posh sit-down restaurant your food will usually come out in less
than five minutes after ordering! What's the rush?
People don't seem to have the patience to invest time to slowly improve things, unless it involves
some kind of monetary investment.
Americans are also very punctual, because of course time is money. So many of them could do with
stopping to smell the roses, and arriving late because they took their time.
Despite all the false positivity, I find Americans to be generally the most stressed out and unhappiest
people on the planet. Despite all the resources, and all the money they have, they are sadder than people
I know who can barely make ends meet in other countries, but still know how to live in the moment.
This rush to the finish line or to have a million dollars in your bank account or to get that promotion,
and to have that consume your life is something I find really sad.

15. Obsession with money

I met far too many people who were more interested in their bank balance than their quality of life.
People richer than I can possibly imagine, who are depressed. More money seems to be the only way
they understand of solving problems. They don't travel because they think they need tens of thousands
of dollars (which is just simply not true, as you can read it in this post here), and they don't enjoy their
day because they may miss out on a business opportunity.

16. Unhealthy portions

Apart from people not being frank with those who are overweight, the biggest problem is that
portions in restaurants are grossly overgenerous. Any time I ordered even a small portion I'd be totally
full. Small means something completely different to me than it does to Americans. If you sit down in
most places and order anything but an appetiser or a salad, you will eat more than you should.
I was brought up being reminded of starving children in Africa, so I feel guilty if I don't clear my
plate. This was disastrous in a few months I spent in the states a few years ago, where I put on a LOT
of weight (that I've luckily since lost in other countries)! I should have asked for a “doggy bag” nearly
all the time.
I've learned to stop ordering a soda entirely, because when restaurants give you free refills, I feel
like I should drink more… it's free after all! Ugh.

17. Thinking America is the best

Finally, one thing I find annoying is the warped view of America's situation in the world.
Americans ask me all the time if I'm scared to be travelling in South America. I found it way scarier
to walk around certain parts of downtown San Francisco or Chicago at night than I did even in
downtown Recife (apparently one of the most dangerous cities in South America) – because at least
there are people there. And I find it pretty scary to be in a country where pretty much anyone can legally
buy a revolver.
America tends to have a skewed view of itself as “the land of the free” – it certainly was… 200
years ago, in comparison to other western countries. (You know, forgetting the problems everywhere
had at the time like no freedom for certain ethnicities or genders…)
But nowadays, most of western Europe is as free or more free, with opportunities for people at all
levels. America is indeed a better place with a higher standard of living than most of the world, but free
speech and tolerance for all is the norm in the western world as a rule, not just in America.
There is no best country. But those who go on about how America is number one, tend to be those
who have never traveled or are lightly traveled.
How about saying America is great or even… “awesome”? I think patriotism is an excellent quality
to have, and we should all be proud of where we were born. But nationalism (believing other countries
are inferior) is a terrible quality.
What I love about Americans
Since this post has been a bit of a downer, I will balance it out a bit by saying what I love about
Americans :)
While I complained a lot here, I actually go back to visit the states very regularly! There are many
reasons for this, including:
So well connected: social networking and apps are so well integrated into America compared to
other places I've been. Meetup.com is super active, and there is free wifi and apps made for your city
nearly all the time. I love how much America has embraced the Internet to so many levels, and I hope
we catch up in other countries.
Conferences and conventions: while we do have some in Europe, we cannot dream of competing
with the states in terms of sheer numbers of people with very specific niche interests gathering together.
It's been fantastic for me to attend blogging and travel conferences, and even a Star Trek convention!
You have such specific conversations there with large numbers of people that you can't normally do in
other countries.
Many friends: What will always make sure that I keep coming back is that I've made some lifelong
friends with so many people that I never would have been able to elsewhere in the world because of so
many things that we do share in common, or things we believe in.
Countryside diversity and so much to do: As well as some great people, there are some incredible
sites – and you can get a whole world of climates within America. To this day, the Grand Canyon
remains one of the most impressive sites I've ever seen. It's also so much fun to visit any city – if you
know the right people or even use websites like those I mention above, you'll always have plenty to
keep you busy!
Open mindedness and diversity: Despite what I've said in this post, America is a very special
country with so much going for it! I thoroughly enjoy my conversations with people there, and it's one
of the few places that I could write a post like this and still be welcome to come back later ;) And I
will!
One final thought:
Some of my best friends in the world are Americans. I will come back – but when I share my
thoughts I do it VERY frankly. You have to appreciate this. The cultural issue is that if an American
complains about something they presumably hate it, but I'm just sharing my thoughts. Since my style
is terribly blunt, you can indeed get the wrong impression that I “hate” Americans from this if you treat
it as an American style complaint letter.
 The honesty issue is such a cultural difference. My German friends tell me without hesitation if I
smell bad after dancing for a few hours, if I'm being too loud, tell me when something I've created is
crap or that I have terrible taste in music etc. – they don't hold back. From an American perspective
they are being rude, but in fact they are showing how much they love me. It's constructive criticism.
This post is actually because I care about Americans enough to be straight with them ;)
I hope despite the frankness that you'll welcome me when I do come back to visit! Of course there
are many many other reasons I love America, but as you can see this post is long enough as it is! I can
do much better by having some of you retrospectively look at your culture from a foreign perspective
than I can by inflating your egos ;)
May the sea of comments, rants, retorts and insults… commence!
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